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Number 26 Manitoba Voter s Turn Down N FCU S Federation Official s Express Disappointmen t MANITOBA (CUP) -- The University of Manitoba wil l probably discontinue membership in the National Federatio n of Canadian University Students as a result of a referendu m held on the campus last Wednesday . Fifty-five percent of th e eligible voters turned out and voted 1,284 to 888 against stayin g in . the National Federation . - _,___ . .___ ._. _ As a result, UBSU council will tW..n classe s probably vote U . of M . out o f NFCUS, which will mean that! Andrew Talk s Manitoba will have an estimate d 2300 dollars this year, whic h was originally taped for NFCUS . Manitoba is the second largest IHk PRS$ENTS Dean An - university to drop out . Last year drew, recent delegate to WUS C McGill, in Montreal, left the conference in Helsinki, speak - federation . Student Councillors tn gand o n Europea n "America n ucatio n Ed Education "Fri- i at UBC are also critical of day, Nov . 25 at 8 p .m . NFCUS . Af i PRE-LAW SOCIETY present s OFFICIALS PLEASED Prof . Coffman speaking on "Th e and sor-! Election officials were pleased Commerce-Caw Option" Wed - an es- at the 55 percent turnout of stu d nesday noon in Arts 204 . form of dents . Out of a pc~s§ible 3,1)62 hold an import A t manual labor to various welfare voters, 2,182 cast ballots, Miles ant CONSERVATIVE- meetin g CLUB wil l at . agencies this weekend, in con- o n junction with Greek Help Day . l Pep per, UMSU president told Wednesday in Arts 106 . All reporters, he was "was pleased members are asked to mak e Squads of jean-clad pledges ! at the wisdom shown by the ever effort to attend . will spend an average of three ; students at this univershy ." He! y to four hours each performing iditd tht h wa i "whol e ncaeaesn - various clean-up chores at the ! hearted approval " with the out - Gordon Neighbdrhood House, come of the referendum . Strathcona Nursey School, K i van Boys' Club, Ocean Park Meanwhile, NFCUS officials ' United Church Camp, Canadia n Arthritis Society, Jericho Hil l School, Vancouver Sailors Home , Vancouver Girls' Club Associa- tion, Alexander Neighborhoo d House, Society for Hard of Hear- ing, and the Association for th e Advancement of Retarded Chil- dren . , Working shifts were from 7 to 10 p .m . Friday evening, fro m nine to 12 a .m . Saturday morn- Said he "at last the students ~c xc , N . here have come to their senses ., McGOUN CUP DEBATIN G I am overjoyed at the outcome ." group meeting will be hold o n David Brown, UMSU treasurer Wednesday evening, 8 :15 p .m . said . "it is wonderful news ." at Professor Reade's house . Al l Julius Koteless said "ii w5s members please be punctual . a replacement firr the tradition- a stirring vote . " Society . The committee will publiciz e the ASUS mass rally---schedule d for Friday noon in the Auditor - •ium- with sound ears, poster s and a series of "top secret " gim- mick . • We have to light a fire unde r artsmen before Friday or ASUS ! will collapse," ASUS publicity ! chairman said . The ASUS committee decide d on the all out campaie :n afte r the first general meeting at- I tracted few besides student ' council in embers who have ! placed the embryo group o n probation . Council placed the ASUS o n probation because of the larg e budget -_•$2,2011----which the - yo cicty will be awarded nex t tern the largest . grant to an y 1ISC group . ASUS this year will ' be granted small amounts b y cot .Incil as the +seed arise ; . Exchange RA VE , BC ' S BEST LITERAR Y I mAG To NIT shim SOO N Luck ily for you, your Christmas shopping proble m is all solved . Solved, that is, if you pick sup your copy of Raven , the indispensible campus magazine, when it comes ou t UBC student Paul Romeri l has been rescued from his "be d bug-ridden hotel" in Turkey . Vancouver Senator S . S . Mc - Keen, 6251 N .W . Marine, ha s donated $250 and the Worl d University Service at Geneva ' U B C than sent $100 and promises mor e If necessary . The University of Istanbul ha s decided to give Romeril a fellow- n .ship of $25 per month and he t hopes to get a job teachin g English to factory employees in Istanbul . UNEXPECTE D Romeril was sent to Turke y on a WUS exchange scholarship . When he arrived he found h e was not expected and the stu- dents had arranged the exchang e 'without consultng their univer - .sity administration . The student who was largely FINANCE D responsible for the scholarship' The expenses which will run lCharit y had been involved in a riot a around $150 will be jointly fin - few weeks earlier Ind fled the ! anced by the AMS and the Pe p country . fraternit y Club . Ron Howard, 4th yea r architecture and President o f S y MPNONY TKKETS t S h e ociet y Archi t des ec t igne d 's U th e nde f l rgraduat e oa t i , . DISARING FAST S THEM E Rescue d 'ALL OR NOTHING ' Tickets for Thursday's sym- phony concert, conducted by Irwin Hoffman and featurin g Vancouver's symphony or- chestra, are fast reaching th e unavailable stage, Specia l Events Committee chairma n Gerry Hodge announced to - day . What few are left may h e picked up at the AMS offic e for 50 cents . The concert will be held i n the auditorium at noon . Central theme of the float i s Grey Cup week . To get th e point across to the viewers, th e cab of the float will be a hug e football helmet with a tote m pole beak sticking out of it . Around this focal point will re- volve campus beauties Jea n Francis, Miss Football, Ka y Hammarstrom . F r o s h Queen , and Lily Deng, Homecomin g Quega . Construction of the float get s under way tonight, but Pe p Club officials have yet to di- vulge the time and place . The University,"under the auspices of the Pep Club, i s enserit4 t float iu the Grey Cup Parade . Handsome Don Jabour, presi-a dent of the Pep Club, w h e n questioned about the appearanc e of the float, said "We're goin g to stuff chicken wire with kleen- ex, so advise nil your reader s to come out tonight and stuf f it ." early in December. Raven, complete with a new and brightly colore d cover, illustrations ; and even some humour, will be sol d for a mere 25 cents per copy . re p Enters Floa t Cup' Parad e Greek s Help Ou t orit y timated Nearly 25 0 pledges donate d $1 ,875 in the PRE-DENTAL SOCIETY pre- sents Dr . W . Miller, speakin g on "The Right Approach to Den- tistry" today noon In Physic s expressed "great disappoint- 202 . merit at the outcome ." One per- ( ti t son was quoted as saying "it is' HAMSOC is showing a fil m a shame the stuaents at this uni- on emergency radio communica- versity saw fit to turn down ! (ions called "And a Voice Shal l their only chance to participate be Heard" today at noon in Art s with other universities on a na- 103 . Bonet level . " OVERJOYED FENCING CLUB importan t general meeting on Wednesday , Bob Muir, anti-NFCUS cam- I Nov . 23 at 8 p .m . in Women' s paign manager was overjoyed .! Gym . Fencing after the pneeting . On Education t publicity connnittee of the . Arts and Science Undergraduate ! local wegfgre agencies , dents are waking up! " I at campus " Hell Week " , and Manitoban Editor Ren Kinney JAllSOC presents a concer t An "all-or-nothing " campaign has been launched by the by the "Cool Few" today noon , to provide assisttuu , e to I , added, "Fabulous! Finally stu• ' ' Brock Stage Room . ECONOMICS SOCIETY wil l hold their regular meeting a t 5408 Worland, Burnaby, at 8 :0 0 p .m . Wednesday . Peter Jacob, an exchange student from Ger- many, will speak on Germany' s msergitig Economy . For trans - ' portation, meet in front or Broc k Hail at 7 :30 . aF• ~ ~ t NFCUS committee meets o n I ing, from one to four p .m . Sat - o m m itte e To Set urday afternoon, and in som e cases, from nine a .m . to fou r p .m . Saturday , sl• • n d 1 /~ S S 1 "Help Day " was initiated a s ire unae r BOOKS OVER BULLET S Professor Writes Lexico n MARILYN SMITH " e A UBC Slavonics Professo r is bridging cold-war barrier s with verbs, nouns and adjec- tives . "Canada and Russia have s o much in common, that I feel i t is important for us to kno w more about the Russian peo- ple," says Miss Irene Carisen , who has published two Rus - Sian language textbooks . an d is now working on a third . "There is no better way t o begin the study of a civiliza- tion than with its language, " she said . Mess Carisen, working wit h Dr, Max Edwards, began writ- ing the first book about thre e years ago . "We decided it was abou t time that someone publishe d a reference table for strug- gling Russian students," sh e said, "so we compiled a book containing the endings of al l nouns . verbs and adjectives , with a grammatical supple- ment and a 20 .000 word mica - Wary section for advance d students . " GRAN T They were given a grant b y the University Research Fund , which paid for the printing o f 120 mimeographed copies t o be distributed among Nort h American libraries and univer- sities . "We wanted there place d where as many people as pos- sible would have access t o them, and we asked for cr i ti- cisms from each institution . We hope to comply with al l reasonable suggestions, an d publish the revised edition s shortly ." Wednesday none in the Broc k board room . o i WOMEN'S GRASSHOCKE Y Club will hold a Bridge Tourna- ment on Thursday, Nov 24 a t Brook (upstairs) from 11 :30 t o 3 :30 . Price is 50c for each se t of partners . Please register a t the Women's Gym with Nfiss ;'revis before Wedncseiay after - (Continued on Page 4 ) See CLASSES

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Page 1: re Cup'Parade · has been rescued from his "bed bug-ridden hotel" in Turkey. Vancouver Senator S. S. Mc-Keen, 6251 N.W. Marine, has donated $250 and the World University Service at

Number 26

Manitoba Voters

Turn Down N FCUS

Federation Official s

Express Disappointment

MANITOBA (CUP) -- The University of Manitoba wil l

probably discontinue membership in the National Federatio n

of Canadian University Students as a result of a referendu m

held on the campus last Wednesday . Fifty-five percent of the

eligible voters turned out and voted 1,284 to 888 against stayin g

in . the National Federation .

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_,___ . .___ ._. _

As a result, UBSU council will tW..n classes

probably vote U. of M. out of

NFCUS, which will mean that! Andrew TalksManitoba will have an estimate d

2300 dollars this year, whic h

was originally taped for NFCUS .

Manitoba is the second largest IHk PRS$ENTS Dean An -

university to drop out . Last year drew, recent delegate to WUSCMcGill, in Montreal, left the conference in Helsinki, speak-

federation. Student Councillors tngand o

nEuropean

"AmericanucationEd

Education"Fri-

iat UBC are also critical of day, Nov. 25 at 8 p.m .NFCUS .

Afi• PRE-LAW SOCIETY present sOFFICIALS PLEASEDProf. Coffman speaking on "Th e

and sor-! Election officials were pleased Commerce-Caw Option" Wed -an es- at the 55 percent turnout of stu d nesday noon in Arts 204 .

form of dents. Out of a pc~s§ible 3,1)62 hold an import At

manual labor to various welfare voters, 2,182 cast ballots, Miles

antCONSERVATIVE-

meetingCLUB will

at.

agencies this weekend, in con-

onjunction with Greek Help Day . l Pep per, UMSU president told Wednesday in Arts 106 . All

reporters, he was "was pleased members are asked to make

Squads of jean-clad pledges ! at the wisdom shown by the ever effort to attend.will spend an average of three ; students at this univershy ." He!

y

to four hours each performing iditd tht h wa i "wholencaeaesn -various clean-up chores at the ! hearted approval " with the out-Gordon Neighbdrhood House, come of the referendum .Strathcona Nursey School, Ki

van Boys' Club, Ocean Park

Meanwhile, NFCUS officials '

United Church Camp, Canadia n

Arthritis Society, Jericho Hil lSchool, Vancouver Sailors Home ,Vancouver Girls' Club Associa-

tion, Alexander Neighborhood

House, Society for Hard of Hear-ing, and the Association for the

Advancement of Retarded Chil-dren . ,

Working shifts were from 7

to 10 p .m . Friday evening, from

nine to 12 a .m. Saturday morn- Said he "at last the students

~c

xc , N.here have come to their senses ., McGOUN CUP DEBATIN GI am overjoyed at the outcome ." group meeting will be hold o nDavid Brown, UMSU treasurer Wednesday evening, 8 :15 p.m .said. "it is wonderful news ."

at Professor Reade's house . All

Julius Koteless said "ii w5s members please be punctual .

a replacement firr the tradition- a stirring vote . "

Society .

The committee will publicize

the ASUS mass rally---scheduled

for Friday noon in the Auditor -

•ium- with sound ears, poster s

and a series of "top secret" gim-

mick .• We have to light a fire unde r

artsmen before Friday or ASUS !

will collapse," ASUS publicity !

chairman said .The ASUS committee decided

on the all out campaie:n after

the first general meeting at- I

tracted few besides student '

council in embers who have !

placed the embryo group o n

probation .Council placed the ASUS o n

probation because of the larg e

budget -_•$2,2011----which the - yo

cicty will be awarded nex t

tern ► the largest. grant to an y

1ISC group. ASUS this year will '

be granted small amounts b y

cot .Incil as the +seed arise; .

Exchange ► RA VE , BC'S BEST LITERAR YI mAG To NIT shim SOON

Luckily for you, your Christmas shopping problemis all solved .

Solved, that is, if you pick sup your copy of Raven,

the indispensible campus magazine, when it comes outUBC student Paul Romeri l

has been rescued from his "bed

bug-ridden hotel" in Turkey .

Vancouver Senator S. S. Mc -

Keen, 6251 N.W. Marine, hasdonated $250 and the World

University Service at Geneva ' U BCthan sent $100 and promises mor e

If necessary .The University of Istanbul has

decided to give Romeril a fellow- n.ship of $25 per month and he t

hopes to get a job teachin g

English to factory employees inIstanbul .

UNEXPECTEDRomeril was sent to Turke y

on a WUS exchange scholarship .

When he arrived he found he

was not expected and the stu-dents had arranged the exchange

'without consultng their univer -

.sity administration .The student who was largely FINANCED

responsible for the scholarship' The expenses which will run lCharityhad been involved in a riot a around $150 will be jointly fin -

few weeks earlier ► Ind fled the ! anced by the AMS and the Pe p

country .

fraternity

Club . Ron Howard, 4th yea r

architecture and President o f

SyMPNONY TKKETS

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heociety

Archi tdes

ect

igned

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DISARING FAST STHEME

Rescued

'ALL OR NOTHING '

Tickets for Thursday's sym-phony concert, conducted byIrwin Hoffman and featurin gVancouver's symphony or-

chestra, are fast reaching th e

unavailable stage, Specia l

Events Committee chairman

Gerry Hodge announced to-

day .What few are left may h e

picked up at the AMS offic e

for 50 cents .The concert will be held i n

the auditorium at noon .

Central theme of the float i s

Grey Cup week. To get the

point across to the viewers, th e

cab of the float will be a huge

football helmet with a tote m

pole beak sticking out of it .

Around this focal point will re-volve campus beauties Jea n

Francis, Miss Football, KayHammarstrom. F r o s h Queen ,

and Lily Deng, Homecoming

Quega .Construction of the float get s

under way tonight, but Pe pClub officials have yet to di-

vulge the time and place .

The University,"under the auspices of the Pep Club, isenserit4 t float iu the Grey Cup Parade .

Handsome Don Jabour, presi-a

dent of the Pep Club, w h e n

questioned about the appearance

of the float, said "We're goin g

to stuff chicken wire with kleen-

ex, so advise nil your readers

to come out tonight and stuf f

it ."

early in December.Raven, complete with a new and brightly colored

cover, illustrations ; and even some humour, will be soldfor a mere 25 cents per copy.

rep

Enters FloatCup' Parade

GreeksHelp Out

oritytimated

Nearly 250pledges donated

$1 ,875 in the

PRE-DENTAL SOCIETY pre-sents Dr. W. Miller, speakin gon "The Right Approach to Den-tistry" today noon In Physics

expressed "great disappoint- 202 .

merit at the outcome ." One per-

(titson was quoted as saying "it is' HAMSOC is showing a fil ma shame the stuaents at this uni- on emergency radio communica-versity saw fit to turn down ! (ions called "And a Voice Shal ltheir only chance to participate be Heard" today at noon in Art s

with other universities on a na- 103 .

Bonet level . "

OVERJOYED

FENCING CLUB importan tgeneral meeting on Wednesday ,

Bob Muir, anti-NFCUS cam- I Nov . 23 at 8 p.m . in Women' spaign manager was overjoyed .! Gym. Fencing after the pneeting .

On Education

t

publicity connnittee of the . Arts and Science Undergraduate ! local wegfgre agencies ,

dents are waking up! "

I at campus "Hell Week", and

Manitoban Editor Ren Kinney

JAllSOC presents a concert

An "all-or-nothing" campaign has been launched by the

by the "Cool Few" today noon ,

to provide assisttuu ,e to I, added, "Fabulous! Finally stu•

'

'Brock Stage Room .

ECONOMICS SOCIETY wil lhold their regular meeting a t5408 Worland, Burnaby, at 8 :00

p .m . Wednesday . Peter Jacob,an exchange student from Ger-many, will speak on Germany'smsergitig Economy. For trans-

' portation, meet in front or Broc kHail at 7 :30 .

aF•

~

~t NFCUS committee meets o n

I ing, from one to four p .m . Sat -

omm ittee To Set urday afternoon, and in som e

cases, from nine a .m . to four

p.m . Saturday ,

sl• •

n d

1

/~ S S

1"Help Day" was initiated a s

ire unaer

BOOKS OVER BULLETS

Professor Writes Lexicon

MARILYN SMITH " eA UBC Slavonics Professo r

is bridging cold-war barriers

with verbs, nouns and adjec-tives .

"Canada and Russia have so

much in common, that I feel i t

is important for us to knowmore about the Russian peo-ple," says Miss Irene Carisen ,

who has published two Rus -

Sian language textbooks . and

is now working on a third ."There is no better way to

begin the study of a civiliza-tion than with its language, "

she said .

Mess Carisen, working wit h

Dr, Max Edwards, began writ-

ing the first book about thre e

years ago .

"We decided it was abou t

time that someone published

a reference table for strug-

gling Russian students," she

said, "so we compiled a bookcontaining the endings of al lnouns. verbs and adjectives ,

with a grammatical supple-ment and a 20 .000 word mica-

Wary section for advance dstudents . "

GRANTThey were given a grant by

the University Research Fund ,

which paid for the printing of120 mimeographed copies t obe distributed among North

American libraries and univer-sities .

"We wanted there place dwhere as many people as pos-sible would have access tothem, and we asked for cr i ti-

cisms from each institution .We hope to comply with al l

reasonable suggestions, an dpublish the revised edition s

shortly ."

Wednesday none in the Broc kboard room .

o iWOMEN'S GRASSHOCKEY

Club will hold a Bridge Tourna-ment on Thursday, Nov 24 atBrook (upstairs) from 11 :30 to

3 :30 . Price is 50c for each se tof partners . Please register a tthe Women's Gym with Nfiss

;'revis before Wedncseiay after -

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Student subscriptions $1 .20 per year (included in AMS fees) . Mal lsubscriptions $2.00 per year. Single copies five cent' . Publishedin Vancouver throughout the University year by the StudentPublications Board of the Alma Mater Society, University o f

. Britfsh Columbia . Editorial opinions expressed herein are thos eof the editorial staff of the Ubyesey, and not necessarily those oftine Alma Mater Soolety or the University . Letters to the Editor'Muhl not be more than 150 worth. The Ubyssey reserves the righ tto cut letters, and cannot guarantee publication of all letter sreceived .EDITOR-IN-CIIIEF STANLEY DECKManaging Editor_ _ Red Smith

City Editor Sandy RostFeatu:e Editor . .. .Sake Ames

Sports Editor .. _ Mike GlaspieAssistant City Editor . Val Haig-Drown

CUP Editor Jean Whiteside

RAE ROSS Football EditorReporters—Marilyn Smith, Bob Johannes, Al Forrest, Bruc e

Taylor, Rosemary Kent-Barber, Cliff Cunningham, Howie Thorn -ton, Marie Gallager, Kathy Archibald .

Sports Reporters : Bruce Allardyce, Dwayne Erickson .SENIOR EDITOR DOLORES BANER D

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Knowing how busy you are ,I have no wish to be constantlypestering' you, but I r e a 11 ymust ask you to consider fur-ther the advisability of pub-lishing letters, particularly ofthe rabble-rousing, maliciou sand 111-informed type, writte nover a non-de-plume . I reiter-ate, Sir, that neither the "Globeand Mail," Canada's leadingnewspaper, nor "The Times, "and most certainly least of al lthe "Oxford Times" would takea second look at such abjectsubterfuge .

Dull OttawaTwo items 14 the news last week have, in our opinion,

a significance . far : beyond the tact they reported .

Immigration Minister Jack Pickersgill was once agai ngetting himself into a public stew over his misinterpreted

.statements about Canadian babies making the best citizens .

In Winnipeg a group of high school students took a curren taffairs test the result of which proved their abysmal ignoranc eof Canadan affairs, The majority of the' students who tookthe test were more familiar with the American political scenethan they ' were with the Canadian scene .

These two items, that appear on the surface rather insigni-ficant, have a definite relationship that points up a very signi-ficant fact .

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their ignorance of life . Takea look at your man made laws.A multitude of words, made upin sections, manipulated bylaw courts according to you rbank account . Justice. FrozenWater Justice, speak 'the truthand you will freeze to death .We study a profession to accu-mulate the dollars for a home ,car and bank account, to gat-isfy the minute of life the hu-man body of flesh and bone slive compared with the million sof years of universal life Nowtake a look at this wide ope nspace you find the blue sk yin all parts of this universe .

In this blue atmosphere youwill observe the suns, moons ,planets and meteors moving i nall directions, can you conceiv eof this energy, where does i tgo to. To my opinion the bluesky absorbs it all . Here wehave a gigantic blue atmos-phere throwing out energy . Didit ever occur to you that vege-tation could not survive with -out this energy. And to thinkwe intelligent human beingsliving on second hand energy .Meat and Vegetables . Why notseek ways and means to at-tract energy from the atmos-phere to feed the human body ,

W. N. Berry .

Football FOR SALE

Government in Canada has dullness as its most outstand-ing characteristic . People who defend our lacklustre govern-ments claim that it is not dull but just conservative. Ourgovernments, they say, do their work cautiously and quietlyand try at all times to avoid the limelight .

Bunk. The government of Canada is just plain dull and it sleaders are surely among the most dull, cautious men on earth .And by dull we don't in any sense refer to intelligence .

That is why Pickersgill's controversial statements are ,to our way of thinking, so important . He'said what he though twithout getting a Cabinet okay . Mr . Pickersgill has a littl ecolor send personality and although these characteristics arenot quite in keeping with the Liberal Government, becaus eof them more people in Canada are aware of the Immigratio nMinister, what he thinks and what his department's policie sare.

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Editor, The Ubyssey ,Dear, Sir ,

While I appreciate your ef-forts to get at least one perso non your staff to write abou tsomething they know, I wan tto say your pride is ill-directedif our paper is going to boas tonly about football write-ups .

My heart cries not only fo r,you, but also for Ross in hi ssearch for variations on thetheme. Thursday and Friday :What the Birds will do! Tues-day: What the Birds didn't do '

Yours trulyJ.F.M .

ROOM AND 'BOARD

Your erstwhile "Oversea sStudent," now deflated to amere, yet .clueful "M.T.M ., "seems to have overlooked a car-dinal point in his contention .Since I am also an OverseasStudent, and very grateful fo rall the opportunities and unre-served friendliness that hav esurrounded me since I came toCanada, I am concerned les tyour surreptitious correspon-dent be mistaken .as represen-tative of all immigrant students ,and spread the impression to owidely that he expects condi-tions and facilities here to b eas well established as thos eobtaining in that universityfounded 800 years ago fromwhich he forces e to presumerightly or wrongly, he comes .Even Blackwell's, I might men-tion to him, has kept me wait-ing in vain on occasion, but Ifelt privileged to be surround-ed by such antiquity .

0 . . . I tee " . .s T . .y M . .s"wants " a defence of the un-satisfactory of the book-store . "He is unfortunately mistaken :the Administration only cansatisfactorily supply this, an dit is to them he should haveapplied . I am merely disap-pointed that one who suggest shaving experienced ancien thalls of learning has gained n omore from them than the abil-ity to pour out such ill-man-nered vituperation as appeare din your Sounding Board a fe wissues ago .

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This grayness that prevades Ottawa is we think an answerto the uninformed answers of the Winnipeg high schoo lstudents. Our press and radio is full of the doings of theAmerican, British and French governments. If you went t ofind out what is going on in Ottawa turn to page 42 of you rpaper or read the New York Times .

But what does it mat et, conies the query, if our govern-fnent is dull when it is along the best governments in th eworld today?

It matters very much . Nothing is more fatal to our wayof government than an uninterested and uninformed electorate .And the people of Canada today are both uninterested an duninformed as to the doings at Ottawa .

Canadian author Hugh MacLennan summed the situatio nup perfectly in Macleans Magazine :

"Were it not for the bright comeliness of Mike Pearson' 3personal character and the inherent dignity of Louis St . Laurentas a man, it would be fair to say that government in Canadahas been reduced to the drab monotony of a club meeting i nwhich it is taken for granted that everything on the agend awill be automatically approved. The Liberals—and does any-one seriously expect them to be defeated in the next quarteri*entury?have ►made us so bored with the government of ou rcountry that most of us have stopped thinking about it andread the Atnerican political news instead of otitr own ."

Yours sincerely ,

M . David Hynard ,3rd year Agriculture .

Nuts

Editor, The Ubyssoy ,Dear Sir ,

Pardon this liberty of writ-ing to you, an illiterate ex-presing my thoughts . I wasborn in 1881 in the midst o fpoverty, deprived of educatio nand was used like a broom b ythe educated . with all due re-spect to them, the poor crea-tures did not understand, whic hconvinced me of how little theyknow of life .

Editor, The Ubyssey ,Dear Sir ,

The Agriculture Undergrad-uate Society hereby lodges aformal complaint against theaccuracy of the article titled ,"Aggies Nix EUS Victory" byJean Whiteside, appearing inThe Ubyssey of November 18 .

In view of past performance sin which the Engineers ob-viously ignored all rules forthis race, it appears that TheUbyssey in the support of theEUS' claim that two (2) char-ioteers in the Aggie entry con-s'itutes a violation of the rule—which it does not, has un-fairly discriminated against th e

The trouble with the HumanRace they have studied sub-jects of material substance o fwhich they have saturated thei rminds with a multitude o fwords, manipulated into a gar-ment of culture to cover up

A Brownie Hawkeye Camera.Lost during the Home Ec-NurseFootball Game on Thursday .Please return to the Home Ecbuilding or contact Joan 'L. Mc-Ivor, BE. 2137-Y .

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pansion bracelet and initials"B .A." engraved on back . Lostin men's locker room in gym .Phone AL. 1718-R .

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sterling brooch (shaped lik ebuckle), between F & G Bldg ,and staff hut . Please return toRoom 211 F. & G. Reward .

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themselves announced the Ag- memory a n d concentration .gie entry—first place .

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Tfi UBYSSEYTuesday, November 22, 2S

WITH LILIOM

Frederick WoodOpens Tonight

UBC 's Frederic Wood Theatre will open its 1955-56 sea.son tonight with the' presentation of the modern epic play

"Liliom" by Hungarian playwright Ferene Molnar .

Alright Rudolph, so you susssmer.d in Mexico — this is a schottische!

The annual presentation of theUBC Alumni Players Club group, Damel Iswinners of the Dominion Dram

a Festival last spring, features PraisesBruce McLeod and Doreen Od-ling in the leading roles, with Refugeea supporting cast of 19, includin

g Winner of the best supportingactor award at the DominionFestival, Jack Mercer .

chweitzer Atoning For SinsOf White Race Says Dr. Rose

out a holier than thou—high-er than thou—mightier thanthou attitude?"

Directed by UBC graduateKeith Simpson, , the play pro-vided the basis for the plot ofthe musical-comedy "Carousel . "It tells the story of a youngroughneck, Liliom, who is killedby pollee in an attempted rob-bery and later returns to earthto visit his wife anal the laugh-ter he has never seen.

All seats are reserved -for thepresentation, which runs till Sat-urday. And tickets can be ob-tained through the UniversityExtension Department or bycalling Alma 1191. Special ad-mission for students is $1 .00 .

Dr. Roy Danielle, speaking inpraise of "useless" books, saidThursday, "A man's collectionof books is his own private re•fug* for unsystematic reading."

Dr. Danielle spoke in the firstof a series of lectures on booksto be given monthly in the'Sedgewick Room of the library .

Ro advocated reading book smerely for personal pleasure andfor release into the worlds at 'fantasy and imagination.

"The Arabian Nights," whichhe said, "introduces the readerto the exterior irrational workby picturing a totally differentexotic region and provides corn-fortable, releasing reading ."

In conclusion, Dr. Daniell ssaid, "These books provide n oaddition to knowledge but theydo provide an outlet and an ex-ploration of the complex thoughwithout reconciliation ."

1956 Arts and Science an dApplied Science Graduates

Deadline Extended fo rGrad Photos

Last Chance This Week

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Gowns and Caps Supplied .

Albert Schweitzer feels tha this missionary work in Africais "atonement—not benevol-ence", Professor William Rosesaid Friday .

Professor Rose told thestanding - room - o n 1 y crow dthat while other Europeansentered Africa "to suck blood ,exploit, find order the native saround," Schweitzer left be -hind wild acclaim in music ,literature, and religion in or -der to help Africans helpthemselves .

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UNORTHODOXWhen Schweitzer, with hi s

unorthodox religious views ,applied for a doctor-mission-ary post in Africa, churc hauthorities made him sign adocument promising that hewould not preach but workas a doctor only .

Rose c a 11 e d the deman d"petty . "

He added: "People in reli-gious circles-sand in educa-tional circles too—can be kin dof small in matters of thi skind."

Later the church leaders re-cognized their mistake an drelented .

GUELPH—A thousand poun dAberdeen Angus steer wa sturned loose in the women's re-iidence by students at the On-tario Agricultural College lastWeek .

The bull frisked about thelibrary on the main floor, knock-ing over tables, chairs, an dlamps, while women student ssleeping above failed to hearthe commotion .

The prank resulted in a stormof protest from all quarters .After college officials surveye dthe damage student leaders me twith the Dean to discuss th eseriousness of the prank . A spe-cial edition of the college paperwas published with messagesfrom the University President ,and the Dean of men .

"This unfortunate occurrenc ehas cast a dark cloud over the lreputation of the student body, "said the president. On Hallow -e 'en students poured hot asphal ttar over the steps of this samebuilding, preventing the girlsfrom using the stairs .

TORONTO -- Students at Ry-erson Institute of Technolog ymust wear collars and ties at al lRyerson dances . Student coun-cil president warned that dres srules will be enforced and sai d"1 don ' t want to do this but Iwant to ensure the student'sright to further dances thi syear . " He explained that twicethis year he has been up on thecarpet for letting improperly at-tired students into dances. '

ALL ARTSMEN OUT

TAUGHT LESSONWhile he areached to th e

African natives "Schweitzertaught the white world a les-son it needed to learn : thatpeople should be thought o fas ends and not as means toends," Rose said .

"Schweitzer was an ex -ample to Europeans ratherthan to ' Africans," he con-cluded .

The popular professor wasgiven a two minute ovationfollowing his address .

Rose told the Civil Liber-ties-sponsored meeting t h a tthe world "has came to recog-nize in only the last five year swhat a great man Schweitze ris ." He noted the Nobel priz efor peace won in 1954 and therecent awarding of the Orde rof Merit by the Queen .GREATER MA N

Only two non-members ofthe British Empire have wo nthe award, Rose said, and o fthe two (Schweitzer and Pre-sident Eisenhower) "I thinkwe must say Schweitzer is thegreater man . "

Emphasizing Schweitzer' sdesire for better understand-ing between Catholic and Pro-testant religions, Rose said :"Schweitzer is a living ex-ample of all the CLU stand sfor." The famed humanitaria nwas fond of the Alsatia nchurches where Catholic ser-vices would be held in th emorning and Protestant ser-vices would be held in th esame building in the after -noon .CHRISTIANS

Commented Professor Rose :"I wish we could get some o fthem in Canada . Either weare Christians or we are not .Why can't Christians accepteverything that is sacred with -

for the

Canadian Officers' Training CorpsMAS SRALL Y

MAJOR CHANGE IN POLICYRoyal Canadian Signal s

Capt . F. T. Harris of the Royal Canadian Signals ,on his recent visit to this campus explained a major policychange covering (dicer training in Royal Canadian Sig-nals . The new policy permits students interested in com-munications work to take signal training and obtain thei rCommissions in the Canadian Army either under theCOTC plan or the Regular Officer Training Plan .

Previosuly only students in Electrical Engineering ,Engineering Physics and Honors Mathematics and Physic swere permitted to enroll for training in Royal Canadia nSignals. Applications can now be accepted from student senrolled at UBC n courses leading to a B.A . degree, ora B.A .Sc. degree in chemical, civil or mechanical engin-eering .

Summer training is conducted at Vimy Barracks ,Kingston, Ontario and provides interesting work on wire -less line, microwave, carrier and telephone equipments .

For further particulars, contact Major G. P. Hartun gin the COTC office in The Armoury or telephone AL .3828 .

, of the

Arts and Science Undergrad Societ y

FRIDAY NOON - AUDITORIUM

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' THE'UBYSSEYTuesday, November 22, 1955 Firm

CreatesFellowships

Imperial Oil Limited Was es-tablished five annual fellow-ships in the fields of Science ,Commerce and Arts, Dean Wal-ter H . Gage announced today .

The fellowships are open t oany graduate of any approve dCanadian university workin gtowards a Ph.D . degree .

They follow the general pat -tern of other scholarships con-cerning qualifications . Selectionfor the awards, which amountto $1,250 per annum with a$750 supplement, is made by aselection cgmmittee compose dof three members from the Na-tional Conference of CanadianUniversities and two membersappointed by Imperial Oil Lim -iced .

Further information can beobtained from either Dean Wal-

iter H. Gage or the Secretary ,Imperial Oil Limited .

LORRAINE McAJJL1 TER, beauteous damsel on the left ,says clime for an alert Ubyssey cameraman and stompingthousands of campus males at Monday 's pep meet. Wedidn't catch the name of the chap on the right, but whowould rather take him home to mother? —Tkachuk Phot o

IS HE GOING to fight or play with that fiddle? Nobodyknows for sure, but it's assumed that the chap played, a sthe event was a pep meet .

—Tkachuk Photo,

WUSC Sends AidTo Needy Asians

UBC SKATINGSPECIAL

1956 Arts and Science an dApplied Science Graduates

Deadline Extended forGrad Photos

Last Chance This Week

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In response to urgent requests for assistance, Worl d

University Service of Canada has sent $500 for emergenc y

relief in Japan, Indian and Pakistan .

In Japan, more than 70 stu-4dents were left homeless and Ihundreds lost their belongingswhen a devastating fire struc kNiagara University in the wak eof a typhoon .

The worst floods of recentyears are behind the appeal fo raid to India and Pakistan .

Chartered buses will leave

Acadia Camp for the Ker-

risdale Arena every Wed-

nesday night at 8 p .m. with

a stop at the University

Gates .MEN—Please wear white shirt and tie .WOMEN—Please wear a white blouse .

Gowns and Caps Supplied .

NEED AIDIn India, some 15 million peo-

ple were affected by the floods ,and more than 1500 students ofseveral universities are in needof immediate aid, according toinformation so far available .

World University Service Com-mittees in the stricken areashave already begun to organiz ewhatever relief they are abl eto supply, including funds, cloth-ing, and labour .

Skating and

TransportationBoth Woys195 5

TOTEMS

CLASSES(Continued from Page 1 )

FROSH COUNCIL meetingWednesday at 12 :30 in the Men' sClub Room, Brock Hall .

DER DEUTSCHE KLUB pre- 1sents Claus Hacker, an exchangestudent here from German ytalking on "German Habits ,Hobbies, Holidnys" Wednesday,8 p.m . in Hut L4 . 25 cents perperson to pay for the Wurst .

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8FPRE-MED SOCIETY meets on

Wednesday, Nov. 23 at noon in 'Phys . 202 . Films "O, ygen Ther-apy" and "Physiology of An-oxia" will be shown .

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AVARSITY CHRISTIAN Fel-

lowship presents the final lec-ture in the current series o n

DESPARATE 85`

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basic tenets of the ChristianA large number of students Faith. Rev. R. Birch speaking

may have to discontinue their on "The Teaching Christ", Phys .studies because their families 1 201 at noon today ,have been ruined by the flood sand can no longer support them .

CLU EXECUTIVE meetin gReports from Pakistan say today noon in Hut B L

that the floods in West Pakistan j

aFare the most severe in years,! PARLIAMENTARY FORU Mand it is feared that a large! executive meeting Wednesda yportion of the student body has ! 3 :30 in the Brock Men's Clu blost its means of support,

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"CAVEAT CANEM" cry the elated Aggie charioteers Trevor Arseott and Nick Kaylyk ."The engineers did not win the chariot race on Thursday," claim the Aggies, "they didn ' teven race ." "The Aggies didn't win," insist the Engineers, "they were disqualified fromthe start ." Spectators admit they never actually saw the Engineers' Chariot .

—Tkachuk Photo ..it

Campus Machine ToCreate Fridgidity

ROSEMARY KENT-BARBE RAs if it weren't cold enough ,

we have to have a machine t omake temperatures even cold-er. What's worse, said ma -chine is operating on the cam -pus, over in the Physic sbuilding .

For the umpteenth time, Uby-asey Managing Editor Rod Smit hreminded students Monday thatStudent Handbooks, priced a t35 cents, are still on sale at th eAMS office .

The yellow, magi-decorate dhandbooks combine indispens-able information on campus lifewith the

but when it does it sure makesit cold .

The exact temperature i s450 degrees Fahrenheit . Be-low zero that is . For the bene-fit of non-science-fiction fans .that 's the temperature of out-er space .

Proceeds will help send tw oUBC grashockey players to Mel -bourne in 1956, to' compete i nthe Olympic Games .

its liquid form can be used totest the properties and be-havior of various metals un-der low temperatures .

UBC's liquidifer is well -worth a viOt . It's a weird an dwonderful appearing gadge twith fascinating and odd dials ,wheels, parts and pistons . Itwhirls, it buzzes, it spins, itpumps, it makes odd noises .And all the time the littl edial that shows the tempera-ture of the helium is goin gdown and down . Makes youcold just to look at it .

PRACTICAL USESAnd what are the practica l

side-lines of a liquidifer? "Ofwhat use," demands Dr. Dan-iels somewhat crossly, "is anew-born baby?" On a mor eserious side, however, he ad-mits that substances suspend-ed in the liquid helium gasmake perfect electrical con-ducters .

Thus, he said, an electri ccable made of tin or leadcould be encased in the liquidhelium and stretched fromhere to Montreal . Messagestransmitted along the cablecould be sent without usingthe present repeater stations .

Finally, UBC's helium li -quidifier cost $32,000, and isthe only one on Canada's Wes tCoast .

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Tuesday; November 22, 1955

Conway ProposesTreasurer Aid

Student Council treasurer Geoff Conway has formulated

a plan for a finance committee to aid the treasurer in hisdutiegi .

The committee will consist of +five members . It will be chaire dby the treasurer and two mem-

e rm anbers will be appointed from Stu-G

dent Council .

The other two positions willbe filled by students at large .Applications for these positionswill be accepted by Conwaysod chosen by Student Council .

"I hope that people Interestedin running for treasurer will fil lthese positions and get to kno wthe job," said Conway .

HEAR BUDGET

Duties of the, committee wil linclude preparing the' budget ,hearing complaints concerningclub budget problems and hirin gthe AMS office staff.

Individual members of th ecommittee will be put in chargeof such projects as accident in-surance, Brock extension and aUbyssey printing press .

R. B . Maunsell, the AMS bus-iness manager, will serve as a nex-officio member of the com-mittee .

APPLIED AND PURE SCIENC EUNDERGRADUATE S

A meeting of interest to all Engineering and Pure Science

Undergraduates will be held in Engineering 201 at 12:30

on Thursday, November 24th .

A team of Technical Experts from Air Force Headquarters

in Ottawa will discuss career opportunities for the Engin-

eering Officer in the RCAF.

ALL WELCOME -- BRING YOUR LUNC H

ROYAL CANADIAN AIR FORC E

HELIUM COLDER

WHY BOTHER ?Hey, wait a minute . There's

And why should the Physicsno need for you to go scurry-

Department be trying to makeing off to California mutter-

helium gas that cold? Well,ing you never wanted a lint-

Dr. J. M. Daniels, in chargeversity education an y w a y .

of the "liquidifer" (to giveLet me explain . This machine

the machine its proper name) ,only makes helium gas colder, 'explains that the helium i n

Grasshockey SquadsHold Bridge Tournament

UBC grasshockey girls are trying to "bridge" the gapbetween Vancouver and Melbourne, Australia .

D I.rectores

; UBC Women ' s Grasshocke yClub is sponsoring a bridge tour -

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The German Departnient willpresent a showing of films onGerman painting and architec »ture today at noon in Physics202, as part of a series on th ecultural life of the German me,tion .

The first film will deal withpaintings of the Old Germanmasters, the second with ruralarchitecture in Germany .

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The showing will also featur ea recent German newsreel .

Although the text of some o fthe films are in German, (Aft .cials said they are not htrrd fornon-German 'students to follow.

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By RAE ROSSUbyssey Football Editor

Frank Gnup's UBC Thunder-bird football team placed twoplayers on the 1955 Evergree nConference second all-star foot-ball team .

On the second dream team ,as selected by the seven Ever -green Conference coaches, are

up the middle. Although theseplayers showed particularly wel lon defense, their offense wasalso strong .

Bruce Eagle, the other secondteam , selection, was usually be-tween , the ball and the receiverwhen the opposing team too kto the air coming up with som etimely Interceptions during th eseason .

JERRY O'FLANAOAN BRUCE EAGLE RON STEWAR T

EVERGREEN ALL-STAR Sguard Jerry O'Flanagan andhalfback Bruce Bogle . '

Fullback Al Ezzy and RonStewart received honorable men•tion .

O'Flanagan played one verytough linebacker on the rightside of the line while Stewartplugged the holes on the otherside. Al Ezzy looked after things

By KEN LAMB

The honk you heard last night as you wended your wearyway home through the slush and sleet of the recession of Van-couver's short winter was that of a wild goose winging south.

An indiscriminate nester, the wild goose, has sown his seedin various Canadian locales, but he dropped the biggest, andfor our purposes, rottenest goose-egg in the people's own ath-letic set-up at the University of B .C.

Football, they say, is $3500 in tine hole .This is not an uncommon occurence . Fate has declared

that certain concentrated gobs of our sparsely populated nationhave to take turns paying through the nose for the privilegeof watching 21 men beat the hell out of each other trying tocatch the 22nd with a ball up his armpit . UDC, like the tiny bpthearty cities of Regina and Ottawa, seems doomed to -suffer thi seconomic nosebleed with chronic regularity.

WHO WAS IT, BECK?Somebody in the editor's office last week offered his vets.

sion of an lee-pack.To refresh the reader's memory, it consisted chiefly . of an: .

attack on the play-for-pay system of our American cousins,(quite credible) ; the hopelessness of UBC's chances of winningagainst competition (vez credible) ; a natures request for UBCto get the hell out of the Evergreen Conference (quite suppor table); and a resulting urging for the dear old Alma Mater toloin hands with Canadian Colleges over them thar Rovky Mts .(absolutely impossible).

All except the last are excellent observations and ideas .It has been ten years since we severed athletic relations wit hthe Canadian universities and took our carpet bags south of th eborder .

To hear the talk then, UBC was going to sack the smalle rAmerican colleges, returning home with enough silverware t opawn and set up a tavern . Coupled with the interest on thisalchoholic investment and the gate receipts from gigantic, pay-ing crowds, football and basketball were going to make the at hletic programme entirely self-supporting, with profits to sprea din every direction .

FREE-LOADERS BY THE DOZE NBut there was no silverware . The liquor laws don't allow

a campus pub . The crowds weren't huge, and the few that di dcome to stretch their puny necks of hope under the Yankeeaxe, used more free-loading ingenuity than a fat in-law .

So athletics never have been self-supporting, but lean likesomething to the tune of $3 .60 plus a $5 gym building fee allover the obliging student .

They will, though, they told us eventually pay for them -selves . Someday will come a time when UBC will become thehome of dozens of athletes who were reared on basketballs andfootballs—who became so hungry for the damn things that the ydon't feel they deserve to eat if the other team ever gets closerto said balls than waving distance .

Someday has been coming for ten years—always just aroun dthe corner . But it hasn't come yet, and there is no proof that it

i will . It has no reason to .Then if we can't beat the Yankees, th6 boys in the back

room say, let's leave 'em .Maybe we should . We don't make money . We don't win

very often. But we have a lot of fun trying, and the attemptskeep Ubyssey sports editors working overtime thinking up rea-sons why we almost did win . The phrase "moral victory," if atleast not born at UBC, sure as hell was raised to an age so dam nold it's dead—and smells like it . .

Still, there's merit in trying .What would we do if we got out ?Join a Canadian Conference, with Alberta, Saskatchewan,

and Manitoba,'the same backroom boy says .Yes, let's do .But first, the individual who is going to lead UBC up the

primrose path to fame. and victory will have to do two things.One : He has to find $4000 for every time he wants to fly

a football team home and back beta ec'n Vancouver and Winni-peg. For the two closer towns of Edmonton and Saskatoon, th etariff is less of course, but still too much .

Two : Trot east and tell Saskatchewan and Winnipeg the yshould join a western conference . It has not been publicized, th eeditorial page said . Hah . Neither has the idea of two televisionsets in the living room been publicized . What nobody wants ,nobody gets told about .

•The prairies are happy (and often broke) with their junio r

and professional clubs . They have neither., interest nor popula-tion to support any more .

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THE LAST FOOTBALL PICTURE of the season comes with the blessing of FootballEditor Rae Ross, who was very impressed by the girls' form . By the way, Home Ec beatthe Nurses 16 112-0 according to Ross .

—Robertson Photo

UBC Thunderbirds found out the hard wily that AlberniAthletics are a second-half club. On both Friday and Saturday.evenings in Alberni, A's staged second half rallies to pullaway from the Birds and post 75-60 and 67-59 exhibition wins .

The double win gave the Can-adian champs three victorlef ures were guard Ed Wild andwithout a loss over Jack Pom- center Mike Fraser with 14 andfret's crew. A's had trimmed the 18 respectively .Birds 61-41 at UBC the previousweek .

Alberni scoring was evenlyIn the Friday game, the Then- distributed . Ron Bissett finished

derbirds battled Alberni on even with 17 points, John Kootnekoffterms for the first half with both' with 15, Joe Samarin with 14 ,squads assuming short leads.

and Doug Branham with 13 .

By MIKE OLASPIE

MIKE GLASPIE—SPORTS EDITO R

Sea-Funs, LeafsWallop Jayvees

UBC' TrackWins MeetOn Island

Another trophy was added tothe UBC trophy case this week-end when coach Peter Mullins 'supposedly inexperienced cross-country track team won the Ad-miral Nelles Trophy at the an-nual Royal Roads track compe-titions .

Jack Burnett was the bigwheel for UBC as he rolled to arecord-shattering win, clippingan unofficial six seconds off theall-time record for the four andone-half mile course, Right be -hind Burnett was another ULCtrack star, Jim Moore. Ian Fras-er of Victoria High capture dthird place .

The other half of the UBCteam, Bob Groves and Dick Bar -ton, ran fourth and eighth re-spectively .

Team-wise, UBC with 15 1points was first, followed by Vic-toria High' "A", with 32½ point sand HMCS Venture, with 40points .FIRST SINCE 185 1

This was the first time since1951 that UBC has won theRoyal Roads meet and the firstcross-country meet victory thi syear. It was also the last sche-duled track event of the year .

Coach Mullins is now facedwith the coming spring trackand field season . He hopes tohave the first meeting in Febru-ary with p : setices starting soonafter .

Shuttle TeamCome Close

UBC badminton players wereactive this weekend when the ycompeted in the invitationa lBadminton-tourney .

In the men's singles, KenNoble reached the semis as di dJoan Crocker in the Woman' ssingles . Mary-Jean Levers andJoan Crocker teamed up t oreach the woman's doubles fina lbut lost out in a beat of threeseries . In the mixed doubles ,Chuck Forbes and Mary-Jea nLevers took second place .

The Leafs looked like theywould be the first victims of aJayvee defeat Saturday nigh tas the Pennmen dominated th eplay In the first half, holding th eLeafs to a 36-35 lead.ZONE STOPS JAYVEES

When the third quarter open-ed, the .Jayvees took possessionof the .ball on the jump andwent down the floor only t osmack into a tough zone defens eof the Leafs . With this defense ,the JV's scoring was held toa minimum as the Leafs racke dup a 12 point lead by three quar-ter time .

Early in the fourth quarter ,Jayvees put on a mild scoringoutburst to come within eigh tpoints of the lead, but the Leaf ssettled down and kept their 1 2point lead in check until the fina lwhistle .

Four soon scored 88 of theLoafs 71 Points. Chuck Dean ledwith 22 points as Goof Craig,Pat McGee:, and Leo Mulhernealso kit for double figures with19, 18, and 11 points respective-ly. Laurie Veatch was high manfor the losers with 14 whil eEd Pedersen and Dave Verno nwere only one tally behind with18 pouts inch.

On Friday night, league-lead-ing Sea-Funs gave IJBC a fewlessons on how to play basket -ball as they ran through JV'sdefense for 58 points, leading atthe half 28-16 . In the secon dhalf, the junior birds exper-ieeced one of the worts scoringrecords in 'Senior "A" leaguehistory as they sank only twofield baskets in 33 attempts .

WeatherHits Socce r

Bad weather dealt all rugbyand soccer games a knockoutblow over the weekend as twoinches of melting snow covere dVancouver .

The postponement leaves bothfirst and second division rugbythree weeks behind on thei rschedules and, with the Gre yCup weekend approaching an -other cancellation is possible .

Soccer enthusiasts face thesame problem on Grey Cup daybut there is a possibility of sche-duling their games on Sunday .If the games are played, V as'sitywill ',robably meet Royal Oa kDrugs and Chiefs against Sunse tCommunity Centre .

A's LEAD 8S-35At the intermission, the Is-

landers held it slim 39-35 budge .In the second half with A's play-ing-coach Elmer Speidel force dout of the contest with an ankleinjury, Alberni roared awa yfrom UBC for the easy 75-60win .

Forward Doug Brinham ledthe Alberni onslaught with 2 1points while team captain A lBrown followed with 18 more .McLEOD SCORES 1 8

For the Birds John McLeodnotched 18 points with rooki eNorris Martin close behind wit h15 points .

Saturday night, the Thunder -birds had an upset in the mak-ing until Alberni climaxed anuphill struggle by taking overthe lead with just five minute sleft and from there going on toscore a 67-59 win .

BIRDS LEAD BY 1 0UBC held a comfortable 39-29 .

lead at the half and still weresix points to the good at thre equarter time. Alberni foughtback in the final frame and th elast time Birds had the upperhand was at 50-49 with fiveminutes on the clock .

High man for the evening wasJohn 'McLeod with 19 points .Other Birds , to hit double fig-

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BIRD BRIEFS—Coming in fo ra lot of praise from coach Pom-fret was Barry Drummond, whohas been switched from forwar dto guard. Drummond turned in atop effort Saturday in his firstgame at the new spot . . Tono-one's surprise, Pomfret picksAlberni as the team to beat forthe B .C. championship. . . . MikeFraser played his first game ofthe season after being out with 'an injury, and found 'himself i nthe second game to rack up 18points . . . . John McLeod has le dUBC in scoring in every game t odate, averaging 18 .7 In his las tfour starts .

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UBC Jayvees failed to climb out of the cellar last weekendtaking a 58-34 shellacking from Sea-Fun on Friday night andthen losing a hard fought 75-63 game to Cloverleafs the follow-ing night .

PICKELL HIGH MA NBob Pickell and Norm Watt

hit the hoop for 16 and 10 point srespectively to lead the broad-casters In the individual scoringrace. Ted Saunders with tenpoints was high man for UBC .

In other Senior "A" leaguegaems, Leafs beat Cloverdal e78 .63 on Friday night and Jew-ellers upset Sea-Fun 70-60 in aSaturday night game that wasloaded wth 45 fouls and oneof the worst showings of Van-oouver officiating this season .

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Jewellers

3 1 280 241 6Sea Fun

3 1 285 220 8Leafs

3 1 268 246 6C l'dale

1 3 250 279 2Jayvees

0 4 212 273 0

THE 'UBYSSEYTuesday, November 22, 1955

irds Have BluesIn Final Half AsAlberni . Win=s Two

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HOW THE NEW FLASH SMELTING PROCES SOPERATES—First, Inco installed a $2,000,000 plan tto separate oxygen from the air--325 tons of it a day !Oxygen, piped from this plant, plus finely ground

copper concentrate and flux are blown into a speciall ydesigned furnace and the mixture is ignited . Heatfrom the burning sulphur and iron smelts the or eand the molten copper matte is drawn off. In this

process, sulphur and oxygen combine to formsulphur dioxide (S02 ) . The sulphur dioxide isliquefied and sold for use in Canada's pulp an dpaper mills .

INCO RESEARCH HELPS STRENGTHEN CANADA'S ECONOM Y

NEW FLASH SMELTING PROCESS SAVE S65,000 TONS OF COAL A YEA R

IN the production of copper at Inco,smelting operations used to requireapproximately 65,000 tons of im-ported coal every year .

Now, Inco is smelting copperconcentrates without coal. A patent-ed flash smelting process, develope dafter years of Inco research andextensive pilot plant tests, producescopper matte more economicallythan ever before .

The principle of the new flashsmelting process is' based on the fac tthat sulphur and iron, when com-bined with sufficient oxygen, willburn with an intense heat .

Since the ores mined at Sudburycontain high percentages of bot hsulphur and iron, 'Inco devisedthis method of smelting the ore .

In the flash smelting process, Incoemploys hydro-electric power to

freeze oxygen from the air . Coal isno longer necessary and sulphur i srecovered as liquid sulphur dioxide.Hence, Inco's production costs ar elower. Like so many other develop-ments of Inco research the newflash smelting process has helpedstrengthen Canada's economicposition in the world today .

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