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YANKTON MIDDLESCHOOL
2ND QUARTER ROLLOF EXCELLENCE
8th GradeAdam, Garrett Adam, Wyatt Alarcon, LeslieArens, Jaclyn Bartlett, Abbygail Beckmann, Danielle Bergeson, Kyle Blagg, Mattie Blom, Brooke Bryan, Alexa Cap, Kimberly Chambers, Connor Chavis, Michael Dannenbring, John Davis, Levi DeWitt, Julie Doyle, Jacob Doyle, Shannon Dvorak, Rachael Eilers, Meagan Eskins, Rachael Evans, Caitlen Frank, Kaitlyn Geary, Cody Greeneway, Evan Guthmiller, JaceHale, Brady Hauer, Heather Houck, KessJaquith, Morgyn King, Betheny Klimisch, Ethan LaFave, Nicholas Larson, Lindsay Lattea, Zachariah Layne, Julia Lesher, Story Lillie, Kendall Lippert, Johanna Logue, Madeleine Magnuson, KimberlyMauch, Broc Moderegger, Cole Moody, Malan Nelson, Jade Osborne, Janae Preheim-Reindl,
James Roy, Tristan Rust, Elizabeth Ruter, Taylor Schmidt, Abigail Schmidt, Danielle Shindler, Jason Slowey, Gabriella Sprakel, Andriana Sterk, Allison Sternhagen, Ryan Thieman, PaigeThiesse, Allie Tolsma, Julius Turner, Veronica Ulmer, Brad Wallis, Maggie Westerman, Erica Wieseler, Alex Worm, Haylee
7th GradeAdam, Grace Andersen, EllenBarnes, Kerby Becker, Ashli Benjamin, Brianna Bockholt, Hannah Bouza, Michael Busskohl, Savannah Cammock, Grant Chu, AlinaClark, Natasha Cronin, Ramzie Davenport, Micah Drotzmann, Sophie Dykstra, Tanner Fedders, Ellison Ferris, Natalie
Frick, Rachel Frick, Rebecca Gant, Sheldon Gillis, Danielle Goble, Jeryka Golden, Paige Gravholt, Amanda Greaver, Talitha Gregoire, Alicia Gusso, Samuel Haas, ChristopherHagen, Allyssa Jeffcoat, Olivia Johnson, Hannah Kelly, JosephKoenigs, Jenna Koller, Jeffrey Lacey, Ashley Luken, Erin Manning, MadelineMay, KirstenMiller, Darian Muehlbeier, Jessica Pasco, PresleyPeitz, Andrew Savey, Blake Sawatzke, Reid Schild, Haley Sejnoha, Alexis Terca, Rayden Thompson, Shianna Trenhaile, Mikayla VanMeeteren, Ashley Vetter, Noah Weinandt, Katelynn Williams, Hannah Withrow, Alexander Wood, Rachel Woods, Savannah
6th GradeAdam, Haden Anderberg, Jacey Arkfeld, Cortney Arkfeld, Skylar Ballard, Mason Bertsch, Zoey Binde, JaceBradwisch, Britney Bratberg, Kaitlyn Cowman, Linze Cwach, Blake Diede, Haleigh Echols, Cassandra Eskins, Ashley Fedde, Lilyanna Frank, Turner Goeden, Brock Hale, Lindsey Henrickson, Madelynne Hiltunen, ElleJanda, ChanceJerke, Austin Keller, Austin Kinsley, Christopher Kokesh, Katrianna LaFave, Matthew Lammers, Lucas Lippert, Hunter Mahowald, Makayla Marlow, Robert McGhee, Shayla McKee, Sophie Mines-Alver, Devon Moser, RebeccaMunyer, Travis Perk, Lauryn Rehurek, Abbigale Russell, Brietta Rust, Benjamin Sangster, Nathan Sawtell, Dalton Sayler, Josie Schaeffer, Katina Schmidt, Kyle Schulz, IsaacSkillingstad, Brady Slate, Treyson Stanga, Riley Steffen, Mason Swensen, Kalie
Tessier, Madason Thomas, CaseyTramp, Dilyn Wagner, HaileyWesterman, Kelsey
HONOR ROLL8th Grade
Ackerman, Alexandra Albrecht, Kendyll Almond, Coy Arens, Adam Barry, Mitchell Baugh, Hailey Baumeister, Sean Becker, Dylan Blaha, Mason Boon, Amanda Borgstrom, Dylan Brinkman, TristenCale, Trystan Carr, Tyler Cole, Raquel Cross, TimothyDickerson, Kayla Donat, Austin Duncan, Alexandria Franzen, Bailey Gellerman, Matthew Gilbery, Brent Goolsby, KatieGruver, Alex Haag, Alexa Haro, Hanna Hubbs, JacobHudson, OliviaIshmael, KassieJeffcoat, Faith Johannsen, Lexie Johnson, Austin Jones, Mahri Kasch, BrandonKleinschmit, LyndseyKleinsmith, Brian Knox, Sarina Kotschegarow,
JessicaKramer, Grant Kuchta, Parker Lee, ShelbiLosing, ChandlerLuken, Matthew Madsen, Mary McClure, Brody McMillen, JamesMiller, Dalton Mitchell, Jameson Moderegger, Dylan Moon, Evan Novak, Tyler Olvera, SelenaOrton, Rachel Pacheco, OsmarPajl, Jacquelyn Pearson, Elizabeth Pospishil, Callie Raab, Nicholas Saraceni, AustinSchlingman, MitchellSchmidt, Derek Selgestad, Jacob Selzler, Wilbur Smith, Blake Strahl, Mason Tacke, Steven Tramp, Jack Veneziani, ChristianWagner, RayanWalter, Adam Watkins, Sarah Weinandt, Patrick
7th GradeAbd Al Kreem, BashirAment, Austin Anders, Theodore Andre, Sydney Arendt, Jacob Benson, Colby Bilbrey, Ashley Binder, LandonBoots, Sydney
Borgstrom, Henry Boyd, AbbyBrandt, Garner Castillo, Dayjia Christensen, Kourtney Corkery, Cole Coulson, Kylie Dannenbring, Gabriel Darcy, Robert Doering, Amy Duncan, KyleeEilers, Christopher Flores, JavierFolkers, Brock Frick, Tanner Friedenbach, Laurel Gallinger, Paul Garvey-Muth, Colin Golden, McKenna Golden, Ryan Grate, Kylie Gullikson, Andrea Guthmiller, Trevor Haak, Logan Hagen, Tessa Hatch, Alexandra Headley, Miranda Hill, Thomas Huntley, Aedan James, Coleton Jefferson, RolandJensen, MatthewKellen, Wyatt Kleinsasser, Keeley Klimisch, Dylan Kulhavy, CiaraLaBarge, EmileeLangeland, MasonLayne, Joseph List, Cody List, Nathan Lopez, David Maldonado, Michael Mammola, Anthony Marlette, KaytlynnMarsh, Noah McManus, AdrianaMegard, Lincoln Mooney, Benjamin Murphy, Kaisee Oien, Abby Ordaz, AnaPardy, Brett Pearman, Rebecca Petersen, AlexisPierce, Payton Plath, Isabelle Ractliffe, Emily Riibe, MitchellSasse, Alikah Schaefers, EricaSchantz, Ethan Schild, Allen Schmidt, Levi Schmidt, Tyler Schrempp, Kacie Schweitzer, Ashley
Shepherd, JacquelineSimek, AmberSmith, Jacob Sorenson, BradeySoto, Juliana Stemper, Zachary Straatmeyer,SamanthaTaggart, BradyUgofsky, AlleysiaValadez, Juan Van Winkle, McKennaVogt, Riley Watts, Tanner Wenzlaff, SamanthaWieseler, Lanae Wurtz, Chance Zweber, Casey
6th GradeAguirre, AustinAnderson, Lucas Anderson, Stephanie Andrzejek, M'aleighBak, Jordan Berglund, Ian Bertrand, ChristinaBitsos, AnthonyBohy-Duhachek, KylieBorstad, Zachary Brausey, Adrian Braxton, Jeremiah Bruckner, Shaelyn Bueno, BrandonCastillo, Kellie Cornemann, Kami Cox, Avaree Crisman, Cheyanne Dangel, Levi Dangel, LincolnDelvaux, JosephEilers, NicholeErickson, ChaseEsser, Kayli Fernandez, Albert Frazier, Nicholas Friedenbach, Camille Gilbery, Jeremy Guthmiller, Kaitlin Heinemeyer, HayleeHento, Allyson Hill, Shanna Hudson, Kelsey Jansen, MalloryJansen, Samuel Jensen, Thaya Johnson, Isyck Johnson, James Jones-Vasquez,
Angelina Kalese, Jacob Ketter, Alexander King, Christian Kleinschmit, Kyle Kohl, Payton Kotalik, Alex Kotalik, Oliver Kribell, Jaelyn
Kuipers, Jordan Lacey, VictorLarson, KadeLowe, Philecia Lynde, DylanMason, MorganMiller, MerlyeMyers, David Nelson, Maddison Nelson, Nathan Nooney, Madeline Novak, MasonOlson, ErinPrivett, WesleyRadack, Shelby Sanders, Desirae Sanders, Hunter Santiago, Mathew Schaa, Karly Schade, Madisen Schindler, CameronSchlaefli, Cole Simonsen, Samantha Steffen, Savannah Stewart, EmmaStone, Gabriel Strahl, Tyler Styles, MadisonSundleaf, KyraSylvester, Lyndsay Townsend, Mason Tramp, DarianTurner, CarlyVaillancourt, HaileyWenzlaff, Gabriel Wiener, Kaitlyn
IRENE-WAKONDA 2ND QUARTER‘A’ HONOR ROLL
SENIORSAnn BrockmuellerCandace MerchenClothilde MeriLiz NutleyRachel OlsonGreg PetersonRoxanne PolleyHolly SchenkNicole SchroederCarly Wilson
JUNIORSPearl GaidelisMelissa HessmanHaley HinsethMorgan LeeSam Smith
SOPHOMORESDillon BuchananTrevor HansenTrisha KatholJake Vollmer
FRESHMENRainy Brewer-NysvenJordan JorgensenPreston LarsonLexy LogueSydney NielsenJustin Ostrem
Michael SaffelDana SchenkSheyanne Sorensen
8th GRADECalla HarperStephanie HaugerSkyler HeirigsJessica Johnson
7th GRADEShelby JensenGabe KingKyleigh MelstadAutumn SeesMaria Van Driel
“B” HONOR ROLLSENIORS
Alex AlsdorfMercedes KotalikJordan NelsenChad PetersonJaron SorensenChelsey SteffenMandy Steffen
JUNIORSRudy GanderaAlex HessmanBrian HuthLauren MewsCash MurphyLexy SchenkLuke SchroederTravis StevensTessa ThompsonLui Yangrui
SOPHOMORESCeleste FiedlerLucas GustadJamie HealyChris HeirigsMaggie KribellDustin Livingston
FRESHMENDan BrueBailey HinsethJed MurphyAshley OienAshleigh SchroederLilly Trawick
8th GRADEAllyson Gartner
Jack JohnsonAmy MormanMatt Nelson
7th GRADEHannah AndersonTiffany DevineElena FreemanBen GustadErin HansenJosh HealyRobert Murphy
1ST SEMEMSTER‘A’’ HONOR ROLL
SENIORSAnn BrockmuellerCandace MerchenClothilde MeriLiz NutleyGreg PetersonRoxanne PolleyHolly SchenkMandy SteffenCarly Wilson
JUNIORSMelissa HessmanHaley HinsethMorgan Lee
SOPHOMORESTrevor HansenMaggie KribellJake Vollmer
FRESHMENRainy Brewer-NysvenJordan JorgensenPreston LarsonLexy LogueMichael Saffel
8th GRADECalla HarperStephanie HaugerSkyler HeirigsJessica Johnson
7th GRADEShelby JensenGabe KingKyleigh MelstadAutumn SeesMaria Van Driel
‘B’ HONOR ROLLSENIORS
Alex AlsdorfMercedes KotalikAndrea McManusRachel OlsonChad PetersonNicole SchroederJaron Sorensen
JUNIORSScott DavisPearl GaidelisRudy GanderaAlex HessmanLauren MewsLuke SchroederSam SmithTravis StevensLui Yangrui
SOPHOMORESDillon BuchananConor ConwayCeleste FiedlerLucas GustadTrisha Kathol
FRESHMENDan BrueBailey HinsethJed MurphySydney NielsenAshley OienJustin OstremDana SchenkAshleigh SchroederSheyanne SorensenLilly Trawick
8th GRADEAllyson GartnerJack JohnsonAmy MormanMatt NelsonChloe Nielsen
7th GRADEHannah AndersonTessa BuchananTiffany DevineElena FreemanBen GustadErin HansenJosh Healy
BY TOM AND RAY MAGLIOZZI
Dear Tom and Ray:Our 2001 Subaru Forester (93,000 miles,
we’re the only owner) has been an excellent,essentially maintenance-free vehicle.Recently, when a front axle was replaced fora torn CV joint boot, the garage owner rec-ommended a pre-emptive replacement of thetiming belt. He says we’re entering a periodof likely failure, which can be problematicwhen on the road (especially in remoteplaces). He also may have been suggestingthat this failure can cause attendant enginedamage. I am of the “if it ain’t broke, donfixit” school, especially on car repairs that willrun several hundred dollars. Predictably, mywife took the mechanic’s word as gospel.What do you think? -- Terry
RAY: I think if your wife always takes themechanic’s word as gospel, it’s probablybecause you’ve given her plenty of reasonsto do so, Terry. And you’re about to give herone more.
TOM: Here’s the story. There are twotypes of engines: interference engines andnon-interference engines.
RAY: An interference engine is an enginewhose pistons and valves share the samespace inside the cylinders, but at differenttimes. So when the valves are open, the pis-ton is down and out of the way. And whenthe piston comes up, the valves are closedand out of the way. This is an efficient use ofspace, and gives the engine more power andbetter mileage.
TOM: But. And this is a big but -- biggerthan JLo’s. If the timing belt breaks on aninterference engine, then the pistons andvalves can collide. What does that mean? Itmeans you need at least a new cylinderhead, and perhaps a new engine. In eithercase, you’ve got a repair bill in the thou-sands.
RAY: And guess what, Terry? Your ’01Forester has an interference engine.Congratulations!
TOM: So if you opt for the “if it ain’tbroke, don’t fix it” approach in this case,when it IS broke, it could cost you $25,000for a new car instead of $400 for a timingbelt.
RAY: And statistically speaking, based on
the age and mileage of your car, your timingbelt is ready to break any day now.
TOM: If your car happened to have a non-interference engine (where the pistons andvalves don’t cross over into each other’sspace), a broken timing belt would not besuch a disaster. Your engine simply wouldstop running, and would leave you stranded.Although I’m not sure that would be popularwith your wife, either.
RAY: But in this case, because of the typeof engine you have (and many other carshave interference engines, too), it’s actuallya much more urgent matter. In fact, we rec-ommend that you not only change the timingbelt now, but also change the timing-belt ten-sioner and the water pump, because if eitherof those fails, it could break the timing belt,with the same disastrous results.
TOM: So that’s a lot of stuff that “ain’tbroke” that you’re going to be fixing, Terry.But it’s the wise -- and the cheaper -- thing todo in this case.
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BY TED KOOSERU.S. Poet Laureate
There’s something wonderfully sweet about a wife cutting a hus-band’s hair, and Bruce Guernsey, who lives in Illinois and Maine, cap-tures it beautifully in this poem.
FOR MY WIFE CUTTING MY HAIRYou move around me expertly like the good, round
Italian barber I went to in Florence,years before we met, his scissorsa razor he sharpened on a belt.
But at first when you were learning, I fearedfor my neck, saw my ears like sliced fruit
on the newspapered floor. Taking us back in time,you cleverly clipped my head in a flat-top.
The years in between were styles no one had ever seen,or should see again: when the wind rose
half my hair floated off in feathers,the other half bristling, brief as a brush.
In the chair, almost asleep, I hear the brightscissors dancing. Hear you hum, full-breasted as Aida,
carefully trimming the white from my temples,so no one, not even I, will know.
American Life in Poetry is made possible by The Poetry Foundation, publisher of Poetry magazine. It isalso supported by the Department of English at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Poem copyright ©2011by Bruce Guernsey, whose most recent book of poems is New England Primer, Cherry Grove Collection, 2008.Reprinted from the Spoon River Poetry Review, Vol. XXXV, No. 2, Summer/Fall 2010, by permission of BruceGuernsey and the publisher. Introduction copyright ©2010 by The Poetry Foundation. The introduction'sauthor, Ted Kooser, served as United States Poet Laureate Consultant in Poetry to the Library of Congressfrom 2004-2006. We do not accept unsolicited manuscripts.
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