LimmericksCreated by TA5 students

There once was a boy called Jayden

That had a friend called Brayden

He liked to do sports

But was covered warts

So he rubbed them all over Aiden.

There once was a boy named Shane

Who always got the blame

He went to school

And bombed in the pool

Then got sent off to Spain!

There once was a singer called Stan

Who lived in a rugged van

He ate some cheese

Which made him sneeze

Then he covered it all in jam.

There once was an old man

Who lived in a rusty van

He loved to eat meat

And had stinky feet

That ran all over Japan!

There once was a boy who fell on the floor

Before he smashed into the door

He got really hurt

So ate some dessert

Then asked his mother for more!

There once was an excited man

He lived in a rugged van

He popped his tyre

While cooking Stephane Myer

In his black old rusty pan!

There once was a girl named Happy

Who always had to change her nappy

She did a big fart

That shot like a dart

That hit a boy called Chappy!

There once was a girl named Sam

Who had a steel frying pan

She has two boys

Who like their toys

But she sent them all to Japan!

There once was a girl named Lisa

Who had a friend named Keesha

She love to read books

And bait up the hooks

To give to fisherman Tisha!

There once was a person’s hand

It got stuck inside a van

It couldn’t get out

So it started to shout

Calling out to its Nan!

There once was an old zoo keeper

Who also was a moon creeper

He blew up the moon

With an old wooden spoon

And went to the cocoon peaker!

There once was a great lion

Whose name was Zippy Zion

He cracked me up

On top of Mt Cup

Then shot off my head flyin’

There once was a plane that could fly

It could fly into the blue sky

Then it went pop

And came to a stop

And the passengers all did die!

There once was a silly man

Who lived in a really long dam

He cooked in his van

On his great pan

Then all exploded to Japan!

There once was a computer nerd

Who couldn’t find the right word

So he left it cleared

For he was to scared

Of the evil computer bird!

There once was a girly named Grace

Who always wanted a case

She had a big fall

When she grew really tall

And fell flat onto her face!

There once was an old man

Who lived in a rusty van

He didn’t have a phone

So he always moaned

About his crazy fan!

There once was a girl named Gladly

She always made people sadly

She married a man

Who lived in Japan

But he began to act very badly!

There once was an old man

Who liked to eat raspberry jam

He got all sticky

And felt all yucky

So he went to live in a van!

There once was a boy that was scared

Thought he’d get eaten by a bear.

But he was wrong

So he sang it a song

And the bear, he shed a tear!

There once was a girl named Sue

She liked having lots of shoes

She had a great lamb

Who ate all her ham

Then poor Sue got the blues!