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Eye of the Devilolume

ThreeThe official newsletter of Section DWIMWI 2012

The CR performance was the final nail in the coffins for the other sections. Section

Ds CRsnaachwas so captivating that RJM witnessed a mass exodus of Tuchchas tothe washrooms and were seen enquiring for his mobile number on their way out. Acaptains knock indeed

Section D did the impossible! A galaxy of music stars from all genres, right fromElvis Presley to Lady Gaga, from Michael Jackson to AC/DC, strutted down theramp. The cheering response from the audience said it all.

DESCEND, DOMINATE and DESTROY !!!

That was the modus operandi of the dayThe audience was left spellbound after they witnessed the spectacular performance put up

y Section D on the RJM night.Following are the excerpts of the rampage that was unleashed.

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Breaking News

No teamno slotwhat sayThuThu Garh!

Saiyyan Nights, we sympathise with you. Who wouldnt tear away such a dull andboring T-shirt? Now that you have an exemplary T-shirt on display, you can take tipsfrom the Daanavs.

The Eye of the Devil caught theirThuthu(cha) CR escorting all ofthem back & forth to the bathroom.He was also found trailing behindthem picking up the stinky poop

piles they were leaving around.

At PENthuGar*Dimwits!!! Move

quickly I have to

pick the crap you

left behind

Thuu

Thu(cha)

CR

The Daanavs are here to MAKE daans to our fellow batchmates - We have atruckload of deodorant supplies in CR10. Please collect them and and spare ournoses from the stink stemming from your 4-day old t-shirts.

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After her Sections Spit(e)ful performance,she finally decided to leave EnthuGarh tojoin Daanavs. However the mortals do notknow that it is more difficult to get into theDaanav congregation than WIMWI.

Sanga, we know what you were goingthrough! For how long did you have to bearthe agony???!!!

A perfectly f(L)abhourglass figure

Its not that Im a hunterthat you wanna seemy gun!!!

We understand that youdo not wanna be seenwith your Section

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Oh Sh*t!! Inter-breeding within thuthugarhwill lead to dumber kids than us.

E ka sabse CHOTA hai!!!

Enthusiastic or horny?Thuthugarh kaDushashan

Special note:

PGPXAwesome newsletter.Hats off to you guys

for playing it fair

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The Daily DaggerA harried student from the Nangareys tired by their sections insistence ondepicting nightwear on their posters finally wrote a distress poem to share hispain and agony.

The Ballad of a Nudist

Our community- the burning embers

Vanquished by a great fire extinguisher.The source of our embers light?The Dragons Fart summoned with great might.

Ragged by the destructiononly farts to our name

The modest old nightieour only claim to fame.

Run, Run,We hear the Daanavsroar.

As it approaches we go cold,And even our Nighties start to fold.

Chanting Nangaare-Nangaare it takes a biteWe realize the pointlessness of this fight,

Defeated, obliterated we lay alone,As the Daanav sat on the T-Nite throne.

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The Daily Dagger

Our biggest sponsors of Nighties on WIMWI forced their Tuchchas into adoptingtheir dressing sense. Apparently their hands are tied with all the lingerie they have beensponsoring on their posters and therefore their tuchchas could be seen stumblingaround in huge overgrown nighties doing subservient activities like making theirposters, doing their shopping, editing their videos and even feeding them with theirown hands.When the tuchcchas could no longer support them, the blockheads could do nothingbut aimlessly bore the audience. It was reported that the Nangareystuchchasoverstrained by all the sh*t they had been doing, slept off while the deformers dancedto the chanting boos from the audience.

Even writing about them has extracted at least a 100 yawns.

, ...Leave the running around in the nighties for us

tonight