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If the wife sins, the husband is not innocent.

Love may be blind, but it can sure find it’s way around in the

dark!.

There is only one happiness in life…..to love and to be loved.

God can’t be everywhere, so he created mothers.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average

man can see better than he can think.

Girls are like phones. They love to be held and talked to, but if you press

the wrong button you’ll be disconnected.

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.

Luckily, this is not difficult.

Men never remember, but women never forget.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will

drive her crazy. Her heart.

A friend walks in when everyone else walks out.

The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took

HIM.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to

die.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure

it’s worth watching.

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they

don’t generate a lot of interest.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait to hear

the answer.

Like measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in

life.

Happiness will never come to those who fail to

appreciate what they already have.

Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too

late

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to

speak and remove all doubt.

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to

be.

I didn’t find my friends; the good Lord gave them to me.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it,

but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Life is like a ten- speed bicycle. Most of us have

gears we never use.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Learn from yesterday,Live for today,

Hope for tomorrow.

Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re

here we should dance.

Life is like a parachute jump; you have to get it right the

first time.

Love is composed of a single soul

inhabiting two bodies.