O'Ilr llhgnmIssued Weekly by the Student Publications Board of the University of British Columbi a

Volume VI .

VANCOUVER, B .C., FEBRUARY 14th. 1924

No. 16

PLANS BROUGHT FORWAR DATXAMPAIGN MEETIN G

FOR WORK AT THE: POINTVarious Plans Outlined for Raising Funds for Athletic Equipment .

Chairman of Various Committees Address Student s

COL. PAL!SSPEAKS O N

WORLD PEACEDiscussion of Works of

agu eIn Maintenance of Interna-

tional Problems

"The world today is in need of bot hthe support and the example of th eyounger generation to prove to theworld that the true philosophy of lifeis based on peace and not on war, "declared Rev . Col . G . O.Fallis in amuch appreciated lecture on "TheProblem of World Peace ." delivered tothe students in the Auditorium lastFriday noon . Col . Fallis appealed tothe students, as those who "had agood deal of tomorrow in their hands, "to assist in leading the thoughts o fmen towards the necessity for univer-sal cessation of strife .

The speaker, in closing, offered sev-eral suggestions whose adoptio nwould, he claimed, aid materially i nestablishing world-wide peace . Theseincluded the elimination of interna-tional hatreds by suppression of un-warranted prejudices and by forgetful-ness of past wrongs, the eradicatio nof ignorant dislikes by broader an dmore careful education on the schools ,and the setting-up of a spirit of amity

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Second DebateTo Be Held Soon

Lorne Morgan and Billy Murph yto Battle with California

The second international debate o fthe term will take place next Tues-day, February 19th. when L. T.Morgan . Arts '24, and `Vm . Murphy ,Arts '26. will uphold the affirmativ ein a debate against representativesof the University of California . Grea tinterest has been aroused on th eforthcoming contest, so that a larg eattendant/ is expected .

Lorne Morgan . the well-known de-ba-Eea & _lrts '24, will lead the U .B . C . team. Lorne is an experience dand successful debater, having twic efigured in inter-collegiate contests ,speaking at California last year andat Idaho two years ago, and bein gon the winning side in each case .

"Billy" 'Murphy, second speakerfor 'VATS, ity, is participating in an in-ternational debate for the first time ,but has an enviable record as a ninter-class debater. He is also well -known for his activities as secre-tary of the Men's Literary Society.

On Saturday afternoon, John S .Burton and L. Howard Goodwin leav efor Berkeley to defend the negativ ethere. Both are experienced debat-ers and are prepared to give Cali-fornia a close battle .

The debates will be decided by anofficial decision in both cases, but avote of the audiences will also b etaken .

Tickets are on sale at noon today .

CEH TERNAN .Geh Ternan has played his las t

game for Varsity, and as captain o f1 he rugby squad for the yast two year she has won an enviable record . Underhim the Varsity boys have capture dsix rugby cups, a record for the prov-ince. Celt scored two of the thre edrop kicks made this season in Van-couver, and that of his last game i sone of the best kicks ever made i nthe city . Besides scoring these fou rpoints last Saturday he scored Var-sity's only try after Hyslop had madethe opening . Geh expects to line u pwith the Native Sons next year .

Rugby Men AnnexTheir Sixth Cup

Tisdall Cup Carried Off In

7 Sa ur ay's Game

Geh Ternan's drop kick, Geh Ter-uan's try on Hyslop's opening, and aconvert by Val Gwytlner, gave Varsit ya 9—0 victory Saturday in the Tisdal lCup final when the Collegians met th eNative Sons and carried off the sixt hrugby cup of the season. Ternan' sdrop kick from thirty-five yards ou twas the feature play of the game. Theball was heeled from Varsity's scru minto Geh's hands, and although he wasat an impossible angle he took th echance and in spite of having the win dagainst him, he was able to drop th eball exactly between the posts .

Gordon Hyslop gave Geh a wonder-ful chance for the only try of the gam ehalf way through the second period ,when he passed to Ternan after cross-ing the line . Val had an easy shot atthe goal .

The score in no way indicates ho wthe play went, for during the wholetime the Native Sons had a large

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VARSITY DRAW SVVITH VICTORIA

IN BASKETBALL

t t all the Vancouver daily paperst solidly in support of the CAM -

I IGN.A gala night of daf cissg, vaudeville ,

scientific feature displays, side shows ,mall jongg, etc ., 'etc . ; was the visionpresented to the minds of the enthu-siastic students . ' bjt 'Sherwood Lett ,chairman of tile, Alumni Committee .Mr. Lett carefully explained the livel yand original program which the U .B. C. graduates are preparing to pu ton in the Willow Huts on March 15 .The purpose of the entertainment i sto raise money from the public forthe CAMPAIGN fund .

A nineteen-hundred dollar ban kaccount is the commendable resul tof sacrifices and savings on the par tof various student organizations t odate, according to Leonard Gaddes ,Chairman of the Contributions Corn-mittee. Mr. Gaddes mentioned a fe wof the sources from which the stud-ents hope to raise money in th enear future. These include a Row -

Saturday evening, befo re a largecrowd . Varsity drew with Victoria i nthe annual basketball raj es . The viz . . Miss Marjorie Agnew, Mr . Sher-Varsity icomen's_Senior'!a team de-~ wood Lett, Mr . Banfield, and Mr. Japfeated Victoria by a scoi'e of 11—0, Wolverton .and the men's Intermediatelost t othe visitors F 16-25 . Versify Senior 1B dg i.`eated Crescents, 2S—19, in a n

`' After Othe games, the crowd danced CANADIAN POETtill midnight. The floor was a little

TO GIVE RECITALrough, and the orchestra was some -what flat at times, but everyone hada good time .

University students should make aThe women's game was rather slow special effort to hear Bliss Carma n

and featured by hard checking on both next Wednesday in the First Congre-sides . The Victoria girls seemed lost gational •Church, . Among those wh oin the strange gymnasium, although have made a study of our national lit-they tried hard enough . Flo Musgrave erature, the consensus of opinio nat centre played a splendid game for seems to be that Bliss Carman rank sthe visitors, and Patsy Robinson was as our best Canadian poet. In his re -the outstanding player on the Varsity cital on Wednesday he will read andteam .

comment upon those poems whic hIn the Intermediate game the lighter have appealed most strongly to th e

Victoria boys, playing without their educated public . As this will be hi sregular centre, gave the Varsity team only public appearance in Vancouver ,a good lesson in combination play . students who wish to make sure o fThe Varsity men worked hard, but hearing him will do well to secur ethey did not have the snappy passing their tickets early, at Ireland & Al -of the Victoria squad . Jeff Bothwell, Ian's bookstore . For the convenienc ethe diminutive Victoria forward, was of those who cannot do this, ticket s1 the most outstanding player on the! will be on sale in the Front Hall o n

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~ Monday during the noon hour.

The CAMPAIGN is well away to agood start. At the meeting held i nthe Auditorium last Tuesday noon th estudents were informed of the pro-gress which has already been made .This consists in the formation of ca-pable committees, in the drawing u pof plans for raising money . and, mos timportant of all, in the inception of ahealthy CAMPAIGN bank account .

Mr . Kenny Carlisle, chairman of th eCAMPAIGN Committee, stated tha tthe objective of the CAMPAIGNis ten thousand dollars . a goal whic hit is hoped will be reached by March15 . The money will practically allbe spent on establishing playingfields .

Bob Hedley, chairman of the Work sCommittee, stated that the site whichhad been chosen for these fields ha sbeen abandoned, owing to the exces-sive cost of drainage : but that a mor etractable though smaller site has bee nchosen. Mr. Hedley appealed for act-ive physical support on the part o fthe students, at the same time warn- ing Club dansant, and a dance b ying them that the success of the ' the McKechnie Cup `.tram .CAMPAIGN depended on more en- A resolution to donate the balanc ethusiasm than was apparent from of the Caution Money remaining a tthe attendance at the meeting .

the end of this term to the CAM -Hugh McCallum, Ag. '24, chairman PAIGN funds will be read at Fri -

of the Publicity Committee, declared day's meeting. Every student is re-quested to be there as the adoptio nof this resolution to be effectiv eshould also be unanimous .

The personnel of the CAMPAIG NCommittee, as announced , by JackGrant at Tuesday's meeting, is a sfollows :

Kenny Carlisle, chairman ; IsobelRussel . secretary : John Oliver, treas-urer : the chairman of the sub-com-mittee : three members of the Alumni,

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High finks Resultsin the InsanityFound Below

DEAR ELSINORE-Again High Jinks has been and

gone—and such a "High Jinks" i twas too. Such costumes—suc hskits—and such fun! There wereold-fashioned women, gallant caval-iers, Hawaiians, and pretty little

j girls .Miss Frances Higginbotham, '2 4

On a rose costume—won first priz efor the best dressed lady : and Mis sPhyllis Hemsw orth—as little LordFauntleroy—for the best dressedman. Miss Mary Cole '27 as Aun tJemima was the funniest lady—andMiss Mary Dobbin '25 as "Mamma' sBoy" was the funniest man .

I told you there were skits—didn' tI? First an impromptu jazz orchestra(almost as bad as the Heinz band)gave several selections—then 2 nig-gers told stories to one another ."The Elixir of Youth"—a one ac tplay and "Riding Down from Ban-gor" were also very funny . Arts '2 5worked very hard to make the en-tertainment a success .

Then, of course, we had refresh-ments—lemonade, biscuits and bul-rushes . You know, Elsinore, I couldrave on forever, but since raving i sconsidered as a mild form of in -sanity I really must not write anymore .

Yours,Marmie .

The Women's Undergrad . Executiv ewish to thank the Hudson's Bay Co .for their kindness in lending the mthe decorations used at High Jinks .

MUSICAL SOCIET YMiss Mary Pittendrigh, President

of the University Musical Society, an-nounces a grand student recital to beheld in the Auditorium, Wednesday .Feb . 20, at 3 .15 p .m. A cordial invi-tation is extended to all students an d

friends .The Musical Society is fortunate t o

include in its membership many mu-sicians of high standing, and severa lof these will be heard to advantageon Wednesday .

The programme includes :1 . Trio—Violin, Flute and Clarinet .

Messrs . Kania, Baird .2. Piano Solo.

Gertrude Dowsley .

3. Violin Duet .Alice Wilma Metz and Lesli e

Brooks .4. Vocal Solo .

Margaret Kerr .

5. Violin Solo .Jean Tennant .

fi . Vocal Solo .Carl Barton .

T . Piano Duet .Misses Ida and Florence Kerr .

PARTS FINALL YASSIGNED FOR

L/ SPRING PLA YA complete list of the principals 1

and understudies in the Spring Pla yis now available . It is as follows : —Principal, Miss B . Somerset : under-study, Miss M . Teeple ; principal, Mis sA . Berkeley : understudy, Miss A .Pumphery : principal, Mr . P. Palmer :understudy, Mr . K. Caple ; principal ,Mr. T. Taylor ; understudy, Mr . W .Matthews : principal, Mr. A. Zoond ;understudy, Mr . C. Sing ; principal ,Mr . F . Lister ; understudy, Mr . H . War-ren . The final role, that of the hus-band, has at length been awarded toMr. Cross, with Mr. Chamberlain asunderstudy .

Under the supervision of Mr . Syd .Sommers, work was begun last Mon -day on two new sets of scenery, es-pecially constructed for "The Worldand His Wife . "

The following are the heads of th evarious committees :

Women's Costumes — Miss Jea nThomson .

Men's Costumes—Mr. "Bruddy" Let -son .

Properties—Miss Dorothy Holmes .Press—Miss Eleanor Ormond .Scenery—Mr. J . W. B. Shore .Posters—Miss Gertrude MacInnes .Mr . Percy Barr is the general busi-

ness manager. Every member of th eClub who is neither a principal nor a nunderstudy is on one or another o fthese committees .

The date of production of the pla yin Vancouver is Monday and Tuesday ,March 24 and 25. The place : the Or-pheum Theatre .

tltute Addressed - Icy\J.

Dr. PlaskettdP 'The Physics building was crowue d

to overflowing last Thursday evenin gwhen Dr_askett, head of theAstrophysical Observatory on Littl eSaanich Mountain, speaking under th eauspices of the Vancouver Institute .gave an open lecture on "The Evolu-tion of the Stars . "

Magnified photographs of nebulae .star maps, and other photographs an ddiagrams illustrated the lecture .

The primal cause, insofar as we areat present able to comprehend cause .of stellar evolution was the force o fgravitation, the scientist declared .

If matter is assumed as having bee npresent iii the universe in simpl eform when evolution commenced .then the subsequent developments inthe formation of the stars can be mor eor less conjectured from the nebula rhypothesis, the lecturer explained .

Dr. Plaskett made it understood tha the did not believe irrevocably in thi stheory, but merely, accepted it as aworking hypothesis until such' time asa better one was brought forward .

The speaker gave a short resume o fthe history of astronomical researc hin connection with this subject, an dalso discussed the various theorie scurrent among the astronomers o fto-day.

S . C . M . MEETING .On Monday noon, eb . 18, in Room

Z, Dean Coleman wil give the addres sthat was scored~e the programme o nSaturday afternoon of the conference .The subject is "Psychology and Chris-tianity ."

MATHEMATICS CLUB .The Club will meet in Mr. Robin -

son's office, Faculty Annex, at 4 p .m .Thursday (this afternoon) . Two pa-pers will be read, one by Mr . J . Brownon "Magic Squares," the other by Mr .W . Thompson on "Commercial Mathe-matics ." Anyone interested in thesesubjects is invited to be present.

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Friday, Feb . 15—Mass Meetin gAuditorium .

Saturday, Feb . 16—Basketball : Vssits A vs . Native Sons at NormGym. at 8 p .m .Soccer : Varsity vs . St . AndrewCon Jones' Park at 2 .45 .Soccer : U. B. C. vs. Central Paat Maypole, at 2 .45 .

Monday, Feb . 18—S. C. M . : "Psychogy and Christianity ." Dean C oman. Room Z, at noon .

Tuesday, Feb. 19—Letters Club : " Cver Wendell Holmes ." G. B. Rid (hough (Mr. R. L. Reid, K .C ., 1Pacific St .) .Debate : U. of California vs . U .BK. E. H . S . Auditorium, at 8 p . m

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TISDALL CUP GAME(Continued from Page 1 )

share of it . In the first half they con -

trolled the game and kept the ball i n

the scrums, but during the later stage swhen Varsity had the edge, rushes b ythe three-quarters were frequent .

A few minutes before half-tim eMathews of the Sons received a wick-ed gash over the eye and was carriedoff, not being able to play through the

rest of the game. Sparks withdrew

from the Varsity pack, so that the '

Blue and Gold men would riot benefi t

by the accident .This is Varsity's last game of the

season, and when the McKechnie me n

line up next year several of the oldstars will be missing . There is noneed to worry about Varsity takin gthe cellar position next year, however ,as there is some fine material com-ing up which Jim Scott, the coach ,will be able to whip into excellen t

teams . .

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The Vancouver Elks had more tha ntheir share of the breaks when theydefeated the fast-stepping Varsityeleven by a two to one count in aIeague fixture at the Con Jones en -closure last Saturday . Although th estudents may be criticized for lack o ffinish in front of their opponents goal ,nevertheless even the most arden tsupporter of the Brother Bills coul dnot but admit that diminutive Left yDelcourt literally had horseshoe shanging on his goal posts . The stud-ents were at all times dangerous an dscored two hardly earned goals, on eof which was disallowed, while theElks counters came from a penalt yand a fluke goal in the dyin gmoments of the game .

Varsity started out well, when afterten minutes of play Tommy Wilkin-son headed in a cross from Buclkley' sboot that had Delcort beaten to astandstill. From then on till the endof the half the collegians seemed con-tent to rest on their laurels. FinallyDeans had the misfortune to handl ein the dreaded area, and Howden gaveMosher no chance to save when hetook the resultant penalty kick.

After this reverse the student slivened up, but the forward line missedHuestis, the aggressive wing man be-ing laid up owing to injuries . In thesecond period Mosher hardly had ashot but the Elk custodian was keptbusy and made one or two marvelloussaves, and may be justly proud of hi sperformance .

With only a minute to go and thescore tied, Hazeldine tested Moshe rwith an easy shot which Heggie hel da little too long and was charged, an dbefore he could recover Cameron tap-ped the ball into the net and the Elk shad won .

Varsity Line-up — Mosher, Baker ,Crute, Buckley, Phillips . Ledingham ,Emery, Butler, Wilkinson, Lundie,Deans .

Amaz ian Hoop-Tossers Deligh tCrowds of Fan s

Besides the victory over the Vic-toria College ladies, thk Ateem de-cisively defeated the normals 31—7 .The game was a clean one to watc hand the excellent combination an dshooting by Varsity were the mai nfeatures . , v

The B Kam lost one game and wo none: - They defeated the Senior A' s12—8 in a fast game, thus gaining achance for the cup. They lost, how -ever, to the B. C. EJectrics 10—5 . bu tonly after a hard fight._

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The teams were :Senior A—"Patsy " Robinson, "Gay "

Swencisky, Doris Shorney, Isabel Rus-sell, and Isabel McKinnon .

Senior B—Winona Straight, AidaMoffat, Margaret Ryan, Catherin eReid, Margery Bell .

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Odd Point—Wilkinson Starsfor Varsity

Last Monday evening Varsity's Se-nior A squad lost to the Y. M. C. A .by '23=22, In the hardest fought andmost exciting contest of the season .Two overtime periods were played be -fore the final score was reached. TheVarsity men put up their strongest figh tof the year and deserved to win, bu tluck was against them . The game wasfeatured by close checking on bothsides . Shortly after the opening whis-tle sounded, Varsity led by 7 to 2, 1through the efforts of Tommy Wilkin-son son and Les Bickell . However duringthe latter part of the half the Y. M .drew up on their opponents, and th ehalf-time score was 11—10 in favor ofVarsity .

Near the beginning of the secon dhalf, Referee Yeo chased Ralston t othe showers for an exceptionally un-sportsmanlike attack on Wilkinson .With ten minutes to go, the Y .M .C .A . Ihad a 6-point lead . Wilkinson and I

Bickell evened the score and the half !ended with the score 18—18 .

In the first overtime period Wilkin-son scored 4 for Varsity, while Phipp sand Shiles dropped in a basket eac hfor the Y . M. Shiles want to thebench at the end of the period wit h4 personals .

At the beginning of the second over -time period Tanny Butler scored o na free throw, and with only a few sec-onds to go Robson, who had been try-ing long shots all evening without suc-cess, dropped in the winning basketfrom centre floor. Every man on theVarsity line-up put up a great game .Tommy Wilkinson gave an exception -ally fine exhibition, out-scoring Shile sat centre by 11 points .

The teams : Varsity—Bickell (4), !Butler (1), Wilkinson (17), Lewis, 'Carlisle .

Y . M . C. A.—Robson (6), Ralston(4) . Shiles (6), Bendel, Hand, Phipps !(3), Phillips, Priest (4) .

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will di ehas maintained a healthy literary ' Ere age has dimmed my beauty . 0,standard, and it is hoped that this

my eye .standard will be at least equalled this o r death destroyed my features' ha l espring. Poems and short stories are

monwparticularly in demand. and sketches My luAeliness holds thee iu deepe ror' incidents can also be used .

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better so ; for thoughhave genuine literary merit . Thosewishing to contribute should addres stheir manuscripts to the Literary Edi-tor, Mr . WW ., C . Murphy .

EDITORIAL STAPP .Editor-in-Chief A . L. WheelerSenior Editor Cliff Dowlin gAssociate Editors Miss Grace Smith

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EDITOR FOR THE WEE Kgrace Smit h

STUDENT CONTROL 0 00K -STORE .

It is generally agreed that the book-store should be taken over by the stu-dents when the move is made to Poin tGrey . The adNntages of student con-trol in this department are sufficient-ly obvious to need no discussion hereThe numerouA .diffiulttes that stan din the way of Stich an undertaking .however, seem to be frequently over -looked . Although these obstacles ar eby no means iilsurmouhtable, theymust not be disregarded, as they ar eapt to be, in considering the feasibil-ity of the project . , ,

In the first plate' suitable quarter swill have to be provided, and it is aquestion whether any such will b eavailable . The erection of a specia lbuilding might have to be undertaken ,and this, added'to the expenditure in-volved in taking over the old stock sand purchasing new ones, would be aconsiderable drain on student finan-ces . Then again, a manager woul dhave to be appointed and paid on atwelve-month :basis . When we con-sider that the receipts from our Alm aMater fees are now about eight thou -sand dollars, a salary of from fiftee nhundred In Iwo thousand . dollars ayear assumes significant proportions .

Student control of the bookstore i sbut one of many objectives that weshould strive to attain . The time wil lcome when there will be a co-opera-tive store at Point Grey and a Uni-versity daily printed by a student -owned and controlled printing press .These developments are essential t oUniversity life and -are inevitable . We

HEATRE NIGHT .

After nnich deliberation it has bee ndecided that Theatre Night will b eheld this year as usual . Once againrises the old question of whether o rnot it is advisable to continue thepractice of this annual function . Ifthe exhibition is to be of the weak an dpointless nature displayed in previou syears, we would emphatically say :"Drop it ." The only thing that save dthe performance from absolute failurelast year was the one-act play "Poo rOld Jim," put on by members of th ePlayers' Club. The skits in questio nwere pointless and boring, and com-pared very unfavorably with the reg-ular Orpheum bill, the standard o fwhich is not too elevated for Univer-sity students to equal if not surpass .

Although Theatre Night last yea rleft itself open to a great deal o fcriticism, there is a natural reluct-ance to abolish an established insti-tution- The dropping of inter-facult yskits is inevitable and also desirable .hut if the Players' Club could he in-duced to stage a one-act play, and if alittle local colour could be infused in -to the Orpheum acts, the evening, wit hthe help of a few college yells an dsongs, would probably "go over." Inthis way 'Pheatre Night might still b eenjoyed, without the students bein ghumiliated by the unoriginal and taste -less performances of their representa-tives . It is regrettable that at suc htimes we are unable to male a goo dshowing when we appear before th epublic, and regrettable, too, that we ar eunable to leave it with no better im-pression than that of mediocrity .

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must . however . temper our enthush ~ chology, and took as the slogan o fastic pursuit of them by a steady con- the age : "Let man know and thensideration of the difficulties involved. trust hint" as contrasted with the

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THE LITERARY SUPPLEMENT . quoted from H. G. Wells, G. B.he "Ubyssey," . with its staff of Shaw and others. In evolution sh e

thirty workers, seldom asks foil orig-! spoke of the change from the mech-inal contributions from the remainder I anical forces of natural selection t oof the student body, but we feel tha tthis is an opportune time to send ou ta call for material for the spring Lit -erary Number . We are always assur-, new age to the old—it's challenge t oed of meritorious work from certain narrow nationalism and above all it sregular contributors, but in a Univer- demand for honesty and frankness .sity composed of . twelve hundred stu- ~ This note she traced through the fiel ddents there must be many more who of religion, speaking of the growthcan write acceptably .

of the new ethical religion of hum -If even a tenth of the poetry that is anity, through politics, social lif e

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year and also new material would bedeveloped .

Some such measure as this must b eadopted or the Governor's Cup competi-tion must be abolished . As it is bein gconducted at present it is a pure waste

This column is maintained for the use of Your s rs in the best interest of Sport,of students and others who wish to ex -press themselves on any topic cif gen-eral interest. The Ubyssey does not a ssume responsibility for any of the viewsexpressed .

All contributions must be writte nlegibly, in ink, on one side of the pape ronly . They must not exceed two hun-dred words in length, and must reac hthis office not later than noon Monday,in order to appear in the issue of thefollowing Thursday.

)C. RE X. Y. Z.Editor "I?byssey . "

Dyer Si r It would appear from your ,editorial last week that you or your ,staff had "got scared" and "hacked !down" about the "Sep Saud ." It was ,I belie e ve a

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the Edi[oria lStaff " who s ~. r unsportingly . signed hi s(, -n,nc 3 . .1" . Z ., Arts - ,

Although I "admire" the Editoria lStaff very much . I will offer this critic- ,ism to show the student body what kin dof "men" are on the Editorial Staff .

A freshman takes his example fro meither a junior or senior, so 1 will do s otoo, and won't sign my name .

Yours ,"SACKING-DOWN . "

Mat . '27 .

`GOVERNOR'S CUP.Editor t'I,yssey .

Par Sir :—The Govei•uor• ' s Cup Conipe -titian is a farce . The athletes that takepe r t in it . and the officials that conduc tit, regard it as an ordeal that has to b egone through annually . Where are th ewildly excited spectators that are sup -Posed to get such a kick out of it? No tat the rugby or soccer games certainly .Those who have tried to line teams u pknow what a hard job it is . Such event sas the track meet are different, theyderive their interest from themselves' ,not because they are in the Governor' s( 'up competition .

(Inc of the arguments put forward 1 S''enthusiasts is that "new" material is de-veloped for our teams . To my knowl-edge none of our football or basketbal lteams have derived any material fromthis source, but some of them have hadof number of their players crippled i ninterclass games so that they couldn' tplay against outside teams . It is thesame old bunch that go in for every-thing, from rugby- to badminton, and i tis manifestly unfair to the athlete him -self that he should be called upon by hi sclass to ditch labs . in order to defendthe "honor" of his class when, perhaps ,his academic record is already sufferin gby his upholding of the University' ssalt us in outside competition .

1 heard some criticism being leveled a tthe soccer team for their refusal to tak epart in interclass soccer . Personally, Ithink the soccer club showed their Col-lege spirit by not participating in th einter-class gauzes, they have more coin -petition than they know what to do wit hin the Vancouver League . Herein migh tbe a solution to the inter-class games, i feach class were awarded a scale o fpoints according. to the merits of the.'port and the team that their athlete swere on and these athletes not be calle dneon to play in the interclass games .Then we would know the best athletic

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. . "S. C. H. AGAIN.Editor 'fUbygaey . "

Dear BSS:—This S . C . M. question ,raised in your columns, would seem -t orequire a little clearing up . and I offe rthis as a contribution . - The trouble lies ,I am convinced, iii a very confused con-ception of the nature of the S . C . M. o nthe part of the majority of the stu-dent

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T first writer on this subject i nyour last issue, spoke on behalf of thos ewho "do not flaunt their opinions bra-zenly before the world ." Such a flaun tmg of opinions is not the purpose o fthe S . C . Ill

It is merely a group o fstudents trying to help each other intheir search for religious truth .

1V' eknow that many of the great souls o fthe past have hound the hi ghest trut hon the mountain-tops of lonely medita-tion, but we are not all such great souls.and I would point out that their truestgreatness was in this, that they camedown from their mountain-tops to hell .)the rest of us .

The same writer accuses you of a"confusion of theological orthodoxy wit htrue religion ." I would like to warn he ragainst confusing theological orthodox ywith the aim of the S . C . M. It aimschiefly- to find "the supreme revelatio nof God and the means to the full re-alization of life," and though it sug-gests that this may be found "in Jesu sChrist," and seeks it there• it does no tattempt to prevent its members fro mlooking elsewhere . it seeks first th etruth, whether or not this accords wit hthat "religious orthodoxy" toward swhich there is such "an antipathy tha tis in harmony with the foremost though tof the time . "

Yours sincerely ,JOHN . E .

REGARDING CONFERENCE ;Editor "Ubyssey . "

Dear Sir :—Some of us are per) cto know why, in one of the lett s tha tappeared in your last issue . th S . C .was thrust into prominence a probp .l~fywilling to "accuse the whole Ihairfrsit yof religious apathy or bigoted atheism . "I do not think any member of the or-ganization any more than yourself, Mr.Editor, would consider this statemen tas describing the attitude of students to-wards religious matters . What mem-bers do regret, however, is that of al lthose against whom such an accusatio nwould he an injustice, so few availe dthemselves of what the organizatio ntried to do at the recent conference .

Unfortunately the S . C . M. appears t osuffer from a distasteful connotation ,but surely it is not thought by any on ethat it makes the same travesty of re-ligion as the street-corner enthusiast ,or is insincere when inviting discover-ers of pure and true religion to mak etheir intelligence known . Nose acquain-tance with the nature and aims of th eorganization would, I am sure, "clea rup " any misunderstanding . As to th eefforts and worth of the S . C. M. i tseems to me that it is much needed i na community where so many think youmust either subscribe to the creed o fsome back-alley mission . or take your -self. bag and baggage, out of Christian-ity entirely .

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floor . He was quick, and always thereto receive the pass . The visitingguards played an excellent game, in-tercepting many passes . Stan Arkle yand Gross played a good game fo rVarsity.

The exhibition game between Var-sity Senior B and Crescents was prob-ably-4hione of theevening. Athalf-time the score was 11—8 in fa-vour of Crescents . In the second pe-riod Varsity crept up until the scor ewas 16—17 against them . Then Heill yArkley, the crippled captain, sent onArnold Henderson at centre . TheCrescents were about all in, and with -in three minutes Varsity had score dten points, and at full time the scorewas 28—19.

The teams were :

Victoria College Girls—J. Musgrave ,French, F . Musgrave, Bennett, Ross.

Varsity Senior A—Russell (2), Rob-inson (4), Mackinnon (2), Swencisk y(3), Shorney .

Varsity Intermediate A—Ackley (2) ,Gross (4), Galloway (2), Schultz (4) ,Matthews, Gordon (4) .

Victoria College—McLean (2), Both -well (12), Olson (1), McCann (4) ,Foubister (6), Rhodes .

Crescents—McBride (2), McLean(8), Olsen (4), Bantam (5), Miller,McLean.

Varsity Senior B—Hemingway (5) ,Newby (10), H. Henderson (10), Gill,McKay (3), A. Henderson .

FALLIS SPEEC H(Continued from Page 1)

by the example of the educated youn gpeople of today.

Before offering these solutions o fthe problem, Col . Fallis traced thehistory of the world-peace movemen tfrom its humble beginnings of a cen-tury ago, amongst the Quakers an dsimilar organizations, through to th epresent day. The movement had re-ceived a setback by that reaction o fthe last two decades which had cul-minated in the tragic conflict of 1914 -18 . Since then the pendulum hadagain swung back to the side of peace ,so that today there were probabl ymore thinking people interested in th ecampaign for world tranquility tha never before . The League of Nations .though certainly not perfect, at leas trepresented the highest concrete evi-dence of the work of this movement .

The serious difficulties in connec-tion with the problem were treated .These were four-fold : the "thug"spirit of preparing for war in time sof peace, the popular fallacy that warwas a biological necessity, the fals eromantic appeal of fighting, and th eimperial dogma of "what we have wehold," found in other national policie sbesides that of Britain .

Some of the imperative reasons wh yan earnest and immediate attemp tshould be, and was being, made t obring about world peace were deal twith. Briefly these fell under th eheadings of economic waste, loss o fhuman life, the inefficacy of war as apermanent means of settling disputes ,and the destruction of irreplaceable

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THEATRE NIGHT .Theatre Night (which is set for Feb .

28th) will take on a new meaning i fplans for linking it up with the Cam-paign go through. "Brick" McLeodand Hughie Russell have been ap-pointed as a committee to inject som eCampaign propaganda into the annua lVarsity "show-nite ." Students withsuggestions for improving Theatr eNight along these lines are asked toget in touch with either members o fthis committee. In the meantime cometo Friday's pep meeting, hear somemore about Theatre Night, and, inci-dentally practise up some peppy song sfor the

air .

1NTERMEDIATE RUGB YVictoria College ruggers suffered a

6—5 defeat at the hands of Varsity' sintermediates last Saturday in a close-ly contested game at Brockton Point ,as a curtain raiser to the Tisdall Cupfinal . Phillips scored Varsity's firs ttry early in the first period, when h edashed over from a five-yard scrum .Seymour added three more pointswhen he crossed following a throw-i nnear the line .

Mathewson of the Victoria boy sscored the try for the visitors earl yin the second half, when he receivedthe ball at centre and outdistance deveryone for the feature play of thegame . McLean kicked from an eas yangle and added the two points for theconvert . During the rest of the halfno further score was made .

OCKE YThe Vat ty Hockey Team played

the University of Washington tea mto a draw last Wednesday, the scor ebeing two all . The game was close-ly contested throughout, and wa sfought before a considerable num-ber of Varsity rooters. After thegame a tree skating session was en-joyed by the rooters .

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I part of the whole program, and Bill yalways knows best .

Hang it all, there's the bell and I'v egot a lecture in Philosophy. Good -bye Gussie . I'll tell you some mor eabout it in church next Sunday .

GIRLS' RACK CLUB .

The Girls' Track Club, whichwasformed this year . has commencedpractising for the tr ack meet whic his to be held on March 12, formerl yonly participated in by the men .

As this is the first year that th egirls have undertaken any part in th emeet, it is hoped that it will prov every successful, and that the Athleti cRepresentatives will get the girls t oturn out for practices . The events de-cided upon so tar are : Dashes, hig hjumping, throwing the basketball an dthe relay race for the Arts '25 Cup .

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the most , by these nickles," said the man. "Dolast Fri- it," said the farmer. "By the firs t

nickel," replied the man, "l know yo uare a Scotchman ; by the second Iknow you are a bachelor: and by the Ithird I know that your father was awidower ." Isn't that killing, Gussie ?Oh yes, and he told us another on eabout Mr. Gladstone, and what hap -pens to the poor bald headed people i nTurkey.

Do you know, Gussie, I didn't lik ethe next part of the program one bit ,it wasn't like the first part of the pr ogram, it was too rough. But Bill ysaid that as far as roughness went i tdidn't have anything on the first part ,and Billy always knows best . Yousee, Gussie, they had some of thos eJew Gypsy Japs fighting in the ring ,and I was sure they were going t ohurt each other. I wanted Billy togo and separate them, but he said h edidn't think he'd better . Billy alway sknows best, so I didn't say anythin gmore about it .

As soon as that rough stuff wasthrough, Gussie, they had a Pantage sskit from one of the shiekiest me nyou ever saw. He played a mouth -organ and he extracted the mostdelicious sounds imaginable from it .I'd far sooner hear him than I woul dHeifetz . When he had finished wit hthe mouth-organ, he played the pian oand tried to sing a heartrending songabout the Mantic . But the poor mancouldn't sing so he talked it instead .

The bagpipes came next . Oh, the ywere alright, Gussie, but after tha theavenly music on the mouth-orga nthey sounded pretty flat . The bag -pipers got exhausted after a whileand two real niggers from the Pa ncame and had an argument in fron tof us . They were awfully funny, eve nthough they did get mad at eac hother . Do you know, Gussie, by th eaccent that one of them talked with ,I think he must have been a Negr oJew ; just the same as there are Rus-sian Jews and Irish Jews, you know .

Oh Gussie, Gussie . I'll bet you can' tguess what—, no I mean who cam enext? Well, I'll tell you . Two beauti-fully dressed girls from the Pan ra nout and danced and sang to us. I saidto Billy that I thought the poor thingsmust find it pretty cold in the Rowin g

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Oh Gussie . Gussie . I hadwonderful time imaginabl eday night . You'd never guess wher eI was, Gussie . No it wasn't HighJinks . it was the Arts Smoker, an dBilly took me . You see, first of all Iwas going to take Billy to High Jink swith roe . I got him all dressed up i na girl's dress and everything so thatyou'd never guess he was a boy—un-less you looked at his feet . I couldn' tfind a pair of girl's shoes there bigenough to fit him . Billy has awfu lbig feet . Anybody that looked at hi sfeet would have known that he wa sa boy so we had to give the whol ething up .

Anyway, Gussie . Billie said that see-ing he couldn't go to High Jinks withme he'd take me to the smoker . Atfirst I didn't know whether I reall yought to go, but Billy said it was th eright thing to do, and Billy alway sknows best, so I decided I would . Assoon as I said I'd go Billy went an dgot me one of his old suits and a pail 'of his boots, and I put them all on .It was a lot easier For me to get intohis boots than it was for him to ge tinto mine . I got a skull cap and putit on over my hair, and 'when I wa sfinished, Gussie, you would have swor nthat I was a boy . And then we wen tto the Smoker .

Gussie . it was wonderful . As soonas all the fellows had finished tryin gto smoke their corn-cob pipes (Billysucked a whole box of matchesthrough his), some of the Profs . gotup on a table and started telling th emost wonderful stories you everheard. First of all, Professor Halgot up and told us one about "I IEchappe." Dr. Ashton is going to ex -plain the point of it at our nex tFrench lecture . When Prof. Halwas through Dr. Winston got up o nthe table and gassed for ten minute sabout seasick Scotchmen trying t oswear in French .

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