Pondering On Amusing Bumper Stickers

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A Collection of amusing bumper stickers with points for reflection

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I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol!

Pondering… “Speed Thrills But Kills.”

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I'll do anything for money, except work.

Pondering… “So many expect much but want to do little.”

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Honesty pays, but not enough

Pondering… “Many sacrifice integrityin order to be wealthy.”

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Growing old is inevitable. Growing up

is optional.

Pondering… “Have we become wiser when we grow older?”

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Common sense isn't very common.

Pondering… “How often have we done foolish things for a lack of clear thinking.”

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I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.

Pondering … “How many shirk work and duty and take it so easy.”

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For every action, there is an equal and

opposite criticism.

Pondering… “We can’t please all people everywhere and every time.”

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Always yield to temptation. It may never pass your way again

Pondering … “How many become victims of temptation only to regret later?”

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All I need is some peace and quiet. If I got a piece I'd be quiet!

Pondering… “So many crave for more and more!”

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I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes

of my life

Pondering… “Vices are easily picked up, virtues are easily thrown down.”

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Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.

Pondering… “Wise solutions to problems are hard to come by.”

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I respect your opinion. Just don't want

to hear it!

Pondering… “The Ego in many hinders their learning and growing.”

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Don't follow me. I'm lost too.

Pondering… “Pondering… “Fools who follow Fools are greater Fools.”

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Cover me! I'm changing lanes. 

Pondering… “Reckless driving has caused so much suffering.”

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I need someone real bad...

Are you real bad?

Pondering… “Morality is truly sliding leading to more pain and suffering.”

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BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder. 

Pondering… “The intoxicated mind can see and do unwholesome things.”

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When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the

IRS). 

Pondering… “True Charity has sincerity and expects nothing from anybody.”

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Women who seek to be equal to

men lack ambition. 

Pondering… “Ambition rooted in great greedwill spell much sorrow indeed.”

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I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily. 

Pondering… “How often have we justified our unwholesome doings?”

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I am a nobody, nobody is perfect... Therefore I am perfect.

Pondering… “The Ego in us is strong; so often we think we can’t be wrong!”

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The End

May we grow Wiser

as time goes by

With Metta,Bro. Oh Teik Bin