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I wanted to save these quotes somewhere which have been doing the rounds of peoples gtalkstatus msg for a few time now. I dunno whether I should feel happy or cry at this moment.

1. You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. Youll

never remember class time, but youll remember time you wasted hanging out with your

friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due

Wednesday. Spend money you dont have. Drink til sunrise. The work never ends, butcollege does

2. ek din zindagiaisemukampepahunchjayegi, dosti to sirfyaadonmein rah jayegi. Har cup

chai yaddostokidilayegi, aur haste haste fir aankhenamhojayengi, office ke chamber mein

classroom nazarayega, par chahne par bhi proxy nahin lag payegi. Paisa to bahuthogamagar,

unhelutanekiwajahkamhojayegi.Ji lo khulke in paloko, kyunkizindagi in paloko fir

nahindohrayegi..

3. Dont cry because its getting over. Smile because it happened.

4. You can see it as an end of something or a start of something new.its all in ur

viewpoint

5. We will go but with a BANG.

6. Some journeys do end.

7. Its only at the destination that the journey is appreciated.

8. Finally, Its Time to Say GoodBye. It Couldnt have Ended any Better.. Still I Wish itNever had to End

9. When we were in first year, we wanted to be in final year. Now, in final year, we all wantto be in the same first year again. Life is strange..

10. Kabmilengenajaane hum..Yaaron fir se sabhi..Lautkarabnaayengewomastibhare din

kabhi..OhhDil ye apnakahekiaedoston.. I am Really Gonna miss This Place.. Im Gonna miss

My College Days!!

Well after reading these again, I am not in a position to write anything more right now. Will

take your leave

I have stayed in hostel for years and I always wished that I never had to leave that place.

Infact, none of us in my group wanted to get married. All we wanted was to come back to the

same hostel and lead the same life. We might have cribbed about the bad tea or stale rice azillion times but did it really bother us? Nah! We always wished that time could stop because

we knew that one day this journey would come to an end. Now when I look back, I smilebecause it happened.

We went but with a BANG.

We were a group of 5 friends. 3 of us are running our own companies, one is a regional head

in one of the top stock exchanges in India and one is heading the marketing department in

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one of the leading radio stations. Sometimes I really dont know whether I should be happythat each one of is doing good in our lives or sad because we dont have the same freaky

parties anymore.

Get to theFlashback & Enjoy your college Days...

1. On being Late"Kabchaluhua?"

"Attendance hogayakya??"

"Kalraat der takgappemarteraheyaar"

"Mein kyakaru, Kumar bathroom meinghusahuatha"

"Aabnindnahikhuli to meinkyakaru...

"bolna ... kalkyapadayatha sir ne"

"Kal se pakka class karunga"

"Ek page de na... abe pen bhi to de..."

"Kal proxy marathakya"

"Yaariss class keliye koi subahkaiseaasaktahai...

2. During the lecture

"Yesss!!!! Sir...The answer is ......huuuummmmm. ......aaaaaaaa. ......... .."

"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir... ."

"Saalaapneaapko Newton samajtahai"

"Abe lecture kochod... Anjali kya lag rahihaiaaj..."

"Uskebagalmeinnahibaithsaktatha...gadha. ..."

"mera assignment terepaashai??"

"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go canteen now!!!"

"Boss class khatamhote hi chai chahiye..... ."

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3. Lab"Experiment No.2 likha??"

"IdharKarna, kyahai??"

"Yehbhai.... merekoaata to tere pass kyonaata... "

"Areeetu to buramaangaya... data dikhana... "

4. Mid Sem"Mid Sem?...Areeyaar... "

"Kya... abe Mid Semmeinitna topic hai to annual meinkyahoga...."

"Boss... hogaya... aurnahihosakta... jaannahi de sakta... "

"Oh !!!Itna syllabus cover hogaya ?"

"Aajkounsa test hai?"

"OyeSanjivkahahai... uska roll number mere baadhai... wonahiaaya to meinpakka fail...."

After test... "yaarpadatha... recall nahikarpaya... chhodna ... Canteen chalega..."

5. For attendance(less attendance isliye attendance badanekeliyebahane)

"I was in the class, lecturer mark karnabhoolgaya "

"Oyeuskothodakhuskar list se teranaamhatadega... "

"Bola tha proxy regularly maar.. Saale tera class karnekakyafaidahua...."

6.Late submission of assignments"Maine ukko bola thaaki copy karkemeraassgnmentbhisaathmein submit kardena"

"Last date extend huathaa"

"I didn't know the last date"

"Abmeinkyakaruwomereko bole bina hi submit kardiya..."

"They should allow XEROX... ."

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7. After Exam"Yehbhi syllabus meinthaakya?"

"Achha !!!yeaisehotahaikya?"

"Ye subject ka reference book kounsahai"

"1st mein 3 marks... 2nd mein 0... 3rd mein 2... Gaya... ..failpakka... "

"Yaar notice lagte hi faaddena... wokyasoochegimera marks dekhkar..."

8.VIVA(before exam)"Submission abtakhuanahihai , VIVA kyakhaaakdoonga"

"Aeee... Rohit.. .tere se kyapoocha.. ."

"External kegharmeinbacchenahihaikya..."

"Dekh Boss!! externalbhiaadmihai. Uskopatahaistudentskaabtak preparation nahihuahai"

9. VIVA(General)"Dekh , tujobhipadhega , woh (external) terekowohnahipoochhnewaala, then watz the point"

"Roll no.1 aur 2 kavattlagadiyahai"

"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitnahai""Ye kounse unit meinaatahai."

10 .Submission"Ye bhichhaapnahaikya?"

"Iskabhi print-out lenahaikya?"

"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."

"Tujhe Sir ka sign aatahaikya?"

11.Exam"Jo (mujhe) aatahai, woh (paper mein)aatanahihai; jonahiaatahai who aatahai"

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"ye question 2 saal se nahipoochhahai"

"ye last time hi poochhathaa"

"terepaas is ke notes hai??"

"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"

"nahisamjha to rat le"

"External kaaanekapura scene hai... "

"Iss paper mein roll number kakya order hai..."

"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aatatha... issmein to andaaatahai... "

"Ekaur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War hojatathakya........"