Dear SHOTS,

So nice to hear from you the other day.

We are very well, thanks for asking, and very busy these daysas spring brings the sap run in the north woods and it’smaple syrup making time for us once more. Sticky businessbut completely recession-proof -- people gotta have syrup!

Apart from tree-tapping, our attention has been almost exclu-sively focussed on something quite extraordinary.

Recently, while doing some research on whether a lorus istrainable (it is), we came across an image that startled andintrigued us! (attached on the following page).

Obviously this image raises myriad questions! As we’re sureyou’d agree it’s the sort of thing that makes one rethinksome fundamental premises! Looking for a little corrobora-tion, we discovered other depictions of the same event. (at-tached on the pages following).

While there seems to be some debate as to whether Jesus rodemeat-eating or plant-eating dinosaurs, the basic facts of hisinteraction and obvious compassion for prehistoric lizards isplain to see.

So where does this lead us? We’re thinking PASSION OF THECHRIST meets JURASSIC PARK. Cecil B. deMille meets Sid andMarty Krofft. Our script is still in the early stages (morehistorical research is needed, we believe entertainmentshould also be factually accurate and educational) but we’rethinking JESUS CHRIST DINOSAUR WRANGLER IN 3D has blockbusterpotential written all over it!

No stars attached yet (that we can speak about publicly) butwe will keep you posted on the progress of this exciting Per-lorian project as it unfolds.

Kindest regards,

TPB

P.S. We know you were recently there, do you have any con-tacts from movie studios in Hollywood?

Early SpringCANADA

MAPLE SYRUP, MAPLE TAFFEE, MAPLE BUTTER, FIREWOOD, TELEVISION COMMERCIALS AND FILMED ENTERTAINMENTSGENERAL DELIVERY, RURAL ROUTE 1, NUT LAKE, SASKATCHEWAN

Sometimes carnivorous, sometimes herbivorous. Sometimes brunette, sometimes blonde.There’s so much we still don’t know about Jesus.