Not Protectively Marked
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A Mind of Steve Production
In glorious colour
Policy Police in
NOT PROTECTIVELY
MARKED
I don’t know why I
volunteered for this job.
Internal Security. Not my
usual line of work at all.
Maybe I’m getting corporate
in my old age.
But hell, it’s a pay-check,
Jack.
How come we got landed with all
this crap?
Some jerk from Military High Command got relieved of his
dossier
Was he lured into a honey trap by a
Turkish belly-dancer from Slough?
Nothing so exotic. He left
it in the washroom at King’s Cross.
What an asshole.
Cuz of him we’ve gotta mark
everything with a Security Code?
Fraid so.
…but you only need to mark
them if they’re sensitive.
Even emails.
Nobody ever sends me
sensitive emails.
It’s cuz nobody likes you.
We label all this stuff, but then
what? Where are the instructions for what to do next?
Ha. Ha.
The Enforcers will be moving in and
closing down channels as soon as they get the word.
…but in the meantime, just use your common sense.
Don’t take the HR database
home with you.
Use encrypted memory sticks.
No TOP SECRET text messages.
Grrrr…
Not even if I want to spread
a rumour?.
You know the Agency doesn’t have a sense of
humour.
You’re nailed this time, Gosman.
This presentation isn’t protectively marked in the
footer. You’ve been exposed as the
hypocrite you are.
I’m freelancing. This isn’t an
official Agency presentation.
But if you decide to keep it, add “NOT PROTECTIVELY MARKED at the
bottom.