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“Didyouhearabouttheguywhosewholeleftsidewascutoff?He'sallrightnow.”

“I'mreadingabookaboutanti-gravity.It'simpossibletoputdown."

“Iwonderedwhythebaseballwasgettingbigger.Thenithitme.”

“It'snotthatthemandidnotknowhowtojuggle,hejustdidn'thavetheballstodoit.”

“TheotherdayIheldthedooropenforaclown.Ithoughtitwasanicejester.”

“I'mgladIknowsignlanguage,it'sprettyhandy.”

“Iusedtohaveafearofhurdles,butIgotoverit.”

Policewerecalledtoadaycarewhereathree-year-oldwasresistingarest.

“Needanarktosavetwoofeveryanimal?Inoahguy.”

“Iwasgoingtobuyabookonphobias,butIwasafraiditwouldn'thelpme.”