Man on the wall
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Transcript of Man on the wall
PICTURES THAT PAINT A THOUSAND WORDS ( OR SO…)
WELCOME.
Please spend time and
contemplate a picture,
cogitate on the story with it,
compose a comment and continue on your way,
cheered not chaffed.
PICTURES THAT PAINT A THOUSAND WORDS ( OR SO…)
This series of short stories was inspired
by a visit I made to
the National Gallery of Scotland.
I was playing hookey from
an international medical conference
that had bored me to coma.
Instead, I discovered the joys of
meditating on pictures, and the reason
why they might have been created.
MAN ON THE WALL
“Inspector? This is PC 958 Evans. I’m ‘phoning from the call box
on Canal Street. What?... yes I know I’m off my beat, but Sarge told me
to check on the body reported by old Mrs Skellern. Well, it’s like this, Sir.
I don’t really want to get too close, contaminate the evidence, you know,
but, to me, well, the person looks dead!”
Harry Evans paused as the divisional control room fell silent at the duty
inspector’s command.
“Yes, Inspector, I did say dead. Funny colour, lying motionless on the
bridge parapet. Tidily dressed, I’ll say that. Even got a carnation in his
button hole...”
The old policeman listened again as the senior officer directed an incident
response unit to the scene. Evans could remember when this new boss
had been the snotty nosed son of a neighbour on the Constabulary
Housing Estate. Now, a university degree followed by handfuls of short
term duties in various sections, not including pounding the streets, and
the nipper has accelerated promotion.
“Sorry, inspector, I didn’t quite hear what you said? No, I haven’t let my
mind wander off the task before me. No, I can’t see any kids, nuns,
vicars or old ladies likely to get a nasty shock by seeing the stiff. Yes, I
will mount an obvious presence until back-up arrives. Over and out!”
Original artwork by LS Lowry, available at
http://www.lowry.co.uk/lowry-manonawall.html
Evans briskly returned to the remains, and stood on the opposite
pavement to consider them again. Its presence had been first reported to
the police at 4.30 am, just forty minutes ago, when dawn illuminated the
bleak street. The PC had been on site for the last 12 minutes, and the
corpse had not moved, he was sure of that. There were no obvious
signs of violence on the formal dress clothes, the attaché case and
umbrella looked to have been neatly placed.
Who was, or who had been, this Mr LRL ? Why on earth, come to this
dreary, dirty, industrial backwater in all one’s finery? How come the unlit
cigarette was staying upright?
PC 958 was well aware of his intellectual limitations, so decided to let the
clever dicks in CID sort the answers. He crossed to stand a few yards
upwind of the deceased and looked down onto the canal that the bridge
spanned.
Looking up, the constable checked his fob-watch against the Town Hall
clock. Nearly half past 5, just another hour until he would be home, off
night shift, temporarily cuddled up to his misses, before she went out to
her day job. Assuming that he was stood down on time?
His reverie was broken by the squeal of two sets of vehicle brakes, as the
ambulance and police vehicle arrived simultaneously. Evans went to the
rear of the latter, whilst the crew from the former went to examine the
body and pronounce life to be absent. Barely had he started to speak to
his colleagues, when Evans heard loud, raucous, belly laughter from the
supposed incident scene. He ran to its source, the ambulance men, who
were pulling two pink, false feet from up the sleeves of the now upright,
immobile and glaringly obvious tailors window mannequin, still sporting a
neat wedding suit!
PC 958 Evans was mortified at his mistake, and was dreading the
dressing down he would receive at the station. “Never mind,” called out
one of the other coppers, “at least you’ve found the dummy nicked from
Moss Bros Hire shop last evening. Sarge will be so pleased with you,
raising the dead and solving a crime in one shift!”
Original story by dave hambidge
published on this blog Spring 2007
revisited in issuu format 08/03/09
feel free to copy and use with acknowledgement of source