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NEW ZEALAND Truth Conducted by JOHN NORTON. The Paper with the Largest Circulation throughout the Dominion, Wellington: Saturday, November i, i9is. (JSol 4&6 m CRwjtbtkbk) a* rant Gmnour p©*» vrrmt, 'wnxxisemi FOBTbAKMOBWOH XtA KSWEPAPBSJ 3d TELEPHONE No. 2223 L FURTHER CONSIDERATIONS CONCERNING , Jba, this caption does the great jAinericaa prose^poet, Walt White loan, express his indignation and -disgust at the presumption of joliticians. It was only a year or 'pm>. ago that General! Homer Lea, . another distinguished American, feave expression to similar opin- ions m a book significantly named "The Vaior of Xgnoicance." When "Walt Whitman felt called Tiponto denounce : the' presumption 1 of American, politicians, andj Homer Lea to expose the ignorant pbt- vaKpncy of American den*Qcrac^ c stniay ; reasbnaiSy bo presJcuieif . t|ia4? t&ey "were- dealing with real- ities and not- with fantasies— with palpable fads and n6t' , with fig- yrw>ntß of the. imasdxxstion. , In very^ troth, tteaj^ fWb emi^-- cntty sane and patriotic Ameri- cans were declaring the result of n careful and expert diagnosis', of "tbe diseases from "which Demo- cracy is .suffering, not only *m America, bat ill over-the civilised Vorlfl, anicl mox*3 particularly, m [Anglo-Saxon or J3ngli&h-speaking communities^ It has been said «nd reiterated 'Sid ;! nausean;^ during' recent years that Parl|a> xncntary Governmenl( is played' ont ; ttiat Parliaments are declin- ing and verging towards their final falL Parliamentiuy institu- tions please neither democrat nor autocrat, aristocrat nor plutocrat.' Those for whom Parliaments were expected to dd most are; satisfied the least. ; ' ; Sht wage-eanrmg workers, who been politically trained or iwntimen tally constrained to re- gard Parliament as a divine m Btitatiom, providentially conceiv- (td and cwif erred upon a weary, "waiting world as providing a way out of all political, social, nnd industrial difficulties, are now the most disgusted of the four ejassea who have come to see that Govcnmmnt *'by the people for tho t>eople" is a failure and a Irana. Democrats have come to ■«cc that mere talk, palaver, and latitude, and the coinicali|rlrocess coming to a decision ou large |wblw problems by simply count- ing noses m Committee or Cau- "jns, won't J bring social salvation^ K>r turn this worldinto a political' I paradiao. So it is that Socialism grows apace and goes ahead, -while Trades Unionism declines m democratic esteem, and English- men all over the world want to. know why Parliaments are per- mitted to plague and * plunder them. Nowhere else m the world , *wttere they have been tried arc parliamentary institutions so dis- credited as thcy'Jiavo become m 'Australia. It is 'no exaggeration to say that the most discreditable| calling m this Commonwealth is | t^at of tho Professional Politi- 1 cianu Of late years the average " politician has come to be regarded as being potentially and pros- pectivdy conscienceless, coward- Jy, and corrupt It fa almost su- perfluous to say that he is usually epoken of*with contempt, and re- garded with disdaiu. A good many people look upon politicians jnretty much a/> they would upon pirates or pickpockets; while some of them arc notorious as de- lirious, drunkards and awfuiriug wripors, who have turned Parlia- -1 ments into potbotißoa and pig- /Into such political pandemonia, into such blackguardly babels, few men of character and capa- city have the courage to enter. If they show any inclination to risk their- health and happiness, their social status and personal pres tige, by entering Parliament, the tearful entreaties and earnest ex- postulations of their wives and families and friends restrain them, and constrain them to re- main, and so, to paraphrase the words of Gray's grand Efegy, F&trtraui the madding ckwkTb ignoble strife, ,■■" Their sober wishes never learn to .;/;. ;■ - ptray \ , ! '"' /. ■'^ .. "f. Along the cool sequestered vale 6f life, They keep the noiseless tenour * of^ their way. ~ " N : . ■'■'-.-."■ -*V .' " ■■"' ' : : V . ■■". The result ,of this reticence and reclusion of the best elements of " the community has been to leave public affairs the play- things of poltroons and pochard**, blackguards and boodlers, ras- cals and robbers. Some of the worst elements of society to-day m Australia are. to" be found m her Parliaments. The ignorance of some of the more notorious of the so-called representatives o f the people is.-< only 'excelled by their insolence. $ome of them can neither read nor write nor speak plain English coherently, not to say grammatically; they cannot decipher the -text, nor comprehend the scope of any mea sure which they pretend to dis- cuss, and upon which they vote— and as for grasping the meaning and consequences of a notified or impromptu amendment of a Bill under discussion,' that is quite le- yond many of them—they neitter knpw nor care. v* « " They vote as the Lab or Lib Caucus directs them ; and while away the Parliamentary Session at billiards, cards, or dominoes, until the Party whip calls them and rounds them up, like so many ftheep. to vote away millions of the taxpayers', money on schemes of public works, the merits dr.de-.' merits of which they know noth- ing valid or worth knowing. All (they know about such momentous measures are such sinister sug- gestions as some bribed Parlia- mentary pimp for boodl<> has op- portunely whispered into their | evcr-opon lugs, while greasing' their itching palms with golden ! ointment. Over and over again millions of the taxpayers' money have been voted away with only a bare quorum of members pra 3ent, and sometimes without a quorum— some of the members actually present being stretched out fast asleep along the back benches, snoring like so many snoozing Silemuws. " " 9 Whose tlio fault? Theirs, no- body's, everybody's ! In thus country, trioru than ih any other, Jack's as good us his master, nud often much better. Why! Be- cause here the working man is uot only m an overwhelming major- ity, with the bulk ot a big wo- men'b vote enthusiastically on his side, but he is ul««rt and zealous m his own social, political, and in- dustrial interufits. it is neither platitude nor flattery to say that the ordinary Australian working :oau superior m political mid economic knowledge to tho Ordi- nary working man of any other- country, i.tc know* that Austra- lia k tho working man V Para- dise; and, having it, he wishes to preserve it for himself and his, sharing with as few others as pos- sible. It is this determination to preserve intact his rich industrial heritage that explains much that seems so selfish and unsocial mj Australian Trades-Unionism and Political Laborism. * # .;. ■' But then; is another side to the picture. Nowhere m the world, m proportion to population and profits made on comparatively small capital, are there so many plutish, parvenu, mushroom-mas- ters, credit-capitalists, proverbial beggars on horseback, who would ride themselves, their employees, and. the country to hell if permit- ted. These would, if they could; or dared, treat the workers like so many indentured Kanakas or plantation slaves. Their arro- gance and aggressiveness have aroused the bitterest animosity against them among the workers. They are supported and encour- aged by a presumptuous, pluto- cratic press m all the chief cities of the Commonwealth. Their ex- ponents m the Parliament of New South Wales form the miserable jnob of reckless rowdies whom Mr. Wades has the misfortune of alterjoately trying to lead and to restrain. la courage and capa- city: the rank, and file, of thesd Ysst ■■**: .lateral* lamkra* are ' a^ long way beldw the low level of capacity and courage of the L&bdi* Party-— about the poorest compliment that could possibly be paid them, but which, neverthe- less, goes to prove what a pauper- ous push of political poodledood- lers they really are I But it is not among the ''Liber- als" that the *' ever-increasing audacity of elected persons' 1 an- nounces itself most conspicuous- ly. It is m the Labor Party or the Ministry representing that Party m Parliament that the '* insolence of ignorance" is made most manifest. It can, m all truth and candour, be said that the present Labor Ministry, un- der the Premiership of Mr. Hol- inan, even more so than when un- der that -of Mr. McGowen, no more represents the Political Labor Leagues and the great body of wage-earning workers of New South Wales than do Mr. Wade and his plutish press- prompted push of place and pay- hunting hoodlums. Labor's caii.se is sound and safe: but its Parlia- mentary control is m the bonds of a clique of men, the proper place for some of whom, had tKey theli deserts, would-be a prison instead of a Parliament. "THE EVEWNfRttSING v:iiwillY..:l)f [LECrEO PERSONS;' . i, ;:-^y-JOHN;vm>RTON.) In a recent separation case a man declared his wife to bo one of the "creamiest" ladies In tho city. Was that why ho wnnte'd tho magistrate to act as a separator? A "Domlnon" reporter made a good deal of "copy" m that paper out of be- ing mistaken for a "scab" by tho crowd which waited outside the Queen's wharf tolls ofllco on Thurs- day week. As a matter of fact tho men know a reporter did scab. A few weeks ago on the Satur- day morning when the wharf lab- orers refused to go out to work at the wreck of tho Devon, a reporter joined tho gang of tho New Zea- land Shipping Company's clerks who accompanied Frank Jelly to the wreck. | Not only did this reporter \york iho cargo and draw his pay for the same, but he was taken In a mov- ing picture at work.' Thin picture was I shown at His Majesty's Theatre short- ly after. In justice to other newspaper men it is worth mentioning that seve- ral have expressed their indignation at tho reporter's action. In spite of statistics showing tho growth of insanity m England; m apito ot increased immigration, do- dine of birthrate, persistent lower- ing of the standard of onllsimont, necessity of tho State to feed school children. «o frequently quoted to show that modern industry and tho race for wealth is sending England to tho doss. Hill Crook*, tho lUibijr M.P., now on a world tour with that well-known pro- letarian Lord Kmmott. Bays tho Eng- lish boy is as good as ever he was. Wo have heard a lot about Bill Crooks and more recently nbout Crooks'* Hill. "F ,fu t S! nk " tho Proper' reading should be Crook Kill. For »o th* man must be. who. whito profiling to bo ** La J K>r ., r f prwwntnUve ' declares that tho bnj?ll#h boy 1h as good to-day us ever he was, desptco the above facts, ana this In addition that threo of him ore to-day borr« fmtwcil* for every nno 8O born titty ym\ r » ago.' "Truth" won- dered how Crooks ««curc4 re-election to Parliament—this hurt fact explains It oil* Is a penny saved a copper arrested? ; ■.■' "_ '■■'"«■■:■'■ " Why Octo-pne when it * has ten- j tacles? l " j - Wowsers measure religion by the size of the family bible. ■'■ V' :v* ; ,"''','■ ."■'■..'■; Men are mostly made up of quota-* tions from their ancestors. Massey is trnmpeter for- his party, and his audacity M as brazen as any trumpet. ' . ' ■'■ Habit may be ohe's best friend, but it, like other best : friends, often be- j corner ono's wprst enemy. ■;■;...■ ,; " . : '- "■■"..-.■ ' " ,1 The world is made up of fools and ! ladies. A few of the ladies are fools, but all the fools are not iadies, ; i Democracy is a sham. If this is doubted "Critic" v/anis to know how the minori.t/ still sit at ease on the back of the majprity?. ■■.■■■"■- ; r* ■:"■.■ '"'i: 'J- * \ Mag: "Any fashions iv the paper, ] dear??.:. ■■, ■■ -:':^ -\^ : - -■■- . i v ljfag: but they*re-nb good $&' " you— 'it's yesterday's /paper." '■ ' " .-"■'.. "'■"" " ' An Irishman brought ■■'-■' before^ the Wlllesden court for .poaching said: !Ter Anner, tho -mly bird I ahot was a rabbit, an' that I knocked over with a shtick!" . ' * '' ."."' ' " " *■-. . "The standard of drunkenness con- stantly varies," says Dr. Waldo, of Southwark. It does, but it is a stand- ard that is attained only by lying down and being incapable of getting up. ' , ; " ■"■'■" " : " "I don't know ajoything about no- thing," said a wily witness m court the other morning, and* the fool law- yer, understanding" hlln, to mean "1 know nothing about anything," iold him to stand down. ' ' " " * ' ft The Glasgow "fterald" says: The cinema is being used for recruiting purposes by the mili- tary authorities. What! The War Office up to date? This is too much! > " . ■' ;"' ft " Myself when young did eagerly fro- quent . Platform ami Pross, and beard great Argument On Poverty and Wealth; but every time "'.,. The Workers sent the Boss to Parlia- ment! ..* . v* ■■ " ' A scientist is neither an optimist nor a pessimist. He is one who con- siders conditions as they are. He knows that necessity compels; and necessity is the mother not only ot invention, but of all change. It is nepessity that causes economic, poli- tical, moral and religious change, not optimistically hoping or pessimistical- ly bemoaning. " ". " Her Irish lodger was about to go off on a holiday and she wont to his room to see if she could lend a help- ing hand, when the following conver- sation took place: "Where's your tin box,- Pat?" "Fur what did I wham a tin box?" "To put your clothes In, of courtfe," replied tho landlady. "He Jabbers, an' go naked!" retorted Fat m eurprise. " ■,'"' " A young man representing hlmaelC as v laundry agent called at the housu of' Winston Churchill, First I*oru ot tho Admiralty, and collected linen valued at iioO. Shortly afterwards U»<j cprrect collector turned up and tho wifo of tlio First Lord Uncovered that she had been robbed. "Critic" opines that as It was "dirty linen" tho fyllviw got possession of, Winston wilt i>« bet- ter without it. " " " The Bishop of Svuthwark ba* sug- gested that tho churenwa throughout !hia tliocotfo should introduce tho fol- lowhuj uuerwssjun m thy services: That employers and employed may loam to ivuavr to. each oUjer that which jb Jubi and equal. lAnd what woulU liapiwn? Just wluit ! happened In S'Arrlc:i. when tho Briton Und XJ<x^ « uch k >'«d fur victory to clc«h their arms— the Uwda wore on i i ho »^uo of U>o big battaiionji. " " " Mrs. Itichard Bird sued her huabatul ■for nistoratloa of conjugal righu. On bclnK askoil why ho left Ms wlfo iUcb- ard replied that ho hudnothingag&ttust her except tluti she wiuj C'JCcwMtlvely wvlouH. When ho llv^U with her t»ho j Kcurcely would allow him out of her fctght to go to his work and used to mc«l h»« &* lie ioft the factory at ulKht. "I u«ed to toll her." he cooelud- ed. "thftt «ho ought to get a citgo made ror mo and *< C «P m * * n ll! " Well, why j «houlda't »be? Wajm'i ho her "Didcy }Blr<ir . I Living from hand to mouth— -a den.- /■■■■■'""■"■ p « Prudery and priggishness are not piety.; " .-."■■■ " 1 Many a beer-chewer knows wbea to stop, but .the/- knowledge doesn't trou- ble him. ■--"«"- ,*-'" - '■■""■'■_"■» ' " '■"-- Jimmy Allen is a sound Defence Minister. So far it has been nothing but sound. " ! " " /r ; . " ' .. " j The woman who'would bo consider- ed m the first flight of her sex requires I more than a heavy outlay on feathers. ■' "'"■. ""■ '.* '~\ ■■■■" : " ■'■■■■ A girl made a) record jump of four- teen feet two inches. The mouse!: that caused the jump measured two inches. " . ■"■ » : "■. ' " ' ' . : m."- " ' People who plead for sunshrae to make liay should remember that if it wasn't for the rain there would be no hay to make when thg sun does shijie. One never knows what is enough unless one knows what is more than enough, and by that time one gener- ally, has so ,muob.\.t^a| 3| As,Jca^ws,noth,- uigi'i'v. ' :.'■'■' ■>'' t l'ifH~- ' "■"■"""■■""::.■' ■'■, "■ : '-r " .::..,...♥■ ' ... ...t. : . '.■.'■■■.' .. A grumbling old "comp" was bn his deathbed. The family clergyman, re- , quested him to be "composed," "It's a case of 'dis* you mean!" said he as he passed put, » ! . * " -■■■"■ '■■■■■ The bishop was examining , a class of girls. "What is the best, prepara- tion for entering, ■ybie, sbate^l^ matri- mony ?' : he^|«fee^'v^^»l^^<»urting, sir," was'tSo^feply bf'^'slmp^topklng girL ■■ ":/;■'.:,"'■ ';"■>■,;'„;:"■; . . .'. ft ' ■;" "■',-■'"■ " ' A man who. was talking to a Birm- ingham policeman t'other day was suddenly struck dumb. "Critic" al- ways understood that if you argued with a policeman you wero apt to get the worst of it. . , " "" . "' ' Writing on the new aspect of the Home Rule question an Irish editor says of Ireland. Her ciip of,,misery has been for ages oversowing, but apparently it is noc yet full! " "*■ . " . Some newspapers would abolish everything. One weekly journal an- noonces "The Decline and Fall yt Hell." What puzzles "Critic" is Hell being at the bottom of a bottomless pit, where can it "decline or- "iall" to? " " " It was all through the weakness of Madam In wanting those apples. She had 1 'em, And m sin now wo grieve. Yet each man loves his JBve, ; But no man cares a damn for Adam. L«' , " " A number of "now ohutns" were ! found m possession of an over supply of whisky m the King Country. At | the court, on being asked ir they told where they got the liquor, the John Hop replied, "They eald they were uot long enough m the country to be able 10 pronounce the name." Ju& good as any other excuse. " " " "Cheviot News," about the mostrot- WBly printed suu&igo wrap m the Do- minion, also hold* tho palm for rea- sonable ad. and subscription rutea. The following may be clipped from any old number of th« »hctu: Sub- BcrlptionS"-"Ycarly £0; posted, £v. Half yearly, £6; posted, i'O." This {Kinie rales apply to quarterly sub*. Tho cbarsres for advertising nr«:~- --"First iiMKsrtlon per inch, ; fcubjxs- qucnt insertions per inch, -~." .«-.. .■'.■'■" * "Grammarian" writes: A "Truth" scribe had n i>ur&* gruph a week ape iv which the following words occur: "And inn honio that won/ 1 «-te. A fn*md y* mi no say* that thai that that writer uses oujfhi iy be wh»cl». It Is' "OQanjraarlan'.v ft -lend who w |.owitoh«d. "CrlUo" hi» uu ho«lt:nj v n m Haying that that :h&t Uidt thAt »rt. t^r nhah la "it. ' " " She »aunter«;d up to the librarian's dw»k, "I waat *Tl»c VcnnllUm Vpjj- I B4s!,' " »1k« u»koU htMtUatlujjly. The at,- --i lemlant. lookwl puxxled, but turned to I coaKuli the caUUukahi. "L inuy huvo i mudti a mUjtakc." ikh,(U the booK-bi>r' rower. 'I'tirhttixi the proper tuiu ia iTh© H«d Heat.'" Th<j tttu«»dant aiul- !<?ub u> vbUfe-i! such o, clitinnSivg young reader aearGueU the catalogru* ugajh, i but »'a» forced to declare "Thcr« no j such book on our »hciv«& M "What a blundCTijr 1 am." mid tho amid, bluab- ins sweoUy. "i ou«ht to h»ve «»Jd i-Tho ScarWt Yacht.' It is yn 0 of U j Mair"« books." The Übrarian *aw the light. "Haw very clever," ho «U4, at»4 he handed the applicant the -liubiyat" of Omar Knyyaoi. Troth takes no pains to conciliate itoo ignorant " " -It." .«■■".'.■ The soap-box orator's lecture-room may be tho poor nian's college, but H isn't necessarily o poor college. " ■.:-■" " The < voice of wisdom often speaks through the mouth of a fool. "Critic" humbly confesses to being & voice. .." ", v " :. . '. V A parrot m Paris frightened a cou- ple #of burglars by crying out "Who goes there?" Probably they recognis- ed the voice of the Beak "Ma," said the young hopeful, "I do wish you'd bay me some pants from that shop over there.' 4 "Why?" "'Cos it says on the ticket, "Can't" be beaten." No boy should ever point a gun At any other boy. m fun, "Cos lots' of little boys wot's ded, "Have died of bullets m the *cd. < ■■*.'■■■ > "Money is tho Root of all Evil." No. air, Money (Chiozzo of that ilk) is the author of "Riches and Poverty." But how can money be the author of pov- erty? Because the other fellow's got it!; _ ';;■' . " The* "Belfast News Letter" tells us that a prehistoric Turkish bath has been uncovered m the excavation at Tara. Another proof that that dis- tressful country has been m hot water since the earliest times. Did she refuse— thus did I vow— ■I'd die of grief, I loved so true! We're married been/ some months, and _, . ' now. ' .-." .''■■'■■- I wish I had, 'Iween mennd J you. " - '■'■■■" '' ■■»■.-. .".■".-'*■ Mitcheltowu, Featherstone, ' Hull, Liverpool, Belfast, Llaneliy, 'Tony- pandy, Waihi, Johannesburg, and now Bugle (Cornwall) and -Dublin aro pages torn from the workers* Book of Life "and dripping with Life's red reality." " " " Is the world growing better? Un- doubtedly. David, Solomon, and other! Biblical beauties may have been ex- ! cellent menaccording to the standards j of their time, but if they were living to-day they would be refused mem- bership m the congregation of the Rev. J. J. North. " "' " ■■ ' " . A contemparary slates ihat: I In parts of iftriirieu shepherds # \ keep their ttlte&p under observation on stilts. C'no is lefr w^niicrbff whether it's the HJitrphcrtfs, the slieop 'uj; the cbse»*va- i Uons that an- s^ mourned. . ■" ■''""' " ' A politician was delivering an ad- dress, and the village folk gathered m tho town hall to hear It. He had been speaking quite a # while; whon au oi<l Scotfinxan r<»so and walked ouu At | U\o door one of his countrymen v.v» waiting with his hack to drjye rha orator to thu station. "Is he auno yet, Sandy?" asked the Scut on tho! box. The ok! man turned about, "Ay," j said he, "he's dune lanff syne, tut he'll ! ao stop." j " " "* While watching proceedings at the Wellington Magbtroto'a Court, "Cri- tic" has often wondered at tho appar- ent discrepancies between Magistrate fUddell's sentences m the case uf ordi- nary "drunk*." In tho eases ojt first offenders he someUmea toya "Convict- ed and dtucharged*." At other tuuea. "I^iued five ahlllin^H or twoocy-four houw." E>u«s JncjMiry being made, the fact was elicited that if a first offen- der has been locked up during the night, he is convicted and dtachargcuV It be ba# been bailed out and dotsa not luru up he is lined ftvo Bhllltng*. The not turning up U. considered to bo "contwnpt at court." ". " " I a Liverpool lady of independent ! means, and & Tory to bt>ot, wa* »p«ik - i ing m support ot h«r dietiiry on which 1 a poor family could fevii on » w*:ek. She uatd: i Tho worki«K O&gseH aro too ex- travagant Calling on one family the other day Ifound the mother making: hoch soup with Jib oi Itoch eoßtlug <d, when hU<h could <jutta easily httve mad« the same coup with a,2<l bone. When I. tol<i her tliat fiho was quits indlgrnjtnt. Quito »o. fiUo was Uiditrimntly a«ton- Uhed at tbo ludy'# &xtmva«uncc. Could eho not have told her to go to the tnorino uloru and act a. bog of bones for tuppence V " " " Here Is another selection from "Crl- ticV collection of -curtoua adyortiao- muuta. H vaut cl\ppnd from Uio "W«j«i Kuiwex C»uzcit«":— Forcnunn (working) JR©Qulr«d, without young children. Mual bo a k<k*l «taeker, with &sod charac- ter. No t»ocl»u«w or JtadioiU need apply.— H. M. Slmraoau, Au\- bcruwoe Crangx), WttJiJihAnu Young children. Socialism aad JUtll- cMJmin, tAken m th« or4w of ihelr h«liwum»«!«, "CriUo M suppose^ sr 6 th* thrc«? untMrdonttWo «m«, ticcorOiag to Mr. Simmon*. And Mr. Simmon* tany tw wi*«;. Thn »ur©«l way to atop Ju « pro}«^nda of Socialism ftad Rkdicai- l«m ut atop Ui* pfopa^Uen »t ypuns children. The blamed thing j B you slop the garowih of fluT)k>'i«a» Uwit way «U*o, >ut p*rftapn Mr. Simmon* wwlook^ tbU JiitUo fsact. Truth cantijot l be. eclipaod, by jnlsrts»-> presentation. ' ' ' ♥■ .■'"■ "."■'-;*■;. "'-..%:■ ' An amusiug story of an, Indent at a deaf and dumb wedding at Cardiff Is related by tho "South Wales Dally News." The Rev. W. E. Winks, a Baptist minister, officiated by meanH of the finger language, and afterwards a lady, who had witnessed the cere- mony, said to the pastor:— "Very alee, quiet wedding, sir, but did you notice an impediment In tho bridegroom's speech?" . "No," wan tho surprised re- ply, "Oh, yes, the top of one of his forefingers was mlssingr," wild U>e lady. " . '" " Apropos tho "coo-oca" that -welcom- ed tho Kins at tho laylngr of the foun- dation atone of the Commonwealth Building, an Australian has been tell* Hug a story of tho olden days. Hesays that fifty years ago a similar incidont happened on the same .spot, but under very different circumstances, A bush- ranger secured a big haul at a Balltxrat bank, and succeeded m setting away to London- A Melbourne detective thought he recogulsed him m the Strand, and gave veut to a stentorian coo-ec. The bushmußer, taken oft* his jruard, responded, through forcu of habit. He waa promptly arrested, brought back to BaUarat. convicted and sentenced to 20 years' imprison- ment. " , " " A DutK-dtn "lasate" replies to "Mere Man" thus: Sitting m the DuaoiMn-Chrlst- church «*pre*« the other night, I had the opportunity at watching tho antics of a mule person when the conductor came round to ex- amine our tickets. First of all he laid bis "Truth" regretfully aside. Then ho emptied his bottom left- hand waistcoat pocket of a card. cam aud pocket kntfe, put them back; emptied top pocket etuna side, of hi* watch, felt allround it, put winch batik; examined bottom right hand pocket, took out *ove- nil oit* of newspaper cuttings and cigarette fa*r», turnvd It iasldo out, " turned it inside m. put the news- paper cutting* back; examined top right liand pockot, took out a foun- tttln p«n, two pencils, some odds and ends, felt round it, put back odds and *nid*, put buok poodle, put back fountain pen; he then <.s,amined ths left-hand pocket at his coat, took out his handkerchief, hurriedly pushed it under hla, hip on* the seat because It waa far from oteun—iho hanky, not tho aeat—felt all round pocket, slip- ped hanky back; examined right hand pocket of coat, took out Uie morning paper lus had bought from Uablt and' couldn't read, soarchod the pocket, put paper back; turn- to inside coat pocket, took out pocket book and race card, turned pocket Inside out. turned it insido m, put back pocket book. Then he took his looae cash from his right- hand trouner pocket, ffropod all round It Industriously, put back his cash; took his pur«e from hla left hand pocket, gropvd it Indua- triouuly. put back his pura«; took his tobacco pouch from his hip- pocket, nearly dislocated hl» uxiu fp-opiog m the corner* of the name, put b*»«k his tobdeeu pouch. Next be took off him bat. felt all round the luu-baod. put ilw» hat took mi hi* b«t«t Tb«n ho slapped his thigh* In do*t«»Sr with both band*, and looking at thfe back of one at them Kiw hi* ticket *»ekin« through the r\t*B on bis nngrar. *ll*t pulled it out. handwl it to the «»«»«- dnclur with the Urik at * nwui who had «avi>d a lif>: ■itrai^hJcflfJ U|> bin «houf«J<?n*. and iwi*tt4 \h<? pods of Ms welUwnxrd mouDt^chc. Ainl that* a inaß. i "prlUe' gla4ly crte* "Qaiti* [ > It -,tea*tr>.jnqß^fvf~!bLU^^^^ makia men nowiulays. ■; ■'"; .'■ - ." ..■'■" ■■ ...«t " - A doctor who claims that hla know- ledge is' founded on observation and experience—lnfallible teachers—cays that false teeth, though In many re- spects a great boon to the aged, i«v3 ineyltably to too 'great a consumption of animal food, and thereby shorten the'lives' of elderly" wearers, it Is not ihe. amount of fu>l put In tho stove that warms the room, he adds, but the amount that can be burnt. - ' " . " " ' There aro some things which a maii may do without Injuring his character m the slightest. If he spends three- parts of his wages tn beer, and lets bis children run ragged, ho Is one of tho best fellows In the world—a real whit* man-*provided ho occasionally Invites a few of hia kidney to quart at his ex- pense. On the other hand. If he takes the most of his earning* home, what* mean toI low ho is, to be sure. " " Scone,—A child sitting on his arnurtl- father's knee on a bulcony m Kel- burnc, Weltlngfon. ovtirlooktns tho luirbor. It wn» a gloriously bright Sunday morning—the sky was blue, ihe hilts wore blue, the sea was blue. The licet was rnaj\o«u\irlng into Hn« previous to swing to soft. Grandpa named each ship »h it took iv allotted position. Presently the aljjnal wont vp t "Full speed ahead." The fleet dis- appeared round the point. There waa dead silence for a. moment, when tha kid looked up Into hla grandfather's face and said, "Grandpa, who riiade the blua?" Grandpa, pusxled for a mo- ment, could only reply, "I don't know. Jack." Curious, hd saw the boy*! mother, and told her the story. Tho mother laughed and said, "I wtus blue- Ing clothes yesterday and Jock waa watching me," Th» problem waa solr- ©<j, Jwck had generalised jfrom hla mother's wash-tub, to the groat Glori- ous, blue of nature. " " ** THE GOLDEN RULE. If you meet a trlend In Urouble, even \t that trouble bo due to drink, you must remember tho Golden Role- Rev. J. North. When you meet a bloko that's ahlkk- ered. And the* fuddle'a found his feet, Jjel not up that ho looks liquored. Hut. with words all honey sweet. Coax him all you can, my brother. To go homo and b«vo bis lea: Doing thus unto another As thou'dst havo him do to the*. Thou«b his eyeii flare like t&raatloa, And his breath bla*tn{f hot. Though hi« tonguo need fumi«atloiv For he talks «uch blunky rot; Neither hear nor heed him. brother. Well, you know tho drink* U* blanm; . Trctit him ti» you'd have that other Treat yo« were you Juat Ui« »»«" Damn him not with dour dpriiUotv Should ho boast how ho «m boxr Toll him he'd g«t the «lwl*lort If he'd Jujii pull up t>i« *«*- Tl>at hi* cquul'K niliMtinK. brother. For you know <Jo*-»n't brai; Ju»i a* you would hftvft that oilwr 80, wer« you out on the JMf. Acre* with hJm lhal ilt^ '" dlnkum, TbAl New "fatiUittil lends Uw» worWl, That our navy &*"■» would sink *«n gtMfis »!iKih other flnjp* tinfuried. Grant' that ail our «;SrU. my brother. Arc the bwt thrt Citxift could el;<K>wp—. Thi» >'<>» mn >' nave {0M A^oih«r When >'<w r b««4 «w full of boos«, Should you m^thlrti the n«ti roAratog Wttf» a hmtl thnt f*M?bi Uke tw<^ Po tan «rop,to ifiw c. waroini? »uch ft^ wily WAwjKjm fo; Tim your rj«*k jt^t /slip him, brother, While you tew* t** otii^r-way; XXting m you'd tw?t> anotjw . * Po to j»<»u «om« otW dby, ' PcBWSHm> LnEB'^ANE, opp Manhebs-stbbet, Wellington, New Zealand. ( saturday. no vjemberl,^ Iw3. STEWART DAWSON'S "MOffil" lEVER SRQMfWAKII We recommend tbe , Layer , : . 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  • NEW ZEALAND

    Truth

    Conducted by JOHN NORTON.The Paper with the Largest Circulation throughout the Dominion,

    Wellington: Saturday, November i, i9is.(JSol 4&6m CRwjtbtkbk)a*rantGmnour p©*» vrrmt,'wnxxisemiFOBTbAKMOBWOH XtA KSWEPAPBSJ 3dTELEPHONE No.2223L

    FURTHER CONSIDERATIONS CONCERNING

    ,Jba, this caption does the greatjAinericaa prose^poet, Walt Whiteloan, express his indignation and-disgust at the presumption ofjoliticians. Itwas only a year or'pm>. ago that General!Homer Lea,

    .another distinguished American,feave expression to similar opin-ionsmabook significantly named"The Vaior of Xgnoicance." When"Walt Whitman felt called Tipontodenounce: the' presumption1 ofAmerican, politicians, andjHomerLea to expose the ignorant pbt-vaKpncy of American den*Qcrac ĉstniay;reasbnaiSy bo presJcuieif.t|ia4? t&ey "were-dealing with real-ities and not-with fantasies— withpalpable fads and n6t',with fig-yrw>ntß of the.imasdxxstion.

    ,In very^ troth, tteaj^ fWb emi^--cntty sane and patriotic Ameri-cans were declaring the result ofn careful and expert diagnosis',of"tbe diseases from "which Demo-cracy is .suffering, not only *mAmerica,bat illover-the civilisedVorlfl, anicl mox*3 particularly, m[Anglo-Saxon or J3ngli&h-speakingcommunities^ It has been said«nd reiterated 'Sid ;! nausean;^during' recent years that Parl|a>xncntary Governmenl( is played'ont;ttiat Parliaments are declin-ing and verging towards theirfinal falL Parliamentiuy institu-tions please neither democrat norautocrat, aristocrat nor plutocrat.'Those for whom Parliamentswere expected to dd most are;satisfied the least. ;

    ';

    Sht wage-eanrmg workers,whobeen politically trained or

    iwntimentally constrained to re-gard Parliament as a divine mBtitatiom, providentially conceiv-(td and cwiferred upon a weary,"waiting world as providing away out of all political, social,nndindustrial difficulties,are nowthe most disgusted of the fourejassea whohave come to see thatGovcnmmnt *'by the people fortho t>eople" is a failure and aIrana. Democrats have come to

    ■«cc that mere talk, palaver, andlatitude, and the coinicali|rlrocess*£ coming to a decision ou large|wblw problems by simply count-ing noses m Committee or Cau-"jns, won't Jbring social salvation^

    „ K>r turn this worldinto a political'I paradiao. So it is that Socialism

    grows apace and goes ahead,-while Trades Unionism declinesmdemocratic esteem, and English-men all over the world want to.know why Parliaments are per-mitted to plague and *plunderthem.

    Nowhere else m the world,*wttere they have been tried arcparliamentary institutions so dis-credited as thcy'Jiavo become m'Australia. It is 'no exaggerationto say that the most discreditable|calling m this Commonwealth is|t^at of tho Professional Politi-1cianu Of late years the average" politician has come tobe regardedas being potentially and pros-pectivdy conscienceless, coward-Jy, and corrupt It fa almost su-perfluous to say thathe is usuallyepoken of*with contempt, and re-garded with disdaiu. A goodmany people look upon politiciansjnretty much a/> they would uponpirates or pickpockets; whilesome of them arc notorious as de-lirious, drunkards and awfuiriugwripors, who have turned Parlia-

    -1 ments into potbotißoa and pig-

    /Into such political pandemonia,into such blackguardly babels,few men of character and capa-city have the courage to enter. Ifthey show any inclination to risktheir- health and happiness, theirsocial status and personal prestige, by entering Parliament, thetearful entreaties and earnest ex-postulations of their wives andfamilies and friends restrainthem, and constrain them to re-main, and so, to paraphrase thewords of Gray's grandEfegy,F&trtraui the madding ckwkTb ignoble

    strife, ,■■"Their sober wishes never learn to

    .;/;. ;■ - ptray \ , ■ ! '"' ■ /.■'^ .. ■"f.Along the cool sequestered vale 6flife,

    They keep the noiseless tenour* of^their way. ~ " N

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    : V ■ . ■■".The result ,of this reticenceand reclusionof the best elements

    of "the community has been toleave public affairs the play-things of poltroons and pochard**,blackguards and boodlers, ras-cals and robbers. Some of theworst elements of society to-daym Australia are. to" be found mher Parliaments. The ignoranceof some of the more notorious ofthe so-called representatives ofthe people is.-< only 'excelled bytheir insolence. $ome of themcan neither read nor write norspeak plain English coherently,not to say grammatically; theycannot decipher the -text, norcomprehend thescope of anymeasure which they pretend to dis-cuss, and upon which they vote—and as for grasping the meaningand consequences of a notified orimpromptu amendment of a Billunder discussion,' that is quite le-yondmanyof them—they neitterknpw nor care.v* « "

    They vote as the Lab or LibCaucus directs them;and whileaway the Parliamentary Sessionat billiards, cards, or dominoes,until the Party whip calls themand rounds them up,like so manyftheep. to vote away millions ofthe taxpayers', money on schemesof public works, the merits dr.de-.'merits of which they know noth-ing valid or worth knowing. All(they know about such momentousmeasures are such sinister sug-gestions as some bribed Parlia-mentarypimp for boodl has op-portunely whispered into their|evcr-opon lugs, while greasing'their itching palms with golden!ointment. Over and over againmillions of the taxpayers'moneyhave been voted away with onlya bare quorum of members pra3ent, and sometimes without aquorum— some of the membersactually present being stretchedout fast asleep along the backbenches, snoring like so manysnoozing Silemuws." " 9

    Whose tlio fault? Theirs, no-body's, everybody's! In thuscountry, trioru than ih any other,Jack's as good us his master, nudoften much better. Why! Be-cause here the working man isuotonly m an overwhelming major-ity, with the bulk ot a big wo-men'b vote enthusiastically on hisside, but he is ul««rt and zealousmhis own social, political, and in-dustrial interufits. it is neitherplatitude nor flattery to say thatthe ordinary Australian working:oau i« superior m political mideconomic knowledge to tho Ordi-nary working man of any other-country, i.tc know* that Austra-lia k tho working manVPara-dise; and, having it,he wishes to

    preserve it for himself and his,sharing with as few others as pos-sible. It is this determination topreserve intact his rich industrialheritage that explains much thatseems so selfish and unsocial m jAustralian Trades-Unionism andPolitical Laborism.

    "« * # ■ .;. ■'But then; is another side to the

    picture. Nowhere m the world,m proportion to population andprofits made on comparativelysmall capital, are there so manyplutish, parvenu, mushroom-mas-ters, credit-capitalists, proverbialbeggars on horseback, who wouldride themselves, their employees,and.the country to hell ifpermit-ted. These would, if they could;or dared, treat the workers likeso many indentured Kanakas orplantation slaves. Their arro-gance and aggressiveness havearoused the bitterest animosityagainst them among the workers.They are supported and encour-aged by a presumptuous, pluto-cratic pressm all the chief citiesof the Commonwealth. Their ex-ponentsm the Parliament of NewSouth Wales form the miserablejnob of reckless rowdies whomMr. Wades has the misfortune ofalterjoately trying to lead and torestrain. la courage and capa-city: the rank, and file,of thesdYsst■■**:.lateral* lamkra* are 'a^long way beldw the low level ofcapacity and courage of theL&bdi* Party-— about the poorestcompliment that could possibly bepaid them, but which, neverthe-less, goes toprove what a pauper-ous push of political poodledood-lers they really areI

    But it is not among the ''Liber-als" that the *'ever-increasingaudacity of elected persons'1 an-nounces itself most conspicuous-ly. It is m the Labor Party— orthe Ministry representing thatParty m Parliament— that the'*insolence of ignorance" is mademost manifest. It can, m alltruth and candour, be said thatthe present Labor Ministry, un-der the Premiership of Mr. Hol-inan, even more so than when un-der that -of Mr. McGowen, nomore represents the PoliticalLabor Leagues and the greatbody of wage-earning workers ofNew South Wales than do Mr.Wade and his plutish press-prompted push of place and pay-hunting hoodlums. Labor's caii.seis sound and safe: but its Parlia-mentary control is m the bondsof a clique of men, the properplace for some of whom,had tKeytheli deserts, would-be a prisoninstead of a Parliament.

    "THE EVEWNfRttSINGv:iiwillY..:l)f [LECrEO PERSONS;'

    . i,;:-^y-JOHN;vm>RTON.)

    In a recent separation case a mandeclared his wife to bo one of the"creamiest" ladies In tho city. Wasthat why ho wnnte'd tho magistrate toact as a separator?

    A "Domlnon" reporter made a gooddeal of "copy" m that paper out of be-ing mistaken for a "scab" by thocrowd which waited outside theQueen's wharf tolls ofllco on Thurs-day week. As a matter of fact thomen know a reporter did scab.A few weeks ago on the Satur-day morning when the wharf lab-orers refused to go out to work atthe wreck of tho Devon, a reporterjoined tho gang of tho New Zea-land Shipping Company's clerks whoaccompanied Frank Jelly to the wreck.|Not only did this reporter \yorkiho cargo and draw his pay forthe same, but he was taken Ina mov-ing picture at work.' Thin picture wasIshown at His Majesty's Theatre short-ly after. In justice to other newspapermen it is worth mentioning that seve-ral have expressed their indignationattho reporter's action.In spite of statistics showing thogrowth of insanity m England; mapito ot increased immigration, do-

    dine of birthrate, persistent lower-ing of the standard of onllsimont,necessity of tho State to feed schoolchildren. «o frequently quoted to showthat modern industry and tho race forwealth is sending England to tho doss.Hill Crook*, tho lUibijr M.P., now on aworld tour with that well-known pro-letarian Lord Kmmott. Bays tho Eng-lish boy is as good as ever he was.Wo have heard a lot about Bill Crooksand more recently nbout Crooks'*Hill."F ,fu tS!nk" tho Proper' readingshould be Crook Kill. For »o th* manmust be. who. whito profiling to bo** LaJK>r.,rfprwwntnUve' declares thattho bnj?ll#h boy 1h as good to-day usever he was, desptco the above facts,ana this In addition that threo of himore to-day borr« fmtwcil* for every nno8O born titty ym\r» ago.' "Truth" won-dered how Crooks ««curc4 re-electionto Parliament—this hurt fact explainsItoil*

    Is a penny saved a copper arrested?; ■.■' "_ '■■'"«■■:■'■ "Why Octo-pne when it *has ten- j

    tacles? ■ l " j-Wowsers measure religion by the

    size of the family bible.■'■ V' :v* ; ,"''','■ ."■'■..'■;Men are mostly made up of quota-*

    tions from their ancestors.

    Massey is trnmpeter for- his party,and his audacity M as brazen as anytrumpet. ' . ' ■'■

    Habit may be ohe's best friend, butit, like other best:friends, often be- jcornerono's wprst enemy.■;■;...■ ,;" . :'- "■■"..-.■ ' " ,1The world is made up of fools and!

    ladies. A few of the ladies are fools,but all the fools arenot iadies, ; i

    Democracy is a sham. If this isdoubted "Critic" v/anis to know howthe minori.t/ still sit at ease on theback of the majprity?.■■.■■■"■-; r* ■ ■:"■.■ '"'i: 'J- * ■ \Mag: "Any fashions iv the paper, ]dear??.:. ■■, ■■ -:':^■ -\^:- -■■- ■ . iv ljfag: but they*re-nb good $&'" you— 'it's yesterday's /paper."

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    An Irishman brought■■'-■'before^ theWlllesden court for .poaching said:!Ter Anner, tho -mly birdIahot was

    ■ a rabbit, an' thatIknocked over witha shtick!" .' * ■ ■ ''."."' ■ ' " " *■-. ■ .

    "The standard of drunkenness con-stantly varies," says Dr. Waldo, ofSouthwark. It does, but it is a stand-ard that is attained only by lyingdown and being incapable of gettingup. '

    , ; " ■"■'■" " : ""I don't know ajoything about no-

    thing," said a wily witness m courtthe other morning, and*the fool law-yer, understanding" hlln,to mean "1know nothing about anything," ioldhim to stand down. '

    '

    " " * ■ ' ftThe Glasgow "fterald" says:

    The cinema is being used forrecruiting purposes by the mili-tary authorities.

    What! The War Office up to date?This is too much!>

    ■ " . ■' ;"' ft "Myself when young did eagerly fro-

    quent .Platform ami Pross, and beard great

    ArgumentOn Povertyand Wealth; but every

    time "'.,.The Workers sent the Boss to Parlia-

    ment!..* . v* ■■ " '

    A scientist is neither an optimistnor a pessimist. He is one who con-siders conditions as they are. Heknows that necessity compels; andnecessity is the mother not only otinvention, but of all change. It isnepessity that causes economic, poli-tical, moral and religious change, notoptimistically hoping or pessimistical-ly bemoaning." ". "

    Her Irish lodger was about to gooff on a holiday and she wont to hisroom to see if she could lend a help-ing hand, when the following conver-sation took place: "Where's your tinbox,-Pat?" "Fur what did Iwham atin box?" "To put your clothes In, ofcourtfe," replied tho landlady. "HeJabbers, an' go naked!" retorted Fatmeurprise." ■,'"' "

    A young man representing hlmaelCas v laundry agent called at the housuof' Winston Churchill, First I*oru ottho Admiralty, and collected linenvalued at iioO. Shortly afterwards U»« bet-ter without it." " "

    The Bishop of Svuthwark ba* sug-gested that tho churenwa throughout!hia tliocotfo should introduce tho fol-lowhuj uuerwssjun m thy services:

    That employers and employedmay loam to ivuavr to.each oUjerthat which jb Jubi and equal.

    lAnd what woulU liapiwn? Just wluit!happened In S'Arrlc:i. when tho BritonUnd XJ'«d fur victory to

    clc«h their arms— the Uwda wore oniiho »^uo of U>o big battaiionji." " "Mrs. Itichard Bird sued her huabatul

    ■for nistoratloa of conjugal righu. OnbclnK askoil why ho left Ms wlfo iUcb-ard replied that hohudnothingag&ttusther except tluti she wiuj C'JCcwMtlvelywvlouH. When ho llv^U with her t»ho jKcurcely would allow him out of herfctght to go to his work and used tomc«l h»« &* lie ioft the factory atulKht. "I u«ed to tollher." he cooelud-ed. "thftt «ho ought to get a citgo maderor moand *

  • THEARCH-CRIMINAL Of THE AGE.■? - y w.+t ..-/..-. - - » . . .- ■ " ■■ " , ..........i -Lived m Clothes of a Priest.i §B&tisational Story ioS the Rev. Hans Schmidt.

    A and a Djevil by Night — Priest, Counterfeit Coiner, Libertine, and Murderer — NewHtorrified — Housemaid Married and Murdered by Priest— His Confession of the Crime-

    Killed the Girl as a Sacrifice— Like Abraham Offered Isaac, .'*

    attest American papers to handsbow "that the New York police con-aWeCrthey hia,ve &pprehended the arch-.crlmijx?LlJ.'ot,:;the age(ln the person ofthe Rev.^i^ther Huns Schmidt,. w«ho'recently'murderetf a'pretty, housemaidnamed Anna Apmuller, whom he hadpreviously secretly married. Schmidtwas.a,Roman.Catholic priest Asso-ciated\irtth?'him m his sinful and cri-minal'career was-his* cousin, known mbusiness,iri New. York_.as_ Dr..Muret,. adentist. He is also under arrest.

    Schmidt's fatal'mistake/ that led tothe discovery of the flat wherein themurder of Anna Aumuller was com-mitted; v^stH?'wrapping of the torsom a piJl«w; slip. The maker's namepermitted the police to trace the slipto Sachses store, at;No. 2762 Eightb-avenne. Ont of i^dozen Sachs hadsold two. -One went?tb the Bradhurst—avenue flat. .). 4 ,

    TPnen Inspector Faurot entered the'place evidenced,of the laurder wereplentiful. Then was found the pictureof Anna,Aumtille,i;,and letters address-ed to' iti2F,£jk&& £jcsi)pnidt used a plain-pfllow ticking without a mark upou ithe. might be to-day, i. Here is the;story of the career .ofthe two irien asgiven by the'NewYork*^BarieEicanr,i*TT,/. >", - . , >It is conceded that Schmidt is the

    strangest- arid> the inbst morbidly -in-teresting criminal* whose evil deeds.ewbrough^hlmtinito^the public lime-.I»^iffta©SSe' otDr. Jekyl andMr.jTa^e.rS^bevensonl' developed an in-gaokrtis theory;©f /a>inan who possess-ed'a?"dual personality.. " Father Sch-

    midt' has "dfecdunte'ii the- novelist'sXaijctful JdeaV for* ti«j has shown thatbe tiasknot a djtijar personality, >

    A BUT A WADRUPLE PERSONV.".;,- ;; "".r.ApTny. ■'-♥■

    andithat!under different names, andm diflerejit' "garbs, and,m differentpar^of theteltyy-he> lived lives as se-pai^e-'aJD&^distfnct'as.if he were in-deed^iVdi^^i^ttiteach time." By!diy lie W^.B;qP priest, wearing thegar.b ot his.Bacred ôffice, and bearing,according to Father Braun, his super-ior,, a face' of« pecuHiiwly, vmeek irioty.All day he lived (he life of a priest,reatdtag. holy books, saVing prayers,ministering to the-Afflicted, rebukingsi^^utijwhen.plji^^famehis person*aHtxhvSHnWKi;:.^- $9 changed hisclothes. ,Ke>^niS'no longer the goodpriest,;but -%CHWIOT6 EARLY CAREER., An old grcyrbjilre^womin, wittingby gLhQJko m ,)iwf Ilttlo homd m A»-ehajXc^burg.. qmJao,- 'Irtsjoice that noonImay bo witU;you.V

    Tjcsars, pC»j*>yj t*M In the old frau«"ytk' J?rp^-h uhc told tho now« ofher''SonTttiKiiiVil'tTplanbt> return, to herncightor^ aa«l vn h«r huuband, Heln-rlcu Schmidt. vIM t» rUty-Hve, oneyear older tluvn-Jl'mu-BchmidL

    Yet tho lU>v.: Hun* Schmidt wMnhe Mint ihn nktnww ami (he mc»sn|FOwas undoubtedly uirctttly piottinjf iv«cruel *n»urdor ot Annn Aumuller, tbotooronJy young trir) hotuUd tic lovmlHo had lookfxl at laU and j»tolon adouth ccrtttkuio. had a copy mndc t>£Jt^tojft.ptiotograßfcy, and"had obtotnod

    m some way blank death certificates.Fran Schmidt sat gazing into the

    flames 'n tho erraio and thougni yf theyouth ifh" »«-»v. .Tohannes.

    At Mtfnloi.. .»

  • AMUSEMENTS.HISMAJESTY'STHEATRE.

    Jerwioan-FtiltoTVaudcvill*.,otber" creatures lately. So far, jfthe $toosters have proved the biggwtinoneyrßpinncrs of tho lot. __ iheJjirds possess almost human intelli-gence; they are acrobats, equili-trists^ dancers, boxers, wire walk-ers, mathematicians and cycHsts.Another starring engagement is thatof HQary Longf, the remarkable'Aiu^fic&iv upside-down phenomenon.This is tho only, act of its kind mthe world, and is one of the mostnensattonal that has yet visited theDominion. Peg and Limit presenttheir screaming,creation "P\«n> m aGymnasium." Courtenay Ford andIvy Davis, English, operatic vocal-ist«f present a pot pourri of melo-dies old and new. Also, Gladys and"Alber, direct from England, an ec-centric duo. These ai'tlsts are sup-ported by tho Three Brothers Var-doll, hand to hand balancers, theclovegest turn tllat has yet been seenm WeHJngtoh. Thp. Oroydons, mupcctre clog dancing; May BrilWant,English comodienne; Miss Lalie

    .Jjrooko m foniinino fads and functor,-^W2o>-i020; and ;Josophino JVednes- Jing hand to farmers! Indeedon every,side fanners are.complaining that thebanks areno manner of use to them,even when. good, solid 'security .Is of-fered for. small, and temporary loans.The writer fancies the ,truth lo that,Instead of "farmers," the word""squal-"ter" should here be used; after thelatter,class comes the town.or coun-try land specula'torX

    WHO FARMS THE FARMEKS !and fleeces the home buyer, "rayingIgold instead of notes" waß rather ajdangerous topic, for a Now, Zealand;bank manager to talk about, especially ;when he "threw off" about the unpro-fitable nature oC the bank note. If thelatter is unprofitable, why.on earth do;the banks fight like fleneLs to remiuthax privilege? We even

    ' findbroken

    - 'down Australian wrecks"coming to' this country and de-manding .1 this public franchisefrom Parliament. * "Cambist"

    1 chal-lenges the banks to refuse to issue anymore notes. £et us then soo the effectb£ such" a policy H\ the country dls-»tricta. Bestof all, let us see hoy/ Jongthe banks could conduct their unsound"banking" business on the very smallfgold stock which they hold m thiscountry. Tlie I"*° iv {nat bankingcredit is strained to its utmost at thepresent time. The rottenness of thewhole position Is driving them to usea subsidised press to allay the publicdistrust In everything connected withbanks. The banks arc. ruining thiscountry "'tnd the sooner they burst, orcomeback to sound banking principlesand methods, the better it wiU be forNew Z«alMd, What passes tor back-ingat tho preaent time is a sin againstour country. It is a ptty manag-ers can be used to carry it on, andpronounce it Bound.

    Wellington Meat ExportCompany, Ltd.

    Balance-sheet at June 30, 1913.

    Profit*-Sweeter than -the Fat ofRams. '

    This company has had a prosperousyear, a»d Is now gtdiring the udvun-tagre of 24 yaa.ru' cupful nmpagcwcnLIn its early years it suuek some hardtimes, but it gained its expQßtance (>nthe wh«le cheaply. In the first placethe wcrcKhy bard-hc»d«d squattercrowd, who derive tho greatest gainfrom its operations, were not of iho"fool class" iMrcoiors w»Weh have ruin-ed so many indtmtrlal companies Inthe Dominion. The titled squatterandhis untkled confreres who make upthe Direction Board are all mea whoreaMy.know what they are after. Theyarc Skiso a select crowd who can forcertielr bonkers to do as they re««uire,and bwfc*s that amoimt ot "pull," bo-bides their own indiWduaJ wealth toback it up. fsikuee is out of the ques-tion. What n»«»t people wouJd Ifeo'toKnow is, how do«s the Httle lamiergetonm his deallusH wKh thin compwoy?The vrorker m WeHlnjrion city wouldalso be glad to learn If It m reallynecosiatry for him to conaumu the re-jects m mutton and b««.f. for wWch hepays more Ut&n the coMtuo««r of ftmt-clans smff m lx>nn. Th*«itresults, and possibly this Is an ("Itutt'entof "profit" which had twstter not u«jjmccQlaiod upoo» A»-to-ttM> "l^kfctod"

    bodies and sides, though quite whole-some as food, they arenot the kind ofstuff on which to build upa first-classretail business. It is a pity so muchof it is forcedupon our.small butchers,for the working butcher m the citieshas been,nearly wiped out by thisbranch of competition from the weal-thy freezing companies. After all,there is not much to complain of, forwe have all builded on the competi-live system of - dear old England.Where there is not co-operation, we.get capitalism, and capitalism breedsprofits m a thousand directions. Thesquatter's lands become fabulouslydear m value, and the, stockholder msuch companies as these gets a divi-dend like unto the fat of rams.

    This company has a paid,up capitalof £ie 5,766, and with the greatestpos-sible ease it has paid its shareholders8 ger cent, on their investments. Ithas written off for depreciation thelarge sum of £0274 for the year,whileit has added to the reserve fund a totalof £6806. Now it is quite clear thatthe people who own this"concern areso anxious to build up reserves - thatthey are not worrying about immedi-ate dividends. "A few more yearsmajpass" when they can look for accumu-lations large enough to put tlieni enthe softest velvet. In' the meantimethey might, without m any way.hurt-'ing themselves,

    START A "BONUS FUND"for their workers as a practical me-thod of preventing strikes. Theslaughtermen are a much finer bodyof human beings than, the pale ha-w---haw bank clerk who caters for thesquatter. "Cambist" thinks this Ls avaluable suggestion, but he asks nopaymentfrom Sir W C. Buchanan forthe valuednotion. Tho "bonus" mightalso be handed over to the- small iar-mer, who sold to the company's buyerat a profitable rate. The company-has,a list of respectable creditors, first theBank of New.Zealand £52,233, deposi-,tors £22,835, and sundry creditors£24,275, drafts against shipments andHome agents' balances £178,812, all ofwhich, account for the interest, dis-count and exchange deb.it of .£4840.On the face of things their finance isrun on remarkably cheap lines and itwould.be hard for the company to failm making the large profits they ;^can-not smother up. fTheir gross profitsare nearly 30 per cent, for the year.Yet people say manufacturing does notpay "owing to tho cost of labor."Newspapers put; the lie- m currency,though such facts as these prove themto be Ananias every one.' "Truth."'however, does its best to placoj thefacts before the worker,- and ftheaves no brick at either the Workeror the capitalists who are building up.local manufactures. "■"..-..

    The Gross Debt of New ZealandThat is rather a good way of putting

    a financial fact; for indeed the debt of.,this country has become '-'gross." AtMarch 31last the sum of money whichthe workers of New Zealand have topay interest upon amounted to>£30,060,763. Since that date theH0n.,1.Allen has increased it by £3,000,000,but let the workers (those being thepeople who really provide the inter-est) not forget that Sir Joseph Ward,Bart., also the late R. J. Seddon, a.roresponsible for £50,000,000 of ihytotal. The only people who derivulany benefit from the plunging policythese figures disclose, were the land-owners and the commercial swindler*who rig the butter, meat, and piuducomarkets against the consumers. Thesoclasses are bound to be successfulwhen they -practically have the use ofour £93,000,000 borrowed money prac-tically free of interest, and the fur-ther aid given to them by a bank com-bine which handles £24,000,000 o! de-posits. These facts should noi be lostsight of at any time, especially at thepresent moment, whilo the MassoyGovernment and all the employing:classes are leagued against the com-mon population of this country. Letthere be no shuffling about this m?.l^-ter. The flnance of Ward, and thefinance of Allen, Massey and Co., areone and the same. The result of thisrotten' borrowing pohey has been toi BOLSTER Ttf' BVErtY KWD OF'

    'MONOPOLY'm the country. "Cambist" makes thebroad statement that many of thoec[who are m the manufacturing' line, or!those who are ]>o«in# .i« farmers, arejnothing more nor leas than land urab-Ibers and speculators. because of thejland gam'jling, truo wealth production1? left aside. AYe hear a weak wailifrom the "ironmasters" for more pro-tection, and. then all Is quiet again.Why? Simply because tho "Ironmaa-jtera" were up to their fcJeasod neck* mcity land specs, which paid better thanhonest iron-thumping. This aot* ofthins is gome on m other parts be-sides .Wellington, and. the same rea-sons and aniwens ecjuaUy suit. Buttho swindle is becoming worn out."The country cannot live on past bor-rowimga. Its chances of future bor-rowiugs aro becoming harder,, owln?cto other couotrlea trying the" "gof-rich-cvuick" methods besides ourtTo'

    this test the Prohibitionist has mvit-'jed us to put tho "No-License,or.-par-tially dry- areas of the Dominion. We*accept the figures stating the popula-tion m the No-liicenso. t^rrUory asgiven for tho respective years:quoted,,and this is how

    "these areas; stand

    when compared with" the Vest'of the.

    Dominion:— ' "

    " '■: '■■. % V ■' "Per:1901. -1906. inc. cent.,

    Population » ".,..of No- , . «Kton South—it la wrfe to rafflrmthat one-sixth of tho peagUo of theD«ml»ion a»e under No-Ucense.i. Now, if No-Hcenso w »«* tho dama«o cxtremUlsdo to our race and creiHsatkMU Nei-ther prohibition wr drunkenness ba«yat betraftted a na-tiotVn roomls, Tem-ottraaco and motieraUoa undoubhfOlyUwc but they as-* actl** virtues, nottt&wv poHcies-oC negaiUn and ue-strrKjrton.

    When No-LJttMwo adyocaUai o.««ertthat moderate and ab«temioua co»---suwwsni of alcoholics bwenmea "ejeer-else by theao hablta a deleterlou« ln-itue»c« on their children," they do notum>eT*ta*d the auWect, for Or, Jsd»arSchusrtwr, JkLvV.. D.Sc, of Oxitord. «a?JiCVki&mtca," p. 195); "Wben the rea-ttonlnK Oft tho aswcrtlowi aremado ia subject to a cxltlaU examina-tion so many fa.HacijMJ can bo detoctedm it Uvai no weight whatever can boattached to the conclusion*.'!

    -That la fair criticism ofmout atatc-

    monta onunatlng from a. Prohlbltlon-tet or No-I«4cenjMa jwurce.

    Uiat SAturduy afternoon a drunkheaved v brick through the window ofa bilUard-room. The pnpera don'tmention anything about its being nrocord break.

    Thomas Maxwell Uclntosl). May-mom. Upper Huttt called on""Truth" during th« w^ck to denythnt M». AfcJnioa*!. mother, of U»eapprentice, Harry MclntoHh, wbowtuj kitl«Ki at lUftoiwjjm m May lost,m a wiUow, urn «Uitrs r

  • THE CARTOON CASE.No Contempt of Court

    Committed*

    Seldom bus such an lntenso inter-eat boon ovinccd m tho proceedingsbefore any judicial tribunal m NowZealand its wan the enso when thoFull Court heard an application mwhat is now known as tho Cartooncose, to bavo the publisher and car*toonlst of the Auckland" "Observer"committed for contempt of court,and tho considered judgzoont wasawaited with mingled feelings as tohow it would go. Tho case, it willbe remembered, -was one arising outof a cartoon reflecting on Mr. Jua-tico Edwards m respect of a matri-monial nuit m which he had exercis-ed jurisdiction, and his Honor wassuggested to have shown bins mfavor of the. female party to thosuit; furthermore, the same issue, mlt« editorial column*, had left nodoubt as to the inference intended tobo drawn from tho cartoon. OnWednesday of this week t,bo reservedJudgment wim delivered, and it re-ftulted m tho unanimoun decision oftho Hcrteh Hmt th* respondent* werenot jtuilty of contempt nnd couldnot bo committed.

    » # "The decision, while not altogether

    itnexpfctvd' m legal circlcH, came

    Moroewhat an a surpritMi to tho gon-crtil public of thin Insular Dominion,whoro, ftccufttomrd as they nro \o bo(spoonfed nnd led to rfjr«rd thejttd^efl of th« Wind a« drmi-godn orarchanKcb far lw.v'ond thr» rruJms ofcriticism, a. word, however mildlyspokon, uttortKl ttcalnst t«« conductof ft. incmlKT of i\w lU«nch, ha«hitherto been rosftrded «*♥ approxl-mnttOK tne ob*ol«te onmembers of thegeneral public, but it was not to ueso. The Court was met face to facewith a problem of abstract law aswell as concrete fact which could riotbe evaded, be the judges' wisheswhat they may. Mr.. Justice Ed-wards had undoubtedly been held upto ridicule, and bias had been im-puted. That was admitted.

    'Had

    contempt of court been committed ?In the face of precedents of the Kntf-lish Courts, including some judg-ments expressed m unequivocalterms by the Privy Council, theCourt could not side-track, nor, ap-parently,' did it show any desire todo so, unless indeed, m the case ofMr. Justice Sim, who was probablysmarting under the sting of recentcriticism worse than that of a scor-pion. The judges are to be compli-.racnted upon their . recognition,though somewhat late m the day,that we m New Zealand have emerg-ed from the dark ages, and are liv-ing,m common with" the rest of theworld, m a free and enlightened era.

    Judges are as open to criticism asare any other members of the com-munity. So long as a case whilesub judice is not made the subject ofcomment, no contempt is committed.That was the burden of the judg-ment. The editorialin the"Obser-ver" was held unobjectionable, asbeing bona lido comment, evenif im-plying bias m a case that had con-cluded. Tho cartoon, while various-ly described m, scathing terms, washeld to bo no more than a defama-tory ljbel to be tried only m the or-dinary* way should the defamedjudge care to take action. It is sifeto say that a century ago, whenjudges were assumed to be tho di-rect representatives of the King,such would not have been the decis-ion, and it is interesting to note therapid progress m the development offreedom of discussion, and coinci-dently of freedom of writing andpublishing, which has taken placemeanwhile, until at last New Zea-land, the borne of democracy, by itshighest legal tribunal, declares itsjudges to be open to public criticism,and 'even hideous cartooning, withimpunity.

    ■* '"

    ■"

    The- judges, whilemunison, by nomeans based their individual judg-ments upon the same arguments,but, as "ail roods lead to Home,"the result was the same. His Honorthe Chief Justice (Sir RobertStout), m a calm and unimpossionedjudgment, m which tho various Eng-lish precedents were reviewedm or-der, made it cleat that Mr. JusticeEdwards's conduct was not underreview, nor was his Honor on trial.Assuming that the cartoon consti-tuted an offence, was it punishable.by summary jurisdiction ? Tho

    authorities elsewhere saidno; there was no'precedent m NewZealand. In the circumstances, hehad no hesitation that tho FullCourt had no jurisdiction to com-mit. The Ilight Hon. Sir JoshuaWilliams concurred with the ChiefJustice. Mr, Justice Denniston in-veighed against the cartoon m un-measured terms, but failed +^ seehow it could bo a contempt ofcourt, ns it referred solely to onecase, which had been concluded. Mr.Justice Cooper took up a highlytechnical stand. Tho Crimes Actprovided for offences against the ad-ministration of justice; therefore, of-fences of this kind were taken outof the categoryor offences triable byextraordinary Jurisdiction. Mr. Jus-tice Chapman was succinct. Therewas no New Zealand precedent, andho was not prepared to create one.The days were gone when criticismof a judge, unless regarding a casesub judice, could possibly affect theadministration of justice. Mr, Jus-tice Sim was of opinion that thopower to commit for contempt msuch cases still existed,; notwith-standing tho provisions of theCrimes Act.

    There is no such thing known toEnglish law as "tho liberty of thepress," trito as tho expression :nt»ybe, for a newspaper may publishneither more nor loss than may beuttered by the nown m tho. street.Thoro arb no "press offences'' InEnglish lnw as there oro m Franco.Any men may say or writ© or depictwhathe pleases, so lonir as he doesnot defame; U ho doe?, his ofTonco mtriable m the ordinary wny, and,even if tho object of his utterancesor writings or pictures bo a Judgo ofthe Supreme Court, he Is still onlytriable. Thcro is no law to try himsummarily under tho jrulse of aolwrge of contempt of court. Weshall hear llttlo of contempt ofcourt m future, unless, indeed, any^ono In ill-advised enough to croate adisturbance m opon court or public-ly cotnniftnt on » ense which is atlllsub Judlco or wllftilly defy an orderof the court. Thjs |« tho law, andNew Zealand Supreme Court judgeshave unanimously accepted it assuch.

    POLICE FORCE BILLMinister Herdman'sConcessions

    to John Hop.

    Mr. Hop Between Hommor and Anvil.

    (Uy "Shako.")

    Tho Minister of Justice's handsomoMil of bonedietions ami up-to-dateconceaaiona hn« passed the finaltHRfiVn, nnd, unlike other hills, itwill not l>o allowed to hecomo cov-cmi with moth aiu\ du*t on Homeoutof-thc-wny ahrlf. ami will be im-mcdiatrly nnd from time to timeHtforotifily npplii>d, »

  • WELLINGTONWHARVES

    DESERTEDHARBOR FULL OF

    IDLE VESSELSMEN REJECT EMPLOYERS*: PROPOSALS'National Industrial! Conflict Imminent'"'

    Ever since Wednesday of last week"Strike" has been m the air. Starting

    ■ from what seemed to be the grievanceof a small body:of shipwrights— some

    :, eighteen m number— things have de-veloped until, there now exists,a con-

    -1 'dltlon more serious, as far as NowZealand is concerned, than the fight of'90. The meo have shown a silent so-;lldarity, a determined passive resist-ance attitude that augurs well for a

    STRENUOUS BATTLE BEINGWAGED,So quietly haveaffairs been conductedthat those not m the know have somedifficulty m forming a correct estim-ate of the actual seriousness of theposition. Even the men most intim-ately concerned, the.members of theWaterside Workers' Union, are con-tent to "stand by" and carry out theorders that Issue from the Strike

    tCominlttee. Pressmen are equally at'sea,'and perforce .have to use theirimagtaatldn^/yery freely, and cnlargo

    t upon thq eager scraps of information.thatleak out. The manand woman In' Ihe street, of course, are hopelesslym

    ftho dark, and have only a vagueknowledge that something has struck

    ■{.them— that something1 has gone wrongwith the economic machine. Thetrue inwardness of the position they

    ■ cannot gauge. The employers inter-ested are oqually keeping their owncounsel, so that the position of noithor

    .party can bo accurately defined.The Watorslde Union, m a mani-

    festo issued on Wednesday,- was per-

    fectly right m saying vhat Presa andoutside public wero of "pinion that"THE STRIKE WAS STARTED FOR" A FRIVOLOUS REASON."

    'To tills tho answer to given that very.trilling circumstance)* have frequentlybeon tho starting points Cor very greatevents. It Is maintained, howover,that the strike was not started for atrifling circumstance. The holding ofa meeting by (be Waterslders to con-wider a serious situation may, m it-. Melf, seem trifling. But when so slightnn occurrence is taken advantage ofby cho exploiters, supported by thielawless use of the national pow

  • them easier m; the''"■afternoon, weretrue. Whether-b^ accident.or design,."Truth's"" rep;',"Of* course,- cannotstat?,,but jusfyat.tjhis most inoppor-jfcune af-jpomejuts^whejii,"the authori-ties my^fcrhavp known tthe vast ma-jority of thei people congregated mPost civilians who.were In^no^wa^v^connected with thestrike^^jid"*i^may be because ofsuch,kn6MecJge,'~th% powers that bethought fit to order a squad ofmounted'police,' with a number ^ll>tsome distance fromthe Square,~t|it- ,cry was raised,.**Here come the scabs ! Here comeffee . scabs ■!"";" Oh.their arrival,however, it was seen that if wasmerely a"'squad'of regular policemen.with some of the.''back-bone" of the Icountry making a demonstration of!strength '■y- *\ . -i;tory to his;long list by " defeating,, onpoints, Holberg, at .Brisbane. Thejourney was 20 rounds..

    The- Cook-Hannan catastrophe atGisboraend so quicklyto our ddlires. However, keep go-ing ! The worldhas work for youto do yet, if you will only keep onthat straight and narrow path of

    i.rectitude that leads to, "things!done,"-

    TRAINING A TROTTER.H. J, Tasker v. Mabel Duncan

    Judgment for the Lady.

    tFrom "Truth's0 Christchurch RepJ

    At the Magistrate's Court, Christ-church, judgment was delivered lastFriday by Mr. T. A. B. Bailey, 5.M,,"mth'e action H. J. Tasker (Mr. Wright)v. Mabel Duncan (Mr. Cassidy). Thecase is one which has been the sub-ject of considerable civil court activitysince early last August, and the pro-crastinated judgment is interesting.The parties are well known m Christ-church, H. J. Tasker being one of theforemost horse trainers m Canterbury.Mabel (Mrs. R. O.) Duncan being a"light" m the local trotting world andalso owner of a long string of equihesand- a husband who is a recently-ap-pointed stipendiary steward.

    The plaintiff Tasker sought to reco-ver from the defendant Mabel Duncan

    £25 10s FOR SERVICES■ . RENDERED. : .- .

    Evidence showed that m December,1911,Mrs. Duncan was the owner of atrotting colt Vandyke, which she 'en-trusted-on November 1* to Tasker. forthe purpose of having him developed.For 17 weeks the colt was m Tasker'scare and his charge was 30s a week.The colt, when taken charge of by theplaintiff Tasker, was m ratr condition,but was m wretchedly poor conditionwhen returned to Mrs. Duncan mMarch.

    The plaintiff attributed tfye colt'spoor condition when returned to hishaving' developed strangles and to thefact that he abused himself.

    However, there wasAN EXTRAORDINARY CONFLICT

    of evidence. Itwasalleged by the de-fendant that Tasker's handling* andmanagement of .the colt were irapro-*per and such as would spoil the colt'stemper. The particular acts of impro-per treatment alleged to have, been re-lied onby the defendant were the useofa nail which was prodded Into theanimal's nose if he showed any signsof viciousnesa and the use of the coltfor teasing brood mares. The plain-tiff admitted having used a shoeingnail held m his hand to keep the coltfrom biting him while.handling, andHe also admitted having brought thecolt once to a brood mar© m a crusl*—not, he alleged, for 'the purpose ofteasing the mare, but for the purposeof seeing how the colt would behaveInpassing a mare, on the road und as,part of his training. v '

    i Mr. McLeod, an Auckland vet., stat-ed that when he was at T&sker'y hesaw the colt showingDISTINCT -SIGNS OF ILL-USAGE,

    such as weals from a whip and n lumpon his" head near the car. He alsostated that the colt looked starved andthat when ho pointed tin) fact out toTasker the latter mentioned that "theydon't get fat on mountain ulr andscenery, and that a shortage of oatswould quieten him" (meaning the

    Icolt). McLeod .also said he saw astick there with. a.nail m the end.which plaintiff told him he UHed forthe purpose of civilising the colt, ex-plaining that when the colt made" agrab at him he would,

    - ± , - ;-.....JAB THE NAIL IN HIS NOSE.

    He then, according to McLeod, pro-ceeded to Ulustrato his methods.

    The S.M. stated that he could notfind on tho evidence before him thatTasker had,established that the colt's

    Rcondkion when returned to Mrs. Dun-.can wasduo to strangles, or any othercircumstances outuldo the control oftho plaintiff.

    Judgment on the claim was enteredfor the defendant, Mabel.Duncan, withcosts.

    The defendant, Mabel Duncan,COUNTERCLAIMED FOR DAM-

    AGESto the coX through the plaintiffa neg-lect.. The S.M. found that she estab-lished her case,' but did not prove ma-terial damage. Tie assessed the dam-age at £5.'A claim for "the refund of a fee be-

    cause a maro was not served was dis-allowed, ihe S.M. stating that ho wasnot certain that a case had been es-tablished.

    BILLIARDS.(By "Old Amateur.")

    With Stevenson, Recce, Inman. Dig-glo andv possibly Aiken available aspartners, it reads strangely that Grayhas to cross cues with unknown play-ers,but it is just on the cards that theAustralian is experiencing a boycott.It is well known that the English pro.men have little regard for the red ballwizard who, while always willing toconcede points,usually wins hiamatches. During bis seasons m Eng-*land Gray has so far met with defeaton only two occasions, once at thehands of Darlington Smith, and m thethird of a series' of matches with H.W. Stevenson. Gate percentages andhandicaps are always matters otserious discussion"between pro. play-ers, and during a season many gamesthat would cause, much interest and.exciting contests are not arrangedsolely because these important itemscannot be amicably adjusted. AH theleading pros, consider themselves per-sonally entitled to 60 per cent ofgfchegate receipts, and as 60 will not^Kbtwice into a TOO very easily, there'snothing doing.

    Alec'Taylor, the world's greatestfancy and trick shot player, arrivedIn Auckland lost week, Taylor, who iaon a world's tour, proposes giving ex-hibitions m all the large towns of theDominion. Some time back Taylorhada bad accident toone of his shoul-,ders, but has now fully recovered andIs rapidly coming buck to this bestform. At the Pacific Clsb Taylorplayed a jnatch concedingFredFarroll300 m 800 and winning by 60 points.Though Taylor made no big runs hewas delightfully consistent, and hisshowing was an object lesson Incush-ion cannon, runs through and maesostrokes, which were executed withwonderful ease and certainty. Thefancy shot display after the billiardsshowed Taylor as a specially fine ar-tist, and ho mixed his exhibition withmuch humor, introducing some freakeffects that convulsed tbo audienceand won much applause.

    The arrangements Tor. tour of Mr.Taylor arem the hands of Messrs. Al-cock and Co., Ltd., who will accord ful-lest information on application. Sev-eral engagements will be found forTaylor In Auckland, and if opportun-ity offers tho.visitor will give exhibi-tions m tho various towns en route foWellington.

    At tho Amateur Sports Club, Auck-land, Jim Cook defeated K. Burke mthe first game for the ciub champion-ship by 27 points. Owing to tho safetytactics of tho players the 500 up oc-cupied over three hours. Cook madoa number of breaks'under 30 ami wasvery consistent. The loser made 67,b-i and 44 (ail off the white) as bestbreaks, but missed many good oppor-tunities relying too much on safecnu-tious play.

    Miss Ruby Roberts, the championlady professional, will tour the Do-minion shortly under, the Auspices ofMessrs. Alcock and Co., Ltd. The de-sire to see this nne cuciste is verygreat, and some thanks are due to thofirm which with commendable enter-prise hmi made tho visit of Mlhs RubyRoberts possible. It la not yet quitedecided when Mips Roberts will comeover, but immediately tho date of hercoming is known full particulars ofher tdur will be announced. MJwRoberto will only vnguge ia mntchcawith nmuteurii either m clubs or k*ad-\ng saloons, unU Uer «crvic

  • RACING FIXTURES.■ ■

    '."'*"■( «"■

    November 6, B— Auckland Racing Club.November 8, 10, 12, 15— Canterbury

    Jockey Club.November S and 10

    —Winton Jockey

    Club. .November 11,:13, 14— N.Z. "Metropoli-

    tan Trotting Club.November 19. 22

    —Otahuhu Trotting

    Club.November 26, 29— Takapuna Jockey

    Club.December 26, 21

    —Thames Jockey Cmbv,

    December 26, 29, and January 1, 2—

    Auckland Racing Club.December 27, 30, 31

    —Auckland Trot-

    ting Club.January *, 9

    —Whangarei Racing Club.

    February 6—

    To Kuitl Racrag Club.February 7— Bay of Plenty Jockey

    Club.February 11

    —Rotoroa Jockey Club.

    February 20, 21—

    South Auckland Rac-ing Club.

    February 25,. 2$—

    Auckland* TrottingClub.

    March 7, 9—

    Te Aroha Jockey Club.

    WINNING JOCKEYS.

    OnThb Plat.R. Berry 12 'I.Pritobard ... 2 ,J. Conquest ... 10 J.McClusky ... 2W. 801l... ...10 F.D.Jonw ... 1P.E.Jonas ... 8 B.W.King ... JATOliyer ,fi T. Humphreys... 1J. Buchanan ... 5 0.MoArten ... 1W.Priw SJ.Board 1J.o'Bhe» ... 5 C. Mcfeaveuey... 1B.ifcColl 5 Jus.Pine 1W. Rjan... ... 4 H.Tolfoitf ... 10. Monk ... ... 4 R. Trigger ... 1 .L.Wilson... ... i H.Wataon _ 1 ,0.Price 3 L. Q. King ... l ,J.Olson 3 H.Goldfinch ... 1:W. Young .:. 3 C. Stowo 1V.Leo 3 G. Rollo 1M.MoDonald... 3 W. Kirk l,C. Brown 3 1-YGoddard ... 1B.Deeley 8 H. Lorigan ... 1A.Rood ... ... 8 J. Worm 1H.Young 2

    OVJBB HUUDLBB.L.TraiU .7 A. Gordon 1J..O'C«nn«U ... 4 J. Deoroy 1T.Humpkrayi... 4 11. Thompson... 1A.Julian ... a G. A. Pine ... 1J.AuUcrtou ... a R, Thompson... 1F.Douglas ... '2 P. Tutchou ... 1T.Jojiw 2 W. Young 1G.Loo \.. ... 1 K.CojeKt^ko ... 1A.Downey ... 1 H.Copostake ... 1

    Turf Tattle.V BY

    "SPBASMLNT."— '.—

    ANSWER TO CORRESPONDENT.""Subscriber" '(Mole»worth).— No."Punter" (Tokomare).— Mira. was

    scratched for the New Zealand Cupat 2 pan. on Tuesday, 28th inst.

    "Magpie Ted" (Greyraoutli).— Yourletter arrived too late for-lastissue, and publication now woulddo no good. ■

    BOTCHED.

    Handicapper Pollock does someextraordinary things, but surely thelimit was reached -when he put 7.10on Tree Lucerne m the Pearce Han-dicap at TrenCham !

    '"Amongst

    those underneath H. Johnston'shorse were Lady Moutoa, winner of,the. Hawke's Bay Oup, Parky OVin-ter Cup), Seatotidale (M&rton!Chip),and Ladoga, who put up the bestgallop of the day m. the openingevent of the meeting. It would takeup top much space to go into fai-ther detaiils m th« comparison ofTree Lucerne's weight with the oth»rhorses m the race, but the aboveshould be quite sufficient to ilhis-t*ate another of the many botchesmade by tins handicapper. Comparethe treatment of Ladoga, who isowned by "P. Soames,".a Govern-ment politician, who is apparentlyashamed of his connection with ihoturf, with. that of Tree Lucerne,which is owned by a battler. IfPollock can show his justification forthis handicapping, he is at liberty todo so per medium of our columns., "

    NEWS AND NOTES.

    Melbourne Cup on Tuesday.New Zealand Cup on Saturday.

    ■■, Auckland Guineas on Wednesday.The V.R.C. meeting, opens to-day..City Handicap at Elierslie on Wed-

    nesday. .Melbourne Stakes, one and1 a-quar-

    ter miles, at Flemington to-day.The Aucklandhorseman, J. O'Sheo,

    'was fined £20 for careless riding mthe Wellesley-Stakes..After the Gisborne meeting, J,

    Conquest hurried across to Waverley, .wfrerehe rode two winners.

    '

    Aurifer and Anna Caxloyna, win-ner and runner-up m the CaulfieldCup, started equal favorites.

    Merry Roe put up now figures forthe Champion Plate. Her time forthe ten furlongs was 3.8 4-5.

    Kow, 7.12, has got none the worstof tbe weights m the Slrorta Handi?cap !at Ellerslie on Wednesday.

    The Southland Racing Club is giv-ing £3000 m stakes for its Summer!meeting on January 2 and 8. V- ..

    Some time back Merry Guy wasoffered for £80 to a West Coastbuyer, but the latter would not takehim., ,■"■ . >

    As was anticipated m thesecolumns. Flora McDonald.was equalto winning tho big race' at Gore onMonday. . ' -

    Ermengardo got a very bad bumpm the Nai Nai Handicap onMonday,and this completelyspoilt any chanceshe had.

    Mr. W. B. Bidwill's mare,. Step-feldt, and her daughter, Stepka,both had representatives racing atTwmtham,

    Autuunnus was the only horse mthe Champion Plate field that ever \looked to have a chance of runningdown Merry Hoe.

    Tho Marlborpugh Racing Club hasreceived good nominations for itsSpring moeting, to be held on the'20th and aiHt inst.

    Bertrada was expected to shapewell m her Trentham races, but abad position at the barrior spoiltany chance she had.

    There were too many runners msprint events"at Trentham, and half [of them had no chance of ohowing totho best advantage.

    Racing was carried outunder mostpleasant weather conditions at'Trentham, on Monday,.and a very \large crowd was present to witnessthe racing, , ; ... > ',

    Soltnno made a verypoor showing,m the. Champion Plate. After beingm behind;Merry Roe for a mile, the!colt then cracked up badly, and waslast to iinish.

    When Day Fly. fell m the Scurry atTrepthain, W. Uyan was badly bruis-ied, and was* unable to.ride on Mon-day. J. Jhicluumn filled his placo onthe Karamu horses.

    Some of the members of the Wel-lington Racing Club appear to thinkthat it would be desirable to haveanother handienppor for thoir rncomeetings, arid the question will pro-bably be considered by the coniiuit-toe. '. ' "-"-. j

    Charmillu, a half-sister to Armlet. Ihud a very comfortable win m the jJuvenile Handicap. Sho may havo \been a trifle lucky, for it looked as 1if hud Balbou not caught tho tapes;ho would have been very hard to!beivt,"

    The fiUJt pace wL iv tho first purl jof iho Pcftrc«» Handicap groatly boU»- iered (ibmflnnan, and ho was being|hard tidden ut the end of a furlong. \He had no chance at auy part, and iwax not m tho fust doxon at tholininh.

    Midnight Sun will have been, onthe. boat nine days by the tirno ho.lands at iho Bluff. ThlH will not!aftflitft last year's Now Zealand Cupwinnor towards anolhur victory, for \ho Ih a very good doer, and has pro-bably become very grosn on the tripover.

    Considering it wuh Ihh iiiHt race ofof the season. AuttunnuK strip|>odvery well m the ('tmmpion I'laU*,and ran a hU'rtltig r«c*» linMonday, andthis did not assist his chances.Ilymettius came frbmJ a long way

    back m the Wellesioy Stakes, and hepromises to turn out above the or-dinary. t

    ' .-'■'"■' r ~ 4; ,Tor the first time for many years,

    the Chokebore stable did nc*t have arepresentative m tho

    'WellesloyStakes. %

    Anguish does not seom to bo muchgood. Ho has been racing all rouridthe country, but, so far, has notrnn into'a place.

    Jockeys Oliver, Buchanan, Deeley,and P/ico will bo riding at Elierslieon Wednesday, and then return tothe liiccarton meeting.

    Tho connections of Passadena werothrowing m for a good win over theWellington Handicap, but Lord Re-nown cut them out of it.

    Mdgown was a triple winner atGisborue. The MultiUd gelding liasimproved a lot since the Napiermeeting, and ho carried 8.13 m hislast win.

    Prior to winning the Shorts Han-dicap at Trontham, Merry Roe wasbacked m doubles withLa ReUia iowin the Stewards'.Handicap at Rlc-carton.

    Sea Prlnco always runs better atFleroington than he does at Caul-flold, and many are eocpocting him toshow up m tho Melbourne Cnp onTuesday.

    Invicta was a great Up for thoWilson Stakos at WaycrJoy, but,while at tho barrier, be was kiokodby Patroness, and had on© of hislegs broken.

    Kingswoy failed very badly In hisraces'at Trentham. Cm the firrt dayhe fairly walked over tho last mile,and on Monday be toppled ovw.whenm tho lead,

    CnstoJia failed badly m tho Wel-leflley Stakes, and was m tbo rearItho whole way. On her form, tho

    Auckland twp-year-aUIH are not ofmuch nccount.

    Royal Marino, who has not donemuch good since goijnjc to the WestCoast, was oqual to winning tho bighandicap »t (ireyinouth on Tuesday,from a- weak Held.

    After her good showing m thoWftinui Handicap, La Rqlna came mfor increased supj>ori for the NowZealand Cup. Her trainer declaresher to be uubeatable.

    .Several New Zealand Cup candi-dates were saddled up m the.WainuiHandicap at Trentbam, but RoyalArms and La Keinu were tho onlyones to mako a-decent showing.

    I^ist year Undo Sam ostablishwltho record of a.'M\ m winning thoCaultield Cup, which was the fwiitesttla»o rvgblercil for tho mcc, but onSaturday week, Aurifer put up 2.'M.

    Crown Pearl, f1.13, w»s omittedfrom the U»l of uewptances for thoSlewurtJs' Handicap, but the Coro-net gelding him been paid up for,and, All goim? wi»l), h« i.s n Kurstirring fimsb. Se^oy'wfa:by Khr

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    head, and Powder Fox:'4tod!\Kfew rtiiia dead heat lor second place..--^v■■*■■' ,

    Himitang^ was incßned to run^ oHat "his fences at7 Trentham, -and. to)Obvia*e his rider had to keep .'him on the inside of his field thewhole way.: ■' ,■» .■ . .> ■ . f."

    SomnifoEm-was-ridden off tfc© mark-with the stick m the,lUmutaka,Han- ""dicap, bat the. f\iUr«ister to Bon'Rove did no better than,in.iecproi ,„vious -efforts..- - " ->. > : v k.;." ,;.,i-

    Mala tried'to runjbff at t&a' first* '■.fenco m the Steeplechase swet«t f

    R,:Berty, three; W.-rßyaai^twoi J«--~~-Buchanan, two;-'H. Yoong, two; 4. :

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    O'Sheai F. Txrtciien, A. Reid.L A-OKv«r, B.Doeiey^i*.Traill,%ahd Ij,Wilson^ pno each^ . ; "-..' J

    Tho consiatent, but unlacfcy^Pav-lowaagain ffllod the berth, of^rumieis V..up at TreirtJiam on Monday, wb«nAdroit boat her b?^}'i&^i ■̂&:Trial Sts&ee. and too nix- furlongswas nm m 1.15 3-5* *

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    ■ Stttti4XKa*4Gan^J&x>d race,sin theAborts at Ifcentbam, bat, on thefeecond datjE, sbe wtcs wisigfatecL.-

    R. JvkssiXQ took Rewd Poto andiFoa TSer* hornerto Ntew Plymouth,at j&he coßChistoa of tbe Trenthamjnißetaag.-' *"- '■)''.-

    53*e« saffloing:'of Tbe Great Mogul

    JWae iiKF&e&wto by the- Wellington jstewards. b*tt -no* action .was "deemedibeceesaiy.

    '" "':, ._ .', ,-:

    Sarbonite, a ftdHarother to Sura-tuita, staMdd pay his way over hnr-

    ießos. Hfe tbßl probably be tried atihisKgaiae'Jjrter.on.j The c appggn^ce- McColl rode threeTBini^-rs at the Gore meeting. He(sconad on BJora MacDonaW twiceand Asphaea onice.

    Guiding Way, the half^jrother toHelen Portland, finished very strong-ly, fn the mdQe hack race on Monday,'xfiien he -defeated a veryaseXul field.

    "When Anridearn-won the Second

    Hnrrftes at Gtoborne he crashedtbxoßgh ©very

    "

    fence. There werexxdy'two panels left m the lasthurdle, bat the. oM -gelding tookthemout. ■; > rv ■

    FieldBattery had another winningrepresentativeat Trentham.on Mon-day, when M&coit downed a hot or-der m Pavlova m the Trial;Stakes.Tbe-bay mare was ridden by jteeley,and Just got up m time to defeatthe-favorite., Itwas a,very fastrunticce, and makes Adroit "pot to bevery usetol. '"„., ,*r

    '.;i: -. " __ . r ::- The conchiding event at WaverJey

    resulted m a great finish; Sepoywinning,by half a head from. KewandPowder Pox, who ran a deadheat. Kew's defeat was a severe

    'blow to backers, who had to acceptwhat wkm* probably the smallestprice ever p&ki on a horse m theDominion. '.:.';" / .;■f . V V-'

    '■t A returned from Randwickthinks Bmperador wfai be the hard-iest to beat m th* New ZealandCup. He argues' that he rana greatrace to a champion,(Duke Foote) mthe weight-for-age, one and .a-halfmiles, at Randwick, and m the NewZealand Cap he has 'llTb under.Jweightrior-age. ? , ,■t Several horses, have been backedior theNew

    'Zealand Cup during theijweek. "' TbVi'*poor showing of-'. Bon

    H«s "caosed the Boniform geid-ing to recede dvoto. the position Ofrfavorite,,,which is .now ,occapied .b.y}A Reina, with Etaiperador next mdemand. The southern horses, Quar-aniioe and Tannhaiusec,."are.also be-faig freely aupported.

    *;t ■,

    ;:"Say,Iwent oat! to your, race-track Monday," said a weU-inownartist at pzesent appearing at Ful-lers. **lt (is sorely some track, andyou've?, got,7a*■One bunchyof' dandyhorses.' I'was /recovering 'from tbn-silitis. That trip to Trentham* re-'coveredme good and hard. They gotallIhad, every cent; IfI'dhad topay a train fare back Icouldn'tHave done it. It seems to me thatwhen it all comes to be reckonedout there isn't any difference be-(tween horse here and any-wheire elee JH th* world. I*ve triedit m Ml cojiiltriea, and you donftlow your money anv~ quicker m ohothan another; but,you lose ft m allo, them."

    The hurdle gelding, Koran, died atWaverley last Saturday.

    Twenty-s?ven horses have acceptedfor the Melbourne Cup on Tuesday..

    Kaniki was prominent at the finish|of both the open sprint events atTrentham. If he goes on the rightway, the handsome son of Manio-poto should annex a stake at the!C.J.C. meeting.

    The owner of Glenfern missed thenominations at Riccarton. Thiswas 'bad luck, for the chestnutshowed pace enough at Trentham tosuggest that he would have been onhand m the welters at Riccarton.'Credited with havjng,done a. par-ticularly smart gallop before the

    meeting. Secret Link was made fav-orite m the Final Scurry at Tren-tham, bat, with A. Oliver m thesaddle, she had to be content withthird place behind Merry Guy andAratiatia. »

    - . ■-. ■ ■M^ny of those who supported Ban-

    diera m ,the Shorts Handicapthought they were unlucky to bebeaten by Merry Roe. The chestnuthouse certainly got a bad passageatthe half mile, but he got his posi-tion very quickly,and was m a goodenough position'tovhave won m" thestraight, but he finished like a drun-ken man, and win have to improvea heap if he is to win theStewards'HaanHcap. ...

    Northern Notes.(By "Wafmangu.")

    Diavolo and Sir Moseley, who areengaged iv the City- Handicap andGreat NorthernGuineas respectively,arrived from the south on Saturday.Both horses have,dope a lot of rac-ing and are well seasoned. SirMoseley is said to be good, and goodjudges expec£ him to keep the bestof them moving m the Guineas.

    Montiform did hot return fromPoverty Bay, and .was 'left behind,mW. Porter's stables. The ,big.geld-ing was not of much account, and itwas apparently a flash m the panwhen he beat Heatherbrae at El-lerslie.

    Jollie Fillo looks very fresh, and[the useful daughter of Soult will beamongst the well backed startersnext month.

    A'ddnought,' who won the HackSteeplechase on the first day atTrentham, is engaged at Ellerslie,and cis expected to fulfil his engage-ments.

    There was little to choose betweenMotorman and Soultikoff m a gal-lop over six furlongs on the grass.Motorman can gallop fairly fast, andmay. pick up * a small stake beforelong.

    King Chiara; who, figures m theHobsori Handicap with ,8.0, carried8.11 to victory m the Maiden atWaverley on Monday.

    Merrie Lad was brought up toAuckland on Saturday to fulfil en-gagements m hurdle events.

    With 7.12, Bluestone appears to benicely treatod m the Flying Handi-cap, and werehe to hit his best formhe would prove a very stiff proposi-tion for the best of them to copewith.. Golden Grain, a big chestnut m

    Rae's stables, has been thrown outof work, and will be treated to alengthy spell.

    Of .the hurdlers working, nothinglooks better than Watchchain, andas he is also galloping freely, J.

    "Williamson has good reasons to ex-pect a stake to come his way.

    B. Deeley will ride Royal Irish mthe City Handicap. The little horsehas run some good- races in' opencompany, but there seems to be adoubt about his ability to get tothe end of a mile and a-fluarter withourbest.

    With Castalia out of the way,Avondale form points to Delenda*be-ing a tough proposition at Ellerslie,butIam afraid that one or two ofher opponents will turn the tablesnext time. out. '

    Although Goldsize will not bethoroughly wound up, he is puttinga lot of dash into his work. Lastweek, Chaafe stepped him out . overs£ven furlongs on the grass, and thelittle,chestnut reached the post m1.32 2-5.

    Antiphone appears to be gallopingm his beat style, and m a sprintover six furlongs with Tangiwaithere was little to choose betweenthem. ;

    Christmas Rose can gallop fairlyI fast, and she should be worth not-Iing when she meets moderate oppo-sition. She is a half-sister to SantaRosa and is m George Absolum'sstables.

    Maxwell and Waimangu were com-panionsone morning last week over-a circuit on the grass. The pacewason the whole way, ami the pair ranIhome locked together m 1.52. Onthe same morning Colonel Soulttook a second longer over the sameroute.

    Spalfish shows plenty of dash opthe track, and it would take apretty good maiden to beat him mthe:early mornings. However, m arace he is almost useless, and isnever sighted. Perhaps a goodhorseman would make a big differ-ence.

    Pip is again located at .Bilerslie,and getting through serviceaftfework. The littleMerrie England gel-ding has won a number of races,thanks to the poor lot of hurdlersat present m Auckland.

    Lady Penury,a chestnut youngsterat Ellerslie, has yet to start m arace, but, taking a line through hertrack-efforts, she promises to turnout useful. One morning last weekshe ranhalf a mile m 50 4-5.F.Loomb stepped Lady Alicia out

    over half a mile, the daughter ofObligado running home m 50. How*fever, the track is exceptionally fast,and she does net strike one as a jwinner at' Ellerslie. !

    Both J. Bonquest and C. Brownwereriding well at PovertyBay, andthey were at the head of the win-ning horsemen.

    Maxwellwas wearing a bandage onSaturday morning, /and is evidentlycausing his trainer some anxiety. Hois galloping well, and providing hesees,the post, will bo hard to dis-pose of m the City Handicap.

    Tact had no trouble to defeatPrince Soult ov«r five furlongs onemorning lost week, andthe daughterof Obligado was going very freely atthe end. On the first day or theNovember meeting m 1911she won adoable, ami she will be hard to beatagain this time.

    That fine sprinter, Toreador, ap-pears to be affected m the wind.This is a piece of bad luck for hisowner, Mr. L. Harris, as the son ofSpalpeen would assuredly have wonsome good races.

    Auckland punters had the luckout with themonMonday when theywent solidly for Bleriot In theChampion Plate, which went toMerry Roe, also belonging to Mr. F.Hall.In winning both the Shorts Han-

    dicap and Champion Plate at Tren-tharo, the Auckland filly, MerryRoe,was responsible for two very ftnoperformances, und her running makesPrince Morriwee, who defeatedher mthe Avondafo Cup, out to be agoodone. Either, that, or Merry Hoe wasunlucky to lose the race mentioned.

    Goldfindcr broke down at Gisborneand consequently he can be left oatof the City Handicap.

    Though Colonel Soult let hlfl sup-porters down at Avondale, it wotUdbe as well not to overlook him mapproaching events. On Saturdaymorning he finished just m front ofWolmanfru over a circuit on theBaud.

    Waiorowa is a much better marethan when shi> raced at Avondale,but flho will want to be at her bestto win the Shorts Handicap with0.3. In tho IPlying she should beable to run soven furlongs with 8.4.

    TROTTINGH.(By "Fritz.'*)

    # V

    The Oamaru Trottini? Club held Itsnice mooting on Monday. October 27(Labor Day).

    The attendance was the largest everneon »n Oainaru at any kind of racemeeting. ,

    t

    ' .Over £9000 wont through" the total-

    isator, ana quite £2000 'was shut outowing to inHufllcient ticket windows.

    The meeting produced (wo promls-ln« horses In Hemol; and Black Salln.

    In the Trial Handicap. 1% miles,llcmct and Qulnaldlno ran togetherIn front tho whole journey, the formerdrawing out at the finish and winningby a lentfh. Time. 3.52.

    They were a very poor lot In thePukfiurt Handicap v>earance.(five tho money to N«wto.n. Thoynil Haiti, 'Certainly not.' i uskedthorn what thoy h«ul to do with it,as it woh ull my monoy. A thoughtHtruck me. 1 wild to mil, "Tlvronro four of tih her*.?: you each standa pony.' ami to tho suiuo theyaffront. ImU\, 'Timt m all 1 wantto know about th« fight.' and 1 l VUh-Uh' |iu*h ho.hind him. Foloy, on tho othor hand.wnK tttkftn m tin opposite illrottion.to Georgft TlUJ's jU«»te.v lti La IV-rout?*?, Thut niishi. I j»*o« 'hf niwnfl Foloy tnMolbourno to fight Hifkon: «*" want

    £500,' I-said, 'put me down thesame as the rest.' Foley startedfor Melbourne, and stayed at Maceand Jack Thompson's, a brother ofJoe. On the following Saturday,Foley and Newton had a go, andwhen Foley went m to fight him,they rushed the ring.

    "Next morning Mick Nathan cameinto Foley's room. He could hardlysee. Nathan came into the roomand said, 'You're a nice man forHarry Roberts to send down here.Icould beat you myself.' With thatFoley got up, and when Mace andThompson Baw him they wanted toknow what was the matter. He toldthem he was going to put the

    GLOVES ON V?ITH NATHAN.They tried to persuade him, not to,but he would. When they got mfront of each other, Nathan ducked

    land put his head between Foley's|legs and threw him on his face mithe sawdust. When he got up!again ho began to see red. He made:a hit at Nathan, but instead of|catching himfair, he cut his ear like[a knife. That was the end of Na-than. Next excitement was thatFoley was to fight Abe Hicken for

    ! £500 aside. They fought on the|Murray. Jack Thompson and Mace

    were behind Foley. The first roundlasted two minutes. Mace had seenHicken fight m England, and did notwant Foley to go m and fight mearnest until the seventh round,iwhen J'^oley knocked Hicken to

    "pieces. All Hicken's friends le,ft him,Iand Foley, Mace and Thompson got!■him off his chair and looked afterjhim.V ■■'-*

    "I got a wiro before nine o'clockj on the morning of the fight, savingFoley had won. When he came back

    !to Sydney wo gave him 1000 sov-j ereigns, m a basin, on the stage of■ the Victoria Theatre. That wasi my last dealings with Foley."!"■ The details, the flesh and blood,Ithe meat of the story of that menviorable battle for tho championship

    of Australia (neither man went over11.0, and Foley, Ithink, was then10.10, though ho had fought m theearlier seventies at 10.