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(from Commentary! The Musical)

Copyright © 2008 Timescience Bloodclub. Used without permission. I’m on slippery ground here...

Jed Whedonas performed by Simon Helberg

trans. Moses Lei

Jed Whedon

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Fast shufe (swing it!) h = 80

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