THE MULLETTHE MULLET

DEFINITIONDEFINITION

Mullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common Mullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common among those of lower among those of lower socioeconomic status, consisting of socioeconomic status, consisting of short, well groomed hair anteriorly short, well groomed hair anteriorly and long, flowing locks posteriorly. and long, flowing locks posteriorly.

EXAMPLEEXAMPLE

BusinessBusiness

Party Party

NOMENCLATURENOMENCLATURE

Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or “mullet cut”“mullet cut”

Eponyms: drape ape, Wisconsin Eponyms: drape ape, Wisconsin waterfall, Mississippi mudflap, waterfall, Mississippi mudflap, Missouri compromise, Louisiana Missouri compromise, Louisiana purchasepurchase

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

CAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT

Common among Common among drivers of Chevy drivers of Chevy Cameros, as well Cameros, as well as Trans Am’s and as Trans Am’s and ThunderbirdsThunderbirds

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

CAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT

SUBTYPESSUBTYPESCAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

BMX MULLETBMX MULLET

Among the longest Among the longest of the subtypesof the subtypes

Some are mistaken Some are mistaken for ugly girls for ugly girls

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

PORN MULLETPORN MULLET

Elegant blend of Elegant blend of form and functionform and function

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET

Makes up for short Makes up for short stature with long stature with long hairhair

mulletmulletMullet

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET

Makes up for short Makes up for short stature with long stature with long hairhair

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET

Makes up for short Makes up for short stature with long stature with long hairhair

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

??

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

““SPECIAL” MULLETSPECIAL” MULLET

The intellectually The intellectually challenged who challenged who sometimes forget to cut sometimes forget to cut the back of their hairthe back of their hair

MEAN AGE UNTIL 1MEAN AGE UNTIL 1STST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER SEXUAL ENCOUNTER

AMONG MULLETSAMONG MULLETS

05

101520253035404550

PORN SD=2.1

CAMERO SD=1.7

BMX SD=3.5

MIDGET SD=5.4

AGE

FEMALES: A MAJOR FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET MULLET

CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION

FEMALES: A MAJOR FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET MULLET

CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION

FEMALES: A MAJOR FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET MULLET

CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION

MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS

Professional wrestling matches Professional wrestling matches auto racesauto races monster truck rallies monster truck rallies dog tracksdog tracks

MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS

On the web:On the web:

www.mulletsgalore.comwww.mulletsgalore.com

www.northamericanmulletpage.comwww.northamericanmulletpage.com

www.nomullets.comwww.nomullets.com

MULLET MULLET QUESTIONS?QUESTIONS?