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CONGR ATU LATIONS SWIMMERS THE BREEZE CONGRATULATIONS SWIMMERS Volume XIV Harrisonburg, Va., Saturday, May 9, 1936 No. 24 Equipment Is Bought For Campus Better Cars, Steinway Piano and Furniture are Being Purchased for School Many new purchases for the cam- pus has been announced by the Pres- ident's office. A new Chevrolet de- livery truck and a new DeLuxe Chev- rolet sedan which will make it pos- sible for us to use a better car than we have had on the Brldgewater trip, were bought by the school. Twelve typewriter tables and chairs were also purchased. The Board has authorized some work in typewriting and stenography, but does not contemplate developing a department of Commercial subjects. The matter of credit for the work is still under consideration by the Board. Among the other purchases of equipment there are forty-eight tables, six bookcases, and equipment for a new biological laboratory. One new Steinway piano has also been ordered for use in the music department. A considerable amount of improved machinery has been bought for use (Continued on Page 3, Column 4) o Students Attend Operas Today Madame Butterfly and Aida Are To Be Presented in Richmond Dr. A. M. Showalter, professor of Biology and Chemistry, who was elected Chairman of the Biology Section of the Virginia Academy of Science at its meeting last week in Lexington. Biology Section Of VAS Choose Chairman Dr. Showalter Elected Chair- man of Biology Section of V A S Over thirty students, chaperoned by Miss Pearle O'Neal, librarian, left campus today to attend two operas, "Madame Butterfly" and "Aida," to be presented at The Mosque in Rich- mond. "Madame Butterfly," the matinee, and "Aida," the evening perform- ance, culminate a series of nine op- eras presented at The Mosque during the past week, May 4, by The San Carlo Grand Opera Company under the auspices of the Richmond Spring Festival. The Retail Merchants As- sociation have sponsored these op- eras. With a symphony orchestra and a company of 125, the San Carlo Grand Opera Company is the largest traveling operatic organization in America. Artists of America and Europe are members of this com- pany. Fortune Gallo, impressario, is largely responsible for the company's success in its production of standard and modern operas. o 1 Faye Icard Is In Charge Of Staging For Play Members of the play producing class under the instruction of Dr. Argus Tresldder are supervising the different phases of staging for the senlor-eophomore play, "The Cradle Song," which will be presented as a Commencement feature In June. Faye Icard, Handsom, is head of the staging. The other members in charge of particular phases of stag- ing are as follows: Dorothy Day, Richmond, properties; Virginia Doer- lng, Roanoke, lighting; and Helen Sherman, Washington, D. C, and Gene Averette, Lynchburg, costumes. The entire play producing class is in charge of make-up. Elizabeth Schumacher, Washing- ton, D. 0.i is business manager for the production. Dr. A. M. Showalter was elected chairman of the biology section of the Virginia, Academy of Science at the annual session held at V. M. I. in Lexington, May 1-3. Dr. Roy L. Tay- lor, of William and Mary will serve as sub-chairman with W. L. Trelkeld of V. P. I. as secretary. Group leaders of the geology, mathematics, astronomy, physics, chemistry, and psychology sections were also named at the business meetings held after the completion of the various programs. In a presidential address before the academy. Miss Ida Sibler of Hollins College, voiced a plea fof the estab- lishment of a state museum of natu- ral history. o Dr. Frederikson Broadcasts "American Women Writers" Was Topic^Discussed by English Professor Dr. Edna T. Fredrikson, of the College English Department, gave a talk Friday afternoon over the local radio station WSVA on American Women Writers. Dr. Fredrikson said, "there is little lasting work being done; most of what is written today is for con- temporary consumption. It lacks dis- cipline in subject matter, style and length. The modern writers seek out things that they can be disturbingly frank about and the things they do write about lack authenticity." Dr. Fredrickson continued by say- ing that modern writers are full of adolescent posing and awkwardness and have no self control. When their writings become more disciplined it will be more effective In modern lit- erature. (Continued on Page 4, Column 5) o Sigma Phi Lambda Elects Janet Miller President Electing Janet Miller, Harrison- burg, as the new president of their society for the year 1936-37, Sigma Phi Lambda, freshmen and sopho- more honor society on campus has completed its selection of new offi- cers. The other officers will be Eleanor Thompson, Cambridge, Md., vice- president; Catherine Stone, Elk Creek, secretary; Emma Rand, Amelia, treasurer; and Edge Suth- erland, North Garden, historian. Point System Is Adopted New 12-Point System is Approved by Student Body A new honor point system of stu- dent organizations, drawn up with ten as the maximum and one as the minimum for any office or service membership, was adopted by the student body in a regular meeting Tuesday evening. The new system, which is yet to be approved by the Administrative Council of the Faculty, allows 12 as the highest number of points that can.be carried by any student with an average grade of B or above. In contrast with the old Bystem which held 6 as the maximum load for any student and 5 as the highest for any office, the new set-up is de- signed to give "th'e little fellows a show." This is accomplished with the new points created through rais- ing the number for the higher offi- cers and services. ( The AQ point honors ( areal w ~ l <~ the five major officers: presidents of Student Government, Y. W. C. A., and the Athletic Association, and ed- itors of the Breeze and Schoolma'am. The next highest number of points is awarded to the vice-president of the Student Government, and the business managers of the Breeze and Schoolma'am. The only 8 point officers are those of secretary-treasurer of the Student Government Association, president of the Senior Class, and the business manager of the Athletic Association. Lined up for the 7 point honors are the chairman of the Social Com- (Continued on Page 3, Column 2) o President of Hiking Club Is Jean Bundy; Group Leaders Chosen Holder Captures Swimming Cup; Seniors Take First Place In Class Ranking Jean Bundy, Lebanon, was elected president of the Hiking Club at a meeting on Wednesday, and the fol- lowing group leaders have been ap- pointed: Faye Nelson Quick, Staun- ton; Mary Ellen McKarsie, Alexan- dria; Blllie Powell, Hopewell; and Anita Wise, Mt. Vernon, N. Y. These members have hiked the re- quired fifty miles during the year and will receive letters: Elizabeth Ab- bott, Glenna Angle. Maria Bowman, Louise Boisseau, Pauline Buchanan, Leah Boyts, Isabel Buckley, Margaret Blakey, Naoma Bunting, Frances Buck, Maisie Clark, Pearl Cornett, Juanita Clowers, Eva Jane Cloonan, Louise Copeland, Betty Coupar, Stella Cather, Ruth Dobyns, Alice Doss. Marie Diehl, Alice DeFrees, Virginia Easterly, Louise Fulp, Doris Fen- tress, Fleta Funkhouser, Agnes Flip- po, Helen Ferguson, Josephine Gut- shall, Mildred Goode, Jessie Good- man, Myrtie Graves, Leoma Hammer, Tish Holler, Mary E. Holland, El- eanor Hill, Betty Hannah, Patsy Hel- dreth, Lucia Kibbie, Mabel Lunce- ford, Conway Merritt, Lucile Mosher, Charlotte Oppleman, Margaret Poats, Blllie Powell, Ruth Pullen, Sue Quinn, Faye Nelson Quick, Isobel Roberts, Virginia Reynolds, Emma Rand, Elizabeth Rawles, Virginia Ramsey, Maria Richardson, Katha- leen Shryrock, Ruth Stickley, Bernice Sloop, Lois Sloop, Ruth Schilling, Irene Sllett, Julia Shell, Sue Belle Sale, Elizabeth Treadwell, Mary Frances Taylor, Margaret Trevillian, Marjorle Thomas, Elizabeth Wil- liams, Janet Wimer, Virginia White, Lurllne Walker, Margaret Williams, Mary Wright. Anita Wise. Swimming Stunts "Dearly beloved, we are to- gether here in the sight of swim- mers and guests of H. T. C. to join together this pair in perfect aquatic safety, which is an honor- able estate." The elaborate wedding of Mr. H2 and Miss 0 of the Sophomore Class was the winning stunt. Es- pecially effective were the Brides- maids decked in brief ruffles and wide-brimmed hats carrying bal- loon bouquets. Attired in hand hammered white rubber, with a lovely cheese- cloth veil caught with knots of shoe string in each temple, the bride stepped airily forth, escorted by her father into the unknown sea of matrimony. (Needless to say, Papa, as tradition has it, "'"r"t^tK$aa»veW '•-'••-'^»*V J >>' The single ring ceremony was used, the groom presenting the bride with a lifebuoy. Following the wedding, in rank as well as in time, were the mer- maids of H. T. C—the Senior Team. Smooth, tandem swimming, surface diving, and flower forma- tions composed the well arranged water pageant. Choral Cliib To Be Reorganized New Members are Added to Club Since New Consti- tution Adopted The Choral Club under the direc- tion of Miss Edna Shaeffer complete- ly reorganized this quarter, accord- ing to Eleanor Cole, Norfolk, presi- dent. A new constitution has been drawn up and submitted to the faculty tor approval. Membership in the club is by invitation only, and Freshmen are not eligible for this organization. Officers of the Choral Club are: president, Eleanor Cole; vice-presi- dent, Vivian Weatherly, Portsmouth; secretary, Dolly Mott, Charlottesville; treasurer and sergeant-at-arms, Hope Harrison, Emporia. New members added to the club since it has been reorganized are: Wanda Spencer, Lynchburg; Ruth Sheets, Clifton Forge; Lorraine John- (Continued on Page 3, Column 4) o Harrisonburg High School Casts Annual Play Harrisonburg High School is now casting its annual play, which this year is "Step This Way." It will be directed by John W. Judd, represen- tative of the Rogers Company. "Step This Way'" has been a huge success everywhere it has played, and this school looks forward to a pos- sible presentation here. A musical comedy, it offers several tuneful songs and many attractive dances. Not only is the story clever with a mystery element, bu,t there is also a great deal of humor in it. Miss Gwendolyn Huffman, daugh- ter of Dr. C. H. Huffman, of the col- lege English department, is carrying one of the main leads. For the past five years the high school plays have been presented in Wilson auditorium. Brennan Wins Second in . Individuals; Gruber and Rostron Tie for Third Individual winner for the second consecutive time. Marguerite Holder, Winston-Salem, N. C. (Senior), car- ried off the swimming cup in the an- nual interclass meet in Reed Hall last night. Catherine Brennan, N. Y. (Senior), ran a close second for individual honors, while Helen Gruber and Jaye Rostron, also Seniors, tied for second place. The Senior class, besides claiming the individual winner in its rank, won first place in the meet with a record of 131 points for its combined teams. The Sophomores trailed a lame second with 69 points, while the Juniors followed third with 49. Freshmen, scoring 14 points^ranked fourth. «Sp?***"' ' ' -= '.^i < Stepping to the front with a well / planned and "well carried out water wedding, the Sophomores captured first place In the stunts; the Seniors ranking second with smooth figure swimming. Swimming events were: one length free style—entrants: Senior—J. Ros- tron (first), J. Tice; Juniors—J. Rice; Sophomores—E. Alderson (sec- ond); Freshman—J. Wiemer (third). Plunge for distance—Seniors: M. Holder (first); Juniors: M. Poats (third); Sophomores: M. Schoene (second). Crawl two lengths—Seniors: C. Brennan (first); E. Felgenbaum (second); Juniors: M. Shank; Soph- omores: M. Schoene; Freshmen: T. Hollar (third). Back Stroke—one length—Se- niors: M. Holder and F. Truberg (Continued on Page 3, Colunfn 5) -o "Sell Yourself" Plan Proves Successful for Sculptor Madison, Wis.—(ACP)—The sell- yourself system, brought to its peak by Max Baer when he sold some 200 per cent of himself to various man- agers under the belief that "per cents were like pieces of pie," has been successfully used by Rudolph Jegart, University of Wisconsin football play- er and sculptor, to finance a trip abroad. Having sold all the shares avail- able, Jegart left for France last week. Investors in the one-man cor- poration may look forward to divi- dends of oil paintings, water colors, or sketches on his return. Jegart is the originator of "Kin- etic Sculpture," using wire, wood and string as principal materials. His "The Lynching," in this medium won wide acclaim last fall, and he has won various prizes in other art forms. Second Prize Is Awarded HTC Glee Club Float Second prize of $50 was awarded the College Glee Club's artisUc float in competition- with four other or- ganizations at the Apple Blossom Festival held in Winchester April 31 and May 1. Tha, group of artistic floats in the second and third divisions of the gen- eral floats, which were reviewed by the queen, Miss Cornelia Larus. of Richmond, were the last of the di- visions of the Festival program.

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CONGR ATU LATIONS SWIMMERS THE BREEZE CONGRATULATIONS

SWIMMERS

Volume XIV Harrisonburg, Va., Saturday, May 9, 1936 No. 24

Equipment Is Bought For Campus

Better Cars, Steinway Piano and Furniture are Being Purchased for School

Many new purchases for the cam- pus has been announced by the Pres- ident's office. A new Chevrolet de- livery truck and a new DeLuxe Chev- rolet sedan which will make it pos- sible for us to use a better car than we have had on the Brldgewater trip, were bought by the school.

Twelve typewriter tables and chairs were also purchased. The Board has authorized some work in typewriting and stenography, but does not contemplate developing a department of Commercial subjects. The matter of credit for the work is still under consideration by the Board.

Among the other purchases of equipment there are forty-eight tables, six bookcases, and equipment for a new biological laboratory.

One new Steinway piano has also been ordered for use in the music department.

A considerable amount of improved machinery has been bought for use

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Students Attend Operas Today

Madame Butterfly and Aida Are To Be Presented in Richmond

Dr. A. M. Showalter, professor of Biology and Chemistry, who was elected Chairman of the Biology Section of the Virginia Academy of Science at its meeting last week in Lexington.

Biology Section Of VAS Choose Chairman

Dr. Showalter Elected Chair- man of Biology Section of V A S

Over thirty students, chaperoned by Miss Pearle O'Neal, librarian, left campus today to attend two operas, "Madame Butterfly" and "Aida," to be presented at The Mosque in Rich- mond.

"Madame Butterfly," the matinee, and "Aida," the evening perform- ance, culminate a series of nine op- eras presented at The Mosque during the past week, May 4, by The San Carlo Grand Opera Company under the auspices of the Richmond Spring Festival. The Retail Merchants As- sociation have sponsored these op- eras.

With a symphony orchestra and a company of 125, the San Carlo Grand Opera Company is the largest traveling operatic organization in America. Artists of America and Europe are members of this com- pany. Fortune Gallo, impressario, is largely responsible for the company's success in its production of standard and modern operas.

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Faye Icard Is In Charge Of Staging For Play

Members of the play producing class under the instruction of Dr. Argus Tresldder are supervising the different phases of staging for the senlor-eophomore play, "The Cradle Song," which will be presented as a Commencement feature In June.

Faye Icard, Handsom, is head of the staging. The other members in charge of particular phases of stag- ing are as follows: Dorothy Day, Richmond, properties; Virginia Doer- lng, Roanoke, lighting; and Helen Sherman, Washington, D. C, and Gene Averette, Lynchburg, costumes. The entire play producing class is in charge of make-up.

Elizabeth Schumacher, Washing- ton, D. 0.i is business manager for the production.

Dr. A. M. Showalter was elected chairman of the biology section of the Virginia, Academy of Science at the annual session held at V. M. I. in Lexington, May 1-3. Dr. Roy L. Tay- lor, of William and Mary will serve as sub-chairman with W. L. Trelkeld of V. P. I. as secretary.

Group leaders of the geology, mathematics, astronomy, physics, chemistry, and psychology sections were also named at the business meetings held after the completion of the various programs.

In a presidential address before the academy. Miss Ida Sibler of Hollins College, voiced a plea fof the estab- lishment of a state museum of natu- ral history.

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Dr. Frederikson Broadcasts

"American Women Writers" Was Topic^Discussed by English Professor

Dr. Edna T. Fredrikson, of the College English Department, gave a talk Friday afternoon over the local radio station WSVA on American Women Writers.

Dr. Fredrikson said, "there is little lasting work being done; most of what is written today is for con- temporary consumption. It lacks dis- cipline in subject matter, style and length. The modern writers seek out things that they can be disturbingly frank about and the things they do write about lack authenticity."

Dr. Fredrickson continued by say- ing that modern writers are full of adolescent posing and awkwardness and have no self control. When their writings become more disciplined it will be more effective In modern lit- erature.

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Sigma Phi Lambda Elects Janet Miller President

Electing Janet Miller, Harrison- burg, as the new president of their society for the year 1936-37, Sigma Phi Lambda, freshmen and sopho- more honor society on campus has completed its selection of new offi- cers.

The other officers will be Eleanor Thompson, Cambridge, Md., vice- president; Catherine Stone, Elk Creek, secretary; Emma Rand, Amelia, treasurer; and Edge Suth- erland, North Garden, historian.

Point System Is Adopted

New 12-Point System is Approved by Student Body

A new honor point system of stu- dent organizations, drawn up with ten as the maximum and one as the minimum for any office or service membership, was adopted by the student body in a regular meeting Tuesday evening.

The new system, which is yet to be approved by the Administrative Council of the Faculty, allows 12 as the highest number of points that can.be carried by any student with an average grade of B or above.

In contrast with the old Bystem which held 6 as the maximum load for any student and 5 as the highest for any office, the new set-up is de- signed to give "th'e little fellows a show." This is accomplished with the new points created through rais- ing the number for the higher offi- cers and services.

( The AQ point honors(arealw~l <~ the five major officers: presidents of Student Government, Y. W. C. A., and the Athletic Association, and ed- itors of the Breeze and Schoolma'am. The next highest number of points is awarded to the vice-president of the Student Government, and the business managers of the Breeze and Schoolma'am.

The only 8 point officers are those of secretary-treasurer of the Student Government Association, president of the Senior Class, and the business manager of the Athletic Association.

Lined up for the 7 point honors are the chairman of the Social Com-

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President of Hiking Club Is Jean Bundy; Group Leaders Chosen

Holder Captures Swimming Cup; Seniors Take First Place In Class Ranking

Jean Bundy, Lebanon, was elected president of the Hiking Club at a meeting on Wednesday, and the fol- lowing group leaders have been ap- pointed: Faye Nelson Quick, Staun- ton; Mary Ellen McKarsie, Alexan- dria; Blllie Powell, Hopewell; and Anita Wise, Mt. Vernon, N. Y.

These members have hiked the re- quired fifty miles during the year and will receive letters: Elizabeth Ab- bott, Glenna Angle. Maria Bowman, Louise Boisseau, Pauline Buchanan, Leah Boyts, Isabel Buckley, Margaret Blakey, Naoma Bunting, Frances Buck, Maisie Clark, Pearl Cornett, Juanita Clowers, Eva Jane Cloonan, Louise Copeland, Betty Coupar, Stella Cather, Ruth Dobyns, Alice Doss. Marie Diehl, Alice DeFrees, Virginia Easterly, Louise Fulp, Doris Fen- tress, Fleta Funkhouser, Agnes Flip- po, Helen Ferguson, Josephine Gut- shall, Mildred Goode, Jessie Good- man, Myrtie Graves, Leoma Hammer, Tish Holler, Mary E. Holland, El- eanor Hill, Betty Hannah, Patsy Hel- dreth, Lucia Kibbie, Mabel Lunce- ford, Conway Merritt, Lucile Mosher, Charlotte Oppleman, Margaret Poats, Blllie Powell, Ruth Pullen, Sue Quinn, Faye Nelson Quick, Isobel Roberts, Virginia Reynolds, Emma Rand, Elizabeth Rawles, Virginia Ramsey, Maria Richardson, Katha- leen Shryrock, Ruth Stickley, Bernice Sloop, Lois Sloop, Ruth Schilling, Irene Sllett, Julia Shell, Sue Belle Sale, Elizabeth Treadwell, Mary Frances Taylor, Margaret Trevillian, Marjorle Thomas, Elizabeth Wil- liams, Janet Wimer, Virginia White, Lurllne Walker, Margaret Williams, Mary Wright. Anita Wise.

Swimming Stunts

"Dearly beloved, we are to- gether here in the sight of swim- mers and guests of H. T. C. to join together this pair in perfect aquatic safety, which is an honor- able estate."

The elaborate wedding of Mr. H2 and Miss 0 of the Sophomore Class was the winning stunt. Es- pecially effective were the Brides- maids decked in brief ruffles and wide-brimmed hats carrying bal- loon bouquets.

Attired in hand hammered white rubber, with a lovely cheese- cloth veil caught with knots of shoe string in each temple, the bride stepped airily forth, escorted by her father into the unknown sea of matrimony. (Needless to say, Papa, as tradition has it,

"'"r"t^tK$aa»veW '•-'••-'^»*VJ>>' The single ring ceremony was

used, the groom presenting the bride with a lifebuoy.

Following the wedding, in rank as well as in time, were the mer- maids of H. T. C—the Senior Team. Smooth, tandem swimming, surface diving, and flower forma- tions composed the well arranged water pageant.

Choral Cliib To Be Reorganized

New Members are Added to Club Since New Consti- tution Adopted

The Choral Club under the direc- tion of Miss Edna Shaeffer complete- ly reorganized this quarter, accord- ing to Eleanor Cole, Norfolk, presi- dent.

A new constitution has been drawn up and submitted to the faculty tor approval. Membership in the club is by invitation only, and Freshmen are not eligible for this organization.

Officers of the Choral Club are: president, Eleanor Cole; vice-presi- dent, Vivian Weatherly, Portsmouth; secretary, Dolly Mott, Charlottesville; treasurer and sergeant-at-arms, Hope Harrison, Emporia.

New members added to the club since it has been reorganized are: Wanda Spencer, Lynchburg; Ruth Sheets, Clifton Forge; Lorraine John-

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Harrisonburg High School Casts Annual Play

Harrisonburg High School is now casting its annual play, which this year is "Step This Way." It will be directed by John W. Judd, represen- tative of the Rogers Company.

"Step This Way'" has been a huge success everywhere it has played, and this school looks forward to a pos- sible presentation here. A musical comedy, it offers several tuneful songs and many attractive dances. Not only is the story clever with a mystery element, bu,t there is also a great deal of humor in it.

Miss Gwendolyn Huffman, daugh- ter of Dr. C. H. Huffman, of the col- lege English department, is carrying one of the main leads.

For the past five years the high school plays have been presented in Wilson auditorium.

Brennan Wins Second in . Individuals; Gruber and Rostron Tie for Third

Individual winner for the second consecutive time. Marguerite Holder, Winston-Salem, N. C. (Senior), car- ried off the swimming cup in the an- nual interclass meet in Reed Hall last night.

Catherine Brennan, N. Y. (Senior), ran a close second for individual honors, while Helen Gruber and Jaye Rostron, also Seniors, tied for second place.

The Senior class, besides claiming the individual winner in its rank, won first place in the meet with a record of 131 points for its combined teams. The Sophomores trailed a lame second with 69 points, while the Juniors followed third with 49. Freshmen, scoring 14 points^ranked fourth. «Sp?***"' ' ' -= •■'.^i <

Stepping to the front with a well / planned and "well carried out water wedding, the Sophomores captured first place In the stunts; the Seniors ranking second with smooth figure swimming.

Swimming events were: one length free style—entrants: Senior—J. Ros- tron (first), J. Tice; Juniors—J. Rice; Sophomores—E. Alderson (sec- ond); Freshman—J. Wiemer (third).

Plunge for distance—Seniors: M. Holder (first); Juniors: M. Poats (third); Sophomores: M. Schoene (second).

Crawl two lengths—Seniors: C. Brennan (first); E. Felgenbaum (second); Juniors: M. Shank; Soph- omores: M. Schoene; Freshmen: T. Hollar (third).

Back Stroke—one length—Se- niors: M. Holder and F. Truberg

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"Sell Yourself" Plan Proves Successful for Sculptor

Madison, Wis.—(ACP)—The sell- yourself system, brought to its peak by Max Baer when he sold some 200 per cent of himself to various man- agers under the belief that "per cents were like pieces of pie," has been successfully used by Rudolph Jegart, University of Wisconsin football play- er and sculptor, to finance a trip abroad.

Having sold all the shares avail- able, Jegart left for France last week. Investors in the one-man cor- poration may look forward to divi- dends of oil paintings, water colors, or sketches on his return.

Jegart is the originator of "Kin- etic Sculpture," using wire, wood and string as principal materials. His "The Lynching," in this medium won wide acclaim last fall, and he has won various prizes in other art forms.

Second Prize Is Awarded HTC Glee Club Float

Second prize of $50 was awarded the College Glee Club's artisUc float in competition- with four other or- ganizations at the Apple Blossom Festival held in Winchester April 31 and May 1.

Tha, group of artistic floats in the second and third divisions of the gen- eral floats, which were reviewed by the queen, Miss Cornelia Larus. of Richmond, were the last of the di- visions of the Festival program.

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"WE R:SS-«O A POINT OF ORDER "

We have bragged so many times about the smooth .^^jpechanisms of our Btudent organizations and about the

question of their smoothness and efficiency seemsFalmost out of order before it is begun.

But have our praises been altogether well placed? Haven't we felt a lack and sensed a need of something, when, after class and club meetings, we see our elected leaders perplexingly rub their foreheads and wonder aloud if they have said and done the right thing? The situation is more keenly felt when we realize and have to tell the leaders that their procedure was wrong and when they give the pitiful excuse of not knowing.

The matter we are driving at is the lack and need of a definite understanding of the principles of parliamen- tary law not only by those who lead organizations but also by those who are membere. The practice of parlia- mentary law has been recognized in other places as the only means for preserving order, courtesy, and justice, and for protecting the rights of the minority while giv- ing the rule to the majority. And no substitute for par- liamentary procedure has been found on this campus! We consider it as essential for the loyalty, co-operation, and harmony we like to talk about as does the Congress of the United States.

And now, how are we to meet the need? Perhaps we could start evening classes in parliamentary law train- ing just as we conduct classes in the study of the Hand- book. In this way it would be possible to meet every member of the student body. The only drawback is the availability of capable instructors. Another suggestion, and one which could he worked on a smaller scale, is that the trainingodurse be given to the President's Council and by that means reach the members of each club or organization.

Various other methods for acquainting everyone with the principles and practice of parliamentary law could be worked out and so successfully put across that the democracy prevailing In our student organizations would be a real pride. 0

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SHARDS By AGNES BARGH

It was bound to happen! "The Music Goes 'Round and 'Round" has gotten around to the law courts. Re- cently in Chicago, William Harold Hodgson requested an accounting and damages in a plagiarism suit filed in Federal Court, naming Edward Farley and Michael Rlley, songwriters, Rockwell O'Keefe, Inc., Select Music Publications, Inc., and the Columbia Pictures Corpora- tion as defendants. Mr. Hodgson charges that the words and music of this popular "malady" were pil- fered from his own "Orange Number."—Musical Digest. 0 >-.

If you were traveling, where would you go.? Take a peep at the picturesque (a very useful word,

incidentally) scenes of New Hampshire hills, or slip over to Germany and see the.fashion parade of elabor- ate costumes in rural sections.

Of course if you're not so inclined there's Russia ahead and the lovely city which Peter the Great built "as a window looking out on Europe."

Back across the channel to Derby Day in Epsom, England—crowds, horses, tipsters, horse traders, all the hurly-burly of an Epsom holiday.

Switzerland—but stop. How did I get here? Through the pages of Travel Magazine in the western corner of the Reading Room—Coming?

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Something to look forward to?—"Give Us This Night" starring Gladys Swarthout and Jan Kiepura.

This film has been heralded as the first operetta writ- ten especially for the screen and a turning point in the translation of operatic music into screen terms and the American debut of the sensational Polish tenor, Jan Kiepura.

VijgfrfrfuJujffil^'3*m>pJffi Helen Hayes in "Vic- toria Regina," in the theatre, to Paul Muni in "The Life of Louis Pasteur," in pictures, and "to Artuso Tos- canini, in Music. ^

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COLLEGIATE REVIEW

Exactly how one may be public property, do just as one pleases, and still not attract excessive attention has long been the problem of many prominent figures. To date no Infallible solution has been discovered. One of the outstanding failures In the search Is Representative Zloncheck (D) of Washington state who is making merry around the capltol buildings and surrounding territory.

Perhaps, though, it Is a decided insult to the true searchers of privacy and seclusion to class Mr. Zlon- check with this group; rather, he appears to belong with that class of school-boys, sent out to represent the school, whose Idea of representation is to have a good time, appear happy-go-lucky and eccentric, and Impress

11 by-standers with their Importance, unconventional- ity, and "man-about-townishness." Still slightly adoles- cent, is our verdict

Not satisfied with an all day skirmish with Washing- ton, D. C, policemen including two physical scuffles, a ticket for driving 70 miles an hour in the city, and a half day In the traffic court jail for contempt of court, Mr. Zloncheck within the same week goes on another spree, secretly marries at 21-year-old girl whom he admits having known at least a week; cooks Irish stew for newspaper reporters desiring interviews, and, at-

(By Associated Collegiate Press) Harvard's Pie Eta Club was forced to appeal to

women's colleges for a supply of chorines to dance in the annual show when members refused to shave their legs.

Knox College is using alumni as "career" advisers. Children who will be unsuccessful in later life can

be spotted at the age of six, says Dr. J. W. M. Rothney, of Harvard.

Bernard Crasner, 41, who matriculated at C. C. N, Y. when he was 20, will get his degree in June. The World War is responsible for the delay.

An overdose of vitamin D can be fatal, in the opinion of University of California experts.

Foreign films have been made a regular part of Am- herst language courses.

Rollins College, Florida, is the latest to give Presi- dent Franklin D. Roosevelt an honorary degree.

More than 1,000 Warsaw University students picket- ed the Polish school recently in protest against high fees.

New York University has provisionally refused an invitation to attend Heidelberg University's anniversary celebration in June.

Excessive bathing may mean a guilty conscience, ac- cording to University of Chicago psychologists.

Colgate University Faculty held a model national Re- publican convention recently. "■

"Wire-tapping" on personal calls in girls' schools and junior colleges is a widespread practice.

New England colleges recently held the ninth annual model League bt.Natlons session at Williams.

The next war will be won by the nation having the best gasoline, says Dr. Merrell R. Fenske of Pennsyl- vania State College.

CAMPUS $j Young Lady: "You say you were

on a raft for six days and had noth- ing to eat but mutton. Where did you get the mutton?"

Old Salt: "Well, you see, the sea was very choppy.

(If you thinkthis is funny you are a Philistine.) (And that is not a nice thing to be.)

Lady (to old Bailor): "Do those tattoo marks wash off?"

Sailor: "I couldn't say. Mum."

"Mr. Grimes," said the rector to the vestryman, "we had better take up the collection before the sermon this morning."

"Indeed!" "Yes, I'm going to preach on the

subject of economy."

"My wife made me what-I am." "Have you forgiven her yet?''

Aunt Mary: "Good gracious, Har- old, ,, what would your mother say if she saw you smoking cigarettes?"

Harold: "She'd have a fit They're her cigarettes."

Rich Man to Suitor: "Would you love my daughter just as much if she weren't rich?"

Suitor: 4"Of course." Rich Man: "That settles It I want

no Idiots in this family."

Pope Pius the IXth was not with- out a certain sense of humor. One day while sitting for his portrait to Healy, the painter spoke of a monk who had left the church and gotten married. The Pope said, not without malice, "He has taken his punish- ment into his own hands."

THE HAS AND THE ARE I'd rather be a Could Be

If I couldn't be an Are; Because a Could Be Is a May Be

With a chance of touching par. I'd rather be a Has Been

Than a Might Have Been, by far; For a Might Have Been has never

been, But a Has was once an Are. *w

—Ladles Home Journal.

tired in Indian headgear, offers to meet the tennis table champion of America. One could hardly ask more of a one-ring circus for a single day's entertainment

We admit that fun is fun but also Insist that "business is business.

Can there be found a more stinging Indictment against the intelligence of a nation than that such a representative should be found in its law-making body? Can there be a more striking proof of the incompetence of that law-making body than that It had granted such a representative an indefinite leave of absence from sessions "on official business" so that he might be caught speeding a second time on the Washington- Alexandria road while just beginning a pleasure trip to Florida. And furthermore he draws a salary for such noble service!

Possibly we hope to develop a nonchalafat, blase House of Representatives who slip casually through a red light at 80 miles an hour, wink at the traffic cop, and If stopped and accused, question lightly, "Who, me?" and drive on—one never knows.

If you were voting, where would you stand?

QUINN'S COLUMN

This Collegiate World 4 '

(By Associated Collegiate Press) j Columbia

Among the Ingenious college youth of the country, we think we ought to place the name of Harold Jesurun of Columbia alongside that of young Mr. Gorin, founder of the Veterans of Future Wars.

Mr. Jesurun, you may remember, is the student who worked up a tidy bit of business waking up his fellow students each morning BO they would not miss class. He earns his way through school with his deft Taps on the Shoulder and Nudges in the Ribs.

But in this business too, science has led to refinements of method. Mr. Jesurun does nothing BO crude now, as Jabbing in the Midriff. Now he has a special concoction of am- monium _ chloride In a little vial, which he slips under the nose of the deep breathing ones.

This technique Is 100 per cent ef- ficient, since it not only awakens, but It Instantly clears the mind and leaves one ready for the first hour class. 1

Of coUTse, Mr. Jesurun had first to sell his proposition to fellow slug- gards. An example of his promotion method, as he himself described It: "You take Fernando. Well, Fernan- do set his alarm clock for 6:30 a. m. When he was sleeping I sneaked in

Susan Quinn

Presenting—Miss Cornelia Anne Larus, 13th Queen of the Apple Blos- som Festival, Winchester, Virginia.

The coronation was over. The pag- eant had begun, only to cease when the rain drove everyone to shelter, I found the "Queen" in one of the offices of the Handley school. So far she had not been interviewed, but many, many snapshot amateurs, newspapermen, and professionals, had had their turns.

Miss Larus was lovely in her white satin gown. She sat before a large desk, with .an oversized pencil In one hand, and a cigarette in the other. She was surrounded by people, most- ly children, who sought autographs or juBt the privilege of being near her.

I noticed as I wormed my way to gain a place in front of her, that she looked at each person who had oc- casion to speak to her or to thrust a slip of paper at her for her signa- ture.

She was Asking one small girl, "Have you gotten one each year?" At about that point she recognized

me. I had asked her if she would have timfe to answer a few questions, to which she had replied in her very individually attractive manner,

"I'd love to talk with you!" I didn't know just what one would

ask a queen of May, so I started with the weather.

"How did you feel about the rain?"

"It didn't bother me at all. I was very well sheltered by raincoats that people offered me."

I realized I had competition im- mediately, as she said something to one of the many people about her.

"Would you mind repeating that?" I asked.

"I said, I've never had BO much fun as "

I didn't get It—- "As when?"' "As I'm having," she remarked,

smiling at me. "Well, it's a good thing you're

talking, because I don't know what to ask you!" I laughingly remarked.

"I'm so glad," she said, "because I don't know what to tell you. That sounds like I'm not having such a good time."

I tried again. "What's the most fun you've had?"

"Oh, I don't know. I never had so much fun as cutting my pictures out of the paper—oh, don't say that, it sounds—well, I don't care, go ahead and put it in!"

"What do you think about with all this glamour and attention you have?"

"What do I think about?" she half raised her voice, and half sighed. "I think, what do I say next, and what do I do next," she said.

"Well, If that's your trouble, and since mine is 'what do I ask next', I guess the best thing to do is stop here!" ,

She laughed. We talked a little bit, and then as I said, "Goodbye, I'll see you In Richmond!" She called back,

"Make a good story out of'it, hear?"

his room and set it for 8:30 a. m. Then the next morning, I made a call and easily convinced him of the su- periority of my method over that of alarm clocks." —; ' - * ■

Brown Brown University writer, in an es-

say describing a physical examina- tion:

"He rolled up his arm to the el- bow, ripping off the button.*'

The somewhat complacent Brown students, by the way, have had a

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Dramatic Tea Given Junior Class At Alumnae Hall

Dr. and Mrs. Sawhill Give Buffet Dinner for Alpha Rho Delta

The members of the Junior class were guests at a dramatic tea given by the college at Alumnae Hall last Wednesday from four-thirty until six o'clock.

Those in the receiving line were: Betty Martin, president of the class; Ellen Eastham, vice-president; Ade- laide Howser, secretary; Helen Shut- ters, treasurer; Miss Margaret Hoff- man and Dr. H. G. Pickett, sponsors; and Bertha Jenkins, chairman of the social committee.

A skit entitled "Night Club Girl" was presented. Mary Stuart took the part of Clara, Mildred Bundy of Hope, and, Adelaide White of Despair.

The parlor was attractively dec- orated with red tulips and cream candles. Piano music was furnished by Julia Kilgore.

Buffet Dinner

A buffet dinner for members of Alpha Rho Delta was given at the home of Dr. and Mrs. John Sawhill on South Mason Street last Wednes- day evening at six o'clock.

Dr. Sawhill is the sp'onsor of this club, whicyjis a classical language organization on campus.

Josephine Acton accompanied Lu- clle Webber to her home in Winches- ter over Saturday and Sunday.

Ila Arlington spent the week-end with her aunt, Mrs. O. G. Jackson, in Hot Springs.

Gertrude Ashenfelter was the guest of Mrs. John Robinson in Lexington recently.

Girls Home For Week-End Those girls who were at home over

Saturday and Sunday were: Maxine Bowman, Mt. Jackson; Elizabeth By- waters, Winchester; Ethel and Retha Cooper, Winchester; Eleanor David- son, Appomattox; Elizabeth David- son, Appomattox; Roberta Dinwiddle, Sweet Briar; Frances Douglas, Grot- toes; Mattye Ellyson, Richmond; Josephine Gutshall, Monterey; Leona Hammer, Crabbottom; Marye Harris, Unionville; Mabel Housenfluck, Win- chester: Edith Humphreys, Stuarts Draft; Anna McCormlck, Spotts- wood; Anna Miller, New Market; Frances Milton, Roanoke; Gene- vleve Monroe, Roseland; Dorothea Oas, Waynesboro; Helen Patterson, Spottswood; Kathryn Shull, Winches- ter; Mary E. Steele, Stephen's City; Mary Lois and Ruth Warner, Hamil- ton.

Lucille Carper was called to her home in White Post recently due to the illness of her grandmother.

Mary Trigg Gannaway accompan- ied Elizabeth Bywaters to her home in Opequon over Saturday and Sun- day.

CALENDAR

Saturday, May 9—Movie, "La Ma- ternelle," in Wilson Hall. Matinee and evening— 8 p. m.

Sunday, May 10—Y. W. C. A. pro- gram, Wilson Hall, 1:45 p. in.

Wednesday, May 13—Birthday Dinner, Bluestone Dining Hall, 6 p. m.

Thursday, May 14—Y. W. C. A., Vespers, Wilson Hall, 6:30 p. m.

Friday, May 15—Y. W'.'C. A. pic- nic at camp.

Frances Sale Club picnic on cam- pus. 1

Junior Choir Opens Music Week

Katherine Gay was the Friday night guest of Margaret Thompson at her home in Lexington.

Virginia Hull was the week-end guest of Mrs. Fred Shull, Winches- ter, recently.

Faye Icard accompanied Retha and Ethel Cooper to their home in Win- chester last week-end.

Point System (Continued From Page 1, Column 3)

mittee, vice-president of Y. W. C. A., presidents of the Junior and Sopho- more classes, art editor of the Schoolma'am, vice-president of the Athletic Association and president of Kappa Delta Pi, Glee Club, and Strat- ford Dramatic Club.

Six point honors are given to 10 officers: the recorder of points, chair- man of the Standards Committee, treasurer of Y. W. C. A., president of the Freshman class, assistant editor of thg Breeze and Schoolma'am, and snapshot editor of the Schoolma'am, treasurer of the Athletic Association, and presidents of Sigma Phi Lambda and Sesame Club.

Five points, half of the highest honors, are credited to members of the Social Committee, chairman of the program committee of Y. W. C. A., vice-president and treasurer of the Senior class, members of the Art staff of the Schoolma'am, copy ed- itor, news editor, head writer, and head typist of the Breeze, assistant business manager of the Athletic As- sociation, captain of the varsity team, president of Aeolian, business man- agers of the Glee Club and Stratford Dramatic Club, assistant conductor of Blue-Stone Orchestra, and presi- dents of all clubs not otherwise des- ignated. »

Four Point Group Largest The largest number of honor offi-

cers and memberships is found in the 4 point group which includes mem- bers of the Student Council, house presidents, members of the Standards committee, fire chief of campus, sec- retary or member of the cabinet of Y. W. C. A., secretary and business manager of the Senior class, vice- presidents and treasurers of the Ju- nior, Sophomore, and Freshman classes, members of the editorial and business staffs of the Breeze and Schoolma'am, secretary and member of the Council of the Athletic Asso- ciation, player on a varsity team, treasurer of Stratford, presidents of the Orchestra and Cotillion Club, and chairmen of the program and social committees of Sesame Club.

In line for the 3 point honors are the editor of the Handbook, assist- ants to the fire chief, business man- agers of the Junior, Sophomore, and Freshmen claBste, typists of the Breeze, chief scribe of Scribblers, other officers of Stratford, business manager of the Orchestra, and the officers or chairmen of program com- mittees of any clubs not otherwise mentioned.

The initial program in celebration of Music Week was presented over WSVA by the Junior Choir, of the Presbyterian Church, Sunday, May 3, a? 3:30 p. m. This program was fol- lowed by a song ensemble by the Methodist Student Choir.

The Junior Choir, under the direc- tion of Miss Edna Shaeffer, sang, "Father, We Thank Thee," by Ma- son; "Prayer of The Norwegian Child," by Korentz; "List to the Lark," by Dickinson; "Alleluia to The King," by Clemens; and "Father, We Thank Thee for Music," by Handel.

The Methodist student choir, un- der the direction of Daisy May Gil- ford, included on their program two songs from the Messiah by Handel and a solo by Mildred Johnson. Mary Edna Glenn is president of the stu- dent choir and Emma Dunbar is ac- companist. o

Glee Club Broadcasts Over Local Station Thursday

As their participation in National Music Week, the Harrisonburg Col- lege Glee Club presented a program Thursday afternoon from Wilson au- ditorium over the local radio station

WSVA. The past week has been celebrated

by music lovers throughout the na- tion as music week.

The Glee Club sang the following selections: "Calm As The Night," Bohm; "The Nightingale and the Rose," Rimsky-Korsakoff; "Maples," Branscombe; "The Old Woman and the Peddler," Kenscella; "The Star" (Trio), Luemma Phipps, Lois Rob- ertson, and Charleva Crichton; "In My Garden," Rugger; "April Night" (Solo), Charleva Crichton; "Believe Me If All Those Endearing Young Charms," Irish Folk Song; "Alma Mater," Tune of an old Viennese Mel- ody.

Katherine Gay Is Speaker At YW ' On Sunday

"The Christian in Advertis- ing" Was Talk Given, Thursday

Lettie Gae Newland was the guest of Mrs. Glenn Bolls In Luray, recent-

ly. (Continued on Page 4, Column 1)

COMPLIMENTS

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Next to the minimum number of honor points are assigned to assist- ants to the recorder of points, busi- ness manager of the Handbook, ser- geant-at-arms of all classes, cheer leader of the Athleitc Association, and members of the Glee Club, Strat- ford, Orchestra, and the Debating Club.

The lowest point is given to a class sports leader, members of the House Committee, Choral Club, and Fresh- man Chorus, and Associate members of Stratford.

The revision of the system was

made by ^ie faculty and Student

Committee on points composed of

Professor G. W. Chappelear, Miss

Bessie J. Lanier, and Dr. Rachel F.

Weems, and Mary Knight, Mary

Ethel Outlaw, and Dolores Phalen.

Mrs. Annie Bailey Cook and the five

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Katherine Gay, Portsmouth, was speaker at the Sunday Y. W. service .which was led by Linda Barnes, Stuart.

The topic of the service was "Don't Lie," and K. Gay told how the liar loses his own respect and that of his fellow men.

Completing the program Frances Sifford, Norfolk, sang "Beneath the Cross of Jesus," and Dollle Mott, Charlottesville, read "Deceit," by Lizette W. Reesee.

Hilda Finney, Pen Hook, conduct- ed the Thursday evening Y. W. serv- ice. Featured on the program was a joint talk by Lucy Clarke, Culpeper, and Lucille Smiley, Roanoke. Having as their theme "The Christian in Ad- vertising," L. Clarke spoke on adver- tising and its influence on business and L. Smiley concluded the talk with a discussion of spiritual adver- tising advertising. "How valuable Is the trade-mark 'Christian' because of you?" she challenged. Helen Hardy, Amelia, played as a special selection the hymn, "Are You Able?" The program concluded with the Y. W. Benediction repeated in unison.

New Officers Are Chosen For Clubs

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Lanier Literary Society Gives Skit: "The Coquette"

Cotillion New officers for the Cotillion Club

were chosen Tuesday night: Kath- erine Beale, Holland, president; Marjorle Fulton, Gate City, vice-pres- ident; Mary Porter, Toano, secretary; Ruth Bodine, Harrisonburg, treas- urer; Elberta Rice, -Galthersburg, Md., business manager; and Betty Martin, Salem, sergeant-at-arms.

Equipment Bought (Continued From Page 1, Column 1)

in the kitchen and a sufficient amount of tile has been acquired to replace the plastered side walls with tiled walls.

Other additions include 368 new shades for three dormitories and new medicine cabinets for the dormitories in which are wash basins and no cab- inets.

The Board has authorized the ex- penditure of $1,700 for the new bookkeeping equipment for the Bus- iness Manager's office and $2,500 for the building of passage ways con- necting Maury and Wilson and Wil- son and Reed.

The exterior of the Dormitories and Wilson Hall have been painted and landscaping of the shrubs and trees, presenting an attractive ap- pearance of the campus.

Choral Club (Continued From Page 1, Column 4)

son, Clifton Forge; Agnes Thomp- son, Lexington ;Agnes Arnold, Mas- sawadox; Virginia Uhlin, Ceballos, Cuba; Josephine Sanford, Orange; Ruth Mathews, Front Royal; Billie

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Lee Friday night new officers for the

Lee Literary Society were elected: Helen Shular, East Stone Gap, presi- dent; Frances Goalder, Morrison, vice-president; Hilda Finney, Pen Hook, secretary; Catherine Stone, Elk Creek, treasurer; Barbara Moody, Beaver Dam, sergeant-at- arms; Lena Mundy, Harrisonburg, chairman of program committee, and Anita.Wise, Mt. Vernon, N. Y., critic.

Holder Wins Cup (Continued From Page 1, Column 5)

(first) tie; Juniors: E. Cooper; Soph- omores: S. Quinn (second); Fresh- man: M. Fitzgerald (third).

Medley Relay—Seniors: Gruber, Holder, Brennan (first); Juniors: Poats, Cooper, Shank (fourth); Sophomores: Byer, Quinn, Alderson (second); Freshman: Law, Fitzger- ald, Hollar (third).

Obstacle Relay—Seniors: Fusco, Tice, Truberg, Gruber (first); Ju- niors: Turner, Cooper, L. Sloop, F. Rice (second); Sophomores: Scho- ene, Sampson, Beazley, Van Landing- ham (third).

Advanced Diving—Seniors: Bren- nan (second); Rostron (first); Soph- omore: S. Quinn; Freshman: Law (third); Holler.

Crawl Relay—Seniors: Truberg, Holder, Rostron, Brennan (first); Juniors: Shank, F. Rice, L. Sloop, Poats (third); Sophomores; Sue Quinn, Alderson, Byer, Sampson (second).

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May Foolscap To Appear Tuesday

Hay Fever Element Prevails in Third Issue of Magazine

Wearing the green jacket of springtime and labeled the Hay Fever Number, the third issue of the Fools- cap, Southern Comic, will appear on campus next Tuesday. And, hay fev- er or not hay fever issue, it's not ex- actly a number to be sneezed at.

Take a look at "Get That Man! or They Shall Not PasB"—get a whiff of the stinging satire in it (or did we imagine it was satirical?) and just try sneezing.

Some short jokes—not bad—eome not good—but after all, any bridge mixture has a lot of nuts in it.

As for "Fun at Sweet Briar"— perhaps we'd add—Sweet Briar ain't the only place—but It's a good yarn.

Coming back to Hay Fever—if you want running eyes and a red nose, or vica versa, read "Co-ed%: they're for .... Remembering " Alas, the tragedy of one who sneezes at the sight of goldenrod is as nothing to the sadr~,fteoLreanemberi'}r: ^^ —with some other guy, or the knowl- edge that tomorrow that delectable golden-haired queen will be a dish- water blond classmate saying catty comments about all other co-eds—?

Check carefully each field of clov- er blossoms for a choice bit labeled "Ode to Sin"—another one of those things we wish we'd written.

Cartoons on the whole are not so good, but look on page 27. (If you do not think this is funny, you are a PhlliBtlne. See Campus Tom.) o

Society (Continued From Page 3, Column 1)

Elizabeth Patterson was the week- end guest of Mrs. A. C. Borden in Waynesboro.

Louise Phillips and Mrs. Ileta Cummings attended the Association for Childhood Education Convention held in New York City, April 28- May 2.

Ruth Sherman was the guest of her sister, Mrs. Charles Hortman, in Broadway recently.

Cotillion Officers Entertained

Dr. and Mrs. Henry Converse en- tertained at bridge at their home in honor of the Cotillion Club officers last Thursday evening. Those officers present were: Gene Averett, Eliza- beth Gilley, Marion Townsend, Ann Kellam, Dorothy Beach and Bertha Jenkins. Mrs. A. B. Cook and Miss Helen Marbut, sponsors of the club, were also present.

Visitors on campus for the May Day celebration were: Misses Mar- garet Holt, Alice Rhodes, Ruth At- well, Ethel Arehart, Ruth Hopewell, Mrs. Paul Cartee, Mrs. W. T. Barr,

Mrs. W. E. Holler, Mrs. W. F. White,

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Pranksters Face Federal G-Men

' Send Fake Bomb to Chan- cellor C. W. Flint

Syracuse, N. Y.—(ACP)—Person- al, if slightly informal relations with a lot of G-men were enjoyed by twenty-five Syracuse University stu- dents last week when the finger of the law identified them as the prank- sters who had sent a. fake bomb to Chancellor Charles W. Flint. They were charged with disorderly con- duct, and the postofflce department wired a note of cheer from Washing- ton, saying that Federal action might be taken.

The tale begins with a group of architectural students sitting around trying to think of something to do instead of studying architecture. Some bright lad thought of the bomb plot, and an infernal machine was immediately constructed from taped wires, cotton, dead dry cell batteries, cardboard tubes filled with sugar and an old alarm clock. Addressed to "Comrade Chancellor Charles W. Flint," It was entrusted to the U. S. Mails, wherein lay its undoing.

An alert postofflce clerk, noting the horrendous "Comrade" salutation, and the ticking of the alarm clock, rushed the^package to a pail of,wa- ter. Postal Inspectors opened it in due time, were at first convniced It was genuine. The sugar-soaked cot- ton had the same appearance as gun- cottoq, they said.

The University did not concern it- self with the sad plight of the twen- ty-five pranksters when G-men had rounded them up and hustled them into cells at the city jail. "The mat- ter is in the hands of the authori- ties," said Vice-Chancellor William P. Graham. o

La Maternelle Presented By French Circle

"La Maternelle,"- a movie showing life in a French Nursery School, was shown Saturday, May 9, in Wilson auditorium at 1:25 o'clock and will be presented again tonight at 8:00 6'clock. French dialogue is used in the picture, but English captions will enable anyone to follow the story. The movie is brought here by the French Club In conjunction with the Lyceum Committee.

"Conquest of Diphtheria" Is Shown In Chapel Friday

"The Conquest of Diphtheria," an educational movie made by Metro- politan Life Insurance Company, was shown Friday morning in chapel un- der the auspices of the Curie Science

Club. Old and new methods of the

treatment of the disease were con-

trasted, and the importance of in-

noculation was stressed.

Art Exhibit Is On Display

Oil Paintings Collected by Thomas Parker and Student Work is Shown in Wilson

An exhibit or oil paintings collect- ed by Taomas Parker, of Washing- ton, D. C, who has charge of the Southern Art Projects for the federal government, has been sent to the art department of the College by Dr. George B. Zehmer, head of the ex- tension department of the University of Virginia, who is in charge of the circulation of the exhibit in the state.

The paintings, including several by leading American painters, are now on display in Room 25 of Wilson Hall, where they may be seen from 9 until 5:30 until next Tuesday.

Another exhibit of Interest may be seen in the third floor corridor of Wilson Hall during the same period. It represents the work of advanced students of art at the college. The exhibit, which was shown at the joint meeting of the Southeastern and the Western Art Associations in Nashville, Tenn., the first of April, has just been returned from Rich- mond. When shown in this city it was given the highest rating of any exhibit sent from Virginia.

. Nineteen paintings are included in the'SStttherri* Pr»>cC ^ZZZtZlZ±~,- "Rocky Point," is by Frederick J. Waugh, of New York City, one of America's best marine painters. Ho- bart Nichols, New York City, another leading artist, is represented" by "Snow Mantle." Walter Ufer, an- other New Yorker who Is known for his scenes of New Mexico, and as one of the best painters of Indian life, has "Desert Pals" as his contribu- tion.

Also in the exhibit are "Moonlit Coast of Miami,'''by P. King; "White New York City, "Autumn Design," by Minor S. Jameson, of Chevy Chase, Md., "Great-grandmother's Tea Pot," by Hattie E. Burdette, of Washing- ton, D. C, and "Upper Potomac Country," by Garnett W. Jex, also of Washington.

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(Continued From Page 2, Column 3) tragic experience lately, which has rather undermined their faith in the established order of things.

"Marji" is a young waitress near the campus, we understand. Very pretty and all that. For weeks she dated with no one, despite the or- ganized competition among the very best fraternities on the campus. Then suddenly, she did something that so shocked the student body that the Incident was deplored in the Brown paper.

She dated a non-fraternity, non- college man.

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Alpha Dramatists Present Play

"Our Aunt From California' is Given in Monday Chapel

Conducting the Chapel exercises Monday In Wilson Hall, the Drama group of the Alpha Literary Society presented the one-act farce, "Our Aunt from California." by Barnum, and copyrighted by Samuel French. Mary Elizabeth Stewart, Roanoke, directed the play.

This play showed unusual prepara- tion and careful direction. Particu- larly outstanding, due to their acting performance, were Mary Clarke, Brooklyn, N'. Y., as the mischievous modern daughter, and Patricia Minar, Cherrydale, as the rich aunt from California.

The other members of the cast in- cluded: Leah Boyts, Hooversville, Pa., as Felicia Needy, Louise Hankla, Louisa, ae Rosalie Needy, and Mary Clarke, as Sally Needy, three sisters; Josephine Moncure, Alexandria, as MTS. Needy, their mother; Margaret Teasdale, Chase City, as Dressmaker; Isabelle Buckley, Rural Retreat, as Maid. o ,

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Dr. Gilford Reports Four Year Elementary Teachers Are in Demand

"Superintendents have called for more teachers this year than in pre- vious years," Dr. W. J. Gifford, chair- man of the Student Placement Com- mittee, said yesterday.

Dr. Gifford stated also that there were more demandB for four year elementary graduates than any other group.

So far students have accepted po- sitions in the primary grades, upper grades, physical education (in Penn- sylvania), and dietetic capacities. But work for the placement committee yet consists of placing over a hun- dred Seniors and about 75 Sopho- mores.

Dr. Frederikson Broadcasts (Continued From Page 1, Column 2)

Dr. Fredrikson also said she ob- jected to the lack of punctuation and the length of the writings of today. She said, "They might as well pub- lish these longer works and call them ,'J4i»waiw»''^iKV~j^^jV-~*k-»*-».i

* *'Any* author/' TJrT Fredrickson" said, "who cannot exercise enough discipline to put his work in somp order is bound to go unread by most of the reading public. Modern writ- ers are lazy."

Dr. Fredrikson continued by giv- ing alight biographical sketches and criticism of the following famous American women writers: Gertrude Stein; Willa Cather; Edith Whar- ton; Caroline Miller; Josephine John- son, Elizabeth M. Roberts, and Ellen M. Glasgow.

This program was one of a series sponsored by the local chapter of American University Women. o

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