Non noobalon
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Non noobalonNon noobalon
Hi my names professor noob helper I see you are one of them let me see your id MY GOD YOU’RE A SUPER NOOB I cant help you here
Hi im professor super noob helper let me see your id ah a super noob you definitely need ma helpa no wat I is sayin so welcome to non noobalon this is a pkmnoob
Now that’s covered I have to tell you there are a lot of nonnoobainers and they are all really tough don’t go pkmbattle anyone because they may be too strong if you cheat at any point you become a douchebag and you must die hahahahaha that will be fun. When we killed you after you become a douchebag we chop you up and feed you to pkmnoobs they need food yano thanks for listening
This is youThis is you
Heres a practice battle to start Heres a practice battle to start you offyou off
Advance to next placeAdvance to next place
quilava
hp
exp
quilava
hp
Lvl:5
Lvl:5
What shall quilava doWhat shall quilava do
scratch growl
Run for your life
pkmnoobs
quilava
hp
exp
quilava
hp
Lvl:5
Lvl:5
quilava
hp
exp
quilava
hp
Lvl:5
Lvl:5
The foes quilavas defense fell
Cant run from a Cant run from a trainer trainer
battle………………..battle………………..yetyet
pkmnoobspkmnoobs
quilava
What shall quilava doWhat shall quilava do
scratch growl
Run for your life
pkmnoobs
No pp
hehehehehehe
quilava
hp
exp
quilava
hp
Lvl:5
Lvl5
A super mega critical hit
Got 50 exp points
Lvl6
Congrats quilava levelled up by 1
Attack +3
Defence +2
Speed +3
Accuracy +3
Evasiveness +2
Spd.attack +2
spd,.defence +2
Attack 7
Defence 8
Speed 9
Accuracy 10
Evasiveness 8
Spd.attack 9
Spd,.defence 9
pkmnoobspkmnoobs
quilava
I told you that yah cant I told you that yah cant fucking escape this stupid fucking escape this stupid
battle against that gay ugly battle against that gay ugly dick head now piss off and dick head now piss off and leave me alone you twatleave me alone you twat
Yeah Yeah
Yeah im Yeah im awesomeawesome
Your quite a trainer and you already have quite a strong bond between you and quilava. You must already know how to battle to get a super mega critical hit. Anyway my assistant wanted to give you theseObtained the 5 pkmbals and 5 grtbals Obtained happy ribbon
Your next door neighbour says she wants to give you these as well
Obtained the 10 potions
Hey I can do this funny thing with my head and its so funny hey are you reading good.
Here have a cheque
Trainer called ash$50,000 pkmndolrs
For excellent skills
This is how you will appear
Town of house where you start
A town in a place
Gimme something
After everyone ran away coz ur a damn ghost you decided to steal everything now you have infinity of everything there ever is to get in nonnoobalon
Then you left
Allo tis itla ya giz ya pkmnoobs so iz can eel dem
innit
Ya dey is dun man init
Gordon brown challenges you
Huh a new pkmnoob joined you
Gordon sent out geodude
geodude
hp
Lvl:12
lucario
hp
Lvl:10
What will lucario do What will lucario do
Aura sphere Mega punch
pkmnoobs
run
geodude
hp
Lvl:12
lucario
hp
Lvl:10
A one hit kill ratio hit wow
geodude
hp
Lvl:12
lucario
hp
Lvl:10
A one hit kill ratio hit wow
Hello no runningHello no running
I told you already nnoo I told you already nnoo rruunniinniinngg yyoouu ccaann rruunniinniinngg yyoouu ccaann nnoott rruunn ffrroomm aa nnoott rruunn ffrroomm aa ttrraaiinneerr bbaattllee..ttrraaiinneerr bbaattllee..
pkmnoobspkmnoobs
quilava
lucario
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