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1. From the local area connection details, they are the same.2. ipconfig and firewall settings3. ipconfig /all4. ping5. ping partner's ip6. if its working and if your partners is working7. No, host unreachable. no DNS server on that network8. yes9. No would need to be on the same DNS10. because they are networked11. ping12. No, need to be on the DNS server13. No there is no DNS server14. If disconnected it wont show the IP addres15. Lights on

It all started when our hyphen-happy protagonist, Tits mcgee, woke up in a lemur-infested moor. It was the tenth time it had happened. Feeling alarmingly worried, Tits mcgee backhanded a carrot, thinking it would make her feel better (but as usual, it did not). Heart filled with earnest fortitude, she realized thather beloved Dog was missing! Immediately she called her parole officer, Noob lord. Tits mcgee had known Noob lord for (plus or minus) one million years, the majority of which were enchanting ones. Noob lord was unique. She was charismatic

though sometimes a little... funny-smelling. Tits mcgee called her anyway, forthe situation was urgent.

Noob lord picked up to a very sad Tits mcgee. Noob lord calmly assured her that most venomous koalas shudder before mating, yet albino cats usually flamboyantly cringe *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Tits mcgee. Why was Noob lord trying to distract Tits mcgee? Because she had snuck out from Tits mcgee's with the Dog only five days prior. It was a enchanting little Dog... how could she resist?

It didn't take long before Tits mcgee got back to the subject at hand: her Dog. Noob lord grimaced. Relunctantly, Noob lord invited her over, assuring her they'd find the Dog. Tits mcgee grabbed her refrigerator and disembarked immediate

ly. After hanging up the phone, Noob lord realized that she was in trouble. Shehad to find a place to hide the Dog and she had to do it aimlessly. She figuredthat if Tits mcgee took the magic flying carpet, she had take at least four minutes before Tits mcgee would get there. But if she took the Motorcycle? Then Noob lord would be abundantly screwed.

Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Noob lord was interruptedby eleven dimwitted kangaroos that were lured by her Dog. Noob lord yawned; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling frustrated, she aggressively reached for her livehand grenade and randomly stroked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the swamp, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heardthe Motorcycle rolling up. It was Tits mcgee.

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As she pulled up, she felt a sense of urgency. She had had to make an unscheduled stop at IHOP to pick up a 12-pack of bananas, so she knew she was running late. With a skillful leap, Tits mcgee was out of the Motorcycle and went surreptitiously jaunting toward Noob lord's front door. Meanwhile inside, Noob lordwas panicking. Not thinking, she tossed the Dog into a box of live hand grenades and then slid the box behind her rhinocerus. Noob lord was exasperated but atleast the Dog was concealed. The doorbell rang.

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'Come in,' Noob lord charismatically purred. With a calculated push, Tits mcgee opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some selfish social outcast in a pimp fresh, candy-painted 'Lac,' she lied. 'It's fine,'Noob lord assured her. Tits mcgee took a seat hilariously close to where Noob lord had hidden the Dog. Noob lord sneezed trying unsuccessfully to hide her nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' she blurted. But Tits mcgee was distracted. In a blinding moment of misguided bravado, Noob lord noticed a pestering look on Tits mcgee's face. Tits mcgee slowly opened her mouth to speak.

'...What's that smell?'

Noob lord felt a stabbing pain in her kidney when Tits mcgee asked this. Ina moment of disbelief, she realized that she had hidden the Dog right by her oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A dimwitted look started to form on Tits mcgee's face. She turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's carrots from when she used to have pet Indonesian devil cats. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Titsmcgee nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Noob lord could react, Tits mcgee deftly lunged toward the box and opened it. The Dog was plainly in view.

Tits mcgee stared at Noob lord for what what must've been eight days. Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, Noob lord groped explosively in

Tits mcgee's direction, clearly desperate. Tits mcgee grabbed the Dog and bolted for the door. It was locked. Noob lord let out a enchanting chuckle. 'If onlyyou hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened,Tits mcgee,' she rebuked. Noob lord always had been a little annoying, so Tits mcgee knew that reconciliation was not an option; she needed to escape before Noob lord did something crazy, like... start chucking bananas at her or something.Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, she gripped her Dog tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

Noob lord looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Tits mcgee. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame four days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly she felt a tinge ofconcern for Tits mcgee. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Noob lord walked over

to the window and looked down. Tits mcgee was gone.

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Just yonder, Tits mcgee was struggling to make her way through the fanstic pumpkin patch behind Noob lord's place. Tits mcgee had severely hurt her double chin during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another packof feral kangaroos suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the Dog. One by onethey latched on to Tits mcgee. Already weakened from her injury, Tits mcgee yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing she saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of kangaroos running off with her Dog.

But then God came down with His easygoing smile and restored Tits mcgee's Dog

. Feeling stunned, God smote the kangaroos for their injustice. Then He got inHis neighborhood-terrorizing crotch rocket and sputtered away with the fortitudeof 550,000 venomous koalas running from a teensy pack of legless puppies. Titsmcgee jumped with joy when she saw this. Her Dog was safe. It was a good thing,too, because in six minutes her favorite TV show, Two and a Half Men, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When Indonesian devil cats meet gun'). Tits mcgee was elated. And so, everyone except Noob lord and a few bloody glove-toting venomous koalas lived blissfully happy, forever after.