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Volume 27

Issue #46

www.theloaferonline.com • [email protected]

e-mail: [email protected] (editorial)

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Zombies   will   roam   ETSU   campus   in  OctoberZombies  are  roaming  the  land,  far  and  wide,  

and  are  headed  toward  East  Tennessee.    To  be  

ETSU  campus  before  engaging  the  humans  in  games  of  tag.

exhibits  and  science  education.

at  5  p.m.  for  those  age  18  and  up.    ETSU  and  other   regional   college   students  who   are   age  

to   reach   six   checkpoints   on   ETSU’s   main  campus   without   getting   tagged   and   turned  

merchandise  and  sponsors.

culture’   to   bring   awareness   to   our   Natural  

http://zombietix.com.The  price  and  registration  information  for  

the  Zombie  5K  will  be  posted  soon.

http://www.youtube.com/

watch?v=3AqLds7my6M.

The  museum,  located  1.8  miles  off  Exit  13  

www.etsu.edu/

naturalhistorymuseum.

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Halloween Festivities

will   be   in   for   a   scare   as   our   park  

of  all  ages  will  be  able  to  experience  

to  our  regular  programming.

said   Christie   Tipton,   curator   of  

a.m.  to  3  p.m.and  are  included  with  regular  admission.  Kids   in  costume  will  get  in  at  half  price.

statue   in   the   Nature   Museum   to  

will   learn   all   about   bats   and   their  

Naturalists   in   the   Nature   Museum  

Participants   will   learn   about  creatures  of  the  night,  creatures  that  

decorate   pumpkins   and   other  treats   to   be   used   during   habitat  enrichments   at   the   animal  habitats  

will  begin  special  Halloween  habitat  

in   our   annual   costume   contest   are  

auditorium   of   the   Nature   Museum  

will   be   awarded   for   different  

prowlers   that   can   be   found   in   the  

grandfather.com.The   Grandfather   Mountain  

G r a n d f a t h e r  Mountain,   operate  the   nature   park   in  the   public   interest  and   participate  in   educational  

information   phone  

plan  a  trip  at  www.grandfather.com.    

Combs

“Beary Scary Halloween”Grandfather Mountain

October 26th

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fun  and  games  galore  –  children  can   decorate   a   pumpkin  with   a  

then   participate   in   the   costume  parade.  There  will  be  treat  bags  for  kids  of  all  ages  to  take  home,  

with   participating   merchants  until   noon   or   as   long   as   the  

the   kids   are   participating   in  

stock   up   on   all   the   homemade  goodies  and  fresh  produce  at  the  

learn   more   and  

all   that’s   going  on  in  downtown  

featuring   Ghost   Hunters   of  Route   66,   Touched   By   An   Alien,  and   Superhero   Support   Group,  

at   the   door.   General   admission  

page   or   www.theatrebristol.

theatrebristol.org.

weekend   is   October   Comic  

shutting   down   the   street   and  

Street   will   be   holding   specials  and  bringing  their  wares  outside  

and   craftspeople.   Handcrafted  

Mountain   Empire   Comics   are  some   of   the   items   that   will   be  

excellent   dance   music   to   shake  

pictures   for   an   additional   price  

further   information,   contact  

Pumpkin Palooza9th Annual Loft Tour& Many More Events!

Historic Downtown BristolOctober 26th

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Marble   Springs   State  Historic  Site   will   be   hosting   “Halloween  

trick   or   treating   at   the   historic  

or  web  site,  www.marblesprings.net. participation.   The   “Halloween  

tales   and   traditional   tales   on  

free.  

Marble   Springs   State   Historic  

funded  under  an  agreement  with  

Tennessee   Historical  Commission,   and   supplemented  

gmail.comwww.

marblesprings.net    Information   on   Marble  

Springs/John   Sevier  Memorial  Association:  Marble   Springs   is   operated  

include,   a   ten   percent   Trading  Post   discount,   newsletters  and   updates   about   the   site,  program   announcements  

educational   programming   and  

CONTACT

Marble  Springs  State  Historic  Site

www.marblesprings.net

Halloween Haunts and HaintsMarble Springs State Historic Site

October 26th 3-7pm

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Pumpkin  Swim  and  Paint  set  for  Oct.  25  at  MPCC

host  a  Pumpkin  Swim  and  Paint  

person.     Participants   will   catch  

then   paint   and   decorate   their  

Halloween Here and There

JC  Parks  to  host  Super  Spooky  Saturday

Theatre  Bristol  Announces  “A  Night  Of  Not-­‐So-­‐Scary  

Halloween  One-­‐Acts”  

featuring  Ghost  Hunters  of  Route  66,   Touched   By   An   Alien,   and  Superhero  Support  Group  written  

The  production  features  three  

Musick,   Seth  Peterson,   and  Nick  Thompson.Ghost   Hunters   of   Route   66  

time  around.Touched   By   An   Alien,  

desires.

after   an   encounter   with   Shade,  

the   doctor’s   plans   to   put   them  

stage  managing,   this  production  

but  their  offstage  talents  as  well.  

members   Mike   Musick   and  

Show   performances   are  

get   into   the   Halloween   spirit  and   come   to   the   show   dressed  

Ghost   Hunters   of   Route  66,   Touched   By   An   Alien,   and  Superhero   Support   Group   are   all  

with  www.freedrama.net.

season   is   dedicated   to   founder  

A   Midsummer   Night’s   Dream,  Anne   of   Green   Gables:   A   New  Musical,   and   A   Miracle   on   34th  Street

page,   www.theatrebristol.org,  

theatrebristol.org.  

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Scary  Stories  at  the  Carter  Mansion

October  24th  7:30pm

strange  and  unusual  happenings,  

www. t n s t a t epa rks . c om/

More Halloween Fun

College  Mortuary  Taking  New  VictimsThe   Mountain   Empire  

Haunted  Forest  has  constructed  a  new  haunt  for  the  undead.The  Haunted  Forest

MECC   students   George   Merriam  

marking   the   entrance   into   the  world   of   the   disembodied.   The  foreboding  woods  mask  dark  and  

Come   to   the   MECC   Haunted  ForestOctober   11th   through   Halloween  

The   Haunted   Forest   is   not  recommended   for   ghouls   under  

Halloween  season.  

became  an  instant  cult  hit.

“This  has  been  such  a  wonderful  experience,  working  with  this  

adult   humor   and  language,   mature  audiences   are  recommended.

or  more  information,  please   contact  

Little Shop of HorrorsRogersville Arts Council

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More Halloween Fun

perform   at   the   Cameo   Theatre  

th

th

in   bluegrass   music   and   this  th  

Music   Museum   located   at  

and  promoting  the  music  of  the  

respected   touring   musicians  in   bluegrass   and   gospel   music  

has   recorded   and   toured   with  

and   delighting   countless   fans  

unparalleled  musicianship. lots   of   fun   and   laughter   to   this  wonderful  night  of  music.

www.mountainmusicmuseum.org   or  

Larry SparksCameo Theatre BristolOctober 25th, 7:30pm

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be  hosting  its  8th

cocktail   attire,   red   shoes   are  encouraged,  but  optional.  Hosted  

with  dancing  and  entertainment  

to  go  home,  which  coincides  with  our  mission  to  place  these  kids  in  

to  be  in  a  safe,  permanent  home  

take   her   home.   Masks   worn   at  

website   at  www.casanetn.org   or  

neglected   children   in   our   area.  

of   Northeast   Tennessee   works  

interest  of  abused  and  neglected  

permanent  home.  

make   a   donation   please   call  www.

casanetn.org.

CASA’s 8th Annual Red Shoe Masquerade

& Silent AuctionCarnegie HotelNovember 2nd

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music   from   the   mountains   of  Virginia   and   North   Carolina.    

on  mandolin,  and  Karen  Carr  on  

their  families  and  communities.    

band   that   has   performed   for  

music  his  entire   life.    His   father,  

member   of   the   band,   and   he  

rooted   in   the   musical   heritage  

Karen’s  won   the   award   for   best  

known   throughout   the   region.    

Creed  taught  him  a  great  deal  on  the  banjo.      

traditional,   acoustic,   mountain  

on  the  center,  go  to  .     Shows  

be   accessed   on   the   internet   at  

com.    Carter  Music  Center  is  part  of   the   Crooked   Road:   Virginia’s  

Heritage  Music  Trail.

site   at  org.    Partial  funding  for  programs  

Virginia  Commission   for   the  Arts  and   the   National   Endowment  for   the   Arts.information  on  shows  coming  up  

Kilby Spencer & the Crooked Road RamblersCarter Family Memorial Music Center

October 26th

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awards  will  take  place  during  the  break.

grandparents   and   children   ages  four   and   up   learn   traditional  dances.   The   dance   will   consist  

is   to   teach   the   fundamentals   of  

fun   and   placing   less   of   an  

and   bring   traditional   dance   to  a   new   generation,   making   the  

can   be   applied   to   the   regular  admission  costs.

winning   musical   theatre   piece  

Yeats.  

Quebecois,   Ontario   Old   Time,  and   Michigan   Old   Time.   Trae  

of  his  home  region.

us   with   their   Celtic   and   Old  Time   tunes.     The   jigs   and   reels  will   be   great   fun   to   dance   to.    

them  in  the  area.    Now  and  then,  

or   to   jam   with   the   hired   band  

will   be   offered   to   contra   dance  crowd.

which   means   that   all   comers  

wonderful   costume   ideas   that  we   had   a   hard   time   picking   the  

costume   contestants   will  promenade   around   the   dance  

from   the   crowd,   the   winners  

or   free   passes   to   future   contra  

for  the  dance.

www.historic jonesborough     and   on  

Halloween Contra Dance & Family Dance

Historic Jonesborough Visitors CenterOctober 26th

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The  Paramount  Center  for  the  

Sinking   Spring  

Memorial   Concert  Series

students  free

Program  

Germaine  Tailleferre

Our   unknown  

forgotten   in   the  pantheon   of   classical  music   composers.  Tailleferre   is   one   of  

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composers.  She  was  a  member  of  Les  Six

and  heralded  as  one  of  the  great  

who   remains   one   of   the   most  

balances  the  program.Short   talks   about   the   music  

from  the  performer’s  experience  

The   Paramount   Chamber  Players   is   a   chamber  music  ensemble  dedicated  to   promoting   musical  excellence   and   education  in   Northeast   Tennessee,  Southwest   Virginia   and  

Guest  Artist  Thomas   Maternik-­‐

Piret  

nd

cello   competition,   the  1st

with  orchestras.  He  also  won  the  1stChamber   Music   competition  

to   perform   in   chamber  music   concerts   in  

United  States.

performing   career,  Thomas   has   a   teaching  

College   of   Music   of  

is   the   artistic   director  

and   created   the  

These   institutions   take  music  and  performances  to   hospitals   and  other   healthcare  establishments   for  people   with   limited  access  to  the  arts.  w w w .

 for  more  information.

The Paramount Chamber Players

Mathis Hall, ETSUOctober 26th, 27th

The  Paramount  Chamber  Players

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be   presented   with   a   banner  acknowledging   their   recent  

Venues   represent   the   best   in  traditional   music   gatherings  

and   promotional   materials  

destination   to   Trail   followers.  

Virginia.

are   a   popular   hangout   for   local  musicians   and   a   natural   place  

Hick’s  woodworking  shop  began  g a t h e r i n g  on   a   regular  

h a n d m a d e  m a n d o l i n s  and   share  some   tunes.    “Visitors  seem  

to   meet   different   people   who  

September   through   October  

to  choose  from.

mission   is   to   support   tourism  

Major   Venues   of   The   Crooked  

Trail   can   be   found   at   www.thecrookedroad.org.

  or  

Allen Hicks Jam to Become an Af!liated Venue of The

Crooked RoadOctober 25th, 7pm

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regarded   as   one   of   the   greatest  folkloric  dance  ensembles  in  the  world,  was   established   in   1951.  

the  public.  

a   half   decades   of   its   existence,  

the  Hungarian  people.  Their  rich  and   colorful   repertoire   entitles  the  Ensemble   to  be   regarded  as  one  of  the  top  touring  groups  in  the  world.  The  Ensemble  has  performed  

continents   and   won   the  admiration   of   an   audience   of  

million  people.  The   choreographies   are   all  

based  on  authentic  dances,  some  of   them   collected   in   isolated  

Orchestra.   The   members   of   the  

traditional   instruments   and  perform  Hungarian  folk  music  at  

Ensemble   will   perform   at   arts  center  is  located  adjacent  to  

Hungarian State Folk EnsembleNiswonger Performing Arts

Center, October 28th

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band.     The   band   builds   its   sound   from  

the  congas  and  timbales,  and   mixed   with   urban  elements   in   the   deep  drum   and   bass   and  

work.   These   songs   are  laced   with   social   and  

The   name   “Cosmic  

would   be   something  

simple   and   honest   connection   to   the  

on  the  old  traditions,  taking  cues  from  a  

album,   Yo   Soy   Del   Mundo

edu.

The Cosmic JibarosNortheast StateOctober 24th

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The Cosmic JibarosNortheast StateOctober 24th

The  King  has  been  

and   blues   can   attest  

shoes.

and  drift  back  in  time  

and   hear   that   deep,  

than   the   Paramount  

singing   with   the  

Blackwood   Quartet.  

The   man   standing  

this   would   be   the   stuff   fantasies   are  

his   death   in   1977.   Tickets   are   now  

on  sale  at   the  Paramount  Center  and  

show.    The  show  includes  background  

singers,   the  Blackwood  Quartet  and  

will  be  a  show  to  remember  and  it  is  in  

.

The Ultimate Elvis Tribute

Paramount CenterNovember 2nd

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women  composers   from  around  the   world   will   be   highlighted  

Hall  auditorium.

euphonium   instructor   in   the  

Sanderbeck   on   percussion   and  

th  

period   when   women   were  

tuba   has   been   an   instrument  

with   female   performers   not  

chamber   musician,   orchestral  performer   and   educator   who  

She   holds   a   doctor   of   musical  arts   degree   and   a   master’s  degree  in  tuba  performance  from  

Madison,  as  well  as  two  degrees  

She   has   performed   with  numerous   ensembles   and  

orchestras,   and  twice   placed   in  the   top   three  at   major   solo  competit ions.    

member   of  the   MadTown  

E u p h o n i u m  Quartet   in  

in   numerous  

competitions,   including   the  Plowman   Chamber   Music  Competition   in   Missouri,   where  

low   brass   studio,   has   worked  with   the   brass   sections   of  

tuba   and   euphonium   instructor  

Madison   Summer   Music   Clinic  for  both  middle  and  high  school  students.

.    

A Celebration of Female Composers

Mathes Hall, ETSUOctober 27th

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WEDNESDAYS

named  after  the  town  where  the  center  is  located,  Sitka.The   sex   of   the   raptor   is   not  

of  a  male  and  female  this  has  not  

was  drawn  from  the  bird  before  

should  be  announced  in  the  next  

into   the   habitat   at   Grandfather  

performed   a   medical   check   on  the  raptor  and  said  that  it  looked  

is  not  known  but  darker  feathers  

Sitka’s   introduction   to   the  

the   raptor   is  showing   some  signs   of   stress  

staff  members  and  

ask   for   a   better  transition.     Staff  

on   the   same  perch  as  the  other  bird.

The   animal   habitats   at  Grandfather   Mountain   were  

when  the  bird  was  being  released  

to  the  other  habitat  animals  was  

sounds  of  Grandfather  Mountain,  the   habitat   access   will   remain  somewhat   limited   to   guests   for  

habitat   and   eagle   habitat   will  remain   closed,   guests   should  be   able   to   access   each   habitat  (deer,  otter,  eagle,  black  bear  and  

The   Grandfather   Mountain  

Grandfather   Mountain,   operate  the   nature   park   in   the   public  interest   and   participate   in  

www.grandfather.com.

New Eagle Arrives At Grandfather Mountain

Animal Habitats

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Mountain Makins FestivalHistoric Rose Center

October 26 & 27The   38th

abundant  good  food.  

demonstration   of   traditional  crafts  such  as  blacksmithing,  hide  tanning,   apple   butter   making,  basket   making,   coopering,  

whittling   and   wood   turning.  Other   interesting   sites   include  

be   there   telling   frontier   tales   to  

The  juried  crafts  are  the  focus  

Two  stages  of  music  entertain  

acts   from  across   the  region  will  

starts   off   with   bagpiper   Sarah  

The   dance   stage   will   feature  

front  of  the  main  building.

with   pumpkin   painting,   face  

for   their   winter   reading   or  

Claus,   Ken   Newman,   Melissa  

countless   hours   to   ensure   the  success  of  this  cherished  autumn  celebration.The   Mountain   Makins  

building,   now   a   cultural   arts  center   and   historical   museum.  More   information   about   the  

www.facebook.com/.

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at  8  pm  and  show  starts  at  9  pm.  

Ned  Van  Go  is  a  four  man  band  

of   the   small   town   and   troubles  

Made  up  of  members  Ned  Hill  

th.

TN.   He   brings   together   a   mix  of   acoustic,   guitar   rock,   and  

that   tell   stories   of   characters  down  on  their  luck.

solo   debut   album   titled   “Some  

Ned Van Go & Kevin Abernathy

Capone’sOctober 26th

was   formed   on   the   campus   of  

mandolins,   ukuleles,   or   banjos.  

bass,   drums   and   lots   of   horns  

to   orchestrate   an   incredible  

shows,   the   band   has   built   a  

their   music,   their   fans,   and   the  

are   hard   workers   and   willing  

getting  booked.

Conner  –  Trumpet

Demon Waf"eCapone’s

October 25th

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shutdown   are   back   to   work   as  

of   the   fantastic   photos   that   the  

usual  media   sources   ignore.     So  here  we  go…

Mission   Control   working   with  

some   of   the   six   astronauts  

glorious   photos   of   our   Earth.    

red,   Martian   dust.     The   rare,  

calibrate   the   instruments.     The  

Martian  soil.  

found   a   big   chunk   of   the  

was  hauled  out  of  the  bottom  of  

people   down   as   it   shattered  hundreds   of   thousands   of  windows  and  caused  millions  of  dollars   in  damage.    Thousands  

the   free   market   for   sale   from  

asteroid   has   been   found.     The  

asteroids   circling   the   Sun   and  in   the   path   of   Earth’s   orbit.    Had   it  not  skimmed  across  the  

NASA Back To Its Usual Amazing Self

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thousands   of   people   like   an  

craters   from   such   chunks   of  small  asteroids.  

images   from   the   Hubble   Space  

it’s   still   intact   and   is   growing   a  

be   the   most   spectacular   thing  

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Celestial  events  in  the  skies  for  the  week  of  Oct.    22-­‐28  as  compiled  for  The  Loafer  by  Mark  D.  Marquette.

Tues.  Oct.  22  

atmosphere.    

Wed.  Oct.  23  

program  Stellarium  at  www.stellarium.org.

Thurs.  Oct.  24  

Fri.  Oct.  25  

gether  at  1  am  in  the  constellation  Gemini  the  Twins.

Sat.  Oct.  26  

Sun.  Oct.  27  

Mon.  Oct.  28  Trailing  behind  the  Summer  Triangle  is  the  Great  

Queen,  with  the  hero  Perseus  between  her  and  

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how  the  actor  would  look  in  the  batsuit  and  how  he  would  do  as  

entrepreneur  who   runs   a  world  wide  online  gambling  operation.  

for  his  tuition.  

help   of   some   fellow   Princeton  

moments  notice.  The  aforementioned  fact  aside,  

and   soon   is   in   the   middle   of  

gets   deeper   into   this   world,   he  

encounter  off  as  an  idle  threat.  

mouse,  as  all   the  characters  are  

The  principle  actors  are  all  at  

Timerlake’s   well   meaning   and  

great  screen  presence  to  appear  together  on  the  big  screen.  

Runner Runner

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Do   you   ever   feel   paranoid?  

That   feeling   of   impending   dread  

that  something   is  about   to  happen  

to  you  at  any  given  moment?  I  get  

that  way  sometimes.  I  think  we  all  

do  even  if  we  don’t  realize  it.  Those  

moments   when   you   drive   around  

and   it   seems   after   every   turn   that  

car   behind   you   keeps   following  

you.  That’s   one  way  my   paranoia  

kicks  in.  I’ll  even  drive  around  the  

block,   and   avoid   going   down  my  

street,   because   I   assume   I’m   now  

in  The  Big  Sleep  and  these  are  the  thugs  who  are  after  me.  

My   paranoia   is   a   little   on   the  

mild   to   moderately   annoying  

side.   There’s   far   deeper   levels   of  

paranoia   to   be   sure.   I’m   just   glad  

that  I’m  no  where  near  the  side  of  

the  scale  in  which  I  don’t  leave  my  

house,   because   I   fear   that   bright  

glowing   orb   in   the   sky.   I   think  

part  of  the  reason  we’re  all  having  

increased   amounts   of   paranoia   is  

the  fact  that  we  have  TV  channels  

who   do   nothing   but  

report   news   to   us   all  

day   long.   Naturally,  

of  time,  and  sometimes  

know   about   your  

kitchen   might   kill  

you”.   The   simple   act  

be   ruined   by   a   news  

you   know   that   if   you  

fry   eggs   over   easy   on  

the   third   Thursday   of  

every  month,  the  Aztec  

demon  deity  Gorto  will  

rise   out   of   your   sink  

and  kill  you?  It’s  true!”  

incredible   age   of  

technology,   where   the  

answer   to   any   query  

or   question   can   be  

on   hand   within   mere  

seconds  of  an  internet  search.  The  

only  problem  being   that   for  every  

correct   answer   there   is   on   the  

internet,   there’s   a   thousand   other  

incorrect   answers.   You   awake  

with   a   scratchy   throat,   and   think  

nothing  of   it.  Later  on   in   the  day,  

it’s   worse.   So   you   google   up   an  

answer  for  what  might  be  a  simple  

way   to   take   care   of   the   problem.  

convinced   that   you   are   moments  

away  from  death.  

This   is   when   paranoia   takes  

center  stage  and  starts  to  take  over  

your   mental   process.   Despite   not  

talking  to  an  actual  doctor,  you  call  

your   family  and   tell   them  to  meet  

you   in   your   bedroom   at   six   that  

you  in  bed,  propped  up  on  pillows,  

and  covered  in  nearly  every  blanket  

you   could  get   your  hands  on.  For  

some   reason,   you’re   talking   like  

James  Mason,  and  saying  things  to  

closer   m’dear.   Let   me   gaze   upon  

thy   visage   one   last   time.”   This  

smashes  the  modem,  and  cuts  you  

off  from  the  internet.  

Your   family   insists   that   you  

call  the  doctor.  You  refuse,  saying  

now”.  Your  family  drags  you  to  the  

doctor,  who  tells  you  that  you  have  

a   few   days.   You   suddenly   return  

to  your  usual  self,  and  are  shocked  

you.  Paranoia  subsides,  and  you’re  

head   cold   leaves.   But   it’s   almost  

fascinating  to  see  how  quickly  you  

mind   rapidly,   and  all  you  can  see  

is  the  dread.

It’s   hard   to   keep   paranoia   in  

check,   it   happens   to   us   all   from  

time  to  time.  The  key  is  not  letting  

it   completely   overwhelm   you   to  

stage.     Despite   that   we   all   might  

sense   that   our   demise   is   just  

and   things   will   become   bright.  

Perhaps   the   saddest   realization  of  

all  is  that  of  knowing  you  are  not,  

in   fact,   Humphrey   Bogart   in  The  Big   Sleep.   Now   if   you’ll   pardon  me,   I’m   going   to   go   get   under  

talking  like  James  Mason.  I’m  not  

paranoid,  I’m  just  cold  and  want  to  

you  next  week.  

So You Think You’re Being Paranoid

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the   inimitable   Vincent   Price  

actors,   including   Carol   Ohmart  

(who   appeared   in   just   about  

Castle’s   trademark   gimmick,  

of   the   audience   at  

secret  to  this  effect  was  

skeleton   was   fastened  

across   the   darkened  

won’t  go  into  detail  about  its  plot  or   other   details,   but   will   focus  on  some  of   the  connections  that  can   be   made   between   it   and  

is  an  experience  not  to  be  missed.  

One   of   the   more   interesting,  

access   to   all   sorts   of   connection  

our  wish  and  purchase   lists  and  then   suggesting   other   products  we  might  like.  Similar  connection  tools   are   found   in   iTunes’  

a n d  

intriguing   “mind  

can   then   in   turn  click   on   these  connected   items  and   generate  more   and   more  mind   maps   that  

take   us   a   tour   of  

chunk   of   music  

an   online   store  where   we   can  purchase   and  download   these  

items  at  will.

and   remade   two   other   times,   in  

homage   to   haunted   house   tales,  

two   other   times   under   the  

the   haunted   house   genre   while  

to   do   with   haunted   houses   and  

1999   remake   of   HOHH   into   the  

and   was   delighted  to   see   two   of   the  best   haunted  

treatment   of  

potboiler,   “The  

best  haunted  house  

the   source   for   the  

the   haunted   hotel   chiller   based  

hours   of   online   entertainment,  

of   instantaneous   access   to  

members   of   our   generation  

HALLOWEEN HORRORS, PART FOUR: Another Visit To “House On

Haunted Hill”

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