A LOW PHUNDAKWEEJ SHEYSHONAn endeavor by the ignoramus………

ROUNDS……..

1. Bounce and Pounce2. Uncyclopedia Round

1.The Painter describing the inspiration for his painting…….I was walking along the road with two friends – the sun was setting – suddenly the sky turned blood red – I paused, feeling exhausted, and leaned on the fence – there was blood and tongues of fire above the blue-black fjord and the city – my friends walked on, and I stood there trembling with anxiety – and I sensed an infinite ________ passing through nature.

ID The Painting…

THE SCREAM……

2.

Given alongside is one of the probable cover of the Graphic Novel 18 days by Grant Morrison.

What is the graphic novel about/ What forms the story of the Graphic novel?

THE MAHABHARATA/KURUKSHETRA WAR

3.A basic X consists of a music player, microphone inputs, a means of altering the pitch of the played music, and an audio output. Some low-end Xs attempt to provide vocal suppression so that one can feed regular songs into the machine and remove the voice of the original singer; however, this is rarely effective. Most common Xs are CD+G, Laser Disc, VCD or DVD players with microphone inputs and an audio mixer built in. CD+G players use a special track called subcode to encode the lyrics and pictures displayed on the screen while other formats natively display both audio and video.ID X?

KARAOKE MACHINES

4.I got a pocket full of quarters, and I'm headed to the arcade.I don't have a lot of money, but I'm bringing ev'rything I made.I've got a callus on my finger, and my shoulder's hurting too.I'm gonna eat them all up, just as soon as they turn blue. 

'Cause I've got X fever;X fever.It's driving me crazy.Driving me crazy.I've got X fever;X fever.I'm going out of my mind.Going out of my mind.

I've got all the patterns down, up until the ninth key.I've got Speedy on my tail, and I know it's either him or me.So I'm heading out the back door and in the other side;Gonna eat the cherries up and take them all for a ride. 

Song by Buckner and Garcia that released in March 1982. VH1 ranked it at #98 on their list of 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders of the 80s.

ID X?

PAC-MAN FEVER

5.X literally translates into vagabond or rowdy in Hindi. X is an original Marathi word meaning "blossomed", fully fertile or at its peak in growth, which during its evolution/progression (towards the dark side) in the Marathi language started as its application to someone with high youth elements or budding hormones and subsequent behavior of that animal/humans to establish control, create mischief, attract attention of opposite sex and other such indulgences. It inherited that word into its Hindi vocabulary as a "cool-happening" style statement. All such similar words from Marathi used to be recognized as X (i.e. words which were considered "not decent" to use in regular language and are mostly used by people who are deemed anti-social or with similar stature).ID X?

TAPORI…….

6.X is used for simulation training as well as an amusement ride, both as a mobile rental (i.e., party entertainment) and stationary entertainment found in bars, restaurants, and clubs. It provides similar sensation of riding a _______. It is usually powered by a variable-speed electric motor which allows X to change buck-and-spin speed and direction at a non-uniform rate. Padded flooring is often installed around the equipment in order to prevent injury to those thrown off it.Many bars and clubs are known to host X riding competitions where the person who spends most of the time on the X wins.X can be seen in movies like  Urban Cowboy, Stir Crazy, and Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.ID X???

MECHANICAL BULL

7. X is a type of game which White must win to win the match, but which Black only needs to draw to win the match. White has more time than Black: the discrepancy can vary; usually in FIDE World Championships, White has six minutes, while Black only has five, but in World Chess Championship 2012 the following time control is used: 5 minutes for White, 4 minutes for Black, plus 3 seconds increment from move 60. Typically used in playoff tie-breakers where shorter blitz games have not resolved the tie.A game guaranteed to produce a result, because Black has draw odds (that is, for Black, a draw is equal to a victory). To compensate, White has more time on the clock. The name of the game is quite apt as it denotes the END of the game as result is guranteed.ID X?

ARMAGEDDON CHESS

8.X (born 13 September) is a Member of Legislative Assembly (MLA) of the state of Maharashtra in India for the Bandra West Vidhan Sabha Constituency. Having served as a Municipal Cooperator for 2 consecutive terms (1992 - 1997 ), he is currently the MLA being elected for 3 consecutive terms in 1999, 2004, 2009 till date.He however came to public notice and caught media attention due to a certain party he threw.ID X/why he became famous?

BABA SIDDIQUE

9.Next slide has a schematic partial map of a place. Give me the name of the place?

LAS VEGAS STRIP

10.

X is an American Viticultural Area located in California, United States. X is considered one of the premier wine regions in the world. Records of commercial wine production in the region date back to the nineteenth century.

We know X mostly due to a very popular video game which formed the site for one of the rounds/stage.

X was also mentioned in the movie Hangover. Stu had lied to her girlfriend that he will be going to X for the Bachelor Party.

ID X?

NAPA VALLEY

11

X is considered by some to have its beginnings in 1920s France. According to X historian and author Scott Tinley (and others), the origin of X is attributed to a event during the 1920s–1930s that was called variously "Les trois sports", "La Course des Débrouillards", and "La course des Touche à Tout." This event is held every year in France near Joinville-le-Pont, in Meulan and Poissy.There were other such Xs reported all round France. Magazine L’Auto also reported of one such "Les Trois Sports“ in 1920s.ID X??

TRIATHLON

12.The following is the list of “Top 10 Abuses of Power” by Times Magazine released on May17,2011. FITB…1. ____________________2. 2G Scandal3. Dennis Kozlowski and the Tyco Roman Orgy4. Gaddafi’s Nepotism5. Moshe Katsav and the Ministry Staffer6. Silvio Berlusconi and the Bunga Bunga Parties7. Kim Jong Ils Concubines8. Roger Vangheluwe's Sex Abuse Scandal9. China's Food Safety Czar Zheng

Xiaoyu Accepts Bribes10. Albert Fall's Teapot Dome

WATERGATE SCANDAL

13.X is an organization which is headquartered at Ahmedabad, Gujarat. It was established in 1971 and its motto is “Sabkaa Mangal Sabkaa Bhalaa”. There are over 200 units all over the world.Several activities like spiritual workshops, rural edevelopment, manufacturing of merchandise like medicine, stationary and books as well as children empowerment through camps take place. They also have a youth wing called Yuva Seva Sangh.

Who is the head of the organization?

ASARAM BAPU

16.

Funda Please?

RED WHEN BAYERN MUNICH’S HOME MATCHBLUE WHEN 1860 MUNICH’S HOME MATCHWHITE WHEN GERMANY NATIONAL TEAM PLAYS

17.Ben Burnley earned money playing cover songs in various coffee houses as a solo artist. After performing a Nirvana cover, he knocked over a microphone (in imitation of his lifelong idol Kurt Cobain) and cracked it. The mic's owner walked onstage and said, "I'd like to thank Ben for breaking my microphone.“He is said to have found the name of his band from this incident. Which band am I talking about?

BREAKING BENJAMIN

18.Court of which sport???

SEPAK TAKRAW

19.In the past, without the use of modern communication devices, a ship's appearance upon the immediate return to the port could communicate how the crew fared at sea. Ships that were victorious in their endeavors, for example, an encounter with an enemy ship, would sail into port with flags flying from the mastheads. On the other hand, a ship that had been defeated, if still afloat, would be forced to "strike their colours", or to take them down, signifying their defeat. Which phrase is said to have been derived from the above which began to be used in the vernacular figuratively to signify any kind of triumph? 

WITH FLYING COLOURS

20.In Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa, SRK plays the Trumpet in a band called Windows. Chinatown was a club where they wanted to perform regularly. However Chinatown regulars were anti-socials and mafia Dons who were bullying the inexperienced bands performing there earlier by throwing glasses when they did not like the performances. Upon enquired whether their band had previous experience by the owner of the club, SRK’s character makes up a story that the band had played before an even more dangerous crowd where they throw plates. In fact he also made up the name of the club after he saw the poster of an Asian born actor on the wall.What was the name of the club that SRK’s character had made up?

ENTER THE DRAGON CLUB

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21. X allegedly born on March 31, 1948 in Damman, Saudi Arabia, is purported to be a prominent Muslim liberal spokesperson for and inventor of global warming and environmentalism. He is portrayed by the liberal media as an author, a businessperson, former journalist, inventor of the algorithm, and recipient of a scientific prize. According to Wikipedia, he has served as United States Vice President, Senator, and Representative, and has also served as a military journalist during the Vietnam War. However, despite efforts by the liberal media to prove otherwise, there is no completely irrefutable evidence that X exists.  He is the current owner of the anti-American terrorist television network Al Jazeera.

AL GORE

22.X is, is one of only four straight guys to survive listening to Fallout Boy, and was the greatest celibate man whore to ever live. He has become a Pentecostal charismatic icon and spokesman for the sexual contra-revolution, and is known for his lavish baby-suits. He born as a woman but in 1946, she was one of the first patients for sex reassignment surgery in Magnus Hirschfeld Clinic, long before than Wendy Charles.

HUGH HEFNER

23.

Recipe of what? 2 extra-large ripe avocados Chopped nuts (preferably shaved) Essence of Patrick Murphy 14 cups of Whiskey 1 Large Banana (previously stored for some

time in your mothers rectum). Essence of Jessica Alba Pornography (optional) External Penis Stimuli (Also optional)

VIAGRA

24.

X was America's most beloved recording artist, singer, songwriter, artist, record producer, arranger, son, sibling, dancer, father, choreographer, actor, author, philanthropist, child star, musical prodigy, day care provider, skin tanning expert and businessman.

MICHAEL JACKSON

25.

The X was originally constructed in 1962 as a rival to the Great Wall of China. However, due to a violently turbulent history involving death, destruction, a Cold War, and Communism, the X fell like a ton of bricks in 1989. Poor structural integrity was found to be the cause, and the unified German government was forced to pay 20,000 Deutsche Marks in compensation to those injured.As such it has been removed from the #2 spot on the "Truly Great Walls" list and downgraded to a measly #6, behind Hadrian's Wall, the Wailing Wall, and WalMart.

BERLIN WALL

26.X: What a Sweet-Ass Chair is a historical docu-drama set primarily in the kingdom of ________. It charts the rise and fall of numerous factions, chiefly great Houses, as they battle amongst themselves over who can get laid the most. The show is adapted from A Song Of Ice and Fire, an ongoing fantasy series authored by the Irish and Maltese tourist organisations in conjunction with the British and Irish actors union Equity, chiefly by putting the names of various characters in a hat, then drawing them out in pairs to decide if characters "like" or "hate" each other. This method of writing has been given a pen name, George R.R. M.A.R.T.I.N, and the series has been running on HBO for a fanbase described alternately as "rabid," "mad as a lorry," "capable of serious bodily harm" and "imp fetishists."

GAME OF THRONES

27.X is a multi-award-WINNING American actor, lover, entrepreneur, and Goddess wrangler. His extraordinary bitchin' talents are the product of a mind that is special and is not of this realm. Only one man could handle having the brain of X, and that man is X. For anyone else, it would just cause them to implode without tiger blood in their veins from the DNA of Vatican assassins. For his ability to be X! without imploding, X was the highest-paid actor in television since time began, which means he can afford lots of drugsWINNING!

CHARLIE SHEEN

28.

X is an American pastime. Only real men play this sport. Men who play soccer do not qualify as real X players, even if they play X as well. In all truth, X is where the money is at, which makes some of the players act like European soccer players, for example, Alex Rodriguez. Some players are overweight, but they are still cooler and can play the sport, which sets them apart from those soccer bitches. Most people who watch and score have an above average I.Q., for only people smarter than the average Soccer Bitch can score and play the game the way it is meant to be played. X is an overall amazing game, and nothing will ever rival its amazing-ness.

BASEBALL

29.X is a torture device sold across the world on the basis that it is an affordable and vaguely entertaining cause of self-mutilation, as opposed to expensive alcohol addiction or social problems, the long term effects of which are somewhat over-the-top in comparison to the state of a person following the years during which they voluntarily attempt to unscramble the device.The X was invented by the Hungarian architect Ernő ________ during a particularly lonely stay in his city apartment following the collapse of an apartment he had designed not a year before. Based on the autopsy of his late cat, it was determined that he had spend two months designing and building a prototype of the X, and his body had gone missing two hours later.

RUBIK’S CUBE

30.The poor, meme-ridden "comedy" website X is the stuff of Internet legend and infamy. The site, which is thought to have originated in 1860 as an American imperialist tool for global domination, is now a multi-national effort and is seen as the best of its kind by some. X currently specializes in tedious mockery of perceived competitors and petty in-fighting, with much of the content seen as mass-produced junk. Yet, there remains a peculiar fondness for some of the articles by fanatics. The site has, however, been perceived as a waste of server space by its host, the evil Wikia Empire.

UNCYCLOPEDIA