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Cool Hand Ukes

Performance playlist

Rockin’ All Over the World

Johnny B Goode

Just Wanna Dance the Night Away

Five Foot Two

Eight Days a Week

Delilah

Bad Moon Rising

Things

Wanna Be Like You

Lady Madonna

Elvis Medley

Urban Spaceman

Folson Prison / Pinball

Always Look on the Bright Side

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Rockin’ All Over the World

Intro: [C] / / / / / / / / (two bars of C) [C] Ah here we are and here we are and here we go [F] All aboard and we're hitting the road Here we [C] go,[G] rockin' all over the [C] world [C] Ah giddy-up and giddy-up and get away [F] We're going crazy and we're going today Here we [C] go, [G]rockin' all over the [C] world [C] And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it I [F] li-li-like it, li-li-like Here we [C] go,[G] rockin' all over the [C] world [C] I'm gonna tell your mama what you're gonna do [F] Come on out with your dancing shoes Here we [C] go,[G] rockin' all over the [C] world [C] And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it I [F] li-li-like it, li-li-like Here we [C] go,[G] rockin' all over the [C] world [C] And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it I [F] li-li-like it, li-li-like Here we [C] go, [G] rockin' all over the [C] world [C] And I like it, I like [C7] it, I like it, I like it I [F] li-li-like it, li-[D7]li-like Here we [C] go,[G] rockin' all over the [C] world Outro x 2 (with kazoos) [C] / / / / [C7] / / / / [F] / / / / [D7] / / / / [C] / / / / [G] / / / / [C] / / / / [C] / / / / x2

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Johnny B Goode

Intro Four bars of A

Deep [A] down in Louisiana close to New Orleans Way back up in the woods among the evergreens There [D] stood a log cabin made of earth and wood Where [A] lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode Who [E7] never ever learned to read or [G] write so well, but he could [A] play the UKULELE like a ringin’ a bell. Go…o… Chorus [A] Go go, Johnny go go Go go Johnny go go [D] Go go Johnny go go [A] Go go Johnny go go [E7] go! Johnny B. [A] Goode… He used to [A] put his UKULELE in a gunny sack and go sit beneath a tree by the railroad track. An [D] engineers could see him sitting in the shade [A] strummin’ to the rhythm that the drivers made [E7] People passing by… they would stop and say Oh [A] my but that little country boy can play. Go…o… Chorus His [A] mother told him “someday you will be a man” And you will be the leader of a big ole’ band [D] Many, many people come from miles around to [A] hear your UKULELE till the sun go down [E7] Maybe someday your name will [G] be in lights Sayin’ [A] ‘Johnny B. Goode tonight’. Go…o… Chorus x2

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Just Wanna Dance the Night Away

Calypso strum (DDU UDU)

Intro [F]/[C7] * 4

[F] Here comes my [C7] happiness a-[F]-gain, [C7]

[F] Right back to [C7] where it should have [F] been. [C7]

[F] 'Cause now she's [C7] gone and I am [F] free, [C7]

[F] And she can't [C7] do a thing to [F] me. [C7]

Chorus

[F] I just wanna [C7] dance the night a-[F]-way [C7]

[F] With Senho-[C7]-ritas who can [F] sway. [C7]

[F] Right now to-[C7]-morrow's looking [F] bright, [C7]

[F] Just like the [C7] sunny morning [F] light. [C7]

And [F] if you should [C7] see her, [F] please let her [C7] know That I'm [F] well - [C7] as you can [F] tell. [C7]

And [F] if she should [C7] tell you, that [F] she wants me [C7] back, Tell her [F] "No" - [C7] I gotta [F] go. [C7]

Chorus

And [F] if you should [C7] see her, [F] please let her [C7] know That I'm [F] well - [C7] as you can [F] tell. [C7]

And [F] if she should [C7] tell you, that [F] she wants me [C7] back, Tell her [F] "No" - [C7] I gotta [F] go. [C7]

Chorus twice

Outro [F]/[C7] 5 single strokes x 6 then [F] [F] [F] single down strokes

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Five Foot Two

Intro : D7 G7 C G7 (play briskly and sing in ragtime style)

[C] Five foot two, [E7] eyes of blue But [A7] oh! what those five foot could do, Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen my [C] girl? [G7] [C] Turned up nose, [E7] turned down hose [A7] Flapper? Yes sir, one of those! Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen my [C] girl? Now if you [E7] run into a five foot two, [A7] covered in fur, [D7] Diamond rings and all those things, [G7] Betcha' life [STOP] it isn't her! But, [C] could she love, [E7] could she woo? [A7] Could she, could she, could she coo? Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen my [C] girl? [C] Five foot two, [E7] eyes of blue But [A7] oh! what those five foot could do, Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen my [C] girl? [G7] [C] Turned up nose, [E7] turned down hose [A7] Flapper? Yes sir, one of those! Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen my [C] girl? Now if you [E7] run into a five foot two, [A7] covered in fur, [D7] Diamond rings and all those things, [G7] Betcha' life [STOP] it isn't her! But, [C] could she love, [E7] could she woo? [A7] Could she, could she, could she coo? Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen my anybody [G7] seen my [D7] anybody [G7] seen my [C] girl?

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Eight Days a Week

Intro: [C] [D7] [F] [C] x 2 [C] Ooh I need your [D7] love babe [F] guess you know it's [C] true [C] Hope you need my [D7] love babe [F] just like I need [C] you [Am] Hold me [F] love me [Am] hold me [D7] love me [C] Ain't got nothing but [D7] love babe [F] eight days a [C] week [C] Love you every [D7] day girl [F] always on my [C] mind [C] One thing I can [D7] say girl [F] love you all the [C] time [Am] Hold me [F] love me [Am] hold me [D7] love me [C] Ain't got nothing but [D7] love babe [F] eight days a [C] week [G] Eight days a week I [Am] love you [D7] Eight days a week is [F] not enough to [G7] show I care [C] Ooh I need your [D7] love babe [F] guess you know it's [C] true [C] Hope you need my [D7] love babe [F] just like I need [C] you [Am] Hold me [F] love me [Am] hold me [D7] love me [C] Ain't got nothing but [D7] love babe [F] eight days a [C] week [G] Eight days a week I [Am] love you [D7] Eight days a week is [F] not enough to [G7] show I care [C] Love you every [D7] day girl [F] always on my [C] mind [C] One thing I can [D7] say girl [F] love you all the [C] time [Am] Hold me [F] love me [Am] hold me [D7] love me [C] Ain't got nothing but [D7] love babe [F] eight days a [C] week [F] Eight days a [C] week [F] Eight days a [C] week [C] [C] [D7] [D7] [F] [F] [C]

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Delilah

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Bad Moon Rising

Intro [C] [G] [F] [C] x 2

[C] I see the [G] bad [F] moon [C] rising, [C] I see [G] trouble [F] on the [C] way [C] I see [G] earth[F]quakes and [C] lightning, [C] I see [G] bad [F] times [C] today [F] Don't go around tonight, Well it's [C] bound to take your life [G] There's a [F] bad moon on the [C] rise [C] [G] [F] [C] x 2 [C] I hear [G] hurri-[F]canes [C] blowing, [C] I know the [G] end is [F] coming [C] soon [C] I fear [G] rivers [F] over-[C]flowing, [C] I hear the [G] voice of [F] rage and [C] ruin [F] Don't go around tonight, Well it's [C] bound to take your life [G] There's a [F] bad moon on the [C] rise [C] [G] [F] [C] x 2 [C] Hope you [G] got your [F] things [C] together, [C] hope you are [G] quite [F] prepared to [C] die [C] Looks like we're [G] in for [F] nasty [C] weather, [C] One eye is [G] taken [F] for an [C] eye [F] Don't go around tonight, Well it's [C] bound to take your life [G] There's a [F] bad moon on the [C] rise [F] Don't go around tonight, Well it's [C] bound to take your life [G] There's a [F] bad moon on the [C] rise [G] There's a [F] bad moon on the [C] rise [G] There's a [F] bad moon on the [C] rise [C] [G] [C]

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Things

Boys in Blue Girls in Red All in Black Intro: [C]/// [C]/// [C]/// [C]/// [C] Every night I sit here by my window (window) Staring at the lonely ave [G7] nue (avenue) [C] Watching lovers holding hands and [F] laughing (laughing) [C] And thinking ‘bout the [G7] things we used to [C] do [C] [NC] Thinking of [G7] things, like a walk in the park [C] Things, like a kiss in the dark [G7] Things, like a sailboat ride [C] [Stop] What about the night we cried? [F] Things, like a lovers vow, [C] Things that we don't do now [G7] Thinking ‘bout the things we used to [C] do [C///] [C] Memories are all I have to cling to (cling to) And heartaches are the friends I'm talking [G7] to (talking to) [C] When I'm not thinking of just how much I [F] loved you (loved you) [C] Well I'm thinking ‘bout the [G7] things we used to [C] do [C///] [NC] Thinking of [G7] things, like a walk in the park [C] Things, like a kiss in the dark [G7] Things, like a sailboat ride [C] [Stop] What about the night we cried? [F] Things, like a lovers vow, [C] Things that we don't do now [G7] Thinking ‘bout the things we used to [C] do [C///] [C] I still can hear the jukebox softly playing (playing) And the face I see each day belongs to [G7] you (belong to you) Though there's [C] not a single sound and there’s [F] nobody else around Well it's [C] just me thinking ‘bout the [G7] things we used to [C] do [C] [NC] Thinking of [G7] things, like a walk in the park [C] Things, like a kiss in the dark [G7] Things, like a sailboat ride [C] [Stop] What about the night we cried? [F] Things, like a lovers vow, [C] Things that we don't do now [G7] Thinking ‘bout the things we used to [C] do [C///] And the [G7] heartaches are the friends I'm talking [C] to You got me [G7] thinking ‘bout the things we used to [C] do, [G7] staring at the lonely ave [C] nue [C] [C]

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Wanna Be Like You

Intro : Rolling Am

Now [Am]I'm the king of the swingers Oh, the jungle V. I. [E7]P. I've reached the top and had to stop and that's what's botherin' [Am]me I wanna be a man, man-cub, and stroll right into [E7]town And be just like the other men, I'm tired of monkeyin' a[Am]'round! [G7] CHORUS oh [C]Oo- bee-doo, I wanna be like [A7]you ooh ooh I wanna [D7]walk like you, [G7]talk like you too, [C]ooh, ooh You'll [G7]see it's [C]true ooh, ooh, an ape like [A7]me, ee, ee Can [D7]learn to be hu-[G7]ooh-ooh-man [C]too, ooh, ooh Now [Am] don’t try to kid me man-cub I made a deal with [E7] you What I desire is man's red fire to make my dream come [Am] true Give me the secret man-cub, clue me what to [E7]do Give me the power of man's red flower so I can be like [Am] you [G7] CHORUS I [Am] like your mannerisms, we'll be a set of [E7]twins No one will know where man-cub ends and orangutan be[Am]gins And when I eat bananas, I won't peel them with my [E7]feet 'Cause I'll become a man-cub and learn some etti- [Am]keet. [G7 CHORUS

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Lady Madonna

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Elvis Medley (G)

Blue Suede Shoes Well, it's [G*]one for the money, [G*]two for the show, [G*]Three to get ready, now [G7]go cat go! But [C]don't you step on my blue suede [G]shoes. You can [D7]do anything, but lay [C]off of my blue suede [G]shoes. That’s Alright Mama Well, [G]that's alright, mama, that's alright for you That's alright mama, just [G7]anyway you do Well, [C]that's alright, that's alright. That's al[D7]right now mama, anyway you [G]do [Stop] Hound Dog [No chord] Well they said you was [G]high classed well that was just a lie Yeah they said you was [C]high classed well that was just a [G]lie Well you ain't[D]never caught a rabbit And you [C]ain't no friend of [G]mine [Stop] [No chord] You ain't nothin' but a [G]hound dog cryin' all the time You ain't nothin' but a [C]hound dog cryin' all the [G]time Well you ain't[D]never caught a rabbit And you [C]ain't no friend of [G]mine [Stop] Instrumental (12 bar blues)

G G G G7 C C G G7 D7 C G

Teddy Bear [G] Baby let me be, your [C] lovin’ teddy [G] bear [C] Put a chain around my neck, and lead me any [G] where Oh let me [D] be [STOP] (oh let me be) Your teddy [G] bear Oh let me [D] be [STOP] (oh let me be) Your teddy [G] bear, I just wanna be your [D] teddy [G] bear [STOP]

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Urban Spaceman

Intro (no singing - play kazoo):

[G] I'm the urban spaceman baby [A] I've got speed [C] I've got [D] everything I [G] need [G] I'm the urban spaceman baby [A] I've got speed [C] I've got [D] everything I [G] need [G] I'm the urban spaceman baby [A] I can fly I'm a [C] super[D]sonic [G] guy I [Em] don't need pleasure I [C] don't feel [G] pain [C] If you were to [G] knock me down I'd [A] just get up a[D]gain [G] I'm the urban spaceman baby [A] I'm making out [C] I'm [D] all [G] about Instrumental (no singing - play kazoo):

[G] I'm the urban spaceman baby [A] I've got speed [C] I've got [D] everything I [G] need I [Em] wake up every morning with a [C] smile upon my [G] face [C] My natural [G] exuberance spills [A] out all over the [D] place Instrumental (no singing - play kazoo):

[G] I'm the urban spaceman baby [A] I've got speed [C] I've got [D] everything I [G] need [G] I'm the urban spaceman I'm in[A]telligent and clean [C] Know [D] what I [G] mean [G] I'm the urban spaceman as a [A] lover second to none [C] It's a [D] lot of [G] fun I [Em] never let my friends down I've [C] never made a [G] boob [C] I'm a glossy [G] magazine an [A] advert on the [D] tube [G] I'm the urban spaceman baby [A] here comes the twist [C] I [D] don't [G] exist Outro (no singing - with kazoo):

[G] I'm the urban spaceman baby [A] I've got speed [C] I've got [D] everything I [G] need

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Pinball / Folsom Medley First verse, a few Kazoo’s, playing Folsom melody throughout

[A] Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball. From Soho down to Brighton I must have [A7] played them all. But I [D] ain't seen nothing like him, in any amusement[A] hall... That deaf, [E7] dumb and blind kid [E7]Sure plays a mean [A]pinball [Asus4] [A] [Asus4] [A] Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball. From Soho down to Brighton I must have [A7] played them all. But I [D] ain't seen nothing like him, in any amusement[A] hall... That deaf, [E7] dumb and blind kid [E7]Sure plays a mean [A]pinball [Asus4] [A] [Asus4] [A]When I was just a baby my mama told me ‘Son, Always be a good boy; don't [A7]ever play with guns. But I [D]shot a man in Reno just to watch him [A]die When I [E7]hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and [A]cry. [Asus4] [A] [Asus4] [A]Ain't got no distractions Can't hear no buzzers and bells, Don't see no lights a-flashin' Plays by [A7]sense of smell. Always [D]gets a replay Never seen him [A]fall. That deaf, [E7] dumb and blind kid [E7]Sure plays a mean [A]pinball! [Asus4] [A] [Asus4] [A]I bet there's rich folks eatin’, in a fancy dining car They're probably drinkin' coffee, and [A7]smokin’ big cigars. Well I [D]know I had it comin’, I know I can't be [A]free But those [E7]people keep a movin', and that's what tortures [A]me. [Asus4] [A] [Asus4] [A]Even on my favourite table He can beat my best. His disciples lead him in And he just [A7]does the rest. He's got [D]crazy flipper fingers Never seen him [A7]fall... That deaf, [E7] dumb and blind kid [E7] Sure plays a mean [A*]pinball! (A* - finish on single strum of A)

Asus4

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Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

First verse, single strum on each chord Some [Am] things in life are [D7] bad, they can [G] really make you [Em] mad Other [Am] things just make you [D7] swear and [G] curse [Em] When you're [Am] chewing on life's [D7] gristle Don't [G] grumble give a [Em] whistle And [A7] this'll help things turn out for the [D7] best And [G] always [Em] look on the [Am] bright [D7] side of [G] life [Em] [Am] [D7] [G] Always [Em] look on the [Am] bright [D7] side of [G] life [Em] [Am] [D7] If [Am] life seems jolly [D7] rotten, there's [G] something you've [Em] forgotten And [Am] that's to laugh and [D7] smile and dance and [G] sing [Em] When you're [Am] feeling in the [D7] dumps, [G] don't be silly [Em] chumps Just [A7] purse your lips and whistle, that's the [D7] thing And [G] always [Em] look on the [Am] bright [D7] side of [G] life [Em] [Am] [D7] Come on, [G] Always [Em] look on the [Am] bright [D7] side of [G] life [Em] [Am] [D7] For [Am] life is quite [D7] absurd and [G] death's the final [Em] word You must [Am] always face the [D7] curtain with a [G] bow [Em] For-[Am]-get about your [D7] sin, give the [G] audience a [Em] grin En-[A7]-joy it - it's your last chance any-[D7]-how. So [G] always [Em] look on the [Am] bright [D7] side of [G] death [Em] [Am] [D7] [G] Just [Em] before you [Am] draw your [D7] terminal [G] breath [Em] [Am] [D7] [Am] Life's a piece of [D7] shit [G] when you look at [Em] it [Am] Life's a laugh and [D7] death's a joke it's [G] true [Em] You'll [Am] see it's all a [D7] show Keep 'em [G] laughing as you [Em] go Just [A7] remember that the last laugh is on [D7] you And [G] always [Em] look on the [Am] bright [D7] side of [G] life [Em] [Am] [D7] [G] Always [Em] look on the [Am] bright [D7] side of [G] life [Em] [Am] [D7] (Come on guys, cheer up) [G] Always [Em] look on the [Am] bright [D7] side of [G] life [Em] [Am] [D7] [G] Always [Em] look on the [Am] bright [D7] side of [G] life [Em] [Am] [D7]