101 Random things to do when your bored

By: Matthew Shanks

Random thing #1

search Google on Google

Google

Random thing #2

Find a cat with brown eyes

Random thing #3

Dream about life savers then wake up and no buttons will be on your pants.

Random thing #4

Go to a pet store buy a dog then name it kitty

KITTY

RANDOME THING #5

eat some psychoactive mushshrooms

Random thing #6

put a candy bar on a lay away

Random thing #7

change your name every 5 minutes Bob-Chris-Matthew-

Robert Robert.

Random thing #8

fly to India then when you get there fly back

Random thing #9

sing the SpongeBob Squarepants theme song backwards

Random thing #10

see how slow you can eat ice cream

Random thing #11

find a crab then battle it

Random thing #12

• Blow up a pumpkin.

Random thing #13

• Start asking the little kids at McDonald's before they go in the playground "Are you on the list?".

Random thing #14

• When you are on a bus, turn around and wave. See how many people wave and how many give weird looks.

Random thing #15

• Call a friend and scream at them "how could you do this to me Miguelito!"in a Hispanic accent.

Random thing #16

• Don't think about hippopotamus's!!!! HAHA YOU DID!

Random thing #17

• Put an egg in the microwave and watch it explode.

Random thing #18

• Write life on a name tag and walk around handing people lemons.

Name

Life

Random thing #19

• Super glue 10 cents to a concrete path.

Random thing #20

• Go in an elevator and ask people if they come here often.

Random thing #21

• Look up 'hippo gets explosive diarrhea' on YouTube.

Random thing #22

• In a very public and crowded place, yell "Hey you!" and watch how many people react.

Random thing #23

• Go to a crowded mall and yell "I LOVE PIE!".

Random thing #24

• Run around your neighborhood screaming, "MY SHADOW'S CHASING ME!!!"

Random thing#25

• Tell the teacher 3+3 is jello in the middle of class and when she says no its not argue with them.

3+3=

Random thing#26

• Tape yourself to the ceiling and when someone walks under you, try to fall on them like a ninja!

Random thing #27

• Make tiny screaming noises when you cut a carrot.

Random thing #28

• Go up to someone and yell "are you allergic to peanut butter" When they turn around just walk away..

Random thing #29

• Go to your neighbors house knock on the door, and when they answer say hi. . . then stare.

Random thing #30

• Go up to random strangers and ask them for a high 5!

Random thing #31

• Go to a restaurant and throw your food on the ground and say "that serves you right Steve!".

Random Thing #32

• Pull your pants up really high and run through a shopping mall.

Random thing #33

• Go to the city and throw skittles at people saying "taste the rainbow"!

Random thing #34

• Walk up to someone and say, " I grow my own belly lint " and see their reaction.

Random thing #35

• Walk up to someone, sing "Happy Birthday" at the top of your lungs, salute, bow, and walk off.

Random thing #36

• Put a pineapple with a sticky note on it that says, welcome to paradise! on a random persons doorstep.

Random thing #37

• Walk in to the airport and ask when the new shipment of air will arrive.

Random thing #38

• Just be awesome!

Random thing #39

• Try and see how many grapes you can shove in your mouth.

Random thing #40

• Text a random person saying would you like your eggs scrambled or fried? .

Random thing #41

• Half empty a pool and refill it with food dye and bubble soap.

Random thing #42

• How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Random thing #43

• Spend a night in your bathtub.

Random thing #44

• Go to a grocery store and ask where the squirrels are.

Random thing #45

• Follow random joggers around in a car playing Eye of the Tiger for encouragement.

Random thing #46

• Go to the grocery store and ask if they have any canned bread.

Random thing #47

• Fill an empty jar of mayonnaise with vanilla pudding and eat it in public.

Random thing #48

• Go through an old yearbook and see how weird everyone looked.

Random thing #49

• Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.

Random thing #50

• Ask for a diet water

Random thing #51

• Scream randomly at someone "I fell off a cliff yesterday!".

Random thing #52

• Go to the dentist and tell them your toe hurts.

Random thing #53

• Carry a pickle all day name it Fred and if anyone asks, drop it run away and scream ITS MY BABY!

Random thing #54

• See how many sticky notes you can put on your dog named kitty without it waking up.

Random thing # 55

• Have a staring contest with a potato.

Random thing #56

• Go to a golfcorse and when a ball lands run out pick it up and throw it at them, say you dropped this.

Random thing #57

• Speak in a British accent for a full day

Random thing #58

• Plant a quarter, and when people ask what you're doing, tell them you r growing a money tree.

Random thing #59

• Shove an open book in someone's face and yell "FACEBOOK!!!".

Random thing #60

• End Everything you say with "In My Pants".

Random thing #61

• Paint your hair green and your skin orange, then sit in the corner and pretend to be a carrot.

Random thing #62

• Try to be Spiderman and walk up a wall

Random thing #63

• Go up to your friend, slap them and say I didn't slap you I high-fived your face.

Random thing #64

• Go out in public and shout, you can't handle this jelly!

Random thing #65

• Sit on a park bench and throw candy canes at children screaming "I is elf! merry Christmas!".

Random thing #66

• Give someone a makeover when they're sleeping.

Random thing #67

• Say to a friend you can stand longer on one leg then him and when he does it, push him. .

Random thing #68

• Replace the salt with sugar...and the sugar with salt...watch what happens.

Random thing #69

• In the middle of July, run down the street screaming merry Christmas!

Random thing #70

• Flush a toilet and say "FOR NARNIA!!!!"

Random thing #71

• Every time you see a dog say squirrel.

Random thing #72

• Whenever something's really awkward, say everyday I'm shufflin'.

Random thing #73

• Build a house out of gummy bears.

Random thing #74

• Go to McDonald's and ask for the nearest Burger King!

VS

Random thing #75

• Keep calling/emailing/mailing/taking to toys r us management and say the r on the sign is backwards.

Random thing #76

• Say LIAR after everything someone says!

Random thing #77

• When a automatic door opens scream and run away.

Random thing #78

• Start to pet the thing closest to you and say "my precious".

Random thing #79

• Pretend to be Lord Voldemort and use the killing curse to the next person who rings your doorbell.

Random thing #80

• Run into a store, ask what year it is, yell IT WORKED!! and run out.

Random thing #81

• Put a no pooping sign on the toilet.

Random thing #82

• Run down a street laughing uncontrollably and see how people respond.

Random thing #83

• Be a walrus...

Random thing #84

• Go around telling people that someone is following you and point at your shadow.

Random thing #85

• Literally put a fork in the road.

Random thing #86

• Order take-out from Domino's and when the guy comes look confused and glance down at a Pizza Hut menu.

Random thing #87

• Start yelling at an orange in public.

Random thing #88

• Invite your friend to spend the night then hide there pants.

Random thing #89

• Ask a vegetarian if they eat animal crackers.

Random thing #90

• Walk around and ask people in a British accent "how many bananas can you fit in your pants?" DO IT!!

Random thing #91

• Where a life jacket in the kiddy pool.

Random thing #92

• When answering the phone say “Hello city morgue”

Random thing #93

• Load a water gun with soy sauce and shoot businessman.

Random thing #94

• Take your pet rock to the park.

Random thing #95

• Put soap in the microwave. Trust me, it's pretty cool.

Random thing #96

• Go to Wal-Mart and every time you see someone say, "welcome to Wal-Mart".

Random thing #97

• Ask someone, 'if your legs are on fire and your head is in a block of ice, are you warm or cold?''.

Random thing #98

• Call an electrician, ask them how to get a llama out of a tree in a Russian accent.

Random thing #99

• Call a bank and ask how much money does a dollar cost.

Random thing #100

• Fill your mouth with whip cream and bite your best friend. Then yell at them, 'RABIES!'.

Random thing #101

• Create this power point