NEHA JAYANT aka RAAP-CHICK

“Kyonki Hum hum hain aur tum sab chudail ho”

Meharbaan, Kadardaan hoshiyaar

Sapera Arts

prastut karta hain

CHUDAIL Productions

ki Peshkash

Bachpan MainSaadharan Bacche khaate hain

KellogsChocolate

Aur humaari “betu” (Neha) khaati thi

Mitti / Ret Chalk/KhadiShe is the first one to reach for any L^2 floor painting. The reason is simply

the unlimited supply of chalks

IIM Bangalore ki fashionable kaamwali bai

Part time job 1 - Housekeeping

Part time job 2 – The night watch-woman

Aur din ke ant main, milta hain inhe Mehnat ka

meetha fal

Part time job 3 – The dishwasher

N(eha)GAG – The Hum

episode

A : Neha, tum kahaan thi?

Neha : Hum so rahe the..

A : Neha, tum kahaan thi?

A : Neha ab kya kare?

Neha : Hum naha rahe the…

Neha : Chalo hum khaana khaane jaate hain..

A : Hum?? A : Hum?? A : Hum = we or Hum = only Neha??

Y u say hum and no “main” or “me”

FML!!!!

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Some of her (very) ancient movie collection

Neha has more info on these movies than actually available on wiki

During placement prep, someone told her that to get into Fin companies,

you have to be very good about Markets. The very next day she

watched -

When one PGP2 said that you need to work harder

for fin companies, this time she watched

IIM Bangalore ka pyaar – Part 1Neha - “Ashok is so sophisticated,

classy”

Khetan – Ashok????

Neha – Arrey apna Thampy

Khetan – Ohhh

Neha - Crush ho gaya hume!

Khetan – Hume??? Tumhare alawa aur

kitno ko hua hain

Neha - Arrey tum samajhte nahi. Bass

hume hi hua. Corpfin class aane ka

incentive to mil gaya ab

IIM Bangalore ka pyaar – Part 2(Need we say more)

Random Comment 1 – Parul aaj kya hot lag rahi hainRandom Comment 2 (During Alum L^2) – Yaar woh white dress wali kya maal hain yaar. Main ladka hoti toh abhi jaake basss… Tum samajh lo ab.. 

IIM Bangalore ka ____ – Part 3“We are just good friends”

IIM Bangalore ka ____ – Part 4“I wish we were just good friends”

Fashionable Neha(Living up with the latest trend)

“Leg”oholicApne pairo se hain inhe beintehaa pyaar

Pesh karte hain ek nagma

Hum har 15 din mai parlour jaayenge,

Wahaan jaake pedicure karwayenge!!

pairo ko sajana hai....

Anklet, toe ring laana hain..

Waah waah .. Waah waah..

Neha ka Ideal Dulha• Singer / Poet• RetroSexual• Passionate / Wild• Good sense of humour• Pilot / Army / Navy• 5’9 – 5’11• Fair Complexion• Good english accent

Neha – The Party Animal

Roz ke dialogue –1) Chalo aaj party karte hain2) Hume party ke liye nayi dress chahiye

Favourite Dance pose

Tum sab bachhe ho samze…

Hum bade hai, to koi Hooshing nai hogi!!

Grr…

Belated Happy Birthday

Neha