CLUB SIBERME CLUB SIERRA BERMEJA

SOCIO-CULTURAL DE ESTEPONA

INTERNATIONAL CLUB OF ESTEPONA

FOR ALL ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE of San Pedro - Estepona - Casares

Manilva - Sotogrande & Beyond

MAY 2014 Edition www.siberme.com

Email: clubsiberme@hotmail.com

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Page 27 Our trip to WA (Western Australia)

Member’ Article

Page 28 Nigel’s Classified ads + Golf

Group News

Page 30 This Month’s Recipe + Leisure Page

Page 31 Anne Hardwick, Members’ Article

Page 32 General Information

Page 33 Committee and Advert Info

Page 34 Just for a Smile

Page 5 President’s Letter

Page 6 Bulletin Board – Lottery

Page 7 Computer Tips, Scam of the Month

Page 8/9 A Visit To Surprising China Continued Members’ Article Page 11/12 Past Events

Page 14 May Events

Page 17/18 May Calendar

Page 25 Events For Your Diary

President Doug Mitchell Editor Terry Smith Advertising Jackie Simmonds

Disclaimer: - The committee wishes to declare that ICE does not accept

responsibility for the contents of articles nor the claims made by advertisers.

Printed by Digiprint, Avda Litoral, Edificio Visamar, Blq 2 Local 9, 29680 Estepona

Visit Our New Improved Club Website: www.siberme.com

Free Wi-Fi for members at the clubhouse. Now upgraded to 8Mb

The magazine is published on the website on or before the first day of each month.

PLEASE MENTION ICE CLUB & MAGAZINE WHEN

CONTACTING ADVERTISERS.

Editor Terry Smith

Phone 951 276 690

Mobile 677 656 319

Email: terrysmith@siberme.com

ICE Magazine Contents

EDITORIAL:

So much going on at the club in the near future, new ventures are being well supported, and

as you can see on page 18 yet another new venture is planned.

The clubs page has been revamped with many members having joined the

group. Organiser to contact if you wish to be involved is Anna Tandy.

Helen Oldfield has asked me to remind members of the Adana Dog Show Estepona on Sun-

day 4th May to be held at Palacio de Congresos, see Helen for further details. Terry Smith

Input from members for your

magazine, interesting articles and

experiences. Important informa-

tion, funny stories, poetry,

recipes, restaurant revues, etc.

These can be emailed to me or left

at the clubhouse.

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Tel: 952 788 117

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OAP days are Monday to Friday

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I make curtains

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Call Heidi on 606-237-757

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YOUR CLUB NEEDS YOU MORE VOLUNTEERS REQUIRED

Your club is run by volunteers, without them we cannot function. Help is required for the following: Bar staff, training will be given, see Mac McIntyre Bar Manager. Help required by catering teams for preparation and serving to members, Thursday mornings, no cooking, no clearing up. See Catering Manager Brenda Taylor. See also above. Meeters and greeters to man the front door for just an hour on a Thursday club morning, see Maureen Baldwin-Winckle.

Food For Thought

Submitted by Rosemary Ferguson

“When Life deals you lemons, make lemonade!”

DO YOU LIKE PREPARING DESERTS??? To assist the hard working catering teams our catering

manager Brenda Taylor is seeking ladies or gents to make deserts of 12 portions at home or the club that can be then

frozen or delivered on a Thursday morning. You will have your costs reimbursed.

Please contact Brenda 952 805 739 / 654 579 492

Dear Committee and Members, Just a note to thank the members for our unexpected gift on the occasion of our Golden Wedding. It really is heart-warming to have the friendship of the club and that people care for you in celebrations and unhappy times. With warm wishes, Alan and Glenda Myers

PRESIDENTS LETTER MAY 2014 Almost half the year gone and we have had many successful trips and events already and there are so many more to look forward to including our Drama Groups production and the Caribbean themed Summer Party on the 21st of June in the clubhouse. I am sorry to have to remind the organisers of events to ensure that the clubhouse is put back as they find it and to please ensure that if you use any of the electrical equipment, it is switched off after use. All the tables and chairs should be put back and rubbish should be thrown away tidily in the bins provided. Please also return all used glasses, cups etc. to the bar. On a happier note, it was great to see Pam Shine back in the club after her recent illness and very reassuring to hear about the excellent treatment she had received from the Spanish health system. If you are worried about having treatment in Spain, I am sure that Pam will be happy to reassure you. The new committee members are settling into their roles and as always, all the committee members will be happy to hear from you if you have any suggestions for events or trips etc. Volunteers are still desperately needed for bar duties and training will be given. Doug

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Bulletin Board

BOOK LIBRARY: CAN MEMBERS PLEASE NOT SUBMIT HARDBACK BOOKS TO THE LIBRARY, PAPERBACKS WILL ONLY BE ACCEPTED. Returned books should be placed at the foot of the first half of the alphabet as designated - the librarian will then sort. DVD/VIDEO Library: Can members please ensure they sign for all borrowed films and add mem-bership number, Please return films as soon as possible and sign as returned. Jigsaw Puzzles: There is a selection of jigsaw puzzles available stored under the video library. They are mostly 500 pieces, some 1,000. Glasses, cups etc: Please return to the bar before leaving the club. Please place used unbroken bottles carefully in bin provided, which is positioned under the dartboard. Return plates and cutlery to the kitchen. Terrace Doors: Those people who open terrace doors are responsible for closing same.

TRIP CANCELLATIONS MUST BE REFERRED IN FIRST INSTANCE TO THE ORGANISER

International Emergency

Should you have suggestions for any event or

activity at your clubhouse, or for a trip whether for a

day or longer period, please contact a

member of the committee.

It seems a shame that no one wants to post comments on here

but if no one is really interested in the group we can always

cancel it. - feeling sad. Anna Tandy

Lottery Winners March 1st Doreen Walters 60€

2nd Georgina Stevens 30€

3rd Jean Galloway 15€

Club 45€

ICE RAMBLERS GROUP: Contact Sue Potter Walk Co-ordinator 637 148 660 or 952 892 386

Ramblers Please Note: The organiser is not responsible for organising transport , participants must make their own arrangements. The club does not have any Insurance Policy in force in relation to its Rambling activities, and all members and their guests participate entirely at their own risk. Neither the club nor any walk leader will be responsible for any injury or loss suffered by any participant however caused. Those attending rambling events should be suitably attired with stout walking footwear and carry waterproofs in case of weather change. You should carry a packed lunch and adequate liquids for the duration of the ramble.

IMPORTANT, ALL ORGANISERS PLEASE NOTE: THE CLUBHOUSE FURNITURE MUST BE LEFT AS SET FOR A THURSDAY MEETING BEFORE LEAVING CLUB.

IMPORTANT: TELL THE BAR STAFF OF ANY BROKEN GLASS

AND THEY WILL DISPOSE OF IT.

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NEXT NOVICES COMPUTER MEETING FRIDAY 2nd MAY NEXT COMPUTER GROUP MEETING FRIDAY 9th May

Vic Loughran Peter Dowd

Monthly Computer Tips – May 2014

Office 2010 introduced the concept of a Ribbon. This month we offer a further reminder about how to find more common functions.

Remember the Computer Group meets at the Clubhouse on the third Friday of the

month at 11.00am. No need to book – just turn up. We have WiFi broadband

internet available, so why not bring your laptop / netbook / tablet etc along. If you have any questions or suggested topics for future please email us

vicloughran@siberme.com or peterdowd@siberme.com

Scam of the Month – May 2014 - PAYPAL AND GENERAL BANK SCAMS If you were to receive a message from PayPal or your bank asking you to update your account details, never follow the link. You will probably be directed to a fake imitation website. Be aware that banks etc. will never address you in an impersonal manner such as “Dear Customer” Never follow links in emails to financial websites. Always type in the web address in the address bar in order to ensure that you are accessing the genuine website. A further reminder: There has recently been a further spate of emails purporting to be from HMRC and stating that you are due a refund. Don’t even open these – just delete them.

Command Keyboard Shortcut Ribbon

Select All Ctrl+A Home tab, Editing group

Find Ctrl+F Home tab, Editing group

Replace Ctrl+H Home tab, Editing group

New Ctrl+N File tab, New command

Open Ctrl+O File tab, Open command

Save Ctrl+S File tab, Save command

Print Ctrl+P File tab, Print command

Help F1 Help button at top right of Ribbon

New Page Ctrl+Enter Insert tab, Pages group

Windows Tip of the Month WINKEY + Key Maximise current window

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Surprising China, our final report! Having being wowed by the Giant Pandas in Chengdu, we flew, next day, down to the famous city of Shanghai. We found a most modern city full of skyscrapers all vying to be the tallest. Our guide took us first of all to the Yu Gardens (Gardens of Happiness) across the river from the Main City Centre. The extensive gardens were built for a rich civil servant back in 1577 and were exactly what we had expected of Chinese architecture – very pagoda like - but now surrounded by a mass of tourist shops. Upkeep of the gardens eventually ruined the family who built them. In one of the tourist shops Bea was taught how to drink tea at a Chinese Tea Ceremony and we learned of the history of tea manufacture and its transport to India. In order to preserve the tea during the long journey, by camel and horseback, the Chinese found a way of converting the tea into solid blocks which did not deteriorate. The tea shop did, of course, have avail-able solid tea now made into attractive medallions as a tourist souvenir.

Our guide next took us to a restaurant on the side of the Huangpu River for yet another sample of Chinese cuisine, very much different to our Western version. As we left the restaurant we were treated to the stunning sight of the Shanghai skyline at night across the river from the famous “Bund” where the British and Americans used to live in Colonial days. We were then driven under the river and along to the most amazing “walking street” that we had ever seen. It put the nor-

mal pedestrianised streets we are used to in Europe into the shade as it was at least 100m wide and was teeming with people and with Rolex shops, it seemed, every few meters! The Street was so long that it even had its own Toto Train to take you along. Next day we explored Shanghai on our own and even ventured onto their most modern Underground trains We were further amazed to find that the Underground stations had been developed into enor-mous shopping centres with yet more Rolex shops! As we wandered through the streets it came as something of a surprise to discover branches of Marks & Spencer, Sephora and even Tesco. On the recommendation of ICE Club members Nina and Tim Taminiau, who had previously lived in Shanghai, we made our way to the tallest building in the city, the Shanghai World Finance Centre and took the high speed lift to the top. The viewing station on the 101st floor was in the form of a rectangu-lar slot and the views were spectacular. The building was developed by the Japanese and the original plan was to have a huge circular hole at the top. This idea did not go down well with the Chinese authorities as it looked too much like the rising sun symbol on the Japa-nese flag. The “slot” provided an excellent viewing platform and the Shanghai locals imme-diately hit on the name of the “Bottle opener” for the building. You can, in fact, buy a rep-lica bottle opener at the tower tourist shop. The building was the second tallest tower in the world for some time and completely dwarfs the famous Oriental Pearl Tower which was the symbol of Shanghai for many years. It was something of a surprise to look out from the Bottle opener slot to find a new building under construction just a few dozen meters away which will eventually be even taller. We could not resist watching the sunset over Shanghai from the 94th floor bar whilst partaking of a Gin Tonic. Next day, we were up at the crack of dawn to catch the Maglev train to the airport for our flight to Hong Kong. The train has no wheels and runs on a series of electro magnets which elevate the carriages a couple of centimetres above the track. The train can travel silently at up to 430 km/h but we were treated to a more sedate 300 km/h which meant, nevertheless, that we travelled the 30 km distance to the airport in less than 8 minutes!!

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And so to our final destination in China, Hong Kong. The city reminded us of Gibraltar as, despite the handover to China in 1997, there are still many reminders of the 176 years of British presence there. There are still many English street names and the streets are much narrower than we had become accustomed to in mainland China. Hong Kong is still quite autonomous from Mainland China with its own currency, laws and border con-trols. Quite a large proportion of investment in China is channelled through the city and the Hong Kong people are proud of their semi-independence. Part of the Handover agreement was that Hong Kong would become a Special Administrative Region of China and the existing way of life, laws etc. would remain for 50 years. Hong Kong Island is visited across the harbour from the mainland using the famous, double ended, Star Ferries which are very frequent and very cheap. Most of the International Finance Companies are based on the Island and we took a Red Bus tour to get a better feel for the place. We found that it was very crowded and a little scruffy in comparison with the Chinese cities that we had just visited.

One of the highlights of Hong Kong is to take the cable tram to the top of the Island Mountain called “the Peak” Here we took a circular walk around the Peak and enjoyed spectacular views over the City and out onto the South China sea. It was very pleasant to stop at a restaurant called “The Lookout” which was where the Merchant´s servants used to watch for incoming ships. When one was sighted they would rush down the mountain to the waterfront to get ready for the ship´s arrival.

We learned that during colonial times, government dignitaries were carried up the hill to their mansions on a sedan chair carried by eight servants. The bearers were obliged to wear full livery even during the hot and humid summers. Looking down on Hong Kong, we could not help wondering what would happen if an earthquake would ever happen as the buildings are very tall and built very close to each other. One could envision a falling domino effect as one building might topple into the next setting off a chain

reaction. To escape the crowds in Hong Kong, we took a ferry to one of the outly-ing Islands called Lama Island. Here we came face to face with the real China for the first time on our trip, with fishermen eking out an existence. We dined, expensively, on locally caught fish and watched as the fisher-man bought in their catch direct to the few harbour front restaurants. What a contrast to the relative opulence of Hong Kong and the other Major Chinese cities that we had just visited.

And so that was the end of our China experience. We both agreed that the highlights of our trip were The Great Wall of China, The Terracotta army, the Giant Pandas, the Shanghai night skyline (and be-ing upgraded to Business class on our Dubai Beijing flight!). China turned out to be much more advanced than we had expected es-pecially in terms of recently built infrastructure. Our Tour Company, Magical China, provided reliable airport pickups, always a concern in the middle of China, and the excellent English speaking guides were both friendly and knowledgeable. We would definitely encourage anyone to add a trip to China to their Bucket List!!! Submitted by Ron and Bea Sykes

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PAST EVENTS

Monday 17th March - St Patrick’s Celebrations

A WAFT OF GREEN

Members and Guests were not only met with a Cead Mile Failte, A hundred thousand

welcomes, but a field of warm green as they entered the cloisters of Club Siberme.

With green outfits to the left and green outfits to the right it was difficult to distinguish who were members and guests and who were the leprechauns!

The atmosphere was, as expected, jovial, warm and ongoing craic generated a festive

spirit celebrating St Patrick's day.

The genial hostess, Joan Thompson, conducted the evening with charming poise,

introducing many members proudly extolling their Irish background with their

favourite music, songs and the famous craic!

Members of our international club from other countries gave varied performances

from musicals, popular songs to jokey story-telling.

The attending members were in fine form and voice enjoying the Irish sing along,

duly conducted by Joan.

A well deserved thanks and applause was given to Joan, and the volunteer bar staff,

for making the night memorable and a joyful St Patrick’s Day celebration, where troubles were forgotten and friendships strengthened.

I leave you dear reader with an old Irish saying, "May your troubles be as far apart as

my grandmothers teeth!". Submitted by Rita Mc Dougall

PS: Next year members should consider all dancing to Riverdance!

Friday 21st March - Computer Group - Ipad with Debra Coleman

Amazing, over 20 members attended this meeting, shows how popular this particular Ipad

subject is (no matter what Vic says!).

Debra demonstrated TV by using the Apple TV set top box. She also introduced available

apps and answered participants questions. Thanks Debra for your time.

Tuesday 25th March

Shop ‘till’ You Drop Trip to

Fuengirola, Mijas and

Iceland

Photo taken at Mijas by Joan Thompson

Anna Tandy commented on

Our trip to Mijas with the Club

a great day. Can we do more

easy day trips please.

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Friday 28th March - Totem Pottery Visit - A New Experience Do you enjoy messing about with plasticine with your grandchildren? Do have a creative urge but have tried being an artist, doing tapestry, embroidery, knitting, flower arranging and it’s just not your thing? Well why not give pottery classes a whirl! A group of four of us went along to Totem Ceramics in Benavista on Friday morning, braving the downpour, to a fascinating talk and demonstration given by charismatic father and daughter team Chad and Susie. We went along, not quite knowing what to expect, and were enthralled with their knowledge, skill and enthusiasm and with the quality of the work of their students. We learned that making something out of clay is so much more than watching a lump of clay wobble out of control on a wheel. Beautiful pieces can be made simply from slab work, joining squares of clay together, building them into three dimensional pieces, decorating, glazing, firing then painting until, in no time, you have a quirky trinket box or a storage container for paper napkins. Then there is coiling, worms of clay building up to make a pot or a cup or vase, smoothed with fingers to make it adhere, ready for your own inspirational colours or design. There is no end to what you can create. We saw frames for mirrors, bird baths, embossed tiles, candle holders, fruit bowls, tea pots, mobiles and Christmas decorations for the tree. We stopped for coffee and pastries and then Chad showed us the throwing and centering of the clay on the wheel. This is an art which will take a while to master but it looked so sensual and satisfying I could imagine it immensely pleasurable and the end product is something uniquely yours, useful perhaps or just decorative. We had a delightful two hours with Chad and Susie and I am seriously considering taking a class or two at the studio. Brochures are available at the club and we all thank Doug for intro-ducing us to the Totem team and to them for making us so welcome. Submitted by Brenda Ogilvie

PAST EVENTS

Tuesday 8th April - GARDENING CLUB DAY OUT The Gardening Club visited two Garden Centres in San Enrique. We all met at Martins Garden Centre at 11.am and spent enjoyable time walking around their large premises. As well as all the usual garden flora and ac-cessories, there were lots of attractive indoor and outdoor furniture and furnishings on display. We then went onto visit our second venue - Viveros Contreras, another very attractive Garden Centre nearby. It was a nice hot day and both gar-

den centres had lots of beautiful displays. Everyone soon started filling their trolleys with plants, garden furniture bits, bags of soil, hanging baskets, shrubs, herbs, even 5 kilos of oranges at only 2 Euros! The morning visits ended with a relaxing drink/tapas/lunch sitting outside under the shade of the trees at the little cafeteria next door. Everyone seemed to enjoy themselves and will look forward to the next meeting on Tuesday 13th May which will be held in a beautiful garden of one of our members. Please ask me or Anthony for directions. Submitted by Sandy Avis Tip of the month: Most plants like warmth, so water them with warm water

I'm a gardener and I'm OK

I sleep all night and I plant all day!

I dress in grubby clothing, and hang around with slugs.

Oh I'm happy in the garden

With dirt and plants and bugs . . .

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MAY EVENTS PLEASE NOTE: TICKET SALES CLOSE 12.30pm ON

THURSDAY MORNINGS. CORRECT MONEY PLEASE.

CANCELLED TICKETS MUST FIRST BE REFERRED TO EVENT ORGANISER

Friday 2nd May - Quiz Night - 8.00 for 8.30pm - Quiz Master Joan Thompson Monday 5th May - Members Film Night - Philomena 8.00pm True story of the search for a lost son. Organiser Doug Mitchell.

Wednesday 7th May - Ramblers BBQ - Usual Venue Pinar del Rey San Roque

11/12/13th May - 3 Day/2 Night Trip to Cordoba Patios Full payment now being taken Organiser Sue Potter. See notice board for details. First departure Sabinillas 8.00am

Tuesday 13th May - Garden Group Visit a members garden, organiser Anthony Shine.

Wednesday 21st May - Ladies and Gents Who Lunch Out Friday 23rd and Saturday 24th May -

ICE Players New Presentation An original comedy play presentation called ‘Goodness Gracious Me’ based in a doctor’s surgery in Sussex about ‘What Goes On’. Intriguing!!! We must see it!! 5€ members, 8€ guests. Organised by Julie and Richard Wood.

Wednesday 28th May - Trip to El Torcal and the Dolmen Megalithic Burial Tombs

Some walking involved to see views, you need good walking shoes or trainers, take a bottle of water. Time for lunch at Fuente de Piedra, at La Te-jada . Organiser Joan Thompson. 12€ members, 15€ guests. El Torcal Park Nature Reserve is known for it's unusual lime-stone rock formations. Located about 30 km north of Málaga city in the direction of Antequera near the village of Villanueva de la

Concepción, within El Torcal Park's 17 square km are some of the most beautiful and impressive lime-stone landscapes in Europe. The whole area was under sea until one hundred million years ago. The Dolmen is a corridor tomb in which a forecourt open to the exterior leads to a second, rectangular section that acts as a passage leading to the oval-shaped chamber. In the cave, as well as the dolmen, fossil remains can be found and studies made of the layers of the earth.

Friday 30th June - Members Music Night - 7.30 for 8.00pm Organiser Anthony Shine

EVENT MAY CHANGE , CHECK CLUB HOUSE NOTICE BOARD, ORGANISER

OR STOP PRESS ON WEB SITE www.siberme.com

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GLASSES....

25% OFF

or

GLASSES

2 X1

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EVENT MAY CHANGE , CHECK CLUB HOUSE NOTICE BOARD,

ORGANISER OR STOP PRESS ON WEB SITE www.siberme.com

THURSDAY MEALS: MAIN COURSE 6€, SWEET 3€.

TAKE AWAY ALWAYS AVAILABLE.

May 2014 DATE DAY REGULAR EVENTS EXTRA EVENTS

1 May Thu

10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting, 1.00pm Lunch 2.00pm ICE Players

7.00pm Duplicate Bridge

PUBLIC HOLIDAY SPAIN AND

GIBRALTAR - MAY DAY

2 May Fri 10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group

11.00am Computer Meeting Only by prior arrangement and for NOVICES ONLY!

8.30pm Quiz Night

3 May Sat Rambling

4 May Sun 12.30pm-2.30pm Bar Open & Tapas

5 May Mon 2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class 7.30 for 8.00pm Film Night

6 May Tue

11.00-2.00pm Bar Open, 11.00 am Mahjong Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45

7.30 pm Canasta 2.00pm Keep Fit

7 May Wed Rambling Whist cancelled due to organiser holiday

Ramblers' BBQ Pinar del Rey, San Roque

2.30pm - 5.00pm Stitch and Bitch (Needlework etc.)

8 May Thu

10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting, 1.00pm Lunch

7.00pm Duplicate Bridge

9 May Fri 10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group 11.00am Computer Group

10 May Sat

11 May Sun 12.30pm-2.30pm Bar Open & Tapas

Trip to Cordoba Patios

12 May Mon 2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class

13 May Tue 11.00-2.00pm Bar Open

Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45

11.00am Gardening Club 2.00pm Keep Fit

14 May Wed 7.00 for 7.30pm Whist 10.30pm Committee Meeting

15 May Thu

10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting, Open Forum 1.00pm Lunch, 2.00pm ICE Players

7.00pm Duplicate Bridge

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16 May Fri 10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group

17 May Sat

18 May Sun 12.30pm-2.30pm Bar Open & Tapas 4.30pm Songs of Praise

19 May Mon 2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class

20 May Tue 11.00-2.00pm Bar Open, 11.00 am Mahjong Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45 7.30 pm Canasta

11.00am Ladies' Book Club 2.00pm Keep Fit

21 May Wed 7.00 for 7.30pm Whist 1.30pm Ladies Lunch 1.45pm Gents Lunch

22 May Thu

10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting 1.00pm Lunch, 2.00pm ICE Players 7.00pm Duplicate Bridge

23 May Fri 10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group ICE Players New Presentation

24 May Sat ICE Players New Presentation

25 May Sun 12.30pm-2.30pm Bar Open & Tapas

26 May Mon 2.30 - 5.00pm Art Class PUBLIC HOLIDAY GIBRALTAR

SPRING BANK HOLIDAY

27 May Tue 11.00-2.00pm Bar Open, 11.00 am Mahjong Spanish Classes Beg 10.30 Adv 11.45 7.30 pm Canasta

2.00pm Keep Fit

28 May Wed 7.00 for 7.30pm Whist Trip to El Torcal

and the Megalithic Burial Tombs Dolmen

29 May Thu

10.30am-2.30pm Bar Open 11.30am Weekly Meeting & Lottery 1.00pm Lunch, 2.00pm ICE Players 7.00pm Duplicate Bridge

30 May Fri 10.00am - 1.00pm Art Group 8.00pm Music Night

31 May Sat

THE LOST WORLD OF VENEZUELA We explore through the photos of our own speaker’s experience, a remote corner of

the world- a land that time forgot. “ The eighth wonder of the world. Amid the highland forests and savannas of South-eastern Venezuela lies an isolated wilderness…….

A talk with slides. AFTERNOON TEA AND TALK. WEDNESDAY JUNE 11th 2.30 for 3.00pm

MENU: TEA/COFFEE/ORANGE JUICE/WATER, VARIETY OF SANDWICHES

CHOICE OF CAKES, TEA, BISCUITS 5€ PER PERSON, Tickets to be sold in advance please. Organiser Anna Tandy.

NEW CLUB VENTURE

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Web: versa-tile-spain.com

Member of

Workshop open making

jewellery, repairs and commissions

all at better prices.

Home visits for private viewings

jewellery, valuations, commissions.

Call 647 154 077

chirine@ayoubijewellery.com

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El Rincon Toscano

Restaurant

Pizzeria

Wine Bar

Calle Real 22-26, Estepona Telephone 952-795914

Roberto 648 263 369 or Yuri 610 336 547

A little taste of Italy Come and enjoy the excellent cuisine and

service provided by Roberto and Yuri

Opening hours

Lunch every day

1.30 – 4pm

Dinner 7pm – midnight

Closed on Wednesdays

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JUNE EVENTS

EVENTS FOR YOUR DIARY

Saturday 11th October - Bob & Terry’s Walking Treasure Hunt - Streets of Estepona

Monday 13th October - Trip to Barcelona Fast AVI train 8.30am from Malaga to Barcelona, services of professional guide. Guided panoramic and walking tour of city. Visit Montserrat, wine area and a bodega. Plenty of free time, Bed and Breakfast Hotel, watch this space for further details. Organiser Joan Thompson..

Saturday 18th October - Autumn Fayre at Clubhouse Saturday 25th October - Noughties Celebration and Dinner.

Thoughts For 2015 Trip to Galicia and the green north west of Spain. Trip to Burgos, Leon and the Pilgrim Road.. These trips will involve number of nights away and will be escorted by a professional guide. See Joan Thompson for further details.

Music Night Program

2014 27th June

Wednesday 18th June - Ladies and Gents Who Lunch Out. Saturday 21st June - Midsummer Party - Caribbean Themed Supper - Chef Wilma. Caribbean music and dancing. Watch this space for news of further supper evenings.

Wednesday 25th June - Club Annual Trip to the Lakes for Swimming We will leave Sabinillas at 8.30am, usual pick ups then stopping at the Finca la Motta near Mijas for optional Bacon Butties and coffee. Then on to The Embalse de Guadalhorce, parking at Res-taurant El Kiosko for lunch in the open or the air conditioned terraces, with views of the lake. (Lunch not included in ticket price). Alternatively you can bring a picnic. Swimmers don't forget your swimming costume as hopefully the water will be warm.

Why not come along to Benevista Bowls Club; We meet Monday mornings no later than 9.45am for a 10.00am start. Late arrivals cannot be guaranteed a game. Players are organised by ‘ranking’ in order to have teams of more or less equal standing. Matches are played over 16 ends. Dress code is predominantly white but the critical factor is footwear. Shoes must be smooth-soled with no ‘pimples or crinkles’. This is to prevent undue damage to the playing surface, duty of all to maintain in good condi-tion. Beginners welcome coached to the required level to compete. Alan Whiteman

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OPTICA MACHIN English Optometrist now available for

consultation on the Costa del Sol.

Jane Staunton Machin BScMB Optom CNOO

Av. Litoral – Ed. Vistamar Blq. 2 – Local 1

29680 ESTEPONA MALAGA

Tel: 952 806 813

Full Eye Examinations: Glaucoma Screening:

Designer & Non-Designer frames & lenses: Sunglasses:

(prescription & non-prescription) Domiciliary Visits: (by appointment)

Contact Lens Fitting.

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G-IPTV SPAIN Why pay monthly for Free UK TV?

We are offering the G-IPTV box which allows you to watch Free UK TV programs absolutely free. In addition to this our G-IPTV box offers you the

opportunity to stream the latest 2013/2014 movies and enjoy box sets of your favourite series new or

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a 3 Day Trial of all of the other popular subscription channels, with the option to subscribe

yourself for just €14.49pm.

€250 installed Full operating instructions demonstrated and com-

plete after sales back up service given. Please note an internet connection with a mini-

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Call Hilary (formerly PSS) 951 893481/680837169

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Our trip to WA (Western Australia) in OZ. 2014. Terms of endearment AUSSIE style: g'day, ow ya goin, that'd be right, see ya, have a good day, and at the supermarkets, do you want flybuys? Whatever they are…we never found out! “Alarm clocks”… there are 3. At 5ish in the morning, "didn't know it existed", every Gallah, Kookaburra, and Crow behaved like delinquent children, squawking at the top of their voices then decided to finish off the argument sitting on our TV aerial. 6ish, the mowers and clippers come out for an hour or two. 8 to 8.30 all the kids go to school on their scooters, some with soft wheels and some with square ones. Then OUR alarm goes off, just as we're having a doze! Meal times: Breakfast is at 7 or earlier, also not on our watches. Coffee time. When we went out for coffee at 11 to11-30ish everyone is eating lunch and was difficult to find a seat but we struggled on, as you do! We go home for a light lunch as we're going out for “tea”. What time shall we be ready we ask our hosts, about 6.15 is the answer, well are we having tea with jam and scones, oh no it's at a restaurant so more like dinner but they close at 8.30, WHAT? We think but try not to look to shocked. Tea or shall I say dinner was early as I explained, so having arrived at a posh hotel for said dinner we were the last to arrive…at 7oclock! After being shown to our table and given the menus we decided to look at the drinks page and the first word we saw was "bonking" yes there it was, "Bonking Frog Mer-lot", so as you can imagine we had to try it, so off the waiter went returning quickly with a white wine for our daughter Louise and husband Graham, then a while later he came back with quite a straight face and said "there is no bonking tonight I'm afraid" to which we all fell about laughing as you can imagine. Obviously something got lost in the translation as we subsequently found out that it’s not what the frogs do. (See below): O.K. let’s choose another one. "Mad Fish caught our eye so we went for it, and yes you've guessed, because we were so late arriving??? The Mad Fish was sold out! We gave up on the “Purple Cowboy” and the “7 Deadly Sins.” By this time it was getting on, nearly 7-15! Would we have time to drink and eat before 8-30? After our food order was taken the restaurant slowly emptied and we were the last people to leave and were dropped home about 9-00pm. Well what do you do at 9-00 pm? The TV is dreadful! I know, we'll look up bonking or shall I say "Bonking Frog Merlot." It turns out that it’s the noise the frogs in the Margaret River area make when they’re not doing it,…not a lot of people know that but we do now, not sure about the "Mad Fish" must look it up sometime. On a serious note Perth is the most remote city in the world. WA is becoming very industrial as they have huge mines for gold, other metals and coal; all the mines are open cast and can go down half a mile. Thousands of miners and other workers fly in and out, mainly from Perth, working weeks on and weeks off. If you do that for 2/3 years you can buy a really nice house, car, etc outright and are set up for life. WA is also known for its logging, mainly transported by rail or road train trucks with 3/4 trailers, with most going into Bunbury where we stay. The wood is shredded, sent by boat to Japan where they bleach and process it then export it back to Bunbury. The Australian government don't want their ocean contaminated from all the by-products. Hope this made you laugh and it was informative, perhaps more to follow in a few years. Submitted by Margaret Loughran. P.S. This year we only saw 3 flies in 5 weeks! Hallelujah!

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International Club of Estepona - Golf Society We play twice a week, Tuesday and Friday, at Casares Costa Golf Club where our members benefit from discounted green fees. The twice weekly competition is organised on a ‘Roll- Up’ basis and we play individual stableford, using full handicaps. Tee off times vary between 08.15 and 08.30am, de-pendent upon the time of year, and on a good day we can have 12 or more players rolling up. It’s all very friendly, light hearted and is open to all. We traditionally have two major competitions a year. The Spring Cup and the Autumn Cup that will take place during October. These two competitions have become great social events with a very popular celebratory luncheon after each. The Ice Club Order Of Merit competition. The trophy will be awarded to the player recording the best 10 individual cards achieved at the Tuesday and Friday ‘Roll- Ups’ during the 12 months between each Spring Cup. In addition we also arrange ‘Away Days’, every 4 to 6 weeks, to other golf courses within the local area. It is always a treat to play at other clubs and we are usually given a preferential rate. Keep your eye on the club magazine and web site for details of all activities. If you would like to get involved, phone or enrol on our e-mailing list. Contact and Golf Organiser: Alan Davis Tel: 952 897 670 Mob: 699 712 804, e-mail: alanandsue_hq@yahoo.co.uk

FOR RENT 2 CAR GARAGE SPACE 9 METRES IN LENGTH

Edificio Acuario (across from Estepona Port Lighthouse),

price negotiable. Maureen Baldwin-Winckle 952 791 812

FLAT TO LET (IN PRIVATE VILLA) Short Term Basis. Two bedrooms, living room/kitchen (open style), shower room with two hand basins and toilet, also separate toilet room with wash basin. Private courtyard. Use of private pool. Close to Doncella Beach, near Port of Estepona in the Urbanisation of Seghers. 16E per day per person or 100€/200E a week to include all services. Dependent on season. For more Information, Telephone Barbara Salisbury 952 796 368 Email: salsbarb@yahoo.co.uk

NIGEL’S CLASSIFIED ADS, TO SUBMIT ADVERT: nnevshehir@gmail.com

UNLESS REQUESTED ADVERTS WILL REMAIN IN MAGAZINE FOR 1 MONTH ONLY

FOR SALE: SAMSUNG SLIMLINE TV. 22½" x 12½" with swivel wall bracket, barely used, 170€. Contact Annette Holmes 952 795 407

FOR SALE: GORENJE UPRIGHT FREEZER, 7 Drawers,1.70 X .60m,Model IF6311W,Type ZOS3166. 100€ ono. Lin Ingram Telephone: 952 796 150 Email: isingram@hotmail.com

FOR SALE: WILSON GOLF DRIVER, Deep Red 9,Regular Shaft in very good condition, New Circa 300 Euros, 75€ o.n.o. WILSON GOLF DRIVER, Another Spine 10.5,Regular White Shaft in very good condition, New Circa 350 Euros, 85€ o.n.o. Juan M. Ruiz Telephone: 952 800 771 Email: jmruizduarte@telefonica.net

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Anglican Church of Costa del Sol (West)

Each Sunday we hold Services as follows: -

San Pedro at 10.15am In the hall adjoining Parroquial Virgen del Rocio (Near McDonalds)

Sotogrande at 11.45am In La Iglesia Sra. de la Merced, the "Big Church"

Coffee Morning each Tuesday in Sabinillas from 11am In La Vicente Square, behind the taxi rank

Home Groups take place every week

Everyone is welcome

For further details contact:

Roger Richards (Church Warden) 952 891 765

Email: arrichards168@yahoo.co.uk

For all Property Maintenance Services

and key holding, let me care for your property

whilst you are away!

REFERENCES SUPPLIED IF REQUIRED

Gas Service/Installation

All plumbing requirements

Tiling

Home Refurbishments

Painting, inside & out

General repairs and maintenance to your home & garden or pools

Anything from a complete bathroom to a

curtain pole or a light fitting. No job too small

and all at realistic rates.

35 Years experience.

UK Corgi & ACOPS Reg.

Telephone for a free, prompt and efficient

service on: 650 884 147 or 952 891 619.

e-mail: gplocke6@hotmail.com

Monday to Saturday 10.30 - 14.30 hrs.

Tel; 952 80 22 21

Mob: 636 538 877

Calle Nuevo 8, Estepona 29680, Malaga

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Word Grid

Find the 9 lettered word and see how

many words of 4 letters and over you

can make using the centre letter in all

words and each letter only once. Word answer at bottom of page 34

I G N

A S M

O L U

MAY QUIZ Answers page 34

What plant do these fruits

belong to?

See the editor to win your

free drink at the bar. Photo by Sue Potter.

1. With which doubles partner did John McEnroe have most success? 2. Back in 1962, the British and the French both agreed to co-operate with each other with the building of what? 3. Which political leader was executed alongside his wife on Christmas Day 1989? 4. Which London underground line was originally called the Fleet line? 5. Which town in Australia was the site of one of the earli-est gold strikes, and has subsequently had a beer named after it? 6. What down-hill skiing event has the second longest course? 7. What title should you use when talking to a Cardinal? 8. Which city is the third largest in Scotland? 9. Who captained "Morning Cloud" in the 1969 Sydney to Hobart race? 10. Who starred along side Katherine Hepburn in the movie Bringing Up Baby?

SPICED TORTILLA

Cooking time: Prep: 5 mins Cook: 20 mins. Skill level: easy. Serves 4

Perfect for dinners, lunches and snacks, this spiced tortilla is a great in-the-fridge standby for

many occasions.

Ingredients: 1 tbsp sunflower oil 1 red chilli, deseeded and shredded

2 tsp curry spices (or mixed coriander, cumin and turmeric) 1 onion, sliced

300g cherry tomatoes 500g cooked potatoes, sliced 8 eggs, beaten

Bunch coriander, stalks finely chopped, leaves roughly chopped

Method: 1. Heat the oil in a large frying pan. Fry the onion and half the chilli for 5 mins un-

til softened. Tip in the spices, fry for 1 min more, then add the cherry tomatoes, potatoes and

coriander stalks to the pan. Season the eggs well, pour over the top of the veg and leave to

cook gently for 8-10 mins until almost set. 2. Heat the grill and flash the tortilla underneath

for 1-2 mins until the top is set. Scatter the coriander leaves and remaining chilli over the top,

slice into wedges and serve with a green salad.

Tip - leftover lunches: Leftover tortilla makes a great lunchbox filler. Just cool in wedges,

then chill overnight before packing into a container.

THIS MONTH’S RECIPE

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your beautiful heart last request

boy this is the life

the little things rebel rebel

let it be (live) your beautiful heart (acoustic)

The love I leave behind me

Will keep you safe and warm

Anne Hardwick: In March I was able to visit family in UK thanks to two good friends in the Club who stayed here with Frank while I was away. Main reason for my visit was to attend the "Beautiful Heart Concert" , a memorial to my lovely daughter Jain, who sadly died last August. The concert was named after the first track of Jain´s CD and all proceeds were to go to Cancer Research .The function rooms of the local College had been booked for the date (22nd March) and the 300 tickets had all been sold. The concert was due to start at 7.30 and finish at 1am. I couldn´t imagine sitting in a concert format for over 5 hours! I was relieved when we arrived at the venue to find it was really a Big Gig similar to many I had previously attended in Local Pubs in UK. There were two large rooms, one with a bar and stage where a group of Jain´s girl friends were busy all night selling raffle tickets, memory bracelets and Jain´s lovely CD, all in aid of the charity. In the other room was also a stage where the first group, friends from Jain´s college days, were play-ing. This was an ideal situation for me as I was able to circulate and chat to all of the many people that I knew from Jain´s past and lots of family members. . The next act was a lovely friend of Jain´s who sang with the guitar but was only heard by a small group because background noise was deafening! However, the next act was the one we had been waiting for and as my youngest granddaughter Jazmine came onto the stage there was silence in both rooms. Jazmine is just 13 and this was her first public appearance other than those at the theatre school she attends but I was so proud of her composure. She sang two songs, the first accompanied by a friend on the guitar and the other, "Songbird”, unaccompanied. It is a beautiful song and there wasn´t a dry eye in the house. Her friend recorded the whole performance on her mobile and sent it to YouTube. If you go onto this website and type in her name (Jazmine Grant) you may be able to see it. I don´t remember a lot about the rest of the evening except, at the end , there were all generations dancing; my brother and I being the eldest and a group of Jazmine´s little boyfriends who had obviously practiced a routine to go with their street dance. Big Bill, who Jain sang with for many years, invited all the children onto the stage to join with his group for the last number "Rocking all over the World". It was a big thrill for me to see Jain´s two beautiful girls singing together on the mike. It was truly memorable night and raised a further £12,000 for Cancer Research. We still have some CDs left (see below) if anyone would like to buy one. They cost 10€ all proceeds to Cancer Research, See page 31 for details. Anne Hardwick 952 808 318

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General Information

Coach trips: See trip information for times. Please ensure that you sit in the seat numbered on your

ticket. We regret that we cannot stop at any other point unless agreed with organiser, to pick up or put

down. The organiser reserves the right to refuse to include any member they feel is not sufficiently

able-bodied to follow the itinerary. Members are responsible for their own travel insurance.

Buying your ticket: Please produce your membership card together with the correct money. Have

prepared your choice of menu if applicable. Final ticket booking: All tickets must be booked and paid

for on or before the last Thursday coffee morning before the event. Late phone bookings cannot be

accepted. Members are advised to attend the last Thursday before a trip in case there are any last

minute alterations.

Refunds: Cannot be given for either deposits or tickets, unless the organiser is notified in time,

always providing the trip is full and a replacement can be found from the waiting list. Tickets are not

transferable to other members without authorisation of the organiser.

Tips: Included in the cost of coach travel and restaurants, but not for hotels.

Smoking: The smoking of tobacco and any other substance is not be permitted anywhere in or on the

premises of The International Club of Estepona, Bahia Dorada.

Dogs: Dogs are not allowed inside the clubhouse. They are permitted on the lower terrace but only

when they are under the owner’s control by being attached to a lead which is held by the owner or

attached to one of the hooks on the wall which are provided for that purpose.

Club magazine by post: If you leave Estepona for longer than a month, your magazine can be

posted. Please hand stamped envelopes (correct stamps in Euros), to Terry Smith. On the reverse,

please write the months you wish to receive, they will be posted to you as soon as they are issued.

Parking: When visiting the club please park considerately between white lines and never

on yellow lines. ACTIVITY ORGANISERS Art Group Regina Stall 663 557 738 Bird Watching John Brooks 620 584 436 Books Peter Galloway 952 794 270 Bowls Reg Astle Bridge…”Duplicate” Tim Taminiau 951 277 113

Computer Group, Posters Vic Loughran 952 886 772 Film Night Sue Potter 637 148 660 952 892 386 Gardening Group Sandy Avis 952 897 309 Pamela Shine 697 941 869 951 272 360 Golf Organiser Alan Davis 699 712 804 952 897 670 ICE Players (Drama Group) Margaret Hall 634 273 194 Keep Fit Sue Jenkins-Better 952 806 922 Ladies’ Book Club Krista Carter 696 259 644 951 277 240

Ladies’ Lunches Margaret Whittley 634 328 114 951 972 577

Lottery Organiser Mavis Tolfree 952 792 454

Music Night Anthony Shine 697 941 869 951 272 360 Quiz Night, Songs of Praise, Art Class Joan Thompson 653 488 030 952 804 799

Rambling Sue Potter 637 148 660 952 892 386 Spanish Lessons Martin Holmes 607 963 254 952 892 163 Stitch & Bitch Nina Taminiau 951 277 113 Ticket Sales Joanna Mitchell 952 897 977 Ticket Sales, Advertising Manager Jackie Simmonds 652 798 107 952 797 921 Ticket Sales Patricia Smith 677 656 319 951 276 690 Videos Roger Richards 952 891 765 Whist Ian & Lin Ingram 669 661 660 952 796 150

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CLUB COMMITTEE PRESIDENT Doug Mitchell 667 998 800 952 897 977

VICE-PRESIDENT Sue Potter 637 148 660 952 892 386

SECRETARY & PUBLICITY Joan Thompson 653 488 030 952 804 799

TREASURER Ted Lunniss 608 601 230 952 923 892

MAGAZINE EDITOR Terry Smith 677 656 319 951 276 690 CATERING MANAGER Brenda Taylor 654 579 492 952 805 739

HOUSEKEEPER Margaret Whittley 634 328 114 951 972 577

MEMBER (Estepona) Julie Wood 639 542 387 952 913 174

MEMBER Diane Hackett 626 080 829 952 893 965

MEMBER (Theatre Liaison) Keith H. Ranshaw 951 977 223

MEMBER (Facebook & Manilva) Anna Tandy 619 673 320

NON COMMITTEE POSTS

LOCAL KEY HOLDER Nigel Nevshehir 689 457 410 952 791 449

(If available)

MAINTENANCE MANAGER Rob Potter 671 725 243 952 892 386

MEMBERSHIP SECRETARY Anthony 697 941 869 951 272 360

& Pamela Shine BAR MANAGER Mac McIntyre 610 047 228 952 808 556

ASST BAR MANAGER VACANCY

AUDITOR Ron Pegrum 680 718 990 952 891 175

ASST. TREASURER Vic Loughran 952 886 772

WELFARE: Members are requested to notify our welfare officer, Barbara Salisbury

if they know of any member who is ill. 952 796 368, email salsbarb@yahoo.co.uk

HOSTESS : Introduce new members : - Maureen Baldwin-Winckle 952 791 812 MAGAZINE ADVERTISING RATES AS FROM 1ST JANUARY 2011

For adverts presented in desired layout, includes inclusion on our web site with

links to your site if applicable. Classified Ads: Members Only, Free

Quarter page - 6€ per month - colour 7€ per month

Half page - 12€ per month- colour 14€ per month Full page - 24€ per month - colour 28€ per month

(Discounts:- for 6 months 10%, and for the whole year 20%)

PLEASE NOTE: Colour is only available to inside front and rear cover pages and rear cover, also adjacent to centre pages.

Advertising fees to be prepaid before the 20th of the month to:- Jackie Simmonds, Advertising Manager, Tel. 952 797 921 or 652 798 107

Copy to be in before the 15th of any month, for inclusion in the following month’s issue.

Copy can be e-mailed to: - terrysmith@siberme.com

ICE (Siberme) accepts no responsibility for contents of any advertisement appearing in

INTERNATIONAL CLUB OF ESTEPONA (Siberme) I.C.E. Clubhouse, Urbanisation Bahia Dorada, Entrada 5, at Km. 149, A 7, Estepona 29680 Malaga

Clubhouse: Telephone 952 802 549 ICE Web Site: www.siberme.com

Email: clubsiberme@hotmail.com

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Puzzle page answers:

Quiz: 1. Peter Fleming

2. Concorde

3. Nicolai Ceausescu (and his wife Elena)

4. Jubilee line 5. Castlemaine

6. Super giant slalom

7. Eminence

8. Aberdeen

9. Edward Heath

10. Cary Grant

Word grid; 9-letter word - MAGNOLIAS

JUST FOR A SMILE, THIS MONTH BY SUE POTTER

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't

miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man.

He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive.

The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up for a single

minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.

As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer

yelled to her,

"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card."

The Importance of walking Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend

an additional 5 months in a nursing home at great expense. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and

we have no idea where the hell he is.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate

I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good

doesn't he.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a pub with a Happy Hour

and by the time I leave, I look just fine.

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