The milpa-rvester is a machine used to harvest your milpas! It will cut the corn in one sweep and shuck it while you cut the rest! This will not only save time; it will shuck the corn perfectly, so you can get more for your money. Your milpas are probably filled with corn. We know that pushing machines for miles may be tiring. So we have invented the electric milpa-rvester drive engine, available at no extra cost! So call in to buy the milpa-rvester for $29.99!

Just pay extra shipping and handling.

Just think about it! And, if you call in the next ten minutes, we’ll lower the cost to $19.99! Just $19.99!

So call 1-888-MIL-PA12.

The Maize God Wishes You Luck!

Ever forgotten a religious day? Well, not anymore! Now, you can buy the Tzolkin Watch! This has a digital display that will show the current day of the Tzolkin Calendar. It will give an audible reminder of religious days.

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It is just $5.99 while supplies last!

The Uayeb Charm

Have you ever had very bad days on the Uayeb? Well, not anymore! We have created the Uayeb Charm, a lucky charm to keep the bad luck away! Made out of solid gold, it is sure to ward off bad luck. So get yours today!

The Uayeb Charm:

So buy yours today for $35.99, before the Uayeb!

Call 1-800-529-6363.

1-800-529-6363

Call today!

Decorative Quetzal Feathers

Ever thought your house was undecorated and looked dull? Then Decorative Quetzal Feathers are for you! They are made to look and feel like real Quetzal feathers, but are really hand-made by skilled craftsmen. Make your house look noble with Decorative Quetzal Feathers!

Can’t you see all the possibilities?

Call 1-866-512-3131 to get 10 Decorative Quetzal Feathers for

$10.99!

But Wait!

Call in the next ten minutes and we’ll double your offer! That means you’ll get 20 Decorative Quetzal Feathers!

So call 1-866-512-3131 to get them now!

The Ah Kin Prayer BookThe Ah Kin Prayer Book

Ever wanted a prayer book? Well, now you can get the best of the best! Derived from the books of Ah Kins, this book has every prayer you can think of! So now you can…

pray to Ix Chel,…pray to Ix Chel,…

pray to the Death God,…pray to the Death God,…

pray to the Maize God for a good pray to the Maize God for a good harvest,…harvest,…

all from your own home!all from your own home!

The prayer book is completely accurate and is only $10.99! So call 1-800-926-9595 to buy today.

Buy now!Buy now!

Chac-Catcher Hi! If you have high water bills, listen to this

advertisement. The Chac-Catcher is a revolutionary new rain-barrel that catches 25% more water! It works by using a new coat of plastic that lets water through one side, but not the other. This lets the water get in, but not out. It is only $50.00! So buy now. It is available in most markets.

Chac blesses you!

The Balamob Attractor attracts Balamob to your field and protects it. Yes, you may be asking if they are dangerous. No! They will not harm you if you follow the simple directions. They will safeguard your fields forever. Call 1-800-335-5121 to buy it for a low price of $25.00.

BEAUTIFUL PAINTINGS OF HUNAHPU AND XBALANQUE FOR SALE

These paintings of the Hero Twins will brighten any room! Painted by artist Second Quetzal, these paintings of the Hero Twins are almost perfect duplicates of the ones found on our temples. So brighten up your house today!

Xbalanque Painting: Hunahpu Painting:

BUY NOW AND BRIGHTEN UP YOUR HOUSE!

Call 1-800-623-5432 now and buy for $35.99. Limited Availability.

Introducing the new way to navigate the sacbes: on wheels! The RipRider is a stable platform on wheels with a rechargeable battery pack. It has a powerful electric motor, letting you zip down a sacbe at breakneck speeds! There is a revolutionary new steering system: you tilt where you want to go! It has a tow attachment to pull cargo, and it is awesome!

It is only $49.99!

We have invented the best nightlight ever! Running on solar energy in the day, it charges in the morning and automatically turns on at night. Never get lost in your room at night again!

Call 1-800-543-2121 to get yours for $5.99. The Kinich Ahau Nightlight is the best you can get!

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