Quotes From Mae West

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  • A hard man.... is good to find.
  • When Im good Im very good, but when Im bad Im better.
  • Its not the men in my life that counts - - its the life in my men.
  • Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
  • So many men.... So little time.
  • She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
  • Marriage is a fine institution, but Im not ready for an institution.
  • Its better to be looked over, than overlooked.
  • Give a man a free hand.... And hell run it all over you.
  • All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
  • A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
  • His mother should have thrown him away.... and kept the STORK.
  • I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported.
  • Dont marry a man to reform him...... thats what reform schools are for.
  • Im the lady who works at Paramount all day.... and Fox all night.
  • Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
  • Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
  • I used to be Snow White.... but I drifted.
  • Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesnt rain.
  • A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, thats subtraction.
  • Hes the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
  • I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
  • I've been in more laps than a napkin.
  • Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
  • You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
  • An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
  • Good sex is like a good bridge game.... If you dont have a good partner, youd better have a good hand.