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March 2017
Founded
1971
Retiree’s Newsletter
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Fat Tuesday
While Mardi Gras in New Orleans conjures up images of beads, vibrant costumes and parades in the old
French Quarter, Fat Tuesday dates back many centuries, with its roots in both pagan and Catholic traditions.
As the Big Easy prepares for another day of parades and celebrations, here’s a look at the history of this
unique holiday in the U.S.
Mardi Gras, French for Fat Tuesday, has its roots in pagan celebrations that feted the coming of spring and
fertility with the Roman festivals of Saturnalia and Lupercalia. The arrival of Christianity saw the
celebrations adapted to the religion, with Mardi Gras falling on the day before the start of Lent and 40 days
of fasting and prayer between Ash Wednesday and Easter Sunday.
In France, celebrations before Lent were full of meat and cheese before the coming fast became known as
Fat Tuesday. While Mardi Gras is only one day, celebrations leading up to Tuesday are held around the
world and are known as Carnival. Brazil celebrates a weeklong Carnival, while in Italy, Venice puts on its
own famous version of the event.
Mardi Gras celebrations first landed in the New World in Louisiana with French explorers Jean-Baptiste Le
Moyne de Bienville and Pierre Le Moyne d’Iberville. The two held a celebration March 3, 1699,
approximately 60 miles south of what is New Orleans today, the Times-Picayune reported. French soldiers
would continue celebrating the day with festivities in what is today Mobile, Alabama, allowing residents
there to lay claim to the oldest annual celebration in the U.S. The celebrations grew, incorporating masks and
costumes that remain an integral part of the parades today.
Celebrations decreased when the Spanish gained control of Louisiana in the 1760s, and it wasn’t until
Louisiana officially became a state in 1812 that celebrations started up again on a large scale. In the late
1820s, students paraded and danced in the streets in colorful costumes to unique music. Masks became a key
part of the celebrations, with designs taking a cue from European masked balls.
The Mistick Krewe of Comus society of New Orleans businessmen led a torch-lit parade with floats in 1857.
The krewes became an elite group of the city’s high society, leading to other groups, including the more
diverse and inclusive Les Mysterieuses and the Zulu Social Aid and Pleasure Club, taking part. It wasn’t
until 1991 that the city
council required the krewes
to integrate.
Gov. Henry Warmoth
signed the Mardi Gras Act
in 1875, making it an
official holiday for the state
of Louisiana. The holiday,
however, has not been
celebrated every year, with
breaks during the World
Wars and a much smaller
version held after
Hurricane Katrina hit the
region in 2006.
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2017 Dues – (January – December 2017) $5.00
MAKE CHECK PAYABLE TO: LAKESIDE PRESS RETIRED EMPLOYEES CLUB
MAIL CHECK & THE APPLICATION BELOW TO OUR TREASURER
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MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION
THE LAKESIDE PRESS RETIRED EMPLOYEES CLUB
Members Note:
Your dues are good for one year, January 1st till December 31
st
GENE BENES
P.O. BOX 652
HINSDALE, IL 60522-0652
PLEASE FILL IN THE BLANKS ABOUT THE AREAS AND DEPARTMENTS REPRESENTED IN OUR CLUB
Your Name:__________________________________ Spouse’ Name_________________
(Please Print)
Address:___________________________________________Phone No.________________
City and State:______________________________________ Zip Code:________________
RRD Division:______________________________RRD Depart./(s):__________________
Year and Month You Retired:__________________Date of Birth:____________________
E-Mail Address:____________________________________________________________
Note: Surviving spouse is eligible for membership
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News for you! From you! About you!
From the RR Donnelley retired community
This past September we visited numerous national and
state parks in northern California. One of the most
memorable was Calaveras Big Trees State Park, just
north east of Yosemite National Park by Arnold Ca.
Looking back at all the photos and videos we took, none
can capture how tall these trees are. You have to stand
next to one and look up, and are amazed at how
incredibly tall these trees are. One particular tree, “The
Pioneer Cabin Tree”, toppled on Sunday, 1/8/2017,
during a winter storm. It shattered on impact.
People!
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The 150-foot tree had sported its giant tunnel since the
1880s, when the landowners at that time carved into a fire
scar at the tree’s base to create the tourist-attracting feature.
Though the tunnel was eventually closed off to cars, it
remained a renowned landmark for hikers. For us the
tunnel was nothing compared with the size and beauty of
the tree. John Hormanski
Visitors pose beneath Pioneer Cabin Tree in 1899. The
opening in its trunk was large enough for a four-horse
stage-coach to drive through.
First time with a parachute
This man always wanted to jump out of an airplane with a parachute and finally decided it was time. So he
borrowed a parachute, got some instruction on how to use it, hired a small plane, and went up to make his
jump.
After falling for a little bit, he decided it was time to deploy the parachute. But when he pulled the rip cord,
nothing happened. No parachute came out.
Falling through the air, he was getting more and more worried what to do when he suddenly met someone
coming up the other way.
As they met, he yelled, "Do you know anything about parachutes?"
The other man yelled back, "No. Do you know anything about gas stoves?"
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The United States Secret Service uses code names for U.S. presidents, first ladies, and other prominent
persons and locations. The use of such names was originally for security purposes and dates to a time when
sensitive electronic communications were not routinely encrypted; today, the names simply serve for
purposes of brevity, clarity, and tradition. The Secret Service does not choose these names, however. The
White House Communications Agency assigns them. WHCA was originally created as the White House
Signal Detachment under Franklin Roosevelt.
According to established protocol, good codewords are unambiguous words that can be easily pronounced
and readily understood by those who transmit and receive voice messages by radio or telephone regardless of
their native language. Traditionally, all family members' code names start with the same letter.[5]
The codenames change over time for security purposes, but are often publicly known. For security,
codenames are generally picked from a list of such 'good' words, but avoiding the use of common words
which could likely be intended to mean their normal definitions.
Woodrow Wilson Edith Wilson – Grandma Franklin D. Roosevelt – Eleanor Roosevelt – Rover Harry S. Truman – General or Supervise Bess Truman – Sunnyside Dwight Eisenhower – Scorecard or Providence Mamie Eisenhower – Springtime John F. Kennedy – Lancer Jacqueline Kennedy – Lace Caroline Kennedy – Lyric John F. Kennedy, Jr. – Lark Rose Kennedy – Coppertone Ethel Kennedy – Sundance Lyndon Johnson – Volunteer Lady Bird Johnson – Victoria Lynda Bird Johnson – Velvet Luci Baines Johnson – Venus Richard Nixon – Searchlight Pat Nixon – Starlight Patricia Nixon Cox – Sugarfoot Edward F. Cox – Seminole Julie Nixon Eisenhower – Sunbonnet David Eisenhower – Sahara Gerald Ford – Passkey or Pass Key Betty Ford – Pinafore Susan Ford – Panda Michael Ford – Professor Jack Ford – Packman Jimmy Carter – Lock Master or Deacon Rosalynn Carter – Lotus Petal or Dancer Amy Carter – Dynamo Chip Carter – Diamond Jack Carter – Derby Jeff Carter – Deckhand
Ronald Reagan – Rawhide
Nancy Reagan – Rainbow
Maureen Reagan – Rhyme, Rosebud
Michael Reagan – Riddler
Patti Davis – Ribbon
Ron Reagan – Reliant
Doria Reagan – Radiant
George H. W. Bush – Timberwolf
Barbara Bush – Snowbank or Tranquility
Marvin Bush – Tuner
Neil Bush – Trapline
Jeb Bush – Tripper
Dorothy Bush – Tiller
Bill Clinton – Eagle
Hillary Clinton – Evergreen
Chelsea Clinton – Energy
George W. Bush – Tumbler, later Trailblazer
Laura Bush – Tempo
Barbara Bush – Turquoise
Jenna Bush – Twinkle
Barack Obama – Renegade
Michelle Obama – Renaissance
Malia Obama – Radiance
Sasha Obama – Rosebud
Donald Trump – Mogul
Melania Trump – Muse
Mike Pence – Hoosier
Karen Pence–Hummingbird
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RETREE’S NEWSLETTER CALENDAR OF EVENTS
Year 2017
All Meetings and Mailing Sessions are held on the 2nd
Wednesday of the
Month starting 10:00AM at 4101 Winfield Road, Warrenville, IL 60555
Newsletter
Month
March
2017
May 2017
July 2017
September
2017
November
2017
January
2018
Newsletter
Deadline
1/22/2017
3/21/2017
5/23/2017
7/25/2017
9/26/2017
10/21/2017
Mailing Session
2/8/2017
4/12/2017
6/14/2017
8/9/2017
10/11/2017
12/13/2017
Officers will be contacted for special meetings.
Our speaker at the Spring Luncheon will be Mr. John Pecaric,
Executive Vice President, Global Markets.
As Executive Vice President, Global Markets, John provides executive level leadership and
strategy for all functional areas, across numerous distinct businesses as well as across
numerous political and cultural boundaries. John will be discussing sales strategies and the
path to success since the forming of 3 distinct companies. Hope you can all come out to hear
John as he takes time out of his very busy schedule to meet with the retirees and enjoy the
fellowship of a great group of people.
Mark your calendar!
We are planning a visit to an RR Donnelley
Plant in Elgin on July 12th @ 10am-1pm.
More info to come in the next newsletter.
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Your Name ________________________________________Phone Number ( ) ______________________
Address _____________________________________________________ Unit # _________________________
City _________________________________________State _________________ Zip Code _________________
Number of years service at R.R.D. ____________________________ Date Retired ________________________
Spouse or Guest's full Name ____________________________________________________________________
Price per member, spouse or guest is $15.00 each X number of persons attending = $_________________ Total
CAMELOT BANQUETS 8624 WEST 95TH STREET HICKORY HILLS, ILLINOIS
CHICAGO LAKESIDE PRESS RETIRED EMPLOYEES' CLUB SPRING LUNCHEON WEDNESDAY, MAY 10, 2017
NOTE! DUES MUST BE PAID TO ATTEND LUNCHEON (PAY THE DUES TO THE TREASURER, GENE BENES )
FOR LUNCHEON, MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE AND MAIL TO:
Carl or Ruth Meyer 5658 So. Meade Avenue Chicago, Illinois 60638
QUESTIONS? CALL 1-773-585-8031
The deadline for reservations is May 04
No reservations accepted after May 4th and
positively none will be accepted at the door!
Co-chairpersons
Carl and Ruth Meyer and Bonnie Fisher We greatly appreciate your co-operation!
SEE YOU ON WEDNESDAY, MAY 10th AT CAMELOT BANQUETS 8624 W. 95TH STREET
Camelot Banquets is located about one mile West of the Tri-
State Tollway on 95th Street. About 1 ¾ miles West of Harlem
or if you are coming from LaGrange Road, about 1 1/4 miles
East on 95th Street. 8624 W. 95th Street, Hickory Hills
DETACH HERE AND RETURN WITH YOUR CHECK PAYABLE TO CARL OR RUTH MEYER
NOTE: Bar opens at 11:00 A.M. Luncheon will be served at 12:30 P.M.
Our speaker at the Spring Luncheon will be Mr. John Pecaric,
Executive Vice President, Global Markets.
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Can you guess these GM model grills?
A B C D
E F G H
I J K L
M N O P
Q R S T ___ 1947 CHEVROLET PICKUP ___ 1949 OLDSMOBILE 88 ___ 1953 CHEVROLET CORVETTE ___ 1955 CHEVROLET BEL AIR ___ 1960 CHEVROLET SUBURBAN ___ 1963 CORVETTE STRINGRAY ___ 1963 CHEVROLET IMPALA ___ 1964 PONTIAC GTO ___ 1966 OLDSMOBILE TORNADO ___ 1967 CHEVROLET CAMARO ___ 1970 CHEVELLE MALIBU SS ___ 1970 CHEVROLET CAMARO Z/28 ___ 1971 CHEVROLET C/10 ___ 1977 PONTIAC TRANS AM ___ 1982 CHEVROLET CAMARO ___ 1987 BUICK GRAND NATIONAL ___ 1989 CHEVROLET CORVETTE ZR-1 ___ 1999 CADILLAC ESCALADE ___ 2003 CADILLAC CTS ___ 2009 CHEVROLET CORVETTE ZR1
Answers on page 15
Agenda: 10:00 AM – Festivities start 11:00 AM – Brief business meeting, nominate and elect officers. 11:30 AM – Lunch, don’t forget to bring your picnic baskets. 12:45 PM – Bingo, horse shoes and long drive golf. 3:00 PM – Raffle
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Bemis Woods is located on Ogden
Avenue just east of 294 tri-state.
As you turn into Bemis Woods
take the first road to the right and
you will see shelter 5 on the map
below. We have this shelter
reserved for the picnic.
Pack your picnic basket and join us for a fun filled day of activities and friendship! Bingo, horse shoes and even a long driving contest for the golfers. You may even win a door prize just for attending!
The 36th
Annual Retired Employees’ Picnic
Wednesday, September 13th
Bemis Woods, Western Springs, IL
John Staszak, Project Supervisor Gravure Pressroom
Joe Barton, Project Supervisor Bindery and Dennis Kern,
Customer Service Rep at the Mattoon Plant.
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In Remembrance
JOHN A. STASZAK Chicago, Mattoon….Project Supervisor
John A. Staszak passed away at Sarah Bush Lincoln on
Thursday, January 12. Services honoring his life will be held on
Monday, January 16 at 4pm, at Swengel-O’Dell Funeral Home in
Neoga, with visitation prior to the service from 2-4pm.
John was born in Chicago on January 21, 1931 to John and Jesse Plebanski Staszak.
He was a graduate of Tilden Technical School. He married Geraldine Brink on May
17, 1952 and they enjoyed over 64 years together. He served in the US Army and 15
years in the Illinois National Guard, attaining the rank of Captain. He was an expert
in artillery. John started his career at the Lakeside Press, RR Donnelley, in Chicago
at the age of 17, and was instrumental in developing the RR Donnelley Plant in Mattoon in 1968. He
retired after 41 years. In their retirement, John and Gerry enjoyed many years of traveling the world,
dancing, and living at their home on Lake Mattoon. John was active as a leader for Junior Achievement,
helping young people learn the world of business, and also a former member of the Knights of Columbus and
the Mattoon Elks Club. John loved animals and nature, fishing, boating and the outdoors, and spending time
with family and his many friends from RR Donnelley and the Lake Mattoon Community. His hobbies
included restoring antique cars and he
was a master at home improvement
projects.
John is survived by his wife Gerry of
Neoga, five children; John Alan Staszak,
Cindy Staszak, Kathleen Breen and
husband Jeff, Sandy Staszak and husband
Howard Hunt, Karen Rose and husband
Tom, sister Martha Kowaleski,
grandchildren: Christopher Senteney, Joel
Wilcox and wife Chris, Jason Staszak and
wife Jenny, Gabe Wilcox and wife Jackie,
James Wilcox, Michael Breen and wife
Mindy, Regina Staszak, Dawn Yonhka,
and Skylar Staszak, and 15 great
grandchildren, sisters-in-law Joan Aniol
and Sandy Brink, many nieces and
nephews and his beloved dog Oreo. He
was preceded in death by his parents,
mother and father-in-law John and
Gertrude Brink, his brother Chester
Stasack and wife Jeanne, two sisters Edna
Roszkowski and husband Joe, Alfreda Knetl and husband Joe, sister-in-law Loretta Shinko and husband Joe,
brothers-in-law Bob Kowalelski , Richard Aniol and John Brink.
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George C. Keller Chicago….K
George C. Keller, 107, of Huntley passed away Monday evening, January 10, 2017 at The Springs of Crystal
Lake.
He was born December 14, 1909 in Chicago the son of Anthony and Charlotte (Schroeder) Keller. George
worked for 47 years for RR Donnelly Co. retiring in 1972.
Surviving are his daughter and beloved caretaker, Lynn; grandchildren, David (Carol) Keller, Gregory
(Merrilee) Keller, Sunny (Keith) Hindt, Matt Aines; six great grandchildren; a sister, Suzy Keller.
He was preceded in death by his parents; wife, Genevieve; son, Ronald; daughter in law, Delores; brothers,
Charles, and Robert; and a sister, Ruth Silver.
Joseph Michael "Joe" Pilar Chicago…. RO-Foil-C-North Plant
March 12, 1943 - January 11, 2017
Beloved son of the late Joseph Michael and late RoseMary Pilar.
Loving brother of Michael Joseph (Betty) Pilar.
Cherished uncle of Sandra Lee (Randy) Devisme, and Linda Jean (David) Carpenter.
Dear great-uncle of Michael Allen Devisme, Dylan Alexander Devisme, and Isabella
Rose Carpenter.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to their family and friends
Please make sure that you send your dues, spring and fall luncheon payment, and newsletter items and
address changes to the proper individuals.
Spring Luncheon
CARL OR RUTH MEYER
5658 SO. MEADE AVENUE
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS 60638
Newsletter Dues
GENE BENES
P.O. BOX 652
HINSDALE, IL 60522-0652
Fall Luncheon
JERRY MALECKI
20W315 BELMONT PLACE
ADDISON, IL 60101
Items for the Newsletter JOHN HORMANSKI PHONE 708-307-4830
13153 SPARROW CT. E-MAIL [email protected]
HOMER GLEN, IL 60491
Address Changes
SHARON KERR
PHONE 773-233-0575
E-MAIL [email protected].
Warsaw
"Nifty Fifty Plus" *******************
3rd Tuesday of each month at:
Richard’s
3605 Commerce Dr.
Warsaw, IN 46580 For information Contact:
Gwen Snyder (574) 267-8015
Turn in your news items, wedding anniversaries, photos & news of interest
Please e-mail notes & photos or as a typed or a hand written note by US mail
To:
John Hormanski 13153 Sparrow Ct.
Homer Glen, IL 60491
(708) 307-4830
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Lancaster Retiree Events ***********************
Meetings are held at the
East Plant, Lancaster, Pa.
1st Tues. of each month,10A.M.
For information Contact:
Sam Girard (717) 392-2319
George Mavros (717) 291-9889
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Breakfast Fellowship
"The Centerville Diner."
2nd Thursday of each month at 9 A.M.
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Bowling Social Event at
Leisure Lanes 2nd Wednesday of each month
at 1:00 P.M.
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Lancaster Home Page
www.rrdretirees.com
NOTICE !!!
We need members who
can help with the
Newsletter mailing
Please Contact
George Wenrich
(708) 532-8230
Harrisonburg
Retiree Events *****************
Meetings are held at the
WOOD GRILL BUFFET
1711 RESERVOIR STREET
HARRISONBURG, VIRGINA
Luncheon starts at 11:30 A.M.
the 2nd Tuesday during months
of;
2017 Dates;
January 10
March 14
May 9
September 12
November 14
For information Contact:
BOB BLOOMQUIST
Retirement Breakfast **************
Held the 1st Thursday of each
month at8A.M.
Tom's Restaurant
894 Burnham Ave,
Calumet City, IL. 60409
(708) 868-2600
For Information Contact:
Art Sobczak.. (708) 474-9495
SAVE THESE DATES!
Mark your calendars for these
upcoming events!
**********************
Spring Luncheon
Wednesday,
May 10, 2017 CAMELOT BANQUETS
8624 WEST 95TH STREET HICKORY HILLS, ILLINOIS
**********************
Plant Tour RR Donnelley plant in Elgin
Wednesday, July 12th
********************** 36th Annual Picnic
Wednesday,
September 13, 2017 Bemis Woods Grove
Western Springs, Illinois
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Thomas Fitzpatrick, known to his friends as Tommy Fitz, was a native of Washington Heights, Manhattan,
who, although he had moved to New Jersey, still hung out with his old friends from the neighborhood. A
“wild bunch,” Tommy’s crew were adventurous and enjoyed frequenting area bars.
Late in evening (or rather early in the morning) of September 30, 1956, as he was leaving a tavern on St.
Nicholas Avenue in Manhattan to return home, Tommy bet one of his buddies he could make it back to the
bar from New Jersey in a mere 15 minutes.
This, of course, is impossible by car. So after
leaving the bar on that September night, Tommy
traveled to the Teterboro School of Aeronautics in
New Jersey where he then stole a single-engine
plane. Hoping to evade authorities until his return
task was completed, he took off without lights at
around 3:00 a.m. According to reports, his original
plan was to land the plane at the field of George
Washington High School, just a few blocks from
the tavern, but since its lights weren’t on that
morning, a drunken Tommy chose to land the plane
in front of the tavern itself on St. Nicholas Avenue
near its intersection with 191st street- managing to
thread the needle, successfully avoiding lamp posts
and parked cars in his landing.
Of course, landing a plane in the middle of a street in Manhattan was bound to get noticed and the cops were
called in. Eventually charged with grand larceny, Tommy was never convicted since the plane’s owner,
presumably amused by the whole thing and with no harm done to his plane, refused to press charges;
however, since the city’s ordinances prohibited landing planes on its streets, Tommy was fined $100 (about
$800 today) and had his pilot’s license suspended for six months.
Just over two years later, again after imbibing at a Washington Heights bar, Tommy repeated the feat. This
time, Fitz had been telling the story of his first flight when another patron questioned the authenticity of the
story- read called him a liar.
His honor put to the question, at about 1:00 a.m. on October 4, 1958, the inebriated Tommy again went to the
Teterboro School of Aeronautics in New Jersey and “borrowed” a plane to fly back to New York City. This
time he landed the plane at the nearby intersection of Amsterdam and 187th Street.
After landing the plane, he initially fled the scene. However, when police were called in and once again
found themselves with a plane sitting in the middle of a Manhattan street, and recalling the unique incident
two years before just a few blocks away, they decided to go investigate and see if Mr. Fitz had something to
do with this one too.
At first, he reportedly denied it, but witnesses who saw him exit the plane and run off claimed it was him,
ultimately inspiring Fitz to confess.
He later succinctly summed up his decision making paradigm in choosing to perform the feat again, stating,
“It’s the lousy drink.”
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With this second incident, there was no mercy. The magistrate judge, Ruben Levy, threw the book at him
saying, “Had you been properly jolted then, it’s possible this would not have occurred a second time.” The
28 year old Tommy Fitz was sentenced to six months in prison for transporting stolen property.
Beyond his flying escapades and little stint in prison, Tommy Fitz had a full life, serving as a Marine in the
Korean War and earning a Purple Heart, enjoying a 51-year marriage to his apparently understanding wife,
Helen, having three sons, working as a steamfitter and living to the ripe old age 79, dying in 2009.
Answers to GM model grill quiz
A 1967 CHEVROLET CAMARO
B 2009 CHEVROLET CORVETTE ZR1
C 1963 CORVETTE STRINGRAY
D 1971 CHEVROLET C/10
E 1987 BUICK GRAND NATIONAL
F 1953 CHEVROLET CORVETTE
G 1963 CHEVROLET IMPALA
H 1982 CHEVROLET CAMARO
I 1970 CHEVELLE MALIBU SS
J 1949 OLDSMOBILE 88
K 1999 CADILLAC ESCALADE
L 1964 PONTIAC GTO
M 2003 CADILLAC CTS
N 1966 OLDSMOBILE TORNADO
O 1947 CHEVROLET PICKUP
P 1955 CHEVROLET BEL AIR
Q 1977 PONTIAC TRANS AM
R 1960 CHEVROLET SUBURBAN
S 1989 CHEVROLET CORVETTE ZR-1
T 1970 CHEVROLET CAMARO Z/28
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD ;
1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
Things I know about you;
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.>
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