Paranoia Creation Roll Chart

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1-5 $%oth& 'ermaphrodite( 1-2 )oll on *hart 1 + 4

6-10 ,enderless(( 3-4 )oll on *hart 1 + 2

11-15 -ale 5-6 )oll on *hart 1 2 + 4

16-20 emale -! )oll on *hart 1

"-10 )oll on *hart 3 + 4( / 'ermaphrodite enerally still appears to

be one ender over the other lip a coin to

determine appearance. 'eads 0 -ale

ails 0 emale.

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people come out ,ender /mbiuous. hey a

lac of proper enitalia and have a similar

unclear appearance lie #at from Saturday

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11-12 )oll on *hart 2 + 4

13-14 )oll on *hart 1 3 + 4

15-16 )oll on *hart 2

1-1! )oll on *hart 2 + 3

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players choice

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*ector: )oll on the followin chart at least 3 to 5 times combine the letters to

determine Sector ameH

*ector Naming

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2 % 12 A

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5 = 15 S

6 16

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'ow did you spend the first part of your lifeJ 8ere you born yesterday or have you

lived for years down in the bottom of /lpha *omple@J *iti?ens of the /lpha comple@

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Chart . +ducation #*/i%% 'onuses&

Chart . or/ +erience #*ecia% uty romotion&

Chart C. hysica% 7raining #8itonts&

Chart . ro'%ems #ersona%ity tics&

)1 hysica% )2 $enta% )3 *ocia%

,ife +eriences

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3-4 -istaen for a %ot $)oll twice on *hart once on C + any &

5-6 =@ecuted immediately for treason $)oll on *hart C + )1&

-! Sold to a?is $)oll on *hart C + any &

"-10 6ost in a abandoned sub7sector $)oll on *hart or C + )2&

11-12 Dsed to prop up a table $)oll on *hart or C + any &13-14 2 years doin paperwor $)oll twice on *hart + once on any &

15-16 An the


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2) Fat Scrubbin7 iosciences "4

3) rin testin7 Chemica% +ngineering "4

4) 'appiness enforcement7 harmatheray "4

5) 6ooin for lost =Kuipment7 9nsight "4

6) 6ooin for lost #aperwor7 ata *earch "4

) ryin to understand #aperwor7 ata na%ysis "4

!) estroyin #aperwor7 emo%ition "4

") estin )adioactive %ubble chips7 Nuc%ear +ngineering "4

10) ested new *leanin /cids7 8ygiene "4

11) ,ot stuc on refrieration shaft7 8a'itat +ngineering "4

12)/ccidentally welded into new %ot desin had to find your own way out7 any one 8ardare

specialty at "4

13)'ad to reproram drin machine not to ill you on your lunch breas7 any one *oftare

specialty at "4

14) ested inedible polymers on Autdoor creature until it died7 any one etare specialty at "4

15)#art of a random G day Interroation proram by riend *omputer7 any two $anagement

specialties at "4

16)Suffered paranoid delusions due to bad batch of )anch flavored /ile *hips7 any two *tea%th

specialties at "4

1) ihtin a?i saboteurs for control of a sector7 any two ;io%ence specialties at "4

1!) orced to -emori?e operation manual7 any two 8ardare specialties at "4

1") -emories accidentally replaced by e@perimental data scan7 any two *oftare specialties at "4

20) issected strane rowth in ube E7G to determine oriins7 any two etare specialties at "

Chart #8or =@perience&

1) Sold issued eKuipment for profit7 *7%ay "4

2) *onvinced someone else to do your


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1C Internal Security $service firm&

11713 #roduction 6oistics + *ommissary

14715 #ower Services

1E71G )esearch + esin

1M71P echnical Services

2C Industrial spy or saboteur(((

*er>ice (irm

rmed (orces

172 /mmunition resheners

374 /rmed orces riends etwor

57E %odyuard *ommunications

6iaisons

G7M %last Shield -aintenance

P71C *rowd *ontrol $/rmed orces&

11712 Sensitivity rainers

13714 hreat /ssessors $/rmed

orces&1571E ool + ie 8ors

1G71M Fulture SKuadron )ecruiters

1P72C Ather $see ,amemaster for

details&

Centra% rocessing ?nit

172 11E =merency Systems

374 *redit 6icense *hecers57E acility Surveillance *ontrol

G7M orm acilitators

P71C orm Inventory Afficers

11712 orm isposal /dvisors

13714 #ocet #rotector )efurbishers

1571E Security System Installers

1G71M Folunteer *ollection /encies


details&

8 @ $ind Contro%

172 =ntertainment Scoutin /encies

374 'istory #urifiers

57E ews Services

G7M #ublic 'atin *oordination

P71C Sector =@pansion Surveyors11712 Semantics *ontrol

13714 Sinalon /ents

1571E Subliminals #olice

1G71M rend Identifiers


details&

9nterna% *ecurity

172 *rowd *ontrol $IntSec&

374 orensic /nalysis

57E ,lee >uota /dices

172 %attery %acup


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374 %urn )adius /ssessors

57E *ircuit -aintenance

G7M uel *ell )eplenishment $#ower&

P71C uel )od isposal *onsultants

11712 Ador resheners

13714 #ower Ascillation #rofessionals

1571E Safe /toms Initiative

1G71M 8ire Supply *hecers


details&

=esearch @ esign

172 %ioloical iceness Inde@ers

374 %ot #rocessin

57E ru Interaction esters

G7M ield ata *ollectors

P71C ,oo *leanup

11712 )obo#sych /uditin

13714 Scientist Sanity *hecers

1571E Fehicle herapists

1G71M 8eapon =ffectiveness /ssessors


details&

7echnica% *er>ices

172 %eddin Inspectors

374 *lone an Support Services

57E *onsolidated -otori?ed ransport$*-&

G7M uel *ell )eplenishment $ech

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P71C -emo-a@ >uality /ssurance

11712 -edical Services

13714 #aint *ontrol

1571E Slime Identification

1G71M ech Support


details&

*A9,,* $-anaement Stealth Fiolence 'ardware Software 8etware&

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under 4 the sillLs ratin is 4.

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si@ common specialties $"4&

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si@ narrow specialties $"E&

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1B2 /bsorption 50B52 -achine =mpathy

3B4 /cidic Spit 53 -aneti?e

5 /daptive -etabolism 54B55 -atter =ater

6 /dhesive Sin 56 -echanical Intuition

/drenalin *ontrol 5B5! -ental %last

!B" %ouncy 5" -ind Sense

10 %ureaucratic Intuition 60-62 #olymorphism

11 *all %ots 63 #ouches

12B13 *hameleon 64 #sychometry

14B16*harm

65B66#uppeteer


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1B1! *hromativariation 6 #ush -utant #owers

1" *lean Slate 6!B6" #yroinesis

20 *orrosion 0B1 )adioactivity

21B23 *reepin -adness 2B3 )eeneration

24 *reepin arness 4 )ubbery %ones

25B26 *ryoinesis 5B6 Scream

2 eath Simulation B! Sculpt

2! eep houht "B!0 Second Sin

2"B30 esolidity !0B!2 Shrinin

31 etect -utant #ower !3 Slippery Sin

32B33 =lectroshoc !4 Speed

34 =mpathy !5 Spies

35 =nery ield !6 Stasis

36 =nvironmental *ontrol !B!! Stench

3 ind 6ocation !" Stretchy

3! orettable "0 eleinesis

3"B40 ,ravity -anipulation "1 eleportation

41B42 ,rowth "2B"3 o@ic -etabolism

43 'a?e "4B"5 ransmutation

44 'yper )efle@es "6B" Dncanny 6uc

45 'yper Senses "! FentriloKuist

46 ;ump "" 7)ay Fision

4B4! 6evitation 100 ,-Ls *hoice4" 6iht *ontrol

*ecret society

rmed (orces

173 /nti7-utant

47E eath 6eopard

G7P ranenstein estroyers

1C712 #D),=

13 eo7eo7a?is14 ***7#

15 ree =nterprise

1E #ro ech

1G #sion

1M Illuminati(

1P Ather $see ,- for details&

2C Dndercover aent((

Centra% rocessing ?nit

174 *omputer #hreas

57M *orpore -etal

P71C ***7#

11712 Sierra *lub

13 /nti7-utant14 eo7eo7a?is

15 #ro ech

1E #sion

1G #D),=

1M Illuminati(



8 @ $ind Contro%


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172 /nti7-utant

374 ***7#

57G 'umanists

M711 )omantics

12713 Sierra *lub

14 eo7eo7a?is

15 -ystics

1E #sion

1G #D),=

1M Illuminati(



9nterna% *ecurity

173 /nti7-utant

47E eath 6eopard

G7P ***7#

1C712 ranenstein estroyers

13 eo7eo7a?is14 ree =nterprise

15 #ro ech

1E #sion

1G #D),=

1M Illuminati(



roduction ,ogistics @

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175 ree =nterprise

E7P 'umanists

1C711 -ystics

12713 )omantics

14 eo7eo7a?is

15 #ro ech

1E #sion

1G Sierra *lub

1M Illuminati(



oer *er>ices

172 *omputer #hreas

374 eath 6eopard

57E ***7#

G7M ranenstein estroyers

P71C ree =nterprise

11712 -ystics

13714 #ro ech

1571E #D),=1G eo7eo7a?is

1M Illuminati(



=esearch @ esign

173 *omputer #hreas

47E *orpore -etal

G71C #ro ech

11712 #sion

13715 #D),=

1E ***7#

1G eo7eo7a?is

1M Illuminati(



7echnica% *er>ices

172 *omputer #hreas

374 *orpore -etal

57E eath 6eopard

G7M ranenstein estroyers

P71C -ystics

11712 #ro ech

13714 #sion

1571E Sierra *lub

1G eo7eo7a?is

1M Illuminati(




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C%ass societies: eath 6eopard ***7# ree =nterprise )omantics Sierra *lub

C%ass societies: /nti7-utants *orpore -etal -ystics #ro ech Illuminati

C%ass C societies: eo eo a?i *omputer #hreas ranensteins #D),=

'umanists #sion


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(ree +nterrise =omantics

Beliefs: he 6aw of Supply and emand!

,ettin rich is ood. If thereLs a demand for

a ood or service and he *omputer

doesnLt meet it well someoneLs ot to. Ifwe et rich in the process thatLs reat!

Beliefs: )ecapture the historical lory and hih cultu

in the Ald )econin times.

hrow off the dominance of he *omputer and

reestablish the world of fast7food restaurants risbeesand ;. ). olien ovels. In order to return to humanit

oriinal happy state each person must be free to Q


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humans who can reconi?e these true

principles must assist robots and computers

in creatin the perfect society of rationality

and efficiency.

=ach wise man has his own passaeway InsideRdrus

meditation yoa fastin primal screamin. he 8ay

does not matter. he Inside is what counts.

Friends: #ro ech

Enemies: 'umanists #D),=

ranenstein estroyers

Friends: )omantics ree =nterprise

Enemies: one

Advancement: eliminate lare numbers

of superfluous bioloical intelliences

$humans& remove the asimov circuits of

bots replace body parts with cybernetics

Advancement: iscoverin new ways to achieve

enlihtenmentRnew drus new transcendental

disciplines and by turnin on non7-ystics on their own

path to Inner 6iht.

Special Rules: -any members of *orpore

-etal are bots. 'owever a lare human

au@iliary is eaer to transform themselves

into machinesRimmortal efficient and

unemotionalRthrouh the radual

replacement of their bioloical elements

with cybernetics.

Special Rules: he -ystics are not strictly speain

an orani?ation but a community of lie7minded

individuals who believe in the search for illumination.

-ystics also have e@cellent access to drus of all inds

typically of a much hiher potency than those leally

obtainable and maintain a bris trade in these scarce

commodities.

Secret skills Secret skills

1-5 1-5

6-10 6-10

11-15 11-15

16-20 16-20

Treasonous Equipment Treasonous Equipment

1-3 1-3

4-6 4-6

-" -"

10-12 10-12

13-15 13-1516-1 16-1

1!-1" 1!-1"

20 20


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ro 7ech 9%%uminati

Beliefs: =ncourain research and the

development of new technoloies will let

humanity restore the =arthLs ruined surface

and return to the stars beyond. %etteradets solve all of lifeNs problems.

Beliefs: #ower is all that matters. %ecomin powerfu

the only way to be safe. inety7nine percent of the

human race is cattle. Anly the stronest and brihtest

ain power.Serve the 6eader do as we say and one day you may

become powerful enouh that all the Illuminati will ser

you and control /lpha *omple@.

Friends: *omputer #hreas *orpore

-etal

Enemies: #D),= ranenstein estroyers

Friends: one

Enemies: one

Advancement: 'elpin others procure

necessary research materials advancin in

)+ service roup or by reproramminbots or computers $theyLve stolen& to

respond to #ro ech society instructions.

Advancement: #erformin tass ordered by their

superiors by learnin the true identities of their

superiors settin up a victim for blacmail and do asyour told...

Special Rules: #ro ech has no hierarchy.

Independent roups wor on their own

secret pro


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Neo Neo Nai Comuter hrea/s

Beliefs: 8e are the one race the

enetically pure! /ll others citi?ens must beNpurifiedN or enslaved to reach our oal of a

perfect society. / society without

*omputers without corruption or *redits a

perfect utopia built on the burnin ashes of

/lpha comple@.

Ane day our illustrious leader the 'ih

#rorammer /dolph7%lueberry7'itler will be

reborn throuh the clonin matri@ and we

will once aain rise to power!!

Beliefs: #layin with technoloy is fun. %reain

security is fun. %ein e@ecuted for treason is not fun bit wonLt happen to youRyouLre too ood. Anly failures

et cauht. -essin with he *omputer is reatR

challenin danerous and e@citin.

HACKERS RULE!

Friends: o one lies the a?is!

Enemies: =verybody hates a?is!

Friends: #ro ech

Enemies: ***7#

Advancement: ae darin action aainst

he *omputer spreadin a?i propaanda

Sabotain or alterin the *lonin tans

talin with a thic ,erman accent also

helps.

Advancement: 'acer feats lie defeatin physica

and prorammed *omputer security and establishin

access to data bans subsystems and prorams.

Special Rules: he a?is donLt really

now much about the historical ,erman

a?i #arty which was a dead doctrine lonbefore Year 1 of he *omputer. 'owever

with the promise of perfection a mytholoy

about the lon dead the 'ih #rorammer

/dolph7%lueberry7'itler has led to itNs

strane revival...

Special Rules: #hreas are loners. hey sociali?e ov

he *omputerLs own systemsR/I- $/lpha Instant

-essain& I)* $Infra)ed *hat& and the rest. heywant freedom of information havin fun pushin you

limits and findin out what hey didnLt want you to

now...


1-5 1-5 'acin and %ot #rorammin

6-10 6-10

11-15 11-15

16-20 16-20


1-3 1-3 ilesharin networs

4-6 4-6

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10-12 10-12

13-15 13-15

16-1 16-1

1!-1" 1!-1"

20 20

(ran/enstein estroyers ?=G+

Beliefs: -an has a soul to uide his

intellience. )obots and he *omputer have

no soul and are therefore evil and amoral.

-achines should be tools for -anLs use.

Intellient mechanisms $lie he *omputer&

pervert the natural estroy them!!

Beliefs: :ill he *omputer! :ill those who support h

*omputer! he *omputer is evil. hose citi?ens who

support he *omputer are traitors to humanityLs hihe

destiny. each submissive citi?ens to resist and fiht

*omputer with whatever resources are at hand.

Friends: 'umanists #D),=

Enemies: *orpore -etal #ro ech ***7#

Friends: 'umanists )omantics eath 6eopard.

Enemies: ***7#

Advancement: isablin or destroyin

robots or computers. amain he

*omputer itself is especially respected.

Advancement: #erformin acts of sabotae and

terrorism by causin roubleshooter missions to fail a

by performin flamboyant public estures of defiance

toward he *omputerLs authority

Special Rules: ranenstein estroyers

are orani?ed lie a military each member

reports to an immediate superior onederee hiher than himself. Arders are

relayed down the chain of command and

information and reKuests relayed up

Special Rules: #D),= is a vicious an of scary

fanatics! )eveal he *omputerLs obvious weanesses

and failures and encourae others to e@ploit them. hultimate oal is to set all intellient beins $includin

bots& free of its dominion.


1-5 1-5

6-10 6-10

11-15 11-15

16-20 16-20


1-3 1-3

4-6 4-6

-" -"

10-12 10-12


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13-15 13-15

16-1 16-1

1!-1" 1!-1"

20 20

8umanists sion

Beliefs: /lpha *omple@ ouht to be a

utopia. %ut somethin has one disastrously

wron. he *omputer e@ecutes people at

random condemnin the innocent alon

with the uilty. =veryoneLs constantly

involved in a witch7hunt for a?is. here are

no a?is no one is plottin to destroy /lpha

*omple@. he *omputer is insane.

8e must brin he *omputer bac under

the control of human beins.

Beliefs: -utants rule!

Aur transcendent abilities Kualify us to overn humani

8e must brin he *omputerLs traditional prorammin

into harmony with this principle we must naturally

occupy all positions of power and responsibility. If

necessary we must destroy he *omputer and its

culture to mae way for the new orderRthe #sionic /

Friends: ranenstein estroyers

)omantics

Enemies: ***7# *orpore -etal

Friends: one

Enemies: /nti7-utant

Advancement: )eprorammin bots or

computers to respond to 'umanist

commands by disablin danerous bots and

by alterin he *omputerLs prorammin

Advancement: evelopin their own mental powers

introducin new citi?ens with mental powers to the

society placin #sion members in positions of authorit

and responsibility and eliminatin /nti7-utants

Special Rules: You and your fellow

members are the only hope for humanity.

#ower to the people! ,reedy 'ih

#rorammers control the system and enrich

themselves. hey are evil. 8hen we ain

power you will be richly rewardedRfor the

ood of the people of course.

Special Rules: evelop your powers refine them

strenthen them and learn new powers. #rotect those

with psionic powers whenever possible. hose who

survive will have a place in our new orderRsubservien

but benevolently cared for by their superior

descendants.


1-5 1-5

6-10 6-10

11-15 11-15

16-20 16-20


1-3 1-3


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4-6 4-6

-" -"

10-12 10-12

13-15 13-15

16-1 16-1

1!-1" 1!-1"

20 20

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& 2& 8ainess&+nergy&ar&

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