Quirk Books Spring 2012 Catalog

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If you’ve never tasted fresh, homemade marshmallows, are you in for a treat! This delightful cookbook shows how to create dozens of flavors and varieties, from strawberry and banana to buttered rum, root-beer float, and even maple bacon. Author Shauna Sever includes recipes for creating a host of marshmallowy desserts, including s’mores cupcakes, ballpark popcorn balls, mallow cones, and lemon-dream whoopie pies. With full-color photography throughout and a puffy, fluffy cover, Marshmallow Madness! arrives just in time for the Easter holidays—but it has enough comfort food to sustain you all year long.

SHAUNA SEVER writes the popular baking and dessert blog Piece of Cake and appears as a TV host and reporter on local San Francisco television. She also runs the Bake Sale Bakery, a dessert-catering business. She lives in San Francisco with her husband and daughter.

By Shauna Sever

Rights: World

Cooking/Desserts

On sale February 28, 2012

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POPS!ISBN 978-1-59474-253-8(see page 24)

YUM-YUM BENTO BOXISBN 978-1-59474-447-1(see page 24)

ON A STICK!ISBN 978-1-59474-489-1(see page 24)

THE PEANUT BUTTER & CO. COOKBOOKISBN 978-1-59474-056-5(see page 24)

Marshmallow Madness!Dozens of Puffalicious Recipes

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He is the perfect presidential candidate. Conservatives love his hard-hitting Republican résumé. Liberals love his passion for peaceful diplomacy. The media can’t get enough of his larger-than-life personality. Regular folks can identify with his larger-than-life physique. And all the American people love that he’s an honest, hard-working man who tells it like it is. There’s just one problem: He is William Howard Taft . . . and he was already U.S. president a hundred years ago. So what on earth is he doing alive and well and considering a running mate in 2012?

Jason Heller’s extraordinary debut novel presents the Vonnegut-esque satire of a presidential Rip Van Winkle amid 21st-century media madness. It’s the ultimate what-if scenario for the 2012 election season!

JASON HELLER is an American culture journalist whose work appears in The A.V. Club, Village Voice Media, Alternative Press, Tor.com, Weird Tales, and Quirk’s 2011 release The Captain Jack Sparrow Handbook. Taft 2012 is his first novel. He lives in Denver.

By Jason Heller

Rights: World

Fiction/Political

On sale January 17, 2012

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LOST STATESISBN 978-1-59474-410-5(see page 28)

SECRET LIVES OF THE U.S. PRESIdENTSISBN 978-1-59474-344-3ISBN 978-1-59474-479-2(see page 27)

ANYTHINg FOR A VOTEISBN 978-1-59474-156-2(see page 27)

Taft 2012A Novel

He’s Back—and He’s the Biggest Thing in Politics

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THE ONION PRESENTS: CHRISTMAS EXPOSEdISBN 978-1-59474-542-3e-ISBN 978-1-59474-544-7(see page 29)

HOw TO BEHAVE: dATINg ANd SEXISBN 978-1-59474-075-6(see page 30)

HOw TO TELL IF YOUR BOYFRIENd IS THE ANTICHRISTISBN 978-1-59474-140-1(see page 30)

Valentine’s Day wouldn’t be the same without impulse-priced gift books on love and romance—and now the Onion is bringing its signature irreverence to the genre. Love, Sex, and Other Natural Disasters features more than one hundred shocking tales of high-school sweethearts, college hook-ups, dating disasters, wed-dings, divorces, restraining orders, and much more. Intrepid journalists bring us such great headlines as

• Nation’s Boyfriends Dreading “Free Event in the Park” Season• Love Letter Made Longer by Increasing Margins• Hatred of Marriage Counselor Brings Couple Together• Voyeur Concerned about Lack of Sex in Neighbors’ Marriage

Perfect for Valentine’s Day—but great fun at any time of year—Love, Sex, and Other Natural Disasters captures the heartbreak and hilarity of the human experience.

Since its founding in 1988, THE ONION has expanded into an omnipotent news empire reaching mil-lions of fans through print, broadcast, radio, online, and mobile outlets. Today, The Onion misinforms more than 1.5 million readers in print and 7.5 million online each month.

Presents: Love, Sex, and Other Natural disastersRelationship Reporting from America’s Finest News Source

By the Staff of the Onion

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ne enchanting romance. Two lovers keeping secrets.

And a unique accordion-fold book to bind their stories forever.

When Evelyn Morgan walks into Thorne & Son, a bookstore in the Cornish village of Clews, she doesn’t know that she’s going to meet the love of her life. When Brendan Thorne hands her a medieval poem called The Book of the Green Knight, he doesn’t know that it will shape his future. After that first meeting, they don’t see each other for years—and yet neither ever stops thinking about the other. It’s as if they’re the haunted lovers in the old book itself . . .

The Thorn and the Blossom elegantly intertwines, front to back, Evelyn’s and Brendan’s stories in an accordion-fold binding—so you can choose to first read his perspective or hers. Either way, the other will bring a surprise. This innovative novella is not only a romantic mystery for the ages but a beautifully crafted piece of bookmaking magic.

THEOdORA gOSS won the World Fantasy Award in 2008 for her short story “The Singing of Mount Abora” and has been repeatedly showcased in the Year’s Best Fantasy & Horror series. She lives in Boston, where she teaches literature at Boston University. Illustrator Scott McKowen lives in Stratford, Ontario.

By Theodora goss

The Thorn and the BlossomA Two-Sided Love Story

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MISS PEREgRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILdRENISBN 978-1-59474-476-1e-ISBN 978-1-59474-513-3(see page 22)

CRIMES OF dR. wATSONISBN 978-1-59474-199-9 (see page 21)

dRACULA’S HEIRISBN 978-1-59474-285-9(see page 21)


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When Evelyn Morgan walks into Thorne & Son, a bookstore in the Cornish village of Clews, she doesn’t know that she’s going to meet the love of her life. When Brendan Thorne hands her a medieval poem

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Inside The Thorn and the Blossom’s elegant slipcase (pictured on facing page), a two-sided hardcover book allows readers to choose whether they’ll read

“Evelyn’s Story” or “Brendan’s Story” first.

Beautiful character portraits by illustrator Scott McKowen greet readers at the beginning and end of each of The Thorn and the Blossom’s two sides.


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THE COOKIEPEdIAISBN 978-1-59474-535-5(see page 24)

BOOzE CAKESISBN 978-1-59474-423-5(see page 22)

THE ENCYCLOPEdIA OF SANdwICHESISBN 978-1-59474-438-9(see page 24)

THE gEOMETRY OF PASTAISBN 978-1-59474-495-2(see page 24)

Food blogger Lindsay Landis has invented the perfect cookie dough. It tastes great. It’s egg free (and thus safe to eat raw). You can whip it up in minutes. And, best of all, you can use it to make dozens of delicious cookie dough creations, from cakes, custards, and pies to candies, brownies, and even granola bars. Included are recipes for indulgent breakfasts (cookie dough doughnuts!), frozen treats (cookie dough Popsicles!), and outrageous snacks (cookie dough eggrolls! cookie dough fudge! cookie dough pizza!).

The Cookie Dough Lover’s Cookbook features clear instructions and dozens of decadent full-color photographs. If you’ve ever been caught with a finger in the mixing bowl, then this is the book for you!

LINdSAY LANdIS is a graphic designer/small-business owner by day and a food blogger/cookie dough addict by night. Her blog Love and Olive Oil (loveandoliveoil .com) averages 70,000 vpm. Lindsay lives in Nashville with her husband, Taylor, and their two kitties.

By Lindsay Landis

Rights: World

Cooking/Desserts

On sale June 5, 2012

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The Cookie dough Lover’s Cookbook

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The Pregnancy Countdown Book starts on Day 280 and counts down all the major milestones—with one page of helpful information for each day of pregnancy. Here are tips from doctors and midwives, amusing anecdotes from new moms, and occasional icky-but-important medical information (if you’re familiar with lochia, you know what we mean).

Every page offers interesting revelations. On Day 231, your baby will be the size of a blueberry—but by Day 168, she’ll be the size of a large avocado. By Day 124, you’ll need to stop sleeping on your back; by Day 90, air travel becomes a dicey proposition. And if you haven’t planned the nursery by Day 45, you’re playing with fire.

The perfect gift for expecting moms, The Pregnancy Countdown Book will help women navigate the most bewildering but exciting forty weeks of their lives.

SUSAN MAgEE is the author of several nonfiction books; she lives in Philadelphia. KARA NAKISBENdI, M.d., is a board-certified ob-gyn, a board-certified nutrition specialist, a fellow of the American College of Obstetrics and Gynecology, and the mother of two children.

By Susan Magee and Kara Nakisbendi, M.d.

Rights: World

Pregnancy

On sale April 3, 2012

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The Pregnancy Countdown BookNine Months of Practical Tips, Useful Advice, and Uncensored Truths

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THE PREgNANCY TESTISBN 978-1-59474-475-4e-ISBN 978-1-59474-511-9(see page 32)

THE PREgNANCY INSTRUCTION MANUALISBN 978-1-59474-245-3(see page 32)

THE BABY OwNER’S MANUALISBN 978-1-931686-23-5(see page 32)

SCI-FI BABY NAMESISBN 978-1-59474-161-6(see page 32)

This backlist favorite (50,000 net since 2006) features updated medical advice and a new cover!


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You’ve never seen tarot cards quite like these. Imagine the celebrated “Ryder Deck” infused with the horrors of Night of the Living Dead, and the result is The Zombie Tarot—a crazy, campy interpretation of a classic divination system.

In this zombified parallel universe, wands become limbs, pentacles are biohazard symbols, and the Major Arcana is full of shambling corpses. Along with the 78-card deck, readers will receive instructions in a 96-page full-color book; its contents explain how to survive the zombie apocalypse and forecast your future using one of three different card layouts.

The secrets of The Zombie Tarot await you!

PAUL KEPPLE is the creator and illustrator of the award-winning Housewives Tarot (Quirk, 2004). STACEY GRAHAM has read tarot cards professionally for more than ten years. She is a writer based in Washington, D.C.

By Paul Kepple and Stacey Graham

Rights: World

Occult

On sale June 5, 2012

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The Zombie TarotAn Oracle of the Undead—with Deck and Instructions

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THE HOUSEwivES TAROTISBN 978-1-931686-99-0(see page 26)

THE AMAZinG MAGiCAL wOndER dECKISBN 978-1-59474-036-7(see page 25)

PRidE And PREjUdiCE And ZOMBiES: THE dELUxE HEiRLOOM EdiTiOnISBN 978-1-59474-451-8(see page 22)


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Stuff Every Woman Should Know covered all the basics. Now Quirk is proud to present Stuff Every Mom Should Know, full of the priceless, practical knowledge that moms of all ages need in order to survive and thrive—from babyhood through grade school to the teen years and beyond! It’s a wide-ranging arsenal of such mommy wit and wisdom as

• How to Swaddle a Baby• Potty Training 101• Responding to Unsolicited Parenting Advice• How to Host a Slumber Party• Parent-Teacher Conference Survival Tips• Recovering from a Shouting Match• And many more!

This stylish pocket-sized hardcover is the perfect gift for any mom or mom-to-be—for a baby shower, Mother’s Day, or any time of the year!

HEATHER gIBBS FLETT (right) and wHITNEY MOSS (left) are the writers behind the popular mommy blog RookieMoms.com as well as Quirk’s 2008 release The Rookie Mom’s Handbook. Both live in Berkeley, California, with their families.

Stuff Every Mom Should Know

By Heather gibbs Flett and whitney Moss

Rights: World

Parenting

On sale March 27, 2012

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wOMEN KNOw EVERYTHINg!ISBN 978-1-59474-506-5e-ISBN 978-1-59474-545-4(see page 37)

MAMA KNOwS BREASTISBN 978-1-59474-165-4(see page 31)

THE ROOKIE MOM’S HANdBOOKISBN 978-1-59474-219-4(see page 32)


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JOKES EVERY MAN SHOULd KNOwISBN 978-1-59474-228-6e-ISBN 978-1-59474-469-3(see page 29)

STUFF EVERY MAN SHOULd KNOwISBN 978-1-59474-414-3e-ISBN 978-1-59474-470-9(see page 35)

STUFF EVERY HUSBANd SHOULd KNOwISBN 978-1-59474-497-6e-ISBN 978-1-59474-510-2(see page 35)

On the heels of the successful Stuff Every Man Should Know and Stuff Every Husband Should Know comes the most important volume yet in Quirk’s handy guides to practical manhood: Stuff Every Dad Should Know. It’s full of the indispensible hands-on wisdom that all fathers need in order to instill that comforting sense of “dad awe” in their children, including

• How to Fix a Boo-Boo• How to Stop a Temper Tantrum• Five Great Books to Read with Your Child• How to Rid a Room of Monsters• The Birds and the Bees for All Ages• How to Photograph Your Child• And many more!

Blending humor, practicality, and wholesome family values, Stuff Every Dad Should Know is a Father’s Day slam dunk and a must-have pocket reference for any dad or dad-to-be.

BRETT COHEN is the author of the 110,000-copy-selling Stuff Every Man Should Know and the coauthor of the follow-up hit Recipes Every Man Should Know. He lives in Penn-sylvania with his wife and children.

By Brett Cohen

Rights: World

Parenting

On sale May 1, 2012

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Every kid knows the story of 1773’s Boston Tea Party, in which colonists ambushed three British ships and dumped 92,000 pounds of tea into Boston Harbor. But do you know the story of the New Jersey Tea Party (December 1773)? How about the Annapolis Tea Party (October 1774) or the Charleston Tea Party (November 1774)?

Revolutionary America was full of these spirited protests—and Ten Tea Parties is the first book to chronicle all of them. Author and historian Joseph Cummins begins with the history of the East India Company (the biggest global corporation of the 18th century) and its staggering financial losses during the Boston Tea Party (more than $1 million worth of tea in today’s money). From there we travel to Philadelphia, where 8,000 colonists gathered on Christmas Day threatening to tar and feather the captain of a ship. Then we set sail for New York City, North Carolina, Maine, and other unexpected destinations. This gifty volume of popular history concludes with a discussion of how Americans have returned again and again to the tea party as a symbol of political protest.

JOSEPH CUMMINS has written several books of history, including Anything for a Vote (which “wonderfully chronicles the campaign smears . . . that have typified U.S. elections,” New York Times/Freakonomics blog) and History’s Great Untold Stories (“gripping stories and lively writing,” Library Journal). He lives in Maplewood, New Jersey.

Ten Tea Parties Patriotic Protests That History Forgot

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SIgNINg THEIR LIVES AwAYISBN 978-1-59474-330-6e-ISBN 978-1-59474-480-8(see page 28)

SIgNINg THEIR RIgHTS AwAYISBN 978-1-59474-520-1e-ISBN 978-1-59474-531-7(see page 28)

SECRET LIVES OF THE U.S. PRESIdENTSISBN 978-1-59474-344-3ISBN 978-1-59474-479-2(see page 27)

LOST STATESISBN 978-1-59474-410-5(see page 28)

By Joseph Cummins

Ten Tea Parties:

1. Boston, MA

2. Philadelphia, PA

3. New York, NY

4. Charleston, SC

5. Chesterton, MD

6. Edenton, NC

7. Wilmington, NC

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Here are 100 ready-to-frame political campaign posters from the annals of American history! The candidates range from Andrew Jackson (“Defender of Beauty and Booty”) and William Henry Harrison (“Have Some Hard Cider!”) to Richard Nixon (“He’s the One!”), Barack Obama (“Hope”), and many, many more. The posters are backed with colorful historical commentary and additional artwork; best of all, they’re bound with clean microperforated edges so they can be removed, framed, and displayed. Presidential Campaign Posters is the perfect gift for political junkies of all ages!

THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS has been the guardian of the nation’s memory for more than two centuries. The writers and editors in its publishing office collaborate with curators, reference librarians, and subject specialists to produce books and other materials that open its ever-growing collections and activities to the nation and the world.

Presidential Campaign Posters

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History

On sale March 20, 2012

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GIG POSTERS vOLumE 2ISBN 978-1-59474-543-0(see page 26)

dC COmICSISBN 978-1-59474-462-4(see page 25)

POSTERS FOR THE PEOPLEISBN 978-1-59474-292-7(see page 28)

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BROETRYISBN 978-1-59474-517-1e-ISBN 978-1-59474-529-4$12.95 US/$14.95 CAN

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THIS SAINT wILL CHANgE YOUR LIFEISBN 978-1-59474-528-7 e-ISBN 978-1-59474-534-8$19.95 US/$22.95 CAN

LITTLE OLd LAdY RECIPESISBN 978-1-59474-518-8$14.95 US/$16.95 CAN

INSULTS EVERY MAN SHOULd KNOwISBN 978-1-59474-524-9 e-ISBN 978-1-59474-533-1$9.95 US/$10.95 CAN

THE STAR TREK BOOK OF OPPOSITESISBN 978-1-59474-519-5$9.95 US/$12.95 CAN

gIg POSTERS VOLUME 2ISBN 978-1-59474-543-0$40.00 US/$45.00 CAN

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THE ONION PRESENTS: LOVE, SEX, ANd OTHER NATURAL dISASTERS ISBN 978-1-59474-549-2 • $12.95

MARSHMALLOw MAdNESS! ISBN 978-1-59474-572-0 • $16.95

THE COOKIE dOUgH LOVER’S COOKBOOKISBN 978-1-59474-564-5 • $18.95

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THE ONION PRESENTS: LOVE, SEX, ANd OTHER NATURAL dISASTERS ISBN 978-1-59474-549-2 • $12.95

MARSHMALLOw MAdNESS! ISBN 978-1-59474-572-0 • $16.95

THE COOKIE dOUgH LOVER’S COOKBOOKISBN 978-1-59474-564-5 • $18.95

ON A STICK!ISBN 978-1-59474-489-1 • $16.95

POPS!ISBN 978-1-59474-253-8 • $15.95

THE THORN ANd THE BLOSSOM ISBN 978-1-59474-551-5• $16.95

STUFF EVERY MOM SHOULd KNOw ISBN 978-1-59474-552-2 • $9.95

THE zOMBIE TAROT ISBN 978-1-59474-569-0 • $16.95

TAFT 2012ISBN 978-1-59474-550-8 • $14.95

STUFF EVERY dAd SHOULd KNOw ISBN 978-1-59474-553-9 • $9.95

STUFF EVERY MAN SHOULd KNOw ISBN 978-1-59474-414-3 • $9.95

ENCYCLOPEdIA OF SANdwICHES ISBN 978-1-59474-438-9 • $18.95

TEN TEA PARTIES ISBN 978-1-59474-560-7 • $ 18.95

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BOOzE CAKESISBN 978-1-59474-423-5 • $16.95

THE COOKIEPEdIAISBN 978-1-59474-535-5 • $18.95

THE ENCYCLOPEdIA OF SANdwICHESISBN 978-1-59474-438-9 • $18.95

ON A STICK!ISBN 978-1-59474-489-1 • $16.95

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SOIL MATESISBN 978-1-59474-445-7 • $16.95

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PRIdE ANd PREJUdICE ANd zOMBIESISBN 978-1-59474-334-4 • $12.95

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YUM-YUM BENTO BOXISBN 978-1-59474-447-1 • $16.95

SOIL MATESISBN 978-1-59474-445-7 • $16.95

THE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROw HANdBOOKISBN 978-1-59494-504-1 • $18.95

THE SHERLOCK HOLMES HANdBOOKISBN 978-1-59474-429-7 • $16.95

gEEK wISdOMISBN 978-1-59474-527-0 • $14.95

HOw TO SURVIVE A HORROR MOVIEISBN 978-1-59474-179-1 • $14.95

THE STAR TREK BOOK OF OPPOSITESISBN 978-1-59474-519-5 • $12.95

BEdBUgSISBN 978-1-59474-523-2 • $14.95

PRIdE ANd PREJUdICE ANd zOMBIESISBN 978-1-59474-334-4 • $12.95

MISS PEREgRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILdRENISBN 978-1-59474-476-1 • $17.99

THE MEOwMORPHOSISISBN 978-1-59474-503-4 • $12.95

dC COMICSISBN 978-1-59474-462-4 • $40.00

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A World of 99.4% Pure Imagination A World of 99.4% Pure Imagination A World of 99.4% Pure Imagination A World of 99.4% Pure Imagination A World of 99.4% Pure Imagination (and 0.6% Evil Genius)(and 0.6% Evil Genius)(and 0.6% Evil Genius)(and 0.6% Evil Genius)


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must know who your birthday character is.”—Brett Cohen, Vice President, on Disneystrology

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MICROCRAFTSISBN 978-1-59474-521-8 • $16.958 x 10, 96 pages, 4c hardcoverRights: W

BEdBUgSISBN 978-1-59474-523-2 • $14.955¼ x 8, 256 pages, 1c paperbackRights: W e-ISBN 978-1-59474-537-9

“If you purchased all these card tricks individually, they would cost you well over $200.”

—Jason Rekulak, Associate Publisher and Creative Director,

on The Amazing Magical Wonder Deck

“It’s practical, it’s entertaining, and it will make you feel safe eating spaghetti again!”

—David Borgenicht, President and Publisher, on Field Guide to Stains

“It’s a funny, unique book that always gets a laugh . . . and its sturdy package stands up on its own.”

—John McGurk, Production Manager, on Penis Pokey

“There are tons of great meals to make at home or when you’re out camping.”

—Robin Klinger, Senior Subsidiary Rights Manager, on Campfire Cuisine

“A beautifully produced example of how to make a hundreds-year-old character exciting

for young readers today.”—Stephen Segal, Editor, on The Crimes of Dr. Watson

“It’s really adorable, strange, and weird . . . and it’s a lot of fun.”

—Margaret McGuire, Editor, on Creepy Cute Crochet

Visit quirkbooks.com/staffpicks to watch a video of our

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THE MUSEUM OF KITSCHY STITCHESISBN 978-1-59474-111-1 • $15.9571⁄2 x 7, 128 pages, 4c, hardcover with jacketRights: W

KNITTEd ICONSISBN 978-1-59474-209-5 • $15.957 x 7, 112 pages, 4c, paperback with flapsRights: NAM

FIELd gUIdE TO KNITTINgISBN 978-1-59474-158-6 • $15.9541⁄2 x 57⁄8, 368 pages, 64 pages 4c, paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

CREEPY CUTE CROCHETISBN 978-1-59474-232-3 • $14.95 6 x 81⁄2, 96 pages, 4c, hardcover Rights: W

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BATMAN: MURdER AT wAYNE MANORISBN 978-1-59474-237-8 • $24.958 x 10, 80 pages, 4c, hardcover, interactive removable featuresRights: W

BATMAN and all related characters and elements are trademarks of DC Comics © 2004. All rights reserved.

CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIgATIONISBN 978-1-59474-406-8 • $19.9510 x 8, 72 pages, 4c, hardcover, interactive removable cluesRights: W

© 2009 CBS Broadcasting Inc. and Entertainment AB Funding LLC.

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wITCH CRAFTISBN 978-1-59474-486-0 • $14.956 x 81⁄2, 96 pages, 4c, hardcover Rights: W

dRACULA’S HEIRISBN 978-1-59474-285-9 • $24.95 10 x 8, 88 pages, 4c, hardcover, interactive removable featuresRights: W

THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTONISBN 978-1-59474-281-1 • $15.95 51⁄2 x 8, 128 pages, 2c, hardcoverRights: W

CRAFTINg wITH CAT HAIRISBN 978-1-59474-525-6 • $14.957½ x 8, 96 pages, 4c paperbackRights: WE

MICROCRAFTSISBN 978-1-59474-521-8 • $16.958 x 10, 96 pages, 4c hardcoverRights: W

BEdBUgSISBN 978-1-59474-523-2 • $14.955¼ x 8, 256 pages, 1c paperbackRights: W e-ISBN 978-1-59474-537-9


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OVER 1 MILLION SOLd!PRIdE ANd PREJUdICE ANd zOMBIES: dREAdFULLY EVER AFTERISBN 978-1-59474-502-7 • $12.95 51⁄4 x 8, 288 pages, 1c, paperback Rights: We-ISBN 978-1-59474-509-6

PRIdE ANd PREJUdICE ANd zOMBIES: THE dELUXE HEIRLOOM EdITIONISBN 978-1-59474-451-8 • $24.95 51⁄4 x 8, 368 pages, 4c, hardcover with satin ribbon Rights: W

PRIdE ANd PREJUdICE ANd zOMBIES: dAwN OF THE dREAdFULSISBN 978-1-59474-454-9 • $12.95 51⁄4 x 8, 288 pages, 1c, paperback Rights: We-ISBN 978-1-59474-482-2


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NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLERBOOzE CAKESISBN 978-1-59474-423-5 • $16.9571⁄2 x 8, 144 pages, 4c, paperback with flapsRights: W

CAMPFIRE CUISINEISBN 978-1-59474-085-5 • $15.9551⁄2 x 7, 192 pages, 2c, paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

ANdROId KARENINAISBN 978-1-59474-460-0 • $12.95 51⁄4 x 8, 512 pages, 1c, paperback Rights: W e-ISBN 978-1-59474-483-9

BETTER THAN HOMEMAdEISBN 978-1-931686-42-6 • $14.9561⁄2 x 73⁄4, 144 pages, 4c, paperback with flapsRights: W

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NIgHT OF THE LIVINg TREKKIESISBN 978-1-59474-463-1 • $14.95 51⁄4 x 8, 256 pages, 1c, paperback Rights: W e-ISBN 978-1-59474-516-4

This is an original work of fiction/horror/parody and is not officially sponsored by, affiliated with, or endorsed by the owners of the Star Trek® brand.

MISS PEREgRINE'S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILdRENISBN 978-1-59474-476-1 • $17.99 51⁄4 x 8, 256 pages, 1c, paperback Rights: W e-ISBN 978-1-59474-513-3


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BOOzE CAKESISBN 978-1-59474-423-5 • $16.9571⁄2 x 8, 144 pages, 4c, paperback with flapsRights: W

CAMPFIRE CUISINEISBN 978-1-59474-085-5 • $15.9551⁄2 x 7, 192 pages, 2c, paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

CHEF’S SECRETSISBN 978-1-59474-005-3 • $16.9551⁄2 x 7, 224 pages, 2c, paperbackRights: W

COOK’S CARdS: PERFECT dESSERTSISBN 978-1-59474-144-9 • $16.9561⁄2 x 47⁄8 x 2, includes 55 4 x 6 2c cards and 5 tabbed divider cardsRights: NAM

COOK’S CARdS: BETTY CROCKER’S CLASSICSISBN 978-1-59474-145-6 • $16.9561⁄2 x 47⁄8 x 2, includes 55 4 x 6 2c cards and 5 tabbed divider cardsRights: WE

COOK’S CARdS: HOw TO COOK EVERYTHINgISBN 978-1-59474-142-5 • $16.9561⁄2 x 47⁄8 x 2, includes 55 4 x 6 2c cardsand 5 tabbed divider cardsRights: WE

FIELd gUIdE TO PROdUCEISBN 978-1-931686-80-8 • $15.9541⁄2 x 57⁄8, 384 pages, 64 pages 4c, paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

FIELd gUIdE TO COCKTAILSISBN 978-1-59474-063-3 • $15.9541⁄2 x 57⁄8, 384 pages, 64 pages 4c, paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

FIELd gUIdE TO CANdYISBN 978-1-59474-419-8 • $15.9541⁄2 x 57⁄8, 352 pages, 32 pages 4c, paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

FIELd gUIdE TO SEAFOOdISBN 978-1-59474-135-7 • $15.9541⁄2 x 57⁄8, 384 pages, 64 pages 4c, paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

FIELd gUIdE TO HERBS & SPICESISBN 978-1-59474-082-4 • $15.9541⁄2 x 57⁄8, 384 pages, 64 pages 4c,paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

FIELd gUIdE TO MEATISBN 978-1-59474-017-6 • $15.9541⁄2 x 57⁄8, 400 pages, 80 pages 4c, paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

FIELd gUIdE TO COOKIESISBN 978-1-59474-283-5 • $15.9541⁄2 x 57⁄8, 368 pages, 32 pages 4c, paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

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YUM-YUM BENTO BOXISBN 978-1-59474-447-1 • $16.9571⁄2 x 8, 144 pages, 4c, paperbackRights: W

gAMES ANd SPORTS

POPS!ISBN 978-1-59474-253-8 • $15.9563⁄4 x 71⁄4, 128 pages, 4c, paperback with flapsRights: W

MARILYN MERLOT ANd THE NAKEd gRAPEISBN 978-1-59474-099-2 • $16.9551⁄4 x 61⁄4, 256 pages, 4c, paperback with flapsRights: W

OLd MAN dRINKSISBN 978-1-59474-450-1 • $14.954 x 6, 160 pages, 2c, hardcoverRights: W

THE PEANUT BUTTER & CO. ® COOKBOOKISBN 978-1-59474-056-5 • $16.9571⁄2 x 8, 112 pages, 4c, paperback with flapsRights: W

wINE SECRETSISBN 978-1-59474-261-3 • $19.9551⁄4 x 63⁄4, 192 pages, 2c, hardcoverRights: W e-ISBN 978-1-59474-481-5

FINE wATERSISBN 978-1-59474-119-7 • $24.9547⁄8 x 81⁄2, 192 pages, 4c, hardcover with jacketRights: W

MARgARITA MAMAISBN 978-1-59474-215-6 • $12.9553⁄4 x 53⁄4, 96 pages, 2c, hardcoverRights: W

THE gEOMETRY OF PASTAISBN 978-1-59474-495-2 • $24.95 61⁄2 x 81⁄2, 256 pages, 1c, hardcover with jacketRights: NAM

ON A STICK!ISBN 978-1-59474-489-1 • $16.9510 x 7, 176 pages, 4c, paperback with flapsRights: W

THE PERFECT dRINK FOR EVERY OCCASIONISBN 978-1-59474-507-2 • $14.9543⁄4 x 63⁄4, 256 pages, 2c, hardcoverRights: We-ISBN 978-1-59474-545-7

COLOR ME FIERCE!ISBN 978-1-59474-279-8 • $12.9581⁄8 x 107⁄8, 96 pages, paperback with 6 crayonsRights: W

THE STUNTwOMAN’S wORKOUTISBN 978-1-59474-030-5 • $19.9571⁄4 x 91⁄8, 192 pages, 4c, paperbackRights: W

COOK’S CARdS: SEMI-HOMEMAdE COOKINgISBN 978-1-59474-143-2 • $16.9561⁄2 x 47⁄8 x 2, includes 55 4 x 6 4c cards and 5 tabbed divider cardsRights: WE

THE ENCYCLOPEdIA OF SANdwICHESISBN 978-1-59474-438-9 • $18.957 x 7, 320 pages, 4c, paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

THE COOKIEPEdIAISBN 978-1-59474-535-5 • $18.95 7½ x 8, 160 pages, 4c Kraft paper hardcover with semi-concealed wiroRights: W

LITTLE OLd LAdY RECIPESISBN 978-1-59474-518-8 • $14.954½ x 6½, 160 pages, 4c hardcoverRights: W

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gLAdSTONE’S gAMES TO gOISBN 978-1-931686-96-9 • $9.9543⁄4 x 83⁄4, 144 pages, 2c, paperbackRights: W

CASINO CONFIdENTIALISBN 978-1-59474-195-1 • $15.9551⁄2 x 71⁄2, 176 pages, 2c, paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

YUM-YUM BENTO BOXISBN 978-1-59474-447-1 • $16.9571⁄2 x 8, 144 pages, 4c, paperbackRights: W

gAMES ANd SPORTS

THE gEOMETRY OF PASTAISBN 978-1-59474-495-2 • $24.95 61⁄2 x 81⁄2, 256 pages, 1c, hardcover with jacketRights: NAM

ON A STICK!ISBN 978-1-59474-489-1 • $16.9510 x 7, 176 pages, 4c, paperback with flapsRights: W

THE gOLF gURUISBN 978-1-59474-322-1 • $18.9551⁄2 x 71⁄2, 208 pages, 2c, hardcoverRights: WE, excluding select territories

BIg FAT LIESISBN 978-1-59474-207-1 • $14.954 x 13⁄4 x 51⁄2 tin with 198 4c trivia cardsRights: W

COLOR ME FIERCE!ISBN 978-1-59474-279-8 • $12.9581⁄8 x 107⁄8, 96 pages, paperback with 6 crayonsRights: W

COLORSTROLOgY™ISBN 978-1-59474-025-1 • $19.9557⁄8 x 57⁄8, 432 pages, 4c, 32 pages perforated, paperback with jacketRights: W

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THE AMAzINg MAgICAL wONdER dECKISBN 978-1-59474-036-7 • $16.95Box: 53⁄4 x 31⁄2 x 3, Book: 27⁄8 x 5, 96 pages, 1c with rounded corners52-card taper deck and 16 trick cardsRights: W

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CUBE CHICISBN 978-1-59474-105-0 • $15.958 x 8, 96 pages, 4c, paperback with flapsRights: WE

dISNEYSTROLOgYISBN 978-1-59474-453-2 • $16.9557⁄8 x 57⁄8, 384 pages, 4c, paperback Rights: W

© 2010 Disney Enterprises, Inc. • © 2010 Disney Enterprises, Inc. / Pixar.

dC COMICSISBN 978-1-59474-462-4 • $40.0011 x 14, 208 pages, 4c, paperback with perforated edgesRights: W

All characters, their distinctive likenesses, and related elements are trademarks of DC Comics © 2010. All rights reserved.

THE ULTIMATE SPORTS HANdBOOKISBN 978-1-59474-034-3 • $14.955 x 7, 176 pages, 2c, paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

THE STUNTwOMAN’S wORKOUTISBN 978-1-59474-030-5 • $19.9571⁄4 x 91⁄8, 192 pages, 4c, paperbackRights: W

KUNg FU FOR gIRLSISBN 978-1-931686-93-8 • $9.956 x 6, 112 pages, 4c, paperbackRights: NAM


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QUIRKNOTES: dOgISBN 978-1-59474-252-1 • $13.95Folder: 41⁄2 x 61⁄2 x 1 with magnetic closure • Includes 16 4 x 6 blank folded cards (4 images repeating 4 times) and 16 envelopesRights: W

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SO CUTE YOU COULd dIE!ISBN 978-1-59474-150-0 • $9.9543⁄4 x 43⁄4, 256 pages, 4c, puffy hardcoverRights: W

SKYwRITINg JOURNALISBN 978-1-59474-491-4 • $16.9567⁄8 x 81⁄2, 160 pages, 4c, lay-flat flexibindRights: W

INSTANT AROMATHERAPYISBN 978-1-931686-75-4 • $9.956 x 6, 26 pages, 4c, board book with four rounded corners, 10 scratch and sniff stickers, Celo sleeve over stickered pagesRights: W

LAw SCHOOL IN A BOXISBN 978-1-59474-146-3 • $14.9531⁄2 x 17⁄8 x 47⁄8 tin with 20 cards, folded exam, diploma, and book: 96 pages, 1c, paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

THE LITTLE COLd BOOKISBN 978-1-931686-77-8 • $9.9551⁄2 x 51⁄2, 128 pages, 4c, paperback, punch-cut shapeRights: W

QUIRKNOTES: BABYISBN 978-1-59474-244-6 • $13.95Folder: 41⁄2 x 61⁄2 x 1 with magnetic closure • Includes 16 4 x 6 blank folded cards (4 images repeating 4 times) and 16 envelopesRights: W

MEd SCHOOL IN A BOXISBN 978-1-59474-147-0 • $14.9531⁄2 x 17⁄8 x 47⁄8 tin with 20 cards, folded exam, diploma, and book: 96 pages, 1c, paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

MBA dEgREE IN A BOXISBN 978-1-59474-310-8 • $14.9531⁄2 x 17⁄8 x 47⁄8 tin with 20 cards, folded exam, diploma, and book: 96 pages, 1c, paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

QUIRKNOTES: CATISBN 978-1-59474-251-4 • $13.95Folder: 41⁄2 x 61⁄2 x 1 with magnetic closure • Includes 16 4 x 6 blank folded cards (4 images repeating 4 times) and 16 envelopesRights: W

MASTERPUPPET THEATREISBN 978-1-59474-488-4 • $14.9591⁄4 x 10, box with 30 double-sided paper puppets, 6 double-sided sets, and 96-page folio of scriptsRights: W

gIg POSTERS VOLUME 1ISBN 978-1-59474-326-9 • $40.0011 x 14, 208 pages, 4c, paperback with perforated edgesRights: W

gARY gOLdSCHNEIdER’S EVERYdAY ASTROLOgYISBN 978-1-59474-408-2 • $24.9571⁄2 x 9, 352 pages, 2c, paperbackRights: W e-ISBN 978-1-59474-471-6

HOw TO SAY “FABULOUS!” IN 8 dIFFERENT LANgUAgESISBN 978-1-59474-090-9 • $14.9541⁄8 x 65⁄8, 288 pages, 4c, paperbackRights: W

THE HOUSEwIVES TAROTISBN 978-1-931686-99-0 • $16.95Box: 53⁄4 x 31⁄2 x 3, Book: 31⁄8 x 43⁄8, 96 pages, 2c, paperback with rounded corners, 78 4c cardsRights: W

gIg POSTERS VOLUME 2ISBN 978-1-59474-543-0 • $40.0011 x 14, 208 pages, 4c, paperback with perforated edgesRights: W


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OVER 40,000 SOLd!SO CUTE YOU COULd dIE!ISBN 978-1-59474-150-0 • $9.9543⁄4 x 43⁄4, 256 pages, 4c, puffy hardcoverRights: W

wALLS NOTEBOOKISBN 978-1-59474-324-5 • $16.9567⁄8 x 81⁄2, 160 pages, 4c, lay-flat flexibindRights: W

SKYwRITINg JOURNALISBN 978-1-59474-491-4 • $16.9567⁄8 x 81⁄2, 160 pages, 4c, lay-flat flexibindRights: W

MBA dEgREE IN A BOXISBN 978-1-59474-310-8 • $14.9531⁄2 x 17⁄8 x 47⁄8 tin with 20 cards, folded exam, diploma, and book: 96 pages, 1c, paperback with rounded cornersRights: W

ANYTHINg FOR A VOTEISBN 978-1-59474-156-2 • $16.9551⁄4 x 8, 304 pages, 2c, paperbackRights: W

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THE ART OF JUSTICEISBN 978-1-59474-094-7 • $19.95103⁄4 x 81⁄8, 160 pages, 4c, paperback with flapsRights: W

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SECRET LIVES OF gREAT AUTHORSISBN 978-1-59474-211-8 • $16.9551⁄4 x 8, 304 pages, 2c, paperbackRights: W

SECRET LIVES OF gREAT ARTISTSISBN 978-1-59474-257-6 • $16.95 51⁄4 x 8, 288 pages, 2c, paperback Rights: W

SECRET LIVES OF gREAT FILMMAKERSISBN 978-1-59474-434-1 • $16.9551⁄4 x 8, 288 pages, 2c, paperbackRights: W

SECRET LIVES OF gREAT COMPOSERSISBN 978-1-59474-402-0 • $16.9551⁄4 x 8, 288 pages, 2c, paperbackRights: W

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SECRET LIVES OF THE SUPREME COURTISBN 978-1-59474-308-5 • $17.9551⁄4 x 8, 288 pages, 2c, paperbackRights: W

SECRET LIVES OF THE U.S. PRESIdENTSISBN 978-1-59474-344-3 • $17.9551⁄4 x 8, 296 pages, 2c, paperback with die-cut coverRights: W e-ISBN 978-1-59474-479-2

OVER 150,000 SOLd!SECRET LIVES OF THE FIRST LAdIESISBN 978-1-59474-432-7 • $16.9551⁄4 x 8, 304 pages, 2c, paperbackRights: W e-ISBN 978-1-59474-478-5

SECRET LIVES OF THE CIVIL wARISBN 978-1-59474-138-8 • $16.9551⁄4 x 8, 320 pages, 2c, paperbackRights: W

HOw TO SAY “FABULOUS!” IN 8 dIFFERENT LANgUAgESISBN 978-1-59474-090-9 • $14.9541⁄8 x 65⁄8, 288 pages, 4c, paperbackRights: W


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dIRTY wORdS OF wISdOMISBN 978-1-931686-64-8 • $12.955 x 6, 96 pages, 4c, hardcoverRights: W

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THE CHRISTMAS LISTISBN 978-1-931686-47-1 • $12.956 x 6, 96 pages, 4c, hardcoverRights: W

BUTT ROT & BOTTOM gASISBN 978-1-59474-203-3 • $10.9541⁄2 x 63⁄4, 112 pages, 1c, hardcoverRights: W

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MARVEL, Spider-Man, and all related character names and the distinctive likenesses thereof: ™ & © 2006 Marvel Characters, Inc. All rights reserved.

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Copyright 2008 Lucasfilm and ™. All Rights Reserved. Used Under Authorization.

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Nancy Drew ® is a registered trademark of Simon & Schuster, Inc. All rights reserved.

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THE BATHROOM COMPANIONISBN 978-1-59474-028-2 • $12.9541⁄2 x 63⁄4, 144 pages, 2c, hardcover with jacketRights: W

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gRACELANdISBN 978-1-59474-131-9 • $40.0011 x 11, 18 pages, 4c, hardcover, gold foil cover stock, pop-up spreadsRights: W

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MYSTERIO’S ENCYCLOPEdIA OF MAgIC ANd CONJURINgISBN 978-1-59474-496-9 • $16.95 71⁄4 x 9, 352 pages, 1c, paperbackRights: W

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U.S. Presidents . . . . . . . . . . 4, 14, 27, 37See Jane Write . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 36Sense and Sensibility and

Sea Monsters . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22, 37Sex Instruction Manual, The . . . . . . . . . . . 31Sherlock Holmes Handbook,

The . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19, 34, 37Signing Their Lives Away . . . . . . . 14, 28, 37Signing Their Rights Away. . . . 14, 16, 28, 37Skywriting Journal . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26Smart Family’s Passport, The . . . . . . . . . . 36Smart Traveler’s Passport, The . . . . . . . . . 36So Cute You Could Die! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27Soil Mates . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18, 28Space Tourist’s Handbook, The . . . . . . . . 36Spider-Man Handbook, The . . . . . . . . . . . 33Spotter’s Guide to he Male Species, The . 31Spy’s Guide: Official Espionage, The . . . . 36Stacked Decks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 35Star Trek Book of Opposites, The . 16, 19, 35Stuff Every Dad Should Know . . . . . . . 13, 17Stuff Every Husband

Should Know . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13, 35, 37Stuff Every Man Should Know 13, 17, 35, 37Stuff Every Mom Should Know . . . . . . 12, 17Stuff Every Woman

Should Know . . . . . . . . . . . 12, 17, 35, 37Stuntwoman’s Workout, The . . . . . . . . . . . 25Suburban Legends . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 37Superman Handbook, The . . . . . . . . . . . . 33Taft 2012 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4, 17Teen Owner’s Manual, The . . . . . . . . . . . . 32Television Without Pity . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 35Ten Tea Parties . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14, 17This Saint Will Change Your Life . . . . . 16, 37Thorn and the Blossom, The . . . . . . . 6–7, 17Toddler Owner’s Manual, The . . . . . . . . . . 32To Quote a Queer . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 37Ultimate Sports Handbook, The . . . . . . . . 25Use This Book! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 37Walls Notebook . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27Wine Secrets . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24, 37Witch Craft . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21Women Know Everything! . . . . . . . . . 12, 37You Give Love a Bad Name. . . . . . . . . . . . 31Yo Momma So Extraordinary. . . . . . . . . . . 30Your Big Fat Boyfriend . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 31Yum-Yum Bento Box . . . . . . . . . . . . 3, 18, 24Zombie Tarot, The . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11, 17


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