Proclamation for the Game of Duplicate Bridge

VOL. 4 NO . 2 INITIATION SPECIAL UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO, ONT, FRIDAY, SEPT. 27, 1963 INITIATION ENDS 6 . . . one thousand two hundred and s e v e nt y two weiners . . . one thousand two hundred and sevent y fo 140,000 PENNIES IN THE PIGGY - Spurred on by the Hurculean e f f o rt s of J im Mitchell, Science II, a horde of frosh and many of t heir sophomore supervisors comp leted, at 4:30 Saturday, a chain of penn ies stretch- ing from City H all K i t ch e n e r to the Waterloo City Hall. Serenading prospective donors as they rode up and down King Street in a small sports car, five frosh and assort ed inst ruments managed to bring in a few smiles and a few large donations. The chain when completed, amounted to some $1400, which was presented to the Kinsmen Club of Kitchener-Waterl oo for use in the Club’s new workshop for r etarded adults (the old one h a v in g grown too sma ll to provide the servic es re- quired) . A great many thanks must go out to t hose wh o made the ch a i n a suc- cessful project, as well as to those who gave so generously. BRIGITTE, BIKINIES, BALES AND BOTTLES l l l Under the direction of Jeff Evans, Bill Siddal and David Trost, frosh once again s et out on the annual, pilferage of the Kitchener- Waterloo area, more respectfully known as The Scavenger Hunt. Item s such as red lights, candles , pictures of Brigitte Bardot (apparently som e rather revealing), snow fence s, and beer bottles among other things flooded into the parking lot at Seagram Stadium as the time limit drew near. The bikinies (full of female) were sported main- ly by off-campus women (including the wife of a Toronto policeman), though A rts did get representation by Penny Catton. But it seems to this observer as though the Engineers showed th e most ingenuity fo r the evening. Arrangem ents were made before- hand with some of the local residents for the loan of a tractor, a couple of w agons , and a hundred and fifty bales of hay. But alas, Stadium was slow - so slow in fact t hat the local constabulary got a bit annoyed when darkness came, for there was a definite loss of lights on the process ion. The s corers demo nstrated their usu al lack of aid by insisting that the entourage must reach the stadium to score any points. In order to do this, approxima tely eighty people were recruited with ca rs and flashlights to pacify our stalwart p olice. Once at their destination the wagons made exce llent stag es for the various bikini clad dolls to display their w ares. The only sore point for this group of gentlemen was the unloading of the hay. A not so clever stunt however was performed by the Engineers, who.put’in a false alarm in order to fulfill, the requirement of a policeman in full uniform . I don’t think he shared the opinion that twe nty points w as worth that effort. David Swain and Jill Stoody along with three other frosh bor- rowed a relief map from Waterloo Lutheran University so that they could be photographed with it for the Record. Paying spe cial atten- tion to the section on student pranks in the Handbook it was re- turned undamaged. Several sopmores not wantin g to be outdone, paid a respectful, if hast y, visit to Ontario Agricultural College and deftly remove d the flag from the cannon to bring back as a souvenir. It goes almost withou t saying that S cience won the honours for the evening with Engineering in second place. Guess where Arts wound up? FROSHMAN HOP I am going to the Froshman Hop to be able to see the new crop of eligible chicks last Saturday. Naturally, I am not taking with me any such avail able fem ale for fear that some inebriated soul uninitiated in t he 1 art of couth will waylay me and perhaps even my ac- on the hunt and attached to t he new companying e s c o rt . So I am arriving crop of fema le arrivals. withou t fa nfare (or ticket) to find Since I am not able to tw o - s t e p to that the marines are not the only ones the stains of Gravy Waltz, I am cor- who have patents on landing, but the nering so m e sophomore-ette who is available n u r s ie s are also making an appearance for the benefit of l o n e r s. The Waterloo Sauare Mall is. nat- telling me that she and her roomies don’t thi nk anymore that the campus is Heaven because the odds are only - _ m-ally, decorated iu gold, black; and nine4o-one this yearo white as well as lvarying shades of The sophies are presenting a gar- red, most of which I am finding on bage trophy to the Science for their the noses of the so p h o m o r e s and in s c a v e n g in g win, and only thirty are the c h e e ks of th e i r normally pallid showin g up for residence breakfast. chicks. Froshm en, of course, are both Demon Rumyon. Eight Cheerleading uniforms are wait- ing to be filled. Can you jump? Three Party Debate On Sunday evening, Septem ber 22, the University of Waterloo Unitar- ian D i s cu s s io n Group held a three party d ebate on the past election in the Physics Amphitheatre. Represent- atives of the three pa rties were pre- sent namely Keith Butler, P.C., Mor- ley Rosenberg, N.D.P., and Jim Breit- haupt representing the Liberal party. Sandy Baird of the K-W Record was a most impartial and witty moderator. Each party submitted two quest ions which were to be a n sw e r e d by each of the other representatives. These questions involved Medicare, , crime in Ontario and future planning in all fields. Mr. Rosenberg provided a little life to perhaps an o th e r w i s e boring evening when he a c c u se d Mr. B utler of being complacent and saying noth- ing in answering the p re p a r e d questions. Mr. Rosenberg charged that the Conservatives were too slow and he promised immediate action. Crime was again mentioned with the C o n s e r v at i ve s denying organized crime and t he L ib e r a l s and N . D . P .‘ s decrying its presence. After the pr epared questions, w rit- ten questions were received from the floor and answered by the respect ive candidate. The questions were some- what search ing, but the representatives were unable to give many definite answers (as usual). Mr. Butler seeme d unsure of some things. Mr. B reit- haupt continually r e f e r re d to a little book better known as the Liberal bible which apparently had all the answers to our problem s. Why this has not bee n brought out in the e le c - tion campa ign is quite a mystery. Although young in years , Mr. Ros- enberg carried himse lf quite well and showed some promise for the future. A hearty congratulations goes out to the University of Waterloo Unitar- ian D i s c u ss i o n Group for a well organized evening. Head of the group is Jim Ronback with faculty advisers bein g Dr. Pickarski and Dr. Lefcourt. Attendance was a little disappointing; however, let us hope Mr. Ronback and his group do not become dis- couraged and will plan more even- ings like that. ERRATUM. l l C o n t r a ry to the notice in the last issue of The CORYP HAEUS, Alan Mills will be appearing TONIGHT, September 27. NEW UNIVERSITY CHEER l l l SEAGRAMS! SEAGRAMS! VAT 69 WARRIORS, WARRIORS, HOLD THAT LINE! ‘DAMN OUTDOOR CONVE NIENCES . . .’ corr ect attire for the pep-rally was of the nocturna l variety.

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