“Chad”

“Pat”

SpEd

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“…It’s hard. You never would come up with it on your

own. Remember- I’m wise.”

“…But please don’t do it on a night when I’m looking particularly

vulnerable.”

“As a thinking adult- on most days....”

“Let’s hear it for group three! I really feel we

should be revved up, like when selling Mary Kay

cosmetics or something!”

“…It was like I had little red flags

whopping me over the head!”

“I really like that phrase. I

don’t know what it means.”

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“I taught on the ICN for 7000 years- slight

exaggeration.”

“I think this might be a transpositional

problem.”

“It’s a program called The Explosive Child, y’all can learn

to become one.”

Did your professor say ukulele today?

“Did you notice my un-baffled face?”

“I was at the U of I getting my PhD, which

shows what low standards they have….”

“…and they still marched. Very unruly

words.”

On the “marching words” story:

“…Like a Southern Baptist Minister at a

revival.”

“That way you’re not

schizophrenic remembering

which practicum you’re in.”

“Who in here is a science major?”

“Bless her little

pea-pickin’ heart!”

“I’m about to utter something I

consider to be semi-profound.”

“I need like two pots of coffee to talk about that.”

What exactly was “that” again?

Catoneaster

“I feel like we should just sit and

flap and rock.”

“This next section will be known as

the brilliant lecture section.”

“Apparently I show my colors too often.”

“…And then we’ll be

done for the evening.

Don’t clap.”

Finagle?

1. To obtain or achieve by indirect, usually deceitful methods: finagle a day off from work.

2. To cheat; swindle: shady stockbrokers who finagle their clients out of fortunes.

v. intr. To use crafty, deceitful methods.

“I tuned myself out.”

“Natalie?”

“Umm Naomi, but that’s okay.”

“Well, you’re an n word!”

“It was just horrible! I mean really bad!”

“I’m going to talk to a

therapist in the

morning about that.”

“…higgly-piggly….”

“I’m going to engage you in discussion and you will be engaged in discussion.

Forty-two minutes of brilliant discussion!”

4 words:

Dr. Carlson’s music final

“I passed by the skin of my flippin’ teeth!”

“I apologize for the general nature of that

question.”

“Excuse me, I’m going to exercise a little

proximity control.”

“If there were an Olympics, I’d earn the gold every flippin’ time

for procrastination”

“What do you mean by, ‘Getting out early’?”

“How do you know all this?”

“Because I’m a very smart man.”

And at your request:

“I’ll lay ya dollars to donuts _______.”

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