Men Are Better Than Women (.com)

By Emily Adler

Meet (the) Dick

• Dick Masterson is the creator of menarebetterthanwomen.com, a “funny” website dedicated to trashing women and praising men.

• I’ve got to hand it to him, he comes up with some pretty incredible arguments…let’s get inside Dick’s head.

Behold: MABTW.com

Classic Dick: Why Women Hate Sex

• They’re lousy at it—just look at their magazines!

• ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’’ ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’

• Guys, it’s not your fault-Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you!

• Women = walls• sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably

thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.

Every Woman is a Cheating Whore• Nothing like getting them on that treadmill!

• Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread-just toss it in front of their face

• Fact: getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood.

• + Fact: Men are too manly to let opportunities go to waste

• = CHEATING!!!!• Men, be warned: they’re predators. Cheating is

like getting pregnant: it’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.

Every Woman is a Cheating Whore, Cont.

• Men, be warned: they’re predators! Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives, no…

• they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as.

• Bottom line: cheating is like getting pregnant: it’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.

Feminism is a Business• Feminism is the idea that

women should be treated like children.

• Make that SPOILED children: Didn’t accomplish anything this time around, sweetheart? Take another shot after we bend the fuck out of the rules.

• Women shouldn’t consider themselves happy unless they enjoy the same things men do at ten times the volume.

Feminism is a Business, Cont.

• Ever seen a woman pretend to like business or sports?

• Can we all say “attention whore”? There isn’t a big screen on Earth that can drown out the “mating hoots” of a woman who’s convinced herself she likes basketball.

• Forget business! Women like getting shit for free based on looks.

• as long as feminism doesn’t teach that, it’s a scam and a con and a cult.

Pets Are Not Children

• If men are dogs, then women are drunken parrots with The Home Shopping on speed dial.

• That’s why men are better pet owners than women the only things women know how to do are squawk and peck.

• 3 strikes and women are out!

Pets Are Not Children, Cont.

• Strike 1: Women give a show-and-tell over their pet’s lifeline.

• No one gives a shit if your cat turns purple in the winter!

• Strike 2: Pets are not babies. • It hasn’t been brewing inside of you..get over it!

• Strike 3: Women can’t take care of things as well as they complain about them.

Space…the Male Frontier

• Wondering why women have never been to the moon?

• Women ruin everything.• “those are fake”, “you only think you’re funny”,

“cigarettes cause cancer”

• That’s why women will never go to the moon, because of their piss-poor, wet-blanket attitudes.

Women Would Vote for Hitler

• Women would vote for Hitler.

• because women are all fascists• Marriage is a fascist

dictatorship of oppression• so is any relationship with a

woman• Disagree? Prepare for

assault and oppression and withheld sex

• Hitler pulled the same bullshit

Top 10 Reasons MABTW

• 10. Men do not have Tourettes Syndrome• 9. Men are not sponges

• Women are social vampires

• 8. Women are racists• They hate everything but do nothing

Top 10, Cont.

• 7. Men live less than women• Burn out faster but set the night ablaze w/ manness

• 6. Men write illegiblyWriting is stupid

• 5. Jesus was a man• 4. Men wear watches

• ‘Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’

Top 10, Cont.

• 3. Boys destroy things (paper, power)• We pop out of the man-womb and start tearing down

the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists.

• 2. Marriage is stupid• and 100% the fault of women

• 1. Men have penises• ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever

it is that you’re trying to do.’

Random Dick

Random Dick, Cont.(Death and Shitting)

Size Matters

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Isn’t He Awesome????

• Thanks for enduring that guys!!!• All views in the powerpoint were 100% pasted

or paraphrased from Dick’s site• So please don’t hate me!!