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"The characters in this film are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."

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In a meantime, it is not a movie

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4My team is a great team

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scrum

kanban

TDD

pair programming

test automationIteration

On site customer

retrospective

We use agile techniques

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Cash flows

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Got more and more customers

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More teams

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MY PRODUCT IS A JAMES BOND MOVIE!

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We are global

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But I’m not happy

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My team is very

technical

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Sales are selling… a lot

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Bugs are

fixes

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Our Product is a bloody standard now!

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Guess he has

the answer

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I wish to have the same interaction with all my customers like before

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I wish that my customers are excited to attend estimation meetings and reviews

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I wish that my customer ring my phone all the time to get a new feature

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I wish that my teams knows what they are doing

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Ask Q

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Boom

yeah

YeahBoom

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James Bond is BYYB• we test it• we do it• we run it• they love it• and it runs like that

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yeah

• as conclusion, James Bond use BYYB

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27Credits

• Avatars are generated by http://www.bitstrips.com/• Picture for Q: Adam StJohn Lawrence and Markus Edgar

Hormess from http://www.workplayexperience.com

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Thanks!

Pierre E. Neis, [email protected] – Tel +352 / 661 SCRUMS

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