ROBIN WILLIAMS

QUOTES

‘’Comedy is acting

out optimism.’’

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can

change the world.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense

negotiations every 28 days.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run

one at a time.

...poetry, beauty, romance, love - these are what we stay

alive for.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"

But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be.

I like my wine like my women -ready to pass out.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living

in the White House.

If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Do you think God gets stoned?I think so... Look at the platypus.

We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and

we'll bomb your cities.

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six foot tall RAT!

Some are born great. Someachieve greatness. Some getit as a graduation gift.

The worst thing in life is not to end up all alone. The worst thing

in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.

Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a

painful truth.

Rest in peace, Robin Williams...