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The Woman The Woman My Wife My Wife When God created My Wife Vicky he When God created My Wife Vicky he was working late on the 6th day was working late on the 6th day An angel came by and said: “Why An angel came by and said: “Why spend so much time on this one?” spend so much time on this one?” And the Lord answered: And the Lord answered: “Have you seen all the “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to specifications I have to meet to shape her ? She is to be a partner shape her ? She is to be a partner to a man of ignorance and blindness. to a man of ignorance and blindness.

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I made this for my Wife at luch last week. She cried...... Got the effect I wanted.

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The WomanThe WomanMy WifeMy Wife

When God created My Wife Vicky he was When God created My Wife Vicky he was working late on the 6th dayworking late on the 6th day

An angel came by and said: “Why spend An angel came by and said: “Why spend so much time on this one?”so much time on this one?”

And the Lord answered:And the Lord answered:“Have you seen all the specifications I “Have you seen all the specifications I

have to meet to shape her ? She is to be a have to meet to shape her ? She is to be a partner to a man of ignorance and partner to a man of ignorance and

blindness.blindness.

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““She must be washable, but not made of She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving plastic, have more than 200 moving

parts which all must be replaceable and parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands”. She must this with only two hands”. She must indure My child Charlie’s nonsence.indure My child Charlie’s nonsence.

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The angel was impressed.

““Just two hands....impossible!“Just two hands....impossible!“

And this is the standard model?! And this is the standard model?!

““Too much work for one day....wait Too much work for one day....wait until tomorrow and then complete until tomorrow and then complete

her“.her“.

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““I will not”, said the Lord. “I am so close to I will not”, said the Lord. “I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the complete this creation, which will be the

favourite of my heart”. And Charlie Needs favourite of my heart”. And Charlie Needs her. He is a lost soul with out her.her. He is a lost soul with out her.

““She cures herself when sick and she can She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day” Chasing that man’s work 18 hours a day” Chasing that man’s

copy around there home. copy around there home.

The angel came nearer and touched The angel came nearer and touched Charlies Wife. Charlies Wife.

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““But you have made her so soft, Lord” But you have made her so soft, Lord”

“She is soft", said the Lord, because “She is soft", said the Lord, because Charlie need’s that “But I have also Charlie need’s that “But I have also

made her strong, becasue he is an over made her strong, becasue he is an over bearing creation. You can’t imagine what bearing creation. You can’t imagine what

she can endure and overcome. “she can endure and overcome. “

““Can she think?" the angel asked.Can she think?" the angel asked.   

The Lord answered:The Lord answered:““Not only can she think, she can reason Not only can she think, she can reason

and negotiate. And she will have too. and negotiate. And she will have too.

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The angel touched the womans cheek....The angel touched the womans cheek....

““Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.” You have put too many burdens on her.” 

““She is not leaking....it’s a tear” the lord She is not leaking....it’s a tear” the lord corrected the angel. Charlie is acting up corrected the angel. Charlie is acting up

again.again.

““What’s it for?" asked the angel.What’s it for?" asked the angel.

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And the Lord said: And the Lord said: ““Tears are her way of expressing grief, over her Tears are her way of expressing grief, over her

love for this man, her doubts, her love, her love for this man, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride. You loneliness, her suffering and her pride. You

know I made that man stronger then most. He know I made that man stronger then most. He will try her every emotion. will try her every emotion.

This made a big impression on the angel; “Lord, This made a big impression on the angel; “Lord, you are genius.you are genius.

You thought of everything. The woman is indeed You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvellous!"marvellous!"

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Indeed she is!Indeed she is!

Vicky Ann has strengths that amazes All Vicky Ann has strengths that amazes All Men. She can handle trouble and Men. She can handle trouble and

carry heavy burdens. carry heavy burdens.

She holds happiness, love and opinions. She holds happiness, love and opinions.

She smiles when feeling like screaming.She smiles when feeling like screaming.

She sings when she feels like crying, She sings when she feels like crying, crys when she is happy and laughs crys when she is happy and laughs

when she is afraid. when she is afraid.

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She fights for what she belives in.She fights for what she belives in.

Stand up against injustice, and that bully of Stand up against injustice, and that bully of a husband I cursed her with.a husband I cursed her with.

She doesn’t take “no” for an answer, when She doesn’t take “no” for an answer, when she can see a better solution. She gives she can see a better solution. She gives

herself so her family can thrive. She herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is takes her friend to the doctor if she is

afraid.afraid.

Her love is unconditional. He dosnt deserve Her love is unconditional. He dosnt deserve her. But he is my child as well and I see her. But he is my child as well and I see

his heart. his heart.

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She cries when her two children are She cries when her two children are victorious. She is happy when her victorious. She is happy when her

friends do well. friends do well.

She is glad when she hears of a birth She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.or a wedding.

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Her heart is broken when a next of kin Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies.or friend dies.

But she finds the strength to get on But she finds the strength to get on with life.with life.

She knows that a kiss and a hug can She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart. heal a broken heart.

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There is only one thing wrong with herThere is only one thing wrong with her

She forgets what she is She forgets what she is worth...worth...

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Remember. All of Vickys Friends I send Remember. All of Vickys Friends I send this too. I too love her. Very Much.this too. I too love her. Very Much.

Charlie Mankin Charlie Mankin

Oh, and by the way. God has blessed Oh, and by the way. God has blessed me with a strong, beautiful, vibrante me with a strong, beautiful, vibrante

women, Your Friend and Mother, women, Your Friend and Mother, Vicky Ann MankinVicky Ann Mankin