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Page 2- THE BATTALION -THURSDAY, JANUARY 23, 1941 The Battalion STUDENT TRI-WEEKLY NEWSPAPER TEXAS A. A M. COLLEGE The Battalion, official newspaper of the Agricultural and nd published Tuesday, ' weekly from June through August. Entered as second-class matter at the Post Office at College Station, Texas, under the Aet of Congress of March 8, 1879. Subscription rate, $3 a school year. Advertising rates upon request. Represented nationally by National Advertising Service, Inc., at New York City, Chicago, Boston, Los Angelea, and San rraneiseo. Office, Room 122, Administration Building. Telephone 4-A444. Bob Nisbet...... ................................... ............................... Editor-in-Chief George Puermann ...................... ................................. Associate Editor Keith Hubbard ........................... .... ................... Advertising Manager Tommy Henderson .............................................. Circulation Manager Pete Tumlinson ............................. Staff Artist P. B. Pierce, Phil Levine ........................ .................. Proof Readers Photography Department Phil Golman ............................................................ Photographic Editor Jack Jones, T. J. Burnett, G. W. Brown, Joe Golman, John Blair ................. Assistant Photographers Sports Department Hub Johnson .............................. Sports Editor Bob Myers ........................ ............... ............... Assistant Sports Editor Jack Hollimon ......................... .......... ................... Junior Sports Editor Mike Haikin, W. F. Oxford ........... ....... .............. Sports Assistants THURSDAYS EDITORIAL STAFF George Fuormann ....................... .............. Acting Managing Editor George Woodman ......................... Assistant Advertising Manager Junior Editors Tom Gillis ..................... D. C. Thurman ..................... V. A. Yentzen Reportorial Staff Lamar Haines, John May, Z. A. McReynolds, J. D. Mehe- gan, L. B. Tennison, Mike Speer, James F. Wright.___________ Humor, A Subtle Blind FUNNY PAPERS, as some call the comic strips in a newspaper, contain more editorial matter than does the editorial page itselfand it has ten times the effect. Humor is the most subtle blind for deeper thinking that can be found. Who was it in the days of yore that had the most power to sway the rulings of the king? Was it the prime minister or the bravest knight ? Of course not. It was the court jestfer, the kings fool. What is it today that has the most influence with American thinking? It would be a close race between the funny papers, the motion pictures, and the radioall primarily created for amusement. Think of the library of slang that has flooded the country from these sources and realize the gigantic effect uppn our English language. As a specific instance, observe the lowly ham- burgerby now a legitimate word in our dictionary. What brought this lowly ham sandwich into famewhy Wimpy in the funny papers, of course. Without such a boost the hamburger might have passed into eternity unnoticed. So far not a Word has been said about these agencies eixerting the wrong kind of influence upon the American people. But dont wonder for a minute why Hitler and his stoogehave the universal hatred of all America. The U. S. has been pumped full of hatred for years until today it would be an exceptional citizen indeed that could listen to an argument on the other side with an open mind. In- deed! Even the mention of the name or a flash of his picture brings unanimous boos and hisses. Dont wonder how this mood was created among the American people. That- any danger could exist in these agencies distributing propaganda for Nazi causes is a ques- tion mark. But why couldnt they. Well, they might, but the possibility is fairly remote. It would do no harm to keep an eye on these organs. As long as the power these forces exert is realized and ac- counted for, the danger can not be very great. But do not laugh at the fellow who first picks up the funny papers. He knows, better than you with the editorial page, where to find the editorials. Something To Read BY DR. T. F. MAYO A Plain Story Simply ToldThis is the sub-title of one of the two or three most interesting books in the College Library: THE OUTLINE OF SCIENCE, by J. Arthur Thomson. If you have ever thought that scientific reading is necessarily a bore, this book ought to remove that impression. It is so planned, in the first place, that any one of its four volumes may be read by itself, each volume, furthermore, is divided into sections, each of which may be read independently of the others. In other words, you can ask for the four volumes (on a white call slip), leaf through them in the Reading Room, then check out the volume or volumes you prefer. Volume I begins appropriately with The Ro- mance of the Heavens, a lucid sketch of modern conceptions of astronomyof the universe as a whole. You read about the solar systems, the moun- tains of the moon, the birth and death of stars. Also in Volume I are sections, profusely illustrated, on evolution, the struggle for existence, the ascent of man, evolution now going on, and the dawn of mind. This excellent volume concludes with The Foundations of the Universe, all about atoms, elec- trans, and energy. Among the more interesting sections in the other volumes are Bacteria, The Making of the arth and the Story of the Rocks, The Einstein Theory, The Chemist As Creator, The Causes of Weather, The Body-Machine, and The New Psy- chology. Please dont get the idea that you have to be a scientist, even a budding scientist, to enjoy and profit from these books. As a matter of fact they are carefully devised (with lots of excellent pictures) for the man who, without any scientific training, yet wants what science has to offer by way of a general view of the world we live in. And after all, it would seem that an intelligent denizen of that world would want to know something about it, dont you think? BACKWASH By George ftiermam Our position is that the kind of man who sings while he shaves ought to whoop at the breakfast table. And the reason why the woman usually gets the last word is because she has had more exper- ience in last-wording. As the World Turns. OPEN FORUM Sugrareff While on trip up-state this past week-end, this is what I noticed. Freshmen and sophomores arrived at the places where Aggies catch their rides in Fort Worth and in Waco. Both juniors and se- niors were standing at each place. To my knowledge, however, neither freshmen nor sophomores met anyone at either town. Maybe I am just behind the times on the way underclassmen are supposed to conduct themselves in such cases. In the past it has been proper for underclassmen to meet everyone when he arrives at the thumbingpoint. Must the good traditions fall with the bad? This little incident can be remedied in short order and without the aid of college officials. It is the slack allowed by the seniors that brought this on. Lets have action! A. H. Hamner, class 41. This Collegiate World NYA students at Stout Institute, Menomonie, Wis., have installed a short wave radio station in their campus center. There are ten miles of electrical wiring in the main barracks of The Citadel, the military college of South Carolina. Though Millsaps College is suported by the Meth- odist Church, its Baptist Union, only denominational organization on the campus, has a membership of 108 out of a student body of 600. University of Cincinnatis 10,800 students include 1,022 from 44 states and the District of Columbia, 11 foreign countries, Puerto Rico, Canal Zone, and Hawaii. Fairmont State College, Fairmont, W. Va., has been broadcasting over the Fairmont radio station for nearly 12 years. Teacher education and secretarial science are the most popular courses with freshmen at Eastern New Mexico college. An intercontinental highway linking the U.S. with southernmost South America is advocated by a University of Texas engineer, who claims the U.S.- l anama leg can be built for $38,000,000. ^Associated Collegiate Press BY COUNT” V. K. SUGAREFF WHAT TRANSPIRED at the meeting of the Axis partners last Monday is still in the realm of spec- ulation. Regarless of what Hitler and Mussolini have planned for the future, it becomes increasingly evident that the Nazis new order for the world is far from realization. The Blitz- krieg which has netted the Axis partners so many victories has broken down. Hitlers large vic- tories have been bought with lar- ger responsibilities. The occupied territories are ruled by the Ges- tapo, and judging by the reports that filter through the strict cen- sorship, the Nazis are continuously pestered by the natives of these territories. Rumania, likely egged on by Russia and Turkey, is not cooperating with the Nazis. Bulgaria, encouraged probably by Rus- sia and Turkey, has promised to fight if her neu- trality is violated by any power. With the French army in northern Africa as a weapon, Petain of France dares refuse all that Hitler asks. The Albanian and African campaigns give ev- ery evidence that Italy is now (and may perman- ently remain) a liability to Hitler. So far the Greeks have defeated the Italians. Hitlers minister to Greece has assured the Greek government that Germany does not intend to attack Greece, if that assurance means anything. In north Africa the British are overcoming the Italians and they have begun an advance against them in Eritrea for the protec- tion of the Suez canal. It is rumored that the tribes- men of Ethiopia are revolting, under the leadership of Haile Selassie, the former emperor of Ethiopia. The third partner of the Axis, Jana, is in a sim- ilar predicament. The war with China has been a stalemate for several months. A complete victory over China now appears a remote possibility. Be- sides, the Dutch East Indies, Australia, New Zea- land, the Federated Malay States, Straits Settle- ments, (Singapore), and the possessions of the Unit- ed States in the Far East, have reached an agree- ment of cooperation should Japan attack any of the foreign possessions in the far east. The nature of the cooperation agreed upon has not been disclosed, but the fact that Japan has not attempted to oc- cupy any of these possessions indicates precaution on her part. Then, too, Russo-Japanese relations are uncer- tain. It is said that Russia demands a big price for joining or cooperating with the Axis powers. Russia wants the abrogation of the Portsmouth Treaty (1905), except the ceded half of Sakhalin Island. This would deprive Japan of her fishing rights off the Siberian Coast, the source of a large food supply, and cash profits. Russia wants the cancellation of the oil, coal, and other concessions to Japan in the northern portion of Sakhalin Island and the demili- tarization of that zone by Japan. Russia, also, wants demolition of all fortifications along the bor- ders of' Manchukuo and Korea (on the Siberian side) and Outer Mongolia and a formal renuncia- tion of Japans aspirations to Outer Mongolia. Sup- ported by the Axis powers, Japan is not likely to con- cede so much. But the most serious obstacle the three Axis powers will have to overcome is the United States. President Roosevelt in his stirring public addresses has left no room for doubt as to what the United States will do to preserve democratic institutions. He gives the three Axis powers plenty to think about. "Backwarii: An agitation regal ting from aome action or occurrence.Webster. Fuermann A Birds Eye View . . . For a fair discussion of a currently bad sit- uation, read A. H. Hamners letter in todays open forum column. Then watch for action throughout the corps in this connection . . . Longhorn Editor Ele Baggett, fast-recovering from a serious leg- jinjury received when he was ac- cidentally shot during the Noel holidays, will re- turn to college within the next 15 days. . .Watch for a change in tour duty regula- tions within the near future. The possible change will only effect seniors and is one more evidence of Lieut.-Col James A. Watsons efforts to lean over backwards to cooperate with the corps. It may be some time before anything officialwill be announ- ced on this, but the reason behind it seems to be Col. Watsons be- lief that something can be substi- tutedfor seniorswhich will be less trouble to them but which, at the same time, will serve as a punitive measure for excess de- merits ... If youre one of the cadets or civilians who have won- dered about the high school girl usually attired in long red stock- ingswho is frequently seen walking hour on end in this vicin- ity, shes attractive Claudia Mor- ris, almost 16 years-old, and, by her own admission, the fastest and most extensive walker in Brazos County . . . The lovely Fort Worth belle who will middle-aisle with all-conference back Marion (Duke) Pugh Feb. 7 is Helen Braselton. The pair have been sweethearts since high school days and will live in College Park ... Principal sore spot with the cadet corps where the recent gubernatorial inauguration was concerned was the radio announcer who stated that the Ross Volunteers was a Texas University organization. Going whole-hog-or-none, he cap- ped that by saying, And now well hear the Texas University band play - - - . So the Aggie band played the song. Best-Seller Bell Telephone crashed through with another best-seller yesterday with the publication of another of their directories. The letter Imissing in the old College Station directoryfi- nally got in the telephone listing j as C. V. Issac, vet medicine junior, | started the ball rolling in that part of the alphabet. The current edition represents an increase of two pages over the last book, and in the race between the Jonesand the Smiths, the Smiths lead two-to-one with a score of 11 to 5. These telephone books are rapid- ly becoming an American institu- tion. There are more copies of this book than any other publication, barring none. The book is rapidly replacing the Sears-Roebuck cat- alog for versitality. It can be used for a seat raiser (in any of the principal cities where the book is a couple of inches thick), paper- weight, space filler, doodling and social purposesfriendly and otherwise. Not only that, but in most cities the books contain, in addition to telephone numbers, maps of the localities, postal information, civic facts, suggested ways to paint barns, health rules and generally serve as a sort of citified Ency- clopaedia Britannica. Best of alltheyre free! An APaper An Aggie junior recently turned in a required theme to his English professor. No ordinary theme, it was one which had been handed down from class to class in his military organization. Imagine his surprise, therefore, at receiving an Agrade on the masterpiece and an attached note from the prof which read: A few years back this was a Cpaper. Like old wine, however, its im- proving with age. But, by God, if this paper shows up in my class again itll get an F!Who is Yehudi? The question which has tried to be answered for so long has been given another definition in La Gaviota of the Corpus Christi High School. Ye- hudi is the man who makes the rim for the rimless glasses with the invisible lenses for the man who wasnt there to read between the lines of the unwritten law. Moviegoers who like brawls and beer (on the screen) will find SEVEN SINNERShard to beat. The show takes place in the honky- tonks of the East Indies and none of the boys back down when a fight is in the air. Twice there are good mob fights which leave only one man standing and able to nav- igate under his own power. The brawls are only a sideshow to the main run of events. Languor- ous Marlene Dietrich has the part of a song and dance cutie who has been thrown out of the best night spots in the islands. She has a peculiar fascination for the men in these joints, especially naval of- ficers, which means especially John Wayne. His husky build looks good in a navy uniform, but Diet- rich holds the film spotlight throughout the show so he doesnt do much. She just gives everybody the run around but at a pretty wicked pace. There is a catchy little tune about the navy in this show that will probably run through your mind for quite some time after seeing it. There is a good support- ing cast and it is pretty good even if Marlene does occupy most of the film footage. To be what we are, and to be- come what we are capable of be- coming, is the only end on life. Science is resourceful; it could not pry open Pullman windows, so it air-conditioned the train. You cannot prevent the birds sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. Uncle Sam uses the Schneider test and Index as a means of test- ing the physical fitness of pros- pective aviators. Semi-Annual Clearance Sale Closes Saturday Night TWO MORE DAYS TO SAVE ON Hart, Schaffner & Marx SUITS and TOPCOATS Glover LEATHER COATS Glover WOOL COATS DRESS SHIRTS PAJAMAS GLOVES SWEATERS Florsheim Shoes Special Close-out Lot $10 & $8.95 Oxfords SALE $5.85 Close-out on Special Lot of Freeman Oxfords $5.00 and $3.95 SALE $2.65 Bullock & Akin ... and a simple solution When the Bell System was still very young, a prob- lem arose: How to assureat lowest cost—a depend- able supply of telephone apparatus of high quality and uniform standard? As the System grew and the telephone network became more complex, this problem of supply grew more difficult. But it was solved this way. Western Electric was given responsibility for manu- facturing, purchasing and distributing the equipment needed by the telephone companies. The concentration of these functions has resulted in keeping quality npand costs downto the benefit of every telephone user. Western Electric . . . is hack of your Bell Telephone service '"V ■" v'. 's •• A COMPLETE LINE 5 1 * » « » 9 * $ J UNIFORMS i t BOOKS SUPPLIES NOVELTIES THE EXCHANGE STORE "An Aggie Institution'' $ > * ^

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The BattalionSTUDENT TRI-WEEKLY NEWSPAPER

TEXAS A. A M. COLLEGEThe Battalion, official newspaper of the Agricultural and

ndpublished Tuesday, 'weekly from June through August.

Entered as second-class matter at the Post Office at College Station, Texas, under the Aet of Congress of March 8, 1879.

Subscription rate, $3 a school year. Advertising rates upon request.

Represented nationally by National Advertising Service, Inc., at New York City, Chicago, Boston, Los Angelea, and San rraneiseo.

Office, Room 122, Administration Building. Telephone 4-A444.

Bob Nisbet...... .................................................................. Editor-in-ChiefGeorge Puermann ...................... ................................. Associate EditorKeith Hubbard ........................... ....................... Advertising ManagerTommy Henderson .............................................. Circulation ManagerPete Tumlinson ............................. Staff ArtistP. B. Pierce, Phil Levine ........................ .................. Proof Readers

Photography DepartmentPhil Golman ............................................................ Photographic EditorJack Jones, T. J. Burnett, G. W. Brown,

Joe Golman, John Blair ................. Assistant PhotographersSports Department

Hub Johnson .............................. Sports EditorBob Myers ........................ ............... ............... Assistant Sports EditorJack Hollimon ......................... .......... ................... Junior Sports EditorMike Haikin, W. F. Oxford ........... ....... .............. Sports Assistants

THURSDAY’S EDITORIAL STAFFGeorge Fuormann ....................... .............. Acting Managing EditorGeorge Woodman ......................... Assistant Advertising Manager

Junior EditorsTom Gillis ..................... D. C. Thurman ..................... V. A. Yentzen

Reportorial StaffLamar Haines, John May, Z. A. McReynolds, J. D. Mehe-

gan, L. B. Tennison, Mike Speer, James F. Wright.___________

Humor, A Subtle BlindFUNNY PAPERS, as some call the comic strips in a newspaper, contain more editorial matter than does the editorial page itself—and it has ten times the effect.

Humor is the most subtle blind for deeper thinking that can be found. Who was it in the days of yore that had the most power to sway the rulings of the king? Was it the prime minister or the bravest knight ? Of course not. It was the court jestfer, the king’s fool.

What is it today that has the most influence with American thinking? It would be a close race between the funny papers, the motion pictures, and the radio—all primarily created for amusement.

Think of the library of slang that has flooded the country from these sources and realize the gigantic effect uppn our English language.

As a specific instance, observe the lowly ham­burger—by now a legitimate word in our dictionary. What brought this lowly ham sandwich into fame— why Wimpy in the funny papers, of course. Without such a boost the hamburger might have passed into eternity unnoticed.

So far not a Word has been said about these agencies eixerting the wrong kind of influence upon the American people. But don’t wonder for a minute why Hitler and his “stooge” have the universal hatred of all America. The U. S. has been pumped full of hatred for years until today it would be an exceptional citizen indeed that could listen to an argument on the other side with an open mind. In­deed! Even the mention of the name or a flash of his picture brings unanimous boos and hisses. Don’t wonder how this mood was created among the American people.

That- any danger could exist in these agencies distributing propaganda for Nazi causes is a ques­tion mark. But why couldn’t they. Well, they might, but the possibility is fairly remote. It would do no harm to keep an eye on these organs. As long as the power these forces exert is realized and ac­counted for, the danger can not be very great.

But do not laugh at the fellow who first picks up the funny papers. He knows, better than you with the editorial page, where to find the editorials.

Something To ReadBY DR. T. F. MAYO

“A Plain Story Simply Told”This is the sub-title of one of the two or three

most interesting books in the College Library: THE OUTLINE OF SCIENCE, by J. Arthur Thomson. If you have ever thought that scientific reading is necessarily a bore, this book ought to remove that impression. It is so planned, in the first place, that any one of its four volumes may be read by itself, each volume, furthermore, is divided into sections, each of which may be read independently of the others. In other words, you can ask for the four volumes (on a white call slip), leaf through them in the Reading Room, then check out the volume or volumes you prefer.

Volume I begins appropriately with The Ro­mance of the Heavens, a lucid sketch of modern conceptions of astronomy—of the universe as a whole. You read about the solar systems, the moun­tains of the moon, the birth and death of stars. Also in Volume I are sections, profusely illustrated, on evolution, the struggle for existence, the ascent of man, evolution now going on, and “the dawn of mind”. This excellent volume concludes with The Foundations of the Universe, all about atoms, elec- trans, and energy.

Among the more interesting sections in the other volumes are Bacteria, The Making of the arth and the Story of the Rocks, The Einstein Theory, The Chemist As Creator, The Causes of Weather, The Body-Machine, and The New Psy­chology.

Please don’t get the idea that you have to be a scientist, even a budding scientist, to enjoy and profit from these books. As a matter of fact they are carefully devised (with lots of excellent pictures) for the man who, without any scientific training, yet wants what science has to offer by way of a general view of the world we live in.

And after all, it would seem that an intelligent denizen of that world would want to know something about it, don’t you think?

BACKWASH ByGeorge ftiermam

Our position is that the kind of man who sings while he shaves ought to whoop at the breakfast table.

And the reason why the woman usually gets the last word is because she has had more exper­ience in last-wording.

As the World Turns.

OPEN FORUM Sugrareff

While on trip up-state this past week-end, this is what I noticed. Freshmen and sophomores arrived at the places where Aggies catch their rides in Fort Worth and in Waco. Both juniors and se­niors were standing at each place. To my knowledge, however, neither freshmen nor sophomores met anyone at either town.

Maybe I am just behind the times on the way underclassmen are supposed to conduct themselves in such cases. In the past it has been proper for underclassmen to meet everyone when he arrives at the “thumbing” point.

“Must the good traditions fall with the bad? This little incident can be remedied in short order and without the aid of college officials. It is the slack allowed by the seniors that brought this on.

Let’s have action!A. H. Hamner, class ’41.

This Collegiate World

NYA students at Stout Institute, Menomonie, Wis., have installed a short wave radio station in their campus center.

There are ten miles of electrical wiring in the main barracks of The Citadel, the military college of South Carolina.

Though Millsaps College is suported by the Meth­odist Church, its Baptist Union, only denominational organization on the campus, has a membership of 108 out of a student body of 600.

University of Cincinnati’s 10,800 students include ‘1,022 from 44 states and the District of Columbia, 11 foreign countries, Puerto Rico, Canal Zone, and Hawaii.

Fairmont State College, Fairmont, W. Va., has been broadcasting over the Fairmont radio station for nearly 12 years.

Teacher education and secretarial science are the most popular courses with freshmen at Eastern New Mexico college.

An intercontinental highway linking the U.S. with southernmost South America is advocated by a University of Texas engineer, who claims the U.S.- l anama leg can be built for $38,000,000.

—^Associated Collegiate Press

BY “COUNT” V. K. SUGAREFF WHAT TRANSPIRED at the meeting of the Axis partners last Monday is still in the realm of spec­ulation. Regarless of what Hitler and Mussolini have planned for the future, it becomes increasingly evident that the Nazi’s new order for the world

is far from realization. The Blitz­krieg which has netted the Axis partners so many victories has broken down. Hitler’s large vic­tories have been bought with lar­ger responsibilities. The occupied territories are ruled by the Ges­tapo, and judging by the reports that filter through the strict cen­sorship, the Nazis are continuously pestered by the natives of these territories. Rumania, likely egged

on by Russia and Turkey, is not cooperating with the Nazis. Bulgaria, encouraged probably by Rus­sia and Turkey, has promised to fight if her neu­trality is violated by any power. With the French army in northern Africa as a weapon, Petain of France dares refuse all that Hitler asks.

The Albanian and African campaigns give ev­ery evidence that Italy is now (and may perman­ently remain) a liability to Hitler. So far the Greeks have defeated the Italians. Hitler’s minister to Greece has assured the Greek government that Germany does not intend to attack Greece, if that assurance means anything. In north Africa the British are overcoming the Italians and they have begun an advance against them in Eritrea for the protec­tion of the Suez canal. It is rumored that the tribes­men of Ethiopia are revolting, under the leadership of Haile Selassie, the former emperor of Ethiopia.

The third partner of the Axis, Jana, is in a sim­ilar predicament. The war with China has been a stalemate for several months. A complete victory over China now appears a remote possibility. Be­sides, the Dutch East Indies, Australia, New Zea­land, the Federated Malay States, Straits Settle­ments, (Singapore), and the possessions of the Unit­ed States in the Far East, have reached an agree­ment of cooperation should Japan attack any of the foreign possessions in the far east. The nature of the cooperation agreed upon has not been disclosed, but the fact that Japan has not attempted to oc­cupy any of these possessions indicates precaution on her part.

Then, too, Russo-Japanese relations are uncer­tain. It is said that Russia demands a big price for joining or cooperating with the Axis powers. Russia wants the abrogation of the Portsmouth Treaty (1905), except the ceded half of Sakhalin Island. This would deprive Japan of her fishing rights off the Siberian Coast, the source of a large food supply, and cash profits. Russia wants the cancellation of the oil, coal, and other concessions to Japan in the northern portion of Sakhalin Island and the demili­tarization of that zone by Japan. Russia, also, wants demolition of all fortifications along the bor­ders of' Manchukuo and Korea (on the Siberian side) and Outer Mongolia and a formal renuncia­tion of Japan’s aspirations to Outer Mongolia. Sup­ported by the Axis powers, Japan is not likely to con­cede so much.

But the most serious obstacle the three Axis powers will have to overcome is the United States. President Roosevelt in his stirring public addresses has left no room for doubt as to what the United States will do to preserve democratic institutions. He gives the three Axis powers plenty to think about.

"Backwarii: An agitation regal ting from aome action or occurrence.”—Webster.

Fuermann

A Bird’s Eye View . . . For a fair discussion of a currently bad sit­uation, read A. H. Hamner’s letter in today’s open forum column. Then watch for action throughout the corps in this connection . . . Longhorn Editor Ele Baggett, fast-recovering from a serious leg-

jinjury received when he was ac­cidentally shot during the Noel holidays, will re­turn to college within the next 15 days. . .Watch for a change in tour duty regula­tions within the near future. The possible change

will only effect seniors and is one more evidence of Lieut.-Col James A. Watson’s efforts to lean over backwards to cooperate with the corps. It may be some time before anything “official’ will be announ­ced on this, but the reason behind it seems to be Col. Watson’s be­lief that something can be substi­tuted—for seniors—which will be less trouble to them but which, at the same time, will serve as a punitive measure for excess de­merits ... If you’re one of the cadets or civilians who have won­dered about the high school girl —usually attired in long red stock­ings—who is frequently seen walking hour on end in this vicin­ity, she’s attractive Claudia Mor­ris, “almost 16 years-old”, and, by her own admission, the fastest and most extensive walker in Brazos County . . . The lovely Fort Worth belle who will middle-aisle with all-conference back Marion (Duke) Pugh Feb. 7 is Helen Braselton. The pair have been sweethearts since high school days and will live in College Park ... Principal sore spot with the cadet corps where the recent gubernatorial inauguration was concerned was the radio announcer who stated that the Ross Volunteers was a Texas University organization. Going whole-hog-or-none, he cap­ped that by saying, “And now we’ll hear the Texas University band play - - - ”. So the Aggie band played the song.

• • •Best-Seller

Bell Telephone crashed through with another best-seller yesterday with the publication of another of their directories.

The letter “I”—missing in the old College Station directory—fi­nally got in the telephone listing j as C. V. Issac, vet medicine junior, | started the ball rolling in that part of the alphabet.

The current edition represents an increase of two pages over the last book, and in the race between the Jones’ and the Smiths, the Smiths lead two-to-one with a score of 11 to 5.

These telephone books are rapid­ly becoming an American institu­tion. There are more copies of this book than any other publication, barring none. The book is rapidly replacing the Sears-Roebuck cat­alog for versitality. It can be used for a seat raiser (in any of the principal cities where the book is a couple of inches thick), paper­weight, space filler, doodling and social purposes—friendly and otherwise.

Not only that, but in most cities the books contain, in addition to telephone numbers, maps of the

localities, postal information, civic facts, suggested ways to paint barns, health rules and generally serve as a sort of citified Ency­clopaedia Britannica.

Best of all—they’re free!• • •

An ‘A’ PaperAn Aggie junior recently turned

in a required theme to his English professor. No ordinary theme, it was one which had been handed down from class to class in his military organization.

Imagine his surprise, therefore, at receiving an ‘A’ grade on the masterpiece and an attached note from the prof which read: “A few years back this was a ‘C’ paper. Like old wine, however, it’s im­proving with age. But, by God, if this paper shows up in my class again it’ll get an ‘F’!”

Who is Yehudi? The question which has tried to be answered for so long has been given another definition in La Gaviota of the Corpus Christi High School. Ye­hudi is the man who makes the rim for the rimless glasses with the invisible lenses for the man who wasn’t there to read between the lines of the unwritten law.

Moviegoers who like brawls and beer (on the screen) will find “SEVEN SINNERS” hard to beat. The show takes place in the honky- tonks of the East Indies and none of the boys back down when a fight is in the air. Twice there are good mob fights which leave only one man standing and able to nav­igate under his own power.

The brawls are only a sideshow to the main run of events. Languor­ous Marlene Dietrich has the part of a song and dance cutie who has been thrown out of the best night spots in the islands. She has a peculiar fascination for the men in these joints, especially naval of­ficers, which means especially John Wayne. His husky build looks good in a navy uniform, but Diet- rich holds the film spotlight throughout the show so he doesn’t

do much. She just gives everybody the run around but at a pretty wicked pace.

There is a catchy little tune about the navy in this show that will probably run through your mind for quite some time after seeing it. There is a good support­ing cast and it is pretty good even if Marlene does occupy most of the film footage.

To be what we are, and to be­come what we are capable of be­coming, is the only end on life.

Science is resourceful; it could not pry open Pullman windows, so it air-conditioned the train.

You cannot prevent the bird’s sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair.

Uncle Sam uses the Schneider test and Index as a means of test­ing the physical fitness of pros­pective aviators.

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... and a simple solutionWhen the Bell System was still very young, a prob­lem arose: How to assure—at lowest cost—a depend­able supply of telephone apparatus of high quality and uniform standard?

As the System grew and the telephone network became more complex, this problem of supply grew more difficult. But it was solved this way.

Western Electric was given responsibility for manu­facturing, purchasing and distributing the equipment needed by the telephone companies. The concentration of these functions has resulted in keeping quality npand costs down—to the benefit of every telephone user.

Western Electric. . . is hack of your Bell Telephone service

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