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A. ZV—No. 10 SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL. PORT WASHIHGTON, N. Y . FRIDAY. DECEMBER 16,1938 POcmi 5 C«ili

ort I s Defeated By Oyster B a y Score 30-20 Mac McCarthy High Scorer In Hard-Fought Game Second Team Wins

T h e B l u e and W h i t e lost its opening g a m e of the season to a strong O y s t e r B a y quintet last Friday e v e n i n g by a score ot 30-20. O y s t e r B a y proved to l>e the smoother r u n n i n g , more effi -cient team i n the end , due to the fact that C o a c h Coste l lo s u b s t i -tuted a large n u m b e r of p l a y e r s to determine t h e i r r e l a t i v e m e r i t s .

Port got ofT to a good start , gaining a 7-3 l e a d in the first quarter w i t h " M a c ' M c C a r t h y scoring five of the s e v e n points. Port looked v e r y good i n their first q u a r t e r w i t h " M i k e " B o t t e l -igeri at the other f o r w a r d p o s i -tion.

P l a y e r s L a c k P r a c t i c e

T h e second q u a r t e r s a w P o r t ' s lead d w i n d l e to 11-9 w i t h i n a c -curate shooting and poor t e a m -work on both sides . T h e p l a y e r s on both sides seemed to be both-ered b y a l a c k of enough p r a c -tise and some ot Port ' s n e w -comers, e s p e c i a l l y J e s s e n, a p -peared to be v e r y nervous .

T h e last h a l f s a w O y s t e r B a y forge a h e a d i n the lead w h i c h they didn ' t r e l i n q u i s h for the r e -mainder of the game. T h e y w e r e aided by F o r b e s a n d L i z z a w h o sank baskets from a l l over the floor w i t h d e a d l y a c c u r a c y in this last half . " M a c " w a s h i g h s c o r e r for Port w i t h 9 points to h i s credit w h i l e L i i z a a n d F o r t w s led the O y s t e r B a y quintet w i t h 8 points e a c h .

Second T e a m W i n s Port 's second team scored a

14-11 w i n over O y s t e r B a y ' s s e c -ond team. P h i l M c K e n n a stood out a m o n g the host of P o r t pinyers.

HonorRoIlConsists Of 32 Students

T h i r t y - t w o students a r e on the honor ro l l o f the second m a r k i n g period for this semester . I n o r d e r ti) at tain this honor, one must receive H ' s in over h a l f o f the marks for the period . A . L o u i s e Tfta , W a r r e n K u n z , F r e d K e t -t.-<nacker. J a m e s R e n s o n . and J e a n S l a r k w e a t h e r r e c e i v e d H's i n a l l subjects and att i tudes. R o o m s 105, 107, and 202 had l o u r people on flie honor r o l l . T h e fo l lowing people h a v e succeeded in o b t a i n -a enough H 's to be l i s ted . Room 102: V i r g i n i a Coste l lo ,

Filomena F o r g i o n e ; 103: D o r i s K 'n ton , W a r r e n K u n z ; 105: C a r o l L i w t h w a i t e , E m a n u e l S c r o f a n i , A. L o u i s e T e t a , V i o l e t t e L e v y ; 107: R y d e r A m t h o r , J o a n A n d e r -sm, J a c q u e l i n e H o m e r , A d e l a i d e Cvciwley; 111: R i c h a r d R e n s o n ; 2ii2: J o h n Duft ie ld , H a r r y H e l -t r i c h , E l e a n o r J e n k i n s , F r e d K e t -! . iSlacker; 203: J e a n n e F r e e m a n : ; 4: M u r i e l V a n d e r b i l t , S e r g e a n t W i s e ; 205: W a l t e r M c Q u a d e . L o u i s e Moore ; 206: R e m b e r t "3rimm, P h e b e C r o s b y , A r t h u r Duffy; 207: J a m e s R e n s o n , N a n c y

kespeare , J e a n S t a r k w e a t h e r ; J e a n S w a i r , , R o s e m a r y W i l l -

i.Ttnson; 211: O w e n T h o m a s : P . G . : E y r d W i s e ; 104: R o s e S m i l e s , M:nt R o i , , T h o r a W e s t e r g a a r d .

School Introduces New Regulation Outside Activities Cancelled For Pupils Earning U's

W i t h the a p p r o v a l of the f a c -u l t y a n d the student c o u n c i l a n e w regulat ion h a s been adopted i n the school . A c c o r d i n g to this ru l ing , w h i c h h a s jus t been i n -troduced, a pupi l w h o r e c e i v e s a U i n At t i tude s i n a n y t w o classes on a n y one issue of the report c a r d s or w h o r e c e i v e s one IJ in A t t i t u d e on each of two s u c c e s -s i v e issues ot the report c a r d s s h a l l be suspended from p a r t i c i -pat ion in e x t r a - c u r r i c u l a r a c t i v i -ties for the d u r a t i on of the m a r k -ing per iod .

A c t i v i t i e s Af fected T h e s e outside act iv i t ies include

j o u r n a l i s m , dramat ics , a n d a t h -let ics . I n addit ion, the student w h o earns the m e n t i o n e d m a r k s in Att i tude w i l l not be permit ted to attend c l u b meetings or t a k e part i n c l u b act iv i t ies u n t i l the issue of the n e x t reports .

A c h e c k on the latest report c a r d s s h o w that f i f ty-eight s t u -dents comprise the suspension l ist w h i c h w i l l be in effect u n t i l F e b r u a r y 1. H o m e r o o m 101, c o n -sist ing of 12A's a n d 12B's, w a s the o n l y h o m e r o o m w h i c h h a d none of its students on the l ist .

Senior Costume Party Tonight

T h e S e n i o r C l a s s w i l l greet S a i n t N i c k , b i d f a r e w e l l to the old y e a r , and altogether h a v e� ��m e r r y ce lebrat ion tonight� � . a m a s q u e r a d e d a n c e i n < ' ca fe -t e r i a .

E l a b o r a t e p lans h a v e been m a d e for e n t e r t f l n m e n t w i t h M a r v i n M a r k e y hc>idine this c o m -mittee . V a r i o ' . s teachers h a v e promised to act as part of the e v e n i n g ' s enter ta inment . E v e n Professoi C l a u s w i l l be among those present w i t h a gift for e v e r y o n e .

M u s i c w i l l be suppl ied by J a m e s F u l l e l o v e and h i s phono-g r a p h i c a p p a r a t u s .

T h e committee c h a i r m e n a r e M a r y W i l l i s . Violette L e v y , M a r -v i n M a r k e y , and N e l l i e K e s h l -s h i a n .

P r i z e s w i l l be g iven for the two most or ig inal costumes, a n d s u r p r i s e s a w a i t a l l seniors e v e r y m i n u t e from 8:00 to 12:00 p.m.

H o w e v e r , as this issue goes to press , the party is not def inite . U n l e s s more interest in the affair is s h o w n , It will be c a n c e l l e d .

Port Light Benefit, Skidding, Success Staging Excellently Done Actors Are Well Poised

T h e fa l l production, " S k i d d i n g , " w a s presented on S a t u r d a y , D e -c e m t w r 10. T h i s play, M r . E h r e ' s first in P o r t Washington , w i t h a l l expenses paid, netted a p p r o x -imate ly $100. T h i s money w i l l be g i v e n to " T h e Port L i g h t " staff to help pay the expenses ot p u b -l i sh ing the yearbook .

T h e heroine , M a r i a n H a r d y , w a s portrayed by Dot O ' D a y . H e r part w a s that of a younger s i s -ter v e r y m u c h confused by the actions of h e r two m a r r i e d s i s -ters. B u r t o n M o r r i s p l a y e d the part of A n d y H a r d y in a v e r y n a t u r a l a n d humorous m a n -ner . T h e two o lder m e m b e r s of the f a m i l y , the judge a n d g r a n d -father , w e r e e x c e l l e n t l y t a k e n by M a r v i n M a r k e y and J a c k F e r -r i s i . A s n e w c o m e r s , J a c k , B u r t o n a n d Dot w e r e except ional ly good. F r e d da T u r r i l l p l a y e d the part of A u n t M i l l y e x p e r t l y , a n d C h a r -lotte H e w e t t r e n d e r e d the role of M r s . H a r d y w i t h the ease and perfection of a great art i s t . A n -other n e w and i n e x p e r i e n c e d m e m l j e r of the cast , w h o took the part of M a r i o n ' s lover , w a s R a l p h W e i n r i c h t e r .

E s t e l l e and M y r a H a r d y , though c o m p a r a t i v e l y m i n o r m e m b e r s of the cast , w e r e ably enacted by Peggy V a r l e y a n d P h y l l i s W a r -r e n . Peggy is a w e l l - r e m e m b e r e d thespian , but P h y l l i s is a n e w -c o m e r ; both g ir l s did a c o m -mendable job . M r . Stubbins , as c h a r a c t e r i z e d by D a v e R a y m o n d , w a s a t y p i c a l p o l i t i c i a n .

COMING ATTRACTIONS F r i d a j ' . D e c e m b e r I G — B a s k e t -

b a l l game at R o s l y n at 4:00. S e n i o r Masquerade B a l l i n the cafeter ia at 8:00.

S a t u r d a y , D e c e m b e r 1 7 — J u n -ior C l a s s party .

S u n d a y , D e c e m b e r I S — T h e M u s i c D e p a r t m e n t w i l l p r e -sent T h e S o u s a M e m o r i a l C o n c e r t .

T u e s d a y . D e c e m b e r 2 0 — B a s k e t -b a l l game at G a r d e n C i t y at 4:00.

Wednesday . D e c e m b e r 2X — C h r i s t m a s assembly at 11:15. T h e F r a t r y D a n c e w i l l be hold in the cafeteria at 8:30.

T u e s d a y . J a n u a r y 3. 1939 — School opens after the C h r i s t -mas vacat ion . F r i d a y , J a n u a r y 6 — B a s k e t -bal l game at G l e n C o v e .

F r i d a y , J a n u a r y 1 3 — T h e n e x t edit ion of the P o r t W e e k l y

Concert Planned I n Commemoration Of Late March King , John Sousa; Music Groups Participate Gnslove Langenus. Famous Clarinetist To Conduct Sousa Marches Ployed By School Band: Glee Club To Render Song Composed By Mildred Holt; Aliunni Invited

Clio Will Conduct Student F o r u m Six Lectures Will Be Given By Kofstra Professors

On Sunday, December 18, the muaical organizations of the school will present their first concert of the season in the Senior High School auditorium at 4:00 in the after-noon. Thia concert, which ia under thedirection of Mr. V a n Bodengraven and Miss Hoit. will be dedicated to the mem-

• ory of J o h n P h i l l i p Sousa , f a m -ous band conductor a n d m a r c h composer.

T h e r e w i l l be m a n y attract ions w h i c h w i l l m a k e attendance at this concert w o r t h w h i l e . M r . G u s t a v e L a n g a n u s , w h o w i l l a p -p e a r as guest conductor, is l e a d -ing the band in s e v e r a l S o u s a m a r c h e s . M r . L a n g a n u s is r e -puted to be the foremost c l a r i -netist i n the nat ion and has c o m -posed i n n u m e r a b l e c l a r i n e t solos and pieces . H e was also a m e m -ber of Sousa 's famous band w h i c h toured in A m e r i c a and E u r o p e .

T h e G i r l s ' G l e e C l u b w i l l s ing a C h r i s t m a s n u m b e r . " S o n g of the A n g e l s , " whose w o r d s and m u s i c w e r e composed by their competent director , Miss M i l d r e d G . Holt .

I n v i t a t i o n s a r e being sent to m u s i c i a n s w h o h a v e p layed in Sousa 's celebrated band to p a r -t icipate in the school band's r e n -dit ion of their former conductor 's m a r c h e s , but because of some m u s i c i a n - u n i o n restrict ions , it is u n c e r t a i n w h e t h e r they w i l l be able to accept this inv i ta t ion .

B o b B r o c k , president of the band , has also sent out Invitations to a l u m n i w h o w e r e m e m b e r s of that organization , to j o i n in the p l a y i n g of the S o u s a m a r c h e s .

T h e fo l lowing w i l l be the p r o -g r a m for this S u n d a y afternoon's concert . W h o D i d ? S p i r i t u a l

B o y s ' G l e e C l u b S o n g of the A n g e l s

M i l d r e d J . Hol t G i r l s ' G l e e C l u b

L a m b of G o d D e c i u s T h e L o r d Bleds Y o u and K e e p

Y o u P . L u t k i n T h e C h o i r

J o y to the W o r l d T r a n s c r i b e d by G . E . Holmes

T r i p l e B r a s s Sextette O l d G r e n c h Gavotte C a m p r a

P r e l u d e i n C B a c h R o m a n c e i n E F l a t H a y d n

S t r i n g O r c h e s t r a T h e D w e l l e r s of the W e s t e r n

W o r l d S o u s a B l a c k M a n W h i t e M a n

T h r e e Sousa M a r c h e s : S e m p e r F i d e l i a E l C a p i t a n

S t a r s a n d S t r i p e s F o r e v e r T h e B a n d

Conducted by G u s t a v e L a n g e n u s

T h e C l i o C l u b w i l l conduct a Student F o r u m on T u e s d a y a f t e r -noons beginning about J a n u a r y 17.

T h e lectures w i l l inc lude s ix in a l l g iven by H o f s t ra professors. T h e topics w i l l cover foreign affairs, c r i m e , propaganda, the " i s m s , " and labor problems. O n e c u l t u r a l progra m is being p l a n -ned and a possible topic for t h i s is the " E v o l u t i o n of J a z z . "

F o m m Meets T u e s d a y s

T h e Student F o r u m w i l l a l t e r -nate w i t h the S e n i o r F o r u m and w i l l t a k e place T u e s d a y a f t e r -noons. S t u d e nt c h a i r m e n w i l l be appointed by the committee in charge to introduce the guest s p e a k e r s . B e e F a r r e l l y Is at the head of the forum committee w h i c h consists of R e m b e r t B r i m m , Bette D a v i d s o n , and E I l s -w o r t h E r b . T h e bibl iography committee ot the c l u b w i l l c o m -pose a bibl iography before each forum for the use of the c l u b m e m b e r s or a n y o n e w i s h i n g to increase his k n o w l e d g e of the forthcoming topic.

T h e e n t i r e C l i o C l u b w i l l s e l l t ickets for these lectures . T h e price w i l l be $.50 for the series ot s i x . or $.15 admiss ion to each address .

Retort Conducts ' L a b D a y '

T u e s d a y , D e c e m b e r 13. the R e -tort he ld its first " l a b d a y " for Its members . O n D e c e m b e r 7, the Retort , the h o n o r a r y science c lub , decided that once a month t h e re should be a d a y w h e n any m e m -ber of the c l u b could conduct a n y e x p e r i m e n t he c a r e d to w i t h the faci l i t ies of the laboratories In school . E a c h e x p e r i m e n t must be g i v e n the a p p r o v a l of M r . P i c k e t t , the faculty advisor , b e -fore a n y t h i n g c a n be done i n the latjoratory in order to insure that there w i l l be no accidents or unnecessar y chances t a k e n , M r . P i c k e t t is proud ot the record ot n e v e r h a v i n g a n accident in any of his classes.

Experiments Unrestricted E x p e r i m e n t s i n c h e m i s t r y , p h y -

sics , or biology m a y be performed as there a r e no restrict ions to e x p e r i m e n t i n g i n a n y p a r t i c u l a r field. W h e n the p lan w a s put forth, it w a s hoped that e x p e r i -ments of this n a t u r e w o u l d h e l p to f u r t h e r the interest of the m e m b e r s in the field of sc ience and w o u l d offer a chanc e tor more work I n the laboratory.

Celerity Meets To Fix Toys For Sick Children

T h e C e l e r i t y C l u b conducted its meeting last F r i d a y afternoon at 64 R e i d A v e n u e . T h e meeting w a s c a r r i e d on f rom 5 p.m. to about 10:30 p j n . A t this meet ing the g ir l s d i v i d e d into groups; some painted a n d m e n d e d old toys w h i l e others w a s h e d a n d sewed dol ls ' c lothes ; and s e v e r a l w r a p p e d up the gifts for the c h i l -dren 's w a r d of the Meadowbrook H o s p i t a l . T i m e out w a s t a k e n for the g ir l s to eat the supper w h i c h they had brought , and hot cocoa w a s s e r v e d .

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VoL XV—No. 10 Fridor. December 16, 1338

Merry Christmas This

t i m e of the year,

the Christmas s e a s o n , t r u l y

i s quite an appropriate time to reflect upon the purpose of the Impending h o 1 i day festive period. N o student who is sensi-tive to the implica-tions of the w o r d Christmas can fail to grieve for the war-torn victims in E u -rope and in the East. Thousands of young men alive today will never s e e another

Christmas season. War's communion is Death. Our present - day civilization is yet too young to em-ploy effectively the pre-cept, "Peace On Earth, G o o d Will To Men."

As students today, b u t as leaders tomorrow, let us re-solve to h a l t the deviltry going on in the world! May the Christmases of our man-hood be u n i q u e for the cessation of w a r and t h e unjust h a t r e d of masses.

Concerning . . . That idea of suspension from

school activities for those receiv-ing a couple of "'U"s" in attitude rocked some of those who didn't believe that it would happen. The list, surprisingly small, con-tained names mostly who don't engage in extra-curricular stuff. If anyone went so far as to get five or ten of those ominous let-ters, the authorities would prob-ably turn the school over to him. on the idea that he had a new theory.

The Alumni bottle brigade usu-ally has an enormous amount of fun at the annual Fratry Hop, coming off December 21. How-ever, President Burr Miller pro-claims firmly, decisively, and fin-ally that this year, the mere suspicion of Coca Cola on the breath will be a signal for much stern motion. Some of our elders home from college are going to be confounded, if not impounded, by this . . . yea. no?

• • • Last Saturday's "Skidding" in

our humble opinion, was the best thing seen in the auditorium since the Eskimos landed. The pace was fast, the characters, particu-larly Charlotte Hewitt and Bur-ton Morris, were very good, and the play as a whole was very, very good.

We would like to know wheth-er the audience was expected to remain quiet during the inter-missions w h i l e the orchestra

played. It would be quite a lot to hope for, considering the num-ber of students present. As usual there was an amount of Juvenile delinquency during parts of the play too.

If all of his productions equal that first effort we don't think that anyone wil l mind if Mr. Ehre hangs around for a while.

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Sitting under the edge of the indoor track in the gym at bas-ketball games gives much the same impression that sitting in a wastebasket might. You never know what's going to hit you when. But in a wastebasket. you're not expected to throw the stuff that hits you back to its owner. We're living in dread of the time that one of the girls drops her pocketbook laden as they seem to be with compact, lipstick, sewing kit, memoran-dum book, manicure set, galoshes, c o m b , mirror, telephone, and several bricks, to keep the thing from floating away. If it missed us, which we strongly doubt, it would surely go right through that nice new gym floor.

Henry Peper was the only cas-ualty of the first basketball game. Near the end of the second team encounter, he was brutally at-tacked by the basketball in the most tender part of his anatomy, his nose, which is notorious for its proneness to bleed at the slightest provocation. It lived up to its reputation. No transfusion was necessary, however.

Inquiring Reporter

Question: "What do yon think of the 'up-sweep' hair do?"

Answers (from our, big burly basketball team);

Bi l l McCarthy, our veteran for-ward: "'i never noticed it, because she doesn't have one."

• « • Andy Jessen, handsome hero of

the team: "I d like to try it some-time, when my hair grows longer."

• • • Ernie Tonsmeire, o u r good-

natured guard: "That's last sum-mers style. It's out-of-date now.

• • • Art Duffy, who ably scores at

center: "I don't like it; most girls look awful in them."

• • • Pussy Mark I and, another guard

of great repute (? ) : "They're ter-rible! The hair pins are always falling out."

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. . .Lou Lifi^rl, one of M i k e ' s threats: -They're awtul! Why I kow a girl that had one, and she looked like a Greek!" (ftow how does he know what a Greek looks like?)

Mike Bottlierl, high - scoring shooter: "Why ask? Do you think I know anything about it'/" ("Hmmmm"—Ed. note.)

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Don (killer-diller) Harshbarger, whom we know from football: "My grandmoUier used to wear it up-swept' when she washed the

floor!"

"Jaws Aren^t All In Jars''

Experience has taught that all •jams" a r e n o t reserved for "jars," although one feverishly wishes they were, most especially at Christmas time. The very men-lion of the jams (in the conser-vative sense) serves to remind me of the morbid thought in-curred a short jam ago, when in the middle of a Christmas shop-ping crowd of a few hundred persons or more. The thought sti'uck nie {although how it pass-ed through the wall of humans, I would not to venture to guess) as to the similarity of thu few hundred persons mashed togeth-er on a street corner, and that of a few hundred strawberries, or more likely raspberries, mashed together about to be boiled for jam.

Up jams and down, all Satur-day morning, I worried myself to an unquenchable hunger over "My Christinas Present List ," and so because my desire for some-thing to eat was greater than a desire for more Christmas shop-ping, I wearily rested my bones, or my bones wearily rested. I think both objects, me and my bones, were only too glad to rest.

S'funny thing, but on the way home I discovered that I had spent more money than I had! so in order to get Aunt Milly's present "out of hock," I am afraid I wil l have to cancel the new evening dress that Santa Claus was to give me, but I have no regrets, for I have since learned that there is no Santa Claus. or rather that there is a limit to everything and my allowance is overdrawn.

Scribe Disserts On 'Wall Pictures^, Their Location, Hanging

By E V E R T T T H E H N Wall pictures. Many of you

probably shudder when these two words are uttered. Those of you who lifted your eyebrows and thought that I was a lunatic are probably waiting for mo to con-vince you of this fact. But 1 hope to be able to disappoint you. Those of you who shuddered will probably recognize the following incidents.

To hang a wall picture a ham-mer, a nail, or rather several nails for at least two are l^ound to be dropped beneath the new low sofa, some string and a small stool, one so small as to make it impossible to reach the appointed location, are needed to properly execute (and I mean execute) the task. First you place three nails in the mouth; these nails

THE

Sawdust Trail First we want to congratulate

the members of the cast in the play "Skidding" and also the fine work done by their director, Mr. Ehre. Everyone in the play f'id a pood job. and everyone in the audience enjoyed the play immensely. David Raymond sure-ly smelled sweet after the play and R a l p h Weinrichter sure showed us some technique in his field of endeavor.

After the performince of "Skid-ding", Saturday night, as thr- audi-torium was clearing out E'chard

must be of sufficient length so as Croucher and Frank Shelton

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to prick the inside of the cheek. Then place the stool under the appointed place and get up on the stool. Then you get off the stool, for you can't find the cor-rect spot. After replacing the Stool in the proper location, and inserting another n a i l in the cheek to replace the one swal-lowed you climb up on the stool. W A I T ! You've forgotten the ham-mer. Ah, that's right. Now, ev-erybody's happy, except when you happen to remember that you were supposed to fix the right front leg of the stool the week before. It has a bad crack in it where brother's train ran into it.

Oh, well, H you fell you could sue somebody or somethin". Any-way, you manage to hammer the nail into the wall. (At times you think you are hammering your thumb into the wall.) After the picture is balanced on the string, and all straight and every-thin' the string breaks in the middle, and down comes the pic-ture with disastrous results. You then sweep up the remains and insert them in the ash can. Oh, well, you didn't need a picture there anyway you say to your-self, as you pick up your home-work.

Port Profile

Age—He's coy about it Sex—Male Eyes—Brown, twinkly HeiEht—Short unto oblivion Chief Characteristic — Avoirdu-

pois Main Fault—He doesn't shave He goes around with .— Rane

Deare Favorite Sport-—Sleigh riding Seldom Seen—Positively

One oi Port Washington High School's foremost Art students, Tony Lambe-l i , was born in Port Washington on January 20, 1920, Tony received his.elementary ed-ucation in Flower Hi l l School, where his genius a i an artist'aii sort of things around aboul first began to blossom o,ut. Tony' the house, admits that he had the bad habit of decorating his books, bul_ he says that he never went so var as to decorate desks.

went up on the stare and took David's violin and tried to play a solo. Much to their disapp:>int-ment. the people kept moving out instead of in the auditorium. "IVe want tu know ulietlier (he boys are trying to get a job In the philharmonic orchestra."

• • • Well at last the da-y has come

that Andrew Sprague has be-come a man. Gump, last night, went to the Plandome Gardens where he indulged in some stimulant and he is now nm-ning around with his chest ex-panded, saying. "Today I am a man."

If the people are wondering what the new attraction is now in the parking space, it is only a new thirty-one Chevey. The car has a new top, radio, spot-lights, fog lights, but no heater. Charlie savs he can take care of the heating system.

Ina Campbell played hostess at a dinner parly at Gildo's, Those present were Jean Swain, Russel Becklev. J^^n Freerran, B - r " n Cramblet (Wow), Marjorie Hall , Buell Kingsley, Carol Halliday, Howard Stephenson, Marion Har-per. Donald Collings. and Eleanor Merrill Francis Tench, (Tisk, Tisk.) After dinner the whole party attended the performance of "Skidding," and finally wound up the evening at Marjorie Hall's house where Mr. McQuade joined the party with a "Streamlined Blond" in a red satin evening gown. There they danced, played games, had refreshments, and did

There is to be a donee at the KnickeTbocker Yacht Club on the tuienly-seuenth of this mont'i.

The Christmas cut on the front I We also understand that many page is a good example of Tony's ! the students from Senior High work and others have been on ,niend this dance. We predict exhibit in the library and the art many surprises, room at frequent intervals. Last year Tony entered the National Scholastic Contest in which he

During the holidays there will also be a d . T n c e at St. Stephen's

received honorable mention. Tony' HaU conducted by the Y . P . F . is a member of the Art Club, i t.-^ipty „f ilinl church. This one the Boys' Glee Club, and Mixed 5^ held on 'he thirtieth of Choir.

After he graduates from High School in June, Tony hopes to attend Art School.

December and probably w i l l orob^bly have a very large at-tendance of Port ftjidents as many of them are in uik society.

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Friday, December 16,1938 T H E P O R T W E E K L Y Pago Three

Sports Council Tonight The Port Junior Basketball

Evet^' Afternoon

Brother* Under The Skin

I f y o u l i k e t o f i n d f r e s h n o o k s — I f y o u h a n k e r a f t e r n o o k s — I f y o u ' r e s e e k i n g tests f o r cooks Y o u can f i n d t h e m i n t h e books A t t h e l i b r a r y

i f y o u r h o b b y is g r e e n g r a p e s — I f y o u w a n t t o change t h e

d r a p e s — U y o u l i k e t o chase w i s e c r o o k s J u s t se lect t h e p r o p e r b o o k A t t h e l i b r a r y

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Y o u c a n l e a r n to w i p e y o u r n o s e —

D a r n t h e ho les i n S u n d a y h o s e — E v e n f i n d t h e t i m e t o d o z e — A t t h e l i b r a r y .

A n d i t doesn ' t cost one c e n t — For t h e c i t y pays t h e r e n t — Jus t r e t u r n t h e books t h e y l e n t Y o u a t t h e l i b r a r y .

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W e l l , t o m o r r o w is a s i n g u l a r l y u n p r o m i s i n g day f o r m o s t o f y o u .

' Howeve r , f o l l o w t h e a d v i c e o f t h e stars a n d y o u w i l l get sa fe l y a n d h a p p i l y t h r o u g h a l l t r o u b l e w h i c h may ar i se .

Fo r Peop l e b o r n i n t h e s i gn o f : Aries. B o r n IVIarch 21 to A p r i l 1 9 —

The a i r is f r a u g h t w i t h r o m a n t i c o r bus iness t r o u b l e s . So b e -w a r e ! T o d a y , t h e r e is t o o m u c h d e s t r u c t i v e energy.

Taurus. B o r n A p r i l 29 to May 20. P r i d e goes b e f o r e ' a f a l l , so

g u a r d y o u r h e a l t h . B e c a u t i -ous.

Gemini . B o m May .21 to J u n e 21. Y o u , a lso , m u s t be c a r e f u l o f

y o u r h e a l t h . A v o i d acc iden t s . Cwicer . B o r n J u n e 31 to J u l y 22.

Do n o t be careless o r r a s h i n h o m e r e l a t i o n s h i p s . Y o u w i l l o n i y m a k e t r o u b l e f o r y o u r -se l f .

Leo. Born J u l y 23 to August 2 2 — Be c a r e f u l i n y o u r t r a v e l , c o r -

respondence a n d w r i t i n g s . Carelessness a n d reck lessness w i t h r e g a r d to these w i l l l e ad to c a l a m i t y .

Tlrgo. B o r n Aug . 23 to Sept. 22. Today i t is poss ib le f o r y o u t o

h a v e m o n e y losses a n d a c c i -den t s . K e e p sel f -possessed, g u a r d i n g aga ins t r a s h , i m p u l -s ive speech a n d a c t i o n .

Libra , B o r n Sept. 23 to Oct, 22. Y o u a r e ap t to be v e r y i m p u l -

s i ve a n d care less t oday . T r y to keep y o u r s e l f i n check o r t r o u b l e w i l l ensue .

Scorpio. B o r n O c t . 23 to Nov. 21. Do n o t p u t y o u r s e l f f o r w a r d too

m u c h t o d a y . a n d some • • f r i ends " o r carelessness w i l l get y o u i n t r o u b l e I f y o u are no t on y o u r g u a r d .

Ssci t tar lus . B o r n Nov.23 to Dec . 21 T h o u g h y o u m a y f e e l i m p a t i e n t

and i r r i t a b l e , h o l d y o u r s e l f i n c h e c k . I f y o u do n o t . t r o u b l e b e t w e e n f r i e n d s w i l l be t h e o u t c o m e .

Capricorn. B o r n Dec . 22 to J a n . 19 Y o u , also, m u s t g u a r d aga ins t

t r o u b l e a n d acc idents . B e c a u t i o u s a n d use d i s c r e t i o n ,

nar ius . B o r n J a n . 20 to Feb . 18. Do no t be r eck l ess o r careless,

as t r o u b l e w i l l f o l l o w these o r a n y acc iden t s w h i c h m a y occur .

cs. B o r n F e b . 19 to March 20. You , (00, m u s t c u r b y o u r i r -

r i t a t i o n , a n d do n o t be ca r e -less. A c c i d e n t s m a y t a k e p lace i f y o u a r e n o t o n y o u r g u a r d .

ance Club Meets

The J u n i o r H i g h danc e c l u b t last Wednesday a n d e l e c t ed icers. T h e y a r e as f o l l o w s — s ident , M a r y N i c h o l s o n , V i c e i d e n t — J e a n M e l l o r , s e c r e t a r y

ene C o n n o r s . T h e y p l a n n e d t o d o n a t e f i v e cen ts a n d b u y

i r o w i i r e co rds . A d e f i n i t e da t e no t set f o r m e e t i n g s b u t M r s .

u m b i a v o l u n t e e r e d to l e t t h e r b u g s use h e r r o o m .

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M r s . C u r t i s F , C o l u m b i a , t e a c h -e r - s p o n s o r of t h e C h a r m C l u b , has j u s t a n n o u n c e d t h e t e n t a t i v e l i s t o f gues t speakers f o r t h e c o m i n g season. T h e y w i l l i n c l u d e :

M i s s K a t h e r i n e Regan . S t y l i s t ; M i s s H i l d e g a r d e F i l l m o r e , B e a u t y E d i t o r o f M c C a l l ' s M a g a z i n e ; M r s . H o w a r d R e i d . I n s t r u c t o r of D a n c -i n g ; M r . A l b e r t M u l l e n . Research C h e m i s t o f A m e r i c a n P e r f u m e r s L a b o r a t o r i e s ; M r . D o u g l a s H e g -g a r t y . " M a r y P i c k f o r d " P r o d u c t s ; M o t i o n P i c t u r e b y C o t y P e r -f u m e r s — " R o m a n c e of F l o w e r s , "

T h e dates o f t h e i r appea rance w i l l be a n n o u n c e d l a t e r .

T h e C l u b a c t i v i t y a n d i n t e r e s t a m o n g t h e g i r l s has become of such i n t e r e s t t h a t a l l f u t u r e m e e t -ings w i l l be h e l d i n t h e schoo l a u d i t o r i u m a t 11 a. m . . t h e sec-o n d Wednesday of e a ch m o n t h .

A t t h e last m e e t i n g M i s s K a t h -e r i n e Regan gave a v e r y f i n e t a l k o n c l o thes t o t h e c h a r m c l u b a n d had l i v i n g m o d e l s to i l l u s t r a t e i t . T w e l v e g o w n s w e r e m o d e l e d b y the g i r l s w h o w e r e chosen f r o m o u r s choo l . M i s s K i n n e a c c o m p a n i -ed t h e m o n t h e p i a n o .

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F r o m L a d l e s Home J o u r n a l W e go t o schoo l f o r y ea r s a n d

vears w i t h o u r c h i e f a i m i n l i f e t h e a vo idance o f s t u d y . N o w . i f y o u h a v e n ' t been a c h i e v i n g y o u r a i m , h e r e ' s - h o w . I t ' s s u r e - f i r e .

S t a r t s t u d y i n g a t n i n e o 'clock a f t e r a f e w fast sets o f t a b l e t e n n i s w i t h b r o t h e r . P u t u p a c a r d t a b l e i n f r o n t o f t h e r a d i o a n d l i s t e n to a s w i n g p r o g r a m w h i l e y o u t r a n -s la te Caesar. W h e n t h e p r o g r a m ' s o v e r , c a l l u p Sara a n d f i n i s h Caesar ove r t h e p h o n e . T h e n c a l l u p H e l e n t o see i f she t r a n s l a t e d i t t h e w a y y o u d i d . T a k e t i m e o f f to ge t a snack t o r e v i v e y o u r s e l f a f t e r w o r k i n g so h a r d . T h e go u p -s t a i r s , undress , d o y o u r n a i l s , b r u s h y o u r h a i r , a n d c u r l u p I n b e d w i t h y o u r book . Set y o u r a l a r m f o r f i v e t h e n e x t m o r n i n g . a i )d t u r n o u t t h e l i g h t . B e su r e t o t u r n t h e a l a r m o f f w i t h o u t w a k -i n g c l ea r u p w h e n i t r i n g s . T e l l t eacher y o u j u s t c o u l d n ' t u n d e r -s t a n d t h e lesson.

O r - — i f y o u ' v e a n o t h e r a i m i n l i f e — go to y o u r r o o m r i g h t a f t e r suppe r , s i t i n a s t r a i g h t c h a i r at y o u r desk , i g h o r e t h e t e l e p h o n e a n d a l l u n b u s i n e s s - l i k e t h o u g h t s , and geta d o w n t o i t . W h a t y o u r e a d w i l l s t i c k b y y o u — i f y o u care j n y t h i n g a b o u t t h a t !

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A l t h o u g h t h e boys go a r o u n d schoo l r a z z i n g t h e f e m m c s b e -cause o f t h e i r " C h a r m C l u b " (a v e r y w o r t h y i n s t i t u t i o n , ) r e c en t m e e t i n g s o f t h e C h a r m C l u b s h o w t h a t a m a l e m e m b e r o f t h e f a c u l t y m i g h t v e r y w e l l sponso r a C h a r m C l u b f o r t h e boys !

Some o f t h e boys w h o t h o u g h t t h a t t h e i r c h a r m c o u l d be i m -o r o v e d b y a t t e n d i n g t h e f e m i n i n e C h a r m C l u b , j u d g i n g b y t h e i r a p -pearance a t t h e las t one o r t w o mee t ings a r e :

D i c k B o h n , D a v e M u l l o n , L i o n e l Roges in . B a r r y M a y e r , B o b Rober ts , C a l v i n L e i t z , B o b L a t h a m , D u d l e y G o o d w i n a n d A l T e r r y .

H o n e s t a n d t r u l y , p e r h a p s t h e boys w o u l d l i k e a g e n t l e m a n ' s c l u b w h e r e t h e p r i n c i p l e s o f m a n l i n e s s c o u l d be e x t o l l e d a n d m a n l y v i r t u e s h e l d u p f o r p ra i s e . W h a t do y o u say, f e l l ows ?

Conceit The t op i c which has been c h o -

sen� ��� this e d i t o r i a l is conce i t . Conce i t as it is defined in the d i c t i o n a r y is as follows: an idea, an over-estimate of one's o b i l i -t i es ; a qnaint fancy.

I t m a y be d e f i n e d i n o u r J u n i o r H i g h b y p o i n t i n g o u t a c e r t a i n f ew b u t . as l u c k y o u l d h a v e i t these f ew w o u l d p r o b a b l y ra ise a k i c k and t h u s e n d t h e idea . B u t , i f w e l eave t h e p i c k i n g o f t h e c e r t a i n f e w to t h e v e r y i n t e l l i g e n t s t u d e n t b o d y i t w i l l m a k e a m o r e i n t e r e s t i n g a n d p u z z l i n g t o p i c .

T h e r e are m a n y d i f f e r e n t t ype s o ( conce i t i n o u r schoo l . F o r i n -tance t h e r e is t h e f i r s t t y p e w h i c h is a f r a u d . I t is no t r e a l conce i t b u t is a n o v e r d e v e l o p e d i n f e r i -o r i t y c o m p l e x . O f course m o s t peop le c a n see t h r u t h i s t y p e b u t i f t h e y can ' t t h e y o u g h t t o lapse i n t o a c o m p l e t e c o m a ins t ead o f t h e s em i - c oma , i n w h i c h t h e y u s u a l l y l i v e .

T h e n e x t t y p e is t h a t o f t h e mama ' s b a b y w h o feels t h a t e v e r y -one s h o u l d app r e c i a t e h i m f a r m o r e t h a n t h e y do . I n t h i s class w e h a v e t h e t a l e n t e d m u s i c i a n w h o feels t h a t h i s o r h e r a b i l i t y has n o t been r e cogn i z ed a n d c r i t i c i z e s f r e e l y t h e p l a y i n g o f a n o t h e r s t r i v i n g P a d e r e w s k i .

T h e n t h e r e is t h e t h i r d t y p e w h i c h takes t h e cake . I t is t h e most c o m m o n a n d a n n o y i n g o f a l l . I t is j u s t t h e p l a i n conce i t t y p e a b o u t w h i c h n o t h m g can be done . I t is p r e d o m i n a t i n t h e g r e a t m i d d l e class a n d u s u a l l y e x i s t s w i t h o u t a n y o t h e r r eason t h a n t h a t w h i c h t h e person h i m s e K c a n f i n d . T h i s t y p e c a n n o t be h o w l e d d o w n n o r c a n t h e i r f e e l -ings be h u r t . I t is a p r o b l e m w h i c h r e q u i r e s m u c h a t t e n t i o n a n d r e -ce ives v e r y l i t t l e .

I n c o n c l u s i o n , w e a d m i r e t h e one w h o k n o w s he's good a n d can C a r r y t h e k n o w l e d g e i n a m a n n e r w h i c h is no t o v e r b e a r i n g .

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W e l l boys a n d g i r l s w e b r i n g y o u t h e w a s h t h a t has been l a i d o u t t o r t h i s w e e k , so w i t h o u t f u r -t h e r ado I ' l l spread i t o u t .

I t has t)een h e a r d t h a t t h e 9B 's h a d a v e r y n i ce t i m e o n a bus t r i p t o N e w Y o r k l as t S a t u r d a y . I t a lso was h e a r d t h a t B i l l i e H e l f r i c h e n j o y e d M a r y N i c h o l -son's s i n g i n g v e r y , v e r y m u c h ,

J a n e t h S t e w a r t a n d Gene C h e r r y w e r e also o n t h i s bus t r i p . T h e y b o t h c l a i m e d t h e y h a d a v e r y n i ce t i m e ( no w o n d e r J a n e t h was s i n g i n g a l l day M o n d a y — •• I was d o i n g a l l r i g h t " )

M r . B r e n n a n seemed v e r y d i s -gus t ed w h e n o n l y one g i r l i n his class w e n t o u t f o r g i r l s spor t s . H e . ' l a i m e d i t p u t h i m d o w n i n the h w n e r o o m c o n t e s t — t c h , t c h .

H a v e ."OU e v e r n o t i c e d D i c k B o h n a l w a y s f o l l o w s the 9 B - 1 class a roun i ' w h e n t h e l ines are pass ing . W e \ ' onde r w h e t h e r t h e class c a n ' t be t r u s t e d o r i f i t ' s someone i n t h e c'ass.

B o b F i t z is one i>f those e a r l y -b i r d s — h e a l r e a d y d a t e d u p R u t h S c h o l l t o r t h e danc t v ( W a s n ' t t a k -i n g a n y c h a n c e s - h u h B o b )

Mr. A l l e n was a t t h e f e s t i v a l l as t F r i d a y n i g h t dressed as a b u l l - f i g h t e r . ( W h e r e wa s F e r d i n -a n d )

M a n y of o u r J u n i o r H i g h e r s s t i l l e n j o y s k a t i n g i i t t h e M i n e o l a R i n k , L u c y Wes t a n d J a c q u e l i n e G a u t s c h e w e r e seen d o i n g m u c h o f t h e a d v a n c e d s k a t i n g . ( T h e y o u g h t to go i n t o bus iness )

T h e b a n d a n d .• jrchestra a l l c l a i m e d t h e y h a d a v e r y e n j o y a b l e t i m e a t B a y v i l l e . P i e r r e L o i s -s eaux a n d D a v e A h e r n k e p t H e l e n a A d a m s v e r j b us y on t h e bus , ( s i n g i n g of c ou r s e )

W e l l t h e w a s h is r e a d y f o r press so I ' l l h a v e to e n d . i t . D o n ' t f o r -get h a n d i n a l l the d i r t y o u can a n d w e ' l l waib I t .

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L a s t Wednesday the boys' basketbal l season opened w i t h a 16-4 v ictory for George L i o t t i ' s team over Hooper 's A r m y team. L i o t t i wa s h igh scorer for his team and C i p -pr iano high for the losers. M a r r o and Hooper played out-s tand ing games for the i r teams.

— — • I n t h e second g a m e D e n d i e v e l ' s _ _ P i t t t e a m t r i m m e d H a r o l d K e l l y ' s ���������������������������������

W e l l spo r t s fans once a g a i n b a s k e t b a l l r o l l s a r o u n d . A t t h e last f e w spor t s m e e t i n g s class cap ta ins h a v e been chosen a n d names f o r t h e i r t eams ,

7 B — C a p t a i n . O, M a r k l a n d , N a m e o f t e a m , M . B . B , G .

8 A — C a p t a i n , J . A n t o n e l l i , B . E d w a r d s , N a m e o f t e a m R u g C u t -ters .

9 A — C a p t a i n . J . D e t o r r i , R. F a r -r e l l y . N a m e o f t e a m , J i t t e r b a s k -ets, Go G e t t e r s J u m p i n g F rogs , A m a z o n s .

These a m b i t i o u s t eams w i l l s t a r t t h e i r t o u r n a m e n t s Tuesday and v a r s i t y p r a c t i c e w i l l be o n F r i d a y .

A t l as t w e h a v e some cheer l eaders ( a n d good ones too . ) N a n c y Grecco , C o n c e t t a Grecco , Rose I m p e r i a l a n d Tessie D e m e o h a v e been w o r k i n g r e a l h a r d o n t h i s n e w idea. M i s s F e t t a n d t h e cheer l eaders ask y o u please to l e a r n t h e cheers as soon as t h e y ' r e p u b l i s h e d ad a t a l l t h e games h e l p t h e cheer l eaders m a k e i t s o u n d good . One o f t h e s imp l e s t ones t h e y w i l l ge t s t a r t e d o n i t T - E - A - M yea t e a m ( f o r t h r e e t imes , )

F l a s h ! A n y one i n t e r e s t e d I n b e -i n g i n t h e p i n g p o n g t o u r n a m e n t s i gn u p n e x t w e e k . T h e w i n n e r s o f t h i s w i l l p l a y t h e h i g h schoo l .

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m a r k e t , a b o o k o n t h e c o m m u t e r a n d h i s woes a n d w o r r i e s , sys tems a n d s o r r o w s . W e l l h e i sn ' t t h e o n l y one w i t h sys tems a n d s o r -r o w s . W e o f t h e schoo l age h a v e m o r n i n g a n d a f t e r n o o n , r a i n y a n d s u n n y d a y r o u t i n e s .

Schoo l beg ins a t 8:45 y o u are w e l l a w a r e o f t h a t . A t 7:30 y o u are a w a k e ( I ' m t a k i n g t h e l i -b e r t y o f suppos ing t h a t ) . Y o u l i e q u i e t l y i n b e d a n d c o n c e n t r a t e o n t h e q u e s t i o n o f t h e m o m e n t — w h a t to w e a r . B y 7:35 y o u h a v e d e -c ided o n t h i s ( t h a t is i t y o u ' r e one o f those " s n a p p y " t h i n k e r s ) . N o w t h e q u e s t i o n s tands " t o get o r no t to g e t " u p . A f t e r a l l i t ' s so w a r m h e r e a n d so co l d t h e r e —

8:00 a. m , f i nds y o u i n t h e throes o f f i n i s h i n g d r e s s in g a n d g e t t i n g d o w n to b r e a k f a s t i n n o t h -i n g f l a t to be r eady t o l eave t h e house by 8:10. T h e y say i t can be done b u t i t n e v e r is . B r e a k f a s t is t a k e n b y gu lps , gu rg l e s , a n d a f i n a l c r u n c h . Y o u g r a b y o u r coat , ha t a n d books , hagg l e w i t h m o t h e r o v e r t w e n t y - f i v e ins tead o f t h i r t y cents f o r l u n c h a n d r u s h o u t .

O n t h e w a y to schoo l y o u p i c k u p t w o o r t h r e e ( i f y o u posess t h a t m a n y ) f r i e n d s a n d y o u a l l r u s h t h a t f a t a l ^ m i l e t o s c h o o l — " D i d y o u do y o u r L a t i n — I d i d n ' t e i t h e r — W h e n do w e h a v e t o h a n d i n t h a t s c i e n c e — O h gosh I h a v e n ' t e v en s t a r t e d i t . E v e n a t t e m p t s o f c o n v e r s a t i o n are a b a n d o n e d as y o u pass t h e s t a t i o n c l o ck a t 8:40 — S c h o o l a t las t ! U p t h e s t a i r s y o u s p r i n t a n d b u r s t i n t o class j u s t i n t i m e t o see t h e c l o c k h i t t h e 8:55 p o i n t . O n t h a t f a m i l i a r p i n k s l i p y o u w r i t e " m i s u n d e r s t o o d " t i m e " a n d pass q u i e t l y i n to y o u r 1st class!

C, C, N , Y, squad 15—6. M c K e n n a was h i g h scorer f o r C. C. N . Y . a n d F, M i l l e r w as h i g h f o r P i t t . K e l l y a n d D e n d i e v e l a l t h o u g h t h e y w e r e no t h i g h scores p l a y e d v e r y good games.

T h e l i n e - u p : Pos. N. y . U . A r r a y R F . S c h a r r m b e r g . C i p r i a n o L F . ... . M a r r o S m i t h C. . . L i o t t i A h e r n R G . I n d e n c e F i n l a y L G , Z e b r o w s k l -Hoope r

S u b s t i t u t e s : N . Y . U . — P . Indence , E . W e n n e r A r m y — E . Denze l , B . Robe r t s , A . W a k a h i n -s k y , C. F l e t c h e r ,

Second G a m e Pos. P i t t C . C . N, Y . R F . D e n d i e v e l O D a y L F . . C a r p i n M c K e n n a C. M i l l e r K e U y R G . . B o h n Y o u n g e r L G . M u l l o n Poo l e

S u b s t i t u t e s : P i t t—^B . A i t k e n , K . G l a b a c k , T , W h i t c o m b C. C . N . Y . — N . L a u c e l l a . H . G o l d s h e r .

i n t h e last t h r e e b a s k e t b a l l feame p l a y e d o n Wednesday , D e -c e m b e r 7, P r i n c e t o n c a p t a i n e d b y E d m o n s o n ove r w h e l m e d N a v y c a p t a i n e d b y P r u d e n t i 1 5 — 5 . R a y -m o n d V e i t w as t h e l e a d i n g p l a y e r a n d scorer w i t h s i x p o i n t s f o r P r i n c e t o n Grecco was t h e h i g h scorer t o r N a v y w i t h t h r e e o f t h e f i v e p o i n t s m a d e b y N a v y , T h e s t a r t i n g l i n e u p was as f o l l o w s : Pos. P r l n c t o n Navy L F . M ' C a r t h y P r u d e n U

R F V e i t M u r r a y C. Ca ruso Grecco L G D e L a u r a D e l l a v e c c h i a R G . E d m u n s o n J u e r g e n s o n

J u n i o r H i g h V a r s i t y s q u a d B a s k e t b a l l .

O n F r i d a y , D e c e m b e r 9, t h e J u n i o r H i g h f i r s t a n d second teams p l a y e d aga ins t t w o p i c k u p t eams f r o m t h e H i g h Schoo l . T h e second t e a m t i e d t h e H i g h S c h o o l t e a m 13—13 a n d t h e f i r s t t e a m w o n 2 1 — 1 7 . A g a m e was p l a y e d by t w o teams w h i c h a r e p a r t o f the o r i g i n a l s quad chosen by M r . Rogo.

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B y S H I R L E Y L A W T O N W h a t do y o u w a n t f o r C h r i s t -

mas? I n a f ew m i n u t e s I ' m go -i n g to t e l l y o u w h a t some o f t h e ceop le w a n t Santa t o b r i n g t h e m . T h e o n l y t r o u b l e is t h a t a f t e r I had g o t t e n t h e i n f o r m a t i o n I d i d n ' t f ee l l i k e w r i t i n g an a r t i c l e o n W h a t D o Y o u W a n t F o r C h r i s t -mas b u t P r i z e f i g h t i n g i n one easy lesson. Y o u see t h e peop le i n t h i s s choo l a r e no t v e r y c o - o p e r a t i v e .

K e m p Reade w o u l d be sa t i s f i ed w i t h a car, a boat , a n d a b i c y c l e . W e ' l l see to t h a t , K e m p .

O u r l i t t l e f r i e n d H a l M a c a r t n e y w o u l d be pleased w i t h a c h o o -choo t r a i n ,

P a u l a Read t u r n e d t o t h e s e r i -ous s ide a n d sa id t h a t she des i res a p i a n o .

E d d i e K a e l b e r w a n t s a l i t t l e t h i n g l i k e a m i l l o n d o l l a r s . I k n o w some peop l e t h a t w o u l d l i k e t o g i v e h i m s o m e t h i n g q u i t e d i f f e r -en t .

B o b L a t h a m w a n t s a car , b u t w e are n o t su r e t h a t h e m i g h t h a v e to w a i t a w h i l e ,

M r , A l l e n des i res j u s t a l i t t l e peace and q u i e t a n d y o u r s t r u l y is i n c l i n e d ( f o r one ) t o agree w i t h h i m . A n o t h e r t h i n g I m i g h t l i k e is a b r a n d n e w f p a t n m o t o "

Page Four THE PORT W E E K L Y Friday. December 16. 1938

Fratry Dance December 21

Next Wednesday evening, De-cember 21. at 8:30. the Fratry w i l l hold its annual dance. The committees in charge premise that i t w i l l be w e l l w o r t h your t ime and money to atte"!*.. T^ic decorations, which w i l l trans-form the customary appearance of the cafeteria into a gayer set-t ing , w i l l be under the direction of El lsworth Erb, Byro n Cram-blet w i l l be i r charge of th( refreshments.

I n order to preserve t^'e gym floor as long as posaible, the caf-eteria is being used this year. The regenerated "Roya' Hench-men" who played two vears ago at the Frat ry Dance w i l l be here again this year. I f you want sweet, hot or syncnpatod rhythms be p r e s e n t when the Royal H en c h m e n open the dance prompt ly at 8:30.

Optional dress it designed to suit the plutocrats and beggars. Ticket sales are under the direc-t ion of Owen Thomas, The price of tickets is $1.00 per couple and

for the stag-liners. Other committee head^ are Jack Young, publ ic i ty , and John Smith , or -chestra.

It 's the cafeteria on December 21 for a grand night of enter-tainment.

The Fratry 's annual soiree is the first event on the "hol ly"day dance schedule. Sporting the Roy-al H e n c h m e n , a mysterious punch, and a dol lar tar i f f , the thing really shows some promise. Start oft on your exhaustion c i r -cuit w i t h this .

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The Junior Class is going to conduct a Christmas Party in the High School Cafeteria, on Satur-day night , December 17, f rom 8:30 to 11:30. Juniors only are eligible to attend the festivities.

A Ping Pong Exh ib i t i on Match w i l l be a big event of the evening. I n addition there w i l l be dancing, to the merry tunes of the latest V ic t ro l ia Records, The game room w i l l be open for a l l those who wish a l i t t l e relaxation f rom dancing. Coco and cookies w i l l be served dur ing the course of the evening. There w i l l be no admission charge for entrance to the party .

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By N A N C Y G A I G N A T The newly-organized tap club

held its i n l l l a l meeting on Wed-nesday. Dpccmbcr 7, i n the F l ow-er H i l l audi tor ium. Miss Rich, the supervisor of the club, taught the Zir'.s the i i r lmary routine and i f t c rwards discussed future plans. Several 'lapsters' attended this mert ing, a id for those who would itlU l ike to Join the club, the lirai'tices u i l l be held every Wed-nesday afternoon at 3:30.

• • * Several of the ping-pong and

badminton matches have been played off, but not as many as there should be by this t ime. The badminton nets are up on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 3:00 to 3:30, and i t is desirable for each g i r l to set a date w i t h her opponent for their match. I f one of the girls isn't present at the set t ime, she automatically forfeits the match to her oppo-nent.

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The basketball aspirants are be-ginning to show their prowess i n the game. Miss Maher w i l l probab-ly cut the squad sometime In the near future. The only le t ter -man re turn ing this year to serve on the team Is Mary Muro , who Is one of last year's outstanding players. The schedule for the forthcoming encounters is as yet very indefinite. I n t r a - m u r a l games w i l l be held after school for those gir ls who didn't make the squad, or for any who wish to participate In them. These games w i l l provide experience for the girls , and those who didn't make the squad this year w i l l have a much better chance next year.

• • •

The results of the volley ball game which was played w i t h Southside, on December 12. were very much in our favor. There were three teams; each team played three games. Our first team won, the scores being 26-7. and 23-4; our second team also won w i t h the scores 24-22, 20-16, and 14-15. Our t h i r d team bowed to the Southside gir ls ; the scores were 13-9 and 22-16. Last year the turn -out for volley ball wasn't good because, since this sport was new. i t wasn't very popular. However, this year's a t -tendance shows that the interest of the girls has been aroused and that they have found out i t is not a "sissy's" game.

I By A U N G O U L D The result of last Friday night's

basketball game came as quite a surprise to a l l those interested In the outcome. We certainly hope and believe that i t was not a true picture of what we may expect from our Blue and White quintet i n the future .

• • > Friday night's defeat can be

charged to lack of experience and experimentation, but as the first of this season's games i t showed a promise of better p lay ing to fo l low.

• • • Every player on our squad was

i n the game at one time or anoth-er. This is a worthwhi le policy as i t enables the coach to see how his untr ied players react "under f ire ."

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"Mac" McCarthy inaugurated his t h i r d year on the first team by scoring nine points; this total was high enough to give h i m high scoring honors for the enemy,

• • • The way that Oyster Bay was

popping them in f rom a l l over the court dur ing the last half made i t appear that they had been practising longer than us. That they had seemed evident to a l l and probably is the direct trause of their v ictory,

• • • The second team game was

somewhat off the lines of good basketball. Over seventy-five per-cent of the points were scored on fouls and more foul shots were missed than made. I t is not hard to figure out that there were sev-eral i l legal acts committed.

• • • Our second team won and saved

one unbeaten team for the school.

N e w Y o r k T i m e s B e i n g Used M r , Keiar ' s English Class-

es are now using "The New Y o r k Times" for project w o r k .

N C n C E : I f anyone finds a silver pencil , please return i t to Chub Kunz. The pencil can be used to w r i t e in four colors, red, green, blue, and black. Al though i t may be handy in imi ta t ing the teacher's red marking pencil and is an asset to the poor student, the owner would l ike to have i t returned.

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M i s s A p p e l o n d e r Instructs In Drawing Oi Head

This year the A r t Club has been w o r k i n g under the super-vision of Miss Appelander, a student-teacher from Pratt I n s t i -tue, Brook lyn . A t the c lub meet-ing yesterday further instruction was given by Miss Appelander i n the drawing of the human head and the relationship of the facial features.

Members of the A r t Club are urged to attend these meetings.

The pupils i n the A r t classes have m a d e Christmas posters which are now on display in the school, g iv ing i t a t r u l y festive apnea ranee.

Sophomores To H o l d Tea Dance

P A C K A R D S C H O O L sill V H T — S p n ' n f T i m b r f i a i Ftb. 6 D i p l o m a C o u r i e a : F o r h i g h v ^ b a o l vri*\-iLblcs 0^c•^'^^a^ C o m p k t c S c c r r t H r i a l o r O r h . - Y c t t r C c j i e i ^ B u s i b c s i ; a l i a T w ' > -\m E x e c u t i v e SecTTtar ia ] o r T w o - Y c a r B u s i n e s s A d m i n i i t m l i o i t , i n c l u ' l i n r c u l -t u r a l a n d t k i l l l u b j c c l * p r M p n l c d o n c o i l c e i a t e l e v e l . D a y a n d E v e n i n g Scs-l i o n a . P l a c e m e n t a r n i c e f a r g m d u a l M . C o - e d . W r i t e l o r e a i a l o g H S .

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Monday afternoon, f rom 3:30 to 6:00 the cafeteria w i l l be the scene of another one of those popular Tea Dances. The prepara-tions w i l l tie under the direction of the Sophomore class and Miss Borta. its advisor. Music for danc-ing w i l l be supplied by victrola records and the new broadcasting system. Punch and cookies w i l l be served as refreshn^ents. The price of admission w i l l be $.20 a couple. Positively no stags w i l l be allowed.

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Dec. 27.10 p. m, to 3 a. m. w i t h Johnnj ' Meldinger and

His "Roya.1 Srncopators"

Subscription $1,50 Couple or Stag

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