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Now: A Spectral Approach to Ghost Detection Next: On n-Dimensional Polytope Schemes and a special message from our sponsors
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A Spectral Approach to
Ghost Detection
Daniel Maturana, David Fouhey
CHOCOLATE Lab, CMU RI
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Motivation – Naturally Inspired Algorithms
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Motivation – Naturally Inspired Algorithms
• Falling down a slope [1951]
• Climbing up a Hill [1970]
• Iron Cooling Down [1970]
• DNA Mutation [1989]
• Meme Spreading [1989]
• Ant colony exploration [1992]
• Honeybee mating [2006]
• Bee colonies [2005]
• Glowworm communication [2009]
• Firefly communication [208]
• Musicians playing [2001]
• Mosquito swarms [1995]
• Honeybee swarms [2006]
• Krill swarms [2009]
• Cat swarms [200]
• Magnetism [2008]
• Intelligent waterdrops [2009]
• River formation [2008]
• Frog leaping [2008]
• Monkey search [2007]
• Bat echolocation [2010]
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Zoo algorithm?
You got scooped! (In submission)
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But what about the supernatural?
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Related Work
Oracles (how do they know?)
Necromancy (kinda icky)
Multilevel Bayesian Modeling (really icky)
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Application Domain
• Ghosts ruin family photos
• Detect with support vector machine (SVM) using spectral power features
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Ghost Removal
Developed a photoshop plugin
Before After
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Ghost Removal Method
Fourier Transform
Input
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Conclusive
Proof of Ghosts
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Toward Paranormal Statistics
Standard statistics (e.g., mixture of normal distributions) inadequate for dealing with demons, ghosts, etc.
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Toward Paranormal Statistics
• Propose Paranormal distribution
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Powerful Generalization
• Mixture of Paranormals using Occult Variables
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Fitting a paranormal distribution
Supernatural gradient descent
Astral projection for dimensionality reduction and unnaturally low condition numbers.
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Last Resort?
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Applications of
Paranormal Modeling
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Hauntologies
Spookier = Guaranteed Novelty!
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Crystal Energy Methods
Overcome local minima and heal the earth with
crystal energy!
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For K-Optimality, Kabbalah
See highly relevant work on K-optimality and
celebrity-affiliated spaces in (Fouhey, Maturana
SIGBOVIK '12).
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Conclusion
Don’t let your work be constrained by reality!
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Before: A Spectral Approach to Ghost Detection Now: On n-Dimensional Polytope Schemes and a special message from our sponsors
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On n-Dimensional Polytope
Schemes
David Fouhey, Daniel Maturana
CHOCOLATE Lab, CMU RI
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Before we begin
This is not a pyramid scheme.
This is not a pyramid scheme.
This is not a pyramid scheme.
This is not a pyramid scheme.
This is not a pyramid scheme.
This is not a pyramid scheme.
This is not a pyramid scheme.
This is not a pyramid scheme.
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Review
Recall Hilbert's celebrated proof via elimination ideals that his creditors are owed no money [Hilbert 1895]
Leads to Hilbert's 24th problem:
Can one make money at home risk free with algebraic geometry?
Largest unsolved problem in algebraic geometry and set theory.
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We answer positively
Yes, you can make money:
At home
At your own schedule
With no work
Risk free
With algebraic geometry!
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Proof?
Revolves around a secret analysis of n-Dimensional polytope schemes.
Inspired on Tarski-Banach paradox and Fiat currency
Valid for gold & silver standards
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Watertight proof!
Watertight proof in our paper
Guaranteed income via Algebraic Geometry!
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Too good to be true?
This is not a pyramid scheme.
$ $
Pyramid Scheme
p p
Polytope Scheme
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How to Join?
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And now for a sponsored contribution
http://oneweirdkerneltrick.com/
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Questions?