1] This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

2] Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees

without brains .

3] Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!

4] Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….

5] formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

6] Good morning…let the stress begin

7] Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.

8] I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)

9] Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.

11] Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!

12] “Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” – Warren Buffett

13] since 1910

14] Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

15] Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

16] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth

it.

17] move on…

18] People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

19] We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

20] It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.

21] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

22] Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

23] Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only

CANDYCRUSH he.

24] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p

25] Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….( more

funny whatsapp status)

26] “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My

personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”.

27] You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

28] The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

29] Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

30] I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

31] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left

and repeat whenever

offered any food

32] Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

33] Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

34] Whattsapp status is loading.

35] I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!

36] Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we

were an idiot.

37] Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

38] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

39] Too busy to update a status. 0_o

40] Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

41] I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

42] battery about to die.

43] I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls

phone and saw my

contact name as “Free Recharge”

44] I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

45] Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

46] A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my

desk, I have a work

station..

47] I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then

leave me Alone.

48] Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

49] Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……(best exam status)

50] They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I

will be a genius :-B

51] Waiting for wi-fi network.

52] If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

53] One more password got married…!!

54] Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the

ends.

55] Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

56] There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian &

Tuesday Saturday.

57] One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

58] Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

59] I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.

60] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

61] Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

62] Status under construction.

63] Take Life, one cup at a time!

64] I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life;…….. if I die next

Tuesday.

65] Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

66] I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

67] Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to

mention Morons like u

:);)

68] Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(

69] Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

70] Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why

i’m always Calm & Silent

71] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p

72] One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

73] Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

74] I’m cool but global warming made me hot

75] apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini

duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…

(hindi)

76] Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them

for you.

77] Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.

78] We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police

79] Life is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status….

80] One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last

seen feature

81] Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life

82] Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my

turn to destroy

them.

83] ” And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could

not hear the music.” –

Friedrich Nietzsche

84] Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang.

85] God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

86] I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

87] Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help

me to save mine.

88] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it

89] I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

90] You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it. ……..(click

for more

Attitude status)

91] My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

92] I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve

moved on.

93] I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper

and even my mind.

94] If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

95] Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill

gates:brilliant

mind…..ME:Never Mind.

96] I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an

Attitude to impress me!

97] If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

98] I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!

99] I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

100] I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late

for everything

101] Hey there….. be there