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This one-off short Policy Police story was done in response to a request to present to my directorate on this governmental nonsense. "And make it entertaining"

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A Mind of Steve Production

In glorious colour

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Policy Police in

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I don’t know why I

volunteered for this job.

Internal Security. Not my

usual line of work at all.

Maybe I’m getting corporate

in my old age.

But hell, it’s a pay-check,

Jack.

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How come we got landed with all

this crap?

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Some jerk from Military High Command got relieved of his

dossier

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Was he lured into a honey trap by a

Turkish belly-dancer from Slough?

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Nothing so exotic. He left

it in the washroom at King’s Cross.

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What an asshole.

Cuz of him we’ve gotta mark

everything with a Security Code?

Fraid so.

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…but you only need to mark

them if they’re sensitive.

Even emails.

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Nobody ever sends me

sensitive emails.

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It’s cuz nobody likes you.

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We label all this stuff, but then

what? Where are the instructions for what to do next?

Ha. Ha.

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The Enforcers will be moving in and

closing down channels as soon as they get the word.

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…but in the meantime, just use your common sense.

Don’t take the HR database

home with you.

Use encrypted memory sticks.

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No TOP SECRET text messages.

Grrrr…

Not even if I want to spread

a rumour?.

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You know the Agency doesn’t have a sense of

humour.

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You’re nailed this time, Gosman.

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This presentation isn’t protectively marked in the

footer. You’ve been exposed as the

hypocrite you are.

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I’m freelancing. This isn’t an

official Agency presentation.

But if you decide to keep it, add “NOT PROTECTIVELY MARKED at the

bottom.