Pink (Vintage Teenage) Magazine - Issue 88 - November 30th 1974

8/6/2019 Pink (Vintage Teenage) Magazine - Issue 88 - November 30th 1974

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We're sure that Matt theHoople are gonna soundsomewhat different now thatMickRonson has joined them.Itshould prove interesting, t o .say the least - which is whywe're gonna make a point ofgetting to the HammersmithOdeon to se e them onDecember 6 and 7.

does a date ~th Ilodgrab you? Yeh, we know - itkinda grabbed us that way,too! But have youever reallythought about what a date~th your fave pop star wouldbe like? Sure, you go a bundleon his looks ... but ",hen yougot down to tbe talldn' bit,bow'd you hit it off? Try ourquiz (if you dare!) on pgs 6/ 7and discover just who is yourideal pop star date!Fancy some action? Thenm ck to pgs 2:!(23!We've got anew 'get up 'n' go' series offeatures aU about excitingactivIties like skiing - and,yes, the cheap way to do it!So, get to it - turning thosepages, 1 mean! Ed.

HEAVESCENTThis pomander is reallypretty. It's made of china,decorated with butterflies andfilled with sweet-smellingherbs and flowers to makeyour room smell like a rosegarden! Makes a good pressie,too. Available from Boots, 43p.

LITTLEWOMARemember Stacy Doming?She popped up in Pink sometime ago - but she's beenbusy since then. For fiveweeks she's been touring thecountry - as Am y in LittleWomen. But she's due for achange of role soon - inPeter Pan, which opens at theLondon Coliseum onDecember 18till January 8. Sopop in to see her ifyou get thechance.


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PICK APOUCH!Here's a pretty suede pouchfor all you moneybags tohoard your gold in. It comesin lots of colours .:_ we chose. blue and brown, with anorange flower -and has asnappy drawstring t o p u l l itshut, From Boots, SSp. .

'N'purple-patterned s c a r f ' s

st- the thing for bnghtenm'p dull winter days. W e a r ita sweater or that newnter coat. F r o m a selectionBoots, it costs B O p .

THE=--'LABELWHAT'S A LOOKWOOZY?

ell, just take a look at the (green), Horatio Woozy Soapc t u re s . a n d you'll get s o m e (ye llo w ) - both a t 4 5 p - a n dI t ' s a little c h a r a c t e r W o o z y Bubble Bath, at 5 5 p .om Yardley, specially made We think they're gre.at fun! SUPERo brighten up your bath! You can get Yardley products

. : ; o O , s ; - ; e r , f r. , .O , m - , , ;B.i g _ W _ ' o o _ z y _ s _ , . o a _ p _ r ; f f; : :o = m = .m ; : : o ~ s ; : : t: : l a = r ; : : g e ; : : .: : c = h e ; : : m l = ' ; : : s ; : : t s ; : :. :: : : ; . SPRAY

Y'know, we're a curious lot atPink ... and one thing we'redyin' to know is whicb of ourpicture s to rie s yo u enjoym ost. Is it Sugar Jones, Patty,The Misfits, Swallows End orLake of the Lost:Send your top t h r e e choicesto Pink, Fle.etway House,F arrin gd on S t., London EC4.

- - - - ~ .MY FAVOURITE PINK STORIES ARE:-mST ! '1SECOND ~ .THIRD "" .

Here's a top to stop ~ em int h e i r tracks! In fact, it'sguaranteed to. tum you intothe tastiest bit of readingmatter around ... Thecolour's mauve with purplelettering, and the waist'selastleated so you don't needto tuck it i n . . From branches, of Girl. it costs 2.99.

'If' i s the name of this cutelittle perfume spray. Thebottle fits easily into your bag(or pocket!), and just onesquirt is enough t o keep yousmellin' smashin' for hours!And the price? - it only costs4 9 p . Available from Boots.All prices quoted in thisissue were correct at timeof going to press.ANSWER :

We know the feeling .Christmas is getting nearer,and th e shops are full oftempting things to part youf r o m your hard-earnedmoney. It's the time of yearwhen every penny really does -count - so we've beenracking our b r a i n s to think ofways to make them stretchj u s t a little hit further. (Thepennies that is - not ourbramst).Beauty-wise, Valli's got lotsof economies for you. Use alipbrush, so you can u s e upevery last drop of yourlipstick. Then, when nail .v a r n i s h begins to go hard, addjust a drop of remover to it-a n d m ix well, It really doesthe trick.Clothes-wise, why notinvest in some dye? Whenclothes are old, you c a n getvery bored with the colours.But a splash. of colourful d y ereally gives them a new leaseof life.Finally, when you'retravelling by bus, walk to thenext fare-stage. Not only doyou save money - but i t ' skeepin' you fit as well!P.S. To make doubly s u r eyou save,. invest in a p i g g ybank. Make a resolution toput in every %p piece thatcomes your way. It's amazingho w qui.ckly they mount up!


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W ho has smashed up the newspaper kiosk belonging to the Slatt .,ry.?I. it just vandalism ~ or is i t connected with the Hurst fami ly '.attempt to take over rne Slattery b"siness? Julie Hurst and KeithSlattery, altJhough on oppesite sides of the fence, both feel misfits intheir respective fami ties This is a feud, in which the powerful,respectable, successful Hurst> are ,gl'1lf)pling'wi'th the looked diiwn-upon Slatterys, And Julie and Keith are in the middle, , ,


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HAVING EVERYBODY LOOKDOWN ON YOU WEARS YOUDOWN.JU,LlEI

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'Course we're not suggestin' for a moment thatyou'd even. think ofturnin' down Q. date with anyof these dis}1,yfellas ... but, the fact is, there'sone who's extra 'speciaHy suited to you. So, whodo you think you'd hit it off best with? Do ourquiz and find out - we bet you're in forafew surprises!He's taking you to aXmas party. What doyou wear?a. The most feminine dressyou can find"- soft and floaty-and just a hint of perfume.b. Something slinky - with atouch of rhinestone glitter -and a feather boa to slingaround your neck.

c . A pair of jean and a way-out T-shirt ~ possibly his!d. Something simple, butflattering - with a full-blownrose pinned at the waist.

2You're spendingSunday together-what would youlike to do?a. Stay home with Mwn, Dad

'n' the rest of the family ...maybe watch a bit of telly.b. Visit an art gallery -you're really into Matisse thesedays.c. Go along and watch himplay football on the commonwith his mates - 'n' cheerlike madd. Go for a walk in the park,kickin' up the leaves and stopto chat with the ducks.

3He's taking you tothe movies - whatkinda film wouldyou most like to see?a. A comedy, with lots ofaction - to really get yourollin' 10 the aisles.

b. An all time great, likeGone With the Wind - eventho' you've seen it before.c. Anything with Greta Garboin it you think she's great.d. Something dreamy andromantic that'll really takeyou out of yourself.

He rings you upoutofthe blue and says'he's comin' to pickyou up in quarter of an hour.You've just stepped out ofthe bath - what do you do?a. Beg for an extra half hour- after all, a girl needs timeto pretty herself up.b. Devote fourteen and a halfminutes to makin' up yourface and doin' your hair -then zip on a catsuit just ashe rings the doorbell.c. Pull on the first thingthat comes to hand, jam a big,funny hat on your head - andyou're ready to go, ld. You don't even panic -you know he'll take you as hefinds you, anyway.

OH, THIS HAS BEEN THREATENINGFOR A LONG TIME ANYWAY. WHENDAD WAS IN JAIL BEFORE, THE RENTDIDN'T GET PAID ... I CAN'TEVEN BLAME MR. HILL TOOMUCH . 1

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5t's your birthdayand he wants totreat you to a meal.What do you fancy?a. You'd rather go round tohis place for your birthdaytreat - after all, his mum'sa smashin' cooklb. Somewhere ritzy andexpensive - where YOI, l canreally slap on the style.c. Your local hamburger spot- with double helpings offudge cake for afters.d. A cosy comer in a quietrestaurant - probablyFrench or Italian - withflickering candles and softbackground music.

6o.me kind uncle'sjust given you acouple of quid tospend on what you like. Whatdo you do with it?a. Keep it for buyin'Christmas presents - nowyou can treat your folks tosomethin' special.b. Put it towards that fab(but expensive) pair of boots

you've been dyin' to treatyourself to for ages.c. Splash out on a surprisegift for your bloke - hedeserves it!d. Donate it to charity - it'ssomething you've alwayswanted to do, but never hadthe spare cash before.7What would yourideal holiday be -with him?a: Exploring some foreigntown - discovering theplaces where the touristsnever go.b. A cruise round the Greekislands on an elegant yacht- Onassis-style.c. Hire a tent with a group offriends - it would be prettybasic, but great fun!d. Swimmin' 'n' surfin' 'n'lazin' on a sun-soaked beach.NO W FIND O UT ...Mostly a's: You're naturaland feminine ... you liketo keep things simple.And you're home-lovin',too - all qualities that

?onny appreciates. Wereckon you tuio'si get onpretty well!Mostly b's: Hey, smoothie,you've really got what ittakes to ritz things up!You've a decided tastefor the good life andyou've lots of style. Thesuper-suave Mr. Ferry'sthe date for you!Mostly c's: You're thelively, energetic type -you think life's for livin',and you love to be sur-rounded by lots of friends.You and the extrovertRodney couLd have somereally great times to-gether!Mostly d's: You'redreamy and romantic -and a bit of an idealist,too. You like to takethings as they come anddon't let life botheryou ... A bit like David,in fact. Yes, he's yourideal date!

N ext W eek: Julie takes on the w hole fam ily!7


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DOG-GONE!ThIs is an ad. from our localnewspaper:Yorkshire Terrier Puppies,eight weeks old, low mileage,one owner, water leaks,otherwise perfect!Cberyl - Dunstable.

A SUITABLE CASE FORTREATMENTIdon't suppose for onemoment that you realise quitehow lucky you are to have mewriting to you. All thenational newspapers and topmagazines are just clamouringfor a few words written byme. Iam by profession ajournalist but in my sparemoments Ioccasionally readPink which, of course, youshould consider an honour.As far as good writing goes,you're none of you muchgood. But, as it's so obviousyou're all young, I'llgive youmore time to proveyourselves.If you don't print this, myagent, manager andbodyguards will be up at youroffice and I'll confiscateValli's mascara and Kim'saniseed balls and there will beno doughnuts.

Kate - Southampton.P.S. Ieed the money to stopme from telling such dreadfullies!We're sending your quid.And if you are so great,how abo,ut writing ussome features jar Pinkand seiuiin' them in ...then we can put ournames on them! Thatwould teach uoy!TIGHT TRICKOne of my friends just toldme a brilliant way to stopholes in your tights fromladdering. You get an oldlipstick container and putsoap in it. When a holeappears, simply smear somesoap over it and it won't run! Ididn't believe it at first ~ butnow Iuse it all the time!Catherine - Dundee.Ta for the tip, Catherine IIf there's one thing thatgets us mad it's Jamie"cttanting "You've gottaladder, you've gottaladder! "IT'S THE BRAIN GAME!Do you credit your readerswith an y intelligence at all, orare you under the impressionthat we're all plain stupid?Your crosswords andsimilar puzzles would seem to8

W e Love getting letters -. it makes us feel sopopular! (Even if half of them are rudeones!) So e'mon, you Pinkies, drop us a line'- at Pink Post, Fieetuiau House, FarringdonSt., London EC4. We'Ll send you a quid!indicate the latter.I admit I'm no intellectualgenius, but clues such as'noise made by bees' and'Status .:: (another well-known group) in your issuedated October 12th are aninsult to my - and everyoneelse's intelligence!So come on Pink, give ussomething to set the old greymatter working!

Genesis Freak - Surrey.Sorry, sorry! ... butthere's a prob~em. Wecan't afford to employanyone else to do thequizzes, .. and we can'treatly expectmuch ofyeractual intellect from oldJamie!

POETIC LAMENTI'm nearly dead broke at tbemomentSo I'm thinking of something\ to do;The only way Ican get richquickIs by writing a poem to you.So I've borrowed a pen frommy mum,And I've got some clean paperfrom Dad,And I'm trying to think of a rsubjectThat's joyful, or serious, orsad,But Ihaven'Lbeen 'venturing'lately,And I'm not good at writinglove linesAnd the shops Igo in don'tappear to haveWitty solgans, notices orsigns.So I'm sending you this littlepoemIn the hope you'll take pityon meAnd send me a pound to helppay forThe stamp, which cost 41/2p!Jane - Hants.JUST WOMBLING ALONGThe other day Ilooked up'wombling' in the dictionary.You'll be interested to hearwha t it said; 'with belly to theground.'It just suits the Wombles,doesn't it? Joanne - Leeds.

IN THE SOUP!One"morning r set out early toget some' bargains at the sales.I saw a large box of chocs witha big yellow ribbon for only1 , reduced from 2.5 0. I wasjust about to treat myself to it,when a fat lady pushed me outof the way - and boughtthem.This made me mad so Ishouted at her and called hera rude old fattierLater that evening Iwent tomy boyfriend's house for tea.And who should answer thedoor but the 'old fattie'l Justto make it even moreembarrasing, she gave me thechocs as a birthday present!Susan - Bristol.That'll teach you! S'poseyou'd intended the chocsjor her, anyway hadn'tyou?

Hope you -gave her acoupLe to make up!

HELP!I'm writing to you from a big,dark castle where Ihave beenimprisoned by a wicked, evilbaron: Iam a maiden indistress and since nohandsome knight has come torescue me on his big whitesteed, Iwill have to pay apound ransom to the wickedbaron.Since Im a broke maiden Ibeg you to send me themoney. Iwill be eternallygrateful.Maidenin-Distress -Newcastle-upon-Tyne.P .S. This letter was sent bypigeon post from my onlywindow.Well, after lengthydiscussion we decidedthat we would send youthe ransom money. Wethought that, in yourfragile state, it would betoo rash of us to sendJamie along to the rescueon his white charger!(What a sight for soreeyes that would be!)


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W .s this to be . the st rangest n igh!e ve r f o. , S\Jgar Jones, trendiestand phoniest show-biz personalityaround? Was her whale future atstake i!, a room in a small countryinn? Even Susie Ford,her ass is tantdidn't kncw,.; '

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wow - I LOVE THESESPOOKY COUNTRY LANESAT NIGHT. WHAT IS IT,DRIVER?


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Why is it that you neverrealise how selfish you'rebeing about something untilit's actually spelt out to you?Take the way Ireated mymum f'rinstance ...Y'see Iwas alwaysnagging her for more pocketmoney and more clothes. Allmy mates s.eemed to have adifferent outfit every week,and Ihad to make do withmy big sister's hand-on."It's not fair," Iused tomoan to Mum," everyoneelse's got a new pair of bootsthis winter.".It never occurred to me towonder if she might wantsome clothes herself!Iremember one day mybest mate came rushinground to show me her newwinter coat. It was gorgeous,and Iooked a treat in it!When she'd gone Iushedin to Mum , frantic withenvy. "I need a coat, Mum,"I shouted, half crying. "Ilook like a tramp in myoIdone," Isobbed. "I'membarrassed to go' out in it!"O f course, she was reallyupset at my outburst."Look, love, it's not thateasy to make ends meet

nowadays ... but I'll try mybest to get you a new coat."But that wasn't goodenough! Iwanted it at once!That night Iwent to bedearly ... in a huff. Nothingseemed fair. Inever lookedas good as my mates ... !Isoon fell asleep, butwoke up a little while laterwith a terrible thirst. It wasonly eleven o'clock. Idecided to nip downstairsfor a drink.Then, as Istood on thelanding Iheard a strangesound coming from theliving room. It wasMum - crying!"Listen, love," I heard Dad

say. "You mustn't worryyourself. Tbings'll work outsoon. We've just got to bevery thrifty at the moment.""B-b-but, George,"sobbed Mum, "I just don'tknow how we're going tomanage. There are somany things to buy ... andKaren goes mad because shecan't buy tbe things shewants. I've promised her anew coat ... but where am Igoing to get the money ... ?"I'd heard enough. With alump in my throat as big as atennis ball, Icrept upstairsand back into bed.I could hardly sleep thatnight for worrying about

Mum 'n' Dad .. .and forthinking how selfish I'd been.Next morning Iheepishlywent downstairs. When IawMum at the cooker. Irushedover and gave her a hug."Forget the coat, Mum," Isaid. "I'm fine the way Im."And you should've seenthe look on her face. It was

worth a dozen new 'coats!She never asked what hadmade me change my mind- but, Ieckon she guessed.Still, I'm really glad Iwoke up on that night andoverheard what Idid ... 'Itreally brought me to mysenses, I promise you.

PRINCESS TINAANNUAL 1975.128 pages, many incolour. Gorgeousillustrations.Picture-stories.short stories.poems. jokes andfeatures on balletand horses. Superto get forChristmas!PRICE SOp

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W hen CoraI Ka,yegot a free t icketfor the Saturday ahemoonrewrding 01 TV's top pop show -she didn' t know tt was a t icket thatwas going to change her llte , , ,

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Their number over. Coral warched rhefantastic girl dancers of TIlree'. A Crowdtalk to rheir manager, Miss PrimroseFoxtrot _


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AS FAR AS OURPRETIY LlTILETHING IS CONCERNED,SHE'LL THINK SHE'SBEEN GIVEN THECHANCE OF ALIFETIME __TOBECOME ONE OFTHREE'S A CROWD!

Next W eek: The switch begins ...


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THAT OLD .PROBLEMDear Valli, I'm sure you've hadlots and lots of letters with thesame problem - and that'sspots. Ido realise that theyprobably have something to dowith my age - I am 14 - butca n you tell me about any lotionsor creams that would help getrid of them?Iwould be very grate fu l as it'sa bit depressing and they don'texactly look lovely. '.

Jane, Sheffield.

Dear Jane, You're right, 1do get lots of letters from.readers about spots. And, ofcourse, they do have a lot todo with your age - but thatdoesn't mean you have toput up with them! Here erea coupLe oj tips to heLp you

'PtdS~~~~~&tuNo beauty problem's too smaHjoT me to sortoutjor you. So, drop me a line ... You'lljeel- and look! - much better JOTit.keep them at bay.Obviously, you must alwaysmake sure that you keepyour face really clean andnever squeeze spots. Itwiltonly make them worse andpossibly leave a scar, too,b1lt to help a little try usingthis new treatment forspots ... It's caUed SwissBio-Faciai and itcosts 1.03. W e think it'spretty good.QIDCK SOLUTIONDear Valli, Please could you helpme. As I am still at school Icannot wear nail varnish. Sowhen Igo to wear it at weekendsit's all gone hard. Is thereanything I can do to keep itrunny? Karen, Glamorgaa,

Dear Karen, Even if youwear nail varnish. al( thetime, this can happen-especially if you forget toscrew the top on tightly!The solution is to pour alittle naiL-varnish remOVTinto thenafl varnish, give ita good shake - and the1'eyou are with a nice runnyvarnish again. It .justcouldn't be easier.COLLAREDDear Valli, My hair just reachesthe bottom of my collar and theends curl up. Please could youtell me how to stop this. I'vetried brushing it straight but-itdoesn't seem to do any good.Would it help if Ihad it cut?Beverley. Berlin.

Dear Beverley, You've hitthe nail right on the head!The way to keep your hairstraight is to have it cut, sothat it swings free Of yourcollar. It's probably only amatter Of having just overan inch or so cut oJf- whichwill do your hair the worldof good anyway!NIBBLERDear Valli, I have triedunsuccessfully to stop biting mynails and let them grow, but Ihave come to the conclusion thatperhaps false nails might be theanswer.Please could you tell me whereI could buy some and how muchthey would cost?

A Desperate Pink Fan.Dear D.P.F., 1think you'reright - false nails wouldhelp. I know lots Of secretnail biters who hide theirhabit under false nails. Thisidea has the doubleadvantage oj keeping yournails out of biting reach, sothey have a chance togrow meantime!Evette do some reallygood false nails - cheaptoo! They cost 54p and youcan get them at aU branchesof Woolworth's. Perfectcamouflage for nibblers!

HE C4/.-LEO MEAG~!!h

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SK IGYOUR WAY!ver get the [eeiui' that nothing exciting 01'different ever happens to you ... that you're'ust bursting to do something but you're not surewhat? Well, here's the first of anew series ojways to GETMOVIN' - toget you right outof that lTut! Sostop sitting. around feeLin'bored ... havea crack at someof our action-'packed ideas!the thrill of swiftlyswishing down a gorgeousblanket of snow, your skis almosthovering above the glisteningsurface, and the cool windrushing pas t yeur face. Soundstoo good to be true, doesn't it? .. .'specially when we don't evenlive in a ceuntry..of crispy snowslopes or glistening Alps likeAustria or Switzerland. But holden ... we've discovered a way tostretch yer legs and ski in thiscountry . . . and for a price that.with a bit of saving, we canafford too!Y'see all over the country skiclubs have discovered the nextbest thing to real snow - nylonsnow! No kidding!Sounds daft! Well that's netwhat Pink reader CatrinaWoodcllife (pictured far left) andher mates thought.

"It's great fun," Catrina toldus, sliding down the nylonbristles for the sixth time atWatford Ski Scheel. And herfriend, Yasmin Archer, 1 4, said,"Iwas very nervous the first timeIcame and kept falling over. Butnow it's just great!"Isn't it dangerous?"Net really," said prettyChristina Zgorska, 15. "It's good ,to fal l ever without hurtingyourself ... well, not ,burtingyourself toe much, anyway.Those nylon bristles can be a bitprickly, tho'!"Christina thinks that skiinghelps to keep yeu fit. "Yourmuscles get better and youactually feel stronger," she said,as she held on to the ski tow toget back to the top of the slope.Ski instructor John Aitkin kindlyinvited all the girls over for a freesession, just so that us Pinkiescould see how it's done ,"Over 7 5 per cent of the peoplewho come here bave neverski'd on real snow," said John ,How does it compare to the realthing? "It's more difficult thansnow," claimed John, "but that'sgood, because it teacbes you tolook after yourself in the mostdifficult snow conditions."At a ski school a lesson

could cost as much as 4 perhour, but it's a lot, lot cheaper ifyou join a club. Ski-schools havemushroomed all over the countryand it shouldn't be too hard tofind one quite near you.Use of skis, sticks' and bootsare all included in the cbarges,but if you're really keen, like 12-year-old Gillian Warren, you cankit yourself out with the full gear,tho' It's not exactly cheap. asGillian told us . "The skis can cost22, ski pants 5 , ski socks andpoles 4 each, but yeu only reallyneed that if you're going skiingen a mountain. Mest peoplecome here in jeans and use thescbool's equipment."After ten lessons instructorJohn reckons that you could skidown any mountain with safetyunder ins tru ctio n ... And that'snet bad gain'. Apparently, onehour's ski lesson on a ski-slope isthe equivalent to about a day onthe snow!Ten lessons weuld cost yo uunder 20 and if you really getthe Skiing bug, you can go in forcompetitions and take the testsrun by the National SkiFederation."You can get to a very higbstandard on a nylon slope," saidGillian. And she should certainlyknow. Gillian recently won theaward of most promising juniorskier, and gained a specialscholarship that took her Skiingdown the mountains in snow-capped Austria. "We had to getup at six every morning, but itwas certainly werth it!"she toldus. Gillian is hoping that one dayshe'll ski for Britain in theOlympics. She kngws thatclimbing up the slippery slope ofsuccess means she'll have to. godown It well, teo!So, if you've get the urge to.have a crack at skiing, likeChristina and Gillian ... hurryup and get that bobble hat on ~and head towards your nearestartificial ski slope!For informatien dropa line to:The National Ski Federation,1 1 8 Eaton Square, Landen,SWIW 6AF.

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Going it alone!Ultra-dishy ex-New SeekerPeter Oliver is out on his ow n. g e tti ng stuck into a solocareer ... but he's a bitdub io us a s to how i t's g o in g tolast. "Y'see, everything I'vedone has mysteriously onlylasted for a year. I was in"Hair" for a year, then in TheNew Seekers before-they splitup for about a year. I can't .help wondering whether mysolo career is going to followsuit," he told lIS. Don't worryPeter, we've got a feeling'things'll work out differentlythis time.

Back to the 30'sDunne about you but wereally get a kick out of GaryShearston's single, "I ge t aKick out of You", It's thosedreamy Cole Porter soundingviolins that get us, Mmmmm, , . it's so lovely andromantic, ,. !But it's not just Gary's'down under' voice that's aknockout (he's A us tra lia n) -just take a look at the guy inperson! Pretty tasty, eh? Let'shope we hear some moresmoochy songs from him,soon! .

Jackson S f .No, we haven't made amistake! A recent count atone of the Jackson's Las, V eg as. cabaret gigs totalled, th e band at eight. Randy was. one of the extras .. , but thetwo other singers weresisters Janet and Latoya!

PRINCESS TINA BALLETBOOK No. 7 has everyone ofits 72 spectacular pagesillustrated in fun colour.There are delightful features:Qnleading stars and scenesfrom baIlets old and new,

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T ru st m e, th ou gh t Patty , n ot ,to n otice th ere w as som eth i O D D about the I.

S till in the dog-house Ove r that business oftaking her baby sister out late at night,Patty finds more November blues in store, .. Patty's WorldI DON'T KNOW WHY ITIS THAT WHENEVER YOURSTRULY DECIDES TO GO ANYWHeRe

- LIKE HERE AT OU R LOCAL ICE-RINK - NONE OF THE GANGEV ER B L OO MIN ' WELLTURN UPI

SHARON SAID SHE'DCOME - BUT YOU KNOWMYPAL AND HERPROMISESI


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YOU'RE BLONDE,BLUEEYED, BEAUTIFULAND ABOUT EIGHTEENIRIGHT?

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Whenfotks Laugh at your love and refuse to takeit seriously - just because you're a teenager -it can really hurt a lot. It's their way of sayin''We know it w:on't last, 'cos it's not the realthing.' But, how can they know? Even tho' you'reyoung, you can still be in love ... just look. atRomeo and JuUet]'Struckdownin rnv:1 ,prime...

Puppy love. Ah yes, Iremember it well. Iwas amature three-year-old whenit happened the first time -and I've never been the samesince!.Betty Crocker was hername. It was doom(J fromthe start , though. You see,she was an older woman.Itwas at her seventh birth-day party that it happened.Iell for her over the tomatosandwiches. And then, as sheblew out the candles, I. justknew that she was to be thenew woman inmy life.But it didn't last. Oncewe'dswopped a few marbles andbubble gum cards, and she'ddressed up as my red Indiansquaw a couple of times, thefire seemed to go out of ourrelationship.Mind you, I've never re-covered from that brokenheart. Oh, there've been otherwomen in my life. LikeArkaela. She was a buxomwench of thirty, who got meknotted up in more ways thanone. But I knew that I wasjust oneofmany to her - justanother Wolf Cub.And then there was LindaWhoserved in the sweetshop.I spent pounds, wanderingin there at eVeryopportunity.At one stage I was buying. my dad six Mars bars a day.But somehow Linda refusedto see me as her very ownSir Galahad, complete withliquorice shoelaces.

But that's all in the pastnow. And it didn't do meany harm. . . Jamie

that so-called puppy love.T oo Y ou ng ?'Trouble is, y'see that olderfolks tend to forget what itwas like when they wereyoung. They probably wentthrough the puppy love phasethemselves - only it was solongago they don't rememberany more how real it feltto them, too, at the time.So, they just laugh at us,and treat our teenageromances as a bit of a joke."Of course, it'll never last,"they say. "You'll grow out ofit - just like you'll grow outof puppy fat!""They probably don't meanto be unkind, but of course itdoes hurt when other peoplej'1.Stlaugh at the things wefeel seriously about. But,what can we say? Not much.And there's even less we cando about it - except justlet things take their courseand, in time, prove that they

, The trouble withyoung love is thatnobody else takes itserious ly. They aUthink just becauseyou're not grown upyou can't faU in~ove.' Lyn-12

Falling in love is probablythe strongest emotion you'reever likely to feel . . .Butwhen your mates and Mum'n' Dad refuse to take yourlove seriously and shrug itoff as just 'puppy love',it can really bring you down- 'specially when you knowthat the love you feel is asreal as anybody else's!And, after all you're theonly one who knows, sinceyou're actually experiencin'

'My mum used totease me like madwhen I first feU forDave. She used tosq,y Iwas far tooyoung to know whatlove really was. Butshe was wrong!'Brenda - 1 -4

were wrong!We can help ourselves,tho', from gettin' too uptightabout the way they treat ourromances - by tryin' tounderstand better whatmakes them react the waythey do. In other words, wecan try to see how thingslook from their point of view.For one thing, let's faceit, it's hard' for grown-ups -especially Mums 'rr' Dads- to think of us as grown-uppeople, too, with grown-upfeelings. Y'see, deep downthey still don't really thinkit's possible for us to be inlove. Love's for adults -and us? ... well, we're stillkids!'It's funny, 'cosyou think it's nevergoing to happen toyou ... and thensuddenly you meetthe right feHa. Ithits you right whereit hurts most, I cante'H you!' Sue - 13

your pet hamster!They can't believe thatcrazy mixed-up feeling thatmakes you feel weird 'n'wonderful, happy 'n' sad allat the same time could reallybe love!

Probably your folks stillthink of you as their littlegirl who's only just grownout of playing hide 'n' seekand cowboys and Indians withlittle Tommy down the road.It's hard for them toimagme you having thatloving feeling about anyoneother than the family and

Does it Really Matter?But before you rush off ina broken-hearted sulk 'cosnobody'll take your love lifeseriously, stop 'n' think fora minute! Does it 'reallymatter?Surely as long as you knowit's real yourself, then that'senough. But can you yourselftell whether it's just a passingcraze or whether it'll lastfor ever and ever?Well, unless you're verylucky you probably can't!You're likely to feel justas crazyabout a fella you onlygo out with for a few weeksas the ODeyoustart goingsteady with.But even if it does onlylast for a few weeks it doesn'tmean your emotions are any'Dad kept askingme how I knew Jwas in love, butwhat could'[ tenhim? Idon't know. .. it's just the wayIeel!,

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less strong while they lastthan they would be ina longerkinda relationship.Just have a word with bigbrother or sister and (ifthey're being honest) they'lladmit that they went throughjust the same miseries them-selves. And they probablystill do'. But, because you'rea teenager, what you're goingthrough is labelled puppylove.But, who cares what theywant to call it? Puppy love's'''Puppy tovenever lasts," mymum told me whenIe Itfor Sheila -but we've beengoing out for overtwo years now!'

Tom-15just a label, after all. And ifyou're feelin' happy, that'sall that matters I isn't it?Not Always EasyMind you, things aren'talways plain sailing - evenwith puppy love! 'Cos whenyou really care aboutsomeone, there are always afew bad times to go with thegood ones ..An' just becauseyou do care, the bad timescan often feel a lot worse thanthey really are. A bit of adisagreement can feel like the

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end of the world- not tomention the end of theromance!But these are the timeswhen you can prove to therest of the world - andyourself - that you reallyare an adult and your loveis to be taken seriously. 'Cosif it really is the real thing,you can bet you'll be makin'up again in no time!What Really Counts ...But, whether it lasts or notisn't the most importantthing. What really counts iswhat you can make of it whileit does last ... So, when youmeet that fella of your dreamsthe last thing to do is to.start tryin' to work outwhether what you feel forh im is real love or just acrush. That way, you're likelyto make the relationship soheavy that you'll end upsearin' Mr Dreamboat away!

So, just relax. Take it easyand see what happens. 'Costhere's no set recipe for truelove and no sure way ofassessing what you feel. Andthere's no way of knowin'whether what you feel is onlytemporary or if it's gonnalast. Just enjoy the way you'reactually feeling about him,and stop worrying' about theway you think you should feel.Remember, your romanceis what you make it, not whatother people care to label it.And if you feel that it'sserious and everything'sworking 01.!tjust great, that'sall that matters!~ I hate the term'Puppy Love'. Imean why shouldour love be anydifferent or lessreal than some-body's who's a bitolder?, Lyndy - 13

Heworrtle tmefo rge t it!'I've always been a romanticsoul. Ever since the ripe oldage of fivel Trouble is nobodywanted to be romantic withme!All my little mates seemedto haveiair-haired, knobbly-kneed, be-shorted littlemates ... but not me. Foryears Iwandered lonely asa cloud round the tarmacplayground without a buddy.No sign of puppy love formiles!Then, as if from out ofspace, Willy Wince came intomy life - snotty-nosed andwearing the most stunningpair of National Health specsI'd ever set eyes on ... Iustcouldn't believe my luck!We played getting marriedfor two weeks on the trotround the back of the bikesheds. Ihad it all workedout before Willy could blinktwice!Poor bloke, he was rightunder my thumb. Iwouldn'teven let him play footballwith his pals. All I wantedto do was to stare in to hislittle piggy eyes ... and geta cut of his Smarties ration.But the flame of loveswiftly died, and I graduatedto bigger and better things . . .like Franky Frump fromSunday school. But Ineverforgot Willy - or the dayswhen I used to order himaround and pinch hissherbet dabs ...Trouble is, Willy hasn'tforgotten it either ... He'sstill threatenin' to get hisown back - not to mentionhis sherbet dabs! - and thesedays he's a lot bigger thanme!

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Miss Cynthia Hardfellow, so itwas proclaimed in the localrag, was something of aunique specimen. "Not onesingle day of my eighty-fiveyears," she was quoted assaying, "have Ispent in bedwi th any sort of illness."Iwas fascinated ... 'cos,you see, ge rms seem to likeme. 1don't particularly likethem, but that doesn't stopthem. If there's a genn about,it will immediately attachitself to me, and next thing,there Iam with a runny noseand coughing like a steamengine! .

So, naturally, I was keen todiscover Miss Hardfellow'ssecret. How come shemanaged to escape from allthose nasty little bugs thatplague my life? Iwould goalong to her house and findout.I phoned to make anappointment, but she seemedreluctant at first. In fact, shesaid 'no'. But after a certainamount of pleading and boot-licking on my part, shefinally gave in. Iwas over-joyed ... the secret of goodhealth was to be mine!So, round Iwent to MissHardfellow's house on theappointed day. I rang thedoorbell and was answeredthrough an intercom. I

explained who I was, andthe door opened all by' itself.Iwent inside.Iound myself in a sort ofglass cage. The front doorslammed behind me, andsuddenly there was thisstrange hissing noise. A

hideous smell filled the air... I was being gassed!Panic! Then Irecognised thesmell. Itwas disinfectant.YukiThere was a glassdoor in front of me. Itopened slowly, and Iescaped through it awayfrom the awful smell.Or so Ithought ... Butthe smell was every-where. The whole placestank of disinfectant!Suddenly, an old ladyappeared from a doorway, asurgical mask over her face -Miss Hardfellow!Icoughed - whichapparently was the wrongthing.to do, ICOS our Cynthiaimmediately panicked and

rushed back through thedoorway.Iwaited ... and a fewminutes later the old girlreappeared, this time wearinga gas mask. Iheld my breath,willing myself not to coughagain.

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SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 20)Don't be 1.00 gresplng just now.You'll put off people whomight otherwise do you a good turn.

could. After 'all, it was true."In that case, you can comeinto my private room," shesaid. "That's where you willlearn the secret of myunique and amazing resist- 'ance to germs!"And, with that, she led meinto the room she had justcome out of. It was an amaz-ing sight! Not a window in it ,and absolutely everythingspotless and white. A bit likeMiss Hardfellow, in fact.Now that Iwas close to her.Icould see that she wasalmost as white and spotless-looking as her room."This is whereo Ispend my life!"she announced .triumphantly."I rarely leave here,and I never go out into thenasty, genu-infested worldthat you come from. Andhere I am, celebrating eighty-five years of germ-free life!Quite a record, eh!" .Well, I was impressed, I cantell you. I mean, how manypeople manage to live through

one winter - let aloneeighty-five! - without evena sniffle or a sneeze?. But, when I came to thinkabout it on my way homesuddenly I wasn't so im-pressed anymore. I mean, theold lady may havelived all those yearsin perfect health,but was shereally living? Let'sface it, OUI MissHardfellow wasn'thavin' much fun ...

So on second thoughts, I've"I'm not ill;" I assured ber. decided to forget the health"It was just the smell of bit and use that money Iof disinfectant that made me was savin' up for a gas maskcough." to buy a giant box of Kleenex~~ VIRGO (AUD 22-Sept 22)She looked relieved. "Are this winter. I reckon I'd We know-yoU've got a wholeyou sure?" miss all my sniffles 'n' ..: .. ". lot 0' dreams-but be patient,"Quite sure." I tried to look sneezes, anyway. A " . . :'. '.' . there's plenty of time to fulfill them!as sincerely healthy as I TISH .. , 00 ... OO!!! ~~~~~~;,;;~ __ ~ _

S N E E Z E S ! R"'"""i ~~~~~_'~~1~~_fv!:a~~?t,_fst!:Jk'Y_OU_, _ _ mean well, but you could endup getting yourself Into debt.SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21),'rtry Dl'seoses ~~_~~J:_o~df~_~j~;o_yb~~~_:,lf:".,h_en_."all around you are having fun. 33

CAPRICORN (Dec 21-Jan 19)Miss Capricorn will reallysparkle this week, socially.But don't forget your family.AQUARIUS (Jan 20- Feb 18)A touch of the wInter blues.But things will brighten up foryou before tooJong. Be patient.!PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20)Not a week lor decisions--If something crucial cernes up,avoid doing anything rash!ARIES (March 21-April20)You're not giving yourself timeto breath, Miss Aries. Take sometime off to catch up with yourself.TAURUS (April 21-May 20)A happy and contentedweek. Be grateful for apeac;elul. time to enjoy life,

GEMINI (May 21June 20)You may feel miserable this weeK-but why? Your set-up isn'treally that bad, you knowl

CANCER (June 21-July 21)That sizzling romance Isdwlndl.lngInto habit-but don't give IIup without a fight, will you?

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All that business about beingaway from home (see HomeSweet Horne , p9) hasreminded. me of a few of thetimes I've stayed in someoneelse's home.Iike going to stay with. other people - the food'sfree, after all. But Ipreferstaying with people Iknowreally well - the kind ofpeople who don't mind yousneaking down to the fridgein the middle of the night tofinish aU the rest of the coldchicken. That kind.

Now next weekend is adifferent matter.I've been invited to thecountry home (no less!) of arather posh school buddy by row upon row of kniveswho somehow managed to and forks, do you plunge inslip into my life ..Don't ask bravely, grabbing whateverme how. . looks best for thejob? Or doAnyway, back to next ,you hang back, fiddling withweekend, I'm still not Sure if your napkin, until someoneI'm going to accept or not else starts -and gives you abecause I have vivid clue? .memories 0 1 the last time I And, after you've eaten,went there. And I wish I do you offer to wash-up,hadn't. running the risk of beingAll sorts of problems arise stuck in the kitchen for twowhen you go to stay with hOUIS with a scouring pad?. someone you don't knowloo Or do you sneak guiltilywell. . . from the table and findOn arrival, should you yourseU on the receiving endgreet your r;nate's mull'! with of some very deadly stares?'a bunch of flowers and an' When your friend's mumear-to-ear Donny Osmond offers to show you somegrin?---or will she think 'darling' pictures. of 'littleyou're creeping and give you Janie' when she wasthe cold shoulder for the rest eighteen months and likedof your stay? walking about in droopyWhen you find out that nappies and wearingyour bed has satin sheets - chocolate on her chin, dowhich you hate - should you accept and lose. a friendyou have .3 discreet word for life? O r do you say you'rewith your pal and arrange a not really interested andmidnight sheet swop? Or offend her mum?should you spend a couple of It's all very difficult really.sleepless nights sliding about Perhaps- it'd just be best tolike you were wrapped in stay at home , . . Iike I'mgreaseproof paper? going to do ne;.:;tweekend.At meal times, confronted

JoUy Good Sport!Iptomise that if r have towatch any more sport I'lltake up wrestling andstrangle the telly.Okay , so some of it's quiteinteres?ng ...Iike wat~hi.ngthe weight-lifters bulging allover the place and trying towork out how they fit intonormal clothes.Iike sitting in myarmchair yelling "Hup!"and straining forward in myimaginary saddle as PrincessAnne hurtles over anothernasty water jump.But I just can't standanother moment of DickyDavies - who used to beRichard Davies until heturned trendy, grew his hairand added a moustache -ranting on about anotherfine save by Joe Bloggs ofBoresvi l l e United. And ifanyone says anything moreabout Brian Clough, I'llwrap a goal-post round 'em.And have you noticed theway that normal, subduedpeople - l ike newscas te r s- suddenly becomesuperstars and start wearingmatching shirts and ties andtelling us all their personalopinions. . .

Maybe it's because they'renot normally allowed to do'much - except read thenews - and what they'dreally like to do is jump upand do a,quick song and dance.Ican see it now .... Wewouldn't. have the News atTen any more. Instead, it'dbe the Bosanquet and .Gardener Show with more. gags than news and a fewimitations of the PrimeMinister for good measure.Eh, wot? It'd brighten upthose long winter evenings abit though, wouldn't it?--.---- -- _ . l!!_~ ~ _~~~~~'~e~~d8~~a~8~'~~~~:n~:O~d~~'g&~~~~~L~~d:F~ci~~:~~i~~~~:~~~~~~~':~~)'L~fd~o~h~~::'~4:~~~n~b~~~I~~~f~~IT~~t mor'~tnen1ha-reCQmme'ndedalling prloesnown on the COlier . soreAg8'n~

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