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rHE Listen to The Y U Show 1 p.m., Sat. WFMJ VOLUME 38, NO. 11 Serving and Informing Its Readers YOUNGbTOWN UNIVERSITY Friday, December 8, 1961 Listen to The Y U Show 1 p.m., Sat. WFMJ ambar Editor fells Council )f Resignation David L. Quarterson, Jambar itor, presented his resignation im the school newspaper in a letter Student Council, Friday. Quarterson stated "There are many oblems facing the Jambar includ- g an insufficient number of staff ;mbers and lack of co-operation by iny people in the university as well the city, thus; making the editor- .ip a trying position." He told iuncil that as a senior interested graduate school, he needed to :vote most oi' his time to his udies. He did, however, say that ! would still be an active member the Jambar staff. In other council action, Larry ickitt, discipline committee chair- in, spoke to Youngstown's Police nief Cyril Smolko, and asked for ore police protection for the liversity. Chifcf Smolko assigned ree plainclothesmen to patrol the ounds in the evening, and a ' >ecial police cruiser to patrol the liversity's parking lots and the grounding vicinity. TO ROTC Corps "o Choose Queen The YU ROTC Corps will elect ~ onsor to represent them at all rps events including corps night d annual inspecting. . - She will be crowned queen of the litary Ball in F'ebruary. The qualifications for candidates e: 1) Be a full time student, 2) have cumulative average of 2.0, 3) must >t be on probation, and 4) must be a udent for at least one year after ection(In this case, Feb. 1963). Applications may be made by sub- itting a letter stating class rank, je, arid other necessary information « the Dean of Women's office by pm Dec. 15, in care of Sam Luse Larry Tackitt. 'falter Minzer Awarded rize from Tobacco Firm Waiter Minzner, a sophomore in ectrical Engineering, has been /arded a Philip Morris Work Scholar- ip for the second consecutive year. Minzner will serve as liaison ;tween the campus and Philip jrris offices and will develop ad- tftisin g and promotion proj ects - Ail full time freshmen and transfer women students are required to stop atthe dean of women's office. Main 210 lo- fill out a personal folder and have an interview with the, dean of women. THE IFC TOYS FOR TOTS drive has picked up considerably since last week when very few toys had been donated. This Greek organization," as have many others on campus, answered the call to brighten Christmas for underprivileged children. Contest Offers $1000 Top Prize A chance to win a thousand dollars is within the grasp this summer of any registered student at high school or college. There is also a bonus of a round-trip by air to New York and a gala evening's enter- tainment on Broadway. Entrants are asked to submit a 25-word statement on the color they prefer in their bathroom, and why. The contest opens on July 15. Entrees will be judged by three editors. A second prize of 5500 will also be awarded, as well as ten awards of S100 each. Announcement regarding the Martex Scholarship Award Color Contest is being made in the Back- to-School issue of Mademoiselle, in newspapers throughout the country and in the nations department stores. Entry blanks will be obtain- able in the Towel department. Foreign Student Center Offers Holiday Program The International Hospitality Center, Chicago, has announced a special holiday program for students, Dec. 19 to 31. A complete social and educational program has been arranged and special hotel rates are available ranging from $2 to $6 per person. Last year 524 visitors from 78 countries spent the holidays atthe Center. Complete information can be obtained from Mrs. Elizabeth Stern- berg, international student advisor. Council Seats Filled As One of Four Vote Just 914 Ballots Cast in Small Turnout Dana to Present Senior Recital;, Christmas Show Francis St. Clair, clarinet, and Andrew Domenick, trumpet, will be featured during senior recital at 8 pm Monday in Strouss Auditorium. Domenick and St. Clair are mem- bers of Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia, Dana Symphony, and the University Concert Band. Heading the annual . Christmas festival concert at 8 pm Thursday in Strouss Auditorium, will be the University Concert Choir and Men's Glee Club. Ralph Roberts of the Dana faculty will, direct traditional, classical and modern musical selections. The public is invited free of charge. ers \A Youngstown University student will have the opportunity to spend two months in Prance this summer through the Summer Work Exchange Program of Kiwanis International. Sponsored on campus by Circle K, a student between the ages of 18 and 26 with a workable knowledge of French will trade places with a French j;tudent. The student chosen from YU will spend two days at the University of Louisville in a training program, then leave for 60 days in France June 20, 1962. A job will be provided by a French chapter of Kiwanis International paying approximately 400 francs per month with which the student must pay room and board. Transportation, costing about $350, is paid for by the student and arranged by Kiwanis. Interested students are requested to contact Dean Gillespie for more information. No deadline has as yet been se_i^ Galante, Quarterson Attend fnter-Vraternity Conference Dom Galante, president of Inter Fraternity Council, and David L. Quarterson, IFC delegate, attended the 53rd annual National Interfrater- nity Conference at Boston, Mass., No*. 30 through Dec.. 3. 750 delegates from over 300 IFC's across the nation discussed prob- lems facing the fraternity system and suggested local remedies. Galante and Quarterson will pre- sent their report on the convention to IFC delegates .and fraternity presi- dents Sunday. Deadline News 'Graphs THE ANNUAL, RIL-Newman New York tour will be held Jan. 21 o 24. Interested students can obtain information from the Chaplin's >ffice. A BANQUET for IPC delegates and fraternity presidents will be eld 1:30 pm Sunday, at Francois Restaurant. Denny Barrett, foot- >all coach of Cardinal Mooney High School, is the featured speaker. THE CLASSICAL SOCIETY is seeking book donations for their tp-coming book sale. Contributions can be given to any society lember. DEADLINE FOR GREEK NEWS i s 4 pm Wednesday, 10 days Defore publication. No material will be accepted after that time. 2opy is to be deposited in the Jambar mail box, Registrar's Office STUDENT COUNCIL opened new offices at East Hall 16. The offices will be open 1 to 3 pm on school days for the convenience >f students desiring information on Council. » King Heads Student Club Henry Alexander Victor King, Philippines, was elected president of the International Students Organi- zation Dec. 1. Other officers elected include Nino Elia, Italy, vice-president; Regina Marie Zigler, United States, secretary; Borislan Vuksanovich, Yugoslavia, treasurer; Lorenzo Elia, Italy, social - chairman; and Dino Andre Prassinos, France, advisor The purpose of the group is to promote better relations between the countries they represent and with the United States. Meetings are held the first Friday of each month in First Christian Church. Advisor to the group is Mrs. Elizabeth Sternberg. . Exchange Students Can • Send Holiday Greetings Exchange students studying at The University will have an opportunity to record Christmas greetings to their families in their native countries through the . Mahoning Chapter, American Red Cross. A Dec. 15 deadline has been set up by the local chapter to assure the, records re aching their destinations in time. Appointments are being taken from 1 to 5 pm now through Dec. 15 weekdays with all Saturday appoints ments from 9 am to noon. Judy Garland, one of two incumbents seeking re-election to Student Council, heads a slate of 12 mem- bers chosen to the organization in elections Monday and Tuesday in Strouss Auditorium. In addition to Miss Garland, others elected to fill the three'Liberal Arts seats include Steve Kurosky and Mike Mahan. Some 9 l 4 votes were cast in the election out of a total of approxi- mately 4000 full-time students eligible tofvote. The four seats in Business Ad- ministration went to Paul Banoci, Ron Lautzenheiser, Fred Romig, and Larry Ryan. - Joan Marsh was elected to the single vacancy in the School of Education. Two seats were available in the most talked about category, independent-at-large. These seats were won by Linda Belinky and Rudy Schlais. • The two seats in the School of Engineering were won by Robert Cooley and Michael Szmay. The 13 remaining Council seats - will 'come up for election in May, 1962. . ' Post-Grad Prize Offered by ABC Youngstown University students are eligible for a post-graduate scholarship and a 3-day expense paid trip to New York and Washing-. ton through the Edward P. Morgan Essay Contest. This contest, sponsor^Wiy the AFL-CIO, ABC Radio Network, and Fulman, Feiner & Company, is open to all undergraduate college students in the U.S. The subject is "Youth 's Role in U.S. Foreign Policy." Each . contestant may submit any number of essays, each having a maximum of 600 words. • . • Each of the first-prize winners, one / male and one female, will meet with various leaders of government, labor, and the broadcasting industry. Each of the 10 semi-finalists will receive a complete set of the 1962 Encyclo- pedia Britannica. The entries will be judged on merits of content, originality, and form by a panel composed of Under Secretary of State Bowles, Senator Fullbright, Senator Dirksen, R. Sargent Shriver, and Edward P. Morgan. All entries must be mailed before midnight, Dec. 31 to: Edward P. Morgan Essay Contest '-; P.O. Box 75 Mount Vernon 10, New York THE WARNING came too late or was not heeded by the unfortunate owner of this automobile parked in the First Christian Church parking lot, as the tow truck performs its all too often repeated task. Honorary Music Fraternity Adds to Sterns Scholarship Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia,.-;honorary music fraternity, presented some !J250 to Dana School of Music for the Henry V. Sterns .scholarship-fund. The money is from the proceeds of the fraternity's, annual "Reflections in Jazz" cpncert.;The scholarship is given in honor of the late-Dr. H.V., Sterns, former member-of the Dana faculty and advisor to the music iraternity.

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r H E Listen to

The Y U Show 1 p.m., Sat.

W F M J V O L U M E 38, N O . 11

Serving and Informing Its Readers

Y O U N G b T O W N U N I V E R S I T Y F r i d a y , December 8, 1961

Listen to The Y U Show

1 p.m., Sat. W F M J

ambar Editor fells Council )f Resignation David L . Quarterson, Jambar itor, presented his resignation im the school newspaper in a letter Student Council , Friday.

Quarterson stated "There are many oblems facing the Jambar includ-g an insufficient number of staff ;mbers and lack of co-operation by iny people in the university as well

the c ity , thus; making the editor-.ip a trying posit ion." He told iuncil that as a senior interested

graduate school, he needed to :vote most oi' his time to his udies. He did, however, say that ! would s t i l l be an active member the Jambar staff.

In other council action, Larry ickitt , discipline committee chair-i n , spoke to Youngstown's Pol ice nief Cyr i l Smolko, and asked for ore police protection for the liversity. Chifcf Smolko assigned ree plainclothesmen to patrol the ounds in the evening, and a

' >ecial police cruiser to patrol the liversity's parking lots and the grounding vicinity.

TO R O T C Corps "o Choose Queen The Y U ROTC Corps wi l l elect ~ onsor to represent them at a l l rps events including corps night d annual inspecting. . -

She wil l be crowned queen of the litary Ba l l in F'ebruary.

The qualifications for candidates e: 1) Be a full time student, 2) have cumulative average of 2.0, 3) must >t be on probation, and 4) must be a udent for at least one year after ection(In this case, Feb. 1963).

Applications may be made by sub-itting a letter stating class rank, je, arid other necessary information « the Dean of Women's office by pm Dec. 15, in care of Sam Luse

• Larry Tackitt.

'falter Minzer Awarded rize from Tobacco Firm

Waiter Minzner, a sophomore in ectrical Engineering, has been /arded a Ph i l ip Morris Work Scholar-ip for the second consecutive year.

Minzner wi l l serve as l iaison ;tween the campus and Phi l ip jrris offices and wi l l develop ad-tftisin g and promotion proj ects -

A i l full time freshmen and transfer women students are required to stop atthe dean of women's office. Main 210 lo-f i l l out a personal folder and have an interview with the, dean of women.

THE IFC TOYS FOR TOTS drive has picked up considerably since last week when very few toys had been donated. This Greek organization," as have many others on campus, answered the call to brighten Christmas

for underprivileged children.

Contest Offers $1000 Top Prize

A chance to win a thousand dollars is within the grasp this summer of any registered student at high school or college. There is also a bonus of a round-trip by air to New York and a gala evening's enter­tainment on Broadway.

Entrants are asked to submit a 25-word statement on the color they prefer in their bathroom, and why. The contest opens on July 15. Entrees w i l l be judged by three editors.

A second prize of 5500 wil l also be awarded, as well as ten awards of S100 each.

Announcement regarding the Martex Scholarship Award Color Contest is being made in the Back-to-School issue of Mademoiselle, in newspapers throughout the country and in the nations department stores. Entry blanks wi l l be obtain­able in the Towel department.

Foreign Student Center

Offers Holiday Program The International Hospitality

Center, Chicago, has announced a special holiday program for students, Dec. 19 to 31.

A complete social and educational program has been arranged and special hotel rates are available ranging from $2 to $6 per person.

Last year 524 visitors from 78 countries spent the holidays atthe Center.

Complete information can be obtained from Mrs. Elizabeth Stern­berg, international student advisor.

Council Seats Filled As One of Four Vote

Just 914 Ballots Cast in Small

Turnout Dana to Present Senior

Recital;, Christmas Show Francis St. Clair , clarinet, and

Andrew Domenick, trumpet, w i l l be featured during senior recital at 8 pm Monday in Strouss Auditorium.

Domenick and St. Cla i r are mem­bers of P h i Mu Alpha Sinfonia, Dana Symphony, and the University Concert Band.

Heading the annual . Christmas festival concert at 8 pm Thursday in Strouss Auditorium, wi l l be the University Concert Choir and Men's Glee Club.

Ralph Roberts of the Dana faculty w i l l , direct traditional, c lass i ca l and modern musical selections. The public is invited free of charge.

ers \A Youngstown U n i v e r s i t y student w i l l have the opportunity to

spend two months in Prance this summer through the Summer Work Exchange Program of K i w a n i s International .

Sponsored on campus by Circle K, a student between the ages of 18 and 26 with a workable knowledge of French wi l l trade places with a French j;tudent.

The student chosen from Y U wi l l spend two days at the University of Louisv i l le in a training program, then leave for 60 days in France June 20, 1962.

A job wi l l be provided by a French chapter of Kiwanis International paying approximately 400 francs per month with which the student must pay room and board. Transportation, costing about $350, is paid for by the student and arranged by Kiwanis.

Interested students are requested to contact Dean Gil lespie for more information. No deadline has as yet been se_i

Galante, Quarterson Attend fnter-Vraternity Conference

Dom Galante, president of Inter Fraternity Council , and David L . Quarterson, I F C delegate, attended the 53rd annual National Interfrater-nity Conference at Boston, Mass., No*. 30 through Dec.. 3.

750 delegates from over 300 I F C ' s across the nation discussed prob­lems facing the fraternity system and suggested local remedies.

Galante and Quarterson wi l l pre­sent their report on the convention to I F C delegates .and fraternity presi­dents Sunday.

Deadline News 'Graphs THE ANNUAL, RIL -Newman New York tour w i l l be he ld J a n . 21

o 24. Interested students can obtain information from the C h a p l i n ' s >ffice.

A BANQUET for I P C delegates and fraternity presidents w i l l be eld 1:30 pm Sunday, at F r a n c o i s Restaurant . Denny Barrett , foot->all coach of C a r d i n a l Mooney H i g h School , i s the featured speaker .

THE CLASSICAL SOCIETY i s seek ing book donations for their tp-coming book s a l e . Contr ibut ions can be given to any soc iety lember.

DEADLINE FOR GREEK NEWS i s 4 pm Wednesday, 10 days Defore publ icat ion . N o material w i l l be accepted after that t ime. 2opy i s to be deposited in the Jambar mai l box, Reg is t rar ' s Office

STUDENT COUNCIL opened new offices at E a s t H a l l 16. The offices w i l l be open 1 to 3 pm on schoo l days for the convenience >f students d e s i r i n g information on C o u n c i l . »

King Heads Student Club

Henry Alexander Victor King, Phi l ippines , was elected president of the International Students Organi­zation Dec. 1.

Other officers elected include Nino E l i a , Italy, vice-president; Regina Marie Zigler, United States, secretary; Borislan Vuksanovich, Yugoslavia, treasurer; Lorenzo E l i a , Italy, social - chairman; and Dino Andre Prassinos, France, advisor

The purpose of the group is to promote better relations between the countries they represent and with the United States.

Meetings are held the first Friday of each month in Firs t Christian Church. Advisor to the group is Mrs. Elizabeth Sternberg. .

Exchange Students Can •

Send Holiday Greetings Exchange students studying at The

University wil l have an opportunity to record Christmas greetings to their families in their native countries through the . Mahoning Chapter, American Red Cross.

A Dec. 15 deadline has been set up by the local chapter to assure the, records re aching their destinations in time. Appointments are being taken from 1 to 5 pm now through Dec. 15 weekdays with al l Saturday appoints ments from 9 am to noon.

Judy Garland, one of two incumbents seeking re-election to Student Council , heads a slate of 12 mem­bers chosen to the organization in elections Monday and Tuesday in Strouss Auditorium.

In addition to Miss Garland, others elected to f i l l the three'Liberal Arts seats include Steve Kurosky and Mike Mahan.

Some 9 l 4 votes were cast in the election out of a total of approxi­mately 4000 full-time students

eligible tofvote.

The four seats in Business A d ­ministration went to Paul Banoci, Ron Lautzenheiser, Fred Romig, and Larry Ryan. -

Joan Marsh was elected to the single vacancy in the School of Education.

Two seats were available in the most talked about category, independent-at-large. These seats were won by Linda Belinky and Rudy Schlais.

• The two seats in the School of Engineering were won by Robert Cooley and Michael Szmay.

The 13 remaining Council seats -wil l 'come up for election in May, 1962. . • • '

Post-Grad Prize Offered by ABC

Youngstown University students are eligible for a post-graduate scholarship and a 3-day expense paid trip to New York and Washing-. ton through the Edward P . Morgan Essay Contest.

This contest, sponsor^Wiy the A F L - C I O , A B C Radio Network, and Fulman, Feiner & Company, is open to a l l undergraduate college students in the U.S. The subject i s "Youth's Role in U.S. Foreign P o l i c y . " Each . contestant may submit any number of essays, each having a maximum of 600 words. • . •

Each of the first-prize winners, one / male and one female, w i l l meet with various leaders of government, labor, and the broadcasting industry. Each of the 10 semi-finalists w i l l receive a complete set of the 1962 Encyclo­pedia Britannica.

The entries wi l l be judged on merits of content, originality, and form by a panel composed of Under Secretary of State Bowles, Senator Fullbright, Senator Dirksen, R. Sargent Shriver, and Edward P . Morgan.

A l l entries must be mailed before midnight, Dec. 31 to:

Edward P . Morgan Essay Contest '-; P .O . Box 75

Mount Vernon 10, New York

THE W A R N I N G came too late or was not heeded by the unfortunate owner of this automobile parked in the F i r s t Christian Church parking

lot, as the tow truck performs its al l too often repeated task.

Honorary Music Fraternity Adds to Sterns Scholarship

Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia,.-;honorary music fraternity, presented some !J250 to Dana School of Music for the Henry V. Sterns .scholarship-fund.

The money is from the proceeds of the fraternity's, annual "Reflections in J a z z " cpncert.;The scholarship is given in honor of the late-Dr. H.V., Sterns, former member-of the Dana faculty and advisor to the music iraternity.

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P A G E TWO UNIVERSITY JAMBAR Friday, December 8, IS

T H E U N I V E R S I T Y J A M B A R Serving- and Informing Its Readers

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. D A V I D L . Q U A R T E R S O N , Editor

T H O M A S J . S T A F F O R D , Business Manager

M I K E D R A P K I N , managing Editor

R I C H A R D P. C O L L I N S . Managing Editor

0. R I C H A R D G L A S N A P P , Campus Editor • * *

C I R C L E K . I N T E R N A T I O N A L , Circulation • • «

Published weekly except during vacation and examination periods. /

Traffic Blocks Left Turns A friend of ours, not a U n i v e r s i t y student, re lates an inter ­

es t ing itero concerning the Wick A v e . - Spring St . in tersec t i on . He t e l l s of a Sunday afternoon, not long ago, when he was i n h i s car i n Spring St . wa i t ing to make a left turn and head North on Wick A v e . A c r o s s Wick A v e . (on the Wick O v a l s ide of Spring St. ) there was a car wait ing to make a left turn to head South towards downtown.

Both cars had their turn s i g n a l s on as they, waited for traffic to c lear .

A s our M e n d t e l l s i t , a l l they cou ld do was wait , wa i t , wai t , then wai t some more. E a c h time they thought they had a c lear path, another car would come r o l l i n g along Wick A v e . Our friend estimates he waited in Spring St . four minutes to make h i s left turn and when he f i n a l l y d id make i t , the car at the other s ide of the inter ­sec t i on had jus t found a c lear enough path to move.

We relate th i s story to i l lus t rate the need for a traffic l i ght at this intersec t ion .

A count of Sunday afternoon traff ic pass ing The Jambar off ice shows 260 cars" t rave l ing North in Wick A v e . and 200 moving South i n the period between 3:15 pm and 4:15 pm.

T h i s figure increases during weekdays as motorists t rave l to and from downtown conducting their bus iness a n d students park and dr ive .in the U n i v e r s i t y area.

The Jambar be l ieves the only so lut ion to the problem here i s a traff ic s i g n a l which would space the flow of traff ic more evenly and a l l o w for safer movement of pedestrians and automobiles at t h i s in tersec t i on .

Are You A "Tipid Tillie?" Why are you in co l l ege? T h e most common reasons echoed again

and again-among students seem to be " T o get an e d u c a t i o n " " T o make more m o n e y , " or (and most often) " T o f ind a husband (or -wife) . "

B u t co l lege l i f e i s , or should be, more than merely these answers ; it should be a part of your l i f e - - more than, merely your hours spent

, i n c l a s s , the snack bar or. ca feter ia . Within each of us should be a ^strong desire to do our best, rather than f ind ourse lves being s a t i s ­

f ied with doing l e s s . Can you imagine such a world? Under these condit ions a type of

Utopia would ex i s t . Wishy-washy, nonchalant people , sometimes referred to as being " T i p i d T i l l i e s , " would be ext inct as everyone would be taking an av id interest in a l l they d i d .

Sometimes people confuse th i s i d e a without r e a l i z i n g i t . These are the people whom you w i l l f ind worrying about their term paper or that long-range assignment whi le they are at a dance or party. More often, i t e x i s t s i n reverse order. For example, the student who p lans , during c l a s s , whom he w i l l take to the dance next week, or the girl who carves her boyfr iend 's name into the desks .

There are many people at Y U , but a l l they are i s " H E R E " ! They don't vote in e l e c t i ons , take part in extra-curricular a c t i ­v i t i e s or even go to the univers i ty dances .

These same students, in many c a s e s , are the ones who don't even bother reading the schoo l paper, so they don't even know that I 'm d i rec t ing this column at them. There i s no way to get these students interested, i t seems, because many of them lack the motivation to act - - l e t alone to try doing the i r ' bes t .

¥ now Gorfc's been hacking

away at that invention oPhis?

...Calls it

doesn't he?

True, but

...Odd why name, quibble

Wheel." over semantics!.

By So l ! From his dejection

one would think, civilization has been eet back

100 years*

Weapons Needed to Win By BONNER F E L L E R S , Brig. Gen., U.S. Army, Retired

The effective free world mi l i tary s h i e l d Is our nuclear s t r i k i n g power. It i s the only d e c i s i v e force which stands between f ree - ' dom and s lavery .

North American Treaty Organizat ion . (NATO) came into, ex i s tenc t in 1.949 when the Uni ted States, Canada and ten Western European nations formed an a l l i a n c e by treaty agreeing that " a n ' armed attack aga inst one or more of them i n Europe and North A m e r i c a s h a l l be considered an attack against them a l l . "

Proponents of the N A T O defense c a l l i t a s h i e l d . A c t u a l l y i t i s s: thin s h e l l , eas i l y p ierced .

D E F E N S E PROPONENTS boast that s i n c e N A T O ' s incept ion the Reds have not taken one square foot of Western Europe . However , i f the K r e m l i n has had or has now aggressive intent aga inst Western Europe, i t w a s n o t t h e N A T O s h e l l which has deterred attack.. S inco World War II the Uni ted States has possessed nuclear bombs and bombers (Strategic A i r Command) which qu i ck ly could destroy any target on the earth. T h i s counter force was and s t i l l Is fearsome . enough to discourage a Red invas ion of Europe . . I t was th i s s t r i k i n g force (SAC) of which Sir Winston C h u r c h i l l spoke, March 31, 1949:

" 1 must not conceal from you the truth as I see i t . It i s certain that Europe would have been communized and London under bombardment some time ago but for the deterrent of the atomic bomb in the hands of the Uni ted S t a t e s . "

We face a ruthless enemy in the K r e m l i n whose announced goal i s a Communist dominated world. With modern weapons and from bases in R u s s i a , the Reds have the capab i l i ty of destroying any

target anywhere on earth. There are no natural barriers J to deter such an attack.

U n l e s s the Uni ted ' States p o s s e s s e s suf f i c ient nuc lear s t r i k i n g power to deter a major war, there i s no ef fect ive barrier aga inst Communist world domination by force.

THE KREMLIN'S terr i f i c s t r i k i n g power, and the i n a b i l i t y or un­wi l l ingness of our A l l i e s to create a modern mi l i tary capabi l i ty ha,s caused them to drift toward a neutral pos i t i on .

Modern weapons have, changed the meaning of a l l i a n c e s . The Soviet s t r i k i n g power i s so great\thatthe moment war i s imminent the K r e m l i n i s l i k e l y s u c c e s s f u l l y to b l a c k m a i l our a l l i e s into neu­t r a l i t y .

In the c i r cumstances , the Uni ted States, to surv ive , has no choice other than to maintain superior nuclear s t r i k i n g power now and for the forseeable future. A t a l l c os t s i t i s imperative that we b e p r s -pared to stand a lone . 7 - .

HOWEVER, despi te fearsom'e R e d threats , defense weapons v i t a l to our future security are being dangerously e l iminated .

They are weapons which we must have i f we are to win the c o l d war and prevent an a l l - out con f l i c t .

The f i s c a l year 1962 budget makes no prov i s i on for the eventual replacement of intercont inental bombers. Is i t planned to permit our defenses to drift into second p lace?

:tn cutt ing out s o - c a l l e d f i rs t - s tr ike weapons, the B-70 bomber development and production has been e l iminated and the Aircra f t Nuc lear P r o p u l s i o n ( A N P ) Program has been c a n c e l l e d .

In e l iminat ing production of the B-70 bomber, only two prototypes, aircraft but not bombers, are to be b u i l t .

t thas been ca l cu la ted that were a B-70 bomberforce in ex is tence , i t would costthe Soviets $40 b i l l i o n to bu i ld a defense aga inst i t . L i t t l e wonder thatthe Reds object to i t s development!

A thorough study of the effect of the A N P c a n c e l l a t i o n on our nat ional defense leads one to conclude that the Pres ident has been i l l - a d v i s e d .

' •' . On A p r i l 1 1 , 1 9 6 1 , be forethe House Committee on Armed Serv i ces , the Defense Secretary recommended that the A N P project " n o longer be c o n t i n u e d . " He added: " T h e A N P project has suffered from chronic o v e r o p t i m i s m . "

T h i s i s a strange attitude toward a revolutionary development program. From the Secretary 's remarks, i s one to conclude tt.at chronic overoptimism i s detrimental to s u c c e s s in a complex, pioneer development program?

The s a v i n g effected-by scrapping A N P i s neg l ig ib le i n view of potent ia l c a p a b i l i t i e s . Our planners know that a nuclear-powered

Hie Collegians View: A Surve

By Bob,Ruby

Ed. Note ' Early dusk and i Christmas traffic combine to ma this corner extremely difficult } crossing. Cars entering and leavi the downtown section do not seem diminish speed at all when approac ing this corner. (A marked cross-wal

How would you feel about traffic light at Spring and Wic!

I feel the corner of Spring a Wick • warrants a traffic' l ight. : main reason is there is so mu vehicle traffic that it is virtua: impossible to enter Wick for Spri; Street.

You may ask, why not enter Wi from Lincoln? There are sevei good reasons. Between classes, tr intersection is cluttered wlthstuder hurrying to and from Clingan-Wadde Wm. Rayen, and the Publ ic Librai Also , the green light exit off Linc< is very short 'so Wick Ave. trafi may continue steadily. If a traft light were installed at Wick a Spring, vehicles leaving the Unlvt sity could exit there, thus promoti safer and quicker crossings : pedestrians at Wick and Lincol

A traffic light would also valuable to pedestrians. Gymclasse R O T C classes, Secretarial Schc students, Jambar staff members, a a l l using Pollock House would assured of a safe crossing instead the run-at-your-owri-risk plan us now.

Carol Hud< Junior - School of Educafii

I think a traffic light at Sprit Street and Wick Ave. is needec because this is a busy intersectio and is primarily used by Y U studen Therefore, for the added safety of t students, there should be a trafi light here. R O T C cadets, Jamb members, secretarial students, a many others usethis busy dodge-a-c crosswalk.

William H. Jon. Senio

I think a traffic* light at this ihte section would' improve the safe; conditions of our campus. As a forir R O T C cadet I know i t is sometim hard to cross Wick Ave. at thi location.

When cars are pulling out -Spring St. the pedestrian must wat not only the traffic on Wick but i cars on Spring.

Also , the secretarial students mu cross at the intersection. With tr large number of pedestrians usi: the c r o s s w a l k ! .^el a traffic l i g is practically a necessity. '

Gary Swanst Senior-Engineerit

There should be some way to allc the girls at Secretarial School cross Wick without, almost gettii hit by a car or truck. The cars spe< down Wick Avenue so fast that light is definitely needed at Sprit to break this speed.

The crosswalk didn't help us U much. I think that i f a l ight . isn ' t p> up on this corner soon, there wi l l 1 an accident. It isn ' t just the Secrt tarial students that are endangere by this corner. Anyone taking classi in the Secretarial School or the ROT in the Pollock House may be se> dodging cars in the middle of Wicl

A light at this corner would c down the risk of crossing this streel and enable us to get to our classe sooner. *

One of the girls was heard sayir that if the cars don't get you, t! horns w i l l .

Pat Kensfng> Sophomoi

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lay, December S, 1961 UNIVERSITY JAMBAR P A G E T H R E E

3fes, s i r ! Y e s , s i r ! Yes ' , s i r ! These are two words nearly one hundred Y U men should be s i c k by now as they end their s i x t h week of p ledging .

P i c tured here are a few of t h e s i tuat i ons the prospect ive Greeks e faced with d a i l y ; running errands, counting feathers, c o l l e c t -g s ignatures , and meeting their sorority counterparts. The pledges may not know i t (so don 't t e l l the ac t i ves we to ld u) but i t ' s a l l i n fun and the t r i a l s and errors w i l l be something laugh about after that a l l - important i n s t a l l a t i o n .

HUNTING THE F E A T H E R S i n the bronze Indian 's hat at B u t l e r Art st itute i s a standard project . No matter how c l o s e l y the pledges >unt they never seem to get i t right, e ither.

\ T i m e s Souafo b e c o m e s Nat iona l Co l lege Queen S q u a r e

College Queens make great discovery in New York!

Of course, they loved the city—the fun and the excitement. But they also,learned about diamond rings—discovered there is a way to be sure of the diamond you buy. They saw how Artcarved guarantees every diamond in writing for color, cut, clarity and carat weight. They were impressed by the proof of. value offered by Artcarved's nationally-advertised Permanent Value Plan, backed by the quality reputation of this 110 year old firm. And , they were most delighted with Artcarved's magnificent assortment of award-winning styles.

Visit your local Artcarved jeweler and see a l l the wonder­ful Artcarved styles, including those selected as the "10 best" by the College Queens. H e ' l l tell you why Artcarved is the diamond you'll besure of and proud of a l l the rest of your life.

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BOY MEETS GIRL i s one of the more agreeable parts of pledge t ra in ing . Obtaining " P o o p s h e e t s " , an information sheet on coeds , i s another pledge duty . . . n i c e work i f you can get i t .

GOOD AFTERNOON Mr. K l o s s , s i r . Is tfiere anything I can do-for you this afternoon, s i r ? " , i s the usua l type of greeting pledges g ive a c t i v e s . P ledges also carry books to c o l l e c t s ignatures of the a c t i v e s .

RUNNING ERRANDS i n the snack bar keeps a pledge on the move. The pledge paddle, l i k e the one i n the picture , i s carr ied by most fraternity pledges as a symbol of their s ta t i on .

Consistent with our pioneering role in the communica­tions industry, once again we have scored a first. The East Coast section of our radio beam system has been in operation for several years. The West Coast section is in its last stages of completion. By late 1961 broad­band channels with a capacity of 2,400,000.words per minute will provide high speed data, alternate record-wire and digitalized TV transmission service to gov­ernment and industry. This system will be the first truly national microwave network. Such significant techno­logical advancements are the product of Western Union "know-how." Our representative will be visiting your campus Placement Office on Januaryi2th. Why not sign up for an interview and explore in greater detail our opportunities in maintenance and installation, design and development engineering!

THE TRIALS of a pledge u s u a l l y begin when he enters the snack bar every morning. Most fraternity pledges are required to spend one hour a day at the campus eatery, u s u a l l y at noon.

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PAGE FOUR UNIVERSITY JAMBAR Friday, December 8, 19-

Varied Activities Dot Campus Scene The Greek and Independent candidates who ran for Student

C o u n c i l must be commended for the fine job done during the campaign. Congratulat ions to the victors who now hold seats on Student C o u n c i l . ALPHA IOTA

New actives recently installed include: Ludema Cogley, Jean Curtis, Joan Curtis, Joyce Guilano, Catherine Harris, Katherine Heck, Shirley • Henderson, Joy Kohl , Rae Lackner, - Susan Lindquist, and Joan Ramsey.

A L P H A OMICRONPI

The AOI1 Mothers Club and Alumni have helped a great deal with the new apartment. They ^have purchased, two sofas, chairs, and rugs.

At a recent party with Beta Tau Fraternity, a surprise combination Birthday Cake^was given to Sheldon Sherman and Judy Bowman who celebrated their birthdays on that date.

AOII Pledges were installed Sunday December 3. A party was held at the apartment'after instal l ­ation, Mrs. Liechtamer, vice-presi­dent of AOU National attended the

.services.

JoAnn Peroni was chosen as Snow flake Frol ic Hostess.

Dee Swan has been selected to reign as the new 1961-62 Sigma Alpha Epsilon sweetheart. She was crowned by Sylvia Smith, Saturday. SIGMA A L P H A EPSILON

Jack Tupper and Elaine Vagh were recently engaged.

Jerry Hromyko wi l l be leaving for • the army December 14, and Ed Yaugo

and Dick Vance wi l l be returning from the service to spend the hol i ­days at home.

Ken Fox and Don Nelson are co-chairmen for the tea being held for f ac ul ty, par en ts, an d n ei gh bors. SIGMA PHI EPSILON

The Sig Eps are ' enjoying some excellent meals, thanks to their new cook, Mrs. Betty Maurer.

SIGMA SIGMA SIGMA

The sisters had a casserole dinner with their mothers last week, followed by a style show, SIGMA TAU GAMMA

Fifteen journeyed to Fenn College, Cleveland/ over the past weekend to instal l the men of Beta Upsilon Chapter. A party and banquet were held following the installation.

A L P H A PHI D E L T A

Several brothers spent the weekend visit ing the Duquesne University chapter. They were guests of the 5th district governor. Ed Cordisco

;returned; from Ohio State where he visited the chapter there. -

Rich DeVencentis is in charge of the orphan's party this year.

The basketball programs sold by the Alpha Phi ' s each year are under

: the direction of Ed Koleman.

WHERE IS IT? T h i s famous Ameri­can symbol i s n ' t l o cated in New York Harbor. I t ' s a r e p l i c a some­where i n the campus of Y U . Turn to page 5 forthe answer.

Continued from page two airplane can be produced in 3 or. 4 years. In 3 or 4 more years a nuclear-propelled bomber can be produced capable flying at speeds of Mach .8 or .9 and at an altitude of 35,000 feet.

This bomber, independent of over­seas bases, could approach a target from any direction, thus forcing the enemy into an expensive a l l -round defense.

Its low-flying capability would enable it to seek and destroy stationary and mobile targets. •

Its thermal energy could generate unprecendented electric power.,This coul6 be directed against enemy electronic defenses. It could extend our early-warning systems.

Long periods aloft insure great survivability.

Nuclear-powered bombers would enhance national strategy. (They

could hover over uninhabited areas awaiting instructions. Danger of a. sneak attack against us would be greatly reduced.)

The Reds know we lead them in the ability to build better bombers and to man them with more ski l l fu l crews. It is logical to assume that the Reds are making an all-out effort to produce their own nuclear bomber. Already an underground source claims that the Reds have flown a high-performance nuclear powered aircraft.

Our enemy respects only force. No strategy against him, political., economic, psychological or military, including brush-fire wars, can suc­ceed unless it is backed by superior fQrce. As a stop-gap measure, our B-52 bomber force should be strengthened and modernized.

The unfortunate decision to drop development of the B-70 and nuclear bomber is as short-sighted as was the Army court-martial of General B i l l y Mitchell .

The high performance of the B-70 at altitude above 70,000 feet and st speeds of 2,000 miles per hour b U with limited endurance is comple­

mented by the low-altitude, subsoi nuclear bomber with tremendous l i striking power, survivability a almost l imitless endurance.

No other weapons offer s i tremendous effectiveness and fie bil ity as these two cancelled bomb projects. It deprives our Ch Executive of the greatest, mc effective weapons yet envisaged defend the Free World.

Cancellation of the developmt phase of these bombers w i l l sa $2.4 bi l l ion; to produce them numbers, say 100 of each would cc an additional .estimated $6 b i l lk But these costs are trivial when co: pared to what we have spent a propose to spend on foreign handout the value of which is daily bei proved negligible.

On the other hand these revolutio ary bombers, in numbers, would of] the Free World reasonable secur. from Communist aggression. So grt would be their deterrent value thi one is tempted to predict:

If we were to produce the B-70 ai the nuclear bomber, in numbet there would be no major war in t forseeable future.

O v e r d u e B o o k s R e q u e s t e d

A l l overdue books returned to the l ibrary during a " g r a c e p e r i o d " , Monday and Tuesday , w i l l be gran ted absolut ion from accumulated f ines ; the purchasing price p l u s a process ing fee of $1.50 w i l l be charged for i o s t l ibrary materials returned during this period.

A 50% reduction of fines not paid wi l l be given to persons who have had their library privileges revoked. These debts must be paid to gradu­ate or receive grade transcripts.

Students not clearing debts at this time wi l l have library privileges revoked, a $2 fine and an accumulat­ing five cents per day charge be­ginning Jan. 2.

Three years ago he was an economics major in college. Today he is 'a salesman introducing Bell System products and services to business executives. Lorei i Gergens and his sales staff have improved the communications efficiency of many firms by analyzing their operations and rec­

ommending advanced Bell System products and services. Loren Gergens of Mountain States Telephone & Tele­

graph Company, and the. other young men like h im in Bell Telephone Companies throughout the country, help make j our communications service the finest in the world.

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December 8, 1961 UNIVERSITY JAMBAR P A G E FIVE

By Tom Green

. la Madonna Co l l ege invades South H i g h f ie ldhouse at 8 pm rrow to take on Coach Dom R o s s e l l i ' s P e n g u i n s . , e P e n g u i n s , sport ing a 1-1 mark after two games, tangled with :va Co l l ege at Beaver F a l l s Wednesday. . e Penguins evened their record lay night as they went on a ing rampage downing vis i t ing t College 101-64.

ie Penguins gave the home crowd sthing to cheer about every ite. Six Penguins managed to k into, double-figures.

•eshmen Ron Allen and Bob ter led the scorers with 20

16 points respectively, rl ey Day contributed 15, y Pero, 13, Red Jones, 11, Jim Himmlewright added 10.

ie Penguins brill iant defensive ; kept the hapless Scots from ing the gap that at times was as as 40 points.

ie only offense Alma could muster the nifty shooting of B i l l Reese connected for 18 pts.

)ach Rosse l l i , pleased with his ters play, soon emptied the bench

was greeted with excellent ' from his reserves.

Ith less than two minutes to play ecame apparent that Y U was close he century mark. The result was tened shots by the Penguins and rmpts by Alma to freeze the bal l . ; Pengains were not to be denied, •ever, as Hunter connected with s than 3 seconds left in the game ;rackthe 100 mark.

t the preliminary game the Y . U . vees pulled out an 85*83 overtime tory over a tough Canton City igue Team. B i l l Lenz i , drove in a layup with only seconds left in game to clinch the victory for the

le Penguins.-i their opening game against Uand Saturday the Penguins got off a slow start and were not able to ;ch the sharp-shooting Ashland C o l -e cagers.

'ilbur Ritvhaupp topped the >rers with 25 points for Ashland .le Ron Allen led the Penguins h 20 markers.

WHERE IS IT

h i s r e p l i c a of the Statue of jerty i s on the south lawn of the ; ineering b u i l d i n g f a c i n g Wick 3nue. ,

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"Scouts Let Me Down"— Says Harry

By Hoopless Harry

A l l right, a l l right, who's the wise guy who told me Drexel Tech would trounce Rider College? Any more phony scouting reports l ike that and I ' l l be in the market for some new scouts. . .•-

The Dragons went down to defeat at ' the hands of Rider College, 68-64, to produce one of my three losses last week as I show a 7-3 record and a .700 percentage after one week of play.

One of the other losses was my own fault as I fell asleep at the switch and forgot Purdue had All-American Terry Dischinger returning. I picked Pitt to down the Boilermakers and the final score was a casual 86-70, favor of Purdue. It looks like the Panther hoopsters won't do too much better than their gridders.

Ashland College topped the Pen­guins 76-71, to account for toe final defeat as toe Penguins got off to a slow start and just couldn't quite catch up.

On the brighter side of the ledger, Ohio State, West Virginia, West­minster, and St. Bonaventure came through with wins as did Duquesne, St. Louis , and DePaul.

Pigskin Pete was just praying that I would only pick two or three winners so he could have the last laugh. Don't worry Pete, plenty of chances to come as the hoop season is s t i l l young.

Games for Dec. 9

Youngstown over V i l l a Madonna --Freshman Ron Al len continues his hot shooting as toe Penguins tighten up their ball handling and defense.

West Virginia over Purman -- Jim McCormick and B i l l Maphis lend a helping hand to Rod Thorn as the Mountaineers continue to role in Southern Conference play.

Penn State over Colgate - Mark DuMars, the Lions diminutive ace, holds Penn State together with his sl ick bal l handling and shooting.

Ohio State over Wake Forest « Now I ask you, how can I get off the best team in thecountry? John Havlicek, Mel Nowell and Company are just too tough for almost anybody. (Don't forget a guy named Jerry Lucas.)

St. Joseph's (Pa,) over Dayton — The Dayton Flyers wi l l make a game of It, but St. Jo 's superior height and speed should tel l the tale.

Georgia Tech over Georgia — Anything goes when these two rivals get together but the Engineers look better on paper.

St. Francis (N.Y.) over Prov i ­dence — The Frankies should come out on the long end over the Friars who are minus stars Johnny Egan and Jimmy Hadnot.

Pitt over Carnegie Tech - - The Panthers showed a well balanced scoring attack last week even though Purdue riddled them for an 86-70 triumph. This is another backyard brawl where anything goes. '

George Washington over William & Mary — Jon Feldman should dazzle William & Mary, with "his fancy ball handling .and sharp shooting.

Jambar Offers Test Of Your Sports IQ

By Rich Passan

1. President of the new American Basketball League i s :

A. Mauiice;Podoloff B ; Joe Foss C. Abe Sapersteln

2. Name the 1960 Stanley Cup winner.

3. Match these baseball stars with their colleges.

. 1. Gene Conley. A , California 2. Jackie Jensen B . Princeton 3. Dave Sisler C. Washington

State •

4. The all-time leading scorer in the N B A i s :

A. Do.tph Shayes B . George Mikan C. Bob Cousy 5. One of the famous "Seven

Blocks of Granite" at Fordham is now a successful professional football coach. Who is he?

6. The recognized world record for the high jump i s :

A . 7 '4" B . 7 W - ' C . 7 ' 5 "

7. Name the new. manager of the Cleveland Indians?

8. The only National Hockey League goalie to wear the catching glove on his right hand i s :

A. Johnny ,Bower B. Don Simmons C. Jacques Plante

9. The world record for toe 100-yard dash is 9.2 seconds and is held by:

A. Ray Norton • B . Glenn Davis C. Frank-Budd

10. The dean of current B i g Ten football conference coaches i s :

A. Woody Hayes B . Murray Warmath C. Ara Parasegian.

ANSWERS

*V '01

Y U This Week Friday, Dec. 8, Los Vecinos,

8:15; Alpha Tau Gamma, 10; Pershing Rifle Dr i l l ; Ohio Soc. Prof. Engrs., 12-1; Alpha P i Epsilon P i z z a Sale, 11-1; Home Economics Club Bakesale, 10.

Saturday, Dec. 9, Los Buenos Vecinos, 8-11; Basketball at home against V i l l a Madonna; Pershing Rifles Party, 6-1; Debate Society, 10-12; WRA Christmas Party, 8- U .

Sunday, Dec. 10, Alpha P s i Omega, 7:30; SAI Musicale, 2-5; IFC Banquet, 1-5; L i t t le Sisters of Minerva, 4; Alpha Phi Omega, 2:30-5.

Monday, Dec. 11, Circle K, 9; Basketball against Alderson Broadus; Panhellenic Council, 4-5; Alpha Kappa Alpha Bakesale, 9- 1; American Chem. Soc.

Tuesday, Dec. 12, Delta Chi , 7:30-9;30; WRA Bakesale, 9-4; Men's Glee Club, 1-2; IFC, 11-12.

Wednesday, Dec. 13, English Society, 8:30; YUSA, 6-7; Senior Class Meeting, 1-3; A A U P Meet­ing, .4.

Thursday, Dec. 14, Young Democrats, 9-11; Alpha Mu, 9:45; Basketball at home against St. Vincent; Home Econ. Club, 1; WRA Bakesale, 9-4.

Friday,. Dec. 15, Snowffake Frolic at tdora, 9-1; A I E E , 12; Artier. Soc. Prof. Engrs., 12-1; Pershing Rifles Work Day, 8.

Saturday, Dec. 16, Kappa Delta P i Christmas Party, 8; Basketball against St. Francis; Christmas Vacation begins, noon.

Princeton over Army — The Tigers touted as one of the best in the East, shouldn't have too much trouble with the Cadets.

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Student Council office in Dec. 8 to Dec. 15.

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" H A P P I N E S S C A N ' T B U Y M O N E Y "

I have asked the makers of Marlboro—an enterprising and aggressive group of men; yet at the same time warm and lovable: though not without acumen, perspicacity, and drive; which docs not, however, mask their essential great-heartedness: a.quality evident to all who have ever enjoyed the beneficence of their wares; I refer, of course, to Marlboro Cigarettes, a smoke fashioned with such loving care and tipped with such an easy-drawing filter that these old eyes grow• misty when I think upon i t — I have asked, I say, the makers of Marlboro—that aggregate of shrewd but kindly tobacconists, that cluster of hearty souls bound together by the profit motive and an unflagging deter­mination to proride a cigareelte forever, flavorful and eternally pleasing—I have asked, 1 say, the makers of Marlboro whether I might use today's column to take up the controversial question: Should a coed share expenses on a elate ?

"Yes , " said the makers simply. We all shook hands then and squeezed each other's shoulders and exchanged brave smiles, and if our eyes were a trifle moist, who can blame us?.

To the topic then: Should a coed share expenses on a date? I think I can best answer the question by citing the following typical case:

Poseidon Xebenzal, a student at Oklahoma A and M , major­ing in hides and tallow, fell wildly in love with Mary Ellen Flange, a flax weevil major at the same school. His love, he had

reason to believe from Mary Ellen's sidelong glances and maidenly blushes, was not entirely unrequited, and by and by he mustered up enough courage to ask her the all-important question: " W i l l you wear my 4-H pin?"

"Yes , " she said simply. They shook hands then and squeezed each other's shoulders and exchanged brave smiles, and if their eyes were a trifle moist, who can blame them?

For a time things went swimmingly. Then a cloud appeared. Mary Ellen, i t seems, was a rich girl and accustomed to costly pleasures. Poseidon was bone-poor and lie quickly ran out of money. Unable to take Mary, Ellen to the posh places she fancied'andtoo proud to tell her the reason, he turned surly and full of melancholy. Soon their romance, so promising at the beginning, was headed for a breakup. B u t at the last moment, Poseidon managed to blurt out the truth.

" O h , beloved agrarian!" cried Mary El len, grappling him close. " 6 l i , proud husbandman! Oh, foolish reaper! Why have you not told me before? I havd plenty of money, and I will contribute according to my abi l i ty ."

Poseidon, of course, protested, but she finally persuaded him of the wisdom of her course. From then on they split all expenses according to their incomes. Rather than embarrass Poseidon by handing him money in public, a joint bank account was set up to allow him to write checks. Ins» this account each week they faithfully deposited their respective allowances—35 cents from Poseidon; S2300 from M a r y Ellen.

And it worked fine! They were happy—truly happy! A n d what's more, when they graduated they had a nice little nest egg—eight million dollars—with which to furnish a lovely apartment in Lubbock, Texas, where today they operate the local laundromat.

So'you see? You too can salvage your failing romance if you wil l only adopt a healthy, sensible attitude toward money.

i$> 1 W I M M Shulraio

Lucre is no obstacle when it comes to popular-priced Marlboro, or to Marlboro's popularly priced partner in pleasure—the unfiltered, king-size Philip Morris Commander. Get aboard. You'll find long enjoyment for short money.

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P A G E SIX UNIVERSITY JAMBAR Friday, December 8.

A S W E S E E IT

Your Chance of a Lifetime By Pat McCarren, Bob Ruby, and Juanita Carnivale

V.'e see by the o ld c lock on t h e w a l l t h a t the Marines are c o l l e c t i n g T O Y S F O R T O T S . We a lso not iced that the toy barrels are not exactly overf lowing with toys . There must be S O M E O N E who has some toys they can bring for the Leathernecks to d is t r ibute to the underprivi leged ch i ldren .

By the by . . . a s p e c i a l not ice t o : : a l l s tudents . Those toys in the »• barrel are not for Y O U R enjoyment!*! P l e a s e leave them a long . We heard £ of a Y . U . student who was u s i n g jf; a toy telescope he took from the |: barrel to watch some young lady a; cross the campus. ;If you not iced * !

the s ign advert i s ing this project i n the l ibrary , R i c k McGuire and B . C a l c a g n i w ish to be the bene­

factors of - this campaign.

Is it true ... That group of c ivic

minded students i s taking up a collec­tion to buy some wool shears. The reason is that they're going to cl ip Gen

Carzoo's "shaggy dog" coat.

"Here Piff, Here Paff, and Here Puff . . . " We liked this line, but couldn't think of any place to work it in, so here it i s . The first twenty persons who send us the correct meaning of the above wil l be entitled free JAMBAR'S for the r<sst of the semester and also they'll have their names in this column. Take note of this opportunity, al l you people who want your names in the paper.

A l l entries must be mailed (U.S. GOVT. S T Y L E ) to, " A s We See I t . " The University Jambar, Youngstown University, 410 Wick Ave. , Youngs-town.

Winners determined by earliest post­mark. Deadline is midnight, Dec. 15.

C L U B OF THE Y/EEK . . . Have you noticed the new club on campus? The particular trade mark of this distinguished and personable group of worthies is a circle Z on the back of the left hand. Surprisingly, you can tell the age of the different individuals by the color of their markings/ either red or black. It is al so surpri s ing to note that many members of this group don't know each other even though they keep bumping into each other at their meeting place andalso on campus.

DECORATION D E P T . ... Have you noticed the singular attempt at Christmas decoration in our cafe­teria? It would seem that in some-ones dear heart the Christmas spirit glows strong and true. Keep plugging dear and we hope the spirits are s t i l l glowing by New Years.

TOUGH ONE T O L O S E ... The disgruntled student who complains of not being popular enough.. The complaint, was registered as " I couldn't even get a date for Saturday Night " , The question that followed was, "Whom did you a s k " ? Answer: " I t doesn't matter, cause when 1 called she couldn't remember who I was. T . O . T . L .

L O N E L Y H E A R T S D E P T . ... Special to the D A T E L E S S L A D I E S ... GIRL 'S , when you need a date don't post a notice on the wall just ca l l the J A M B Aft office and the results wi l l be amassing. We are quite under­standing and there's always the classified ads.

C H U C K L E O P T H E WEEK ... LOOK IN T H E MIRROR!!! Vanity, ah' thou Vanity.

MORE IN T H E C H U C K L E D E P T . .. The old, old story is being heard again. If I just had more time I could pass this course or If I had just remembered to study I wouldn't be in this fix. Famous last words are, ... But I have ^ Study!!! Next phrase is "Alr ight , but just for one ... and then grades."

FOUND ... A new type animal ... The Publicity Hound ... habitat ...

Central Campus ... Y . U .

Since there has been a great rev iva l about Y . U . ' s lack of spirit , we three have discovered a new cheer. We think a l l should participate not only in this cheer but a l l others'-

Three dits Four dits One dit Dah

A l l for Youngstown - Rah - Rah - Rah.

Remember this especially when you are cheering your favorite team on to victory in the co-ed volleyball league.

99 D A Z E TO GO |!l!t!ll!l

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2 1 . G R E A T T O B A C C O S M A K E 20 W O N D E R F U L . S M O K E S ! AGED MILD. BLENDED MILD - NOT FILTERED M I L D - T H E Y SATISFY

Must tomorrow's travelers resort to howdahs and camel litters in order to get about? Not so, say our Ford Motor Company scientists..

First—aside from the unlikely depletion of our natural sources of gasoline—the prospects for higher-efficiency internal combustion engines are excellent.

Second, while gasoline still appears the best con­ceivable automotive fuel, our scientists are study­ing the outlook for new energy sources for cars.

Among intriguing possibilities: new energy con­version systems using degraded fuels, or fuels synthesized from low-cost power produced by nuclear fusion. Magneto-hydrodynamic gener­ators and solid-state thermoelectric and electro­chemical converters offer other possibilities.

This is all part of a broad quest for fundamental knowledge, earning Ford its place of leadership through scientific research and engineering.

M O T O R C O M P A N Y The American Road, Dearborn, Michigan

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