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JACK OAKIP COLLiOE - PT3(A;fUN H0. P£

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COOD1PIl1$ Get a lift rith a CAYFI.!

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400Mh: Jack Oa'tic• Colle?sl Prerentod each ?ue::day night by the R."J.

RsynoldF S*ruco Coa.oany, makers of CAYf3. Cigarnttea.

An hour of y,ainlev- e.tuc•.tion, under Prefildrnt Jack OaY.:e, Pro-

feseor 8enay Ooodnan rnd his "InC bnnd, ran' Doctor Georgie Etoll

and hit orchestra. Ton'Cht,. the 00ir. Cnnpos vn1c-wev, thr• fanous

comedy toam of Olsan and Johnson.

You'll alsa m..,st Jw9y Garland, ►.1 Sh^v tnd S::n I-e, Lnd the Ckkie

Cnllege Glee Cliib, areeted by Nyer Iilriender.

(sFIOHT SONGs U° T) FINISH)

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o00DIIIRt T'e *eleore you to the Oakie Caajaue with a ving nimber by Beneqi

6oodaan and his beniS.

(Cu! ONE "As TO AOvfOM)

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Qkay# boys.

{COC OtiF ",N" TO 'tO;.hYTOOD)

(1PPLdUi;k IN YOL?.IL03D)

And no-7 here vF. crp in PAsidertlt Oakiels office, or, the eampust

rhere we ftny the fanous pedagogue with his secretary.

!h yoa, ped,%goQu0N at Chineae saw,er ?ouee•

Not that's a pedogs,

PFdogk ts in Kentucky -- go sesy Honey, If» eipcotisig to very

proRinAnt aducNtors f6r a visit today. They're Doctor Olsen and

Prefeaaor Johnson fr:,rs the National School for lealf f!its. 2 says

Doctor 01fen is an L. L. D..s D. D. 8.e g. At L. F. v.a G. A. R.t

Y. F. T. c 0. C.C. c end P. T, A. Professor .rohnsot, is also gettir,l

a little heln from the (3orernnmt. It errnia 4,heverc maki•V r, tonr

of the countrq 1.n a tratlrr to boost â•a the half wlt buetness, tieet

ar soon as they arrive I want yo=z ta...

(F10'J`'P OF I LOtID BY.?I,I)BtOti) (8'^`•,iMD OF A tiLR!'` tY..ASA)

It so,.mde like thsy're h*re.

No, Prasi3er,t Onkiet lo=<c th••t <as the chenietr,v leboratory thnt IuÂ

blc:; up.

The C8!1SICIL laboratery. I`hyc nqy thHtea Profetsor bisby's Iotnt.

Iie probably got too awcls draamite In tl,et tooth ;iâste again• Lookiet

here -- beske +q rindoxn snd look st th!t brosn s;4t an the carAete

fteyt call up Professor BtxbT...,.

Oht Prssident Oakiec thf•t brown spot is Professor bixb9•

by Jethrot Use Ria;celc I belte'se youtre ri;ht - now th=.t I look

cloael,y, th► t broen s?ot Menrs thF n-±x intelligrnt cxnreasion th-t DL^

Aizby Roars, t'c11, soak his up on u blottrr ard nsil ht° hosa,


Yes$ sir.

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Oh th-,t door. 0•.^>ae inl (DroGB OPM AND BHUT)

Ahi Rood norning, Mr. Oskie.

Oh it's you. Oood t..t+rninEl bt,+n ik.yton.

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I understGnd th^A, tonight's guest loeturnrs are Profesaor Olreet and

Prefe6ror Jo.hnton.

That'F riEht, tkmn.

I trust they Yre higf.ly educjLte% men who R!.1'. tt, ? credit to the colleget

Oh eure, rtrietly a couple of big rord gwvb, i'*an Gayton. to, by the

oq, Miss 1tievel.

Yeae sir.

Yon bettrr put a b:nch of boaxe pradn4 my offiac. tau Fee, I do.It

ront Oiren lind Johnson to think tthkt I'tt an ignnrant bub.

Tes, tAr. I aean, nop gir.

I ehali ur.st to nept th+-sF Profeseorc, but 1 h ve atlzar ics:+ortant

r,,ettFra on ;n mtrd.

I cea ia%•gino.

Mirs Sellump of the Psychology Lepnrtornst, xee InJured in wn acoidtnt

and yoatll heve to leoWrc to het class today.

F'hot MeT

You. tt tr:clves o'elock.

t1vr o'c3ook; That'c zy lunoh houri

Today it xi11 be your psyahology haur.

Or q esso hour. Okay Itesn, I+ll be ther®. The oo:ls&a suct go onl

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Very mell•

(D OP 0"F:4 !AD st1U7)

(T' tURAIY.F) hh rlear...?sychology, hsvm! (iht +rallj, Itll arobably think

of soeething to ray. lties HicYelt lonk sc up a eouplc of etaoks on

Pqohology.

Do you tspell It vtth tu "ST"

Mn! '£yoholo,"yi0 6'411ed :,:th. ! ^Cs .-.. (s..i-i; -- nll.p•*

7hanks,

tthj by the ray -- take an anonye ma lAtter. ^Ta the cditor of th!

Oeki.e Co12,rr E_norr.. De r 6'.rt Yours truly -- Jack oakie. 'Aiotated

Irpt not roed....

But PrAei9ent 05 ciei vhat about th(w letter?

Oh nrerr a4i!d, iu: t n'Ut in a blen :•%p4o.

A b1anY. , +v n4

•o renne 7r4tir7 n Lrttnr....hs cAntt resd,...Jutt sign it snd -rnd it

on. RI%Q) The 3ho:e is rir.gln^ :Iy nrrnid beauty. Ansxe•r that

ophone, 1[iren Iif o1:el,

+r.nt any.

(PHCNr 0?)

r=nd te11 l®n wb;t,npr they're sel:ing xe ®ontt

Hello - hello Collve. 01h y-r, ProPeesor Olven, hstk herc.

('n "AoI`1 frF ;n^ {= t, Ol^or. ^nn Joh*^eon4

D!d ynn tell 'or, 7+raF hnret

Yra, I did.

You know, you do cecrythir.v taekr®rde, ltiaa llict:el. 11111 bet you etrrt

your bresttast vith Gcs:•ert and tinieh un by going bxck to b_4 again,

Give tee th tIrAionn„ Oh hello -- hello -- in this 01cen and Jnbnson!

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1lall, Re ain't Aroa en' Andy.

He,71 1!here nrF you guy5?

P'e're in .an BAnear^fina...*e'va been dslayed in our tsaii% r.

N'hat delayed you?

Oh, Chic ,+eintn1 the trailer greenp you lmoef,

Paintcd the trkilcr green. f'oy ehou1c: thl t de1+=y you?

We11, every ticE we stop Jc+ek -+ ^-eople run up and rsail 1rttere in it.

And anotha^- thing. i:e've been arre!-^tr< for driving pest traffic lighis•

Uhuh• Eho was driving?

01see.

Whj didn't he c:top when he 8t.n the lights?

r:hates that?

11hy didn't he stop rhan he saw the -i1CAtt?

He thought they liver syots m:: dro.c right thromagh.

(eIDKiS aT7W aAfiClil:S G'Ae)

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Xall, glad Dayton di.dn't hear th^ts ;io hu^a.

3udy Osrland wantF to a-a sou, Sr. Oafiie•

Judy Carland( .h tlrstes amrYeloua. 9e11, herefg the little wot+an nos,

AovNr two bu9y to tulk to Judy.

(DO')R 0?FNd)

He1loJudy n Hor er'e you?

(D¢PHE:-SQD) I'm all. right, 1 Euess, President 00114

You guc=sl RoreB t1e.4 boy lrieaid of yours?

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Oh now, President 4nkie, you#re not Roind to k?d raF about Joe, #,alp Nre

yout

what do you pesn - M:idditt? xholc been k1ddiYc, you?

AU the girls, the lr"st fe Csy#*

l-e11 -- nhet d- yai wtra? If he+o b niDe boy, f:ncml you like hlo, eell

ucvtr min4 thoAe Kine cr•Ckere•

It it+nlt tiwt. i-- yot. uQe - h-vr.n+t seon hiw.

Yon h&venf t seen hSm. Oh.

He was goii-q, to xW-,t ca brrit lset 4'uesdayc=ad -- ^e vaent;t tbe+rs. to

the girls t ►Rve iHSen xidiiing ae. Rhey've been 3endiugY we lake wrPSeAes

+nd nuling All eorte of °hany Rege.

F7ty thoFF naurhty f1r1R! Judy, I'11 saice tsa s>ut that outA

fdh - n1pRrPl ajonlt gr.^ vrvtt+.in,tr, or yazi21 1u" t:^rhe it aoTSeo

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All riqhtp J itiy. i.i.+.tcn, why doh't you :•4t$ eo:4; for oc asA forggt

rll nbont Lt4

g'.a^? +"+'+^lr ^v *.^nr, {h brAakinr? uoriI! ne ebrurdi

ho' rri TH.^r+t taYe it so ht rd. to.*.l,t ^ o!get Pi;ilt.aehi•

:10?

Psgillt.

tho on earth it, Png1111t

2ou iaror - thtt guy (sines •parti is gutbbes) =ith th,^ elo,z suie

thRt h?:clc's sin;; chAn his vite :an eway v:it.h. td:e eheuffewr?

Oh) Yo-v ^v rm ?nplii+ceil

Pagliocr.tt Thetl'. the gay1

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Lietonp ho"cys vorrel You don't feel ao terriblet Lreae see you rzilel

(&IIIL2^4) I tan^t.

Go erry. You're s®ilin' nowl Como on,, sing s^ e^nice cheerful sont,p will

you? I'll call you Judy ALgiilit

lli righti

(sbRINE IN YOUR tfE1F3° JUDY AAD BliCfiLS".144)

(oMMTRA IkTitOL'UCTF?d)

Don't you be a g od for nothin!

bever $uount to e,th'lnl

9anain' roan. the omanera.

Canit you ene you neve+r will be Settir' anya'2ere.

If you cecnt to get Enrlloyaent

Tidy up you face

!nd :,ioount to tros-thiln'

Those big ritn who got up th-rn -- all deolare•...

'},en therc'c a shine on yaur shoos

There's amelody in your heart

^ ith e singable he ^+i' feeling

A ton erfal Way to start

To feee the world Wry day

With a "dee-dle,ev-de -di-d£e

Little melody thet it *aking

The worrying world go by

vhen you walk down tho, atrv.rt -itb happy-go-luelq beat

You'11 finci a lot in whfit I'e rP,aesting

rhen there's a shlne on your shoes,,Ln

There'e a melody in your heart °Ln'kD

tchAt a aondcrrful tay to start the day.


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Shoe shine boyl (yitr ealaa)

6hoe shine b:-yL (ye,r aalam)

T#ka a ltttle tine now

rake a little diae vos

aet a gof.nt shoe ahf.ne boy,

ShoC shine boyj (7as salae)

Aoo shina boyl (yae ra'aa)

Po11eh 'am aa' brast: tem

Shine $ea ni an' rne.h Isa

Qet agoing shoe shine bo8;

Sxing thst shine cloth - nring rrith a ftths to brinb out

BhiuP 'g:A up ani giv(v ,ec the rhyt-.r+ to a:n,r tvt....

I Sot e shine on my ahaee

Gotta seleey in ry hcurt -

It'e a einsebbe happy feeling

T r a iua a# ra d e : : . ra d:4 e. p ch r hha

Ra de n. it de ai ra de av chi chi Chi....

'FinE Wry c'ey

Sinp, R d^MdlN`.L9-3Cin-3^a-c+ye

Little Qelndy thnt Is eaking

Ra da a, ra de L. ra .°e a0 ehe liha

f de e, ra de a, ra le to ohi chi chi

Valk doxn thr Etreet with F. j16pQiPr beat

If you're dreKeed in your beat

With e sper;cle at yok ferts sty

You'll fina a lot In -what I'm rapc+atinb

T+hen there's a shine on your shoc6

Thcrela s Belod7 in your hPr,rt


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!lTART....

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DAY........•

(ORCBE`;T1iAt UY AFA OUT)

(A^PLAUEi)

That saa wiwply diris». As, JndY# that vas roadertult itoult you feel

better now?

In.

Ion'll be all right. Lieten, eeaybe Joe will turn up. And if he doean1t,

th-re4e plenty of other boye.

Not like Joe.

That's r.htit you tfiink.

(PHO4F RINOS)

Fell, 1111 `o, 1lr. Oak1e. I'11 see you ton,tght in Lphus ttal'1.

(PHOHE fl?Nav)

All right, honey. Doa't worry, do you hemarY

Oooftro.

(DCAR 0P141 1.ND : H:3T)

: PHONF BFLL R;i7uC vEE."nLY j

lzt.et's the a-ot.ter with the phc+nc...it'e mic<: i: ohrnging. 1?ell, maet

be a loug dlctane^ crll, it ejour,d:^ nigyhty +cP.k.

(PH(?NP' UP)

Hello, th:e is Cu..:e Colleg8. Ixun^Rt John OakiE apsekint.

8ont•et John !?s:;;e, this it Qat€r.: and So':ncwn.


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-ia-Mellj rhy ain't you here...%here, etiro you?

Jsck, ne'r, right nov aeira in the •iddle of a terrible thunderstorta.

It'a bad, hub?

Yeah, lightnieg 'uat 6trucr 02Ean right in the sip}Mr -- and we're

looking for some safety pins•

(SIIt88 IIUl1 IELACBES i)Ns)

(LAIIGflD)

(!'HmK UP..000CR ON,tJOaR)

If that's Det+n Da'tAnt iEiss Aieksl, I'o not in,

tiister L2ak:e, it's Awtor Goodwin --

Doator GooJsin - Ilet atill not in.

..- And a yoang lady.

YounQ 14dy - tell Goodwin to o(ae in.

(DO0'+ OP0 AaD BiiU;')

Dr. Ooridwin, hello boy, what's on your nindY

Pres, I ant you to eeeet z plne;.y young co-ed who it working htr way

through eoll-:ge. This it isicc Gloria Graiet -»

1►orkin`T t,ellg sr,ap e{v susppn<<era if this elntt lntorePtingt Jurt

what do you do. Gloria?

IPells you s;ae, after clwesea are ovcrr, rrct.dEnt ?akie, I get busy

and nake fufige and beke cookirs tact oakea - and sall thar --

t4wu - slo+ np there. You ean you st11l hevr e::.ough energy laft

aftpr a hc-rd day to do all that? Don't you erer get tiredt

Of oourrs, I get tired, but than I get a LIFT with R CI,MkIe. It's

sioply sAell the way ^G,AltFLB help ene sr*-,j V ek.Ln.4


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I.+F, to'.ks, you111 be €urpriseL hoci such earirr thtng: aosr it you

rto'l rti-] enfoy CkkE`;L," rhsn yOctre ttr+sd. Smo?:ing CAl9$L'6 eortlier

tobacere rele;.s©H s i?<-i= flow of enerriy - helps you keep going e'th

rlm eud vig r. On j;"t r.ith a CAt9111

lbanYu for atenpitg i,r.f Doctor, end mighty g1.^G to h(xre .Mt you toap

alorla.

ThanY you.

00 1cK+6, prr=.

WPn 0"S rWn :TuT)

(Pr???ir R:'.lQf) (";;:^!!^ t?.°i' !!h0•"^ .. _ ..

OaYIo Co11+.Ce, Ronr of hyneo;+oE.,sB 14nosle<.get

dive tzp th_t phone. K`h^tls tha r„etter tsith you r.qa nos?

Fntrn in Pr,ta+eea,

(CkAÊ)

n^.t t=r,c t}t•t7

îoPFb:ry 'u: < 3ro)-r.+i the Rore H^?vr],a Sr.y Jspk, f'ytli be fight r•Ioas

as soon to I vake p?a®n up.

PUtiH the wttsr7 I:t+ he relePpT

No -- beta e2noonseious.

Are you rureY

As I rure! ft, ha.!

êll tell sas - xeit amlnuue. thv+t happened to hint

t!a sisto<,x thn hesdlight n: the Chief for e firefly end trigel to kill

it eit6 k aet•anaper. f:m broke e 1eg. (LAilOit)

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DMone It, thoae creay nuts better hur'y up or II11 be giving a

payoholc+&v leeture when they errise. Miss Nictsl1, did you find enythins

for r.a to tety atc+ut pqcholoYyY

I hflren't net found the word ye*t.

NellV thAt r.nt.tlex it...tf en4 sohnr.Ma a1.n't her+ it forty

8eifpn<4g we, CanPel Veir.o0ntraet.

(AU'IOi60SILF R0}J1....NqDD CRA$?i...OL1fiS CfiA$A....L'OUND OF Rr11tRIi[G !lSF9').

(LAitOHS) boy - gMEU th.Lt ain't ariotling up an this.

Teab -- thf.tla xhct I likr Ebout you bayE....yc4ul.•a ac* rubt1A. ('tD!'

OF SHE OOFiMRF OF HIB YOUTH) Horr, hp^eo y^n two uu8s0 -- no

T1)Ugh Etnff...yG'1lrC i+: retponcihle+ - or re6.-notab1r COaI''any...*

aaong hiYb c1gFS ;ko?le. J-i t laak ?t 4cn. yon*rc rct4h -«

you're rr.ueeus -- you're boistarouP.

Fe11 - you sat to knoa roac-thing r2aeY

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by sus; enBere e,•e bueted.

>oll, keep yorr h¢nde in your ,ockr:ta and cor:n 6cre. to you finelay

-adc it. TeO Ta, '.:o•:. ►e: the irlpY

VeTy comfortsbleo tDsnk you.

Icn't it kit+d of croyc?rd in e traiier....

CrordedT (Lf'JOilB) trrrs, ever.y aornii.; : used to A+Ve out of Tincle

Oley'r coffep cvn snd he u ►-d to L"rjn> ey tsharinY r.oe.?.

ItIr e lot of fun stop^i»' in tbe,e tretlP- eanpa.

Craf;ta! You eeen trailrr waps.


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He er.id err-b,:a and he rr•,na cram.a• &ry, er ^^r,rr packed no claRe

together one norniq; I h d & heRdsChe, Fnd the, gity In the next trailer

t ok asAria.

E"rerything vyt *11 "ight ntil @'rile inaistsC on prx:cticittg or his

tewshme.

On his turoybonet In the trailer?

8ure -- h( bed to ero,,t the e1tdP out the orir.dos avrry time he hit a

low note.

Asseabe the night we were n-st to thr t:q from Areiklyey I hit s

low note f.nd xhen I brought in the trembasap thare voT•r+ thrre auits of

red woolen underrQ,r hmging on it.

Xen tine rhe.n t e caap:,d nuxt to the aehool t"ehor from Boston end ceme

up xith a little bustle.

Sa sethinY the left bahind her. You boyE au;t h= vr dowie all right#

i?e aure did.•.until one r.ight he w.hot the trosbone out the Rindow And it

oaae bF;ck on)ty,

That sa• the night, rr: aa$ped arzt to GyM Rov 6°e.

F,ey tell no acriet!dn, - ktov, it+ it slpepin, In .:ine of those trailerEY

We didn1t htive any trouble.

Only ti:e hl.- in .,Par enmshooe then we tent to bFd.

►Het do you cean snoA shocast ilpi

The only place we could put aa fert saa in th^ icNb,pc.

Professor Olssn9

Oi.Y Soxebody calling ast4

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►r'ho it thie yO.mg lady?

Tho's that young l;dy...that's my seerst&ry.

SP^ ii retty...no:sldi yru rnd Profeecor 1o2mson like to'oin we In a

cup of teaL

Ghat did you sa77

I raid soul.d you enW'. Profersor TohaEOn er. Olpen like to join tie in a

cup of tee4

(LAL-01IS) D<.^re...do you think theretll.be rbori for the three of us?

(DOOR l1#!i0:^ 0i+1li AIiD RLW SI3:►T)

YreslAent Oakiel

tfiols th+.t guy?

1011 bet evrc, rot.ey it bin't Li1y Pona.

Quiet - yo:i two boye - thnttR the 3ir•ap."

fhich ne...D+scp or baffyT

I thtn: be ► s r littl.e of botb.

8h Dean - the:fe r.ra the to viaitinr e3,vntorr. Two LighV IntelltgtAt

mm...tno or the tm t briil:sat eoliege aen in the eountry.. Professor

01E-en and Yrnfessor Joharon.

College peDp hprt to you know algebrot

/lgebra who?

Whnre::did you go to college?

Fashington +:nd Jeffereon.

And where did T,g,q go?

VADOAa) Elith and Ileint

Did you IletrioulFte!

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B?:at did you aq?

ketriculate - did you ket:•leulate?

Dlo, but I smoked a little during rwieeso

Lirtwns Ih+.n - br(,!,k this up - d^ me a 1'Hvor. Take three gays out

with you i.e.a shoss thesi the coli*ge..d.ahor thm the s3aRpus...tlWst, thea

the doraitoriee.

the ehiob!

the dormEtories ^ tFetss pht.t the atudeate sleep it. .

Dordtoriesl PRrsoRally - I aleea in paja.ues.

Persone.lly -- 1 cleep in spets...End in sua:arr, only the lett ones

r'ell, se lol^g, ProsiAent Ocaip3

(M)R OPFld F:ND EHQT)

Rr. clakie, I'll aho- th!.se gentleten sxound for a fe; eeosseatF, 'vt itss

V as for you to take thp 7syeh3:ngy elaes,

Ovaye Dean, don't Noxry, I'll give ' ai aeyohol,ogy thet 15 ptiyohology.

Very eelt.

(DOOR OP!'.7 AND eFfJT)

(TO 11Ik3P.t.T) Psyaho'.!ogyl :'r'jehologyj I'll give sez, pcycholopye

Mi.e TOiekel, sall up Ben•_y Goodwtn nd tell hif^ to get over to Psyehol,osy

Hall wtth his bsn:9 r:isbt ee*ay. Tell hiz: I'1.1 si^et him ova- there„

Okay.

Sea you lt1ter, honeyo

(DOOR OPFJt ,RBD . "riUT)

(PA R°^R EIIP FF.PT R'Ab[INd1, AR HB SINGS +'Ph'TONOL002 PSTCHOL002j ?A 7rA

DP? DO?e) Well, betvjtr Peyoholop Aall eai,it lo.ks iikF the stoonts

are elready esitin^ for ta.

(DOOR OPFAB...r.[ H£kR A TPRRI►IC RACf!!T)

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(OAT OALLB, HOI,Lh'R1NOt LAWHINat TEET Y'!TINOt I1i'V.)

(DC'AR CLOSES)

Heyt hayl QLietI Fh•tts going on here?

I didn't h+ar the cuestioD.

I want to knoR Rhat+e going on hereT

Ohs this Is thn c1aoE in Psychologyq

Let's heve a little attention, Iem going to give the lecture todey•

Three oheerr, for Preeident Oakie#

([IDSt *HOOFAY... tiOLIkAT... w0RAYe)

Thank you, stoonta, I an sorry to inforR you that yaRr teachert Nisa

eers Be11um, the wae+ in t.n L,fortunato eteeident yPaterday and ai11 be

unable to be here.

Whe.t happened to her President Oski.e!

fiellj yeaterdxy the ; ent to the ar,nual iieuio of the 00 I. P. tfj and

while there the elis^ped on a beer bottle alnd broke her leg. A high],q

regrcttable circusFtance,

Three cheers for YinF 8are Bellus•

(ICI!'St `1A9R►Y.,NO0RAI.0slbORAIe)

Nojr Rbout three ehoFrs for the beer bottle7

Quiet, quiet.

Rellp what a^F you going to tetch uat PrecY

lrell, It rae By ideiL to etart off with an experiment in the ptyohology

of r}7tha, so I hsve• aska,A Professor 4oodr.an s*•d hie band to join us

here in the olcr^ roon•

(xIist Al' Lils 1K1!lRt:Y, L"PC.)Ln

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jn faet, he's herc rigbt no**

(KIDSe AD LIB "''T?L OAKS* fAYS)

Cutett Benny, I went you to play e rury ^?syoholoKiral numb,:r for the

6toontp. Do you th,nt you got one like th++t in your atLehel?

(CUF Tt10 "A" TO WNTON)

Why, Prez, A', got iust the th,ng. 1'e'11 play "Chloe".

(STO'4Er IN Ip"TON °/.Y 'OA BOYo OBf R'F[I2, PIt'F, tOHP88TULp SiKPLL" }SC.

I1dT !IU!sBFR)

Horris that kids? It th&t t'syohology,-or ianft it?

(CUP TWO 'B" TO liOI,:VOQD)

(KID`. IN iiOi.I.Y-%OOD "AY 'THr.T" Tt'IItIPIO, N"1C. ?'fC. UNTIL DOOR OPI'U8)

Nr. Oakie{

Tee, y t;, Bm Dayton.

Is this your idrR of a Psycholop lroture? The brutalizing rhyt!m of a

aw'r.g benA?

Brutalizing -- Linten, I iuet ~ antA t. to he aurr nene of the ft^adw,ta were

aaleep•

They aoen wide g> ako now. I think it Koull be on rAOellcnt idea, iRr.

Oakie, if you startad the clasr: off by defining nryohoingy fo+ then•

*ht?

uet give F: hriaf explenatinn of t>bsit !3Bynhol,v' to.

^+`., yea..•Ie.^ee sse.,..PFyoholo&y....yeob.

th!at...2 eum't find my glnesou.

n'A11, whrL do you ^nn* about

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Hr. Oakie - I fail to a•e by you should h to to h+•ve your r,leaet-a t•

dsfine peyehology.

1'e1t, t'11 tell youp yoi neej eonetietee I gQt by t,ngue trii•ted around

my eyr t^eth r.nd I rea't et,e vhat I'm talking c.kovt•

Orry noll...aill one of th< students kindly expl.!!in pgyohology.

(THCRF Ir 1, 1ILi99CE) P+7:,0tl....C4ftn no one In the clacsS P,'-'M2 define the

eubjectt

I crin. Pbyoholr-_r.y ic; thi rcicmce of ent&l conrciousnees foundF:d on

intnrminable expvrimental d,:ta chronicling the rcllc+xire respo-.acs

to avplied rtislllzs.

Th tre ver,v good...no-v, thme'b & bright p.Ipil.

I c.ir.'t no upil. I'ai the ae.iatrr from nFnt door.

1 ;:r•interY

Yeah. Oakie r^,nt for at to }*int a bird houee. Hey, Oak'.A, d'ya

ant ao to :.tart not.P t:e 1!ird :wuso att

(Fr'lUblti2:4) Not nor, not ncw...iz::ay +:rkingcrriy.

"•ell, of all the....LLt -e hcving a reyqholoqr Clc-ea or nott

Oh yFah...,hc: c• vr,re : ct

lou better lct nr paint that bird ',ouaoa Oskie...the pfinter'c, union

It. iteble to hc•ve a iat,rike any rainute.

(CONFU°?D) 1'?W nott -- I gucss -- dear ne, I o aecl>xe. Lietea pal

you elit over tbe-a In the corney...yeah...I'll ba nith you latc•r....

xell, if vo Ag atrikc, I'il h^vH to pioket your bird 6ouPe.

:'TO° S:il: IDIOTIC CIi:tTTFRI l1r. Cbkie....i: thts -; psychology e:nFS,

or an I feeble-sinde.l?


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AND COMPANY

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TRriob question do yon erant me to anairor lirstl

4Hhet?

f cai Ya oa;ht to teke the pqehology.tiMet.

Oh, very re11....Nor^ if I oan proaeed rithout intrrruptionp I'il

stPrt sy introduotory leotura. 'Ahem - atudentsof 0ekie Collete ^- *s

rili tate up the ca'b,tsct of the nuoleus of reilrocivs neurottee...xhioh

should be very interesting•..Ah....the relleu a2r. rxtrnda alonr n

henROr)' sxon to hs,re it cro9Fes a aqur:pes, crujlnp, lgapoohondrir.

Are th^ra r•s^v rueati,onet

Yrrab, Kh+.t color do yari want th_-t bird house paintedi Cakie?

I will turn the clabu ov:r to yot

and Y Ki11 see you in my offier leters 8oofl Dayl (1T'OS BLA1t8)

(NPL9CLY) Oood ::ar.

Hoyp k hntert av'tter aith that guy! fk- +ets atke s^sraehody r•tole on

e9ale out of.bis lunCh bucket.

poietl that's freen Dsyton + he's ey boss.

gs may be your boss# but.hA looks like en 3:rdtlea to ne.

Don't Zet an AirQale herr you may thnt....Nor, look, befere you gct as

into any more troublor you go out in the yurd.++ad point th^t bird hoaPe

crp• color you rent to. I'll finish this leeture then I1111take a

gonder et it lattv.

Okay# boss...so long... .

So long...NPvi liF'tem:, kid8r we got to go^t this psyoh:•l^g:r 1*seon. I

hope +rerybody unde.etood the Detats leotwr?

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I didn't, 1Ir. 0s'iLie. r.'-,et doFE "2ypochondris:" aF,:n?

"ibr;aahroudria"...lceue ar,e....:h...doee e.ngbody kno* r.hi t it b,^hne?

Vol

Yo^t're criire of thRt? Bobody her•• knows rh)+t hypochrondria is, tells,

trtF,n I CRn e;-W-k tr.,sly...A bys)ochrmdrlnc is e guy thv,t thiu3e hefu

eie?: but ho Kin't.

Like Deun iv,$t^iY

yeeh in i. vny -• re11p I'll e9[p2zin it uybelfr

(BELL pOTP)

If you seet, to be paatiWietio'Iy inelined

And you s.i11. find life eeaaa to be a ti*ittnr -ail! +_,N e°.ellows

►4rre Is n a:onR, optiai®tio'ly de'idned

It's got o ver; eLaple formale

All yoN ehildren have to do i5 follow as

T:ake up iin'i live

Don't mind the rniny patter

And you +siZl find

We aind otrrr ex.ttar

i): rk c2ou l,3 sill bresy u;> if Yo:; will a.ev^ up end live' •

ako u % and live

£hn,• tho etuf; you' - n n,de of

Jurt lbiln•^ through

rh^t xre you atrnid of

Ioa'll try it won'tchu,

£wyp r.hy donlt otui +rake up e:id livelLn^aLna

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Come out of your ahe'11...I asy....8sy, therQ, feller

R:iy don't yo.i find your pluce in the scm

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;UiRlILL1AM ISTY

AND COMPANY

Now, oome out of your ehell..•I'm talkin' to you tbore, fel2er

Just be a go-getttnl am-of-s gun,.

lake up ea3 live

If LRdy Laok is yaen„ng

mallp get up on your to^^a

A bettnr d y is d"n'.:ag

Don't 1et up, grt up and give

t.ake Up and Ltvf,,!

Fall -- that's 4;:ocbandria. ftierybody upderat&aaA 1E1

I nnderstand it all right, tir. Oakte# but aiy dan't I feel bntterl

Ax gee, Judy, you gotta Our up*

tire tricd, Mr. W: i e, and I can 1 t. R fter aa;.l; there a s r, only one

homeo for Juliet. There was only one Inc Anthony for Cleopatra..,

and Jotephine never found any llep^leons, any more gapoleona I s%ou1d

eay. I an e one-man sosao, Rtr• Oakie, and Ie N lost hip.

!.•, nor, Judy....

Judy, I tried to te27. you this norning...

Ftop itl Youtre fuet teasing me atain,

I'a noti 1'- sure it wae your boy friend that *ae asking for you this

rning.

doa't believe it. I wo loat him forerere

can prove it. Ln

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iNd he htive a beeul:ilhl little dirple in his i-ft cheek?

His left cheek? -(""0:'-S) Yeep he did. {fhere SA hef

I don't know rhare hr Is noxe but this morrin.R he was look!.ng for you•

nhe then he gM like rel

bure he loves youl NoAq do you feel better?

Ohl. lots bettere kre Oakie.

jr th9t's fine. Lure. Now, can tzrya ►e define brpoehrondriwt i sayl

(BILilICE) Coat on •... define tqpochrondriaf

Fq.,ooohondria to a tpeeiea of hysteric4l psyoboj*tb.ology produeed by

the interaetion of tteuronese hornones and aeetoneer

It's the painter - brother# hNnd me thrt ocint brush•

OkqY. but firet.Uy:e a look at the bird house dnA eee hoe yob like its

Is it s11 finishedl

Yeo. And a durn niee jobe to. I ktndw 1et myself go with a oerica

and rur:ve oonbina.tiap. _ _ ^- ---^

A oeriee aad r+uve -. you don't iwean a clothes line•

A bird hou

Ihy look - the birds are already rovinK im.

No they ainet. They're moving out# 4hey're union qtpxthisers.

Aell# thes birds imo+a how to live. No hy?oebondrie there. Listen kiddiess

(siA[F: A LF': SON FV46 Tf1P LATtSe OACIF)

Take s lcsson from the lark

He shistles when We drrk

Youfli hecr his evory eTening

('L?, bNIETLI MF?T l0ifp SARB)

You can ler.rn it trosi the lerk

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AND COMPANY

Ne xhiatlbs erery evening

( ►LL VHISTLF.04t,Np DFq'!8 1-0 ON';RUS SINOIIIO "LOOK lOlt YOUR aILVid9

LISINQs !w A 6A1lIOPo.^tit2D TO THE 10:d4nbIU .LYRtC)

Paek up 411 your area snd wos

Aere ^e so singing in

By., bye you littie blaok►ird kmqr.

Keep your Aunny side up sad up aad np

Htde the side thet gets so blue (OHO1Nl8s And ssko it shina for you)

8atlet dnrp you$ sai:le, you knqw -

Yon IotoR this o1d so,rld ie e krs:tt n6rld arter all

Then eterything will be tine nnd domdY• ..`

(OlioRUtl1 LTAICb TO "BILYR3? LI#lIHOs)

And you rilt find tlam aubn.q side of 1ita.

(P.MtlB: LAET FIALT "",.KB U? iliD LIVts)

Oonee out of your shell, tiey teller -

T"d your pl6ce In the pun

co.e out or yaur .he;a, hey teor* t.lz Vl1.r

Jult be a go-gettin' soa-of-a-gua1

walte up and 111re;

If Ladq Luok In Ya►mf.ng

tte?.1p get up on your toes

A better day is da+ni.eg

Dmot let up# jurt 64+t up snd gin

I said - give yonrse]t s sbRk• upt (080ROilr Ysab mat)

I said - eloudy ccieo will break upl (OHORDtb;"Yeah san{s)

u►a you W better ^okka upi (csc+raras 071Ax W4e)


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WILLIAM Esrr0ACI?N

AND COMPANY

You rotta •.ske FiP and 11►es

(QACHFSTNa hILF:'• CUT...APY;AUEE)

Alwmi and frienda of pakie Colle.gei one of Use iAportsnt thinge ue all

look for whether -e are buying o:othee, fond, eutonobilea or cigarettes,

is ouslity. JuFt let sm rtrar: thct ega;n, a big point in buyilS any.

thing is cwslity. Now, in cigarettes there1b no surer guide to quality

than the simple faot Kbieh etF^nde behind ewery package of CAIEFL CiRarettes.

Here it is. 4(%Cifs CJil[Ei.B are us.de fros tiner, more ex;Denaive tobaeo0s....

Turkish ani dosestio,,..than eny other popular brand of cigarcttse, l.AD

QUOTE. Its air, the quelity of the agrUjor tobaoooe in CaM Cigs:rettss

makes a torld of dif:ferenoe• CA11RL8 hste treal oildneae, real flavor snd

reel fraxranee, For Ct+RFL ependr eeillions of dollare more each yer,r to

give you ooftlicr to'br.ecos....in a su:tohless blend,

( ErPHlTB IlALL IN4RADUClION)

(OVFR VUSIC) ^'e eontinne in Juc.t a aoment with Jack Osllle and 01Fee

and Johnson.

This is the Colwebis Eroadoasting System.

. ^ S7rTIflN BRW -+

aitd noh - l.PhUa NJ+U. IF, ON THF AIRj Lrsliea and gentleeen, after I

heae oonoluded this brief Reloominy annouaeesent, I shall present

President Jaok Oakie, tsut first...

Here I nm, folksl

(APM.6UU)

Prosident Qakie, you cane in t•7o soonl

DonIt tell. eP when to cone in. Thatie a finr wey to talk to your old

rresl

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Tolle Pêoldmt, bi!t I-anted to give a little speeoh of keloot;e Ltve

been vorking on.

A fspeeehl

2ee, Pres. It sho,iid be very successful ir - or - breaking the ios -

se you hi`ht aay.

Hum.wal t`c'11 -- go ,:h",d.

Ladiss enu xentlemenl 1'e1coi.n to Ephue liail, on the oaa,ms of daok

Oakie Ootlege. Ah Oakie qoiLegel - îth Its ivy-o0vered buildingaci

steeped in hoAry tre•ditioa, dremohe¢ with the cultural spirit, sAturated

with the fervor of e,oic•neo..•..

...and le.mites. Se.mda like to better call in the exterr+inator(

14io:tgh of thir baldFrdash, Goodvin, tolke - and etoonts, you been

ealconed to Eahus Hall and If you donft knot n1u^,e you are by nor.e

you never •ill. bo for the fir€t topic of totighttr Byneopated [nos-

ledas Course, ra proaEnt to you the 0skia CollogF+ Olee Club, under the

clireetion of Yyer Ilernander, and ecootiaanied by ibotor Oeorgie &toll and

his orahebtra. The franbpr Is a 1817 verslon of 011ut on Your Old Grey

Hxinet. n Are you rc,.'y, Daetor'

Ieah xs:a :OAKIE: Yeah man to youl Youfre on!

('?UT OY YOUR OLD OY,iY' BfkINFT" ORCH'HSTIiA Al6D GLEL CLUB)

(APPLAU"E)

Very lovely, etoontal Nice soint, thrrc, !Ver and Sto21y. !nA now

IT co:e to i.h= piece de resistance of toaightts entert-îsucmte I

an proud and happy to ;kreaent to you thoee t.wo pt as in the pedentie

pod - those two drops in the aoadewitS blLaket, Profeaeors Olsen and

o5nsonl

(PLAY 01It "FI!y L6KHN` OK")

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6ere here, ao:.e atoontsi more eathuaiaPa, Dleaae. I.9tle g.ive the

-profeseor^ the kind of n grrtrtint they des;grve,

(EWGS Of L07D ts00E;)

Quiet, q deti averytokyr pleuee. Oh ebilAriur I'm surgrieed• All rigbtr

boys# will ypu gi<o us ynur atcir+lsT

000 Ocean @oulewerd, l4aate ponioar PRltfornip.

tins no, I dbnlt seen that - boys -- your sgerek.

I'11 take e,re of itr Qhio. LAdiea and ;entleseu -- (A LOUti fit.22 1.4

09DR08) It sees® as though one of us I. erong. Ne,"rthelesti lriemdgp

as ehaicespeare said, eA11 the xorld is t stoode." Nov ro:hz5t is it rtooTet

A stooge ii r po^rsoo who santa to go on the rt+ege in the rorrt M a,y,

And the aorat way Is to sork with Olaon and Sohns:m,

Now let me deaonetrate,

(FGmAY OF h tFxRL?

Qnir,t, g1rAOeg the Profaisor it tnikiug,.

As I enid, in e-ou16 like to giro you a aligat deu®nstratiw► .

(OIRL fcRrNIS AGAIN;

Ray *hct++3 going on hr,reY ahst rra they doing to thst 4ir14

V. one of the co-edsf Uncle Die* fhey'°e torturing her,

to^ do you acsn t,-,rturing.hert

Cheytve got her lo^kei in a roas with a h:indred )u:ta, and no 1oo':in$

tlnas.

all, If they'in Wir yeor's t,rte it won't, nake any difterenoe hov she

utx then ort• bos, 11,etep folks, In order to RF•t the fult benefit of

.^.^bit deaonatration, wo nust hdve a littlc eeaistAttoe, The ouestion If

o any of y,>u younr people r;Ant to be e stooget IF there any student is

he house who would like to be r stooget

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(LAUGHS) Ohplaokv IGicle Ole# Uncle Olep out there in the t6irQ rox.

't'heTola sy rirll

Obct'a her nase4

I eall her Golden Qate# Uncle 01e, Coldett Oatej

Nbv do you call her Golaen aate:

Becauss her eolfth is so full of bridge erort ovary ties I liiss hmrel

feel like 1 ouaht to py a toll►

R'here did you t*ke h-r° the otber dy durint seeatidnt

Out to On dog racell'.

OLSEN TRADIO

OaWELLIAM ESTY

AND COMPANY

Did ebe like the dog -raees!

I don't kaoe. All ehe said taeo e110 hungryp n tu L bought het*^a hot der•

(Bl LADOFS) Ohs ;?ne'Le 01e it war the biggest hot dog I ever sr,*•

Hos bi; nae itT

(LAlJQHS) It r.ae ae.big I bPt five dollarF on it to ahow in the leet raee*

fiat.ryl 'gctrTt All nbout the an quintunlFtsl

Nos can I coneentrete 6nc1 giva a leoture with this 6-ry uelling yapereT.

Ilo awfully sorrJ. 111--o at y+ papers bo}s rati thvn bert it.

TrBs 6ir.

(80URi) OP OPBtlINO PA'.PFR)

eells xhLit do you kaoi about thkt. 4&t►^ in Qu:its^sala bxa dt.ve^ birth

to five sale cuintupl>to,

Can you ieaginel liY4 Ltf1e1 Gulntupletss

Oh boys oh bo7e oh doyo oh boye oh bors

wintuplets, ohT

T!ellr Ysoteseor Oladn# you don't eeem to be very meb iipreEeed.

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lio, when you'ti•e tf+en one quintupleti you've. aeen +ea ail• but noe#

if you'll taen this sudisaN under cnntrol for a ainute or {twq I'11

go thead. Isterruptione or no interivptions, Its Soing to finish Ry

leoture. You all miXht as vell eske yourselves coafortable• This

leetura It going to laat at lehat thirty-sight or forty minutpso

11ew lonaT

I say it4a `oing to last at least thirty eight or forty rdnutee,

Oh, sf »+&HAT COTlRS UP TBE t'0?iD sbODR)

Hn shot hiaaelf.

We11, of eourse, that's the kind of a guy that would sboot his grand-

IDothtr. (MTlFD kMbTf,F. SHOT)

There 6oea grandsd,.

Sr. alaeat

Ie-a, air, ab<.t ocn I do for you?

I want to be asloogq.

T:bqt did you say4

I ant to be a etoo;e.

11e11s xor ee're getting soeewbere•

(BABI'S ORI)

(IGNORING IT) Wells whr,t do you do?

Aellt I -

(THT. Bt.BT08 CRT IS ':.OlDER)

tust a sinntt, there'a a baby eryinBo fte?i►oor little fcllo► Sr

probably hungry. Will one of the ushern hpiot the little boy! flowt

shat were you +3ayinrgt

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09MLLIAM ESTY

AND COMPANY

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Will one of the uah.e:s quiet the little boyt

(61DND OF A dri9i•)

I dop't know whethPr weIre enlishtening yo or not but xo ^ ro r3t l" et

kAeping you s. •eke. Ro,,, yoang man, vhxt do you do?

Imitetioatr.

Rhet kind of isitattone?

I1.,. a chicken ieitstor.

Youert r.urP Fon're not a hypoohondti&c? All right, ahr.t are you going

to do n°V?

Iill not lay en e`g.

Youtrr- tellin; de.

I eill give an iuitbtion of li hea laying an eggs

All right, go flhPSd. There will be no aQvenoe in pricea•

(FAUADt CLUCKING)

Re,zP.ubar, fol.so wtguerantee nothingo

(8(1JNDt VW1 CL4CeI!AG)

Fill the fir: t rour rows move h<%okf

tlo$ e liable to ncramble it•

(60UNDt CLIORIFG I10ItgA448)

(E?O.aND OF 8TIU+IF1IttG)

(fsJDDFdi:,Y £OIIFTHIE:G flITF TKP lUqOR !^1Tfi A LOUD StASlP)

Look at that, It'$ the ftmnir•at egg I ever e=x. Looki Ites taro

faet rpu-re.

8ey, Ole, itIc got eriting on Its

t'riting on it? that? ^

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He's laid a corner si;one.

I thought ymi eaid you xer, gning to lr4Y an egg•

1"ell, can you do i.tY

I br; your i>nrdont

an you do it?

o, but I h&d a hen that could lay egga onoes

hAre'a nothing startling in that.

eah, but I bad a hen thrA laid qolorod egga.

'he did?

,

cah. Itd xsve a red fleg in front of hnr and ehotd lay it rnil eg:,

re1 egg.

'd wave a green flag and eheld lay a are.n egg•

hat ought to bn hRady on Et. PAriek'g Ix,y• 1'hat'e a taluable hen•

here Is she nowt

a►e*

our hen's gonP4

ekh, on(: day I^ aved u cresy quilt in front of hr r and boat - frleaqoe.

ell, if there'e anybody else aou14 like to be h stooge --

ey, Chick, Ch'ek --

tcllo, bn&gtooth, cote here 8nagtooth•

you knorr thtt gu11

or hieap "u Wmit to school togother•

I sing s tong -- but 1 always get out of breath r.hen I go for the high

tee.RADIO

M%ILLIAM ESTII 21I go "hr,A, tnigtooth.

AND COMPANV( NAOTOCTlf ETARTC TO Clttu ANP C@A"T: t1P To ) HIOH HOTR)


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WILLIAM ESTY

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Take a deep breath.

(80'JND OF I1IHALINB)

Deeper.

(r01?F IliflALIt10)

Deeper yet.

(1E0RP INRALINtI)

Do you think het11 t4ake it, Chic?

He v?ontt go bee't on aee - didn't I tell you ho t~eee.n old ao;uaintanee?

Deeper - deeper --

(80UlTD OF IlIkiALINd AND SUDDFJ''+LX R IAUD 6XPLOf?ICN 01) TIND rHIbTLE)

Lnok outi Here he couee -

Bee it you can find 11nira left ttrtt, will you?

Ti2v t do you i+ent his left urc+ for?

t'ells he was holding tC+ hf:nd r.han it haoprmed uali 1 went to get ILf

fingers b<<:k.

(&.1fSYD or SCNA'INC C11{'6 I?t)

Chio, uhet arc you doing vtth tbnt shosel.

I lo aierely serepinl+ j ) an old. ecc:uei-;tanee.

P.,a Kerchpf Ho«+e, tskpa s ehov,:^r, and ebts his supper!

Good night folke. (L^=UGHS)

(PLAI QFF...UP....AP°LJ?1:e)

?hank you very yuoh, Professors. Ah the boys h vr lovely etwr.+aterss

And to think that Dern Desyton squ4,0 +Loat sonr of the regular teaeherR,

thr:t we got In this PnLL•s, it sesue t) as th© ritnetion c+,lls

for r. toueh of evingology. Ihptefore, In thF ac,ste of c.11 thstts flekie,

I call upon the greatest living syiagarooi ProfeNSor Benny OooQsan.

Can you obii`p, Professor?

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OWN WIAM ISTY

AND COMPANY

(CIIt THAPE A TO Bf►STo)

I'll try Pres. I.et'a stalL out with rHetiu+ ThtH Waitinl' and Tea

Lt Ce.otra .11 i teke the roeal.

('HATIttI THIS VAITI91' CaoDAR OReHFSTAA)

Now the 6uartet hr=E got together and will plap e nn* one - or rather

itle an old one, pe7.1i enywty ve'll play 'Avalon•e

( eATAI.011" CUAMFTe)

Oka;i# boys.

(CUE THAFF 5 TO nD.,LTtpOD) •

(AaP'.AUE r IA 11(1LLYh'!x`D)

That was sMelli Benny{ - 6ay - r.hnt's thkt I hear?

(BOU11De CAL:IUPl....PIPf". ?AIAT Th1It G£T7I!1t1 LO:1DER AS IN Ak APPROACHING

CIIlCUB PAI4AfiE)

Attentiono •itu''osS Tbe circus 1s Coming to torrq! Tonorrow we'll all

go to the circus and atudy eiroue-ologyo

- and see the drring Zacchini Brothers shot clear aeroer the xroaa from

a aoneter eennon.

-- rind :ii:tch Dorothy Herbert ride barebYe< on her wild horao through

a wall of flimes! I like to watch both thoae c,otao

And all of them an,)ke* CAttFT,6. Here are Hugo 7x,eohinifr+ o:yn eorda on

the subjects

One of the big plonyuree of our ;iay is the enjoysent we gat from swking

C,lMEC,B• tdt.^r the te.•rific jolt and etrain of wy acti I-ertainly apPra-

oiate the ?lea. snt 'lift' a CA)ilB. gives as.

And 8orotlp Herbert ieayas^^

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WILLIAM ESTY

AND COMPANY

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My cigarette is CA14YL, of eourse• CAlP.L!! trnvel right with e:P vlierevEl"

the big top goes. =bey h«ve a truly to',ral flaror. I es:okA all I lik..

=hosa eectlirr tobaooos in CAfIMS sure a?peal to ael

Right. Fe coee novc to the fxet^the+crt of Oakie Oollege, little iiisa

Judy Oarland. Judyp ta11 ue sosethingg did you got to ses your boy

friend?

No, sir. Lut he eetled se up again.

Oood{ 1'hA did he sey?

Tell, he -ss kind of rysterious• but velre going to rcet very Pocm.

Oh, tbfitlr suellt

I invited his to tome to gphus Hsll nnt tuesdsy In rase he couldo't

fix thingP eooner. Ir. thct all right?

That's absolutely fiLel

Oh! No, I rea lv feel like singing • and I don't aean like Pagi1111

"fiCN!!STRA AND JIIDYs •`•s'It+Q HIdHR)

6pring-tire to the time for sRing

lnd the time fox- ani.n.q

8psin -time....Ir

(`'oT TBDb"iT I,ICK "1111IM6P0H1Ift SAFU1 S(1y3)

(INTO "£TtkG :':IQ".")

^Titng Sigh. -- fi:;'n:,* T,o ►i

Swing to -- ena fro

Not fset - not r1or

A little es' n^ can do more than anything for you.

Sxixg out - sring in Ln

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It$s not a sin A

30 1ctoF beginLn

ouill nrvrr get the gr,te if your ERin(Qiflt it up-t-dsts.


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WILLIAM ESTY

AND COMPANY

Vha1 your one and only

Coa►fvicea y he's lonely and blue

A rhyihmioal caapaigrt can do

More than chaopegne to ees h,<r through

8sing high - Sriat 1oF

8M1ng to - and fr0

Not tEEt - not s1oM

And it you thinc you oau't sring high

:ecing loRl

(AF"RFtic?RA AlIKM Ji)D7 rk R SIXT; 11A BAFB )

( RFPt#S LA`l FI ITLEA)

Ewing high. (BA1lD)

Swing loa. (BA.aD)

ERin; to. (i7t.flD`

And fro. (BPND)

Not fi,st. (BAND)

Not e1o'0. (BtND)

AM if you tbink you can't swing to

And if yo : think you can't Fling fro

And if yoa think you can't sxing fnst

And if you think you can't rring slo+r

And if you think you can't ewing r.igh

Bl^Illo....

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(BAltD riIUI:B OUT T0 PIIiISH)

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WILLIAM ESTY

AND COMPANY

A• J. Reynolds Sobaeco Coepany - the aPYnrr of BfXlLVigarettes as also

@ake thw netional jc!y noke - PitItN'P lLBERll You knoee reni all throe

tinde of pipe erokere like P.l. BeRiuners like it beesuee it ► a mild

and doesn't bite the tongue. OccnBionnl eaoker^= Like it bPaaqse It's

crimp cut and eaokeis exeeptio»ally oool. °nd the gr•tt sM- at .te+dy

pipe sAokers jur t cem ► ` say too x.uott in levor of PAIlICF. AGBW4

rich, mellov teste. Se no ara.ttRr ohut kiud of pipe srokfr you arei

eake it PRINCF ALBFF,Tj

(OACH$s1RAi RFICF"t 80I108)

Join np next Theeday evening for an hour of Peinless lduoatton on the

o+ypus of Jack Dakie ►s.Coblege. îth Prcnident oakie, Profektor 8enny

Qoodean. Doctor Ceoigie :toll, Judy Garland, !.1 fthaw ead 5ae L-e, and,

the Oakie Qlee Club. Neyt Yek1r gunat lecturrrs rill.be two larons

campdiens you've often seen in piotnrea -- r-îc More end Herbsrt

1RundiL•

UPPLAUSF)

Po:ks, the .otto of O&^,ie CollF Vo is r:il.l *lio+^ Cos;Me Msnt1s° rhi0h

meamt sR- ep in Touer:, fiitb Mct -- 1 will 1'êre you 80.

Jit I ek Oskie ► e Co`.'..cye It hreeeate' by R. J. RoynclEs 7obaeoo CN.pany.

P.inaton-6elnr, Bortt, C:.-r•)11na. Judy CErl+-nd rtpasred at Oald.e College

tdrough the courtnty of qetro-flold+rysl-ll:r3r.

Eeo you ncxt 'YueEdey. In the x+eautixe,, rek*ber ^. 9C01R.9 set you

right.•

ui?1 Ooodwin spc:rydrng.

This is the Colur,b:c hroudcustug 5yatey.,Ln


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