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show’s not filming, he gets a chance to explore movie roles. Coming up, Stonestreet is in the thriller The Loft, opening Jan. 23, in which he plays a character who drinks too much and cheats on his wife. “I thought it was a good opportunity to play a darker guy,” he says.

WALTER SCOTT ASKS...

SHARONOSBOURNESharon Osbourne, 62, has become a media

darling since first appearing on MTV’s

The Osbournes in 2002. Since then,

she’s served as a judge on America’s Got Talent, appeared on NBC’s

CelebrityApprentice and is

currently one of the hosts of the CBS

weekday chat fest The Talk.

It’s a new year, and you’ve lost 25

pounds on the Atkins diet. “Losing 25 pounds, especially at my age, takes longer than when you’re in your 20s, 30s and 40s.” Which of the accomplishments

of your children (Aimee,

Kelly and Jack)

have made you

the proudest? “I’m proud of my kids no matter what, whether they have successful careers or they don’t. I am proud of them as human beings because they’re good people.”How are you and Ozzy taking to being grandparents of Jack’s 2-year-old daughter,

Pearl? “It’s the best. It’s been a gift to us, and I want to be as healthy as I can because I don’t want to be left out of the fun. I want to be a part of what she does.”What about The Osbournes returning to TV on VH-1? “It’s an update on what we’re all doing now, how the family has grown, looking back on the way we were and the way we are now. We hope to do about six to eight episodes, and then, in another five years, give another glimpse.”

You’ve always been very outspoken. Do you ever regret some of the things

you say? “I don’t want to hurt people with my opinion, so if I hurt people, it’s not something I intend to do. I like to be outspoken. I’m not afraid to say anything.”

Q: After six years on

Modern Family, how does

Eric Stonestreet feel

about playing Cam?

—Justin M., Tulsa, Okla. A: The Kansas City, Kan., native, 43, is still having a great time as the quippy gay partner on the hit Wednesday-night ABC sitcom. And when the

Tell me about Allen Leech

from the movie The Imitation

Game. He looks familiar.

—Timothy O., St. Louis

A: If you watch Downton Abbey, you’ll recognize Leech as Tom Branson, Lady Sybill’s estate-manager widower in the hit Sunday-night PBS series. The Killiney, Ireland-born actor, 33, originally planned to be an architect (“for my parents,” he says), but abandoned that plan to study acting. He was also in HBO’s Rome and Showtime’sThe Tudors.

Osbourne with husband Ozzy

QQQSarah Paulson GIVES THE INSIDE

SCOOP

As she wraps up her fourth season of FX’s American

Horror Story, airing Wednesday nights, Paulson, 41, reveals her favorite bed companion and her most

terrifying experience!

She sleeps with a stuffed rabbit named Flora that she’s had since she was

13 or 14 years old.

Playing conjoined twins on American Horror Story:

Freak Show is her most difficult role to date.

She auditioned for New York’s High School of the Performing Arts playing the mother in

Bye, Bye Birdie.

She had lived in 10 different cities by the time she was 12.

Being naked in front of a live theater audience

is the scariest thing she has ever done.

Email your questions for Walter Scott to [email protected].

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DID YOU KNOW? Long before her iconic TV series, Lucille Ball’s many other acting credits included an appearance in a 1934 Three Stooges short, Three Little Pigskins.

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Ebola (and zombies and crashing meteors) should be the least of your worries this year. Here’s why—plus what you shouldreally be biting your nails about.

By Maura Rhodes cover and opening illustrations by

Aaron Johnson/Anderson Design Group

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Last fall, when Ebola came to town, it was

as if the entire nation had a conniption.

On Sept. 30, the Centers for Disease

Control and Prevention confirmed that

a Liberian citizen visiting family was sick

with the deadly virus. Within weeks, more

than half of adults believed there would be a

widespread outbreak of Ebola within a year.

Others were scared stiff, glued to the glow

of their news-spewing screens like deer in

headlights, drowning in dread even as expert

after expert calmly explained that to become

infected with Ebola requires a series of unfor-

tunate—and very-unlikely-in-Hometown,

U.S.A.—events involving bodily fluids and

open wounds. In fact, so far

there have been only nine other

cases of Ebola in this country,

and among those, just one

death—hardly a zombie-esque

outcome. The thing that was re-

ally “catching” was fear.

Sociologists often refer

to fears shared by a group as

“moral panics.” The Holo-

caust and 9/11 were certainly

legitimate reasons for large

groups of people to be afraid.

But some pretty silly stuff has

triggered mass panic over the

years. In 1878, for example,

a New York Times editorial

suggested that Thomas Edi-

son had “invented too many

things” and that “something

ought to be done to Mr.

Edison, and there is a growing convic-

tion that it had better be done with hemp

rope.” Around the same time, folks were

up in arms about the danger of “selfish and

unsocial species of warfare which two of a

company carry on for hours together.” The

evil activity in question? Chess! (Take that,

Minecraft!)

So, why, despite our lofty perch on the

evolutionary tree of life, do we of opposable

thumbs and logic-capable minds break into

en masse sweat in response to things that are

as likely to harm us as reindeer are to fly?

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SURVIVAL OVER COMMON SENSEIt turns out that when it comes to fear, our

superior brains are no more superior than,

well, a reindeer’s—or even a bacterium’s.

“The human brain is a survival machine,

not a figure-it-out computer,” says risk per-

ception expert David Ropeik, author of How

Risky Is It, Really? Why Our Fears Don’t Al-

ways Match the Facts. “After you wake up in

the morning, its primary job is to get you

safely to bed at night, not to get good grades

or discover something.”

To do this, the brain relies on what neuro-

scientist Dr. Joseph LeDoux, author of The

Emotional Brain: The Mysterious Underpin-

nings of Emo-

tional Life, re-

fers to as

“threat-trig-

gered defense

responses”—

the clammy

hands, goose

bumps, weak

knees and

other sensa-

tions that we

associate with

fear (see Your

Body On Fear,

page 6).

These de-

fense respons-

es have noth-

ing to do with

reason. The

part of the brain that detects danger, the

amygdala, is simply a switch that flips on

so that the body can react—ASAP—to a

potential threat. Because of its location in

the brain, it receives sensory information

before the prefrontal cortex, the thinking

part of the brain, explains Ropeik. That

means that the body will go into fight-

flight-or-freeze mode before our minds can

make sense of what’s going on. More im-

portantly, it means that it ’s only human to

experience so-called irrational fear. If we

didn’t, we wouldn’t be here.

FEAR THIS, NOT THAT

What scares people the most isn’t identity theft, terrorist attacks, earthquakes or even clowns. It’s walking alone in the dark. That’s according to the Chapman University Survey on American Fears, a nationwide poll of 1,500 adults released last October. The survey also confirmed that our fears often don’t match reality. Take crime: “People are scared of serial killers and pedophiles, when they should be focused on domestic violence,” says Dr. Christopher Bader, who led the study. In other words, the odds show we’re more likely to be victimized by some-one we know than a Dexter wanna-be.

The survey also found that even when a fear is well founded, folks are often unlikely to prepare for it. The majority of those who live in areas where the risk of natural disasters is high admitted to not having emergency kits, says Bader. Clearly, we’re not very good at evaluating risk, so here’s an unofficial roundup of what we shouldn’t worry about in the coming year—and what we should.

Fear this…Flu

Domestic violence

Heart disease

Not getting enough dietary fiber

The re-appearance of measles, whooping cough, and other preventable diseases

Texting while driving

Malware on your cell phone

Gun violence among young people

Sitting too much

Not this…Ebola

Serial killers, pedophiles

Mercury in fish

Gluten

Vaccine side effects

Air travel

Bulk password theft

School shootings/mass murders

Heart attacks during exercise

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how media lights the fear fireOf course, news outlets stoke the fire of collective fear. “The media loves to tap into the fear response because it doesn’t engage with the rational mind. Scary headlines and disturb-ing images are captivating,” says so-ciologist Dr. Margee Kerr, whose book Scream: Adventures in the Up-side of Fear comes out in October.

Adds Dr. Christopher Bader, a professor of sociology and the lead researcher of the Chapman Univer-sity Survey on American Fears (see Fear This, Not That, page 5): “People often don’t realize that when they’re watching the news they’re watching the worst possible sce-nario. That’s why it’s news: A serial killer gets airtime because he’s rare, not because serial murders are on the rise.”

There are good reasons to try to reign in the alarmist amygdala. It’s one thing to experience an isolated scare—say, the sight of an oncom-ing car swerving into our lane. We

need our innate defense responses to make us physically capable of steering clear. Fear is the caped crusader who swoops in, saves the day, and then disappears once the danger is past. But it takes about four hours for the body to recover completely from fright and settle into a normal, healthy state. When it doesn’t, fear can morph into chronic stress and anxiety, prolong-ing defense responses like elevated blood pressure, suppressed immune system and out-of-whack hormone levels. “Chronic stress impairs fer-tility and memory,” adds Ropeik. “It interferes with neurotransmit-ters associated with mood, which may increase the risk of clinical depression. Suicide rates in Ameri-ca have tripled, and an intellectual case can be made that there’s a con-nection.”

the risK PerCePtioN gaP Irrational fear can also lead us to make poor decisions based on wor-

rying too much or not enough. Ropeik calls this the risk per-ception gap. “Folks who are afraid of flying will drive in-stead, which is statistically riskier. That’s worrying too much,” he says. “On the other hand, people will text while behind the wheel, which is not worrying enough.” Irrational fear can also lead to dangerous social choices, Ropeik adds. “We spend more money for research on cancer than on heart disease, which is a bigger threat, because heart disease doesn’t scare us as much. That’s because cancer kills in a pro-longed and painful way. We aren’t just afraid of becoming dead, we’re afraid of how we become dead.”

Sometimes moral panic is a self-fulfilling prophecy. “When we become afraid of a space, we often create a space to be afraid of,” Bader says. “If a park is wrongly rumored to harbor dangerous drug dealers, all the regular visitors to that park stay away—and eventu-ally drug dealers will move in.”

This doesn’t mean, of course, that all fears are unfounded. Many legitimate fears simply don’t feel immediate enough to tickle our amygdala. It also doesn’t mean that we’re doomed to become slaves to the things that scare us. Watching less TV news would help, says Kerr—or at least remembering that it’s designed to entertain as well as inform. So would learning to give facts more weight in decision-mak-ing, says Ropeik. “When fear sets in, try to let your rational brain have a voice. If you do, your choices will be healthier.”

Sound, smell, visual image or other stimulus is captured.

Stimulus hits amygdala, which registers danger (skipping thinking part of brain).

Heart pumps blood to arms and legs more quickly and forcefully, priming them to fight or flee, and causing a rise in blood pressure. Blood flow may increase by as much as 400 percent!

The extra tension in your poised-for-action legs can literally cause you to shake in your boots.

Breathing speeds up to get oxygen into the lungs, where it’s picked up by blood and delivered to muscles.

Adrenal glands release chemicals such as epinephrine and cortisol into the blood-stream, triggering a variety of defense mechanisms.

Hair on arms and legs stands up, a reflex that probably made our hairier ancestors look bigger and scarier. Now this trick just results in goose bumps; it’s why you might describe a horror movie as “hair-raising.”

Perspiration picks up when you’re scared in case you need to fight or run, causing clammy hands and a sweaty brow. As it evaporates, it cools you down.

Eyes seem to pop out of your head. Eyelids widen and pupils dilate so you can see as much of your sur-roundings as possible.

The rush of blood to the arms and legs, leaving other body parts cold, creates the sensation of chills up the spine.

Messages from the part of the brain that prevents the bladder from letting loose (the frontal lobe) may be overridden by the limbic system, which controls the fear response. The result: an urgent need to pee—or even an accident.

When the body’s in crisis mode, digestion shuts down since it’s not necessary while fighting or fleeing. This can cause“butterflies” in the belly, nausea and diarrhea.

The immune system goes on break in order to reorganize itself to fight infection. (One reason you’re more likely to get sick when chronically stressed.)

The parts of the brain responsible for short-term memory, concentration and rational thought go on hiatus while the focus is on saving your own hide.

Dry mouth results when fluids in the body are diverted away from areas where they aren’t needed to participate in the fear response. Throat muscles tend to spasm in the face of danger too, which is why it can be hard to swallow.

It’s unlikely you’ll be able to pluck a car off a pinned pedestrian, but because you’re so pumped for action, you may be able to tap into reserves of muscle strength that you can’t otherwise.

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rying too much or not enough.Ropeik calls this the risk per-ception gap. “Folks who are afraid of flying will drive in-stead, which is statistically riskier. �at’s worrying too much,” he says. “On the other hand, people will text while behind the wheel, which is not worrying enough.” Irrational fear can also lead to dangerous social choices, Ropeik adds. “We spend more money for research on cancer than on heart disease, which is a bigger threat, because heart disease doesn’t scare us as much. �at’s because cancer kills in a pro-longed and painful way. We aren’t just afraid of becoming dead, we’re afraid of how we become dead.”

Sometimes moral panic is a self-fulfilling prophecy. “When we become afraid of a space, we often create a space to be afraid of,” Bader says. “If a park is wrongly rumored to harbor dangerous drug dealers, all the regular visitors to that park stay away—and eventu-ally drug dealers will move in.”

�is doesn’t mean, of course, that all fears are unfounded. Many legitimate fears simply don’t feel immediate enough to tickle our amygdala. It also doesn’t mean that we’re doomed to become slaves to the things that scare us. Watching less TV news would help, says Kerr—or at least remembering that it’s designed to entertain as well as inform. So would learning to give facts more weight in decision-mak-ing, says Ropeik. “When fear sets in, try to let your rational brain have a voice. If you do, your choices will be healthier.”

Messages from the part of the brain that prevents the bladder from letting loose (the frontal lobe) may be overridden by the limbic system, which controls the fear response. The result: an urgent need to pee—or even an accident.

When the body’s in crisis mode, digestion shuts down since it’s not necessary while fighting or fleeing. This can cause“butterflies” in the belly, nausea and diarrhea.

The immune system goes on break in order to reorganize itself to fight infection. (One reason you’re more likely to get sick when chronically stressed.)

The parts of the brain responsible for short-term memory, concentration and rational thought go on hiatus while the focus is on saving your own hide.

Dry mouth results when fluids in the body are diverted away from areas where they aren’t needed to participate in the fear response. Throat muscles tend to spasm in the face of danger too, which is why it can be hard to swallow.

It’s unlikely you’ll be able to pluck a car off a pinned pedestrian, but because you’re so pumped for action, you may be able to tap into reserves of muscle strength that you can’t otherwise.

YOUR BODY ON FEAR

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That would be Nicole Kidman, who says she “could be covered in cockroaches,” but has suffered from lepidoptero-phobia—a fear of butterflies and moths—since she was a little kid in Australia: “I just don’t like the feel of butterflies’ bodies.”

Oprah Winfrey is scared of… gum. The queen of chewing the fat confessed to Jamie Foxx in an interview, “My grandmother used to chew gum, then stick it in the cabinet. There were rows and rows of Juicy Fruit and Spearmint. I was afraid of it. Even now I don’t allow gum in the building where I work.”

Matthew McConaughey is scared of … tunnels: “You know that spot

where you can’t see for about

10 feet. You can’t see what’s in front of you

or if some-one’s broken

down or something is in front of you,” he has said.

Katy Perry is scared of… the dark. She sleeps with lights on and keeps her toes under the covers because, she’s said, “I’m like that kid who thinks there’s a witch under my bed who’s going to eat my tootsies off.”

Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad…Butterfly?

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