Odysseus Stark755 Grumble Way

St. Petersburg, Florida 33704

(727) 555-5507Alphamale@mail.com

ObjectiveTo be cuddled, coddled, adored, and pampered. But, I still want to be the alpha.

Professional Profile

Paranormal Pug Investigator Goes out on paranormal cases Able to capture the attention of anyone present, living or not living Able to feign disinterest when there really is something there

Alpha Male of the Stark Grumble Able to control other pugs with my cool demeanor Able to keep my twin brother under control and out of trouble Able to be cool, period.

Sleeping Able to lull my human to sleep with 10 years of snoring experience Able to create an aura of calmness to keep human and grumble emotionally

chilled Able to sleep for long periods of time and anywhere

Eating I can inhale an entire bowl of pug food in under 15 seconds I can push other pugs away from their food bowls and eat theirs in under 10

seconds I can open closed doors where other pugs are eating, push them aside, and eat

their food.

Adorableness Able to melt hearts with a glance Able to get my way by manipulation Able to “hug” my human, or other humans that I may like, by leaning on them. It’s

unexpected and it throws them off guard, but they always melt like putty when I do it.

Work History2005, Puppy, Stark Grumble, St Petersburg, Florida

2006 - 2009, Young adult, Stark Grumble, St. Petersburg, Florida.

2009 – 2015: Member of the SPIRITS of St. Petersburg, St. Petersburg, Florida

2016 – Present: Member of St. Petersburg Paranormal Investigation, St. Petersburg, Florida.

2016 – Present: Mature male pug, Stark Grumble, St. Petersburg, Florida.

Education2005-Present: I patiently listen to everything my mother writes and then reads out

loud to me. She’s a professor and this is her proof reading process. Through years of papers, my specialty (major) is the topic of the Paranormal. Stark University, St. Petersburg, Florida.

ReferencesReferences are available on request.