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WILLIAM F.BUCKLEY JR.
Pat Robertson
after the ex-change wasover, that thecritics on theother side wereprimarily con-cerned with thequestion of theseparation ofchurch andstate. By whichI mean thattheir fears of ————the religiousright seemed hypothetical and everso abstract.
I remember 40 years ago when itwas fashionable to suppose thatSen. Joseph McCarthy threatenedthe Bill of Rights and maybe eventhe balance of nature. In the mid-dle of the putative reign of terror,Professor John Roche, who wassteadfastly opposed to McCarthyand was serving as president of theAmericans for Democratic Action,
of being eaten alive by piranhas;No. Z4 is my fear of college presi-dents."
That didn't seem very loyal tothe forces who insisted that McCar-thy was about to close down Amer-ican liberties.
What surprised me in the fort-night after the televised debatewas the volume of letters from
. people who seem to have a mostextraordinary fear of Pat Robert-son. He is the dominant figure inthe evangelical right, formerly aminister. He ran for the Republi-can presidential nomination in1988, and before doing so he re-signed his ministry. He continuesnow, as a layman, attempting tomobilize the Christian right specifi-cally.
One very bright young manwrote to tell me that Pat Robert-son had driven him and others heknew into the arms of the Demo-cratic Party.
ertsrfn so very much exercised?I wrote to one correspondent to
say that as far as I could tell, ifRobertson were to wake up anddiscover that he was omnipotent,and therefore wrote into law everyproposal that makes up the pro-gram of the Christian right, Ameri-ca would be in no way differentfrom the country I lived in until Iwas approximately 30.
In those days, true, you couldn'tgo to the movies to see a "DeepThroat," but that was not a stiflingimposition. Pornography had to bebought from dirty old men, who arethe best fitted to serve that pur-pose. You couldn't find a liquorstore open on Sunday, which repre-sented whatever you want to callthe hardship of laying in enoughbooze on Saturday to last you untilMonday.
What else? Well, you couldn't geta legal abortion. But up until veryclose to Roe vs. Wade, there was a
the power were to be returnadthem. But of course there werelot of illegal abortions, well overhalf-million per year.
If American freedom is to tmeasured by that one index — dathe American woman have tilright to abort? — then Pat Roberson's America would not be freBut we should be prepared to sunmon historical perspectives befotdenouncing as unfree the Americthat existed until 1973, the year iwhich the Warren Court discoverea right of privacy that extended tthe right to extinguish unborn life
OK, now why is Pat Robertson sexercised? Well, one reason is thathere has been, in the period ware talking about (the last 2years), a 500 percent increase icrime. When more than 600 peoplare murdered every day, a lot cpeople are losing their freedorpretty definitively. When 10 time
' that many are robbed or mutilate
At least Beavis, Butt-Head are on restrictionBy Patrick Harwood
MTV has done the right thing by finally moving itsimmensely popular, profitable, and controversial hitcartoon "Beavis and Butt-Head" from 7 p.m. to alater time — 10:30 p.m. — so that fewer impression-
able childrenwill be watch-ing.
The networkhas been underfire for theway the car-toon's starslove playingwith fife andw a t c h i n gthings burn.
Sadly, andperhaps inevi-tably, it took areal-life trage-dy to compelthe network tomake thiss c h e d u l i n gchange. Earlierthis month in
Patrick HarwOOd Ohio, a 5-year-old boy set his
house on fire, killing his 2-year-old sister. The moth-er says her son was incited to play with matches bythose juvenile delinquent firebugs Beavis and Butt-Head. Television's power of persuasion is againfrighteningly displayed.
MTV has also promised to ease the more extremestory content of "Beavis and Butt-Head" to make itless violent and inflammatory (literally). This too isbadly needed, because, let's face it, these two are aparent's worst nightmare. They're the type of badinfluences we want our children to avoid.
But the problem is, these troublemakers aren't outon the street; they make themselves right at home inour children's living room or bedroom. Right afterdinner at 7, it was just too easy for Beavis and Butt-Head to drop in and hang out for half an hour ofobnoxious, crude and, as evident in Ohio, dangerousbehavior for impressionable youths.
"Beavis and Butt-Head's" anti-social message ishardly limited to their fascination with flames. Vul-gar language is also a trademark. If you're not fa-miliar with the show, you migh't be startled to hearsome of the words and disgusting references used.But then, with a character named Butt-Head, maybenothing should be surprising here.
When not profane, communication by these two in-
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tellectuals is pretty much limited to idiotic, gruntinglaughs, burps and other obscene noises. When theydo speak, their vocabularies usually consist of thewords "cool" or "sucks" — even their slang isn'toriginal!
Disturbing, too, about these brats is their inaction.They are spectators, not participants, in life. Most oftheir time is spent on a filthy, beat-up sofa staringat music video after music video on television.
In one episode called "Couch Fishing," they evencame up with a way to fish without having to go out-doors. Finding a pole and using as bait old foodscraps scrounged from under the sofa cushions and abroken radio, the boys cast their line outside, catch-ing animals and neighbors that happened by, includ-ing an elderly woman who went for a can of prunesattached to Beavis and Butt-Head's hook.
Sure, Beavis and Butt-Head's sophomoric and "sostupid they're funny" antics and dialogue provoke afew laughs, even from adults. But this type of pro-gram was a powder keg that, unfortunately, MTV —
in its quest to be the hippest and most provocativething going — waited too long to defuse.
A few weeks ago, prior to the fatal fire, "Beavisand Butt-Head" creator Mike Judge was quoted ascomparing his show to a '90s version of "The ThreeStooges."
Said Judge: "There's nothing to worry about. Thiswhole thing is a fad and it'll burn out." Great choiceof words there, Mike.
Sorry, parents. "Beavis and Butt-Head" hasn'tbeen canceled outright.
But the boys have been put on restriction and nowthey can't come out until 10:30 at night.
At least at bedtime it might be easier to keep outtheir bad influence than at dinnertime.
Harwood is a College of Charleston adjunctprofessor of communications and associate direc-tor of college relations.
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RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Almost two years ago, BillClinton came to California looking for a state cam-paign chairman for his fledgling run for the WhiteHouse. He sold himself to John Garamendi, the Cali-fornia insurance commissioner, and Garamendi, inturn, made Clinton his first out-of-state apostle for a new approach tohealth care cost containment called
the health care issue occupies a larger and largerplace on the public agenda.
The 75 people in the county supervisors' meetingroom the other night (less than half the size Garamen-di says he has been drawing elsewhere, but the WorldSeries was tough competition) were a cross section ofthe community.
Garamendi did a reasonable imitation of Phil Dona-
'Garamendi did a reasonable imitationof Phil Donahue, using a hand-heldmicrophone as he wandered in theaudience, getting reactions to hisopening question: What do you like
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