Aye, aye, aye, aye,In China they never

grow chili,So sing me another

versethat’s worse than the

first verse.Make sure that it’s foolish and silly!

There was an old man from Peru

Who dreamed he was eating his shoe

When he woke up in fright

In the dark of the night,And he found it was

perfectly true!

Aye, aye, aye, aye,In China they never

grow chili,So sing me another

versethat’s worse than the

first verse.Make sure that it’s foolish and silly!

A canner exceedingly canny

One morning remarked to his granny,

“A canner can canAnything that he can,

But a canner can’t can a can, can he?”

Aye, aye, aye, aye,In China they never

grow chili,So sing me another

versethat’s worse than the

first verse.Make sure that it’s foolish and silly!

A tutor who tooted the flute,

Tried to tutor two tutors to toot.

Said the two to the tutor, “Is it tougher to

tootOr to tutor two tooters

to toot?”

Aye, aye, aye, aye,In China they never

grow chili,So sing me another

versethat’s worse than the

first verse.Make sure that it’s foolish and silly!

A certain young fellow named Beebee

Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe.

“But,” he said, “I must see what the minister’s

fee beBefore Phoebe bePhoebe Beebee.”

Aye, aye, aye, aye,In China they never

grow chili,So sing me another

versethat’s worse than the

first verse.Make sure that it’s foolish and silly!