Easy riches ...easy poverty !

If it looks too good to be true.......

Buy it with the gov'ts money !.

If you can't sleep at night...

Do it at work !

If you can't catch your breath

Stop running.....!

Take time to smell the roses....

But watch out for the bees !

Time and tide wait for no man......

But the undertaker wil! !

If you're too old to cut the mustard.....use ketchup instead !

Laugh and the world laughs with you...Weep and your mascara will run !

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I may not always be right...... But I am never wrong !

Where there's a will......There's a dead person !

In the words of Bernie Madoff... Trust me!

What a twist......GM may have it's cars repossessed

Tall oaks from little acorns grow(if the squirrels don't get them first)

Early to bed and early to riseCuts down on the Late Show) viewing !

I hate to do this but.......

Goodnight