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Title:RomeoandJuliet
Author:WilliamShakespeare
ReleaseDate:November,1998[Etext#1513]
LastUpdated:January30,2019
Language:English
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THETRAGEDYOFROMEOANDJULIET
byWilliamShakespeare
ContentsTHEPROLOGUE.
ACTISceneI.Apublicplace.SceneII.AStreet.SceneIII.RoominCapulet’sHouse.SceneIV.AStreet.SceneV.AHallinCapulet’sHouse.
ACTIICHORUS.SceneI.AnopenplaceadjoiningCapulet’sGarden.SceneII.Capulet’sGarden.SceneIII.FriarLawrence’sCell.SceneIV.AStreet.SceneV.Capulet’sGarden.SceneVI.FriarLawrence’sCell.
ACTIIISceneI.ApublicPlace.SceneII.ARoominCapulet’sHouse.SceneIII.FriarLawrence’scell.SceneIV.ARoominCapulet’sHouse.SceneV.AnopenGallerytoJuliet’sChamber,overlookingtheGarden.
ACTIVSceneI.FriarLawrence’sCell.SceneII.HallinCapulet’sHouse.SceneIII.Juliet’sChamber.SceneIV.HallinCapulet’sHouse.SceneV.Juliet’sChamber;Julietonthebed.
ACTVSceneI.Mantua.AStreet.SceneII.FriarLawrence’sCell.SceneIII.Achurchyard;initaMonumentbelongingtotheCapulets.
DramatisPersonæESCALUS,PrinceofVerona.MERCUTIO,kinsmantothePrince,andfriendtoRomeo.PARIS,ayoungNobleman,kinsmantothePrince.PagetoParis.
MONTAGUE,headofaVeronesefamilyatfeudwiththeCapulets.LADYMONTAGUE,wifetoMontague.ROMEO,sontoMontague.BENVOLIO,nephewtoMontague,andfriendtoRomeo.ABRAM,servanttoMontague.BALTHASAR,servanttoRomeo.
CAPULET,headofaVeronesefamilyatfeudwiththeMontagues.LADYCAPULET,wifetoCapulet.JULIET,daughtertoCapulet.TYBALT,nephewtoLadyCapulet.CAPULET’SCOUSIN,anoldman.NURSEtoJuliet.PETER,servanttoJuliet’sNurse.SAMPSON,servanttoCapulet.GREGORY,servanttoCapulet.Servants.
FRIARLAWRENCE,aFranciscan.FRIARJOHN,ofthesameOrder.AnApothecary.CHORUS.ThreeMusicians.AnOfficer.Citizens of Verona; several Men and Women, relations to both houses;Maskers,Guards,WatchmenandAttendants.
SCENE.DuringthegreaterpartofthePlayinVerona;once,intheFifthAct,atMantua.
THEPROLOGUEEnterCHORUS.
CHORUS.
Twohouseholds,bothalikeindignity,InfairVerona,wherewelayourscene,Fromancientgrudgebreaktonewmutiny,Wherecivilbloodmakescivilhandsunclean.FromforththefatalloinsofthesetwofoesApairofstar-cross’dloverstaketheirlife;Whosemisadventur’dpiteousoverthrowsDothwiththeirdeathburytheirparents’strife.Thefearfulpassageoftheirdeath-mark’dlove,Andthecontinuanceoftheirparents’rage,Which,buttheirchildren’send,noughtcouldremove,Isnowthetwohours’trafficofourstage;Thewhich,ifyouwithpatientearsattend,Whathereshallmiss,ourtoilshallstrivetomend.
[Exit.]
ACTI
SCENEI.Apublicplace.EnterSAMPSONandGREGORYarmedwithswordsandbucklers.
SAMPSON.Gregory,onmyword,we’llnotcarrycoals.
GREGORY.No,forthenweshouldbecolliers.
SAMPSON.Imean,ifwebeincholer,we’lldraw.
GREGORY.Ay,whileyoulive,drawyourneckouto’thecollar.
SAMPSON.Istrikequickly,beingmoved.
GREGORY.Butthouartnotquicklymovedtostrike.
SAMPSON.AdogofthehouseofMontaguemovesme.
GREGORY.Tomoveistostir;andtobevaliantistostand:therefore,ifthouartmoved,thourunn’staway.
SAMPSON.Adogofthathouseshallmovemetostand.IwilltakethewallofanymanormaidofMontague’s.
GREGORY.Thatshowstheeaweakslave,fortheweakestgoestothewall.
SAMPSON.True, and thereforewomen,being theweakervessels, areever thrust to thewall: therefore I will push Montague’s men from the wall, and thrust hismaidstothewall.
GREGORY.
Thequarrelisbetweenourmastersandustheirmen.
SAMPSON.’Tisallone,Iwillshowmyselfatyrant:whenIhavefoughtwiththemenIwillbecivilwiththemaids,Iwillcutofftheirheads.
GREGORY.Theheadsofthemaids?
SAMPSON.Ay, theheadsof themaids,or theirmaidenheads; takeit inwhatsense thouwilt.
GREGORY.Theymusttakeitinsensethatfeelit.
SAMPSON.MetheyshallfeelwhileIamabletostand:and’tisknownIamaprettypieceofflesh.
GREGORY.’Tiswellthouartnotfish;ifthouhadst,thouhadstbeenpoorJohn.Drawthytool;herecomesofthehouseofMontagues.
EnterABRAMandBALTHASAR.
SAMPSON.Mynakedweaponisout:quarrel,Iwillbackthee.
GREGORY.How?Turnthybackandrun?
SAMPSON.Fearmenot.
GREGORY.No,marry;Ifearthee!
SAMPSON.Letustakethelawofoursides;letthembegin.
GREGORY.IwillfrownasIpassby,andletthemtakeitastheylist.
SAMPSON.Nay,astheydare.Iwillbitemythumbatthem,whichisdisgracetothemiftheybearit.
ABRAM.Doyoubiteyourthumbatus,sir?
SAMPSON.Idobitemythumb,sir.
ABRAM.Doyoubiteyourthumbatus,sir?
SAMPSON.IsthelawofoursideifIsayay?
GREGORY.No.
SAMPSON.Nosir,Idonotbitemythumbatyou,sir;butIbitemythumb,sir.
GREGORY.Doyouquarrel,sir?
ABRAM.Quarrel,sir?No,sir.
SAMPSON.Butifyoudo,sir,amforyou.Iserveasgoodamanasyou.
ABRAM.Nobetter.
SAMPSON.Well,sir.
EnterBENVOLIO.
GREGORY.Saybetter;herecomesoneofmymaster’skinsmen.
SAMPSON.Yes,better,sir.
ABRAM.Youlie.
SAMPSON.Draw,ifyoubemen.Gregory,rememberthywashingblow.
[Theyfight.]
BENVOLIO.Part,fools!putupyourswords,youknownotwhatyoudo.
[Beatsdowntheirswords.]
EnterTYBALT.
TYBALT.What,artthoudrawnamongtheseheartlesshinds?TurntheeBenvolio,lookuponthydeath.
BENVOLIO.Idobutkeepthepeace,putupthysword,Ormanageittopartthesemenwithme.
TYBALT.What,drawn,andtalkofpeace?IhatethewordAsIhatehell,allMontagues,andthee:Haveatthee,coward.
[Theyfight.]
EnterthreeorfourCITIZENSwithclubs.
FIRSTCITIZEN.Clubs,billsandpartisans!Strike!Beatthemdown!DownwiththeCapulets!DownwiththeMontagues!
EnterCAPULETinhisgown,andLADYCAPULET.
CAPULET.Whatnoiseisthis?Givememylongsword,ho!
LADYCAPULET.Acrutch,acrutch!Whycallyouforasword?
CAPULET.Mysword,Isay!OldMontagueiscome,Andflourisheshisbladeinspiteofme.
EnterMONTAGUEandhisLADYMONTAGUE.
MONTAGUE.ThouvillainCapulet!Holdmenot,letmego.
LADYMONTAGUE.Thoushaltnotstironefoottoseekafoe.
EnterPRINCEESCALUS,withATTENDANTS.
PRINCE.Rebellioussubjects,enemiestopeace,Profanersofthisneighbour-stainedsteel,—Willtheynothear?What,ho!Youmen,youbeasts,ThatquenchthefireofyourperniciousrageWithpurplefountainsissuingfromyourveins,Onpainoftorture,fromthosebloodyhands
Throwyourmistemper’dweaponstothegroundAndhearthesentenceofyourmovedprince.Threecivilbrawls,bredofanairyword,Bythee,oldCapulet,andMontague,Havethricedisturb’dthequietofourstreets,AndmadeVerona’sancientcitizensCastbytheirgravebeseemingornaments,Towieldoldpartisans,inhandsasold,Canker’dwithpeace,topartyourcanker’dhate.Ifeveryoudisturbourstreetsagain,Yourlivesshallpaytheforfeitofthepeace.Forthistimealltherestdepartaway:You,Capulet,shallgoalongwithme,AndMontague,comeyouthisafternoon,Toknowourfartherpleasureinthiscase,TooldFree-town,ourcommonjudgement-place.Oncemore,onpainofdeath,allmendepart.
[ExeuntPRINCEandATTENDANTS;CAPULET,LADYCAPULET,TYBALT,CITIZENS
andServants.]
MONTAGUE.Whosetthisancientquarrelnewabroach?Speak,nephew,wereyoubywhenitbegan?
BENVOLIO.HereweretheservantsofyouradversaryAndyours,closefightingereIdidapproach.Idrewtopartthem,intheinstantcameThefieryTybalt,withhisswordprepar’d,Which,ashebreath’ddefiancetomyears,Heswungabouthishead,andcutthewinds,Whonothinghurtwithal,hiss’dhiminscorn.WhilewewereinterchangingthrustsandblowsCamemoreandmore,andfoughtonpartandpart,TillthePrincecame,whopartedeitherpart.
LADYMONTAGUE.OwhereisRomeo,sawyouhimtoday?RightgladIamhewasnotatthisfray.
BENVOLIO.Madam,anhourbeforetheworshipp’dsunPeer’dforththegoldenwindowoftheeast,Atroubledminddravemetowalkabroad,
WhereunderneaththegroveofsycamoreThatwestwardrootethfromthiscityside,SoearlywalkingdidIseeyourson.TowardshimImade,buthewaswareofme,Andstoleintothecovertofthewood.I,measuringhisaffectionsbymyown,Whichthenmostsoughtwheremostmightnotbefound,Beingonetoomanybymywearyself,Pursu’dmyhumour,notpursuinghis,Andgladlyshunn’dwhogladlyfledfromme.
MONTAGUE.Manyamorninghathhetherebeenseen,Withtearsaugmentingthefreshmorning’sdew,Addingtocloudsmorecloudswithhisdeepsighs;Butallsosoonastheall-cheeringsunShouldinthefarthesteastbegintodrawTheshadycurtainsfromAurora’sbed,Awayfromlightstealshomemyheavyson,Andprivateinhischamberpenshimself,Shutsuphiswindows,locksfairdaylightoutAndmakeshimselfanartificialnight.Blackandportentousmustthishumourprove,Unlessgoodcounselmaythecauseremove.
BENVOLIO.Mynobleuncle,doyouknowthecause?
MONTAGUE.Ineitherknowitnorcanlearnofhim.
BENVOLIO.Haveyouimportun’dhimbyanymeans?
MONTAGUE.Bothbymyselfandmanyotherfriends;Buthe,hisownaffections’counsellor,Istohimself—Iwillnotsayhowtrue—Buttohimselfsosecretandsoclose,Sofarfromsoundinganddiscovery,AsisthebudbitwithanenviouswormErehecanspreadhissweetleavestotheair,Ordedicatehisbeautytothesun.Couldwebutlearnfromwhencehissorrowsgrow,Wewouldaswillinglygivecureasknow.
EnterROMEO.
BENVOLIO.See,wherehecomes.Sopleaseyoustepaside;I’llknowhisgrievanceorbemuchdenied.
MONTAGUE.IwouldthouwertsohappybythystayToheartrueshrift.Come,madam,let’saway,
[ExeuntMONTAGUEandLADYMONTAGUE.]
BENVOLIO.Goodmorrow,cousin.
ROMEO.Isthedaysoyoung?
BENVOLIO.Butnewstrucknine.
ROMEO.Ayme,sadhoursseemlong.Wasthatmyfatherthatwenthencesofast?
BENVOLIO.Itwas.WhatsadnesslengthensRomeo’shours?
ROMEO.Nothavingthatwhich,having,makesthemshort.
BENVOLIO.Inlove?
ROMEO.Out.
BENVOLIO.Oflove?
ROMEO.OutofherfavourwhereIaminlove.
BENVOLIO.Alasthatlovesogentleinhisview,Shouldbesotyrannousandroughinproof.
ROMEO.Alasthatlove,whoseviewismuffledstill,Should,withouteyes,seepathwaystohiswill!
Whereshallwedine?Ome!Whatfraywashere?Yettellmenot,forIhavehearditall.Here’smuchtodowithhate,butmorewithlove:Why,then,Obrawlinglove!Olovinghate!Oanything,ofnothingfirstcreate!Oheavylightness!seriousvanity!Misshapenchaosofwell-seemingforms!Featheroflead,brightsmoke,coldfire,sickhealth!Still-wakingsleep,thatisnotwhatitis!ThislovefeelI,thatfeelnoloveinthis.Dostthounotlaugh?
BENVOLIO.Nocoz,Iratherweep.
ROMEO.Goodheart,atwhat?
BENVOLIO.Atthygoodheart’soppression.
ROMEO.Whysuchislove’stransgression.Griefsofmineownlieheavyinmybreast,WhichthouwiltpropagatetohaveitprestWithmoreofthine.ThislovethatthouhastshownDothaddmoregrieftotoomuchofmineown.Loveisasmokemadewiththefumeofsighs;Beingpurg’d,afiresparklinginlovers’eyes;Beingvex’d,aseanourish’dwithlovers’tears:Whatisitelse?Amadnessmostdiscreet,Achokinggall,andapreservingsweet.Farewell,mycoz.
[Going.]
BENVOLIO.Soft!Iwillgoalong:Andifyouleavemeso,youdomewrong.
ROMEO.Tut!Ihavelostmyself;Iamnothere.ThisisnotRomeo,he’ssomeotherwhere.
BENVOLIO.Tellmeinsadnesswhoisthatyoulove?
ROMEO.What,shallIgroanandtellthee?
BENVOLIO.Groan!Why,no;butsadlytellmewho.
ROMEO.Bidasickmaninsadnessmakehiswill,Awordillurg’dtoonethatissoill.Insadness,cousin,Idoloveawoman.
BENVOLIO.Iaim’dsonearwhenIsuppos’dyoulov’d.
ROMEO.Arightgoodmarkman,andshe’sfairIlove.
BENVOLIO.Arightfairmark,faircoz,issoonesthit.
ROMEO.Well,inthathityoumiss:she’llnotbehitWithCupid’sarrow,shehathDian’swit;Andinstrongproofofchastitywellarm’d,Fromlove’sweakchildishbowshelivesuncharm’d.ShewillnotstaythesiegeoflovingtermsNorbideth’encounterofassailingeyes,Noropeherlaptosaint-seducinggold:Oshe’srichinbeauty,onlypoorThatwhenshedies,withbeautydiesherstore.
BENVOLIO.Thenshehathswornthatshewillstilllivechaste?
ROMEO.Shehath,andinthatsparingmakeshugewaste;Forbeautystarv’dwithherseverity,Cutsbeautyofffromallposterity.Sheistoofair,toowise;wiselytoofair,Tomeritblissbymakingmedespair.Shehathforsworntolove,andinthatvowDoIlivedead,thatlivetotellitnow.
BENVOLIO.Berul’dbyme,forgettothinkofher.
ROMEO.
OteachmehowIshouldforgettothink.
BENVOLIO.Bygivinglibertyuntothineeyes;Examineotherbeauties.
ROMEO.’TisthewayTocallhers,exquisite,inquestionmore.Thesehappymasksthatkissfairladies’brows,Beingblack,putsusinmindtheyhidethefair;HethatisstruckenblindcannotforgetTheprecioustreasureofhiseyesightlost.Showmeamistressthatispassingfair,WhatdothherbeautyservebutasanoteWhereImayreadwhopass’dthatpassingfair?Farewell,thoucanstnotteachmetoforget.
BENVOLIO.I’llpaythatdoctrine,orelsedieindebt.
[Exeunt.]
SCENEII.AStreet.EnterCAPULET,PARISandSERVANT.
CAPULET.ButMontagueisboundaswellasI,Inpenaltyalike;and’tisnothard,Ithink,Formensooldaswetokeepthepeace.
PARIS.Ofhonourablereckoningareyouboth,Andpity’tisyouliv’datoddssolong.Butnowmylord,whatsayyoutomysuit?
CAPULET.Butsayingo’erwhatIhavesaidbefore.Mychildisyetastrangerintheworld,Shehathnotseenthechangeoffourteenyears;LettwomoresummerswitherintheirprideErewemaythinkherripetobeabride.
PARIS.Youngerthanshearehappymothersmade.
CAPULET.Andtoosoonmarr’darethosesoearlymade.Theearthhathswallowedallmyhopesbutshe,Sheisthehopefulladyofmyearth:Butwooher,gentleParis,getherheart,Mywilltoherconsentisbutapart;Andsheagree,withinherscopeofchoiceLiesmyconsentandfairaccordingvoice.ThisnightIholdanoldaccustom’dfeast,WheretoIhaveinvitedmanyaguest,SuchasIlove,andyouamongthestore,Onemore,mostwelcome,makesmynumbermore.AtmypoorhouselooktobeholdthisnightEarth-treadingstarsthatmakedarkheavenlight:SuchcomfortasdolustyyoungmenfeelWhenwellapparell’dAprilontheheelOflimpingwintertreads,evensuchdelightAmongfreshfemalebudsshallyouthisnightInheritatmyhouse.Hearall,allsee,Andlikehermostwhosemeritmostshallbe:Which,onmoreviewofmany,mine,beingone,Maystandinnumber,thoughinreckoningnone.Come,gowithme.Go,sirrah,trudgeaboutThroughfairVerona;findthosepersonsoutWhosenamesarewrittenthere,[givesapaper]andtothemsay,Myhouseandwelcomeontheirpleasurestay.
[ExeuntCAPULETandPARIS.]
SERVANT.Findthemoutwhosenamesarewrittenhere!Itiswrittenthattheshoemakershouldmeddlewithhisyard and the tailorwithhis last, the fisherwithhispencil,andthepainterwithhisnets;butIamsenttofindthosepersonswhosenamesareherewrit,andcanneverfindwhatnamesthewritingpersonhathherewrit.Imusttothelearned.Ingoodtime!
EnterBENVOLIOandROMEO.
BENVOLIO.Tut,man,onefireburnsoutanother’sburning,Onepainislessen’dbyanother’sanguish;Turngiddy,andbeholpbybackwardturning;Onedesperategriefcureswithanother’slanguish:Takethousomenewinfectiontothyeye,
Andtherankpoisonoftheoldwilldie.
ROMEO.Yourplantainleafisexcellentforthat.
BENVOLIO.Forwhat,Ipraythee?
ROMEO.Foryourbrokenshin.
BENVOLIO.Why,Romeo,artthoumad?
ROMEO.Notmad,butboundmorethanamadmanis:Shutupinprison,keptwithoutmyfood,Whipp’dandtormentedand—God-den,goodfellow.
SERVANT.Godgi’go-den.Ipray,sir,canyouread?
ROMEO.Ay,mineownfortuneinmymisery.
SERVANT.Perhapsyouhavelearneditwithoutbook.ButIpray,canyoureadanythingyousee?
ROMEO.Ay,IfIknowthelettersandthelanguage.
SERVANT.Yesayhonestly,restyoumerry!
ROMEO.Stay,fellow;Icanread.
[Hereadstheletter.]
SigniorMartinoandhiswifeanddaughters;CountyAnselmoandhisbeauteoussisters;TheladywidowofUtruvio;SigniorPlacentioandhislovelynieces;MercutioandhisbrotherValentine;MineuncleCapulet,hiswife,anddaughters;MyfairnieceRosalineandLivia;SigniorValentioandhiscousinTybalt;LucioandthelivelyHelena.
Afairassembly.[Givesbackthepaper]Whithershouldtheycome?
SERVANT.Up.
ROMEO.Whithertosupper?
SERVANT.Toourhouse.
ROMEO.Whosehouse?
SERVANT.Mymaster’s.
ROMEO.IndeedIshouldhaveask’dyouthatbefore.
SERVANT.NowI’lltellyouwithoutasking.MymasteristhegreatrichCapulet,andifyoubenotofthehouseofMontagues,Ipraycomeandcrushacupofwine.Restyoumerry.
[Exit.]
BENVOLIO.AtthissameancientfeastofCapulet’sSupsthefairRosalinewhomthousolov’st;WithalltheadmiredbeautiesofVerona.Gothitherandwithunattaintedeye,CompareherfacewithsomethatIshallshow,AndIwillmaketheethinkthyswanacrow.
ROMEO.WhenthedevoutreligionofmineeyeMaintainssuchfalsehood,thenturntearstofire;Andthesewho,oftendrown’d,couldneverdie,Transparentheretics,beburntforliars.Onefairerthanmylove?Theall-seeingsunNe’ersawhermatchsincefirsttheworldbegun.
BENVOLIO.Tut,yousawherfair,noneelsebeingby,Herselfpois’dwithherselfineithereye:Butinthatcrystalscaleslettherebeweigh’dYourlady’sloveagainstsomeothermaid
ThatIwillshowyoushiningatthisfeast,Andsheshallscantshowwellthatnowshowsbest.
ROMEO.I’llgoalong,nosuchsighttobeshown,Buttorejoiceinsplendourofmyown.
[Exeunt.]
SCENEIII.RoominCapulet’sHouse.EnterLADYCAPULETandNURSE.
LADYCAPULET.Nurse,where’smydaughter?Callherforthtome.
NURSE.Now,bymymaidenhead,attwelveyearold,Ibadehercome.What,lamb!Whatladybird!Godforbid!Where’sthisgirl?What,Juliet!
EnterJULIET.
JULIET.Hownow,whocalls?
NURSE.Yourmother.
JULIET.Madam,Iamhere.Whatisyourwill?
LADYCAPULET.Thisisthematter.Nurse,giveleaveawhile,Wemusttalkinsecret.Nurse,comebackagain,Ihaveremember’dme,thou’shearourcounsel.Thouknowestmydaughter’sofaprettyage.
NURSE.Faith,Icantellherageuntoanhour.
LADYCAPULET.She’snotfourteen.
NURSE.I’lllayfourteenofmyteeth,Andyet,tomyteenbeitspoken,Ihavebutfour,Sheisnotfourteen.Howlongisitnow
ToLammas-tide?
LADYCAPULET.Afortnightandodddays.
NURSE.Evenorodd,ofalldaysintheyear,ComeLammasEveatnightshallshebefourteen.Susanandshe,—GodrestallChristiansouls!—Wereofanage.Well,SusaniswithGod;Shewastoogoodforme.ButasIsaid,OnLammasEveatnightshallshebefourteen;Thatshallshe,marry;Irememberitwell.’Tissincetheearthquakenowelevenyears;Andshewaswean’d,—Inevershallforgetit—,Ofallthedaysoftheyear,uponthatday:ForIhadthenlaidwormwoodtomydug,Sittinginthesununderthedovehousewall;MylordandyouwerethenatMantua:Nay,Idobearabrain.ButasIsaid,WhenitdidtastethewormwoodonthenippleOfmydugandfeltitbitter,prettyfool,Toseeittetchy,andfalloutwiththedug!Shake,quoththedovehouse:’twasnoneed,Itrow,Tobidmetrudge.Andsincethattimeitiselevenyears;Forthenshecouldstandalone;nay,byth’roodShecouldhaverunandwaddledallabout;Foreventhedaybeforeshebrokeherbrow,Andthenmyhusband,—Godbewithhissoul!Awasamerryman,—tookupthechild:‘Yea,’quothhe,‘dostthoufalluponthyface?Thouwiltfallbackwardwhenthouhastmorewit;Wiltthounot,Jule?’and,bymyholidame,Theprettywretchleftcrying,andsaid‘Ay’.Toseenowhowajestshallcomeabout.Iwarrant,andIshouldliveathousandyears,Inevershouldforgetit.‘Wiltthounot,Jule?’quothhe;And,prettyfool,itstinted,andsaid‘Ay.’
LADYCAPULET.Enoughofthis;Ipraytheeholdthypeace.
NURSE.
Yes,madam,yetIcannotchoosebutlaugh,Tothinkitshouldleavecrying,andsay‘Ay’;AndyetIwarrantithaduponitbrowAbumpasbigasayoungcockerel’sstone;Aperilousknock,anditcriedbitterly.‘Yea,’quothmyhusband,‘fall’stuponthyface?Thouwiltfallbackwardwhenthoucomesttoage;Wiltthounot,Jule?’itstinted,andsaid‘Ay’.
JULIET.Andstintthoutoo,Ipraythee,Nurse,sayI.
NURSE.Peace,Ihavedone.GodmarktheetohisgraceThouwasttheprettiestbabethate’erInurs’d:AndImightlivetoseetheemarriedonce,Ihavemywish.
LADYCAPULET.Marry,thatmarryistheverythemeIcametotalkof.Tellme,daughterJuliet,Howstandsyourdispositiontobemarried?
JULIET.ItisanhonourthatIdreamnotof.
NURSE.Anhonour!WerenotIthineonlynurse,Iwouldsaythouhadstsuck’dwisdomfromthyteat.
LADYCAPULET.Well,thinkofmarriagenow:youngerthanyou,HereinVerona,ladiesofesteem,Aremadealreadymothers.BymycountIwasyourmothermuchupontheseyearsThatyouarenowamaid.Thus,then,inbrief;ThevaliantParisseeksyouforhislove.
NURSE.Aman,younglady!Lady,suchamanAsalltheworld—whyhe’samanofwax.
LADYCAPULET.Verona’ssummerhathnotsuchaflower.
NURSE.Nay,he’saflower,infaithaveryflower.
LADYCAPULET.Whatsayyou,canyoulovethegentleman?Thisnightyoushallbeholdhimatourfeast;Reado’erthevolumeofyoungParis’face,Andfinddelightwrittherewithbeauty’spen.Examineeverymarriedlineament,Andseehowoneanotherlendscontent;Andwhatobscur’dinthisfairvolumelies,Findwritteninthemargentofhiseyes.Thispreciousbookoflove,thisunboundlover,Tobeautifyhim,onlylacksacover:Thefishlivesinthesea;and’tismuchprideForfairwithoutthefairwithintohide.Thatbookinmany’seyesdothsharetheglory,Thatingoldclaspslocksinthegoldenstory;Soshallyoushareallthathedothpossess,Byhavinghim,makingyourselfnoless.
NURSE.Noless,naybigger.Womengrowbymen.
LADYCAPULET.Speakbriefly,canyoulikeofParis’love?
JULIET.I’lllooktolike,iflookinglikingmove:ButnomoredeepwillIendartmineeyeThanyourconsentgivesstrengthtomakeitfly.
EnteraSERVANT.
SERVANT.Madam, theguests are come, supper servedup, you called,myyoung ladyaskedfor,theNursecursedinthepantry,andeverythinginextremity.Imusthencetowait,Ibeseechyoufollowstraight.
LADYCAPULET.Wefollowthee.
[ExitSERVANT.]
Juliet,theCountystays.
NURSE.Go,girl,seekhappynightstohappydays.
[Exeunt.]
SCENEIV.AStreet.EnterROMEO,MERCUTIO,BENVOLIO,withfiveorsixMASKERS;TORCH-
BEARERSandothers.
ROMEO.What,shallthisspeechbespokeforourexcuse?Orshallweonwithoutapology?
BENVOLIO.Thedateisoutofsuchprolixity:We’llhavenoCupidhoodwink’dwithascarf,BearingaTartar’spaintedbowoflath,Scaringtheladieslikeacrow-keeper;Nornowithout-bookprologue,faintlyspokeAftertheprompter,forourentrance:Butletthemmeasureusbywhattheywill,We’llmeasurethemameasure,andbegone.
ROMEO.Givemeatorch,Iamnotforthisambling;BeingbutheavyIwillbearthelight.
MERCUTIO.Nay,gentleRomeo,wemusthaveyoudance.
ROMEO.NotI,believeme,youhavedancingshoes,Withnimblesoles,IhaveasoulofleadSostakesmetothegroundIcannotmove.
MERCUTIO.Youarealover,borrowCupid’swings,Andsoarwiththemaboveacommonbound.
ROMEO.IamtoosoreenpiercedwithhisshaftTosoarwithhislightfeathers,andsobound,Icannotboundapitchabovedullwoe.Underlove’sheavyburdendoIsink.
MERCUTIO.And,tosinkinit,shouldyouburdenlove;Toogreatoppressionforatenderthing.
ROMEO.
Isloveatenderthing?Itistoorough,Toorude,tooboisterous;anditprickslikethorn.
MERCUTIO.Ifloveberoughwithyou,beroughwithlove;Prickloveforpricking,andyoubeatlovedown.Givemeacasetoputmyvisagein:[Puttingonamask.]Avisorforavisor.WhatcareIWhatcuriouseyedothquotedeformities?Herearethebeetle-browsshallblushforme.
BENVOLIO.Come,knockandenter;andnosoonerinButeverymanbetakehimtohislegs.
ROMEO.Atorchforme:letwantons,lightofheart,Ticklethesenselessrusheswiththeirheels;ForIamproverb’dwithagrandsirephrase,I’llbeacandle-holderandlookon,Thegamewasne’ersofair,andIamdone.
MERCUTIO.Tut,dun’sthemouse,theconstable’sownword:Ifthouartdun,we’lldrawtheefromthemireOrsaveyourreverencelove,whereinthoustickestUptotheears.Come,weburndaylight,ho.
ROMEO.Nay,that’snotso.
MERCUTIO.Imeansir,indelayWewasteourlightsinvain,lightlightsbyday.Takeourgoodmeaning,forourjudgmentsitsFivetimesinthatereonceinourfivewits.
ROMEO.Andwemeanwellingoingtothismask;But’tisnowittogo.
MERCUTIO.Why,mayoneask?
ROMEO.Idreamtadreamtonight.
MERCUTIO.AndsodidI.
ROMEO.Wellwhatwasyours?
MERCUTIO.Thatdreamersoftenlie.
ROMEO.Inbedasleep,whiletheydodreamthingstrue.
MERCUTIO.O,then,IseeQueenMabhathbeenwithyou.Sheisthefairies’midwife,andshecomesInshapenobiggerthananagate-stoneOnthefore-fingerofanalderman,DrawnwithateamoflittleatomiesOvermen’snosesastheylieasleep:Herwaggon-spokesmadeoflongspinners’legs;Thecover,ofthewingsofgrasshoppers;Hertraces,ofthesmallestspider’sweb;Thecollars,ofthemoonshine’swaterybeams;Herwhipofcricket’sbone;thelash,offilm;Herwaggoner,asmallgrey-coatedgnat,NothalfsobigasaroundlittlewormPrick’dfromthelazyfingerofamaid:Herchariotisanemptyhazelnut,Madebythejoinersquirreloroldgrub,Timeouto’mindthefairies’coachmakers.AndinthisstateshegallopsnightbynightThroughlovers’brains,andthentheydreamoflove;O’ercourtiers’knees,thatdreamoncurtsiesstraight;O’erlawyers’fingers,whostraightdreamonfees;O’erladies’lips,whostraightonkissesdream,WhichofttheangryMabwithblistersplagues,Becausetheirbreathswithsweetmeatstaintedare:Sometimeshegallopso’eracourtier’snose,Andthendreamsheofsmellingoutasuit;Andsometimecomesshewithatithe-pig’stail,Ticklingaparson’snoseasaliesasleep,Thendreamsheofanotherbenefice:Sometimeshedrivetho’erasoldier’sneck,Andthendreamsheofcuttingforeignthroats,
Ofbreaches,ambuscados,Spanishblades,Ofhealthsfivefathomdeep;andthenanonDrumsinhisear,atwhichhestartsandwakes;And,beingthusfrighted,swearsaprayerortwo,Andsleepsagain.ThisisthatveryMabThatplatsthemanesofhorsesinthenight;Andbakestheelf-locksinfoulsluttishhairs,Which,onceuntangled,muchmisfortunebodes:Thisisthehag,whenmaidslieontheirbacks,Thatpressesthem,andlearnsthemfirsttobear,Makingthemwomenofgoodcarriage:Thisisshe,—
ROMEO.Peace,peace,Mercutio,peace,Thoutalk’stofnothing.
MERCUTIO.True,Italkofdreams,Whicharethechildrenofanidlebrain,Begotofnothingbutvainfantasy,Whichisasthinofsubstanceastheair,Andmoreinconstantthanthewind,whowooesEvennowthefrozenbosomofthenorth,And,beinganger’d,puffsawayfromthence,Turninghissidetothedew-droppingsouth.
BENVOLIO.Thiswindyoutalkofblowsusfromourselves:Supperisdone,andweshallcometoolate.
ROMEO.Ifeartooearly:formymindmisgivesSomeconsequenceyethanginginthestars,ShallbitterlybeginhisfearfuldateWiththisnight’srevels;andexpirethetermOfadespisedlife,clos’dinmybreastBysomevileforfeitofuntimelydeath.ButhethathaththesteerageofmycourseDirectmysuit.On,lustygentlemen!
BENVOLIO.Strike,drum.
[Exeunt.]
SCENEV.AHallinCapulet’sHouse.Musicianswaiting.EnterSERVANTS.
FIRSTSERVANT.Where’sPotpan,thathehelpsnottotakeaway?Heshiftatrencher!Hescrapeatrencher!
SECONDSERVANT.When good manners shall lie all in one or two men’s hands, and theyunwash’dtoo,’tisafoulthing.
FIRSTSERVANT.Awaywiththejoin-stools,removethecourt-cupboard,looktotheplate.Goodthou,savemeapieceofmarchpane;andasthoulovesme,lettheporterletinSusanGrindstoneandNell.AntonyandPotpan!
SECONDSERVANT.Ay,boy,ready.
FIRSTSERVANT.You are looked for and called for, asked for and sought for, in the greatchamber.
SECONDSERVANT.We cannot be here and there too. Cheerly, boys. Be brisk awhile, and thelongerlivertakeall.
[Exeunt.]
EnterCAPULET,&c.withtheGuestsandGentlewomentotheMaskers.
CAPULET.Welcome,gentlemen,ladiesthathavetheirtoesUnplagu’dwithcornswillhaveaboutwithyou.Ahmymistresses,whichofyouallWillnowdenytodance?Shethatmakesdainty,SheI’llswearhathcorns.AmIcomenearyenow?Welcome,gentlemen!IhaveseenthedayThatIhavewornavisor,andcouldtellAwhisperingtaleinafairlady’sear,Suchaswouldplease;’tisgone,’tisgone,’tisgone,Youarewelcome,gentlemen!Come,musicians,play.Ahall,ahall,giveroom!Andfootit,girls.
[Musicplays,andtheydance.]
Morelight,youknaves;andturnthetablesup,Andquenchthefire,theroomisgrowntoohot.Ahsirrah,thisunlook’d-forsportcomeswell.Naysit,naysit,goodcousinCapulet,ForyouandIarepastourdancingdays;Howlongis’tnowsincelastyourselfandIWereinamask?
CAPULET’SCOUSIN.By’rLady,thirtyyears.
CAPULET.What,man,’tisnotsomuch,’tisnotsomuch:’TissincethenuptialofLucentio,ComePentecostasquicklyasitwill,Somefiveandtwentyyears;andthenwemask’d.
CAPULET’SCOUSIN.’Tismore,’tismore,hissoniselder,sir;Hissonisthirty.
CAPULET.Willyoutellmethat?Hissonwasbutawardtwoyearsago.
ROMEO.Whatladyisthat,whichdothenrichthehandOfyonderknight?
SERVANT.Iknownot,sir.
ROMEO.O,shedothteachthetorchestoburnbright!ItseemsshehangsuponthecheekofnightAsarichjewelinanEthiop’sear;Beautytoorichforuse,forearthtoodear!SoshowsasnowydovetroopingwithcrowsAsyonderladyo’erherfellowsshows.Themeasuredone,I’llwatchherplaceofstand,Andtouchinghers,makeblessedmyrudehand.Didmyheartlovetillnow?Forswearit,sight!ForIne’ersawtruebeautytillthisnight.
TYBALT.Thisbyhisvoice,shouldbeaMontague.
Fetchmemyrapier,boy.What,darestheslaveComehither,cover’dwithananticface,Tofleerandscornatoursolemnity?Nowbythestockandhonourofmykin,TostrikehimdeadIholditnotasin.
CAPULET.Whyhownow,kinsman!Whereforestormyouso?
TYBALT.Uncle,thisisaMontague,ourfoe;Avillainthatishithercomeinspite,Toscornatoursolemnitythisnight.
CAPULET.YoungRomeo,isit?
TYBALT.’Tishe,thatvillainRomeo.
CAPULET.Contentthee,gentlecoz,lethimalone,Abearshimlikeaportlygentleman;And,tosaytruth,VeronabragsofhimTobeavirtuousandwell-govern’dyouth.IwouldnotforthewealthofallthetownHereinmyhousedohimdisparagement.Thereforebepatient,takenonoteofhim,Itismywill;thewhichifthourespect,Showafairpresenceandputoffthesefrowns,Anill-beseemingsemblanceforafeast.
TYBALT.Itfitswhensuchavillainisaguest:I’llnotendurehim.
CAPULET.Heshallbeendur’d.What,goodmanboy!Isayheshall,goto;AmIthemasterhere,oryou?Goto.You’llnotendurehim!Godshallmendmysoul,You’llmakeamutinyamongmyguests!Youwillsetcock-a-hoop,you’llbetheman!
TYBALT.
Why,uncle,’tisashame.
CAPULET.Goto,goto!Youareasaucyboy.Is’tso,indeed?Thistrickmaychancetoscatheyou,Iknowwhat.Youmustcontraryme!Marry,’tistime.Wellsaid,myhearts!—Youareaprincox;go:Bequiet,or—Morelight,morelight!—Forshame!I’llmakeyouquiet.What,cheerly,myhearts.
TYBALT.PatienceperforcewithwilfulcholermeetingMakesmyfleshtrembleintheirdifferentgreeting.Iwillwithdraw:butthisintrusionshall,Nowseemingsweet,converttobittergall.
[Exit.]
ROMEO.[ToJuliet.]IfIprofanewithmyunworthiesthandThisholyshrine,thegentlesinisthis,Mylips,twoblushingpilgrims,readystandTosmooththatroughtouchwithatenderkiss.
JULIET.Goodpilgrim,youdowrongyourhandtoomuch,Whichmannerlydevotionshowsinthis;Forsaintshavehandsthatpilgrims’handsdotouch,Andpalmtopalmisholypalmers’kiss.
ROMEO.Havenotsaintslips,andholypalmerstoo?
JULIET.Ay,pilgrim,lipsthattheymustuseinprayer.
ROMEO.O,then,dearsaint,letlipsdowhathandsdo:Theypray,grantthou,lestfaithturntodespair.
JULIET.Saintsdonotmove,thoughgrantforprayers’sake.
ROMEO.Thenmovenotwhilemyprayer’seffectItake.Thusfrommylips,bythinemysinispurg’d.
[Kissingher.]
JULIET.Thenhavemylipsthesinthattheyhavetook.
ROMEO.Sinfrommylips?Otrespasssweetlyurg’d!Givememysinagain.
JULIET.Youkissbythebook.
NURSE.Madam,yourmothercravesawordwithyou.
ROMEO.Whatishermother?
NURSE.Marry,bachelor,Hermotheristheladyofthehouse,Andagoodlady,andawiseandvirtuous.Inurs’dherdaughterthatyoutalk’dwithal.Itellyou,hethatcanlayholdofherShallhavethechinks.
ROMEO.IssheaCapulet?Odearaccount!Mylifeismyfoe’sdebt.
BENVOLIO.Away,begone;thesportisatthebest.
ROMEO.Ay,soIfear;themoreismyunrest.
CAPULET.Nay,gentlemen,preparenottobegone,Wehaveatriflingfoolishbanquettowards.Isite’enso?Whythen,Ithankyouall;Ithankyou,honestgentlemen;goodnight.Moretorcheshere!Comeonthen,let’stobed.Ah,sirrah,bymyfay,itwaxeslate,I’lltomyrest.
[ExeuntallbutJULIETandNURSE.]
JULIET.Comehither,Nurse.Whatisyondgentleman?
NURSE.ThesonandheirofoldTiberio.
JULIET.What’shethatnowisgoingoutofdoor?
NURSE.Marry,thatIthinkbeyoungPetruchio.
JULIET.What’shethatfollowshere,thatwouldnotdance?
NURSE.Iknownot.
JULIET.Goaskhisname.Ifhebemarried,Mygraveisliketobemyweddingbed.
NURSE.HisnameisRomeo,andaMontague,Theonlysonofyourgreatenemy.
JULIET.Myonlylovesprungfrommyonlyhate!Tooearlyseenunknown,andknowntoolate!Prodigiousbirthofloveitistome,ThatImustlovealoathedenemy.
NURSE.What’sthis?What’sthis?
JULIET.ArhymeIlearn’devennowOfoneIdanc’dwithal.
[Onecallswithin,‘Juliet’.]
NURSE.Anon,anon!Comelet’saway,thestrangersallaregone.
[Exeunt.]
ACTIIEnterCHORUS.
CHORUS.Nowolddesiredothinhisdeathbedlie,Andyoungaffectiongapestobehisheir;Thatfairforwhichlovegroan’dforandwoulddie,WithtenderJulietmatch’d,isnownotfair.NowRomeoisbelov’d,andlovesagain,Alikebewitchedbythecharmoflooks;Buttohisfoesuppos’dhemustcomplain,Andshesteallove’ssweetbaitfromfearfulhooks:Beingheldafoe,hemaynothaveaccessTobreathesuchvowsasloversusetoswear;Andsheasmuchinlove,hermeansmuchlessTomeethernewbelovedanywhere.Butpassionlendsthempower,timemeans,tomeet,Temperingextremitieswithextremesweet.
[Exit.]
SCENEI.AnopenplaceadjoiningCapulet’sGarden.EnterROMEO.
ROMEO.CanIgoforwardwhenmyheartishere?Turnback,dullearth,andfindthycentreout.
[Heclimbsthewallandleapsdownwithinit.]
EnterBENVOLIOandMERCUTIO.
BENVOLIO.Romeo!MycousinRomeo!Romeo!
MERCUTIO.Heiswise,Andonmylifehathstol’nhimhometobed.
BENVOLIO.Heranthisway,andleap’dthisorchardwall:Call,goodMercutio.
MERCUTIO.Nay,I’llconjuretoo.Romeo!Humours!Madman!Passion!Lover!Appearthouinthelikenessofasigh,Speakbutonerhyme,andIamsatisfied;Crybut‘Ahme!’PronouncebutLoveanddove;SpeaktomygossipVenusonefairword,Onenicknameforherpurblindsonandheir,YoungAbrahamCupid,hethatshotsotrimWhenKingCophetualov’dthebeggar-maid.Hehearethnot,hestirrethnot,hemovethnot;Theapeisdead,andImustconjurehim.IconjuretheebyRosaline’sbrighteyes,Byherhighforeheadandherscarletlip,Byherfinefoot,straightleg,andquiveringthigh,Andthedemesnesthatthereadjacentlie,Thatinthylikenessthouappeartous.
BENVOLIO.Anifhehearthee,thouwiltangerhim.
MERCUTIO.Thiscannotangerhim.’TwouldangerhimToraiseaspiritinhismistress’circle,Ofsomestrangenature,lettingittherestandTillshehadlaidit,andconjur’ditdown;Thatweresomespite.MyinvocationIsfairandhonest,and,inhismistress’name,Iconjureonlybuttoraiseuphim.
BENVOLIO.Come,hehathhidhimselfamongthesetreesTobeconsortedwiththehumorousnight.Blindishislove,andbestbefitsthedark.
MERCUTIO.Iflovebeblind,lovecannothitthemark.Nowwillhesitunderamedlartree,AndwishhismistresswerethatkindoffruitAsmaidscallmedlarswhentheylaughalone.ORomeo,thatshewere,Othatshewere
Anopen-arseandthouapoperinpear!Romeo,goodnight.I’lltomytruckle-bed.Thisfield-bedistoocoldformetosleep.Come,shallwego?
BENVOLIO.Gothen;for’tisinvainToseekhimherethatmeansnottobefound.
[Exeunt.]
SCENEII.Capulet’sGarden.EnterROMEO.
ROMEO.Hejestsatscarsthatneverfeltawound.
JULIETappearsaboveatawindow.
Butsoft,whatlightthroughyonderwindowbreaks?Itistheeast,andJulietisthesun!Arisefairsunandkilltheenviousmoon,Whoisalreadysickandpalewithgrief,Thatthouhermaidartfarmorefairthanshe.Benothermaidsincesheisenvious;Hervestalliveryisbutsickandgreen,Andnonebutfoolsdowearit;castitoff.Itismylady,Oitismylove!O,thatsheknewshewere!Shespeaks,yetshesaysnothing.Whatofthat?Hereyediscourses,Iwillanswerit.Iamtoobold,’tisnottomeshespeaks.Twoofthefaireststarsinalltheheaven,Havingsomebusiness,doentreathereyesTotwinkleintheirspherestilltheyreturn.Whatifhereyeswerethere,theyinherhead?Thebrightnessofhercheekwouldshamethosestars,Asdaylightdothalamp;hereyesinheavenWouldthroughtheairyregionstreamsobrightThatbirdswouldsingandthinkitwerenotnight.Seehowsheleanshercheekuponherhand.OthatIwereagloveuponthathand,ThatImighttouchthatcheek.
JULIET.Ayme.
ROMEO.Shespeaks.Ospeakagainbrightangel,forthouartAsglorioustothisnight,beingo’ermyhead,AsisawingedmessengerofheavenUntothewhite-upturnedwonderingeyesOfmortalsthatfallbacktogazeonhimWhenhebestridesthelazy-puffingcloudsAndsailsuponthebosomoftheair.
JULIET.ORomeo,Romeo,whereforeartthouRomeo?Denythyfatherandrefusethyname.Orifthouwiltnot,bebutswornmylove,AndI’llnolongerbeaCapulet.
ROMEO.[Aside.]ShallIhearmore,orshallIspeakatthis?
JULIET.’Tisbutthynamethatismyenemy;Thouartthyself,thoughnotaMontague.What’sMontague?Itisnorhandnorfoot,Norarm,norface,noranyotherpartBelongingtoaman.Obesomeothername.What’sinaname?ThatwhichwecallaroseByanyothernamewouldsmellassweet;SoRomeowould,werehenotRomeocall’d,RetainthatdearperfectionwhichheowesWithoutthattitle.Romeo,doffthyname,Andforthyname,whichisnopartofthee,Takeallmyself.
ROMEO.Itaketheeatthyword.Callmebutlove,andI’llbenewbaptis’d;HenceforthIneverwillbeRomeo.
JULIET.Whatmanartthouthat,thusbescreen’dinnightSostumblestonmycounsel?
ROMEO.
ByanameIknownothowtotelltheewhoIam:Myname,dearsaint,ishatefultomyself,Becauseitisanenemytothee.HadIitwritten,Iwouldteartheword.
JULIET.MyearshaveyetnotdrunkahundredwordsOfthytongue’sutterance,yetIknowthesound.ArtthounotRomeo,andaMontague?
ROMEO.Neither,fairmaid,ifeithertheedislike.
JULIET.Howcam’stthouhither,tellme,andwherefore?Theorchardwallsarehighandhardtoclimb,Andtheplacedeath,consideringwhothouart,Ifanyofmykinsmenfindtheehere.
ROMEO.Withlove’slightwingsdidIo’erperchthesewalls,Forstonylimitscannotholdloveout,Andwhatlovecando,thatdaresloveattempt:Thereforethykinsmenarenostoptome.
JULIET.Iftheydoseethee,theywillmurderthee.
ROMEO.Alack,thereliesmoreperilinthineeyeThantwentyoftheirswords.Lookthoubutsweet,AndIamproofagainsttheirenmity.
JULIET.Iwouldnotfortheworldtheysawtheehere.
ROMEO.Ihavenight’scloaktohidemefromtheireyes,Andbutthouloveme,letthemfindmehere.MylifewerebetterendedbytheirhateThandeathprorogued,wantingofthylove.
JULIET.Bywhosedirectionfound’stthououtthisplace?
ROMEO.
Bylove,thatfirstdidpromptmetoenquire;Helentmecounsel,andIlenthimeyes.Iamnopilot;yetwertthouasfarAsthatvastshorewash’dwiththefarthestsea,Ishouldadventureforsuchmerchandise.
JULIET.Thouknowestthemaskofnightisonmyface,ElsewouldamaidenblushbepaintmycheekForthatwhichthouhastheardmespeaktonight.FainwouldIdwellonform,fain,faindenyWhatIhavespoke;butfarewellcompliment.Dostthouloveme?IknowthouwiltsayAy,AndIwilltakethyword.Yet,ifthouswear’st,Thoumaystprovefalse.Atlovers’perjuries,TheysayJovelaughs.OgentleRomeo,Ifthoudostlove,pronounceitfaithfully.OrifthouthinkestIamtooquicklywon,I’llfrownandbeperverse,andsaytheenay,Sothouwiltwoo.Butelse,notfortheworld.Intruth,fairMontague,Iamtoofond;Andthereforethoumaystthinkmy’haviourlight:Buttrustme,gentleman,I’llprovemoretrueThanthosethathavemorecunningtobestrange.Ishouldhavebeenmorestrange,Imustconfess,Butthatthouoverheard’st,ereIwas’ware,Mytrue-lovepassion;thereforepardonme,Andnotimputethisyieldingtolightlove,Whichthedarknighthathsodiscovered.
ROMEO.Lady,byyonderblessedmoonIvow,Thattipswithsilverallthesefruit-treetops,—
JULIET.Oswearnotbythemoon,th’inconstantmoon,Thatmonthlychangesinhercircledorb,Lestthatthyloveprovelikewisevariable.
ROMEO.WhatshallIswearby?
JULIET.Donotswearatall.Orifthouwilt,swearbythygraciousself,
Whichisthegodofmyidolatry,AndI’llbelievethee.
ROMEO.Ifmyheart’sdearlove,—
JULIET.Well,donotswear.AlthoughIjoyinthee,Ihavenojoyofthiscontracttonight;Itistoorash,toounadvis’d,toosudden,Toolikethelightning,whichdothceasetobeEreonecansayItlightens.Sweet,goodnight.Thisbudoflove,bysummer’sripeningbreath,Mayproveabeauteousflowerwhennextwemeet.Goodnight,goodnight.AssweetreposeandrestCometothyheartasthatwithinmybreast.
ROMEO.Owiltthouleavemesounsatisfied?
JULIET.Whatsatisfactioncanstthouhavetonight?
ROMEO.Th’exchangeofthylove’sfaithfulvowformine.
JULIET.Igavetheeminebeforethoudidstrequestit;AndyetIwoulditweretogiveagain.
ROMEO.Would’stthouwithdrawit?Forwhatpurpose,love?
JULIET.Buttobefrankandgiveittheeagain.AndyetIwishbutforthethingIhave;Mybountyisasboundlessasthesea,Myloveasdeep;themoreIgivetothee,ThemoreIhave,forbothareinfinite.Ihearsomenoisewithin.Dearlove,adieu.[Nursecallswithin.]Anon,goodNurse!—SweetMontaguebetrue.Staybutalittle,Iwillcomeagain.
[Exit.]
ROMEO.
Oblessed,blessednight.Iamafeard,Beinginnight,allthisisbutadream,Tooflatteringsweettobesubstantial.
EnterJULIETabove.
JULIET.Threewords,dearRomeo,andgoodnightindeed.Ifthatthybentoflovebehonourable,Thypurposemarriage,sendmewordtomorrow,ByonethatI’llprocuretocometothee,Whereandwhattimethouwiltperformtherite,AndallmyfortunesatthyfootI’lllayAndfollowtheemylordthroughouttheworld.
NURSE.[Within.]Madam.
JULIET.Icome,anon.—Butifthoumeanestnotwell,Idobeseechthee,—
NURSE.[Within.]Madam.
JULIET.ByandbyIcome—Toceasethystrifeandleavemetomygrief.TomorrowwillIsend.
ROMEO.Sothrivemysoul,—
JULIET.Athousandtimesgoodnight.
[Exit.]
ROMEO.Athousandtimestheworse,towantthylight.Lovegoestowardloveasschoolboysfromtheirbooks,Butlovefromlove,towardsschoolwithheavylooks.
[Retiringslowly.]
Re-enterJULIET,above.
JULIET.Hist!Romeo,hist!Oforafalconer’svoice
Tolurethistassel-gentlebackagain.Bondageishoarseandmaynotspeakaloud,ElsewouldItearthecavewhereEcholies,AndmakeherairytonguemorehoarsethanmineWithrepetitionofmyRomeo’sname.
ROMEO.Itismysoulthatcallsuponmyname.Howsilver-sweetsoundlovers’tonguesbynight,Likesoftestmusictoattendingears.
JULIET.Romeo.
ROMEO.Mynyas?
JULIET.Whato’clocktomorrowShallIsendtothee?
ROMEO.Bythehourofnine.
JULIET.Iwillnotfail.’Tistwentyyearstillthen.IhaveforgotwhyIdidcalltheeback.
ROMEO.Letmestandheretillthourememberit.
JULIET.Ishallforget,tohavetheestillstandthere,RememberinghowIlovethycompany.
ROMEO.AndI’llstillstay,tohavetheestillforget,Forgettinganyotherhomebutthis.
JULIET.’Tisalmostmorning;Iwouldhavetheegone,Andyetnofartherthanawanton’sbird,Thatletsithopalittlefromherhand,Likeapoorprisonerinhistwistedgyves,Andwithasilkthreadplucksitbackagain,Soloving-jealousofhisliberty.
ROMEO.
IwouldIwerethybird.
JULIET.Sweet,sowouldI:YetIshouldkilltheewithmuchcherishing.Goodnight,goodnight.PartingissuchsweetsorrowThatIshallsaygoodnighttillitbemorrow.
[Exit.]
ROMEO.Sleepdwelluponthineeyes,peaceinthybreast.WouldIweresleepandpeace,sosweettorest.Thegrey-ey’dmornsmilesonthefrowningnight,Chequeringtheeasterncloudswithstreaksoflight;AnddarknessfleckledlikeadrunkardreelsFromforthday’spathway,madebyTitan’swheelsHencewillItomyghostlySire’scell,Hishelptocraveandmydearhaptotell.
[Exit.]
SCENEIII.FriarLawrence’sCell.EnterFRIARLAWRENCEwithabasket.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Now,erethesunadvancehisburningeye,Thedaytocheer,andnight’sdankdewtodry,ImustupfillthisosiercageofoursWithbalefulweedsandprecious-juicedflowers.Theearththat’snature’smother,ishertomb;Whatisherburyinggrave,thatisherwomb:AndfromherwombchildrenofdiverskindWesuckingonhernaturalbosomfind.Manyformanyvirtuesexcellent,Nonebutforsome,andyetalldifferent.O,mickleisthepowerfulgracethatliesInplants,herbs,stones,andtheirtruequalities.FornaughtsovilethatontheearthdothliveButtotheearthsomespecialgooddothgive;Noraughtsogoodbut,strain’dfromthatfairuse,Revoltsfromtruebirth,stumblingonabuse.Virtueitselfturnsvicebeingmisapplied,Andvicesometime’sbyactiondignified.
EnterROMEO.
WithintheinfantrindofthisweakflowerPoisonhathresidence,andmedicinepower:Forthis,beingsmelt,withthatpartcheerseachpart;Beingtasted,slaysallsenseswiththeheart.TwosuchopposedkingsencampthemstillInmanaswellasherbs,—graceandrudewill;Andwheretheworserispredominant,Fullsoonthecankerdeatheatsupthatplant.
ROMEO.Goodmorrow,father.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Benedicite!Whatearlytonguesosweetsalutethme?Youngson,itarguesadistemper’dheadSosoontobidgoodmorrowtothybed.
Carekeepshiswatchineveryoldman’seye,Andwherecarelodgessleepwillneverlie;Butwhereunbruisedyouthwithunstuff’dbrainDothcouchhislimbs,theregoldensleepdothreign.ThereforethyearlinessdothmeassureThouartuprous’dwithsomedistemperature;Orifnotso,thenhereIhititright,OurRomeohathnotbeeninbedtonight.
ROMEO.Thatlastistrue;thesweeterrestwasmine.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Godpardonsin.WastthouwithRosaline?
ROMEO.WithRosaline,myghostlyfather?No.Ihaveforgotthatname,andthatname’swoe.
FRIARLAWRENCE.That’smygoodson.Butwherehastthoubeenthen?
ROMEO.I’lltelltheeerethouaskitmeagain.Ihavebeenfeastingwithmineenemy,WhereonasuddenonehathwoundedmeThat’sbymewounded.BothourremediesWithinthyhelpandholyphysiclies.Ibearnohatred,blessedman;forlo,Myintercessionlikewisesteadsmyfoe.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Beplain,goodson,andhomelyinthydrift;Riddlingconfessionfindsbutriddlingshrift.
ROMEO.Thenplainlyknowmyheart’sdearloveissetOnthefairdaughterofrichCapulet.Asmineonhers,sohersissetonmine;Andallcombin’d,savewhatthoumustcombineByholymarriage.When,andwhere,andhowWemet,wewoo’d,andmadeexchangeofvow,I’lltelltheeaswepass;butthisIpray,Thatthouconsenttomarryustoday.
FRIARLAWRENCE.
HolySaintFrancis!Whatachangeishere!IsRosaline,thatthoudidstlovesodear,Sosoonforsaken?Youngmen’slovethenliesNottrulyintheirhearts,butintheireyes.JesuMaria,whatadealofbrineHathwash’dthysallowcheeksforRosaline!Howmuchsaltwaterthrownawayinwaste,Toseasonlove,thatofitdothnottaste.Thesunnotyetthysighsfromheavenclears,Thyoldgroansyetringinmineancientears.LohereuponthycheekthestaindothsitOfanoldtearthatisnotwash’doffyet.Iferethouwastthyself,andthesewoesthine,ThouandthesewoeswereallforRosaline,Andartthouchang’d?Pronouncethissentencethen,Womenmayfall,whenthere’snostrengthinmen.
ROMEO.Thouchidd’stmeoftforlovingRosaline.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Fordoting,notforloving,pupilmine.
ROMEO.Andbad’stmeburylove.
FRIARLAWRENCE.NotinagraveTolayonein,anotherouttohave.
ROMEO.Ipraytheechidemenot,herIlovenowDothgraceforgraceandloveforloveallow.Theotherdidnotso.
FRIARLAWRENCE.O,sheknewwellThylovedidreadbyrote,thatcouldnotspell.Butcomeyoungwaverer,comegowithme,InonerespectI’llthyassistantbe;Forthisalliancemaysohappyprove,Toturnyourhouseholds’rancourtopurelove.
ROMEO.Oletushence;Istandonsuddenhaste.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Wiselyandslow;theystumblethatrunfast.
[Exeunt.]
SCENEIV.AStreet.EnterBENVOLIOandMERCUTIO.
MERCUTIO.WherethedevilshouldthisRomeobe?Camehenothometonight?
BENVOLIO.Nottohisfather’s;Ispokewithhisman.
MERCUTIO.Why,thatsamepalehard-heartedwench,thatRosaline,tormentshimsothathewillsurerunmad.
BENVOLIO.Tybalt,thekinsmantooldCapulet,hathsentalettertohisfather’shouse.
MERCUTIO.Achallenge,onmylife.
BENVOLIO.Romeowillanswerit.
MERCUTIO.Anymanthatcanwritemayansweraletter.
BENVOLIO.Nay,hewillanswertheletter’smaster,howhedares,beingdared.
MERCUTIO.AlaspoorRomeo,heisalreadydead,stabbedwithawhitewench’sblackeye;runthroughtheearwithalovesong,theverypinofhisheartcleftwiththeblindbow-boy’sbutt-shaft.AndisheamantoencounterTybalt?
BENVOLIO.Why,whatisTybalt?
MERCUTIO.MorethanPrinceofcats.O,he’sthecourageouscaptainofcompliments.Hefightsasyousingprick-song,keeps time,distance,andproportion.Herestshisminimrest,one, two,andthethirdinyourbosom:theverybutcherofasilkbutton, aduellist, aduellist; agentlemanof thevery firsthouse,of thefirstandsecondcause.Ah,theimmortalpassado,thepuntoreverso,thehay.
BENVOLIO.Thewhat?
MERCUTIO.The pox of such antic lisping, affecting phantasies; these new tuners ofaccent.ByJesu,averygoodblade,averytallman,averygoodwhore.Why,isnotthisalamentablething,grandsire,thatweshouldbethusafflictedwiththese strange flies, these fashion-mongers, thesepardon-me’s,who stand somuchonthenewformthattheycannotsitateaseontheoldbench?Otheirbones,theirbones!
EnterROMEO.
BENVOLIO.HerecomesRomeo,herecomesRomeo!
MERCUTIO.Without his roe, like a dried herring.O flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified!NowisheforthenumbersthatPetrarchflowedin.Laura,tohislady,wasbuta kitchen wench,—marry, she had a better love to berhyme her: Dido adowdy; Cleopatra a gypsy; Helen and Hero hildings and harlots; Thisbe agrey eye or so, but not to the purpose. Signior Romeo, bonjour! There’s aFrenchsalutationtoyourFrenchslop.Yougaveusthecounterfeitfairlylastnight.
ROMEO.Goodmorrowtoyouboth.WhatcounterfeitdidIgiveyou?
MERCUTIO.Theslipsir,theslip;canyounotconceive?
ROMEO.Pardon,goodMercutio,mybusinesswasgreat,andinsuchacaseasmineamanmaystraincourtesy.
MERCUTIO.That’sasmuchastosay,suchacaseasyoursconstrainsamantobowinthehams.
ROMEO.Meaning,tocurtsy.
MERCUTIO.Thouhastmostkindlyhitit.
ROMEO.Amostcourteousexposition.
MERCUTIO.
Nay,Iamtheverypinkofcourtesy.
ROMEO.Pinkforflower.
MERCUTIO.Right.
ROMEO.Why,thenismypumpwellflowered.
MERCUTIO.Surewit,followmethisjestnow,tillthouhastwornoutthypump,thatwhenthe single sole of it is worn, the jest may remain after the wearing, solelysingular.
ROMEO.Osingle-soledjest,solelysingularforthesingleness!
MERCUTIO.Comebetweenus,goodBenvolio;mywitsfaint.
ROMEO.Switsandspurs,switsandspurs;orI’llcryamatch.
MERCUTIO.Nay,if thywitsrunthewild-goosechase,Iamdone.Forthouhastmoreofthewild-goose inoneof thywits, than Iamsure, Ihave inmywhole five.WasIwithyouthereforthegoose?
ROMEO.Thou wast never with me for anything, when thou wast not there for thegoose.
MERCUTIO.Iwillbitetheebytheearforthatjest.
ROMEO.Nay,goodgoose,bitenot.
MERCUTIO.Thywitisaverybittersweeting,itisamostsharpsauce.
ROMEO.Andisitnotthenwellservedintoasweetgoose?
MERCUTIO.Ohere’sawitofcheveril,thatstretchesfromaninchnarrowtoanellbroad.
ROMEO.
Istretchitoutforthatwordbroad,whichaddedtothegoose,provestheefarandwideabroadgoose.
MERCUTIO.Why, is not this better now thangroaning for love?Nowart thou sociable,nowartthouRomeo;notartthouwhatthouart,byartaswellasbynature.Forthisdrivellingloveislikeagreatnatural,thatrunslollingupanddowntohidehisbaubleinahole.
BENVOLIO.Stopthere,stopthere.
MERCUTIO.Thoudesirestmetostopinmytaleagainstthehair.
BENVOLIO.Thouwouldstelsehavemadethytalelarge.
MERCUTIO.O,thouartdeceived;Iwouldhavemadeitshort,forIwascometothewholedepthofmytale,andmeantindeedtooccupytheargumentnolonger.
EnterNURSEandPETER.
ROMEO.Here’sgoodlygear!Asail,asail!
MERCUTIO.Two,two;ashirtandasmock.
NURSE.Peter!
PETER.Anon.
NURSE.Myfan,Peter.
MERCUTIO.GoodPeter,tohideherface;forherfan’sthefairerface.
NURSE.Godyegoodmorrow,gentlemen.
MERCUTIO.Godyegood-den,fairgentlewoman.
NURSE.
Isitgood-den?
MERCUTIO.’Tisnoless,Itellye;forthebawdyhandofthedialisnowupontheprickofnoon.
NURSE.Outuponyou!Whatamanareyou?
ROMEO.One,gentlewoman,thatGodhathmadeforhimselftomar.
NURSE.Bymytroth,itiswellsaid;forhimselftomar,quotha?Gentlemen,cananyofyoutellmewhereImayfindtheyoungRomeo?
ROMEO.Icantellyou:butyoungRomeowillbeolderwhenyouhavefoundhimthanhewaswhenyousoughthim.Iamtheyoungestofthatname,forfaultofaworse.
NURSE.Yousaywell.
MERCUTIO.Yea,istheworstwell?Verywelltook,i’faith;wisely,wisely.
NURSE.Ifyoubehe,sir,Idesiresomeconfidencewithyou.
BENVOLIO.Shewillenditehimtosomesupper.
MERCUTIO.Abawd,abawd,abawd!Soho!
ROMEO.Whathastthoufound?
MERCUTIO.Nohare,sir;unlessahare,sir,inalentenpie,thatissomethingstaleandhoarereitbespent.[Sings.]Anoldharehoar,Andanoldharehoar,IsverygoodmeatinLent;ButaharethatishoarIstoomuchforascoreWhenithoarsereitbespent.
Romeo,willyoucometoyourfather’s?We’lltodinnerthither.
ROMEO.Iwillfollowyou.
MERCUTIO.Farewell,ancientlady;farewell,lady,lady,lady.
[ExeuntMERCUTIOandBENVOLIO.]
NURSE.Iprayyou,sir,whatsaucymerchantwasthisthatwassofullofhisropery?
ROMEO.Agentleman,Nurse,thatlovestohearhimselftalk,andwillspeakmoreinaminutethanhewillstandtoinamonth.
NURSE.Andaspeakanythingagainstme,I’lltakehimdown,andawerelustierthanheis,andtwentysuchJacks.AndifIcannot,I’llfindthosethatshall.Scurvyknave!Iamnoneofhisflirt-gills;Iamnoneofhisskains-mates.—Andthoumuststandbytooandsuffereveryknavetousemeathispleasure!
PETER.I sawnomanuse you at his pleasure; if I had,myweapon should quicklyhave been out. Iwarrant you, I dare draw as soon as anotherman, if I seeoccasioninagoodquarrel,andthelawonmyside.
NURSE.Now, afore God, I am so vexed that every part about me quivers. Scurvyknave.Prayyou,sir,aword:andasItoldyou,myyoungladybidmeenquireyouout;whatshebademesay,Iwillkeeptomyself.Butfirstletmetellye,ifyeshouldleadherinafool’sparadise,astheysay,itwereaverygrosskindofbehaviour,astheysay;forthegentlewomanisyoung.Andtherefore,ifyoushould deal doublewith her, truly it were an ill thing to be offered to anygentlewoman,andveryweakdealing.
ROMEO.Nurse,commendmetothyladyandmistress.Iprotestuntothee,—
NURSE.Goodheart,andi’faithIwilltellherasmuch.Lord,Lord,shewillbeajoyfulwoman.
ROMEO.Whatwiltthoutellher,Nurse?Thoudostnotmarkme.
NURSE.Iwill tellher,sir, thatyoudoprotest,which,asI takeit, isagentlemanlike
offer.
ROMEO.BidherdeviseSomemeanstocometoshriftthisafternoon,AndtheresheshallatFriarLawrence’cellBeshriv’dandmarried.Hereisforthypains.
NURSE.Notruly,sir;notapenny.
ROMEO.Goto;Isayyoushall.
NURSE.Thisafternoon,sir?Well,sheshallbethere.
ROMEO.Andstay,goodNurse,behindtheabbeywall.Withinthishourmymanshallbewiththee,Andbringtheecordsmadelikeatackledstair,WhichtothehightopgallantofmyjoyMustbemyconvoyinthesecretnight.Farewell,betrusty,andI’llquitthypains;Farewell;commendmetothymistress.
NURSE.NowGodinheavenblessthee.Harkyou,sir.
ROMEO.Whatsay’stthou,mydearNurse?
NURSE.Isyourmansecret?Didyoune’erhearsay,Twomaykeepcounsel,puttingoneaway?
ROMEO.Iwarranttheemyman’sastrueassteel.
NURSE.Well, sir,mymistress is the sweetest lady.Lord,Lord!When ’twas a littlepratingthing,—O,thereisanoblemanintown,oneParis,thatwouldfainlayknife aboard;but she,good soul, hadas lief see a toad, avery toad, as seehim.Iangerhersometimes,andtellherthatParisisthepropererman,butI’llwarrantyou,whenIsayso,shelooksaspaleasanycloutintheversalworld.DothnotrosemaryandRomeobeginbothwithaletter?
ROMEO.
Ay,Nurse;whatofthat?BothwithanR.
NURSE.Ah,mocker!That’s thedog’sname.Risfor the—no,Iknowitbeginswithsome other letter, and she hath the prettiest sententious of it, of you androsemary,thatitwoulddoyougoodtohearit.
ROMEO.Commendmetothylady.
NURSE.Ay,athousandtimes.Peter!
[ExitROMEO.]
PETER.Anon.
NURSE.Beforeandapace.
[Exeunt.]
SCENEV.Capulet’sGarden.EnterJULIET.
JULIET.TheclockstruckninewhenIdidsendtheNurse,Inhalfanhourshepromisedtoreturn.Perchanceshecannotmeethim.That’snotso.O,sheislame.Love’sheraldsshouldbethoughts,Whichtentimesfasterglidesthanthesun’sbeams,Drivingbackshadowsoverloweringhills:Thereforedonimble-pinion’ddovesdrawlove,Andthereforehaththewind-swiftCupidwings.NowisthesunuponthehighmosthillOfthisday’sjourney,andfromninetilltwelveIsthreelonghours,yetsheisnotcome.Hadsheaffectionsandwarmyouthfulblood,She’dbeasswiftinmotionasaball;Mywordswouldbandyhertomysweetlove,Andhistome.Butoldfolks,manyfeignastheyweredead;Unwieldy,slow,heavyandpaleaslead.
EnterNURSEandPETER.
OGod,shecomes.OhoneyNurse,whatnews?Hastthoumetwithhim?Sendthymanaway.
NURSE.Peter,stayatthegate.
[ExitPETER.]
JULIET.Now,goodsweetNurse,—OLord,whylook’stthousad?Thoughnewsbesad,yettellthemmerrily;Ifgood,thousham’stthemusicofsweetnewsByplayingittomewithsosouraface.
NURSE.Iamaweary,givemeleaveawhile;Fie,howmybonesache!WhatajaunthaveIhad!
JULIET.Iwouldthouhadstmybones,andIthynews:Naycome,Ipraytheespeak;good,goodNurse,speak.
NURSE.Jesu,whathaste?Canyounotstayawhile?DoyounotseethatIamoutofbreath?
JULIET.Howartthououtofbreath,whenthouhastbreathTosaytomethatthouartoutofbreath?TheexcusethatthoudostmakeinthisdelayIslongerthanthetalethoudostexcuse.Isthynewsgoodorbad?Answertothat;Sayeither,andI’llstaythecircumstance.Letmebesatisfied,is’tgoodorbad?
NURSE.Well,youhavemadeasimplechoice;youknownothow tochooseaman.Romeo?No, not he. Though his face be better than anyman’s, yet his legexcelsallmen’s,andforahandandafoot,andabody,thoughtheybenottobetalkedon,yettheyarepastcompare.Heisnottheflowerofcourtesy,butI’llwarranthimasgentleasalamb.Gothyways,wench,serveGod.What,haveyoudinedathome?
JULIET.No,no.ButallthisdidIknowbefore.Whatsaysheofourmarriage?Whatofthat?
NURSE.Lord,howmyheadaches!WhataheadhaveI!Itbeatsasitwouldfallintwentypieces.Mybacko’t’otherside,—Omyback,myback!BeshrewyourheartforsendingmeaboutTocatchmydeathwithjauncingupanddown.
JULIET.I’faith,Iamsorrythatthouartnotwell.Sweet,sweet,sweetNurse,tellme,whatsaysmylove?
NURSE.Yourlovesayslikeanhonestgentleman,Andacourteous,andakind,andahandsome,AndIwarrantavirtuous,—Whereisyourmother?
JULIET.Whereismymother?Why,sheiswithin.Whereshouldshebe?Howoddlythourepliest.‘Yourlovesays,likeanhonestgentleman,‘Whereisyourmother?’
NURSE.OGod’sladydear,Areyousohot?Marry,comeup,Itrow.Isthisthepoulticeformyachingbones?Henceforwarddoyourmessagesyourself.
JULIET.Here’ssuchacoil.Come,whatsaysRomeo?
NURSE.Haveyougotleavetogotoshrifttoday?
JULIET.Ihave.
NURSE.ThenhieyouhencetoFriarLawrence’cell;Therestaysahusbandtomakeyouawife.Nowcomesthewantonbloodupinyourcheeks,They’llbeinscarletstraightatanynews.Hieyoutochurch.Imustanotherway,TofetchaladderbythewhichyourloveMustclimbabird’snestsoonwhenitisdark.Iamthedrudge,andtoilinyourdelight;
Butyoushallbeartheburdensoonatnight.Go.I’lltodinner;hieyoutothecell.
JULIET.Hietohighfortune!HonestNurse,farewell.
[Exeunt.]
SCENEVI.FriarLawrence’sCell.EnterFRIARLAWRENCEandROMEO.
FRIARLAWRENCE.SosmiletheheavensuponthisholyactThatafter-hourswithsorrowchideusnot.
ROMEO.Amen,amen,butcomewhatsorrowcan,ItcannotcountervailtheexchangeofjoyThatoneshortminutegivesmeinhersight.Dothoubutcloseourhandswithholywords,Thenlove-devouringdeathdowhathedare,ItisenoughImaybutcallhermine.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Theseviolentdelightshaveviolentends,Andintheirtriumphdie;likefireandpowder,Whichastheykissconsume.ThesweetesthoneyIsloathsomeinhisowndeliciousness,Andinthetasteconfoundstheappetite.Thereforelovemoderately:longlovedothso;Tooswiftarrivesastardyastooslow.
EnterJULIET.
Herecomesthelady.O,solightafootWillne’erwearouttheeverlastingflint.AlovermaybestridethegossamersThatidlesinthewantonsummerairAndyetnotfall;solightisvanity.
JULIET.Goodeventomyghostlyconfessor.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Romeoshallthankthee,daughter,forusboth.
JULIET.Asmuchtohim,elseishisthankstoomuch.
ROMEO.Ah,Juliet,ifthemeasureofthyjoyBeheap’dlikemine,andthatthyskillbemoreToblazonit,thensweetenwiththybreathThisneighbourair,andletrichmusic’stongueUnfoldtheimagin’dhappinessthatbothReceiveineitherbythisdearencounter.
JULIET.Conceitmorerichinmatterthaninwords,Bragsofhissubstance,notofornament.Theyarebutbeggarsthatcancounttheirworth;Butmytrueloveisgrowntosuchexcess,Icannotsumupsumofhalfmywealth.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Come,comewithme,andwewillmakeshortwork,For,byyourleaves,youshallnotstayaloneTillholychurchincorporatetwoinone.
[Exeunt.]
ACTIII
SCENEI.ApublicPlace.EnterMERCUTIO,BENVOLIO,PAGEandSERVANTS.
BENVOLIO.Ipraythee,goodMercutio,let’sretire:Thedayishot,theCapuletsabroad,Andifwemeet,weshallnotscapeabrawl,Fornowthesehotdays,isthemadbloodstirring.
MERCUTIO.Thou art like one of these fellows that, when he enters the confines of atavern,clapsmehissworduponthetable,andsays‘Godsendmenoneedofthee!’andbytheoperationofthesecondcupdrawshimonthedrawer,whenindeedthereisnoneed.
BENVOLIO.AmIlikesuchafellow?
MERCUTIO.Come,come,thouartashotaJackinthymoodasanyinItaly;andassoonmovedtobemoody,andassoonmoodytobemoved.
BENVOLIO.Andwhatto?
MERCUTIO.Nay,anthereweretwosuch,weshouldhavenoneshortly,foronewouldkilltheother.Thou?Why,thouwiltquarrelwithamanthathathahairmoreorahair less in his beard than thou hast. Thou wilt quarrel with a man forcrackingnuts,havingnootherreasonbutbecausethouhasthazeleyes.Whateye but such an eyewould spy out such a quarrel? Thy head is as full ofquarrelsasaneggisfullofmeat,andyetthyheadhathbeenbeatenasaddleasaneggforquarrelling.Thouhastquarrelledwithamanforcoughinginthestreet,becausehehathwakenedthydogthathathlainasleepinthesun.DidstthounotfalloutwithatailorforwearinghisnewdoubletbeforeEaster?withanother for tyinghisnewshoeswithanoldriband?Andyet thouwilt tutormefromquarrelling!
BENVOLIO.
AndIweresoapttoquarrelasthouart,anymanshouldbuythefeesimpleofmylifeforanhourandaquarter.
MERCUTIO.Thefeesimple!Osimple!
EnterTYBALTandothers.
BENVOLIO.Bymyhead,herecomestheCapulets.
MERCUTIO.Bymyheel,Icarenot.
TYBALT.Followmeclose,forIwillspeaktothem.Gentlemen,good-den:awordwithoneofyou.
MERCUTIO.Andbutonewordwithoneofus?Coupleitwithsomething;makeitawordandablow.
TYBALT.Youshallfindmeaptenoughtothat,sir,andyouwillgivemeoccasion.
MERCUTIO.Couldyounottakesomeoccasionwithoutgiving?
TYBALT.Mercutio,thouconsortestwithRomeo.
MERCUTIO.Consort?What,dostthoumakeusminstrels?Andthoumakeminstrelsofus,look to hear nothing but discords. Here’s my fiddlestick, here’s that shallmakeyoudance.Zounds,consort!
BENVOLIO.Wetalkhereinthepublichauntofmen.Eitherwithdrawuntosomeprivateplace,Andreasoncoldlyofyourgrievances,Orelsedepart;herealleyesgazeonus.
MERCUTIO.Men’seyesweremadetolook,andletthemgaze.Iwillnotbudgefornoman’spleasure,I.
EnterROMEO.
TYBALT.Well,peacebewithyou,sir,herecomesmyman.
MERCUTIO.ButI’llbehanged,sir,ifhewearyourlivery.Marry,gobeforetofield,he’llbeyourfollower;Yourworshipinthatsensemaycallhimman.
TYBALT.Romeo,theloveIbeartheecanaffordNobettertermthanthis:Thouartavillain.
ROMEO.Tybalt,thereasonthatIhavetolovetheeDothmuchexcusetheappertainingrageTosuchagreeting.VillainamInone;Thereforefarewell;Iseethouknow’stmenot.
TYBALT.Boy,thisshallnotexcusetheinjuriesThatthouhastdoneme,thereforeturnanddraw.
ROMEO.IdoprotestIneverinjur’dthee,ButlovetheebetterthanthoucanstdeviseTillthoushaltknowthereasonofmylove.AndsogoodCapulet,whichnameItenderAsdearlyasmineown,besatisfied.
MERCUTIO.Ocalm,dishonourable,vilesubmission![Draws.]Allastoccatacarriesitaway.Tybalt,yourat-catcher,willyouwalk?
TYBALT.Whatwouldstthouhavewithme?
MERCUTIO.GoodKingofCats,nothingbutoneofyourninelives;thatImeantomakeboldwithal,and,asyoushallusemehereafter,dry-beattherestoftheeight.Will youpluckyour swordout of his pilcher by the ears?Makehaste, lestminebeaboutyourearsereitbeout.
TYBALT.[Drawing.]Iamforyou.
ROMEO.GentleMercutio,putthyrapierup.
MERCUTIO.
Come,sir,yourpassado.
[Theyfight.]
ROMEO.Draw,Benvolio;beatdowntheirweapons.Gentlemen,forshame,forbearthisoutrage,Tybalt,Mercutio,thePrinceexpresslyhathForbidthisbandyinginVeronastreets.Hold,Tybalt!GoodMercutio!
[ExeuntTYBALTwithhisPartizans.]
MERCUTIO.Iamhurt.Aplagueo’bothyourhouses.Iamsped.Ishegone,andhathnothing?
BENVOLIO.What,artthouhurt?
MERCUTIO.Ay,ay,ascratch,ascratch.Marry,’tisenough.Whereismypage?Govillain,fetchasurgeon.
[ExitPAGE.]
ROMEO.Courage,man;thehurtcannotbemuch.
MERCUTIO.No,’tisnotsodeepasawell,norsowideasachurchdoor,but’tisenough,’twillserve.Askformetomorrow,andyoushallfindmeagraveman.Iampeppered,Iwarrant,forthisworld.Aplagueo’bothyourhouses.Zounds,adog,a rat,amouse,acat, to scratchaman todeath.Abraggart,a rogue,avillain, that fights by the book of arithmetic!—Why the devil came youbetweenus?Iwashurtunderyourarm.
ROMEO.Ithoughtallforthebest.
MERCUTIO.Helpmeintosomehouse,Benvolio,OrIshallfaint.Aplagueo’bothyourhouses.Theyhavemadeworms’meatofme.Ihaveit,andsoundlytoo.Yourhouses!
[ExeuntMERCUTIOandBENVOLIO.]
ROMEO.Thisgentleman,thePrince’snearally,Myveryfriend,hathgothismortalhurtInmybehalf;myreputationstain’dWithTybalt’sslander,—Tybalt,thatanhourHathbeenmycousin.OsweetJuliet,ThybeautyhathmademeeffeminateAndinmytempersoften’dvalour’ssteel.
Re-enterBENVOLIO.
BENVOLIO.ORomeo,Romeo,braveMercutio’sdead,Thatgallantspirithathaspir’dtheclouds,Whichtoountimelyheredidscorntheearth.
ROMEO.Thisday’sblackfateonmodaysdothdepend;Thisbutbeginsthewoeothersmustend.
Re-enterTYBALT.
BENVOLIO.HerecomesthefuriousTybaltbackagain.
ROMEO.Againintriumph,andMercutioslain?Awaytoheavenrespectivelenity,Andfire-ey’dfurybemyconductnow!Now,Tybalt,takethe‘villain’backagainThatlatethougav’stme,forMercutio’ssoulIsbutalittlewayaboveourheads,Stayingforthinetokeephimcompany.EitherthouorI,orboth,mustgowithhim.
TYBALT.Thouwretchedboy,thatdidstconsorthimhere,Shaltwithhimhence.
ROMEO.Thisshalldeterminethat.
[Theyfight;TYBALTfalls.]
BENVOLIO.Romeo,away,begone!Thecitizensareup,andTybaltslain.
Standnotamaz’d.ThePrincewilldoomtheedeathIfthouarttaken.Hence,begone,away!
ROMEO.O,Iamfortune’sfool!
BENVOLIO.Whydostthoustay?
[ExitROMEO.]
EnterCITIZENS.
FIRSTCITIZEN.Whichwayranhethatkill’dMercutio?Tybalt,thatmurderer,whichwayranhe?
BENVOLIO.ThereliesthatTybalt.
FIRSTCITIZEN.Up,sir,gowithme.IchargetheeinthePrince’snameobey.
EnterPRINCE,attended;MONTAGUE,CAPULET,theirWIVESandothers.
PRINCE.Wherearethevilebeginnersofthisfray?
BENVOLIO.OnoblePrince,IcandiscoverallTheunluckymanageofthisfatalbrawl.Thereliestheman,slainbyyoungRomeo,Thatslewthykinsman,braveMercutio.
LADYCAPULET.Tybalt,mycousin!Omybrother’schild!OPrince!Ohusband!O,thebloodisspill’dOfmydearkinsman!Prince,asthouarttrue,ForbloodofoursshedbloodofMontague.Ocousin,cousin.
PRINCE.Benvolio,whobeganthisbloodyfray?
BENVOLIO.Tybalt,hereslain,whomRomeo’shanddidslay;Romeo,thatspokehimfair,bidhimbethinkHownicethequarrelwas,andurg’dwithal
Yourhighdispleasure.AllthisutteredWithgentlebreath,calmlook,kneeshumblybow’dCouldnottaketrucewiththeunrulyspleenOfTybalt,deaftopeace,butthathetiltsWithpiercingsteelatboldMercutio’sbreast,Who,allashot,turnsdeadlypointtopoint,And,withamartialscorn,withonehandbeatsColddeathaside,andwiththeothersendsItbacktoTybalt,whosedexterityRetortsit.Romeohecriesaloud,‘Hold,friends!Friends,part!’andswifterthanhistongue,Hisagilearmbeatsdowntheirfatalpoints,And’twixtthemrushes;underneathwhosearmAnenviousthrustfromTybalthitthelifeOfstoutMercutio,andthenTybaltfled.ButbyandbycomesbacktoRomeo,Whohadbutnewlyentertain’drevenge,Andto’ttheygolikelightning;for,ereICoulddrawtopartthemwasstoutTybaltslain;AndashefelldidRomeoturnandfly.Thisisthetruth,orletBenvoliodie.
LADYCAPULET.HeisakinsmantotheMontague.Affectionmakeshimfalse,hespeaksnottrue.Sometwentyofthemfoughtinthisblackstrife,Andallthosetwentycouldbutkillonelife.Ibegforjustice,whichthou,Prince,mustgive;RomeoslewTybalt,Romeomustnotlive.
PRINCE.Romeoslewhim,heslewMercutio.Whonowthepriceofhisdearblooddothowe?
MONTAGUE.NotRomeo,Prince,hewasMercutio’sfriend;Hisfaultconcludesbutwhatthelawshouldend,ThelifeofTybalt.
PRINCE.AndforthatoffenceImmediatelywedoexilehimhence.Ihaveaninterestinyourhate’sproceeding,Mybloodforyourrudebrawlsdothliea-bleeding.
ButI’llamerceyouwithsostrongafineThatyoushallallrepentthelossofmine.Iwillbedeaftopleadingandexcuses;Nortearsnorprayersshallpurchaseoutabuses.Thereforeusenone.LetRomeohenceinhaste,Else,whenheisfound,thathourishislast.Bearhencethisbody,andattendourwill.Mercybutmurders,pardoningthosethatkill.
[Exeunt.]
SCENEII.ARoominCapulet’sHouse.EnterJULIET.
JULIET.Gallopapace,youfiery-footedsteeds,TowardsPhoebus’lodging.SuchawaggonerAsPhaetonwouldwhipyoutothewestAndbringincloudynightimmediately.Spreadthyclosecurtain,love-performingnight,Thatrunaway’seyesmaywink,andRomeoLeaptothesearms,untalk’dofandunseen.LoverscanseetodotheiramorousritesBytheirownbeauties:or,iflovebeblind,Itbestagreeswithnight.Come,civilnight,Thousober-suitedmatron,allinblack,Andlearnmehowtoloseawinningmatch,Play’dforapairofstainlessmaidenhoods.Hoodmyunmann’dblood,batinginmycheeks,Withthyblackmantle,tillstrangelove,growbold,Thinktrueloveactedsimplemodesty.Come,night,comeRomeo;come,thoudayinnight;ForthouwiltlieuponthewingsofnightWhiterthannewsnowuponaraven’sback.Comegentlenight,comelovingblack-brow’dnight,GivememyRomeo,andwhenIshalldie,Takehimandcuthimoutinlittlestars,AndhewillmakethefaceofheavensofineThatalltheworldwillbeinlovewithnight,Andpaynoworshiptothegarishsun.O,Ihaveboughtthemansionofalove,Butnotpossess’dit;andthoughIamsold,
Notyetenjoy’d.SotediousisthisdayAsisthenightbeforesomefestivalToanimpatientchildthathathnewrobesAndmaynotwearthem.O,herecomesmyNurse,Andshebringsnews,andeverytonguethatspeaksButRomeo’snamespeaksheavenlyeloquence.
EnterNURSE,withcords.
Now,Nurse,whatnews?Whathastthouthere?ThecordsthatRomeobidtheefetch?
NURSE.Ay,ay,thecords.
[Throwsthemdown.]
JULIET.Ayme,whatnews?Whydostthouwringthyhands?
NURSE.Ah,well-a-day,he’sdead,he’sdead,he’sdead!Weareundone,lady,weareundone.Alacktheday,he’sgone,he’skill’d,he’sdead.
JULIET.Canheavenbesoenvious?
NURSE.Romeocan,Thoughheavencannot.ORomeo,Romeo.Whoeverwouldhavethoughtit?Romeo!
JULIET.Whatdevilartthou,thatdosttormentmethus?Thistortureshouldberoar’dindismalhell.HathRomeoslainhimself?SaythoubutAy,AndthatbarevowelIshallpoisonmoreThanthedeath-dartingeyeofcockatrice.IamnotIiftherebesuchanI;OrthoseeyesshutthatmaketheeanswerAy.Ifhebeslain,sayAy;orifnot,No.Briefsoundsdetermineofmywealorwoe.
NURSE.Isawthewound,Isawitwithmineeyes,Godsavethemark!—hereonhismanlybreast.
Apiteouscorse,abloodypiteouscorse;Pale,paleasashes,allbedaub’dinblood,Allingore-blood.Iswoundedatthesight.
JULIET.O,break,myheart.Poorbankrout,breakatonce.Toprison,eyes;ne’erlookonliberty.Vileearthtoearthresign;endmotionhere,AndthouandRomeopressoneheavybier.
NURSE.OTybalt,Tybalt,thebestfriendIhad.OcourteousTybalt,honestgentleman!ThateverIshouldlivetoseetheedead.
JULIET.Whatstormisthisthatblowssocontrary?IsRomeoslaughter’dandisTybaltdead?Mydearestcousin,andmydearerlord?Thendreadfultrumpetsoundthegeneraldoom,Forwhoisliving,ifthosetwoaregone?
NURSE.Tybaltisgone,andRomeobanished,Romeothatkill’dhim,heisbanished.
JULIET.OGod!DidRomeo’shandshedTybalt’sblood?
NURSE.Itdid,itdid;alastheday,itdid.
JULIET.Oserpentheart,hidwithafloweringface!Dideverdragonkeepsofairacave?Beautifultyrant,fiendangelical,Dove-feather’draven,wolvish-raveninglamb!Despisedsubstanceofdivinestshow!Justoppositetowhatthoujustlyseem’st,Adamnedsaint,anhonourablevillain!Onature,whathadstthoutodoinhellWhenthoudidstbowerthespiritofafiendInmortalparadiseofsuchsweetflesh?WaseverbookcontainingsuchvilematterSofairlybound?O,thatdeceitshoulddwellInsuchagorgeouspalace.
NURSE.There’snotrust,Nofaith,nohonestyinmen.Allperjur’d,Allforsworn,allnaught,alldissemblers.Ah,where’smyman?Givemesomeaquavitae.Thesegriefs,thesewoes,thesesorrowsmakemeold.ShamecometoRomeo.
JULIET.Blister’dbethytongueForsuchawish!Hewasnotborntoshame.Uponhisbrowshameisasham’dtosit;For’tisathronewherehonourmaybecrown’dSolemonarchoftheuniversalearth.O,whatabeastwasItochideathim!
NURSE.Willyouspeakwellofhimthatkill’dyourcousin?
JULIET.ShallIspeakillofhimthatismyhusband?Ah,poormylord,whattongueshallsmooththyname,WhenIthythree-hours’wifehavemangledit?Butwherefore,villain,didstthoukillmycousin?Thatvillaincousinwouldhavekill’dmyhusband.Back,foolishtears,backtoyournativespring,Yourtributarydropsbelongtowoe,Whichyoumistakingofferuptojoy.Myhusbandlives,thatTybaltwouldhaveslain,AndTybalt’sdead,thatwouldhaveslainmyhusband.Allthisiscomfort;whereforeweepIthen?Somewordtherewas,worserthanTybalt’sdeath,Thatmurder’dme.Iwouldforgetitfain,ButO,itpressestomymemoryLikedamnedguiltydeedstosinners’minds.Tybaltisdead,andRomeobanished.That‘banished,’thatoneword‘banished,’HathslaintenthousandTybalts.Tybalt’sdeathWaswoeenough,ifithadendedthere.Orifsourwoedelightsinfellowship,Andneedlywillberank’dwithothergriefs,Whyfollow’dnot,whenshesaidTybalt’sdead,Thyfatherorthymother,nayorboth,
Whichmodernlamentationmighthavemov’d?Butwitharear-wardfollowingTybalt’sdeath,‘Romeoisbanished’—tospeakthatwordIsfather,mother,Tybalt,Romeo,Juliet,Allslain,alldead.Romeoisbanished,Thereisnoend,nolimit,measure,bound,Inthatword’sdeath,nowordscanthatwoesound.Whereismyfatherandmymother,Nurse?
NURSE.WeepingandwailingoverTybalt’scorse.Willyougotothem?Iwillbringyouthither.
JULIET.Washtheyhiswoundswithtears.Mineshallbespent,Whentheirsaredry,forRomeo’sbanishment.Takeupthosecords.Poorropes,youarebeguil’d,BothyouandI;forRomeoisexil’d.Hemadeyouforahighwaytomybed,ButI,amaid,diemaiden-widowed.Comecords,comeNurse,I’lltomyweddingbed,Anddeath,notRomeo,takemymaidenhead.
NURSE.Hietoyourchamber.I’llfindRomeoTocomfortyou.Iwotwellwhereheis.Harkye,yourRomeowillbehereatnight.I’lltohim,heishidatLawrence’cell.
JULIET.Ofindhim,givethisringtomytrueknight,Andbidhimcometotakehislastfarewell.
[Exeunt.]
SCENEIII.FriarLawrence’scell.EnterFRIARLAWRENCE.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Romeo,comeforth;comeforth,thoufearfulman.Afflictionisenanmour’dofthypartsAndthouartweddedtocalamity.
EnterROMEO.
ROMEO.Father,whatnews?WhatisthePrince’sdoom?Whatsorrowcravesacquaintanceatmyhand,ThatIyetknownot?
FRIARLAWRENCE.ToofamiliarIsmydearsonwithsuchsourcompany.IbringtheetidingsofthePrince’sdoom.
ROMEO.WhatlessthandoomsdayisthePrince’sdoom?
FRIARLAWRENCE.Agentlerjudgmentvanish’dfromhislips,Notbody’sdeath,butbody’sbanishment.
ROMEO.Ha,banishment?Bemerciful,saydeath;Forexilehathmoreterrorinhislook,Muchmorethandeath.Donotsaybanishment.
FRIARLAWRENCE.HencefromVeronaartthoubanished.Bepatient,fortheworldisbroadandwide.
ROMEO.ThereisnoworldwithoutVeronawalls,Butpurgatory,torture,hellitself.Hencebanishedisbanish’dfromtheworld,Andworld’sexileisdeath.ThenbanishedIsdeathmisterm’d.Callingdeathbanished,Thoucutt’stmyheadoffwithagoldenaxe,Andsmilestuponthestrokethatmurdersme.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Odeadlysin,Orudeunthankfulness!Thyfaultourlawcallsdeath,butthekindPrince,Takingthypart,hathbrush’dasidethelaw,Andturn’dthatblackworddeathtobanishment.Thisisdearmercy,andthousee’stitnot.
ROMEO.’Tistorture,andnotmercy.HeavenishereWhereJulietlives,andeverycatanddog,Andlittlemouse,everyunworthything,
Livehereinheavenandmaylookonher,ButRomeomaynot.Morevalidity,Morehonourablestate,morecourtshiplivesIncarrionfliesthanRomeo.TheymayseizeOnthewhitewonderofdearJuliet’shand,Andstealimmortalblessingfromherlips,Who,eveninpureandvestalmodestyStillblush,asthinkingtheirownkissessin.ButRomeomaynot,heisbanished.Thismayfliesdo,whenIfromthismustfly.TheyarefreemenbutIambanished.Andsay’stthouyetthatexileisnotdeath?Hadstthounopoisonmix’d,nosharp-groundknife,Nosuddenmeanofdeath,thoughne’ersomean,Butbanishedtokillme?Banished?OFriar,thedamnedusethatwordinhell.Howlingsattendsit.Howhastthoutheheart,Beingadivine,aghostlyconfessor,Asin-absolver,andmyfriendprofess’d,Tomanglemewiththatwordbanished?
FRIARLAWRENCE.Thoufondmadman,hearmespeakalittle,
ROMEO.O,thouwiltspeakagainofbanishment.
FRIARLAWRENCE.I’llgivetheearmourtokeepoffthatword,Adversity’ssweetmilk,philosophy,Tocomfortthee,thoughthouartbanished.
ROMEO.Yetbanished?Hangupphilosophy.UnlessphilosophycanmakeaJuliet,Displantatown,reverseaPrince’sdoom,Ithelpsnot,itprevailsnot,talknomore.
FRIARLAWRENCE.O,thenIseethatmadmenhavenoears.
ROMEO.Howshouldthey,whenthatwisemenhavenoeyes?
FRIARLAWRENCE.Letmedisputewiththeeofthyestate.
ROMEO.Thoucanstnotspeakofthatthoudostnotfeel.WertthouasyoungasI,Julietthylove,Anhourbutmarried,Tybaltmurdered,Dotinglikeme,andlikemebanished,Thenmightstthouspeak,thenmightstthoutearthyhair,AndfalluponthegroundasIdonow,Takingthemeasureofanunmadegrave.
[Knockingwithin.]
FRIARLAWRENCE.Arise;oneknocks.GoodRomeo,hidethyself.
ROMEO.NotI,unlessthebreathofheartsickgroansMist-likeinfoldmefromthesearchofeyes.
[Knocking.]
FRIARLAWRENCE.Hark,howtheyknock!—Who’sthere?—Romeo,arise,Thouwiltbetaken.—Stayawhile.—Standup.
[Knocking.]
Runtomystudy.—By-and-by.—God’swill,Whatsimplenessisthis.—Icome,Icome.
[Knocking.]
Whoknockssohard?Whencecomeyou,what’syourwill?
NURSE.[Within.]Letmecomein,andyoushallknowmyerrand.IcomefromLadyJuliet.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Welcomethen.
EnterNURSE.
NURSE.OholyFriar,O,tellme,holyFriar,Whereismylady’slord,where’sRomeo?
FRIARLAWRENCE.Thereontheground,withhisowntearsmadedrunk.
NURSE.
O,heiseveninmymistress’case.Justinhercase!Owoefulsympathy!Piteouspredicament.Evensoliesshe,Blubberingandweeping,weepingandblubbering.Standup,standup;stand,andyoubeaman.ForJuliet’ssake,forhersake,riseandstand.WhyshouldyoufallintosodeepanO?
ROMEO.Nurse.
NURSE.Ahsir,ahsir,death’stheendofall.
ROMEO.SpakestthouofJuliet?Howisitwithher?Dothnotshethinkmeanoldmurderer,NowIhavestain’dthechildhoodofourjoyWithbloodremov’dbutlittlefromherown?Whereisshe?Andhowdothshe?AndwhatsaysMyconceal’dladytoourcancell’dlove?
NURSE.O,shesaysnothing,sir,butweepsandweeps;Andnowfallsonherbed,andthenstartsup,AndTybaltcalls,andthenonRomeocries,Andthendownfallsagain.
ROMEO.Asifthatname,Shotfromthedeadlylevelofagun,Didmurderher,asthatname’scursedhandMurder’dherkinsman.O,tellme,Friar,tellme,InwhatvilepartofthisanatomyDothmynamelodge?Tellme,thatImaysackThehatefulmansion.
[Drawinghissword.]
FRIARLAWRENCE.Holdthydesperatehand.Artthouaman?Thyformcriesoutthouart.Thytearsarewomanish,thywildactsdenoteTheunreasonablefuryofabeast.Unseemlywomaninaseemingman,Andill-beseemingbeastinseemingboth!
Thouhastamaz’dme.Bymyholyorder,Ithoughtthydispositionbettertemper’d.HastthouslainTybalt?Wiltthouslaythyself?Andslaythylady,thatinthylifelives,Bydoingdamnedhateuponthyself?Whyrail’stthouonthybirth,theheavenandearth?Sincebirth,andheavenandearth,allthreedomeetIntheeatonce;whichthouatoncewouldstlose.Fie,fie,thousham’stthyshape,thylove,thywit,Which,likeausurer,abound’stinall,AndusestnoneinthattrueuseindeedWhichshouldbedeckthyshape,thylove,thywit.Thynobleshapeisbutaformofwax,Digressingfromthevalourofaman;Thydearloveswornbuthollowperjury,Killingthatlovewhichthouhastvow’dtocherish;Thywit,thatornamenttoshapeandlove,Misshapenintheconductofthemboth,Likepowderinaskillesssoldier’sflask,Issetafirebythineownignorance,Andthoudismember’dwiththineowndefence.What,rousethee,man.ThyJulietisalive,Forwhosedearsakethouwastbutlatelydead.Thereartthouhappy.Tybaltwouldkillthee,Butthouslew’stTybalt;thereartthouhappy.Thelawthatthreaten’ddeathbecomesthyfriend,Andturnsittoexile;thereartthouhappy.Apackofblessingslightuponthyback;Happinesscourtstheeinherbestarray;Butlikeamisshapedandsullenwench,Thouputt’stupthyFortuneandthylove.Takeheed,takeheed,forsuchdiemiserable.Go,gettheetothyloveaswasdecreed,Ascendherchamber,henceandcomforther.Butlookthoustaynottillthewatchbeset,ForthenthoucanstnotpasstoMantua;WherethoushaltlivetillwecanfindatimeToblazeyourmarriage,reconcileyourfriends,BegpardonofthePrince,andcalltheebackWithtwentyhundredthousandtimesmorejoyThanthouwent’stforthinlamentation.Gobefore,Nurse.Commendmetothylady,
Andbidherhastenallthehousetobed,Whichheavysorrowmakesthemaptunto.Romeoiscoming.
NURSE.OLord,Icouldhavestay’dhereallthenightToheargoodcounsel.O,whatlearningis!Mylord,I’lltellmyladyyouwillcome.
ROMEO.Doso,andbidmysweetpreparetochide.
NURSE.Heresir,aringshebidmegiveyou,sir.Hieyou,makehaste,foritgrowsverylate.
[Exit.]
ROMEO.Howwellmycomfortisreviv’dbythis.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Gohence,goodnight,andherestandsallyourstate:Eitherbegonebeforethewatchbeset,Orbythebreakofdaydisguis’dfromhence.SojourninMantua.I’llfindoutyourman,AndheshallsignifyfromtimetotimeEverygoodhaptoyouthatchanceshere.Givemethyhand;’tislate;farewell;goodnight.
ROMEO.Butthatajoypastjoycallsoutonme,Itwereagriefsobrieftopartwiththee.Farewell.
[Exeunt.]
SCENEIV.ARoominCapulet’sHouse.EnterCAPULET,LADYCAPULETandPARIS.
CAPULET.Thingshavefallenout,sir,sounluckilyThatwehavehadnotimetomoveourdaughter.Lookyou,shelov’dherkinsmanTybaltdearly,AndsodidI.Well,wewereborntodie.’Tisverylate;she’llnotcomedowntonight.
Ipromiseyou,butforyourcompany,Iwouldhavebeenabedanhourago.
PARIS.Thesetimesofwoeaffordnotunetowoo.Madam,goodnight.Commendmetoyourdaughter.
LADYCAPULET.Iwill,andknowhermindearlytomorrow;Tonightshe’smew’duptoherheaviness.
CAPULET.SirParis,IwillmakeadesperatetenderOfmychild’slove.Ithinkshewillberul’dInallrespectsbyme;naymore,Idoubtitnot.Wife,goyoutoherereyougotobed,AcquaintherhereofmysonParis’love,Andbidher,markyoume,onWednesdaynext,But,soft,whatdayisthis?
PARIS.Monday,mylord.
CAPULET.Monday!Ha,ha!Well,Wednesdayistoosoon,AThursdayletitbe;aThursday,tellher,Sheshallbemarriedtothisnobleearl.Willyoubeready?Doyoulikethishaste?We’llkeepnogreatado,—afriendortwo,For,harkyou,Tybaltbeingslainsolate,Itmaybethoughtweheldhimcarelessly,Beingourkinsman,ifwerevelmuch.Thereforewe’llhavesomehalfadozenfriends,Andthereanend.ButwhatsayyoutoThursday?
PARIS.Mylord,IwouldthatThursdayweretomorrow.
CAPULET.Well,getyougone.AThursdaybeitthen.GoyoutoJulietereyougotobed,Prepareher,wife,againstthisweddingday.Farewell,mylord.—Lighttomychamber,ho!Aforeme,itissoveryverylatethatweMaycallitearlybyandby.Goodnight.
[Exeunt.]
SCENEV.AnopenGallerytoJuliet’sChamber,overlookingtheGarden.
EnterROMEOandJULIET.
JULIET.Wiltthoubegone?Itisnotyetnearday.Itwasthenightingale,andnotthelark,Thatpierc’dthefearfulhollowofthineear;Nightlyshesingsonyondpomegranatetree.Believeme,love,itwasthenightingale.
ROMEO.Itwasthelark,theheraldofthemorn,Nonightingale.Look,love,whatenviousstreaksDolacetheseveringcloudsinyondereast.Night’scandlesareburntout,andjocunddayStandstiptoeonthemistymountaintops.Imustbegoneandlive,orstayanddie.
JULIET.Yondlightisnotdaylight,Iknowit,I.ItissomemeteorthatthesunexhalesTobetotheethisnightatorchbearerAndlighttheeonthywaytoMantua.Thereforestayyet,thouneed’stnottobegone.
ROMEO.Letmebeta’en,letmebeputtodeath,Iamcontent,sothouwilthaveitso.I’llsayyongreyisnotthemorning’seye,’TisbutthepalereflexofCynthia’sbrow.NorthatisnotthelarkwhosenotesdobeatThevaultyheavensohighaboveourheads.Ihavemorecaretostaythanwilltogo.Come,death,andwelcome.Julietwillsitso.Howis’t,mysoul?Let’stalk.Itisnotday.
JULIET.Itis,itis!Hiehence,begone,away.Itisthelarkthatsingssooutoftune,Strainingharshdiscordsandunpleasingsharps.
Somesaythelarkmakessweetdivision;Thisdothnotso,forshedividethus.Somesaythelarkandloathedtoadchangeeyes.O,nowIwouldtheyhadchang’dvoicestoo,Sincearmfromarmthatvoicedothusaffray,Huntingtheehencewithhunt’s-uptotheday.Onowbegone,morelightandlightitgrows.
ROMEO.Morelightandlight,moredarkanddarkourwoes.
EnterNURSE.
NURSE.Madam.
JULIET.Nurse?
NURSE.Yourladymotheriscomingtoyourchamber.Thedayisbroke,bewary,lookabout.
[Exit.]
JULIET.Then,window,letdayin,andletlifeout.
ROMEO.Farewell,farewell,onekiss,andI’lldescend.
[Descends.]
JULIET.Artthougoneso?Love,lord,ayhusband,friend,Imusthearfromtheeeverydayinthehour,Forinaminutetherearemanydays.O,bythiscountIshallbemuchinyearsEreIagainbeholdmyRomeo.
ROMEO.Farewell!IwillomitnoopportunityThatmayconveymygreetings,love,tothee.
JULIET.Othinkestthouweshallevermeetagain?
ROMEO.
Idoubtitnot,andallthesewoesshallserveForsweetdiscoursesinourtimetocome.
JULIET.OGod!Ihaveanill-diviningsoul!MethinksIseethee,nowthouartsolow,Asonedeadinthebottomofatomb.Eithermyeyesightfails,orthoulook’stpale.
ROMEO.Andtrustme,love,inmyeyesodoyou.Drysorrowdrinksourblood.Adieu,adieu.
[Exitbelow.]
JULIET.OFortune,Fortune!Allmencalltheefickle,Ifthouartfickle,whatdostthouwithhimThatisrenown’dforfaith?Befickle,Fortune;Forthen,IhopethouwiltnotkeephimlongButsendhimback.
LADYCAPULET.[Within.]Ho,daughter,areyouup?
JULIET.Whois’tthatcalls?Isitmyladymother?Isshenotdownsolate,orupsoearly?Whatunaccustom’dcauseprocuresherhither?
EnterLADYCAPULET.
LADYCAPULET.Why,hownow,Juliet?
JULIET.Madam,Iamnotwell.
LADYCAPULET.Evermoreweepingforyourcousin’sdeath?What,wiltthouwashhimfromhisgravewithtears?Andifthoucouldst,thoucouldstnotmakehimlive.Thereforehavedone:somegriefshowsmuchoflove,Butmuchofgriefshowsstillsomewantofwit.
JULIET.Yetletmeweepforsuchafeelingloss.
LADYCAPULET.
Soshallyoufeeltheloss,butnotthefriendWhichyouweepfor.
JULIET.Feelingsotheloss,Icannotchoosebuteverweepthefriend.
LADYCAPULET.Well,girl,thouweep’stnotsomuchforhisdeathAsthatthevillainliveswhichslaughter’dhim.
JULIET.Whatvillain,madam?
LADYCAPULET.ThatsamevillainRomeo.
JULIET.Villainandhebemanymilesasunder.Godpardonhim.Ido,withallmyheart.Andyetnomanlikehedothgrievemyheart.
LADYCAPULET.Thatisbecausethetraitormurdererlives.
JULIET.Aymadam,fromthereachofthesemyhands.WouldnonebutImightvengemycousin’sdeath.
LADYCAPULET.Wewillhavevengeanceforit,fearthounot.Thenweepnomore.I’llsendtooneinMantua,Wherethatsamebanish’drunagatedothlive,Shallgivehimsuchanunaccustom’ddramThatheshallsoonkeepTybaltcompany:AndthenIhopethouwiltbesatisfied.
JULIET.IndeedInevershallbesatisfiedWithRomeotillIbeholdhim—dead—Ismypoorheartsoforakinsmanvex’d.Madam,ifyoucouldfindoutbutamanTobearapoison,Iwouldtemperit,ThatRomeoshoulduponreceiptthereof,Soonsleepinquiet.O,howmyheartabhorsTohearhimnam’d,andcannotcometohim,TowreaktheloveIboremycousin
Uponhisbodythathathslaughter’dhim.
LADYCAPULET.Findthouthemeans,andI’llfindsuchaman.ButnowI’lltelltheejoyfultidings,girl.
JULIET.Andjoycomeswellinsuchaneedytime.Whatarethey,Ibeseechyourladyship?
LADYCAPULET.Well,well,thouhastacarefulfather,child;Onewhotoputtheefromthyheaviness,Hathsortedoutasuddendayofjoy,Thatthouexpectsnot,norIlook’dnotfor.
JULIET.Madam,inhappytime,whatdayisthat?
LADYCAPULET.Marry,mychild,earlynextThursdaymornThegallant,young,andnoblegentleman,TheCountyParis,atSaintPeter’sChurch,Shallhappilymaketheethereajoyfulbride.
JULIET.NowbySaintPeter’sChurch,andPetertoo,Heshallnotmakemethereajoyfulbride.Iwonderatthishaste,thatImustwedErehethatshouldbehusbandcomestowoo.Iprayyoutellmylordandfather,madam,Iwillnotmarryyet;andwhenIdo,IswearItshallbeRomeo,whomyouknowIhate,RatherthanParis.Thesearenewsindeed.
LADYCAPULET.Herecomesyourfather,tellhimsoyourself,Andseehowhewilltakeitatyourhands.
EnterCAPULETandNURSE.
CAPULET.Whenthesunsets,theairdothdrizzledew;Butforthesunsetofmybrother’ssonItrainsdownright.Hownow?Aconduit,girl?What,stillintears?Evermoreshowering?Inonelittlebody
Thoucounterfeitsabark,asea,awind.Forstillthyeyes,whichImaycallthesea,Doebbandflowwithtears;thebarkthybodyis,Sailinginthissaltflood,thewinds,thysighs,Whoragingwiththytearsandtheywiththem,WithoutasuddencalmwilloversetThytempest-tossedbody.Hownow,wife?Haveyoudeliver’dtoherourdecree?
LADYCAPULET.Ay,sir;butshewillnone,shegivesyouthanks.Iwouldthefoolweremarriedtohergrave.
CAPULET.Soft.Takemewithyou,takemewithyou,wife.How,willshenone?Dothshenotgiveusthanks?Isshenotproud?Dothshenotcountherblest,Unworthyassheis,thatwehavewroughtSoworthyagentlemantobeherbridegroom?
JULIET.Notproudyouhave,butthankfulthatyouhave.ProudcanIneverbeofwhatIhate;Butthankfulevenforhatethatismeantlove.
CAPULET.Hownow,hownow,chopp’dlogic?Whatisthis?Proud,and,Ithankyou,andIthankyounot;Andyetnotproud.Mistressminionyou,Thankmenothankings,norproudmenoprouds,Butfettleyourfinejoints’gainstThursdaynextTogowithParistoSaintPeter’sChurch,OrIwilldragtheeonahurdlethither.Out,yougreen-sicknesscarrion!Out,youbaggage!Youtallow-face!
LADYCAPULET.Fie,fie!What,areyoumad?
JULIET.Goodfather,Ibeseechyouonmyknees,Hearmewithpatiencebuttospeakaword.
CAPULET.Hangtheeyoungbaggage,disobedientwretch!Itelltheewhat,—gettheetochurchaThursday,
Orneverafterlookmeintheface.Speaknot,replynot,donotanswerme.Myfingersitch.Wife,wescarcethoughtusblestThatGodhadlentusbutthisonlychild;ButnowIseethisoneisonetoomuch,Andthatwehaveacurseinhavingher.Outonher,hilding.
NURSE.Godinheavenblessher.Youaretoblame,mylord,torateherso.
CAPULET.Andwhy,myladywisdom?Holdyourtongue,Goodprudence;smatterwithyourgossips,go.
NURSE.Ispeaknotreason.
CAPULET.OGodyegood-en!
NURSE.Maynotonespeak?
CAPULET.Peace,youmumblingfool!Utteryourgravityo’eragossip’sbowl,Forhereweneeditnot.
LADYCAPULET.Youaretoohot.
CAPULET.God’sbread,itmakesmemad!Day,night,hour,ride,time,work,play,Alone,incompany,stillmycarehathbeenTohavehermatch’d,andhavingnowprovidedAgentlemanofnobleparentage,Offairdemesnes,youthful,andnoblyallied,Stuff’d,astheysay,withhonourableparts,Proportion’dasone’sthoughtwouldwishaman,Andthentohaveawretchedpulingfool,Awhiningmammet,inherfortune’stender,Toanswer,‘I’llnotwed,Icannotlove,Iamtooyoung,Iprayyoupardonme.’
But,andyouwillnotwed,I’llpardonyou.Grazewhereyouwill,youshallnothousewithme.Lookto’t,thinkon’t,Idonotusetojest.Thursdayisnear;layhandonheart,advise.Andyoubemine,I’llgiveyoutomyfriend;Andyoubenot,hang,beg,starve,dieinthestreets,Forbymysoul,I’llne’eracknowledgethee,Norwhatismineshallneverdotheegood.Trustto’t,bethinkyou,I’llnotbeforsworn.
[Exit.]
JULIET.Istherenopitysittingintheclouds,Thatseesintothebottomofmygrief?Osweetmymother,castmenotaway,Delaythismarriageforamonth,aweek,Or,ifyoudonot,makethebridalbedInthatdimmonumentwhereTybaltlies.
LADYCAPULET.Talknottome,forI’llnotspeakaword.Doasthouwilt,forIhavedonewiththee.
[Exit.]
JULIET.OGod!ONurse,howshallthisbeprevented?Myhusbandisonearth,myfaithinheaven.Howshallthatfaithreturnagaintoearth,UnlessthathusbandsenditmefromheavenByleavingearth?Comfortme,counselme.Alack,alack,thatheavenshouldpractisestratagemsUponsosoftasubjectasmyself.Whatsay’stthou?Hastthounotawordofjoy?Somecomfort,Nurse.
NURSE.Faith,hereitis.Romeoisbanished;andalltheworldtonothingThathedaresne’ercomebacktochallengeyou.Orifhedo,itneedsmustbebystealth.Then,sincethecasesostandsasnowitdoth,IthinkitbestyoumarriedwiththeCounty.O,he’salovelygentleman.Romeo’sadishclouttohim.Aneagle,madam,Hathnotsogreen,soquick,sofairaneyeAsParishath.Beshrewmyveryheart,Ithinkyouarehappyinthissecondmatch,Foritexcelsyourfirst:orifitdidnot,Yourfirstisdead,or’twereasgoodhewere,Aslivinghereandyounouseofhim.
JULIET.Speakestthoufromthyheart?
NURSE.Andfrommysoultoo,Orelsebeshrewthemboth.
JULIET.Amen.
NURSE.What?
JULIET.Well,thouhastcomfortedmemarvellousmuch.Goin,andtellmyladyIamgone,Havingdispleas’dmyfather,toLawrence’cell,Tomakeconfessionandtobeabsolv’d.
NURSE.Marry,Iwill;andthisiswiselydone.
[Exit.]
JULIET.Ancientdamnation!Omostwickedfiend!Isitmoresintowishmethusforsworn,OrtodispraisemylordwiththatsametongueWhichshehathprais’dhimwithabovecompareSomanythousandtimes?Go,counsellor.Thouandmybosomhenceforthshallbetwain.I’lltotheFriartoknowhisremedy.Ifallelsefail,myselfhavepowertodie.
[Exit.]
ACTIV
SCENEI.FriarLawrence’sCell.EnterFRIARLAWRENCEandPARIS.
FRIARLAWRENCE.OnThursday,sir?Thetimeisveryshort.
PARIS.MyfatherCapuletwillhaveitso;AndIamnothingslowtoslackhishaste.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Yousayyoudonotknowthelady’smind.Unevenisthecourse;Ilikeitnot.
PARIS.ImmoderatelysheweepsforTybalt’sdeath,AndthereforehaveIlittletalk’doflove;ForVenussmilesnotinahouseoftears.Now,sir,herfathercountsitdangerousThatshedogivehersorrowsomuchsway;Andinhiswisdom,hastesourmarriage,Tostoptheinundationofhertears,Which,toomuchmindedbyherselfalone,Maybeputfromherbysociety.Nowdoyouknowthereasonofthishaste.
FRIARLAWRENCE.[Aside.]IwouldIknewnotwhyitshouldbeslow’d.—Look,sir,herecomestheladytowardmycell.
EnterJULIET.
PARIS.Happilymet,myladyandmywife!
JULIET.Thatmaybe,sir,whenImaybeawife.
PARIS.Thatmaybe,mustbe,love,onThursdaynext.
JULIET.Whatmustbeshallbe.
FRIARLAWRENCE.That’sacertaintext.
PARIS.Comeyoutomakeconfessiontothisfather?
JULIET.Toanswerthat,Ishouldconfesstoyou.
PARIS.Donotdenytohimthatyouloveme.
JULIET.IwillconfesstoyouthatIlovehim.
PARIS.Sowillye,Iamsure,thatyouloveme.
JULIET.IfIdoso,itwillbeofmoreprice,Beingspokebehindyourbackthantoyourface.
PARIS.Poorsoul,thyfaceismuchabus’dwithtears.
JULIET.Thetearshavegotsmallvictorybythat;Foritwasbadenoughbeforetheirspite.
PARIS.Thouwrong’stitmorethantearswiththatreport.
JULIET.Thatisnoslander,sir,whichisatruth,AndwhatIspake,Ispakeittomyface.
PARIS.Thyfaceismine,andthouhastslander’dit.
JULIET.Itmaybeso,foritisnotmineown.Areyouatleisure,holyfather,now,OrshallIcometoyouateveningmass?
FRIARLAWRENCE.Myleisureservesme,pensivedaughter,now.—Mylord,wemustentreatthetimealone.
PARIS.GodshieldIshoulddisturbdevotion!—Juliet,onThursdayearlywillIrouseye,Tillthen,adieu;andkeepthisholykiss.
[Exit.]
JULIET.Oshutthedoor,andwhenthouhastdoneso,Comeweepwithme,pasthope,pastcure,pasthelp!
FRIARLAWRENCE.OJuliet,Ialreadyknowthygrief;Itstrainsmepastthecompassofmywits.Ihearthoumust,andnothingmayprorogueit,OnThursdaynextbemarriedtothisCounty.
JULIET.Tellmenot,Friar,thatthouhear’stofthis,UnlessthoutellmehowImaypreventit.Ifinthywisdom,thoucanstgivenohelp,Dothoubutcallmyresolutionwise,AndwiththisknifeI’llhelpitpresently.Godjoin’dmyheartandRomeo’s,thouourhands;Anderethishand,bytheetoRomeo’sseal’d,Shallbethelabeltoanotherdeed,OrmytrueheartwithtreacherousrevoltTurntoanother,thisshallslaythemboth.Therefore,outofthylong-experienc’dtime,Givemesomepresentcounsel,orbehold’TwixtmyextremesandmethisbloodyknifeShallplaytheempire,arbitratingthatWhichthecommissionofthyyearsandartCouldtonoissueoftruehonourbring.Benotsolongtospeak.Ilongtodie,Ifwhatthouspeak’stspeaknotofremedy.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Hold,daughter.Idospyakindofhope,WhichcravesasdesperateanexecutionAsthatisdesperatewhichwewouldprevent.If,ratherthantomarryCountyParisThouhastthestrengthofwilltoslaythyself,ThenisitlikelythouwiltundertakeAthinglikedeathtochideawaythisshame,
Thatcop’stwithdeathhimselftoscapefromit.Andifthoudar’st,I’llgivetheeremedy.
JULIET.O,bidmeleap,ratherthanmarryParis,Fromoffthebattlementsofyondertower,Orwalkinthievishways,orbidmelurkWhereserpentsare.Chainmewithroaringbears;Orhidemenightlyinacharnel-house,O’er-cover’dquitewithdeadmen’srattlingbones,Withreekyshanksandyellowchaplessskulls.Orbidmegointoanew-madegrave,Andhidemewithadeadmaninhisshroud;Thingsthat,tohearthemtold,havemademetremble,AndIwilldoitwithoutfearordoubt,Toliveanunstain’dwifetomysweetlove.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Holdthen.Gohome,bemerry,giveconsentTomarryParis.Wednesdayistomorrow;Tomorrownightlookthatthouliealone,LetnotthyNurseliewiththeeinthychamber.Takethouthisvial,beingtheninbed,Andthisdistilledliquordrinkthouoff,WhenpresentlythroughallthyveinsshallrunAcoldanddrowsyhumour;fornopulseShallkeephisnativeprogress,butsurcease.Nowarmth,nobreathshalltestifythoulivest,TherosesinthylipsandcheeksshallfadeTopalyashes;thyeyes’windowsfall,Likedeathwhenheshutsupthedayoflife.Eachpartdepriv’dofsupplegovernment,Shallstiffandstarkandcoldappearlikedeath.Andinthisborrow’dlikenessofshrunkdeathThoushaltcontinuetwoandfortyhours,Andthenawakeasfromapleasantsleep.NowwhenthebridegroominthemorningcomesTorousetheefromthybed,thereartthoudead.Thenasthemannerofourcountryis,Inthybestrobes,uncover’d,onthebier,ThoushaltbebornetothatsameancientvaultWhereallthekindredoftheCapuletslie.Inthemeantime,againstthoushaltawake,
ShallRomeobymylettersknowourdrift,Andhithershallhecome,andheandIWillwatchthywaking,andthatverynightShallRomeobeartheehencetoMantua.Andthisshallfreetheefromthispresentshame,IfnoinconstanttoynorwomanishfearAbatethyvalourintheactingit.
JULIET.Giveme,giveme!Otellnotmeoffear!
FRIARLAWRENCE.Hold;getyougone,bestrongandprosperousInthisresolve.I’llsendafriarwithspeedToMantua,withmyletterstothylord.
JULIET.Lovegivemestrength,andstrengthshallhelpafford.Farewell,dearfather.
[Exeunt.]
SCENEII.HallinCapulet’sHouse.EnterCAPULET,LADYCAPULET,NURSEandSERVANTS.
CAPULET.Somanyguestsinviteasherearewrit.
[ExitFIRSTSERVANT.]
Sirrah,gohiremetwentycunningcooks.
SECONDSERVANT.Youshallhavenoneill,sir;forI’lltryiftheycanlicktheirfingers.
CAPULET.Howcanstthoutrythemso?
SECONDSERVANT.Marry,sir, ’tisanillcookthatcannot lickhisownfingers; thereforehe thatcannotlickhisfingersgoesnotwithme.
CAPULET.Go,begone.
[ExitSECONDSERVANT.]
Weshallbemuchunfurnish’dforthistime.
What,ismydaughtergonetoFriarLawrence?
NURSE.Ay,forsooth.
CAPULET.Well,hemaychancetodosomegoodonher.Apeevishself-will’dharlotryitis.
EnterJULIET.
NURSE.Seewhereshecomesfromshriftwithmerrylook.
CAPULET.Hownow,myheadstrong.Wherehaveyoubeengadding?
JULIET.WhereIhavelearntmetorepentthesinOfdisobedientoppositionToyouandyourbehests;andamenjoin’dByholyLawrencetofallprostratehere,Tobegyourpardon.Pardon,Ibeseechyou.HenceforwardIameverrul’dbyyou.
CAPULET.SendfortheCounty,gotellhimofthis.I’llhavethisknotknituptomorrowmorning.
JULIET.ImettheyouthfullordatLawrence’cell,AndgavehimwhatbecomedloveImight,Notsteppingo’ertheboundsofmodesty.
CAPULET.Why,Iamgladon’t.Thisiswell.Standup.Thisisas’tshouldbe.LetmeseetheCounty.Ay,marry.Go,Isay,andfetchhimhither.NowaforeGod,thisreverendholyFriar,Allourwholecityismuchboundtohim.
JULIET.Nurse,willyougowithmeintomycloset,TohelpmesortsuchneedfulornamentsAsyouthinkfittofurnishmetomorrow?
LADYCAPULET.No,nottillThursday.Thereistimeenough.
CAPULET.Go,Nurse,gowithher.We’lltochurchtomorrow.
[ExeuntJULIETandNURSE.]
LADYCAPULET.Weshallbeshortinourprovision,’Tisnownearnight.
CAPULET.Tush,Iwillstirabout,Andallthingsshallbewell,Iwarrantthee,wife.GothoutoJuliet,helptodeckupher.I’llnottobedtonight,letmealone.I’llplaythehousewifeforthisonce.—What,ho!—Theyareallforth:well,IwillwalkmyselfToCountyParis,topreparehimupAgainsttomorrow.MyheartiswondrouslightSincethissamewaywardgirlissoreclaim’d.
[Exeunt.]
SCENEIII.Juliet’sChamber.EnterJULIETandNURSE.
JULIET.Ay,thoseattiresarebest.But,gentleNurse,Ipraytheeleavemetomyselftonight;ForIhaveneedofmanyorisonsTomovetheheavenstosmileuponmystate,Which,wellthouknow’st,iscrossandfullofsin.
EnterLADYCAPULET.
LADYCAPULET.What,areyoubusy,ho?Needyoumyhelp?
JULIET.No,madam;wehavecull’dsuchnecessariesAsarebehovefulforourstatetomorrow.Sopleaseyou,letmenowbeleftalone,Andletthenursethisnightsitupwithyou,ForIamsureyouhaveyourhandsfullallInthissosuddenbusiness.
LADYCAPULET.
Goodnight.Gettheetobedandrest,forthouhastneed.
[ExeuntLADYCAPULETandNURSE.]
JULIET.Farewell.Godknowswhenweshallmeetagain.IhaveafaintcoldfearthrillsthroughmyveinsThatalmostfreezesuptheheatoflife.I’llcallthembackagaintocomfortme.Nurse!—Whatshouldshedohere?MydismalsceneIneedsmustactalone.Come,vial.Whatifthismixturedonotworkatall?ShallIbemarriedthentomorrowmorning?No,No!Thisshallforbidit.Liethouthere.
[Layingdownherdagger.]
Whatifitbeapoison,whichtheFriarSubtlyhathminister’dtohavemedead,Lestinthismarriageheshouldbedishonour’d,BecausehemarriedmebeforetoRomeo?Ifearitis.Andyetmethinksitshouldnot,Forhehathstillbeentriedaholyman.Howif,whenIamlaidintothetomb,IwakebeforethetimethatRomeoCometoredeemme?There’safearfulpoint!ShallInotthenbestifledinthevault,Towhosefoulmouthnohealthsomeairbreathesin,AndtherediestranglederemyRomeocomes?Or,ifIlive,isitnotverylike,Thehorribleconceitofdeathandnight,Togetherwiththeterroroftheplace,Asinavault,anancientreceptacle,WhereforthismanyhundredyearsthebonesOfallmyburiedancestorsarepack’d,WherebloodyTybalt,yetbutgreeninearth,Liesfesteringinhisshroud;where,astheysay,Atsomehoursinthenightspiritsresort—Alack,alack,isitnotlikethatI,Soearlywaking,whatwithloathsomesmells,Andshriekslikemandrakestornoutoftheearth,Thatlivingmortals,hearingthem,runmad.
O,ifIwake,shallInotbedistraught,Environedwithallthesehideousfears,Andmadlyplaywithmyforefathers’joints?AndpluckthemangledTybaltfromhisshroud?And,inthisrage,withsomegreatkinsman’sbone,Aswithaclub,dashoutmydesperatebrains?Olook,methinksIseemycousin’sghostSeekingoutRomeothatdidspithisbodyUponarapier’spoint.Stay,Tybalt,stay!Romeo,Romeo,Romeo,here’sdrink!Idrinktothee.
[Throwsherselfonthebed.]
SCENEIV.HallinCapulet’sHouse.EnterLADYCAPULETandNURSE.
LADYCAPULET.Hold,takethesekeysandfetchmorespices,Nurse.
NURSE.Theycallfordatesandquincesinthepastry.
EnterCAPULET.
CAPULET.Come,stir,stir,stir!Thesecondcockhathcrow’d,Thecurfewbellhathrung,’tisthreeo’clock.Looktothebak’dmeats,goodAngelica;Sparenotforcost.
NURSE.Go,youcot-quean,go,Getyoutobed;faith,you’llbesicktomorrowForthisnight’swatching.
CAPULET.No,notawhit.What!Ihavewatch’derenowAllnightforlessercause,andne’erbeensick.
LADYCAPULET.Ay,youhavebeenamouse-huntinyourtime;ButIwillwatchyoufromsuchwatchingnow.
[ExeuntLADYCAPULETandNURSE.]
CAPULET.
Ajealous-hood,ajealous-hood!
EnterSERVANTS,withspits,logsandbaskets.
Now,fellow,what’sthere?
FIRSTSERVANT.Thingsforthecook,sir;butIknownotwhat.
CAPULET.Makehaste,makehaste.
[ExitFIRSTSERVANT.]
—Sirrah,fetchdrierlogs.CallPeter,hewillshowtheewheretheyare.
SECONDSERVANT.Ihaveahead,sir,thatwillfindoutlogsAndnevertroublePeterforthematter.
[Exit.]
CAPULET.Massandwellsaid;amerrywhoreson,ha.Thoushaltbeloggerhead.—Goodfaith,’tisday.TheCountywillbeherewithmusicstraight,Forsohesaidhewould.Ihearhimnear.
[Playmusic.]
Nurse!Wife!What,ho!What,Nurse,Isay!
Re-enterNURSE.
GowakenJuliet,goandtrimherup.I’llgoandchatwithParis.Hie,makehaste,Makehaste;thebridegroomheiscomealready.MakehasteIsay.
[Exeunt.]
SCENEV.Juliet’sChamber;Julietonthebed.EnterNURSE.
NURSE.Mistress!What,mistress!Juliet!Fast,Iwarranther,she.Why,lamb,why,lady,fie,youslug-abed!Why,love,Isay!Madam!Sweetheart!Why,bride!
What,notaword?Youtakeyourpennyworthsnow.Sleepforaweek;forthenextnight,Iwarrant,TheCountyParishathsetuphisrestThatyoushallrestbutlittle.Godforgiveme!Marryandamen.Howsoundissheasleep!Ineedsmustwakeher.Madam,madam,madam!Ay,lettheCountytakeyouinyourbed,He’llfrightyouup,i’faith.Willitnotbe?What,dress’d,andinyourclothes,anddownagain?Imustneedswakeyou.Lady!Lady!Lady!Alas,alas!Help,help!Mylady’sdead!O,well-a-daythateverIwasborn.Someaquavitae,ho!Mylord!Mylady!
EnterLADYCAPULET.
LADYCAPULET.Whatnoiseishere?
NURSE.Olamentableday!
LADYCAPULET.Whatisthematter?
NURSE.Look,look!Oheavyday!
LADYCAPULET.Ome,Ome!Mychild,myonlylife.Revive,lookup,orIwilldiewiththee.Help,help!Callhelp.
EnterCAPULET.
CAPULET.Forshame,bringJulietforth,herlordiscome.
NURSE.She’sdead,deceas’d,she’sdead;alacktheday!
LADYCAPULET.Alacktheday,she’sdead,she’sdead,she’sdead!
CAPULET.Ha!Letmeseeher.Outalas!She’scold,Herbloodissettledandherjointsarestiff.Lifeandtheselipshavelongbeenseparated.
DeathliesonherlikeanuntimelyfrostUponthesweetestflowerofallthefield.
NURSE.Olamentableday!
LADYCAPULET.Owofultime!
CAPULET.Death,thathathta’enherhencetomakemewail,Tiesupmytongueandwillnotletmespeak.
EnterFRIARLAWRENCEandPARISwithMusicians.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Come,isthebridereadytogotochurch?
CAPULET.Readytogo,butnevertoreturn.Oson,thenightbeforethyweddingdayHathdeathlainwiththybride.Thereshelies,Flowerasshewas,defloweredbyhim.Deathismyson-in-law,deathismyheir;Mydaughterhehathwedded.Iwilldie.Andleavehimall;life,living,allisdeath’s.
PARIS.HaveIthoughtlongtoseethismorning’sface,Anddothitgivemesuchasightasthis?
LADYCAPULET.Accurs’d,unhappy,wretched,hatefulday.Mostmiserablehourthate’ertimesawInlastinglabourofhispilgrimage.Butone,poorone,onepoorandlovingchild,Butonethingtorejoiceandsolacein,Andcrueldeathhathcatch’ditfrommysight.
NURSE.Owoe!Owoeful,woeful,woefulday.Mostlamentableday,mostwoefuldayThatever,ever,Ididyetbehold!Oday,Oday,Oday,Ohatefulday.Neverwasseensoblackadayasthis.Owoefulday,Owoefulday.
PARIS.Beguil’d,divorced,wronged,spited,slain.Mostdetestabledeath,bytheebeguil’d,Bycruel,crueltheequiteoverthrown.Olove!Olife!Notlife,butloveindeath!
CAPULET.Despis’d,distressed,hated,martyr’d,kill’d.Uncomfortabletime,whycam’stthounowTomurder,murderoursolemnity?Ochild!Ochild!Mysoul,andnotmychild,Deadartthou.Alack,mychildisdead,Andwithmychildmyjoysareburied.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Peace,ho,forshame.Confusion’scurelivesnotIntheseconfusions.HeavenandyourselfHadpartinthisfairmaid,nowheavenhathall,Andallthebetterisitforthemaid.Yourpartinheryoucouldnotkeepfromdeath,Butheavenkeepshispartineternallife.Themostyousoughtwasherpromotion,For’twasyourheavensheshouldbeadvanc’d,Andweepyenow,seeingsheisadvanc’dAbovetheclouds,ashighasheavenitself?O,inthislove,youloveyourchildsoillThatyourunmad,seeingthatsheiswell.She’snotwellmarriedthatlivesmarriedlong,Butshe’sbestmarriedthatdiesmarriedyoung.Dryupyourtears,andstickyourrosemaryOnthisfaircorse,and,asthecustomis,Andinherbestarraybearhertochurch;Forthoughfondnaturebidsusalllament,Yetnature’stearsarereason’smerriment.
CAPULET.AllthingsthatweordainedfestivalTurnfromtheirofficetoblackfuneral:Ourinstrumentstomelancholybells,Ourweddingcheertoasadburialfeast;Oursolemnhymnstosullendirgeschange;Ourbridalflowersserveforaburiedcorse,Andallthingschangethemtothecontrary.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Sir,goyouin,and,madam,gowithhim,Andgo,SirParis,everyoneprepareTofollowthisfaircorseuntohergrave.Theheavensdoloweruponyouforsomeill;Movethemnomorebycrossingtheirhighwill.
[ExeuntCAPULET,LADYCAPULET,PARISandFRIAR.]
FIRSTMUSICIAN.Faith,wemayputupourpipesandbegone.
NURSE.Honestgoodfellows,ah,putup,putup,Forwellyouknowthisisapitifulcase.
FIRSTMUSICIAN.Ay,bymytroth,thecasemaybeamended.
[ExitNURSE.]
EnterPETER.
PETER.Musicians,O,musicians,‘Heart’sease,’‘Heart’sease’,O,andyouwillhavemelive,play‘Heart’sease.’
FIRSTMUSICIAN.Why‘Heart’sease’?
PETER.Omusicians,becausemyheartitselfplays‘Myheartisfull’.Oplaymesomemerrydumptocomfortme.
FIRSTMUSICIAN.Notadumpwe,’tisnotimetoplaynow.
PETER.Youwillnotthen?
FIRSTMUSICIAN.No.
PETER.Iwillthengiveityousoundly.
FIRSTMUSICIAN.Whatwillyougiveus?
PETER.
Nomoney,onmyfaith,butthegleek!Iwillgiveyoutheminstrel.
FIRSTMUSICIAN.ThenwillIgiveyoutheserving-creature.
PETER.Thenwill I lay the serving-creature’s dagger on your pate. I will carry nocrotchets.I’llreyou,I’llfayou.Doyounoteme?
FIRSTMUSICIAN.Andyoureusandfaus,younoteus.
SECONDMUSICIAN.Prayyouputupyourdagger,andputoutyourwit.
PETER.Thenhaveatyouwithmywit.Iwilldry-beatyouwithanironwit,andputupmyirondagger.Answermelikemen.‘Whengripinggriefstheheartdothwound,Anddolefuldumpsthemindoppress,Thenmusicwithhersilversound’—Why ‘silver sound’? Why ‘music with her silver sound’? What say you,SimonCatling?
FIRSTMUSICIAN.Marry,sir,becausesilverhathasweetsound.
PETER.Prates.Whatsayyou,HughRebeck?
SECONDMUSICIAN.Isay‘silversound’becausemusicianssoundforsilver.
PETER.Pratestoo!Whatsayyou,JamesSoundpost?
THIRDMUSICIAN.Faith,Iknownotwhattosay.
PETER.O,Icryyoumercy,youarethesinger.Iwillsayforyou.Itis‘musicwithhersilversound’becausemusicianshavenogoldforsounding.‘ThenmusicwithhersilversoundWithspeedyhelpdothlendredress.’
[Exit.]
FIRSTMUSICIAN.Whatapestilentknaveisthissame!
SECONDMUSICIAN.Hanghim,Jack.Come,we’llinhere,tarryforthemourners,andstaydinner.
[Exeunt.]
ACTV
SCENEI.Mantua.AStreet.EnterROMEO.
ROMEO.IfImaytrusttheflatteringeyeofsleep,Mydreamspresagesomejoyfulnewsathand.Mybosom’slordsitslightlyinhisthrone;Andallthisdayanunaccustom’dspiritLiftsmeabovethegroundwithcheerfulthoughts.Idreamtmyladycameandfoundmedead,—Strangedream,thatgivesadeadmanleavetothink!—Andbreath’dsuchlifewithkissesinmylips,ThatIreviv’d,andwasanemperor.Ahme,howsweetisloveitselfpossess’d,Whenbutlove’sshadowsaresorichinjoy.
EnterBALTHASAR.
NewsfromVerona!Hownow,Balthasar?DostthounotbringmelettersfromtheFriar?Howdothmylady?Ismyfatherwell?HowfaresmyJuliet?ThatIaskagain;Fornothingcanbeillifshebewell.
BALTHASAR.Thensheiswell,andnothingcanbeill.HerbodysleepsinCapel’smonument,Andherimmortalpartwithangelslives.Isawherlaidlowinherkindred’svault,Andpresentlytookposttotellityou.Opardonmeforbringingtheseillnews,Sinceyoudidleaveitformyoffice,sir.
ROMEO.Isitevenso?ThenIdefyyou,stars!Thouknow’stmylodging.Getmeinkandpaper,Andhirepost-horses.Iwillhencetonight.
BALTHASAR.Idobeseechyousir,havepatience.Yourlooksarepaleandwild,anddoimportSomemisadventure.
ROMEO.Tush,thouartdeceiv’d.Leaveme,anddothethingIbidtheedo.HastthounoletterstomefromtheFriar?
BALTHASAR.No,mygoodlord.
ROMEO.Nomatter.Gettheegone,Andhirethosehorses.I’llbewiththeestraight.
[ExitBALTHASAR.]
Well,Juliet,Iwillliewiththeetonight.Let’sseeformeans.OmischiefthouartswiftToenterinthethoughtsofdesperatemen.Idorememberanapothecary,—Andhereaboutshedwells,—whichlateInotedIntatter’dweeds,withoverwhelmingbrows,Cullingofsimples,meagrewerehislooks,Sharpmiseryhadwornhimtothebones;Andinhisneedyshopatortoisehung,Analligatorstuff’d,andotherskinsOfill-shapedfishes;andabouthisshelvesAbeggarlyaccountofemptyboxes,Greenearthenpots,bladders,andmustyseeds,Remnantsofpackthread,andoldcakesofrosesWerethinlyscatter’d,tomakeupashow.Notingthispenury,tomyselfIsaid,Andifamandidneedapoisonnow,WhosesaleispresentdeathinMantua,Herelivesacaitiffwretchwouldsellithim.O,thissamethoughtdidbutforerunmyneed,Andthissameneedymanmustsellitme.AsIremember,thisshouldbethehouse.Beingholiday,thebeggar’sshopisshut.What,ho!Apothecary!
EnterAPOTHECARY.
APOTHECARY.Whocallssoloud?
ROMEO.Comehither,man.Iseethatthouartpoor.Hold,thereisfortyducats.LetmehaveAdramofpoison,suchsoon-speedinggearAswilldisperseitselfthroughalltheveins,Thatthelife-wearytakermayfalldead,Andthatthetrunkmaybedischarg’dofbreathAsviolentlyashastypowderfir’dDothhurryfromthefatalcannon’swomb.
APOTHECARY.SuchmortaldrugsIhave,butMantua’slawIsdeathtoanyhethatuttersthem.
ROMEO.Artthousobareandfullofwretchedness,Andfear’sttodie?Famineisinthycheeks,Needandoppressionstarvethinthineeyes,Contemptandbeggaryhangsuponthyback.Theworldisnotthyfriend,northeworld’slaw;Theworldaffordsnolawtomaketheerich;Thenbenotpoor,butbreakitandtakethis.
APOTHECARY.Mypoverty,butnotmywillconsents.
ROMEO.Ipaythypoverty,andnotthywill.
APOTHECARY.PutthisinanyliquidthingyouwillAnddrinkitoff;and,ifyouhadthestrengthOftwentymen,itwoulddespatchyoustraight.
ROMEO.Thereisthygold,worsepoisontomen’ssouls,DoingmoremurderinthisloathsomeworldThanthesepoorcompoundsthatthoumaystnotsell.Iselltheepoison,thouhastsoldmenone.Farewell,buyfood,andgetthyselfinflesh.Come,cordialandnotpoison,gowithmeToJuliet’sgrave,fortheremustIusethee.
[Exeunt.]
SCENEII.FriarLawrence’sCell.EnterFRIARJOHN.
FRIARJOHN.HolyFranciscanFriar!Brother,ho!
EnterFRIARLAWRENCE.
FRIARLAWRENCE.ThissameshouldbethevoiceofFriarJohn.WelcomefromMantua.WhatsaysRomeo?Or,ifhismindbewrit,givemehisletter.
FRIARJOHN.Goingtofindabarefootbrotherout,Oneofourorder,toassociateme,Hereinthiscityvisitingthesick,Andfindinghim,thesearchersofthetown,SuspectingthatwebothwereinahouseWheretheinfectiouspestilencedidreign,Seal’dupthedoors,andwouldnotletusforth,SothatmyspeedtoMantuatherewasstay’d.
FRIARLAWRENCE.WhobaremyletterthentoRomeo?
FRIARJOHN.Icouldnotsendit,—hereitisagain,—Norgetamessengertobringitthee,Sofearfulweretheyofinfection.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Unhappyfortune!Bymybrotherhood,Theletterwasnotnice,butfullofcharge,Ofdearimport,andtheneglectingitMaydomuchdanger.FriarJohn,gohence,GetmeanironcrowandbringitstraightUntomycell.
FRIARJOHN.Brother,I’llgoandbringitthee.
[Exit.]
FRIARLAWRENCE.NowmustItothemonumentalone.WithinthisthreehourswillfairJulietwake.ShewillbeshrewmemuchthatRomeoHathhadnonoticeoftheseaccidents;ButIwillwriteagaintoMantua,AndkeepheratmycelltillRomeocome.Poorlivingcorse,clos’dinadeadman’stomb.
[Exit.]
SCENEIII.Achurchyard;initaMonumentbelongingtotheCapulets.
EnterPARIS,andhisPAGEbearingflowersandatorch.
PARIS.Givemethytorch,boy.Henceandstandaloof.Yetputitout,forIwouldnotbeseen.Underyondyewtreelaytheeallalong,Holdingthyearclosetothehollowground;Soshallnofootuponthechurchyardtread,Beingloose,unfirm,withdiggingupofgraves,Butthoushalthearit.Whistlethentome,Assignalthatthouhear’stsomethingapproach.Givemethoseflowers.DoasIbidthee,go.
PAGE.[Aside.]IamalmostafraidtostandaloneHereinthechurchyard;yetIwilladventure.
[Retires.]
PARIS.Sweetflower,withflowersthybridalbedIstrew.Owoe,thycanopyisdustandstones,WhichwithsweetwaternightlyIwilldew,Orwantingthat,withtearsdistill’dbymoans.TheobsequiesthatIfortheewillkeep,Nightlyshallbetostrewthygraveandweep.
[ThePAGEwhistles.]
Theboygiveswarningsomethingdothapproach.Whatcursedfootwandersthiswaytonight,
Tocrossmyobsequiesandtruelove’srite?What,withatorch!Muffleme,night,awhile.
[Retires.]
EnterROMEOandBALTHASARwithatorch,mattock,&c.
ROMEO.Givemethatmattockandthewrenchingiron.Hold,takethisletter;earlyinthemorningSeethoudeliverittomylordandfather.Givemethelight;uponthylifeIchargethee,Whate’erthouhear’storseest,standallaloofAnddonotinterruptmeinmycourse.WhyIdescendintothisbedofdeathIspartlytobeholdmylady’sface,ButchieflytotakethencefromherdeadfingerApreciousring,aringthatImustuseIndearemployment.Thereforehence,begone.ButifthoujealousdostreturntopryInwhatIfurthershallintendtodo,ByheavenIwillteartheejointbyjoint,Andstrewthishungrychurchyardwiththylimbs.Thetimeandmyintentsaresavage-wild;MorefierceandmoreinexorablefarThanemptytigersortheroaringsea.
BALTHASAR.Iwillbegone,sir,andnottroubleyou.
ROMEO.Soshaltthoushowmefriendship.Takethouthat.Live,andbeprosperous,andfarewell,goodfellow.
BALTHASAR.Forallthissame,I’llhidemehereabout.HislooksIfear,andhisintentsIdoubt.
[Retires]
ROMEO.Thoudetestablemaw,thouwombofdeath,Gorg’dwiththedearestmorseloftheearth,ThusIenforcethyrottenjawstoopen,
[Breakingopenthedoorofthemonument.]
Andindespite,I’llcramtheewithmorefood.
PARIS.Thisisthatbanish’dhaughtyMontagueThatmurder’dmylove’scousin,—withwhichgrief,Itissupposed,thefaircreaturedied,—AndhereiscometodosomevillanousshameTothedeadbodies.Iwillapprehendhim.
[Advances.]
Stopthyunhallow’dtoil,vileMontague.Canvengeancebepursu’dfurtherthandeath?Condemnedvillain,Idoapprehendthee.Obey,andgowithme,forthoumustdie.
ROMEO.Imustindeed;andthereforecameIhither.Goodgentleyouth,temptnotadesperateman.Flyhenceandleaveme.Thinkuponthesegone;Letthemaffrightthee.Ibeseechthee,youth,PutnotanothersinuponmyheadByurgingmetofury.Obegone.ByheavenIlovetheebetterthanmyself;ForIcomehitherarm’dagainstmyself.Staynot,begone,live,andhereaftersay,Amadman’smercybidtheerunaway.
PARIS.Idodefythyconjuration,Andapprehendtheeforafelonhere.
ROMEO.Wiltthouprovokeme?Thenhaveatthee,boy!
[Theyfight.]
PAGE.Olord,theyfight!Iwillgocallthewatch.
[Exit.]
PARIS.O,Iamslain![Falls.]Ifthoubemerciful,Openthetomb,laymewithJuliet.
[Dies.]
ROMEO.
Infaith,Iwill.Letmeperusethisface.Mercutio’skinsman,nobleCountyParis!Whatsaidmyman,whenmybetossedsoulDidnotattendhimaswerode?IthinkHetoldmeParisshouldhavemarriedJuliet.Saidhenotso?OrdidIdreamitso?OramImad,hearinghimtalkofJuliet,Tothinkitwasso?O,givemethyhand,Onewritwithmeinsourmisfortune’sbook.I’llburytheeinatriumphantgrave.Agrave?Ono,alantern,slaught’redyouth,ForhereliesJuliet,andherbeautymakesThisvaultafeastingpresencefulloflight.Death,liethouthere,byadeadmaninterr’d.
[LayingPARISinthemonument.]
HowoftwhenmenareatthepointofdeathHavetheybeenmerry!WhichtheirkeeperscallAlightningbeforedeath.O,howmayICallthisalightning?Omylove,mywife,Deaththathathsuck’dthehoneyofthybreath,Hathhadnopoweryetuponthybeauty.Thouartnotconquer’d.Beauty’sensignyetIscrimsoninthylipsandinthycheeks,Anddeath’spaleflagisnotadvancedthere.Tybalt,liestthouthereinthybloodysheet?O,whatmorefavourcanIdototheeThanwiththathandthatcutthyyouthintwainTosunderhisthatwasthineenemy?Forgiveme,cousin.Ah,dearJuliet,Whyartthouyetsofair?ShallIbelieveThatunsubstantialdeathisamorous;AndthattheleanabhorredmonsterkeepsTheehereindarktobehisparamour?ForfearofthatIstillwillstaywiththee,AndneverfromthispalaceofdimnightDepartagain.Here,herewillIremainWithwormsthatarethychambermaids.O,hereWillIsetupmyeverlastingrest;AndshaketheyokeofinauspiciousstarsFromthisworld-weariedflesh.Eyes,lookyourlast.Arms,takeyourlastembrace!And,lips,Oyou
Thedoorsofbreath,sealwitharighteouskissAdatelessbargaintoengrossingdeath.Come,bitterconduct,come,unsavouryguide.Thoudesperatepilot,nowatoncerunonThedashingrocksthysea-sickwearybark.Here’stomylove![Drinks.]Otrueapothecary!Thydrugsarequick.ThuswithakissIdie.
[Dies.]
Enter,attheotherendoftheChurchyard,FRIARLAWRENCE,withalantern,crow,andspade.
FRIARLAWRENCE.SaintFrancisbemyspeed.HowofttonightHavemyoldfeetstumbledatgraves?Who’sthere?Whoisitthatconsorts,solate,thedead?
BALTHASAR.Here’sone,afriend,andonethatknowsyouwell.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Blissbeuponyou.Tellme,goodmyfriend,WhattorchisyondthatvainlylendshislightTogrubsandeyelessskulls?AsIdiscern,ItburnethintheCapels’monument.
BALTHASAR.Itdothso,holysir,andthere’smymaster,Onethatyoulove.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Whoisit?
BALTHASAR.Romeo.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Howlonghathhebeenthere?
BALTHASAR.Fullhalfanhour.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Gowithmetothevault.
BALTHASAR.Idarenot,sir;MymasterknowsnotbutIamgonehence,
AndfearfullydidmenacemewithdeathIfIdidstaytolookonhisintents.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Staythen,I’llgoalone.Fearcomesuponme.O,muchIfearsomeillunluckything.
BALTHASAR.AsIdidsleepunderthisyewtreehere,Idreamtmymasterandanotherfought,Andthatmymasterslewhim.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Romeo![Advances.]Alack,alack,whatbloodisthiswhichstainsThestonyentranceofthissepulchre?WhatmeanthesemasterlessandgoryswordsToliediscolour’dbythisplaceofpeace?
[Entersthemonument.]
Romeo!O,pale!Whoelse?What,Paristoo?Andsteep’dinblood?AhwhatanunkindhourIsguiltyofthislamentablechance?Theladystirs.
[JULIETwakesandstirs.]
JULIET.OcomfortableFriar,whereismylord?IdorememberwellwhereIshouldbe,AndthereIam.WhereismyRomeo?
[Noisewithin.]
FRIARLAWRENCE.Ihearsomenoise.Lady,comefromthatnestOfdeath,contagion,andunnaturalsleep.AgreaterpowerthanwecancontradictHaththwartedourintents.Come,comeaway.Thyhusbandinthybosomthereliesdead;AndParistoo.Come,I’lldisposeoftheeAmongasisterhoodofholynuns.Staynottoquestion,forthewatchiscoming.Come,go,goodJuliet.Idarenolongerstay.
JULIET.
Go,gettheehence,forIwillnotaway.
[ExitFRIARLAWRENCE.]
What’shere?Acupclos’dinmytruelove’shand?Poison,Isee,hathbeenhistimelessend.Ochurl.Drinkall,andleftnofriendlydropTohelpmeafter?Iwillkissthylips.Haplysomepoisonyetdothhangonthem,Tomakemediewitharestorative.
[Kisseshim.]
Thylipsarewarm!
FIRSTWATCH.[Within.]Lead,boy.Whichway?
JULIET.Yea,noise?ThenI’llbebrief.Ohappydagger.
[SnatchingROMEO’Sdagger.]
Thisisthysheath.[stabsherself]Thererest,andletmedie.
[FallsonROMEO’Sbodyanddies.]
EnterWATCHwiththePAGEofParis.
PAGE.Thisistheplace.There,wherethetorchdothburn.
FIRSTWATCH.Thegroundisbloody.Searchaboutthechurchyard.Go,someofyou,whoe’eryoufindattach.
[ExeuntsomeoftheWATCH.]
Pitifulsight!HereliestheCountyslain,AndJulietbleeding,warm,andnewlydead,Whoherehathlainthistwodaysburied.GotellthePrince;runtotheCapulets.RaiseuptheMontagues,someotherssearch.
[ExeuntothersoftheWATCH.]
Weseethegroundwhereonthesewoesdolie,ButthetruegroundofallthesepiteouswoesWecannotwithoutcircumstancedescry.
Re-entersomeoftheWATCHwithBALTHASAR.
SECONDWATCH.Here’sRomeo’sman.Wefoundhiminthechurchyard.
FIRSTWATCH.HoldhiminsafetytillthePrincecomehither.
Re-enterothersoftheWATCHwithFRIARLAWRENCE.
THIRDWATCH.HereisaFriarthattrembles,sighs,andweeps.WetookthismattockandthisspadefromhimAshewascomingfromthischurchyardside.
FIRSTWATCH.Agreatsuspicion.StaytheFriartoo.
EnterthePRINCEandATTENDANTS.
PRINCE.Whatmisadventureissoearlyup,Thatcallsourpersonfromourmorning’srest?
EnterCAPULET,LADYCAPULETandothers.
CAPULET.Whatshoulditbethattheysoshriekabroad?
LADYCAPULET.OthepeopleinthestreetcryRomeo,SomeJuliet,andsomeParis,andallrunWithopenoutcrytowardourmonument.
PRINCE.Whatfearisthiswhichstartlesinourears?
FIRSTWATCH.Sovereign,hereliestheCountyParisslain,AndRomeodead,andJuliet,deadbefore,Warmandnewkill’d.
PRINCE.Search,seek,andknowhowthisfoulmurdercomes.
FIRSTWATCH.HereisaFriar,andslaughter’dRomeo’sman,WithinstrumentsuponthemfittoopenThesedeadmen’stombs.
CAPULET.Oheaven!Owife,lookhowourdaughterbleeds!
Thisdaggerhathmista’en,forlo,hishouseIsemptyonthebackofMontague,Anditmis-sheathedinmydaughter’sbosom.
LADYCAPULET.Ome!ThissightofdeathisasabellThatwarnsmyoldagetoasepulchre.
EnterMONTAGUEandothers.
PRINCE.Come,Montague,forthouartearlyup,Toseethysonandheirmoreearlydown.
MONTAGUE.Alas,myliege,mywifeisdeadtonight.Griefofmyson’sexilehathstopp’dherbreath.Whatfurtherwoeconspiresagainstmineage?
PRINCE.Look,andthoushaltsee.
MONTAGUE.Othouuntaught!Whatmannersisinthis,Topressbeforethyfathertoagrave?
PRINCE.Sealupthemouthofoutrageforawhile,Tillwecancleartheseambiguities,Andknowtheirspring,theirhead,theirtruedescent,AndthenwillIbegeneralofyourwoes,Andleadyoueventodeath.Meantimeforbear,Andletmischancebeslavetopatience.Bringforththepartiesofsuspicion.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Iamthegreatest,abletodoleast,Yetmostsuspected,asthetimeandplaceDothmakeagainstme,ofthisdirefulmurder.AndhereIstand,bothtoimpeachandpurgeMyselfcondemnedandmyselfexcus’d.
PRINCE.Thensayatoncewhatthoudostknowinthis.
FRIARLAWRENCE.Iwillbebrief,formyshortdateofbreath
Isnotsolongasisatedioustale.Romeo,theredead,washusbandtothatJuliet,Andshe,theredead,thatRomeo’sfaithfulwife.Imarriedthem;andtheirstol’nmarriagedayWasTybalt’sdoomsday,whoseuntimelydeathBanish’dthenew-madebridegroomfromthiscity;Forwhom,andnotforTybalt,Julietpin’d.You,toremovethatsiegeofgrieffromher,Betroth’d,andwouldhavemarriedherperforceToCountyParis.Thencomesshetome,Andwithwildlooks,bidmedevisesomemeansToridherfromthissecondmarriage,Orinmycelltherewouldshekillherself.ThengaveIher,sotutoredbymyart,Asleepingpotion,whichsotookeffectAsIintended,foritwroughtonherTheformofdeath.MeantimeIwrittoRomeoThatheshouldhithercomeasthisdirenightTohelptotakeherfromherborrow’dgrave,Beingthetimethepotion’sforceshouldcease.Buthewhichboremyletter,FriarJohn,Wasstay’dbyaccident;andyesternightReturn’dmyletterback.ThenallaloneAttheprefixedhourofherwakingCameItotakeherfromherkindred’svault,MeaningtokeephercloselyatmycellTillIconvenientlycouldsendtoRomeo.ButwhenIcame,someminuteerethetimeOfherawaking,hereuntimelylayThenobleParisandtrueRomeodead.Shewakes;andIentreatedhercomeforthAndbearthisworkofheavenwithpatience.Butthenanoisedidscaremefromthetomb;Andshe,toodesperate,wouldnotgowithme,But,asitseems,didviolenceonherself.AllthisIknow;andtothemarriageHerNurseisprivy.AndifoughtinthisMiscarriedbymyfault,letmyoldlifeBesacrific’d,somehourbeforehistime,Untotherigourofseverestlaw.
PRINCE.
Westillhaveknowntheeforaholyman.Where’sRomeo’sman?Whatcanhesaytothis?
BALTHASAR.IbroughtmymasternewsofJuliet’sdeath,AndtheninposthecamefromMantuaTothissameplace,tothissamemonument.Thisletterheearlybidmegivehisfather,Andthreaten’dmewithdeath,goinginthevault,IfIdepartednot,andlefthimthere.
PRINCE.Givemetheletter,Iwilllookonit.WhereistheCounty’sPagethatrais’dthewatch?Sirrah,whatmadeyourmasterinthisplace?
PAGE.Hecamewithflowerstostrewhislady’sgrave,Andbidmestandaloof,andsoIdid.Anoncomesonewithlighttoopethetomb,Andbyandbymymasterdrewonhim,AndthenIranawaytocallthewatch.
PRINCE.ThisletterdothmakegoodtheFriar’swords,Theircourseoflove,thetidingsofherdeath.AndherehewritesthathedidbuyapoisonOfapoor’pothecary,andtherewithalCametothisvaulttodie,andliewithJuliet.Wherebetheseenemies?Capulet,Montague,Seewhatascourgeislaiduponyourhate,Thatheavenfindsmeanstokillyourjoyswithlove!AndI,forwinkingatyourdiscordstoo,Havelostabraceofkinsmen.Allarepunish’d.
CAPULET.ObrotherMontague,givemethyhand.Thisismydaughter’sjointure,fornomoreCanIdemand.
MONTAGUE.ButIcangivetheemore,ForIwillraiseherstatueinpuregold,ThatwhilesVeronabythatnameisknown,Thereshallnofigureatsuchratebeset
AsthatoftrueandfaithfulJuliet.
CAPULET.AsrichshallRomeo’sbyhislady’slie,Poorsacrificesofourenmity.
PRINCE.Agloomingpeacethismorningwithitbrings;Thesunforsorrowwillnotshowhishead.Gohence,tohavemoretalkofthesesadthings.Someshallbepardon’d,andsomepunished,ForneverwasastoryofmorewoeThanthisofJulietandherRomeo.
[Exeunt.]
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