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Once upon a time there lived a Big Weenie.
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He had many friends and was well-likedby many multi-cultural people.
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One day, Big Weenie woke up super earlyto do Big Weenie chores.
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He had to be ready for tonight, because heand his lady friend were going to Multifest!
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Multifest is a place for black people.
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Big Weenie loved his Lady Friend, but heknew it would never work.
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She was always working at her 38 jobs,and besides, he liked other weenies.
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Still, he tried to make it workwith Lady Friend.
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That afternoon, he made the beststrawberry shortcake ever.
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It would be sure to win him her boobies!
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However, early that evening, Big Weeniegot very, very sleepy.
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Still, he invited Lady Friend over to his home,but the dumb ass fell asleep on the couch.
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He never woke up through all the phone callsand text messages! What a Big Weenie!
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Finally, he woke up at 1:15 that night, but itwas far too late to hang out with his wang out.
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He called Lady Friend to apologize,but she hates him now.
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Big Weenie sighed with the realization thathe would never have her boobies.
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THE END
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I know you’re probably wondering how I cameup with such a good story, but it’s actually
based on true events.
Try reading it again, but instead of Big Weenieand Lady Friend,
say Trey Goff and Asia Lee.
By the way, I mean for “Big Weenie” to meansomething like “Big Douche” and not
“OMG-look-at-his-Big-Weenie”.
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PS – After I woke up, it rained really badand my internet died, and then I
got a bad case of diarrhea.
God hates me, too.