in which i show my little sister hetalia characters and she has to guess who they are

im purpleshes pink we laughed our

way through this entire thing

here you go……reallyare you kidding me

romanoare you serious hes your favorite

but it doesnt look like italy

its from the new seasoni havent seen the new seasonhe still looks the sameoh

okay thats germanycorrectsomething about putting a sausage on a stick and then being mad at himself

no he didn’t--no he didnt feed his stick sausage

i dont know

uhm japan

mmhm

uh i dont really know anything about him i mean he kinda looks like a woman

and thats americayeah

hes your husband and he has a good butthe does have a good butt but you know who has a better buttwhowell we’ll get to that later

and that is england/ britain i dont really know mhmmand hes crazy and talks to things that dont really exist and he summoned russia or something once

i dont really remember

thats frrrrrrrrrrrrraaaa

no switz--

no you were right the first timeits france

yes franceuhm he has scruff i dont knowokayoh and whenever it goes on his face there are flowers and stuff in the background what

i dont know

and thats russia he knows everything about snow and he likes vodka

good enough

and thats chinayupwho in my mind is completely irrelevant because i barely ever see himwell thats a little meanoh wellwow

thats canadayesthe one i thought was america and then he got a canadian thing on his forehead but then america put an american flag over itwow good job actually

and he seems invisible because everyone forgets hes there

poor canada

uhmhes your other favoritePrussia

yeahoh i didnt know he had purple eyes

yeah actually i think he has red eyes in the other seasonsuh he doesnt exist any moredid you really just go there

sorry

ha youre never going to guess this one

uhm……..estoniaestonianowho is itlithuaniauhm

yeah

estonia!noare you just going to guess estonia until you actually get to estoniaprobablyuhmi no idea who that is but he looks sassyokay good

thats uhm the little one sealand

nono icelandnoi really dont knowlatviaohisnt that part of russia

oh my god

and thats uhm

crapyeah thats crap

really is that your guessyeahits estonia[at this point she put her head in her lap and made dying seagull noises for a good two minutes]thats just greatdo you have anything to say about himi do not like him anymore

helpshigure sohmaswitzerland

mhmmand he uhm has a little sister who looks identical to him

and thats his little sisteryesuhm litchten– uh litchtenste—i dont know how to say it

yeah me either

uhm fra– no romanono

i dont know

he plays the pianothat doesnt help me at all… is it austriayes

ukrainenobrazilwhatokay when you eat food you arefathungaryno thats before you eat foodshut your whore mouthshe kind of looks like yuki with long hair

(the yuki she is referring to)

hes not a girl they dont even look remotely similari didnt say thatbut you were thinking itsoi hate you

romano!yes its romano!its about timeyou only knew that because of the mustache yeah

uhm hes an idiot because he thought he was making that one guy look like he had a mustache germany

yeah

this is the other guy who has a good assi have no ideahes over by portugal and franceestoniawe already said estoniai dont knowspainspaini knew thathes uhmahhes spanish

uhmpewdiepieoh sweden!correcthe looks like pewdiepie only uglieruhalright

i dont know

whats my urloh finland

santa lives there

ukraine!

and that’s the one with the big boobsis that how you guessed thatyeah

oh thats his creepy sibling or whateverwell ukraine is also his sibling the one who asked him to marry her or somethingyeahokay well thats all I know about her but I have no idea who she is

oh that is uhm greece

how do you know thatbecause i like him and he wants to be a cat so he can lick his balls

why is that the only thing you remembered

i didnt know there was another girl

there are actually a few moreokay shes an island and she likes fish

youre never going to guess this

there are a lot of islandsits seychellesi dont even know what that is an islandi hate you

uh uh uh sealand!ha you almost didnt get ithes short and he looks like if america and england had a kid

wow you know they’re my notp how could you do this you traitoroh

……

im sorry

alright any closing comments

did I do well

no you suckedoh

anything else

never forget to feed your stick sausage

goodbye